Women's Rugby League World Cup>Australia vs Wales>3:40pmMen's Rugby League World Cup>Lebanon vs France >5:40pm>Tonga vs Samoa >8:05pm
he-he-HAhttps://youtube.com/shorts/6BshlxhfoxE
Blessing this Thread
No need for the games to be so late, do they think the cocos spawn at night or what?
>>158440136
Would not want to be a KFC in Parramatta tonight
so now that the dust has settled, we can agree that the "world" "cup" has been an abject failure, correct?
Western Sydney millet system of rugby league. Now all we need to do is settle 50,000 Frenchmen and women in Bonnyrigg.
>>158440136They do howl like werewolves under a full moon
do australian cocos have siren battles as well?
pls have mercy on wales
>>158440536nah seems to not have crossed the ditch yet
We have redirected their creative energies into chocolate necklace design and assembly
>Former NRL star Jamil Hopoate detained after terrifying half naked rampage in traffic>The former footy star rampaged half naked through the street, stopping traffic and clinging onto a moving car.https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/former-nrl-star-jamil-hopoate-arrested-after-terrifying-half-naked-rampage-in-traffic/news-story/1381d401f0fc7cdf4e266c7ae4965c45
>>158441220would have sucked him off right there and then, woulda calmed him down
Off to the game tonight lads. I might be the only Palangi there tonight - hopefully I don’t get beaten up!
>>158441220>NRL starJust looked it up he played 12 games. That is NO star. He wasn't good enough to get further in the NRL.
finna
My removalist just cancelled tomorrows move, what a cunt
>>158441603I guess he dint wanna move it move it hahaha
Shocking day to be a Welsh girlie
Quincy Dudd NOT singing
I thought on November 1 there'd be 50 signing announcements
>Can't even score immediately on Wales Jillapoos are finished
Liv the foot goddess
>>158441953kek good one mate
Is /nrl/ team Samoa or team Tonga?
>>158441974imagine if she lost some weight
forgot to put my ats multi on>Flopton
>>158441985many such cases
>>158441974Cook IslandsSamoaFijiTongaPNG
>>158441974Yes
>think about mowing for the first time since autumn>check forecast, bigly rain tomorrow so I flag it>two (2!) fucking neighbours start mowing at 5:30pm on a Sundayjokes on them I've already cracked into the beers
>Abbi Churchlike calling your kid Hotel Motel
>>158442059lol
WE AT THE HOTELMOTELHOLIDAY INN
less than 100 pls
Kezie!
KEZ GOD
STOP THE FIGHT
I love seeing our big sexy tanned girlies flog these fucking pale British cunts
Why would they even kick the dropout
It’s going to get smashed
>>158442235crisp my prostate
can't we all just get along
Got word that any Jillaroo that doesn't score will go on a nudie run through Parramatta later
>>158442270pov: your christopher columbus
Sergis tummy
>>158442270why is it so hard to find nudes of hot polynesian girls online
>>158442301Their men guard them like silverbacks
>>158442301ask Reuben
>>158442301their culture is very religious and conservative so they don't often put themselves out therego to a methodist or LDS church and you'll find them
>Only need Kelly to score but they subbed her off
COMEBACK
Down by 100 but they look so happy scoring that :)
Morally, can the Jillaroos even count this as a victory now?
Keeley the illusionist
Chappo looking especially stacko
RECORD!
Welshsisters, our response?
Lot of Chappo slow-mo in open space footage for the ages here
Instead of swapping jerseys, the loser should be forced to give up their jerseys to the winner, like pogs
They've clearly tailored a special jersey cut for Chappo now, looks great
parramatta anon here, never heard so many car horns in my lifeso many pretty islander girls too
>>158442270Imagine their power if they united
>>158442484Atrocious post
Battle of the shitters
>>158442301Lilo Mei
>>158442484where are the men?
>>158442508Army of jetayas
BASED FRENCHIES
Insta shirt pulling damn supah gei
You now remember Remi Casty
>>158442484kek based
Forced a dropout with his head
Based falcon
Change it to 7mate guys
cam on France get some tries
>cowardly poo>pooper peague ref
Lebo poo
>could've been catastrophic for the French>in context of the gameWhat other context could possibly exist
Who is the colour commentator?
Cmon cheika
FROGS
FRENCHBACK WEE WEE WEE WEE
BUNKERED
Lebanon playing dirty.
PENALTY TRY
couple of these frenchies could make a top 30 at some nrl teams
im more excited for samoa tonga than i was for the game against the kiwis
Morgues, Bouroughs and the black prop. Not saying they'd be starters but they're going toe to toe with some nrl players in this Lebanon squad.
Yeah keeping them in a professional environment will do them a lot of good. Unfortunately it's mostly Toulouse doing it being Catalans seem focused on overpaying for washed up NRL players
>saab seething they didn't kick for himkek
The French are very kick happy. They look like they don't trust their ability to attack through running the ball.
Piggy Freedman isn't so piggy these days
french bros...
in front of the kicker but won't be called
>>158442301Americunt here, I’m in Utah and dating a Samoan. The Mormon missionaries converted all the Polynesian islands and even in the trades all the Samoan and Tongans are all deeply devout Mormons despite smoking, drinking and eating their cousins ass on tik tok wearing their BYU alumni hat.It’s very strange
>>158442650based gold coast scaffolder
Mormonism is strange
>>158442772>eating their cousins ass on tik tok wearing their BYU alumni hat.buried the lede here a bit m8
honestly think the french can win this on fatigue if they can hold lebanon out
>>158442270I recommend picrel to anybody turned on by this
My friend YOU are a Toulouse Olympian
*Takes bite out of baguette*FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE
VIVA LE FRANCE!
Aaron Woods needs to retire
lebanon going short kick out while ahead speaks of weakness of spirit
Back to Channel 7 lads
>7 cuts to the news mid-gamewhat the fuck
>>158442806la*
What a reach
Second best game of the cup so far. Sometimes we just need the shitters to play other shitters
>>158442843t. Muhammed Ali Van Dickenstein iykwim haha
ALLEZ LES BLEUS
FRANCAIS
France deserve to win this, which means they probably won't.
Do we have extra time in pool games?
this super league coach is going to ruin the ending of this one
A 90 minute game with lots of bunker stoppages would be pretty funny
>>158442897ref*
France squad is formidable
>>158442895No draws in any worldc up games
>run into 2 french players while not even going for the ball>escort you win the game now :^)
Le biff
THESE PEEMS FUCKING HATE EACH OTHER
This black Frenchie has a bit about him
LMAO French being grubs
SIN BIN FOR FUCKIGN WHAT THIS IS AUSTRALIA NOT FUCKING ENGLAND YOU FUCKHEAD
Alex twal bin the fuck
softest yellow ever seen
I've seen enough we need a France vs Lebanon game every year
kekeke this is great
BIFF 2
Kiraz just choking some random what a retard
HOLY FRANCE YOU CAN DO IT
NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY
THATS A FUCKING TRY
Lebanon grounded it
>>158442952
own try
well shit
KINO
holy shit
HOLY FUCKING KINO
HOLY FUCKING KINO HAHAHAHAHAHAA
ARTHUR MORGUE, YOU ARE A PERTH BEAR
Where was this france all tournament
so basedyou just know the tournament organisers are fucking seething right now
>>158442967THIS
everyone bitches about blow outs, we finally get a tight contest and people are still bitching
Should have just slotted 2 point field goals all match desu
who's making the thread?
Holy
VIVA LA FRANCE
FUCK YES ONYA FRENCHIES WELL DESERVED
VIVA LE FRANCE! ALLEZ! ZUT ALORS! CROISSANT!
This is huge for France rugby league>>15844
They should make this an annual fixture, these teams are talent-matched
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>158442792My bad, look up the Tongan faikava video on X. Bunch of Tongans got drunk in a garage in Utah and posted live on Facebook to his entire Tongan community eating their ass of his cousin in front of the Tongan flag. The entire Polynesian community was in uproar out here about it
>>158442897Kek
HOWEVER
fuck that
are you fucking kidding me
Well this was fun
That's actually fucking bullshit
????
I dunno, it cut to the advert jew over here
Stream stuttured as he kicked the ball
went from kino to absolute anti-kino
ANYBODY SEEN HAZEM?
Blud snuck an extra few inches when the ref wasn't looking
KEBABS ON ME BOYS
Is this poisonous?
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
YOU STUPID FRENCH FUCK
Je refuse to watch this tournament furtherfuck wogs
Wow what a game
You’d be sick
Most cursed game I've ever watched. Fuck this shit.
Who PUNCHBOWL here?!!!
Super league ref indeed ruined it
My Wahs would heem both these teams
That was the best worst game I've ever seen. Absolute garbage Rugby League with some terrible calls but fuck it was fun
France were grubbing it up a bit so they deserve the loss but this is great for them
Do Samoa have fucking AI generated flags in their change room?
I work with a Samoan, so naturally I'm going for Tonga
MY GOOSEBUMPS AREN'T READY FOR A DOUBLE HAKA AT THE SAME TIME
this cunt thinks hes the main character
>>158443069oh my science! akimbo hakas?
>>158443070OG is ready to die for this shit
Wish my name was tree
tongan my anus samoan
Judging by the crowd reactions I'd guess there's more Samoans
>>158443065They're funny cunts, I remember how excited they all were at my work after that game against England in the last world cup. Ahahaha then the next Monday after the final against Australia it was dead silent, you could hear a mouse cheehoo
If /nrl/ was full of islanders the thread would pop off like a twitch chat and be spammed with "CHEEEEE HOOOOO"
BIFF
AWWWWEEEE YE MY BREW, MY COUSINS TOES ARE MIGGTY TASTY OWEEEE HER FEET HAVE A MEAN AS SMELL AYE BREW
>>158443110im just here to see a few Certified Coconut Moments
spine tingling goosebumps
destiny's toes do look tasty
YE YEW PULL PUT YOUR DICHOLAS NOW AND LEMME SUCHIT
Nigel Vagana spotted
Still need to catch up with a samoan fella from my undergrad
tonga just making this shit up as they go
>>158443137he's probably in the crowd :D
imagine laying in bed eith your pasty twink bussy up in the air and these guys doing this around your bed as they work their rods to erection, precum dripping out of your sissy boyclit dribbling down your pink bulls as they move closer and closer to penetrating your quivering hole
Luai thinks his in an anime
>crossed halfwayLINES CROSSEDTHERES NO GOING BACK
>8:05pm kickoff
nrl is shit except for originThis is kino
Samoa have more fans, a louder anthem and a cooler dance. I'm giving them the psychological edge here
Adam ma G
You just know there are Bruce's all over Australia boiling and screaming racial epithets at the tv right now kek
>>158443140wait, you might be right. Or he's at home with his family around the telly
>>158443146based AFL customer
>>158443146
>>158443160Big up yourself
THESE PEEMS FUCKING WANT TO RIP EACH OTHERS GUTS OUT
what are the engines like on these teams
>>158443160Ayy
half of them are playong for an nrl contractthis will be good
THE BATTLE FOR BRISBANE BEGINS
>>158443154broncGODS atmosphere beats all
>Two most kino games of the cup back to back>no england, new zealand, or australia involved
>>158443154>i need the heckin emotion cazzie take
hammer more like dropper
>>158443161bold of you to assume people "all over Australia" care about peague
>>158443192whats wrong with that
>>158443198warriors heeming the storm was better than every origin game this year
would have been a no try massive deliberate obstruction in the middle of that
>>158443204the last game was better than every origin and nrl game this year
>>158443204many are saying this.
PLAY THE BALL OWE THIS IS TONGA VS SAMOA NOT FAFFAS VS POOFTERS OWEEE
wtf i thought donga was blue
Average crowd and atmosphere in an AFL game
>>158443217thank you for enjoying our sport
>>158443218I'm not enjoying it
we're posting about this game in alf and the threads funnier
>>158443215samoa have always been blue m8
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why does afl have a thread up during the off season, surely you've got more than that going on in your life?
Coconut moment
THATS FOOTY PLAY ON
pussy hit id shrug that off easy
>>158443235CERTIFIED>CERTIFIEDCERTIFIED>CERTIFIED
Vossy they banned shoulder charges like 14 years ago when GI killed Dean Young
>runs out
Based Moustached touchie
DWZ WASHED
Stream?
>>158443255streamed dot pk
>>158443251He's still on a hitlist for bashing a young woman in Sydney when he was warriors dev squad. Can't wait.
That's a bin
>>158443251He's a fuckwit
>>158443261bashing her pussy
DROPPED HIS LOLLIES
FINGER GROUND
Can't reverse that
DWZ was the Cornell 8th
SAVE US BUNGA
>>158443272Nope, being a coconut on meth and glassing her for cheering the other team in a bar. Some people wait decades.
they gotta get this milking and trying for penalties out of the game
somebody get this hothead t shirt wearer outta here.
>>158443284
Why is it that NZ posters are some of the dumbest low IQ retards to ever visit this thread?
>>158443291certified coconut posting m8
both peems showing heart who is going to blink first
>>158443291Don't get uppity because you got a Jetstar across the Tasman and are larping as a Australian.Streamed dot pk is down.
he stayed down too long HIA for you buddy
who do the English need to win this and by how much?
>>158443300Tonga by 46
>>158443291show passport you cheeky cunt
>>158443300Tonga by it won't be happening
oops posted twice
oh no no
>>158443300Tongan by 147
both these peems are like me! they can't score to save themselves!!
Kek YES love seeing dwz get winded
Feel like the longer this goes on the more likely someone will score
>crowd singing *mutes tv*
That's what you get Hammer you traitorous cunt
samoa defence where
fuck might get a late night GYG
>>158443325...holy
hammered it
>>158443325Get a load of captain conspiracy over here
>>158443333You'll be pooing all night m8
Blue 11 gave gave up the chase
holy shit i can hear the chimps screeching and hooting all over my neighborhood
hell yeah
OH NO NO NOOOOOOO
>>158443347our neighborhood now* we'll be renaming it to little ha'asini
LUAIII
floodgates will open and tonga will run away with itdon't worry engbros
THE CRIMINAL
Get that up ya
>>158443353Dwz jogging way back like a lazy bastard instead of being support runner
>still no replay of lemuelu getting heemed
>cowardly POO
>The cowardly po'o
>taking the Twonga
>>158443381good post>>158443384bad post
We have a game
SAMOABACKTHE POO CURSE WILL NOT BE DENIED
About ten knock ons there
>>158443389fuck you ashole
please sir can i have samoa
Crichton offside
deniers in shambles
>>158443398underrated meme
crazy how many future 501's are in the crowd
Samoa were offside
>>158443411I don't know what that means
lmoa
lma'o
>>158443413don't let the rules get in the way of kino footy
>>158443414Being deported due to get convicted in a Australia
>>158443414>Key Facts About the 501 Policy• Who it affects: While it applies to all non-citizens in Australia, New Zealand citizens have become the largest group of deportees. Many moved to Australia as children and have lived there nearly their entire lives with little or no connection to New Zealand.• Policy changes: The rules were tightened significantly in 2014 under the Abbott government. Although subsequent political shifts (such as Ministerial Direction 110) adjusted how long-term community ties are weighed, the policy continues to result in regular removals.• Arrival in New Zealand:• Over 3,700 deportees have arrived in New Zealand since major enforcement began in 2015.• Upon arrival, individuals are met by New Zealand Police and managed under Returning Offender Orders (ROOs) by the Department of Corrections, which can impose supervision conditions for up to five years.
>>158443414Does Garrick crack chooks first grade? Hugo savala getting swalkers Jersey?
As a WHITE Australian none of these "teams" wow me. Yeah you've got your cute little wardances and your artificial pashun. Come next week one of them will lose to the Ausgods 13+ and Tom Trbojevic will score the most uninspiring hat trick you'll ever see
>>158443418It's pronounced Raman
Remove six against and half time interviews for world cups
>>158443432link me to this facebook post?
When I win OzLotto, where is the best place to live on the beach, Manly or Cronulla? I want to be close to Ginza and the beach.
>>158443424get in the way of kino footy...Anonymous 11/01/26(Sun)20:59:23 No.158443424>>158443414 #Being deported due to get convicted in a Australia...Anonymous 11/01/26(Sun)20:59:35 No.158443426>>158443414 #>Key Facts About the 501 Policy• Who it affects: While it applies to all non-citizens in Australia, New Zealand citizens havewhich can impose supervision conditions for up to five years....Anonymous 11/01/26(Sun)20:59:40 No.1584434283.98 MB3.98 MB WEBM...Anonymous 11/01/26(Sun)21:00:36 No.158443431>>158443414 #
>>158443441Can vouch for manly
>>158443426Honestly exile is the perfect balance of justice, societal protection and humanity. I just wish we could do it to more people.
>>158443441Byron Bay
Feel like commbank should've been 35k with more corporate seats.
>>158443447The problem with exile is that they have to go somewhere.
>>158443446>Driving past the brothel at Taren Oount
>>158443455you have to go back friend
>>158443453Yeah, New Zealand.
are there any drive-thru brothels?
>>158443450I've decided on Randwick, you're a fucking moron
There's a certain irony when Australians are exiling petty criminals
>>158443455SC whisperer type post
unironically considering suicide if my ear doesn't become unblocked soon
>>158443468just go get it cleaned out mate
actually didnt need the late night GYG and now feel like shit
>>158443464Australia shows exiling Petty Crims is a win win for everyone.
>>158443468Don't touch it because any inflammation will keep the ear canal narrower. You pretty much have to wait for the wateriness to dry and shrink, the ear is self cleaning. It can take 8 hours for your dominate nostril to switch
>>158443468Just get it checked, could be something simple
>>158443476It's not even that late mate.
>>158443482im in the employed timezone
I'm only watching to manifest biff and resulting suspensions
>>158443486Bodied that NEET
>>158443405pov: you're a Zinger Tower Burger
>>158443486Call in sick say you've got digestive issues possibly diarrhea
>>158443497
>>158443502taking sick days is for women
>>158443506>marky merc
>>158443509ok retard
DO IT FOR ENGLAND
if this was 2003 this game would have been made by machinima
TRY FOR TONGA
That was predictable
>>158443527throwback sunday
Notice every time To'o makes a bad read or otherwise stuffs up and lets a try in the comments are how good of a defensive winger he really is. I'm not convinced
Izzy is gonna be an SC option with gk next year
Samoa are going to Cry for Tonga
blues little pack are just getting bullied by reds big pack
Did that shit say 12 errors to 10?
THE ROCK BACK
Goofy ahh try
ANOTHER TORN HAMMY FROM GOAL KICKING
ANOTHER CONVERSION ANOTHER BROKEN HAMMY
Not CHT faking a hammy lmao.Also, Toia might be the best defensive centre in the game ATM.
ANOTHER WAH HAMSTRINGARE YOU PULLING MY LEG
Peter Vlandys Six again rule has worn these players muscles and ligaments so thin that we've had multiple goal kicking injuries this year
The NRL should consider taking goals out of the game, they are too risky to strings
>>158443578class action lawsuit when?!?
Hopoate gets his finger in there
how did he fuck that up hold the ball son
Offside
OH NO NO NO SAMOABROS
This coconut game is pretty kino desu.
adam g has been unplugged he's on his own out there he's gone rogue
They need to play this every year this is such kino, imagine a three game series the same weeks as Origin in Sydney, Brisbane and NZ
>>158443455You have to understand what these posts actually mean. If multiculturalism was so wonderful you wouldn't need to constantly reassure yourself and others, it would be self evident. Thus these posts are nothing more than cope and wishful thinking as the standard of living drops every single day while their failed policies continue to bear zero fruit.
That was a kick. Ref don't care
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>>158443600Mate the Islanders wouldn't play Origin. You would genuinely see Sean Keppie get picked for NSW
>>158443600Agree, but I don't know if it should be the same time as origin so Toai, Crichton etc can play both.
>>158443612Good, Origin is meant to be an audition for the Kangaroos. Make the cunts choose.
>>158443606stfu dickhead, you can't even define multiculturalism
normal short drop out samoa try
>>158443617no one can lma'o
>>158443613On the other hand Origin becoming a legit trial for Kangaroos again would be good
