>>158384550MATCHDAY 8 – OCTOBER 31, 2026THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME. BAYERN MÜNCHEN vs BORUSSIA DORTMUNDTODAY’S RESULTS:SV Elversberg 4–1 Mainz 05Bayer Leverkusen 2–4 VfB StuttgartFC Augsburg 1–2 SC FreiburgBorussia M’gladbach 0–0 SC PaderbornWerder Bremen 2–0 TSG HoffenheimSchalke 04 0–2 RB LeipzigTONIGHT’S MAIN EVENT: BAYERN MÜNCHEN vs BORUSSIA DORTMUND Both teams sitting on 17 points.Both teams unbeaten.Top of the table on the line./BUNDES/ DISCUSSION:* Stuttgart absolutely COOKING Leverkusen.* Freiburg quietly climbing the table.* Schalke bros, how are we feeling?* Elversberg 4–1 Mainz. What timeline is this?* Can Dortmund finally beat Bayern?* Kane vs Guirassy. Who delivers?WHO OWNS GERMAN FOOTBALL?MIA SAN MIA vs ECHTE LIEBE.POST YOUR PREDICTIONS.POST YOUR SEETHING.POST YOUR KINO.DER KLASSIKER STARTS HERE.GET IN HERE, /BUNDES/.
>>158431591First for aktualisierter thread
>>158431591>DER KLASSIKERbaka
>>158431905>bakaMehr wie niwaka uezs.
So, how will Dortmund fuck up this time?
>>158431968 2-0 up until 80’ and then los 2 - 3 to 2 Kane and one Kimmich goalHis dad wants it
>>158431968>all that aislop sharpeningyour camera is broken
>>158432080It isn’t slop if it gets u paid 5k netto per month with just 25% workload compared to 2021 and basically mistake rate of 5%
>>158432080poortugueese can't afford anything other than chinkphones
>>158431591>AI
>>158432180Poortuguese are forced to pay 80% of their income for rent and have like 50€ and two blowjobs for food for the rest of their month I was literally god there when I used to make 5k netto in “”””home”””” office lol
>>158432223I won’t commit to search for a picture and think about good op when i just posted a screenshot of catalog to ChatGPT and he produced thisGet used to it
>>158432244I live with my parents. I have 60k€ on my bank account.My only expenses is my car, my dazn subscription and gym subscription.Yes, i have a samsung phone i bought 4 years a go, for 120€.
>>158432354based fabio
One of the more interesting Klassiker games and this thread is dead.
Imagine replacing Neuer with Ur Big
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>>158434023Fuck me, just buy another gk for once, its not like the market is bad or anything
>>158433419Sloppeur retard wanted his garbage thread so much, he, as is his wont, released it prematurely.
I obviously believe Köln , Frankfurt and Berlin shouldn't be playing since yesterdays Kanacken-Fest and their Verwüstung
>>158434567who could they even buy
>>158433453>>158434567Urbig is based af and the future #1 of both Bayern and Germany
another 3-1
>>158443690nothing happened here in based Berlin
>>158443799What about Herr Nüüüüübel though?
>Beşiktaş's former sister-in-law Diletta Leotta: >"It's my duty to make Loris forget the stress and fatigue he experiences after matches. >The pace at home is much higher than on the field."
>>158448171of course Buyern Hühnchen with a home game against a lower division team
>>158450877AND four out of the five other winners from the last six years face each other. It looks so rigged that im starting to believe its not
>>158448171FrankfurtStuttgartB00HühnchenGladbachLauternKielBochum
does anyone have a theory why jobless drug addicts are so attractive to women?
>>158465764They're wild in the sack and aren't waiting for permission or seeking approval
>>158465764women love confident men, losers are often very confident
Müllkrugbros..
jobless loser Bumgard seething at based Lücke’s superiority
#onelovehow long will the DFB normalize faggotry around kids?
MATCHDAY in Madrid - VAMOS>ynr Lookman
>boomers be like "yeah of course we need to import millions of browns who else is gonna wipe my ass when I'm old and senile"?
>>158443725Raya for £80m
Bayern should have bought Kobel years ago but were too stubborn>>158478397Bayern never had a keeper that didn't speak german
>>158478415Then go and snap up Daniel Peretz before somebody else does, then.
>>158479493Welcome to hell vfb
>>158479493will the be strongmind or crumble like little cuckbois?
>Sane benched>Gündo benched>Leao benched>Roland Sallai playswhat's up with that>>158479562especially Undav kek
>>158479603Sallai is objectively the best player out of those four?!
>>158479695stiff hungarian plodder
>>158434567Yea, Bayern getting a goalkeeper that isn't mid or washed up would be the biggest upgrade to that team. It's actually the one thing that makes them not win the Champions league. I'm not sure why Hoeness doesn't get it. Bayern can't buy countless 100M+ midfielders and forwards like the oil clubs. The goalkeeper has to be world class, that's essential
>>158479732If you're limited to GKs that speak German then you're really stuck in terms of quality. You had Peretz and sold him.
>>158479793>If you're limited to GKs that speak GermanIt's called heritage something your kind doesn't have
>>158479813Or it's you cucking yourself out of top quality options because they don't immediately speak German. Most people speak English anyway, so it's not a fucking problem here.
>>158479813What's your heritage besides being a slav rape baby kek
>>158479830>>158479833the best players of both man city and liverpool are argentinian. How's that chair champl?
It's very easy. If the player doesn't look like us, doesn't talk like us and doesn't behave like us, he can never be one of us.Sure, my team plays in bestbundes and they play like shit, but if they need a team of foreigners to compete, that's in itself a worse loss than anything that could happen on the pitch.
