SA329 & 387AUS(42.3 ov, T:288) 429 & 69/8SA needs 2 wickets to winSL vs PAK(50 ov) 325/8IND vs NZ tomorrow
designated thread
>>158428154Is that actually his mum? Because pretty good
Need Simon Harmer to either take 5 wickets, or his overs to be double his runs conceded countOtherwise I have lost the storyAlso, Zurich is stained
>>158428162beer wizard?
Based fatso
That fat guy must be rich or the gay friend.
goat?
>Commentators heckling this fattyhahahahahaha this is good banter, I wish we got this usually
Okay he's either rich or the REALLY gay friend.
>>158428200why is she so bitchy, that chad could do better
>australia are about to lose>have to listen to this cunt singing>gf didn't want to come, probably cheating>my feet hurt
>>158428200she got the ick
Is she questioning her life choices?
>>158428229she gonna get the dick
>>158428213She has dignity, she doesn't want to make a fool of herself on television, she could do better than that goof
>>158428188Maybe he just has a love for all creatures bright and small Women are into that you know
Netherlands actually in bad shape against UAE, could go down to the wire. Should have been more aggressive at bat. How do you finish with only 4 wickets lost?
Rabada giving a staredown to the mighty Nathan Lyon.
Fucking get out
>based fat guy getting phone calls
who sent them the webm kek
>>158428200why is he treated differently by the commentators to a drunk woman
>>158428254Say what but Gaza is like one of the best no. 10 out there in status quo...
drunk women are cute, drunk men are weird and shameful
Nathan Lyon learning what an actual good off-spinner looks like https://youtu.be/ilVT5MdRzX0?is=dNu9DrhcwHdYSFDVShouldn't have traded your missus out for that bimbo home wrecker
ate some pastry to celebrate RSA win
>>158428239>caring what people think about you
Forgot link https://youtu.be/GFDzQD-LR80?is=GtzzoCanFuv21t07
>>158428281Thank you for linking that ad Bazza, I would love to get plumbing insurance for 50p a day in my derelict London shithole that costs 600 quid a week
I'm a angry loner and I just want to drink my myself
Very embarrassing 4th innings effort. Why is this Aus team so mentally soft?2019 Headingley is calling.
>>158428306
they're basically a lolcow team, it's horrendous
>>158428307head heading to headingly
>>158428282why are you always eating junk food sirs
>>>/wsg/6262067
>Lyon 4IT'S OVER, RABADA IS WASHED
we will make it to 100
if these tailender SHITTERS can stay out for this long why can't our fucking openers do this just block for 2 hours then start hitting balls
>>158428342will they make it to 288
double century from lyon
Why is Wadey there?
>>158428348should have done a reverse batting lineup
>>158428348they get off on losing, they're actually complete faggots
HAHAHA
>gazza with the second most runsFucking embarrassing. Imagine throwing your wicket away like how lyon threw his family away.
kek
>>>/wsg/6262070
>>158428396kek
>>158428380YES GARYRUNS JUST LIKE RUNNING AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY GARY
YES GAZZA
gazza took boland's performance with the bat personally
If I was Ricky I'd be worried about mum with a particular D.Lawrence coming over during the holidays...
I see clouds
>top scorers in this innings are:>green 27>lyon 22>extras 16>head 14>(byes) 12
Labusockne
SA BOWLERS FUCKING SUCK POOTHETIC DISPLAY
This 3rd Test played out exactly as expected: South Africa outclassed Australia, and workload management was the deciding factor.The contrast between the two attacks was night and day. Australia’s bowlers looked completely gassed from an unrelenting schedule, whereas South Africa’s attack brought real venom and sustained pressure. Having an elite core that isn't overbowled throughout the calendar is clearly the superior blueprint for peak performance.Australia got complacent after dominating an equally fatigued England side. Cramming the calendar with grueling five-match series might drive broadcast revenue, but when it comes to facing top-tier, well-rested opposition, physical exhaustion will catch up with you every single time.
massive frauds
Nathan Lyon is now the highest scorer for Australia this innings, meaning he'll get run out soon.
>>158428515they're complete trash
100 UPMASSIVE STORY LOSS FOR POOTH POOFRICA
>>158428519
Thought I might let the whole world know my cunt fell out
just bowl at stumps its fucking nathan loins
>>158428519do you want a job at cricinfo?
I have never had a bad experience eating out. But, I have had A LOT of bad experiences eating out.If you know what I mean.
>90 year history stat avoidedstory loss for SA
>>158428569but think of the beer and hot dog sales!!!
>>158428585sounds like some gay shit
>Babar Azam duckBabar Azam duck>Babar Azam duck
very sad
>>158428629prime slampig
>>158428629dis nigga started balding at 23
>>158428629>woman leaves familyfinding herself, brave, empowering>man leavesdeadbeat, scumwomen have forced me to hate them
>>158428658ha
>>158428658fuck's sake
>>158428667yeah, it's common knowledge that there has never been a stigma against single mothers whatsoever
>>158428667umm sexuality is a spectrum sweaty
BOWL FAST CUNTS YOU DON'T NEED TO SAVE THE FAST CUNTS this is literal just to sell more beer and shit
Funny how it all comes back to us bowling first
wokeGOD seeing this through to a draw criccychuddies seething
the way the commentators say qberqha is so performative
Cash out or let it ride?
Lyon didn't stick around for his kids because he was saving all his sticking around for THIS INNINGS.
2-1 fuck off
finally
GONE FUCK OFFBACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE
>>158428731jej
SA is fixing for a draw, sources jeetsinsider
umpires call for pitching in line (majority outside the line)
>>158428731based michael owens follower
not like this bros...
fuck thats close
>>158428709reckon this is the case whenever some english speaking cunt goes out of their way to say a foreign word in its native tonguejust say it with an english accent cunt. its not like we get annoyed when thirdies can't say our words
>>158428721>just lost 0.02 centsdumb
fuck yourself Cummins, hope you disappear forever
cummins wanted to try do a boland it all makes sense now he was jealous that boland got all the kudos fuck me he's the reason they never pick him!!
>umpires callthis match now has an asterix
how the FUCK do i get a saffa gf
Out of all flags on /cric/ Ho Chi Minh flag poster takes the award...
do NOT let this wicket make u forget that Marnus Labubus faced only 5 balls the whole match and out for 0 and 4
KILLBEHEADEVISCERATECRICKET AUSTRALIA SELECTORS
hazlegod will win it
any sport on during the day tomorrow
>>158428791Visit for WC the following year, avoid Mavericks in Cape Town though...
australia were fucking robbed
>yeah, that had to heff heaps of bunce, it's def enently eoutGet absolutely fucked
>Sexuality is spectrum It's not. Love the sight and smells of a pussy
>>158428798rlwc and don't bark back at me you asked
>>158428791JBW
>>158428810robbed of having any talent whatsoever?
yeah nice gaz
harmer is balding
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>158428791come Perth
Cricinfo Bindian any insights on Lyon's prowess with the blade?
>>158428819rocket league world cup?
is it pronounced as sai-mon or see-mon
5 wickets for Harmer Looks like I win the story
>>158428829oof
at least he's humble about it
The thing about Gazza is that he never gives up, except when it comes to raising his own family.
I will never stop laughing at gazza jokes
>>158428859same
HE'S FUCKING GONE
>>158428839I was at the RLCS finals in Amsterdam years ago. Pretty cringe not gonna lie.
>>158428850unlike Cricket Australia he knows a loser when he sees one
>>158428859Same thing Lyon's mates did when they realise he walked out on his fat wife and got a model instead.
ITS OVER GONE GOTTEM
over
see you in the wtc final you cheating cuntsyou'll get yours just you wait
total overhaul
GONE GONEYOURE OUTFUCK OFFTHE SERIES IS OVER GONEPOZZIES LOSEHIS WICKET HAS BEEN TAKEN
>all out for NelsonK W A B
gg SA, shame about the low light and rain CA ,there will be no parade for you when you get home
Need official laugh at pozzies thread ASAP
Australians, in your opinion, in what order should you kill this Australia team? As an outsider, I would start with Hazlewood
stick around for Paki win
6 wicketsAbsolute gun
poor gazza let down by his team, just as he let his wife and kids down
>Gazza 33*Aus "batsman" better not even look him in the eye
>>158428905based cake enjoyers
10fer for harmy, zachster will be having steak tonight
>>158428905kek
>>158428888The world test championship final is unimportant
>>158428888checked
If SA is so good, why is their team full of kaffirs?
>>158428925Don't even remember if we won the last one, assuming we did.
>>158428921kek at lyon's non reaction
how good is test cricket
Ausgaylia supporters are sookpoofs
>>158428939My nonchalant GOAT
the fuck was that man
>>158428921aussies won 1-2 btw
garn bedI may be some time
CARLTON HAT SPOTTED
>>158428939Gazza's seen a collapse before, just like his marriage
>>158428971you should get some Indian players too
>>158428991He'll be back, never doubt a champion
>>158428881>and got a model insteadNo way that girl is a model with that pitbull face.
>>158429001Netherlands already smells without you lot here
>>158428991dont worry he'll take a break from the national team, go play sheffield shield on one of the flattest pitch out there to statpad his avg up and come back
I am going to climb a non-asterisk V5 tomorrow in tribute to my boyfriend
>>158429006she worked as the inspiration for chuckie
>>158428921>>158428939Lyon was fuming that he got dropped for the second test. That he survived not out was the most important thing for him.
Lyon literally top scored this innings kek
He sneeds more time
pozzies scuttled off quick fast
hindsight is 20/20, but I'm thinking we should've got more runs before getting all out
He needs to go back to Glamorgan
peewees will still get pumped 4-0 though
Lyon learned today what a good off-spinner looks like Now fuck off back to the mother of your children, you bald twat
Thank you for your service webm bro
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Seth Efrika's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Captain Cumshite and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the WTC for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /cug/? #CUMSHITEIN or #CUMSHITEOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://www.arnotts.com/brands/tim-tamhttps://jlingz.comhttps://kylieminogue.fandom.com/wiki/The_Loco-Motion_(song)https://www.instagram.com/grace.hayden_/https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/game-on-with-grace/6014645https://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/https://pla.prisonerseducation.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/in-cell-workout-booklet.pdfhttps://www.instagram.com/stretfordsikhs
>>158429124it's been funthanks for all the (you)s
Very good series all in all One of my favourite series of all time
>>158429153Is Marnus playing?
>>158429132
>>158429200>Mong
>>158429210
>>158428846his appearance and over the top celebrating make him australian in my mind
Postman Woke's cricket legacy>heem'd in every test series in India that is Bharat>never won a test series in engshitteristan>choked a 2-0 test series lead in engshitteristan>lost 2 test series at home to India that is Bharat (first ever home series defeats)>lost a WTC final to eternally choking Saffers (Hindu /strongmind/ Keshav cancelled their choke DNA)>first ever home test defeat to kangludesh>couldn't win home series against kanglus and Windies>never won a test series in Seth Efrika>convicts (HISland and Starc) HEEM'D engshitters 4-1 while he was injured
>>158429048Anything Boland can do, Lyon can do better.
Pat Cummins should be dropped with immediate effect Regardless if it would have affected the result or not; the decision to not play Scott Boland is borderline criminal. Hope I never see josh Hazelwood's boring balls ever again either
Seems like we might've had a bit of a poolapse here lads
just flicked the tellie on and there's no criggywow we mustve made mincemeat of that target. knew the saffas were a hundred short
I don't think I would change my journey for anything, the person I have become...just chuffed (tears in eyes)- Simon Harmer excellent bowler, should have played more for south Africa over the years, but he ain't quite done yet
>>158429907yeah same I didn't bother with it today forgone conclusions we were gunna win
Fuck her the man will score a century and take Pakis to a victory
not cricket Why do Indians love boundaries so much? I don't think Nepal are going to be like this
>>158429416Oh capitan? My, my capitan...
>India lost to UAE in their one and only sport Oh dear... https://www.cricinfo.com/series/hong-kong-international-sixes-2026-27-1559188/india-vs-united-arab-emirates-group-c-1559204/full-scorecard
Non-asterisk v5 looms tomorrow I reckon
Lads is setting 430 runs to win or having the chasing side 153-9 with 90 runs needed a strong position to be in? Can't imagine being such a feeble weak DNA race of subhumans if you were to lose from that position haha
>>158430527Imagine how embarrassing it would be to lose to that same teamhttps://www.cricinfo.com/series/hong-kong-international-sixes-2026-27-1559188/england-vs-india-bowl-2nd-semi-final-1559206/full-scorecard
THE FIRST GUN SHOTS HAVE BEEN HEARD FROM ACROSS THE MURRAY RIVERNEW SOUTH WALES YOU ARE GOING TO WAR
In all seriousness though, Scott Boland should have played. It wouldn't have changed the result, but it's the principle. Massive fuck-up.
5 wickets downPorki poolapse
I want Pakistan to win
Flag checks out
>yeah, Cameron green is worthy of a place in the side over Scott Boland not known for their IQ desu
They don't seem to respect you, and I don't want to be mean, because I am really not mean. But it seems the best stay in Bharat
They aren't bringing their best
>>158430769Australia should be divided into 5 countries
>>158430769Green was okay this match with the bat (for the most part).
it's a really stupid country desu have no interest in going
furakpakis are going to win it
I just can't stop winning today
>Shit Wanka
now take a hat trick
That's the second island nation Pakis have destroyed
>>158431095the first being?
>>158431155Horrific betrayal in Englel of course
I don't know what the average IQ of a non-Chinese New South Welshman is But it can't be over 90
https://youtu.be/8YEi00mJoQc?is=6-jn6vo8hXlkB-t5Any other 'getters' in?
warner melty
FINALLY One of the most fraudulent careers in the history of this sport is over.
Marnus is a fielder not a batsmen
He should never have pretended his name was labuSHANE Just stupid. Just because Australians are severely low IQ, why change your name
cannot believe certain man got a cricketing prediction on point for once (yeah he said 7 but 6 is pretty close desu). this almost redeems that rubbish about the declaration being sound. almost
Who's going to cook the chilled toasties now Marnus is gone?
>>158428921kek that was unironically my post, cheers webmladI didn't make it at 3am though wtf
if you think ai agrees with everything you say ask it questions about the jews or the holocaust
>certain man middle of sentence >Cricketing i wouldn't throw you in jail if I were prime minister, because I believe in freedom of speech
The once thriving /cric/ is now totally dead.
Lol yeah pretend cricket doesn't exist because you just got GBH'd (Grievous bodily harmered)Jeet levels of copmanthorpe
warner waited about 3 seconds after retiring before turning on his recent teammates and calling them all traitors (basically). why are pozzies like this? no honour at all
making harmer look that good was pretty grire tbfhe does nothing with the ball. is just a shit nathan lyonreminds me of that period of 2-3 years where everyone made Paul Harris look good
>111aoHowling
>>158432803you are unironically retarded and need to be able to do at least twenty pull-ups, before shitting up the cricket general with another take such as this
no there was nothing wrong with that takespinners like him are a diamond dozen in county cricket
yeah sure thing, ol' bingoey, sure thing
keep seething matehis bf wonand his team (pakistan) also wondeal with it
good week for zbgot his cock sucked as well (by a female I think)
men suck it bettert. BisexualCHAD
>>158432939Ah yes a female (male)
>>158432964Prove it
>those turbo, giga redditors of The Grade Cricketer got an interview in with Simon Harmer before I did
Oh my god it's the worst video ever I am going to pretend it doesn't exist
Absolutely horrifying
I think we all saw the difference between harmer and Nathan he's just better
The rat faced, baldy looking Lyon
get in
While we're on the topic of rat faced how you going z man
Looks like the peewee nonce brown noser of Nathan Lyon is in lads
The table topping New Zealand Its ok to be seething a jealous
>>158434520
ratty b haha
schizoid saffer not logged in to celebrate yet?
>>158434395prepare for 4-0 in aus cumstain sheep fucker
>>158435737hes got people to terrorise irl
>>158434395kek england sixth under absolute minnows
nice unaustralian performance lads kek
lol he's to afraid to direct reply to me
When twiglet legs mans up and takes the on court beating from yours truly he asked for yet ran away from i'll do the Marco Jansen celebration when he caught the pedostachio'd convict.Or maybe just a simple Curtly and ring da bell
https://youtu.be/MMt7erVRpK0
>>158437650cry about it jamboy
oh he willthat's all he does. has a cry on /cric/ about something or another (nobody reads the whole thing)
science has so far only found two ways of making welsh genes looks somewhat athletic. the first is to put 'new' and 'south' before wales and the second is getting the welsh ''''''athlete''''''' to face a jeet
Enjoy it, because Australia will never lose another test match.
how can jammylad and zachy play each other in tennis. it's a two person sport.
Don't worry convicts you can stop crying onto your timtams you'll feel better like can you do every other year when you can minnowbash the engshitters
if you were born in england and lived your whole life there without leaving.. you're an engshitter.
Can't see Australia ever losing another test after a few adjustments.
brb …boutta finna ‘AVE A BOWL first moite tabla x
business idea: we invite a serious team like Bangladesh to compete for the Ashes next time around
>>158439102>finna ‘AVE A BOWL first moiteClassic convict one that paying homage to rickay cunting edgbaston 05 innitFor me though, it's the timeless>see u at da gabba moite
>>158439335that’s a classic ngl x
>wonder why no one made a new /cric/ after the old one died>forgot i filtered streetshitters
There are literally no good batsmen playing in the shield atm. Marnus has only been in the side for so long because there is no one else, and every time he goes back to the shield he pummels runs
>classic tassielax
>>158439381foul aye
just watched the highlights, jesus, >we were comprehensively btfoharmer is elite but batting second was always going to be a mistake
>>158440099Harmer is not elitewhich makes it even worseCummins and Starc being able to keep him out with relative ease on a day 5 pitch says a lot
>Seth Africa wins>NZ goes to top of WTC tablemany such cases.
>>158440228how goes the Ind a v nz A test match fella¿
>>158439551RenshawKonstasSmithGreenHeadConnolly CareyCumminsStarcLyonHazlewood
[+]Anonymous∨
>>158440283Carey out for Inglis or Harper, Lyon out for Murphy
I say batsman and I say chinaman
>>158440430Based.
based on what?
Witch doctors and pitch doctors
POST MORE YOU FUCKING SPASTICS
>>158441954
>>158441954Got swimmers ear and I want to kill myself
>>158442074how did you get that
>>158442089swimming
If Jacinta Ardern cares so much about New Zealand then why does she live in Sydney?
>>158442123look at that neck
i am iykwim haha
>>158442123Damn Jordan Silk post-op looks like that?!
>>158434395do Pakis even play test?New Zealand will lose all their tests to India
>>158442303didn't you lose all 3-0 to nz in india last series?you've gotten weaker and they've gotten stronger
>>158442311this will be our revenge by beating them in their home
>>158442331See you at Hagley Oval cunt
more like fagley oval lol
that was uncalled for
>New Zealand opt to bowl
300+ score incoming
>>158442510or utter poolapse
the last t20? about time
imagine being indian and bald
india on track to score 40 runs
I just want both teams to have a nice time :-)
KWABgaped that shitter
Shan'tma
india on track to score 50 runs
India more of a first class playing nation
>>158442568last t20 ever?
This is our C team BTW
both openers gonefuck them
the missus keeps biting her bottom lip when adam milne is on screen. what do?
i bet nathan smith is shit in bed
>Ishan KishanZero effort whatsoever put into that name
if it takes this long to make a decision, the technology needs to be removed from the game
not out let's keep moving fuckssake
LMAO 6 7 IYKWIM
waiting for bouldering
>>158442759what channel is that on?
ish kish
time for complete panic or just mild panic?
*does a spine tingling manuka honey wave*
can't believe we are 125-4 (12.2) after the shitshow
>go away>they start playing good>come back>wickets start falling againgood thing we rigged with a no ball
nathan smith is the worst person to ever call themself a new zealander
BUUUUUUULLLLLSHIT
do another no ball
is this oval just a public park they surrounded with led fences and called it a stadium?
dropped the series
>>158442915>He's never taken friday off work to drive down to Seddon Park to watch the test match from the grassget a load of this FAGGOT
>>158434395>PakistanHow
>>158440203>Carey out reverse sweepng 8th ball>ugly mong apparently got a "mind the windows" sledge by Temba and Rickleton got out trying to smash through cover 2nd ball>Green out stumped running down the pitch>Inglis run outPure self-destruction>>158442303Terrorist pakis are joint top with engpakis in the Humiliation Cup
>no 200:(
Jamboy up early for once so no doubt he'll be making lots of comments about the current ongoing Indian match since he's definitely a real Indian
>>158442633>still don't play SuryavanshiPor que?
Uh oh our resident geriatric ess*x chutney boy's woken up in a pool of his own piss again. Bit hard to control one's bladder when you see remember "The War"
No comments about India then beginning to think he's not really Indian after all
Tell us some of your memories of The War
The run chase has started but still no comments on India from JamboyStrange because he seemed so engrossed by Australia vs South Africa yesterday
bed looms
Oh did a wicket fall? Well I'm sure Jamboy must be here in this thread celebrating since he's definitely Indian
Chutney boy shooing away the nurse and staying sitting in a pool of piss watching every ball of cricket India plays. Proper chutney boy that
he can't post about everything because I'm ordering him around on the golf course atm. love mu little jam boy
cheese and crackers for supper
what kind of cheese m8?
creamy brie that was on special at countdown lol
>>158443202smegma from my putrid unhygeinic uncut cheesedfick
>Seddon cricket club
dropped the tour
so what was up with tickners pokemon card
>what a catch by pajeet
Bhuvi won't get picked again I think
>oh that's hard and longsame haha
hurry up and finish this so I can focus on coconut crash
funn ullundurrul mutchullglunn phullups
India: ~1.46 to 1.48 billion peopleNew Zealand: ~5.3 million peopleDifference: India has roughly 279 times the population of New Zealand
>>158443303too bad only 11 players are allowed or we would be playing 279x more
>>158443312T H I S
>tim say fart
India has tens of millions of active cricket players and hundreds of millions of participants and fans, whereas Ireland has approximately 52,000 people who play, officiate, administer, or take part in school programs related to cricket.
>>158443312>India are 300/277 chasing 509/4 declared
jeets have 1b people playing one sport and rigged it to take all the financial control yet could still never get close to the great WI or Aus teams of the pastmakes one thing
Why didn't New Zealand play like this in the first 3 matches?At least this shit would've been interesting
65 million subhuman engshitters100k Tongans650 : 1>englel 12 - 30 Tonga
>>158443327kek
Jamboy just can't get over the fact that his boys got whitewashed by Ireland in their one and only sport
>>158443337this to be honest
/cric/ - rugby league
>englel 0-78 convictsImagine being an engshitter lmao
PARIS 2024 OLYMPICS India (pop: 1.48 billion) : 0 gold medalsDominica (pop: 75k): 1 gold medal
>>158443372Surely not
>>158443337needed to justify the BCCI payout without making it look too obvious.
>>158443372cricket should be in the Olympics
>>158443385it'll be but t20
NEW YEARS EVEbnob suicide attempts: 2 (two)Successful bnob suicide attempts: 0 (zero)
>>158443385Not sure this will help India in the gold medals department
>>158443372kek this can't be true
>>158443391probably but id still like it
>>158443385Think memehit's gonna be in LA28 m8. No sheep molesting though so no free medal for you there though
>>158443400for some reason we're good at rowing so those will be our free medals
>samefaggingwe literally don't give a single shit about the Olympicsthis pointless t20 match will have more people caring about it than the entire Olympics
he's seething lads
>India v Ireland, 9 months later
>>158443404we have different flags m8
Over 170 million people in India watched the Paris 2024 Olympics across digital and television platforms, making it the most-watched Olympics ever in the country.>w-we don't care
>>158443416how do i get a qt redhead gf
>>158443427be indian
>>158443437I'll stay single
>>158443427Just study at Cornell
>>158443372is this real? lmao they make the weakling welshies look elite
2027:shitjeet's attempts at arranging a marriage with literally anyone who wants him to repair his family's destroyed izzat: 4 (four)Successful shitjeet marriages: 0 (zero)
>>158443420kek I think they lost to Pakistan of all places in the one event they were '''guaranteed''' gold in too. was shot put or javelin or something
jam boy awfully cranky because all his predictions about zachy's bf harmer fell flat and now the saffer jam boy will never make it into the team again. how sad
Number of steppy d's who diddled bnob: 2Number of real parents: 0Oof touchy scoreline!
Chutney boy engshitters trying hard to deflect from their week of shame where they couldn't defend 430 and lost to pakis when they were 153/9 with 90 runs neededA day without humiliation is a day wasted for weak DNA engshitters
>80 runs in 36 balls
>>158443372>stop deflecting saaarrrr
glunn phullups
>>158443533you already made that joke m8
>no centurystory loss
>>158443543Ease up engshitter's got early on-set dementia after his stepdad rattled his brains (anus) out
>>158443546story win if GP gets highest ever series runs
kek india getting bumrah'd arshdeep by NZ again
>4 fifties in 5 match series
>>1584435803 fifties and a hundred you fucking RETARD
>>158443587can't get a century without making a fifty first>record of most runs in a bilateral T20I series
>>158443605You're a fucking moron. Do you count a hundred as two fifties? Fuck off mate.
INDIA LOSES (again)
>>158443614
>>158443618I wonder who won the series
>>158443618KEK
not cricket and losing the last 2 games is a massive story lossimagine signing off the series like such bitches lmao
if this was a 280 game series, india would be expected to win 279-1
hopefully nz keep this momentum and win the odi series
lost the main part of the series 2-0 bit like the 2-0 v Ireland that sebshit and shitjeet still haven't mentally recovered from KEK
>>158443636were*
>>158443689explain that one to me champ
>>158443696Was is the past tense of is. Were is used for hypotheticals.
Corr bnob's giddy getting this much social interaction might mean he doesn't try (for the third time) to neck himself this NYE from the trauma of being orphaned and diddled by his stepdad
hes jammin out
>>158443710can a flag known for their iq confirm this is correct? (not so fast bindia, pooSA and peewees)
>englel 6 - 24 SamoaSoIt happened AGAIN lmaooo
>>158443794Happy to explain it to you but you don't understand the difference between a bedsit and a bedSHIT so I don't think I'll waste my time.
im samoan
https://www.cricinfo.com/series/new-zealand-in-england-2026-1496491/england-vs-new-zealand-3rd-test-1496573/full-scorecard
>>158443820do they have a cricket team? I feel like they could hit a ball into the outer atmosphere
>>158443834we play kilikiti
>>158443844crisp
morn cricblas xhttps://youtu.be/Y0mwkv7unIo
yfo matey
did we win a series (again)getting a bit boring innit¿??
>Australia vs Afghanistan, Cup, Final, Hong Kong Sixes 2026
>>158443908>Afghanistan won by 4 wickets
kek these indian anons going through the history books of different sports looking for cope
low-key good on wall sesh today
le forever v4 man
nice couchy cope
Good day!
yeah sorry meant asterisked v4>couchyironic thing to say for someone who goes down the reddit sofa gym
Jamboy going into overdrive trying to deflect from the fact that India lost back to back games in their favourite sport to New Zealand who only view cricket as their 6th favourite sport
yeah ok mate enjoy your laptop
I have no idea who jamboy is Seems to be more than one person
>>158443996any NZers who have a sport other than rugby or cricket as their favourite sport arent real NZers
oh look spaccy and shitjeet are posting at the same time againanother coincidence of course
>>158444036not sure if you're calling me either of these names, i hope not
>>158443996India lost to who?
Lost to NZ in t20?
>>158444056isnt that the only format they're good at kek
idk, is losing 2-0 to direland ''''''''good''''''''''
Hmmm I think India faces an existential crisis. I think they'd have to reflect on Indian society and what factors in their culture are creating sub-par athletes beaten by minnow island nations more interested in rugby.
>>158443844>Unlike a hard leather cricket ball, a kilikiti ball is bouncier and lighter, making the game fast-paced and energeticEven more of a meme than T20
>>158443820weight and height I wanna know how big of a unit you are
criggy I’m here
yeah I'm thinking that live performance of 0$ is elite
>>158444090see>>158444086
jamboy is the rules about not eating cows only extend to cows or all bovine or hooved animals?Could you possibly pioneer elk farming or get into bison farming and eat that as meat?
Brahmins don’t eat meat champsimple as a pimple x
the grouchy couchy should take up an exercise
Explains why they're so weak and unathletic
>>158444090yeah we can smell it mate
>>158444130it's kinda noble in a way that they have a strong belief system and are willing to adhere to it whilst it diminishes them physically and yet compete in physically strenuous sporting activities at the international level
>>158444012thanks I willanother ironic claim btw. the reddit sofa gym has plenty of laptops (for browsing your homepage r/bouldering of course) and nespresso machines
I don't think you will
Sent my dad a link to a Cameron winter song on WhatsApp
Bouldering was based today desu Think I will go again tomorrow
>not elite that pozzie said not known for their IQ are they
Zimbabwe getting their shit kicked in by Afghanistan in the brainletbashAfghanistan are still getting better, but just not quite as stupidly parabolic as before
Afghanistan just seem like learners, and tough as nails Need more exposure and games, but I appreciate the political situation probably isn't ideal
>>158432803>>158432843Not only are you patently wrong, for starters any non-cazzie cricket follower at least in England has know who he was for a decade and he’s been consistently a top wicket taker, but you are so retarded that you can’t even get the yank idiom you used correct. So please YFO yourself and don’t come back.
>>158443372GOTTEM
harmer enacted a truce between spaccy and countystreams
quite poetic that common ground
Having a masty b
After this weekend he'll be having HEP-B
What did he mean by that
>>158446446they're both copinghow is harmer not a shit nathan lyon?does nothing with the ball. basically nathan hauritz by another name
he's significantly better than Nathan Lyon
he's with his first wife?
i miss bard
in bard's memory I will never say batteronly batsman / batsmen
>does nothing with the ball >just took 10/120 v Australia
i can fix her
>engshitters have absolutely nothing to support in their own national team that they have to barrack for the international mercs that carry their shit county teams
yeah enough of this jeet thread, I'll bake a newie
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