THE GOLDEN STATE VALKYRIES ARE WNBA CHAMPIONSBASKETBALL>>158236144
I don't wanna see any more Clark and Reese comparisons ever again
atl locker room implosion incoming
Fuck that nigger Angel Reese
>>158440504they're about to blame the honky coach lol
lol San Francisco is so starved for a chip they’re celebrating this lmao
anime
getting word that dewanna bonner is now a valkyrie
I wish we could see some Latina centers next year.
>>158439306L aside this move was nasty as hell>>158440503she didn't even have that bad of a series all things considered but its good she didnt win this year if just to avoid all the discourse you would get between the two "fandoms" s/o the valk though amazing franchise top through bottom you would think that this might light a fire under some of these dogshit GMS/ front officies but most of them will still be garbage at scouting, developing, coaching, etc. rambling aside free agency gonna be insane
SOWAH IS A CHAMPION NOWLETS GOOOOO
BOOO CATHY ENGELBERT BOOOO
>>158440532Who even is that character?
>>158440578cute!
>>158440550Do they even make latina women that tall
Has anyone pointed out how GS has an Asian coach and the team plays in a mostly Asian city?
>>158440604levi ackerman
Is Gabby a dyke?
>>158440640
lol FCC gonna be sending fines
The Valks SINGLEHANDEDLY destroyed my entire bracket, manIt's like they have genuine plot armor. How the fuck do they magically sink threes at the right time and make other teams choke when it matters
Why aren’t the tempo or fire as good as the valks?
IT'S THE ASIANPERSUASION
I like asian women
Sex with WNBA Champion Kaitlyn Chen
who fucked the team over the most?
Gabby a beast, that was an insane 2nd half. In a series with barely any scoring
This interviewer is insanely cute right now
>>158440659she's in a relationship with marine johannes on the libs. they're madly in love with each other. both on the french national team. marine has done some of her tattoos too
>>158440709Miss 3-14, literally only had 1 decent scoring game in the entire post-season
>>158440709Angel Reese chucking threes was bad
>coach nat eliminated Paige, Aja, and Angelwewwwcold bitch
Fuck Angel Reese holy shit
the cheneral
We saw Angel Reese with those terrible reach in fouls and early shotclock threes.
kinda crazy that they let cynthia cooper do wnba media
DEWANNA BONNER HOPPED TEAMS AND LOST IN THE FINALS TWICE HAHAHHAHAthats what you get for betraying caitlin you fucking BITCH
The dream were more dominant in their wins than the Valks were in their wins. How did they lose?
yall think he votes trump?
>>158441138closetedly, yes
>>158441085dream had like 50 more free throws. not joking. refs did their best. the team who eliminated a'ja is obviously the best.
uh there is no way this general persists in the offseason right
>watched the valkyries last year at a work sponsored event>sky box>unlimited drinks and foodGuess tickets are gonna be 10x more expensive now
>>158441251We were dead last off season. Nothing has happened since to say otherwise.
>>158441085Exact same way they sold game 1>Rhyne slowing down the pace and performing like ass, 1st in minutes, 38>Angel Reese vanished, 7 attempts total, 0 in the 4thGray gets a pass since she's been playing with 8 fingersWhat baffles me is keeping Bonner and Borlase on the bench when they were playing solid and likely better than the starters
>>158441085angel didn't manifest hard enough
>Angel ReeseI don't hate her anymore, but KWAB
She may have lost the championship but she won my heart
The only reason I knew about this was because if Angel's team won it would re-ignite the Angel-Caitlin discourse. Now that can be avoided another year. Thank fuck.
the militant black angel fans were making fan fiction about kaila charles having a white boyfriend and doing racial sciece on burton and williams and boycotting general tsos because of chen and nakase. it was the most insane shit i ever seen by far the most insane fanbase i've come across in sports.
Thank God Angel choked this finals. She's way too rude to her opponents and is a ref crybaby despite the Dream massive FT advantage all series with her flopping teammate Allisha Gray. And she had terrible FG% and turnovers those last 3 games. When the Mystics got eliminated Angel was rudely waving bye after the whistle and mocking instead of showing respect and Bonner had to be a vet and shut her down.
>>158441520If she ever wins one, she'll probably start to claim she's the GOAT. She's a complete egomaniac.
>>158441404that ass need to be in porndo a collab with willow ryder
>>158441535Angel will never win a title because she's ghetto trash like the rest of those ghetto hoes. I think she'll end up being a lolcow and gets herself kicked out of the league in three years.
dirty ass dream sat on gabby's knee and flopped all fucking series and talked so much shit when they were up fuck them fuck bonner too
>>158441578>I think she'll end up being a lolcow and gets herself kicked out of the league in three years.Brother, are you retarded
lel they're mad
GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GREAT DEATH TO THE SATANIC CITY OF ATLANTA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>158441578do you even know what a lolcow is?
>>158441578she is a lolcow already. >won the natty and decides to chase clark around the court for a minute>tried to do a "takeover your trap" stunt in Indiana and got a crowd of 5 people>talked bad about her teamates to an outside journalist in chicago despite having the lowest fg% in the league with the most attempts at the rim>got herself suspended from chicago>got herself traded>tried to ignite a racewar against sandy brondello after the tempo game and never apologized for it >spams every taunt in the book with the most garbage looking layups of all time/ does this more than every player in the league>the second she's losing she starts crying and clapping in the refs face but doesn't get technicals cause she's protectedIt's so easy to kek at everything she does she's such an attention whore and built her career trying to piggyback off this clark rivalry. she had REALLY good manners those 3 weeks in berlin with clark and then starts acting like an egomaniac the second she goes back to ATL
>>158441685also forgot>recorded herself making a cash bet with Paige over a regular season game and being stupid enough to post it>then proceeded to brag about the bet after the game>then triple downed on it and tweeted about the betkek. paige is another lolcow who acts like a 14 year old - can't decide if she wants to be a christian athlete or a gay bar stripper who immaturely goes on interviews and says she wants to fuck zendaya.
Angel Reese sucks assThis is Caitlin Clark's league
>dream have to pay Angel the EPIC extension because of their DPOY propaganda
And suddenly no one cares again. Refs pushed it hard in the 4th to make sure the expansion team won because the WNBA is desperate for investors for new teams lol. That refereeing was really obvious. They're not even skilled enough at reffing to hide their corruption.
>>158442003
>>158442003Kia Stokes somehow walking away with zero fouls is funny though
>>158442003>>158442029>dangling conspiracies to distract from angel sucking ass and blowing a game 7 lead
>>158442044Why do people who didn't watch the game comment on it? The WNBA has finally made it?What does this have to do with Angel? No one mentioned her. You're just saying that because she's popular. Rhyne and Lish cost them the game today.Yes, the WNBA is rigged. I don't know how anyone can deny that after the Liberty win in 2024. I wanted Liberty to win and I admit it was rigged. This was blatantly rigged for Valkyries. No one watches the WNBA and the league was desperate to force their expansion team on us.
>>158442057>Angel? No one mentioned her.You're only here because of her and you're a little weasel blaming her teammates. You can't pretend she's a superstar and shy away from her playing like ass after being an arrogant frontrunner earlier in the series. Pic related is why nobody likes you deranged Reese fans
>>158442082You think everyone is here for Angel? You said it not me.Rhyne is treated like the franchise player by the coach, and she is to blame. The offense runs through her. They don't pass to Angel when she's wide open. Lish had a badly hurt finger, but her easy layups cost them today. Name an athlete that's not "arrogant." You just hate sports and competition.
>>158442092>They don't pass to AngelShe broke the finals turnover record. the turnover queen. she gets the ball plenty
>>158442104We don't care about turnovers anymore after Clark averages 6 per game.They refused to pass to Angel and it cost them.
>>158442044>>dangling conspiraciesI could hardly care less about ref shit. The only thing I care about is investigating Rhyne Howard for gambling.>>158442082The sooner you realize Reese superfans + casuals and Clark superfans + casuals are two cheeks of the same ass, the better. They can't help forcing victim/underdog narratives on their favorite player that has nothing to do with the sport itself.
>>158442130This loss is on Rhyne and Coach Karl who wants to force her for some reason.
>>158442130Rhyne Howard is a headcase. She freaked out on her number 1 fan on twitter during preseason for posting a gettyimage of her from media day and said "I didn't give you permission to post those." The fan deleted her account after years of Dream support. Then the Dream ran with this toxic situation and their announcer and media call Rhyne "the permission." It's this toxic cloud around that entire team that makes me hate them.
>>158440478What the fuck is with Atlanta sports teams and choking championships away ahahahahahaha most consistent fucking voodoo I've ever seen in my life
>>158442153I thought the permission shit was hilarious but it's wrong to judge her character by that. She said one stupid thing on the internet and then deleted it quick. People do way worse things.Calling her the permission is slightly making fun of her, but it also just sounds tough so they kept it. It's a good nickname.
>>158442092If I send you this, know I’m about to underperform and then blame others.
>>158442182This makes no sense. Reese dominated that game. This image is iconic. SZA posted it in her photodump lol.
>>158442177>I thought the permission shit was hilariousHow? Publicly bullying a dedicated fan as a face of the franchise and making her upset and leaving the sport is bleek. that shit is not funny at all.
>>158442196Bullying? She said "I wish people wouldn't post them before I post them." That's not bullying. Calling her permission is funny because it's teasing her for her mishap.
>>158442209Rhyne was clearly being disparaging in her message and doing it publicly under the girl's post is putting a target on her - and Rhyne is clearly in the wrong here it's fucking gettyimages. The fan posted she was upset and hurt and since has been MIA from social media. She was one of the biggest Dream pages for years. This happy go lucky permission nickname is disgusting. I believe in karma and along with this Rhyne thing, how awful Angel was acting vs her opponents all playoffs, and Dewanna Bonner switching teams mid season I truly think karma bit the dream in the ass.
>>158442138Rhyne made a life-long hater out of me, the second she leaves the Dream she'll be on my hatewatch for the rest of her career. I don't get why she gets the most minutes just to shit the bed and stay in until the entire room smells like ass.
>>158442003Lose with some dignity and grace for once buddy
I'm so ATL (get in there)I'm so ATL (get in there)I'm so ATL (get in there)
>>158442239juste my queen
>>158442239zandalasini my queen
>>158442253I really really like Ceci but I can't see her on the Valks roster next year man
>>158442239angel's "too small" is like 0.4 inches and juste jocyte's "too small" is 3 inches>>158442272That's fine. She had her moments this 'offs. Glad she's a champ now.
Paige bros...
Marty's black queen won a chip
>>158442230What did Angel do that every other player doesn't do? Too small? You know that's a COMMON celebration, right? You're just triggered because it's Angel.
>>158442320Why is this league so gay?
>>158442402watch the games. she attention whores and overly celebrates more than any other player. she's a clout chaser.
>>158442407No she doesn't.... The fuck?
>>158442405actually don't know. i did some research on the european players during the world cup and they're all gay too. it's pretty crazy. the soccer girls are all gay as well
Shes so hot bros.
>>158440478>#7 is the only fuckable onegrim
>>158442407>she attention whores and overly celebrates more than any other player? Time and time again, she's praised and glazed for the energy she brings to whatever team she's on. Same reason why she was called the emotional anchor of the Dream, and same reason why Caitlin and the coaches called her a "motor" during the FIBA run. That's just raw personality, I don't know what to tell you. It clearly raises team morale.>she's a clout chaser.?Who's clout is she chasing? She already the 2nd most known player in the league by default, so eyes are gonna be on her no matter what she does or doesn't do.
>>158442489>>158440478just made me realize>no ceci zandalasini in the graphic that's pinned on @WNBA on XI'd be so mad if I was her. she started and played more minutes than a lot of those players on the graphic
>>158442517wait I'm drunk and retarded
>>158442501anon quick question what do you think of spoopy cait >>158442445
>>158440478>Zandalasini literally at the centerWhat are americans thinking abiut her contributions? She look like the typical hard working strong bodied northern italian countryside girl, in my experience those are usually extremely horny sexual beasts, so I guess she had the stamina to win the Wnba
>>158442693She was amazing to watch. Was nice seeing her be a team player and hitting some cool shots. Nice looking jumper and fundamentals.
>>158442693>hard working strong bodied northern italian countryside girl, in my experience those are usually extremely horny sexual beasts,God I hope so. She's like 190cm tall too
>>158442707Paige is a glizzy loving larper. You know the Chensation likes the raw dog.
>>158442707reddit cultural victory
>>158442740it's halloween retard
>>158440532Maybe I'd watch the WNBA if the women were attractive and played well, but nope. They are ugly dykes and play like shit.
Thinking of her
>>158442699Thanks for sharing, nice to see. We had Belinelli or Bargnani somehow winning the Nba but they were not as important. Genuinely happy for her>>158442730Small towns in Pianura Padana and Veneto has a lot of those beautiful creatures, Fellini used to depict a lot of those women types in this movies. they just like to work and have sex
>>158442777Anon I also follow Mariella Santucci since the world cup. But it appears she just suffered a season ending injury :(
>>158442785Never hrard about her but I am more of a female volleyball/waterpolo guy.I read she is from Bologna so she falls in the same category as Zandalani, strong bodied etc
>>158442795nice. Zandalasini bodied Paige's team in the first round.
>>158442501Bro is trying to talk sense into an Angel hater. It can't be done.
>>158442138>>158442057Angel was in a bad situation in Chicago and didn't make the playoffs. She comes to Atlanta, makes the finals and all I see is Rhyne, Allisha, and Karl getting trashed as if they aren't a significant reason for the great year she had. Cool lol. I'm sure that's sustainable.
>>158440550>Latina centersdo Spaniards count? phoenix merc marta
>>158442919Lish I give a pass to because of her injury, even though I know that's not an excuse because she was perfect last game. But I'll still make the excuses.Rhyne was awful. 3 for 14 playing 38 minutes while Angel and Jordin are benched. DPOY benched while they're cooked on defense, and Jordin the only player scoring. Karl was unbelievably awful. What about his decisions do you agree with? How are you defending him? He draws up a play in the clutch for Lish who can't shoot today?Atlanta hasn't made the finals since 2013. They need Reese. Angel's stats were just as good last year. Her numbers are almost the same. She's not playing better with a better team. She's just winning because the rest of the team isn't a laughingstock anymore.
>>158442763i find lesbians attractive but im prolly not representative of the average guy
The whiter team won right, I cant tell
Valks deserves that win more. They just cared more for the sport in general. ATL couldnt even get a game 6 arena meanwhile SF was plastered with Valkyrie shit throughout the whole city.>>158444210The team with more asians
so are the Valks the early favorites next year?
>>158442776based Gianna admiror
>>158444210that bitch in the middle looks like Derek Henry
>>158444681If they get a solid 1A, absolutely. Their weakness this season has mostly been in buying a bucket. Gabby stepped up when she needed to this season but the team needs more consistent offensive options
>>158444681They got room for a big free agency signing. could be Plum, Kelsey Mitchell, or Phee. I think the Fever or the Lynx might have higher odds depending what moves they make.
Went back to Game 6, then went back to the other WNBA Finals games in the past years. Ballhalla was different, that sea of purple reminded me of an NBA finals.
>>158442405>girls play sports and grow up surrounded by other girls>why is this league so gay?
>>158447909I thought you don't choose to be gay though
>>158447909Name 20 gay players in the MNBA
>>158450399there's no gay in the nba
>>158442405grooming. jackie young and candace parker got snatched by messy dykes after decades of straight relationships. veronica burton is a lost individual too. poor girl getting dragged by engstler and now kate.
had to come back here and laugh
>>158450399Michael Porter Jr. is at least bi-curious. He calls himself curious Mike and it's alleged that he had sex with a trans woman.Jason Collins was gay gay.There's that video with Anthony Davis that's suspect.Jalen Green and Josh Christopher had a similarly suspect video. I think that Christopher washed out of the league though.
https://youtu.be/DR5iNcGg2Sg?t=6427
>>158450399
Well the WNBL and Euroleague are on youtube. Have a good offseason, friends
>>158450399>lil bro seriously thinks there aren't hundreds of closeted men in professional sports
>>158442919Angel needs to join Caitlin in Indiana. They unironically play well together.
>>158456185I don't know why the refs are so quick to call a foul on Boston for digging deep with her forearms but Angel is allowed to get away with it all the way to the finals
did the good gals win?
>>158456418yeah. the Valks saved Caitlin from a generational blitz.
>>158450963You might be downplaying that Jalen Green thing bro had his legs around his head as he dry humped him missionary into the mattress
>>158450963
>>158458964What WNBA player is this?
>>158450399Dwight Howard was retired at the time, but he got sued for inviting another man over to get nasty and forcing him to suck off the transexual prostitute "miss kitty" that was already in his house. He was retired from the NBA at the time though.
Fudd seen at a black queer strip club in the DMV and making out with a transexual white. It's over for Paige.
>>158460247anon that WAS Paige
>>158460413kek
>>158456516Caitlin's fans screwed her over badly. Her own fans made her losing the biggest topic, her own fans made the hand wave and finger point famous by freaking out about it. She lost a game and got taunted, so what, happens all the time it's sports. Her own fans couldn't shut up about it and turned it iconic. I know she deadass hates her fans lmao. She's a democrat anyway she knows her fans are weirdos.
>>158444681I doubt it. Aces were champs and for some reason were ass this year. Teams don't just play well because they were good last year. Things change.
>>158460778Aces lucked into a ring last year despite playing awful. This year their bench finally gave out. Doesn't help Becky seems to have gotten into her own head now.
>>158460247Sauce
>>158460738If CC is still a liberal and not just playing nice after the past three years, then she is semi-retarded.
All the dream had to do was not go 6-30 from three and easily would have won. I had never really watched the W and was expecting them to run a real offense but they kept chucking 3s for no reason. It reminded me too much of the NBA which is beyond unwatchable at this point. It was still a better product than the NBA but the margin is a lot closer than i had originally thought
>>158464702It's a game 7 it's bound to be ugly
>>158464702Two defensive teams. Valks has no offense regularly. Dream has Rhyne Howard who is on and off, and Allisha Gray who had a broken/dislocated finger. The 3s aren't usually that bad.
>>158454961I was about to say "where's Gianna" but then I saw her BRAPPER
Women's college hoops starting today. Hannah "The Homo Hater" Hidalgo balled out for the Pope
>>158456291>I don't know whyYeah, you do.
Borlase should be a starter. She's consistent scorer with defensive grit. 7 game series was too long for women after a season.
>>158467032Where to watch dyke NCAA?
>>158442136She's fun but not classy after dropping the F-bombs on TV. Still would, though.
>>158440705Did she even score in the finals or make a good defensive play?
>>158467325>Borlase is the only player who doesn't wear nike prosThe Dream have a real one. They let her down.
>>158467032>Hannah "The Homo Hater" HidalgoIt's so funny. Her name has caused several civil wars in lesbian circles to this day. It's going to ramp up again going into the draft. They don't know whether to accept her to continue holding the grudge.
>>158467461She comes off the bench 'cos she's too pretty.
>>158440532If it wasnt for the US refballing their way to top China in the medal table, Gabby would be celebrating her second title
>>158467499She'll be back with the Bendigo Spirit this week and all their games are free. I'll be there.
>>158467032Is she actually catholic? I thought she did one of those baptisms in a YMCA pool like Fudd and Paige.
>>158467521Cheddar chaser.
>>158467591Wtf does that mean
Why does skin color matter to them?
Raegan Beers in Turkey
>>158468751That 's a whole lotta woman.
>>158441546I wanna see her with Lena Anderson and Ophelia Fae.Angel Reese is the hottest thing on this earth.
>>158455680There aren't. Otherwise, sportsball would've seen many more AIDS deaths.
Steph Talbot
>Top 10 WNBA Free Agency Rankings, per CBS Sports:1. Napheesa Collier2. Jackie Young3. Kelsey Mitchell4. Kelsey Plum5. Awak Kuier6. Rae Burrell7. Emily Engstler8. Natasha Cloud9. Nyara Sabally10. Sophie Cunningham
>>158467336ESPN+ should carry most of them
>>158469658Which is the hottest?
>>158471129Sophie and Plum
Kinda embarrassing that Joe Lacob had to step in for the Game 6 scheduling. Not even ATL’s Owner, but the opposing team’s owner. Valks winning was good for the game, they just care more for the sport.
Why do Dream fans hate Kaitlyn Chen so much?
>>158471436>Valks winning was good for the game, they just care more for the sport.this is true. Fully staffed in every facet of the team. A fanbase that actually has been supporting the team since its inception. The Dream were the lowest team in attendance until Angel got there. WNBA owners don't want to open a franchise in the southeast cause people don't give a shit down there unless it's politics. >>158471468racism
pazzi update.azzi fudd is dating jayden perry - portland thorns NWSL player. fudds got a type.
>>158471468dildo cannon?
>>158472166How will Page cope?
>>158472210you think Caitlin calls it a dick or a cock?
>>158472845She already has more chocolate lined up
>>158472845seek chocolate
Valks getting Awak in free agency. Triple down on that rim protection
CC in VBs comments
>>158473377That's her bestie's gf after all
Thoughts on the new Angel Reese 1 colorway?
>>158476388They're called "Draft Night." I like the shimmery slate.
>>158476388Reebok are better made than Nike these days.
>>158476388No one is gonna buy that
juju feels like manufactured hype
>LIVE - Fenerbahce Tarfin v Valencia Basket Club | EuroLeague Women 2026-27 | Regular Season https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNhuiISR-qo
my mini perth nuke
>>158479596She'll be back for the Mystics, right?
>>158479764yea. on contract for next season ($390,000). then a club option for 2028($440,000).
whos this guy?
>>158480873It's Epstein
>>158480873he's known from some boomer show but i know him cause he was the author of these childrens books i used to read
Does the Valkyries winning make them a more attractive spot for Free Agents? Weren’t they just misfit players that no one wanted in the new franchise draft?
>>158484156>Does the Valkyries winning make them a more attractive spot for Free Agents?Its SF so yeah>Weren’t they just misfit players that no one wanted in the new franchise draft?Basically. Gabby was averaging like 5 ppg for her career before getting drafted
>>158484210It's the most attractive free agency destination by a mile. You just gotta play defense. They might not want plum or Kelsey Mitchell. Probably going for phee or awak. I assume Jackie Young is staying in LV
>>158484374>They might not want plum or Kelsey Mitchellwhy not? Their offense is their biggest weakness. Might have to sacrifice some defense for someone who can score at will
>>158484410Cause they're both defensive disasters and it ruins their entire MO. Burtons a dog
>>158476941I want to buy them.
>>158479804she is God