hallowheemvious >>158418505
>>158429050Anime
halloheem
>>158429050>bj penn's best loss
hearing rumors of a anik x guru link up
Renato Moicano vs. Tom NolanRandy Brown vs. Jacobe SmithOde' Osbourne vs. Cody DurdenYana Santos vs. Luana SantosJean-Paul Lebosnoyani vs. Farman Hasanov
>>158429094NolanSmithDurdenLuanaHasanov
>>158429094>Tom Nolan>Jacobe Smith>Ode' Osbourne>Luana Santos>Jean-Paul Lebosnoyani
>>158429094haha yeah
>>158429094MoicanoBrownDurdenMrs. Thiago SantosLebosnoyani
>>158429094MoicanoSmithDurdenSantosLebo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJkvnXx8vw&list=RDjfJkvnXx8vw&start_radio=1
>>158429094moicsmithosbourneluanajpl
https://youtu.be/h2X242veWLoNorth Korea has some surprisingly good wrestlers, and it's a bit of a mystery as to where they get their training partners and expertise from
>>158429710>a bit of a mysteryrussia
>>158429761It would have to be non-brazzas in that case. I've never heard of a Dagestani coach or wrestler interacting with them, and I follow them pretty closely bc they're the entirety of the athletes that Russia sends to competition
Tony Ferguson was winning until he lost
I love doing brazilian jiu jitsu with women
>>158429875That's how it goes when you're fighting the Pride of Sweden
>>158429094Tom NolanJacobe SmithCody DurdenLuana SantosFarman Hasanov
Aonang Landmark Boxing. Spaniard just murdered a man fucking good KO
Matan's actually aight
>>158430423Canelo card?
>>158430423Nvm I should have read that right
>>158430722theyre pushing fights out. the blue bleacher in view has a lot of gambling going on while the red bleacher is very reserved https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuCwghvRYFA
>>158429094CHECKEMOdds: All leftEven: All right
>>158430816reroll for you
Islam should fight Belal if he wants a challenge
>>158430816no picks today
>>158430816fuck it
>>158430816roll? brazilian juice jitsu
b-b-b-b-banger
>>158430908peep osbourne/durden my g
Cody "Tyler" Durden
>>158430975kek i didn't get that far into my picks yet... b-b-b-banger alert!!!
>>158430908>NOTHING BUT BANGERS
records are overrated. less wins the better you fucking casuals
>>158430908THE Mickey Gall? Conqueror of Sage? Vanquisher of Punk? Chills.
Heads up, tonight's card is not for cazzies
>>158430908Gallbros...tonihgt we dine on golry!
Where is everyoen? Its fight day!!
>>158429094MoicBrownCodyYanaJP
>heemcels think we will be watching poofc for Halloweenkek get a life losers, we have parties to go to
>>158431341parties died in 2002
>>158431341Ill bet yuor dressed as an woman tonight
>partying
i haven’t been to a Halloween party since since uni
>>158431156>THE molester of Mike Jackson >THE conqueror of CM Punk>THE storm of Sage Northcutt
>>158429710If you ever look at the medal tables from different international competitions, you'll also find out that Japanese women are by far the best female wrestlers in the world for some reason
>>158431654Yeah, that's well known. Japanese men haven't been able to parallel it, though they've done better in recent yearsAnother strange thing is how many Japanese wrestlers are half-Japanese and half-Iranian. I know of at least 3 current wrestlers for Japan with this mix
>>158429094NolanSmithDurdenYanaHasanov
tonight's the night btw
>>158429094POOnato MoicanoPOOcobe SmithPOOde OsborneLuana SantosPOOn-Paul Lebosnoyani
Could you take a trantifa in a fight? (no groin kicks)
>Cody Durden fightweek this week>Mitch Raposo fightweek next weekThis is almost too good
>>158431811the meta shartpex always delivers
You guys think any of the fighters will walk out with a costume?
NolanBrownDurdenL SantosJP Lebosnoyani
>>158431654possibly Nip women do more judo than any women anywhere on the planet and judo is the best base for wrestling
this level of activity is /box/ tierSAD
>>158432139By that logic, you would expect Japanese men to do better, and Japanese women usually specialize in wrestling from a pretty early age anywayThe Japanese women's coaching staff just have a good system, and while the wrestlers are good everywhere, they tend to excel in areas that many other countries don't put much focus on, like parterre turns with nelsons, armbars, and wrist grips
spooky ufc card
>>158432216Me in the trenchcoat
h(allow)eem
Im one bad day away from going to prison for life
>>158432390honestly, respect
>>158432390Strange thing to post with a picture of a 14 year old attached
I can imagine dating one of Niko's daugthers and him giving me his tough dad shtick, and I look him dead in the eyes and say (in my voice, which is notably deeper than his): *generic seirous response*And he thinks to himself>Daaaamn, this whyt boi aight ##Fr fr
My method for picking a fighter to put large money on:Write down the name of a fighterWrite down the name of his opponent.Stare at their names for 10... 20... 30 minutes.Pick one.
A lot of you are tuning in for Moicano. I'm tuning in for the bitches.
>Im one bad day away from going to prison for life
>>158432561looks like that one guy
>>158432390same, reallywhy not go into a cabin in the woods and live from hunting, canada seems perfect for that
>>158431795i would let her do things to me that im too ashamed to type, let alone speak out loud
What’s the spookiest fight you’ve ever seen?
>>158432709
>>158432709Ngannou vs lewis2 big black guys lol
me son has a fever and is going to have to stay back from trick or treating. the group costume is ruined.
>>158432922Heartlet. Volk defeated movsar with stage 3 SARS
which fight should i watch to get in the mood for watching fights?
>>158432986Gavin Tucker vs Rick Glenn
I’m dressing up as War Machine and my gf as Christy Mack tonight. Hope other people get the reference.
>>158432428is she really 14? wtf really?
>>158429094MoicanoSmithDurdenSantosLebosnoyani
>be War Machine>have major issues with romantic jealousy and be extremely possessive as a result>choose to date a pornstar
>>158429094fershure b
Who the fuck is Tom Nolan?I’ve never even heard of this fucking goof.I just watched his fight against Ziam, what a fucking snoozefest.Why the fuck is he headlining anything?Money Moicano is gonna heem this crotchsniffer, right /heem/?
>>158433530RIGHT
>>158433449what's insane is that he'd probably only get 12 years, with a possibility of parole after 6 years here since there were no fatalities
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbsDgjxttqY
trick or... HEEM
imagine the timeline where moicano heemed makhachev still in the first round
14 days until Gane fights.
First TWO yes TWO fights tonight are WMMA.You have at least an hour before you'll need to tune in for the real fights.
>>158433744Baldy says he could with prep time
>>158433691He'd get 5 years here maybe, probably less.Two men here that beat a guy to death and made fun of him while recording it got 10 years
remember when pereira grew 50 lbs of ass and everyone said, wow, now he can defeat ciryl gane
>>158433910i never did and he's my GOAT btw
> I'm trying to free your mind, Cody. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it. You have to let it all go, Cody. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.> What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge heems?> No, Cody. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
I don't want to watch the Fight Night, you can't make me!!!
fr doegoatbrandt just refuses to fight
I miss /asp/
>first fight is Slovenian excellenceyou won't want to miss this
>>158433974I've seen her show her tits on stream on Twitch
>>158433959finna
>>158433974gassing her too much, she finna get heemed
Why does Moicano have a chance here?
>>158433974It says Slovak though. She's Slovakian. That's a world of difference from a Slovenian.
>>158434051it's all the same difference b
>>158434040HE"S A BUM
>>158434071Yeah but when she loses itll be "nah shes slovak totally different"
>>158434094Don't respond to posts quoting me pretending to be me.
>It says Slovak though. She's Slovakian. That's a world of difference from a Slovenian.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
> What is 'real'? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.You can only be heemed if you believe it. I'm unheemable.
Favorite Slovenian pop music group? Mine's UHHHHHHH...........
finna heem my meng real quck before tuning in to the heems
Sorry if im talking to myself I just do that sometimes
>>158433974Her last fight was shit tho >>158434040He can not afford to lose
tonight's card is lowkey murders roll
OHHHHHHHHHH
show me your wmma face
>>158434199
>>158434238his greed sickens me
Nutella cake is a beast of a peach
>>158434278broke ass commie bitch!
>>158434390Yeah based.
>>158434374thought he had the faintest of fades for a second
>>158434199looks like female bisping
patchy mix is the next big thing
threads poppin off
Fight night live streamhttps://kick.com/freetheanonsufuk
judging a fight by it being women, without actually watching it, is no better than judging a book by its cover. be better.
>>158434040he'll have Basic Economics hidden up his ass and beat Nolan over he head with it once the fight starts
There are people in this thread who are going to sit down to watch Nick Klein vs Joe Kropschot
>>158431795lowkey kinda cute
>>158434628but you can judge a book by its cover b
don't think we need a thread for this one
>>158429094MoneyBrownDurdenYanaLesbo
>>158429094nolanbrowndurdenyanahasanov
>>158429094Moicano by sub Smith by sub Ode by heem Luana by decision JPL by TKO
Is this the worst ufc card of all time?
>>158432709Probably Tony against Gaethje. Felt ominous
>>158434628Women prize fighting is morally wrong and I refuse to watch
>>158434972well the last like 3 or 4 cards/fight nights that were labeled as "this is the worst possible card ever, ufc is in shambles and will never recover" all ended up being bangers with like 15 straight finishes. so at this point you just have to wait and watch
>>158429094money moicanorudeboydurdenyanajp lesbo
>>158429094Moicano by heem Smith by heemOsbourne by decisionLuana by decisionJPL by sub
Fight thread, Prelims are on>>158435057>>158435057>>158435057
>>158429094MoicanoSmithDurdenYanaLesbo
>>158434972Yeah. Card on trick or treat night, they're gonna dump all the lesser fights that need to be signed that most don't care about. Then only the last 2 are decent when most will be done with halloween shit. Those are the only 2 I'll catch. Just be glad you get anything like these scraps from Dana. At least someone is thinking about familyless losers like you. At least you get something from dear GODna.
Too many manlets and womenlets fights in this organization. I am tired of watching anything under 155
i'd shag her
>>158429094owen nolanjacobeodeluanalesbo
naw fuck that!
Has anyone else noticed how the whole framework of assessing psychopathy is determined through a patholgical lense? On a different note, even your favourite beloved 'psychopaths' like Cory Sandhagen for example are really pussies reading japanese cartoon booklets and taking too many shrooms, not wanting to fight or bulk up. I haven't seen Tim Welch's mask slip yet but I know it's inevitable. Sad
sneedhagen says that but then does nothing for 5 rounds
Try to make your posts make sense and have revelance please, scardey cat
You don’t control me
Beastrales finna violate this doo
>>158438960Anyone betting on Prates is retarded. JDM took him down lol and Leon got his back on the ground like nothing. Both are strikers with shit wrestling and grappling. Now Imagine what Morales does. Prates is just a one trick Pony. Morales will ragdoll and smash him. Easy ground and pound win.
>RUMOR: Nike wants to be an official Sponsor and make all the clothes so no more Venum..This would he great for UFC. They make better clothes than Venum
Funny memes used to come from heem and leak to twitter/reddit what happened
Toms mum had a heart attack while he was training in new zealand She was ok but he was rattled, glad he got the win hope his mumza is proud
Picks 3 winsUSA x2 Mexico
Fuck Dan. Worse ref than Herb.
Whether someone should be stood up from being in a body triangle is such an easy thing to make a solid rule because it's the same situation every fight that it happens in, but instead we just get vibes based rulings.They would never ever in a million years stand makachev up from that position.
they told islam they were going to start standing backpackers up and he said brazza in dis division too meny contender they fight i wait belt
>>158440925KWAB
>>158440925>No prize What's the point of this retarded shit
>gets wrestle mode down only to get trashed on the feetonly a fuckin brazilian
he EARNED that frickin position you chud!
>>158441041>troons out again
>crying because the fighters were forced to stand up and continue fightingway too many homos watching UFC these days
HOLY GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG redditors are losing their minds over the stand up in the comments everywhere
refs should start putting cardio kickboxers into grounded positions
It was the worst possible timing. Offensive grappling takes too much energy. The ref just had to wait until there was one minute left. Stand them up sooner, Moicano is fresher, he can fight and defend himself the rest of the round. Stand them up later, there's not enough time for Nolan to put damage on Moicano. The way it happened almost felt intentional to fuck Moicano.
No wonder Guru can't be bothered to watch this rigged shit anymore
Moicano wasn't doing shit and just holding with the seatbelt. At that point its stalling and you can stand them.You can't stall anywhere, the refs are obligated to punish inactivity. To many fighters just drain clock and dont do shit. Hope more refs are proactive like this
>>158441063>>158429050Fuck Dan Mirgliatta. I hope Rogan convinces Dana to give him the Mario Yamasaki treatment.
>>158441093>Moicano is fresher, he can fight and defend himself the rest of the roundhe was gassed after round 1 from larping as a backpack
Since when does the dominance of the position matter? It's always been about activity. These redditards are seriously getting gaslight by Skankhoe and Cornmeal.
>>158441131I wouldn't say it's stalling. In that position both fighters can only do handfighting and that shit looks boring as hell if the defending fighter can do it well because its turns the fight into a big nothing.
Apex fights all come with a asterisk in real ones eyes shit a smaller arena is so gay
Uhhhhh actually body triangles are bad because the crowd is booing I'm going to completely reverse all the progress you made cause I said so ok chuddy
The crowd was booing because the entire card sucked cock
>>158441145He gets 1 minute of rest after rounds. That's how he was able to reset after round 1 and put Nolan in the same position. The ref said we're not doing that.
>>158441131tf are you talking about, he didn't have a seatbelt he was trying to get the choke in and also punching him to the body. He was being more active than 90% of fighters are in that position.
>>158441131>You can't stall anywherei wish, mvp would be winless in the ufc
Ultimate FIGHTING Championshipsnot Ultimate STALING ChampionshipUFC WON
If hand fighting and moving to set up a choke doesn't count as activity what does
our beautiful sport stained all these decades by the bjjfaggots setting up everything to their advantage so they wouldn't get exposed
is this where the most mentally ill posters on heem die on a retarded hill just to spite reddit
under this "interpretation" of the rule max would still be bmf. maybe that's even what motivated this
I'm just sitting here thinking of Makhachev vs JDM and wondering why they let Islam stall for 5 rounds
>>158441131He was landing pot shots and waiting for an opportunity to get the RNC.
>>158441201>If footwork and feinting doesn't count as activity what doesthis isn't sparring nigga you have to do DAMAGE
>>158441207
>>158441216They won't anymoreUFC is being saved
>>158441216islam hasn't won a single fight at ww under this rule
>>158441202BJJ built the sport, you absolute faggot. You're probably one of those cancer fans who came around in the Chuck Liddell era.
sorry faggots but we're reinventing mma from first principlesrule 1:if you aren't doing damage then you're not actually fighting you stupid stalling bitch
People wouldn't be making as big a deal of it if the fat monkey didn't immediately start crying about it for the remainder of the fight.
What will the Navajo Vs Jiri odds be?
>>158441233Then why does WMMA exist?
>>158441247no shit retard that's why there are 50 rules in place to stop bjj from getting exposed
>>158441207ending boring hugfests is dying on a hill? I guess you "win" by watching snoozefests...somehow?
>sorry faggots but we're reinventing mma from first principles>rule 1:>if you aren't doing damage then you're not actually fighting you stupid stalling bitch
>>158441207Yeah you’ve got nothing to argue with which is why you volunteered to be a passive aggressive little bitch. But that’s okay, it was the way you were born
>>158441275>having your hands around the other guys neck is stalling
Remember when Khamzat Chimaev stalled for 5 rounds against DDP?
>>158441216Islam gets the crypto rugpull treatment. He builds his legacy then pulls the ladder up from behind him. Future brazzas will not nearly be as successful and he’ll be considered the greatest of all time, rivaling Muhammad himself
>>158441181>>158441226they were bullshit pitter patter shots and he was waiting forever to try a sub. He was just holding at that point.
ddp vs khamzat - no contest (stalling)
>>158441290Not the same thing.
>>158441290Huh? What? Think you saw a different fight, kid. We never liked stalling here
>Nolan admits on the desk he heemed moicano with his head when he jumped backwards from the standing body triangle. Heard a crack on Moicano's nose.>Gets nervous he said it on the desk and says "b-b-but Moicano actually slammed ME to the ground!" kek
>>158441289if you're chasing submissions in the safest and most boring way possible then you deserve to get stood up. take some risks or fuck off.
>>158441278This has literally always been the rule since the beginning of the International unified mma rules. Some refs don't enforce it enough tho.Dan is actually doing a good job. Jujitsu should be flowing constantly tryouts subs or hitting opponents (actual hits not pitter patter shit)
Moicano was literally laying there doing nothing. Like at a certain point there wasn't even a reasonable expectation he would get the sub because he was just laying there as the clock drained.
>>158441300Ah yes but when it's Charles vs Max suddenly those same shots are life altering damage
>>158441300You have zero understanding of grappling, it would be more honest for you to be like this >>158441278 guy because at least he's not pretending to understand
>>158441310lmao most comical main event of the year
>>158441322You mean Nolan was there doing nothing
>>158441320This guy gets it. Even judging is based on damage these days. Cazzies just don't know.
>>158441274What about the no kidney kick from guard rule that was there for like 15 years? That was so anti-BJJ it basically destroyed the technique altogether.
>>158441322that's how that position works if the person has decent sub defence. it's a stalemate, but since you're winning the rounds the other fighter does something desperate to get out then you get the sub. Theoretically they could say nolan was wining the rounds with the elbow strikes to the leg then moicano would get active
>>158441310You're supposed to be worried about the guy underneath you as he brings you to the ground because an accident might happen?
>>158441337No it isn't, you absolute faggot, otherwise there'd be no such thing as submissions.
>moicano was the one stalling! not the faggot comfortable being the little spoon and having a conversation with the ref
This would essentially mean all of Islams wins are fraudulent
>>158441352Stay cazzie freshie. Maybe reddit is more your speed.
>>158441364Many have been saying this
>>158441365>UMM AKSHUALLY A ROUND IS JUDGED ON DAMAGEThat doesn't mean refs are allowed to stand fighters up from dominant position like having the fucking back.
Thoughts on where Madeline McCann got to?
>>158441334>>158441346>>158441354>Y-You mean I have to actually complete the submission? I can't just lay here and farm points??????this is good for the viewing experience, unless you're a homosexual of course
>>158441372>y-you should have to actually complete the submission! thats why the ref needs to intervene so it doesnt happen!
>>158441364i'm extremely cool with this if every backpacker win is retroactively turned into a no contest and belts asterisked
>>158441372The only thing good for your viewing experience is what I do to your mother nightly my brown friend. Actually you’re not my friend, you’re a cockroach parasite.
>>158441364We've all been saying this
>2016-2017: Major revisions were made, including updated judging criteria and changes to the definition of a grounded fighter.https://immaf.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/Unified-Rules-of-MMA-8.2025-123.pdf
there are other instances of dan being a shit ref. uhhhh i just can't remember them now but he's a known idiot. it's true. i don't really like UFC anymore to be honest
>>158441389Forget all that and achieve something in your own life
>>158441370dominant he was on the bottom bro failing to do damagestay blowie
>>158441338just evidence that the rules were in fact decided by a bunch of retards pitching ideas at a round table without any intelligent structure to it
>>158441385Not complete. You should have to be actively trying for it, which he wasn't.>>158441390>y-you're brown!Giving up already, whiny faggot? Concession accepted I guess.
>>158441397The poofc’s entire governance model is: there’s a book, but it’s really what we decide on any given night. Refs should check in with dana for any changes
Nolan>constantly elbowing the thighs and throwing punchesTrooncano>shat himself in the back because he didn't know what he can doRef SAVED him because now nobody is talking about how shit he is.
>>158441401i'm stuck waiting for someone to stand me up
I thought Moicano was going to lose because he's a can, but the refs rigging it against him is a crazy work.
>when you aren't fighting in a Micky mouse event and can't load your gloves
>>158441406pretending to be retarded is in itself retarded
>dominant position>gets outstruck in it KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>158441412What are you talking about, giving up? I’m right. Of course you’d like to close the spat prematurely because I already burned you so good all you have left is some grasp towards imaginary concessionsWe’re all going to make this place a living hell for everyone as the sport continues to die. One day when you’re in a bad mood, you’re going to come here, and it’s going to put you into an even worse mood. That’s the cost of you being wrong, and you like it!
When Merab knees the thighs it's meaningless fluff strikes that don't do anything but when Tom Nolan does it it's world ending damage
>>158441429https://youtube.com/watch/XZNaKLB-dP4?vhM6AHa_twlO4FmI
>>158441349It was just funny seeing him admit to jumping backwards for a flying headbut, then get worried about how it sounded because the desk guys were like "so that's how he got a busted nose?" and him try save it by saying "h-he actually threw me!". >You're supposed to be worried-Are you asking me? I'm not your daddy faggot.
>>158441364THAT NOT WHAT IT MEAN XIGGY SLAMDADDY SUCK THE POZZ FROM XOUR COCK!
You guys pysop your own selves or what lmao
Wish I could heem one of these faggot refs
damn dude they really did that shit and gave barcelos a heart attack too
#PROMOTE DAN
a Paramount exec told Dana to get the stalling shit under control because his ivy league frat brothers were complaining about how boring it is
the beloved technique of hugging your opponent from behind for so long that they get bored and forget to defend themselves... has come to an end
Everyone’s blaming Dan but really Dana should just be sent to Guantanamo. It would all get fixed up real quick
>he fights just like how islam fights!yeah nigga that's the problem
>>158441364This should actually be the unironic takeaway. Split the “fanbase” even further
All Brazilians are fraud heartlets never ever bet on one
>still blaming the refslmao mma twitter is a bunch of fucking retards
>>158441544>ref directly changes the course of the fight>LOL WHY ARE YOU BLAMING THE REF XDfuck off
>>158441544I want Mario Yamasaki back and the rest of these faggot refs fired.
>>158441552oh so it was the refs idea to start simply taking points away on first foul now too?grow up kid. you don’t know how the world works
Sanko has hit the wall hard even her hair looked bad
>>158441532I bet on Nolan KO, an anon said on here Moicana was throwing the fight so I listened up, now my bankroll is up
>DADDYCANO WAS 10 SECONDS AWAY FROM WINNING
moicano wasnt doing anything on the ground but stallingufc has actively been deleting wrestlers who just back pack if youve been paying attentionnobody wants to pay to watch that shit and its a business, people pay for violencesuck it up faggots, another leg humper in the bin, good riddance
>>158441587you shouldnt be using language you wouldnt use in front of the pm bud, im going to pretend none of what you said had any meaning for now. watch yoruself
I can beat the shit out of moicano dude is a dyel twink
>yoruself one slip and its lights out, you fucked up champ
Man, Luke is NOT gonna like that reset. I'm expecting a nuclear level clap back at Dana for this.
remember that islam panic shot against moicano
>>158441609we all know it’ll be lights out for you first because they’ll definitely run blackouts to get all of you in line bud
heemtroons are embarrassingr/ufc won
>>158441621But they're upset about the reset. And you're glad the ref reset. But they won? Explain.
>>158441621Imagine being such a dumb goyim that you thought this card was entertaining
Tom 'Genius Monster' Nolan
>>158441630retard>>158441632actual retard
>>158441621I'm not entertained. Ruined Halloween for me.
>>158441612Luke is generally pro stand ups. He was screaming for Khamzat vs Dricus to be stood up
Somehow things just actually keep getting worse lmaoI’m fully expecting a shitshow on the Gane card that will kick the ball down the hill further
I mooney moicano I wun the mooney I don give fuck who I beat eeeeevyone difeeesion I mooney moicano bes in wurl
>>158441632Ummm so, you might be new to the lingo and all, but we are in the midst of striving for change right now. What us majority hardcore fans agree on, both /heem/ and reddit for once actually, is GOY SLOP cards is actually when there's nothing but finishes (which pos dana loves). We actually want more cards like this. This is what the sport of MMA is about. Smart, technical, avoiding damage and fighters slowly crawling up the rankings... Not to mention these types of cards really stick it to Dana and make him seethe. And we like that.
>>158441667Oh lol... Sorry yeah still trying to get the hang of this. Yeah fuck Dana. This card RULED!
>>158441667Yeah I don't care what some dumb sports betting Goy thinks
how was the card? I heemed a halloween shin dig ya dig?
>>158441681was meh until it actually became a milestone by setting a new low for how dead this shit actually is
>>158441621>Going on redit for anything other than gone wild and milfs Hold this L lil bro
>>158441689cool! some kid did a front flip and landed on his face at the party I went to he heemed himself essentially
>>158441681pretty shit but blokes here started shitting their undies when the ref stood up moicano because he wasn't doing anything then he got heemed not long after which created more seethe
>>158441621The cool heemsters migrated to r/ufc /heem/ is down to the last 8 heemcels spamming
>>158441667>I actually LIKE watching boring grappling>I will sit for hours and pretend to enjoy fights with no combat or action because that proves I’m a “Real Fight Fan” tm
>>158441689>watched some sick ass violence kino>"b-but what about muh integrity of the sport!"heem urself
yeah I'm thinkin' GOD Dan
>>158441697I fuckin hate Moicano and all my homies hate Moicano our new homie is Tom Nolan and the era he's brought forth.
I'm not going to pretend the UFC is back because they stood up some cans at the rock bottom of the rankings
>>158441720>sick ass violence kino
No nonsense Keith Peterson is the gold standard
>Trans queens? Don't mind if i do
>>158441733fuck that nigga
>>158441711How can submissions even exist if they aren't allowed to grapple?
>>158441744club n sub
>>158441744He had FIVE minutes to do somethingHe failed
>sport actually dies before boxing doeshow incompetent is daner “irish jew” white anyway
Didn't watch the fights, why are doos seething at Big Daniel?
>>158441756Probably because he's a tranny fucking faggot. But I didn't watch the fights either
>>158441753you and all the other redditors fuming rn are still watching so he must be doing something right
>>158441729I don't like either one. Nolan's alright. And props to Nolan for kicking Moicano out of the main event spots going forward. But lets not pretend Nolan's anything more than a lightweight worse Sandhagen, or Charles Jourdaine. And Nolan's win over Moicano was kinda like Jourdain's win over Kron Gracie. Great, good little story, but get outta here kid. You're not gonna be anything more than mid upper card at best.
Eddie won
>>158441756he said "make them niggas fight"
>>158441765of all cope statements why choose the one that makes you sound the most like an unwanted woman?
>>158441729I curse Nolan, and what I actually hope is for him to succeed now, and his negative karma be passed onto Quillan in payment. That feels like the right trade
What's more reddit? Hating Big Dan or hating Herb Dean?
>>158441778>c-cope!lmao if Dana's incompetent then you must be braindead
>>158441790Go watch BJJ if you want to see stalling and grappling stalemates you boring faggot. This is a combat sport
Big Daddy got you riled up little piglets?
Australia has two lightweights in the UFC and both are ranked. How did they do it?
>>158441810Quillan is cursed now my friend. It’s too late. It’s the same curse that got Umar heemed in Islam’s place. These things never turn out the way everyone hopes
>>158441766Who cares about card placement? He fights standing on his feet like an actual male with pride and dignity. Go watch Islam vs JDM again and really think about the implications of what you’re saying.
Uh oh! Looks like Dan was correct!People wouldn't even care that much if DC didn't spend the rest of the fight complaining about it.
>>158441809>>158441767
J-justin punches different that's why he did so much damage on Tony and Ilia in mickey mouse events not because he had loaded gloves
>>158441823>being superstitious about sports >literally aligning your sense of spirituality with a Jewish entertainment company Check out this mega turbo goy, everyone
Wow no 1 mentioned when the canelo fight started
>>158441839Don’t get your panties up in a twist mate, it’s not my fault Quillan is going to pay for Nolan’s benefit. You’ve been particularly smug about Nolan winning so it just adds to the karma
>>158441833>he actually loaded his gloves you guys>maybe if I make up these weird tangential conspiracy theories about sports this will somehow make it so that my worthless life doesn’t suck anymoreLet us know how that goes. Worth a try at least.
>>158441826but muh dominant position....
>>158441826wow would you look at that, vague rules that mean nothing and leave complete room for fight fixing
>>158441826>>158441853Fuck off and die. He didn't even give them a warning, and this has never been applied to Dagestani wrestlers.
kek reddit trannies are going to retcon this so hard and pretend they didn't call for miragliotta to be crucified.
>>158441860>>158441861just show proof he was trying to advance to a submission instead of stalling
>>158441868Dana White had a gun pointed at Moicano's temple when he typed that btw
>>158441872show me proof he wasnt youre the one trying to justify the wrong call
>>158441872Holy fucking shit, he was throwing punches to Nolan's head seconds before Miragliotta stood them up.
>citing the unified rules of mmaget a load of this faggot
>>158441868Moicano always sucked cock. Why did they have to rig the fight?
>>158441893because to them the sport is unironically deader than dead, which is why daner is trying to run off to boxing
>>158441888Nope
>>158441901Fuck off I have the video in front of me.
>>158441868Moicano is the same guy who publicly bragged about not getting money from a class action. He would suck Dana's dick if asked to
>>158441886The first round ended with Moicano in the same position just holding Nolan’s wrists, doing nothing. He was trying to stall out rounds in “dominant” position. Even DC said this in round 1 before crying like a bitch when the ref did something about it
>>158441849I was the first one who noticed it and pointed it out because I'm the smartest person who post's here then I remembered the Tony fight and it all clicked Justin is literally retarded so might not even be aware but Trevor is definitely loading his gloves
>>158441917How dare you imply Trevor Shitman and Ali Abdelaziz would rig fights for their fighters
Beastnelo heems the entire roster
>>158441917I said let us know if this coping improves your life like you subconsciously hope it will. I’m genuinely curious if your plan is going to work
>>158441975My life is great I'm playing darts with my gf rn and she's dressed in a slutty Halloween costume but like I said when your IQ is as high as mine you don't let stuff like that slide
>>158442001Your GF is always dressed like a slut
My Brazilian gf wants to have sex again.....
>>158442035Post his meng
>>158441868Gotta love Money Moicanoseriously fuck that chicken fried bitch DC
>>158442031She's a Baptist trad they again
>>158442095So she's a fake Christian slut
>>158441868Badass
>>158442001Your gf is a fucking ugly pig and you know it, stop trying to brag with plausible deniability. L
>they againlmao fuckin IDIOT
what times the card?
Islam vs Makhachev
*wins the story*
>>158441917Trevor can't load his gloves without the ufc knowing and being involved
>>158442035Do it man taht sounds awesom
>>158442001Based
I like hearig about yuo guys doing good in loife like haveing sex or winning lotsa money
>>158441908hey cockslurp, Dana doesn't own the athletic commission.
>>158442189Why are you so misserable
>>158442356your rite. dana owns ufc
Webuck.webm
Who owns Dana
Frank & Lorenzo own Dana
>>158442369Bodied that freak
>7 hr old Halloween schaub hasn't been posted
>H-h-H-he lands his shots BUT THE GLOVES ARE LOADED >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>LOADED >GLOVES >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158442413They pawned him off to particular Jewish individuals
Who owns Farnk and Lorenzo
>>158442431THATS VEGAS BABY!
>>158442436your gimmick is really starting to piss me off
>>158442440How
There's literally no one in WW beyond pratesh worth defeating. Does Islam just retire?
Fucking answre me
>>158442463Medic knocks Islam out
I knew Moicano would lose after disrespecting Nolan
>>158442452>>158442464
>>158442430I'm not even seething just a high IQ individual who's brain and consciousness can tell the punches landed does not compute the damage done on the face
>>158442469was the disrespect at weigh ins?
>>158442472Wanna do it?
>>158442463Islam retires and launches Makhachev Coin, invest now brazza Fazza's plan
>>158442464I was busy
>>158442486>Uhh you're a acrobatlol
>>158442476come on you are retarded. all that iq and still dont know how a fist works on its own, then a fist paired with a glove, seams of the glove, ridges, angles of impact, angles thrown, footwork, setups, and all the nuances of striking you smug fucking faggot. his gloves are as loaded as the current roster. it is the dumbest argument and im all for discrediting these faggot fighters but he is always in position to land. positioning is power. gsp fucked kos up with a jab. >DOES NOT COMPUTE THE DAMAGE DONE TO THE FACE >HAVKSHULLY HE HAS 55 POWER AND HIS DAMAGE POINTS IS WAY TOO HIGH
>>158442507
>>158442507Yup this confirms my suspicion of loaded gloves this pic reminds me of how Margarito left cotto with loaded gloves
For the last time, gaethje scratches them first then punches them to break the skin
you know tom nolan would brutalise justin gaithje
>>158441364don't forget khab0b's pre-title "wins"
>>158441694now they force you to have an account for those, even old dot reddit
Justin "Futae no Kiwami" Gaethje
no chama
>>158442587Howukno
Cherish every moment heem
>>158442654This is fucking disgusting. Get some self respect
I was in the Fogo de Chão
Advance your position!!!
On the bright side, next week we have Johnny Walker vs Waldo Cortes in the Meta APEX… and… uh…….
>>158442456One of the best to ever step into the fabled Octagon.
>>158441278
honestly i do not respect big dan
>>158442813Who do you have winning this brawl? Waldo is too light on the feet
Who would have thought that being an mma referee would have top notch job security. Literally the best job security on earth. It doesnt matter how shit you are as long as you show up. Must be nice.
>>158443036Yall don't remember about that guy and the other guy
>>158432515Look into numerology>>158441587>Acne scars from picking pimples too early due to social pressure in high school>hapa girlfriend as a young viril white man>cheats on her This guy is mentally fragile
Say two (2) facts about a fighter and everyone has to guess who it is. I'll start>lives in Albuquerque>has a rotten soul
carlosissies... my bussy hurts
Alex Periera V Jiri Prozchaka 3, organise it
the frenchie got his promo, when will the ufc drop hokitshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwMe3z2CVOg
>>158443096Little Feather Walking Foot
Hammer Fist Walking Tall
The Samboisforfaggots Tribe
>>158443356let pfl have that trilogy
needs papa roach playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOZ0CNqyFNg
>>158443096I gotta go with walter white
>>158441868Reacting like an adult? Yeah fuck that guy
>wears an americana bandana>should be locked in a mental facility
hokSHIT
>>158443442Wonder what PeeFL are gonna do now. ESPN deal is up and confirmed NOT doing a new deal with PFL.Also Netflix is NOT working with MVP for Jake's next fight with MVP Boxing. The main guy in netflix who was behind MMA/boxing and jake paul ( chief content officer Bela Bajaria) was just fired by the CEO along with a bunch of layoffs and a big restructuring. If they go to DAZN it's over
spiritually I am gane. physiologically I am also gane.
>>158443863What about metacorporeally?
it's almost as if maybe, just maybe... you need to FIGHT in a FIGHT...
I'll be honest herenigger
>you have his back and you body locked him but haven't subbed him since he's fighting back? fuck you, stand up, you should have subbed him by nowunironically big dan is saying nolan is a bum that should have lost
>>158443876Just two women palling around
>>158443896Are you guys really upset about that, just cause the commentary told you to be?
What was interesting about todays fight is that it has exposed a lot of supposed "hardcore" fans don't even know the rules of ufc.
>>158441886His opponent was using both arms to knee his thighs and somehow Moicano couldn't thread an arm under the chin. Nolan was landing more strikes from the position which is unprecedented.
>>158443920It's funny how you added on > cause the commentary told you to bebecause that's how you form opinions so you project it to others.
saying a fighter is working toward a sub is like saying a fighter is working toward a knockout... it's meaningless by itself. show me the fruits of the labor. prove you aren't just killing time.
>you haven't knocked him out yet? okay, fuck you, lay down. yes, lay down, fuck you, I'm giving your opponent top position for inactivity
>>158443958this is a good idea.
Miesha fatasass
Wasn't advancing position stayed in the same spot for like 3 minutes was taking damage whilst in the body lock. Wasn't threatening with a sub. I dunno what to tell you guys....
i had miragliotta IG tranny list saved somewhere, can't find it and now it's private, tragic
baking
Shit...
>>158444117The amount of recession on Mike's hairline during his wait for Conor is impressive.
https://x.com/Leon_edwardsmma/status/250538380574720000
Michael Chandler? Now that's a man who does what he's told.
dricus vs gane
>>158444127What can I say a man after my own heart.
why the fuck did Dan take Renato's position away?
>>158444140He had booked a local lad in a dress and the scheduled hour was fast approaching
>>158444126
Pretty PISSED OFF that Moicano lost.
>>158444140dan is a free thinker who boldly follows the spirit of the law wherever it leads
>>158444140He thought people calling Herb the worst referee was racist so he decided to take that title
Islam vs Volk 1: Islam had back control for 4 minutes and did nothing. Stand them up Moicano vs Nolan: Why did you stand them up you sack of shit?
Did anyone make a webm of the Miragliotta stand up? I was busy stroking my stuff to Amanda Nunes at the time.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1793540550247559.webm
>>158444379Love you brother *kisses you tenderly*
>>158443677Mvp merges officially with MVP next year.They will get a deal again with ESPN as MVP. They are also planning an ultimate fighter rip off show thats set in a jungle. The winner gets MVP contract. Scott cokers Ki mma also starts next year. So 2027 will be interesting for mma
Does Dan Mirglooto like femboys?
Big Dan Faggot more like
>>158444379based big Dan and Marc penalizing stalling and eye pokes
>>158442509>loaded as the current rosterKek
>>158444140the crowd was booing
They ran the simulations for the Gane/Hokit stand up
>>158444586*stands up*What now?
great fucking call>le heckin dominant position>no it rarely ever works and fighters use it to just equally exchange taps with their opponents and win via stalling the roundsthis should be done more. Slampiggy did even worse shit in the 1st round against Garry btw.
>>158444586go on
S O O N> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8z_5ZtPzWI
>>158444140no action
>>158444471lol
Migrate>>158444713>>158444713>>158444713
>>158444379Moicano had an erection
