HT: 0-0THEY'RE BOTH SHITE
A
>>158428963N
>yeah guys, i think Fofana for €80 million is a bargain-one of the five chelsea football director
Friendly reminder that drawing Chelsea away is NOT /mug/
>>158428976I
Can't be taken seriously when your defenders have names like acheampong and fofana
either team can win this match, or it can also be a draw, that's my analysis
>>158428999M
Fofana Bofana Fofana Bofana Bonana Fofana
>>158429014E
>>158428944>IT DOENS'T MATTER THEY'RE BOTH SHITE>IT MATTER WHEN WHO'S MORE SHITE
So which one of the two?>>158428944 >>158428948
Estevao has been good all things considered. Needs to play more.
>>158428963>>158428976>>158428999>>158429014>>158429018
>>158429024just use this one and recycle there when its over
>friereddit
these two should just swap managers
What anime is worth watching at the moment?
>>158429044fuuuck
>>158429051Akiba Maid Wars is pretty decent.
both teams need some meat and potatoes white players
anyone expecting a goal in this game is retarded sorry>>158429058whats the appeal of it?
>>158429051you should watch the thunderbolt fantasy series if you haven't
>this "stat"
>>158429058Is it? Jesus Zack
>>158429065>chelsea>white playerskekit goes against their philosophy, like united with white fans
>>158429051The new ghost in the shell
so it turns out united are just a mid table team now, they should be finishing 8th every year for the past 5 or so seasons
>>158429065they both need a big half-scottish/irish shinkicker in midfield
>>158429067>whats the appeal of it?Maids partaking in gang awarfare while being cute?>>158429072Nani?
>>158429080>irish>bigdo these exist? i thought everyone there over 5'10 was conscripted to the rugby team
just replace spurs with chelsea here
>>158428944two has-been teams
>this gameim sleepy bros..
have they been copying the PSG kick off cringe all season?
> have you been thinking about suicide lately
>>158429100liv finally hit the wall
>>158429051apothecary diaries and tokyo avengers
sailing levels?
>>158429103kek
>>158429086that's more than half the male population, average height is over 5'10 these days scots are smaller ftr
>>158429051Iruma
CAM ON LELSEA
fuck this slurper lads, off to nhentai
Do people still think that Xabi is a good coach or has he been found out finally?
>>158429118don't look at any facesitting, that's illegal!
I DONT want a gay ass celebration with all the utd players hugging like they werent coming to blows a week ago; I HATE redemption arcs.When it rains it should always FUCKING POUR. Utd need to keep getting kicked while they're down, the suffering must be constant yet incremental.
>>158428944What's on his mind?
I'VE GOT A FEELING
/mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/
ABSOLUTE STATE OF THAT DEFENDING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Rogered
>>158429123wasn't it only for BBW?
Missed my afternoon nap for this load of rubbish. Well it's one nil now at least
>>158429118Don't look at incest stuff anon!!!
what the fuck
Manure...
THE SHIT WILL BE FLUSHED THE SHIT WILL BE FLUSHED
MORGAN ROGERSSSSCRY MORE BRUNO YOU FUCKING RAT BITCH
>>158428944misleading op
kekadoodle doo
HERE WE GO MUGBROS
I GOT A FEEELING
Eternal /mug/
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>>158429136they included all kinds of things including in jeans lmao
>>158429130edit that to be a gun.
>>158429139Why look at illegal incest porn when he can legally marry his cousin?
/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/
>eplel defending
should've signed him sharteta
>>158429071My favorite are those "If games lasted only 25 minutes, as things stand right now, Leeds would be the top of the table" or whatever the fuck. Its like wow, thanks, that is very insightul. Fuck off.
>>158429044>that look she gives the camera guy like "yeah, they're nice, aren't they"i coomed
>>158429126why are chileanos so twisted
lmao what is 5'6 and an attitude guy doing there
:( carrick
>just run in a straight line bro
lol is martinez even trying?
>Yanited defense
Next season we could see a PL without a Manchester team
Very poor from united, to be expected though isnt it
>>158429136>>158429152kek are there specific details on this?
Martinez is so fucking shit
lets just let him run for 4 miles past us until he scores...whos idea was it to buy baleba ?
the only difference between carrick and alonso is alonso has attackers that can bail him out
>>158429160£117m is insane, anon. but he would have turned into eze 2.0 had he done so.
RELEASE THE ZIRKZEE
/mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/ /mug/
>>158429156Is cousin marriage legal in the uk?
>>158429168With that defending quality it just works.
>>158429044God damn that smirk
>>158429184can a zoomer explain what this dance was about
>>158428944> t.defending
>big zirk impact sub inc
>>158429188Yes
>>158429161I think the funniest bit about it is United have won 1 of those 8 games.
>>158429184kwab
>>158429177
fakkin hell, we're finally found out who's more shit now
>>158429180Dropped for Milner 6 months ago btw
>>158429192surf's up habibi
>>158429183>big zirk always on the benchwhy does carrick hate winning?
The Butcher getting nerfed
>>158429144you should see what the competing op tried to pull
>>158429192He's surfing
It's over
>>158429195how does martinez never get anywhere near him? he defends like a child
>>158429195>Martinez and Maguire not even attempting a tackle>whatever the fuck that was from Santos
>>158429195The butcher they call him
>Santos-Baleba recovered only 2 balls since the beginning of the match
>>158429211Martinez is on the other side. Where was Yoro, what was Maguire doing
>>158429188Anon, who do you think the royals marry
>>158429130this nigga moist
I bake two /mug/ in the morningI bake two /mug/ at nightI bake two /mug/ in the afternoonIt makes me feel alrightI bake two /mug/ in /int/breakAnd two in boxing dayI bake two /mug/ before I bake two /mug/And then I bake two more
>>158429195
>>158429188There are parts of the country with 38% first cousin marriages
>>158429207Oh I did. When it’s a decision of dogshit or bullshit I choose bovine every time
>>158429222jews
lmao that ref pov of the goal
boo!
lisandro martinez pov
>>158429209corrrrrrrrrr
>>158429229gotta be gypsies and pakis
>>158429233Funny but its true the royals are vile incestuous freaks
>>158429201Britbros...don't you have a bunch of Jamaicans and Jamaican diaspora there? Banning BBW porn with those around that should be considered a hate crime
cam onn chelshit fackin scarrrr give us a fackin MUG wankers!
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>158429246generations ago
To be fair, defenders don't expect the ol' run in a straight line strat
>>158429246so are the irish
>Mainoo
we need more ngubus
Don’t believe the propaganda lies, there’s literally nothing wrong with marrying your first cousin
>mainpoo
How is Carrick going to survive. Roma, Villa, Liverpool, Sporting Lisbon.
>>158429253If you consider 4 years ago generations...
>>158429228memecam version
>>158429222Thought royals are more relaxed nowadays about those thing>>158429229>Among individuals educated beyond A-level, the percentage marrying a cousin was initially below the average in the initial study, standing at 46%. This figure has further decreased to 38% in the current analysis.Well just give them more time
>>158429182>but he would have turned into eze 2.0 had he done sofarteta's magic touch
>>158429188The NHS recently wrote an article explaining the "benefits of inter-cousin breeding" in order to make muslims feel more welcome in the UK. This is not a joke.
>Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou willy Romeo Lavia
SAVE_US.KOB
>>158429266who?
>>158429203most brighton players are ponzi schemes
>>158429267maguire running away from him
>achimpmong
>>158429267They really gave Rogers the red carpet
>>158429221Maguire's got the runner though in Yoro's absence so Martinez has to come across. I don't know why the fuck Yoro was so far out of position.
>>158429242Kek
>>158429272>fucking your actual cousin = british government approved>caught possessing a porn with two unrelated adults where one of them calls the other "step-bro" = two years in prison
>>158429258we have lower rates of consanguinity than you :^)
Red cartel is being dismantled and you're blackpilling? These are good times to be alive
i've seen enoughBruno OUTBigZZ IN!!!
>>158429270Right so £117m for that would be shit.
Yanited is melting down. It is over
>>158429276Queen Elizabeth you tit
Yep Licha it's the board's fault for that one too
>>158429188of coarse
>>158429274my boy lil kobb just need more time
Uh oh butcher red card
>>158429286Nbr porn play is also counted as illegal? wtf?Might as well ban all porn
Aieeeeeeee
shartinez red shartinez red shartinez red shartinez red shartinez red
>>158429272It’s based on science and there’s negligible scientific evidence against it
era
>>158429246It's been hundreds of years since there's been any real blood related marriages.Elizabeth and Phillip were something like 4th cousins, which just meant they shared 1 great-great-great grandparent.
Martinez is a fuming manlet
‘member around the coof times when defending like that would be called social distancing? Ah those were the days
era penal 100%
>manlet CBsnot even once
It's happening... again.
>PENAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
ERA
ERAPENOLMAO
>>158429314ha
Please score one more goal in this match.
>kinder bueno and matheus cunny no longer pressing and half defendingI gotta be honest, the squad quality of man united might be poor but by God it is a disgrace how they are just ready to quit at the slightest inconvenience.Also how is that not a red?!?!?!
uk government should outlaw those little Chinese cartoons the sissies go gaga for
era?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the royals aren't inbred anymorethe 2 princes married a mulatto and a y!dupdate your banter
>>158429278as much as everyone like to blame him for everything it was baleba and santos all martinez and maguire could do was foul him
RED TOO AHAHAHAHA
>>158429288That’s because they are more ugly than we and nobody foreign wants to marry them
The Butcher
RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED
And somehow Martinez turned worse than Fofana
WITH THE FLYING ELBOW
if you do that in a pub that's assault and you get thrown in jail
Martinez, lol
Wilcox's fault btw
It's so over. What manager can even fix these players?
>>158429294so 3rd cousins lol
this is just getting sad
>manlet CBsHaahahahahahahahaha
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>158429336is that something you have ever done?
Fofana threatening a WOAT performance and Shartinez saying hold my lambrini
THE BITCHER HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
He's gonna miss
Lads
>>158429329>tfw he’s now dead too
STONE COLD
lollmao even
Is Martinez always this dumb? He really went full retard this game
LMAO
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHGAHHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHSHHHAHAHHAHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
They really want the manager gone lol
ICE COLD
GET BUTCH'DGET BUTCH'DGET BUTCH'D
5'6 AND AN ATTITUDE
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECESTHIS IS MY LAST RESORT
Realistically and empirically speaking, what does this do?
MUG MUG MUG
>>158429331it's mostly because of kashmiri pakistanis having 50%+ cousin marriage rates but fair enough
>>158429302That's probably their aim. It's illegal to watch porn where someone goes down on a woman too now.>>158429307hello mboko, surprised to see you're still around
lmao what an idiot
Good for Carrick honestly
Lisandro 'The Mincer' Martinez
How the fuck did Messi win a WC with these argentinian shitters
so it happened AGAIN
OHHH IT'S A /MUG/ KINDA DAYOH YES IT ISIT'S A /MUG/ KINDA FEELIN'
>What Fofana saw
yanited bros...
horrible by the gk what a mong
Go Chels!
lmao now we couldn't even trust carrick anymorewhat the fuck is wrong with him
>>158429359yesterday i woke up sucking on lemon
>LEMONS
>>158429371goat innit
>>158429371refs allow them to kill everyone
BRING ON ANONYMOUNT
>>158429371>>158429370>>158429368not lisandro's faultworld cup winner, btw
>>158429361i hate white women so fucking much
>>158429363Cheats or sucks
>second yellow>penalty>butter hands gkit's one after another
christian eriksen looking rough
Penalty sums up the quality of this fixture
ALL I WANNA DO IS DO IT!BIG /mug/! BIG /mug/!
Is it time to bring back Ten Hag, Ole?
/mug/sters... we eating good this morning
>>158429361Ten Hag agent doing his work
>>158429359
>>158429108>liv finally hit the wallKEKBlokian
Very zesty and performative from the referee.
>>158429371Qataris
>>158428944over
licha will unironically be kino when he's sold to atletico in january
lmao, martinez is trully amateur
why does every EPL ref have the most horrendous accent you've ever heard?
Is game of thrones now illegal?
>>158429397give it ta giggsy til da end of da season
>Thank you mate you just got me firedCarrick post game talk probably
Genuinely shit pen from Palmer too
>not even big zirkSmdh
>>158429413It's not porn, so no.
>>158429409lemons finally caught the man utd flu
>Cunha off>an empty nameless shirt onA damning indictment of Cunha from Michael Carrick
>>158429390That's way to many lemons for one person to carry
>>158429417Lammens is shitter
>>158429415I don't think you can blame him for that.
>>158429412They're all from Manchester. Seriously, look it up. They're overwhelmingly all from the same area.
>>158429397Ole would get the vibes back into the positive and be a safe pair of hands until the end of the season. Bring him home!
It really can go from bad to worse. Where does it stop?
>>158429363produces mediocre music groups
Estevao needs to chill
> suicide notes
>>158429371It’s called corruption
LUCK HAS LEFT YOU STANDING SO TALLLLLL/MUG/ (/mug/)ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOULYOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW/MUG/s INDESTRUCTIBLEEEEALWAYS BELIEVE IN....YOU. ARE. /MUG/. (/mug/)GLAD THAT YOU'RE BOUND TO RETURNSOMETHING MANCS COULD'VE LEARNED/MUG/s INDESTRUCTIBLEEEEALWAYS BELIEVE IN.....
This isn’t over
Mazraoui is a better cb than Martinez. No idea why Carrick stuck with him
>>158429431Stop?
>>158429397Mou is the best manager they’ve had since Fergie and they should’ve given him a lifetime deal
this is amad's fault btwhad about 3 or 4 clear opportunities to score>>158429429what's the explanation for this?
why does this tranny avatarfag as a manure onlyfans troon
martinez headloss speaks of the dressing room vibes, it's not good whatsoever
I got a feeling
>>158429435Writing up his social media post about what an honour it was to be uniteds manager
remidner that it's canonically mentally more difficult to play agianst 10 men than 11 men
>>158429431That's the best bit - it doesn't! They're utterly fucked. Shite squad, shite upper management, shite owners.
>>158429438>picfucking hell name right now
glad i rushed back from work for the match thread second half
>>158429444just an old boys club. same as it ever was.
Doesn’t Lisandro hate Carrick? He’s got a red card willingly so he gets the sack
>>158429453only if you're mahn yanitehd
/MUG/ on Halloween
>>158429438whom?
>>158429371Manletinez didn't play much in Qatar.
Getting security risk alerts tryna get on /spee/ but even my ISP can't stop me from attending /mug/
>>158429456that's me :c
This is /mug/oween This is /mug/oween
>>158429457working on a saturday?
>>158429459I think he hates the upper hierarchy more
>>158429453Yes but it's yanited
Can MUFC really go down or will they be "helped" to avoid it?
>>158429456Gary Barrett. Goes by Aleisha
>>158429438would be an honour to be divorce raped by this mare
so are manure going into the drop zone
>>158429438she cute
>>158429363It thinks it's an upscaled Sheffield but It's more of an upscaled Nottingham
i have goldbridge on in the background because his sadness brings me joy
>>158429463Probably something like Kasey
>>158429341>3rd cousins is okFucking state of anglos
>>158429467post cocklet
> 0 (zero) shotsembarrassing
>>158429438If that's a bloke then just call me Captain Faggot.
>>158429473they'll be "helped" by replacing carrick with a better manager
>>158429438fuuuuuuuuck imagine if she was a 2D Chinese cartoon though hnnnnnnnnnnngh
Imagine getting battered by THIS chelshit squad
>>158429465El Rato
The Butcher is COLD
grimm
>>158429371By being on the bench.
>>158429397>Give us today our daily /mug/.Ole at the wheel would be awesome.
>>158429386>>158429140because of you two i've started seeing argentineans as highschool anime girls
Carrick is getting sacked after this but, funny enough, I don't think he did anything wrong tactically, his players just suck
How do you say it's over in Manchester
>Maguire only one trying
>3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3
>>158429397bring back all previous managers since fergie for an retarded avengers management team
Might as well ramp up the anti glazer, anti ineos, anti wilcox, anti berrada chants now. Nothing else to do
>>158429493now it's 3-0
STEEEEEEVE
WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS
PLEASE STOP ITS ALREADY DEAD!!!!
FUCK YEAH ESTEVAO
heard you talking shit about estevao
We want four!
Congrats anon YOU are the new manu manager
It's 3-0 now
Estêvão dicksucking going to be OTT on Talkshite>SEE ALONSO WAS WRONG TO NOT PLAY HIM SEE SEE SEE
Nothing can save this team. What a fucking disaster
Happy Halloween/mug/ bros
You just know estevao will be forcing a move to arsenal in jan
we want 6 nillion
fucking hell went for a poo and missed it
>>158429496well, we have a bunch of cosplayers in buenos aires, so you're not far off>3-0kek
united were the better team in the first half
Manure trannies unironically thought they'd beat chelshit because chelshit lost a match
GWAAAARN ESTAVAO
HAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEEEEN MANTROONY
>>158429510WHY ARE YOU AWAY FROM YOUR POST
>>158429486Captain Faggot
Why is Maguire always looking up whenever there's a close up of him? Is he trying to see if he came out well in the replays or something?
>>158429483it was generations ago in the 40s and the average english person are 12th cousins with a common ancestor in the 1500s so these things are all degreesimagine the irish with a smaller populations will be closer
>>158429521Cry cry cry
el var sinso
Kek
>>158429496The manliest porteños look like that irl.
Good bye Carrick
However
They need Conte in solely so they have any kind of chance of signing anyone decent at this point. They get a mid coach in and nobody with a brain is touching that club
>>158429525BEST TIMELINE
Wow get VARd nerd
>>158429539oh no no no
hmmm.. looks fine to me, they can always activate the wirtz rule
looked on to me
FUCK VARCHESTER UNITED
He looks slightly on to me
>>158429539It was chalked off anyway so get fucked.
>>158429540fucking bullshit desuwe're back to 2-0
>>158429531Fuck off tranny simp
DIS CLUBDIS MANIJUHHALAS
kwab
huh
Chelsea get offside and it's terrible and awful by the playerMan Utd get an offside and it's unlucky and it should standFuck this commentary
Replies ending in an odd number get >>158429438Even number, >>158429531
>is called Palestra>plays sportwho wrote this shit?
>Even the casters were pissed with the VARsideDamn.
>>158429547fuck off
>>158429547Games gone innit
looks like the wirtz rule was just a one-time thing
>>158429547wut
I noticed man united has a lot less black players than chelsea
amad is fucking shit
>>158429561Holy shit look at the cleavage on that cartoon!
what happened to that you can be a couple of cms off thing we only saw once
>RED CARTEL>RED CARTEL>RED CARTEL>RED CARTEL
VAR is gay you don't get this shit in the champ
>>158429550They won't go for conte. They don't like managers or players digging them out, they don't have the money to bank roll him. They'll go for Howe
The crowd missed a great chance of dressing up as the Grim Reaper.
>>158429564Just arbitrarily pick two points on the arms until you get the result you want
>>158429547Offside rule is fucking pointless these days, what exactly is the advantage here, gay as fuck
now they’ll never know if it was offside
>>158429586Then they must make peace with no good players wanting to join the club
>amads hammy is heemedWhen it rains it pours
>>158429582I see you like calling them cartoons to show how much you don't care about them, I say cartroon
>>158429574>wobble it and i'll gobble itfinally have an explanation for the cunha celebration
ZIRKZEE IN ZIRKZEE IN ZIRKZEE IN
Brent is seething kek
>>158429585Yeah, United is fucked next season.
>>158429569>Steve Holland>isn't dutch
>>158429561Mineta rape Kino
All those chances they wasted in the first half really came back to bite them huhAmad had 3 and Bruno fucked one up
He didn't wanna get up because he has a boner lol
>BIG ZIRK>BIG ZIRK>BIG ZIRK>BIG ZIRK>BIG ZIRK
ZIRK SENSES TINGLING
>>158429564
big zirk coming yo
TUNE INTO BRENT'S STREAMHE IS SEETHING
>>158429602>Jason Scotland>isn't Scottish>Jamal Blackman>is a black man
>>158429438who is this man?
>>158429606amad is no better than garnacho but because he's an academy lad they won't admit it
BIG ZIRK
LETS GO BIG ZIRK!!!
>>158429547Silly sport
>>158429614fuck off
>TNT trying to spin Rogers' goal as world class
Should Chelsea fans be worried? only 2-0 against Un*ted is poor
>IT'S ZIRKIN' TIME
Big Zirk hat-trick and Alonso sacked in the morning.
post match mug >>158385681>>158385681>>158385681>>158385681
>>158429614I tines in for a second and he said he wants Martinez to "be sleeping with the fishes" whatever that's supposed to mean
>>158429634Dubbs confirmes it
>>158429630Yeah >we are bang average and inconsistent.
>>158429625The rules are silly(sometimes), the thing is nobody realized they were this retarded until VAR became a thing.
>>158429547Have they started just showing the model and no longer showing the actual still image? After the world cup I no longer trust these things
>>158429613kek
I'm still laughing at Manure 'giving Carrick a chance to keep his job' against Chelsea away. Like "yeah Mike if you can count the grains of sand on this beach in 15 minutes we'll keep ya!"
>>158429628remember when Son won the puskas for running in a straight line from halfway against burnlel
>>158429638
>>158429637This needs a real /mug/ with the original picture
>>158429638Will go over a lot of headsWopian
Do you think they’ll sack him again or let him take mu all the way into the relegation zone by the end of the season?
fixtures>Vs Chelsea (today)>Vs Roma>Vs Villa>Vs Liverpooldear oh dear oh dear...just as an fyi, by this point in the season Thomas Frank's infamous car crash Tottenham team had double the amount of points that Man Utd currently has.
/mug/ - relegation edition
3 big chances each and it's 2-0 poonited are embarrassing
>>158429630Normally Chelsea drops points in games like these. Seeing it out with a calm 2:0 would be the best possible score, especially after that first half.
>mpoono
>>158429657i don't think even they know
>>158429630Unironically yeah
Funny how mantroony disappears when his transgender club loses
>>158429657he won't get sackedlol
>>158429363Bee network. That’s about it. Also FUCK the bee network.
we /mug/ today
Surely the most damaging 3rd place finish of all time
>>158429657What can you do when it's become clear the players are more to blame than the manager?
sir jim won't sack carrick because it costs money lelhighest revenue in the league even without UCL and they can't afford to change coach
>>158429657>>158429670>>158429673they only sacked amorim because he called out the board in a press conference
>>158429657Bane?
>>158429613can't get ai to replace that kid shoting Omar to shotting Zirk instead ...
Carrick deserves this and worse for saving these shitters last season
Transchester Dilated
>>158429657Theyll probably keep him until the international break at least. Fuck knows what theyll do after tho
>Villa (H)>Liverpool (A)>Brentford (H)>Newcastle (A)>Coventry (H)>Palace (A)>Arsenal (A)At least they've got easy fixtures in the next few weeks
Why are they clapping?
Lmao someone's newphew's coming on
big zirk
And now they're bringing 11 year old Barco on
it's carrick you knowwwwhard to believe it's not schooooles
>>158429649Thats how incompetent the board are. I can only imagine the retardation during the meeting with them all. If you're keeping him after that meeting, you're basically commiting to the rest of the season otherwise you look retarded and it makes no sense. Because what are you learning after Chelsea, Roma, Villa, Liverpool you didnt already know. If they were keeping him, what is that actually based on, because theyve been shit all season. So the owners look even more retarded than they did. Did they misinterpret what the fans were doing. Do Berrada and Wilcox know their jobs are on the line. Are managers reluctant to walk into this mess mid season, are they struggling to agree deals with managers. Its a mess
>>158429698First shot on target by United. APOLOGIZE.
>>158429690relegation zone at xmas
the estevao goal may have been scrapped but his knee slide can never be erased
>>158429698he just shimmied and shot
>>158429690Hey now Coventry at home could easily be a draw.
>>158429697they are bringing u-14 on, the disrespect
>Big Zirk>The biggests of zirks
>>158429703Bruno and Amad could've fucking scoreIt's only Pandesrs ffs
manchester derby in the championship would be great for the beautiful game desu
>>158429708expertly so, i might add
Man, who the hell wants to watch a match at 12:30 on a Saturday? I just woke up.
>>158429690>L>L>D>L>D>D>LProbably 3 points, possible win at home against Coventry, more likely a draw
You're such a fucking mug I love itYour girlfriend is manMug love it
Man like Zirkz
United look useless
>>158429703>>158429708U N L E A S H E D
>>158429690Does he get the Villa game? They've been looking decent the last few games
>>158429722your loss lad
>>158429722>>158429719>>158429718jaysus faith and begorrah tis like the third class of the titanic in here
>>158429363should just build a wall around the M60 and use it as a migrant prison
Who's Barco?
Can't stand that prawn haircut that estevao has
Big zirk bodied that freak
>>158429737biizarre seeing a fat horner african
>>158429739they call him the bellingham stopper
>>158429718
Reminder that trannies unironically thought Lammens was the signing of the season
>>158429739did you not watch the world cup
>>158429737is this bloated corpse from disco elysium
>>158429736
If Alonso doesn’t start Stevee next match I will kill him
>>158429749He's the reason it's 2-0But he's also the reason it's not 5-0
>big zirk
>>158429749He joined last season you moron
>>158429749he's an upgrade from onana
>>158429752Even worse......a Transchester Dilated customer
>cant score against 10 man uniteda hollow victory
Brent is currently saying a top 5 finish this season is "probably gone"How can one man be so delusional?
>goldbridge talking about champions leaguekek
>>158429758He might be slow be he also lacks the quality.
>>158429762damning with faint praise
who are those 3 men?
frothing at the mouth
So is estavao actually good or is it just cause hes playing yanited?
>>158429760Yes the signing of the season last season, sorry you need context clues Prakash>>158429762>he's an upgrade from onanaLMAO no, how's their league position looking
>>158429768>goldbridgeso you don't know
Lammens is fucking shit
THANK THEM
ole spotted at carrington
This Barco guy looks like a dwarf
>>158429456>>158429463Amelie Manzoli
>>158429773Hide your custard creams lads
Livershit Dilated Feces Club
we dont want football we want mark goldbridge and that guy who wont cut his hair
Who's the cutie blonde behind Wilcocks
>>158429697isn't this the lad that "asks" for a fiver to protect your car outside the stadium?
>+10wot
>>158429773No one fucking cares about your tranny girlfriend you weird nafri simpIt's a /mug/gerful Christmas
ok lads new bread being baked as we speak, only a seven minute cooldown so everybody hang tight
>>158429787what did she mean by this
>>158429773oooh melty
>+10
10 minutes, cheeky goal to make the rent boys sweat?
lammnes keep a cleany blud
>+10Why
>+10+10>+10+10>+10+10
>>158429770He'll do alright when he goes back to Italy. Slow shit league, and a formation that suits him. Premier league and the formation never suited him. >>158429776You've got to be autistic. Why would you be referring to him as signing of the season, in his second season. Bizarre. Anyway, don't (you) me again, crack on relentlessly spamming nonsense from morning until night
> +10
fergietime vibezkek
>>158429804refs are MUGbros
Lmao, big zirk
TROLLPOST LMAO
zirkzee even falls over in slow motion
>>158429785ty
guys I'm a retard that follows girls pretending to be into football then I screenshot their fake put-on reactions and share it on 4chan and reddit
MBOBMAALMOST
Plenty of time for -us- to get a win desu. We've got the talent for a comeback.
>Penders celebrating a fucking postGrimaldo.
Kinder bueno..
>>158429785thx
corr
Yeah yeah but look how low Zirk's socks are. So cool!
>>158417311>>158417311NEW
+10 is crazy.
>>158429773Simpjesh>>158429825KEK>>158429809You called him the signing of the season last season, cross dresser, did you forget how to read English?
mblooter
>>158429825literally me but with swarthy italians
10 extra minuteseksdeeee
>>158429828He saved it, fag.
>>158429828he saved it
trollbar
>+10Humiliation ritual
>cole palmer
palmer blud
palmers shooting is taking after his hairline
Goldbridge sold the top of the manure fan channel appeal the season before they get relegated
/mug/>>158385681>>158385681>>158385681>>158385681
>>158429846need the angle of the save holy moly
What the fuck did Palmer try there? Just put it on the bottom corner like Messi does all the time.
>>158429846great shot, great save
>>158429851Thats just the rain
Are United feeding their players Big Macs for every meal? They all look fat and slow as fuck
>>158429853>Goldbridgeyou don't really call him that, do you?
I thought Kompany was in life support but here he is playing god bless
>>158429846>>158429855
>>158429863yes and i call tommy robinson tommy robinson
big zirk is so fucking slow jesus christ
>>158429862neville reckons theyre all out on the piss in manny
Fernandes will commit aggravated assault by the match end
2-0 with 10 men is a good result for modern man utdI think they should back Carrick in January
di cesare sounds like a player you'd find frolicking.....IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
>>158429869kino save
deeply distrust people who change their names
>>158429869courtois regen
Chelsea fans booing their players. This should've been 10 or more
ref's hair is crazy
>>158429837>You called him the signing of the season last season, cross dresser, did you forget how to read English?Me? No I didnt.... the support? No they didnt. Young goal keeper, decent fee, reasonable first season. You read way too much into it. I'd say you've lost your mind, but you never had it did you. You literally sit on 4chan every waking hour, spamming pure shit, aimless twaddle. You stand out like a sore dick, because you're that mental
Yoro has been a horrible signing for united but watch him be elite for arsenal when he inevitably joins them in the summer
>>158429869fingertipunironically classif he learned to catch crosses he'd be elite
FUN FACT: Man United and my life went to shit and became lethargic at the same time
>Brent telling a story about how he was "driving up to Manchester the other day"Kek
>>158429862carrick put a stop to amorim's intense fitness sessions to get the players onside when he came in and now they're all slow and fat
Peter Bankes has some crazy norwood
>transchester dilated
>>158429887Anon, it's bait...Don't fall for it
manure need a new keeper
Niggas unironically defending Shit Lammens
>>158429869
it really is unbelievable that Palmer is 1/4 black. he looks like a 14th century anglo saxon peasant.
>carrick chant nostalgia will kill these cunts. anyway time to take the train back to the shameless estate for the few who arent getting a plane back to ireland
regardless of the result alonso is wankshould've been 3-0 down in the first half
>under ineos they're innamessThat was painful
>boat
>ship
>>158429915made me kek
just shoot barco from a cannon
>we lose every week>we lose every weeeeeeek>you're nothing special>we lose every week
>>158429915lol
mugg6
this fucking la plata rata
>>158429915have to shoot to score
FULL TIME>>158417311>>158417311>>158417311GET IN HERE AND LAUGH
>belligham stopper
I GOT A FEELING
Labia was great today
CAN YOU PLAY.......WITH THE ZIRK-ZAY?
Goodbye Carrick.
>>158385681>>158385681>>158385681/mug/
SO
>>158429930miss bobo so much it's unreal
>>158429888Very difficult for younger players in teams like this, they sink or swim, nearly always sink. You need 11 senior, quality players in your first 11. Then slowly introduce younger players. Neville Yoro Vidic Evra Yoro Maguire Martinez Dalot
bruno's aged about 10 years in the last month
>Brent now accusing United's board and fans of racism
>>158429958huh?
>>158429723Win 2-1Draw 1-1Win 2-0Lose 1-2Win 3-1Win 1-0Draw 2-2
that cunt will never get his hair cut and he wont shut up about it
