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Hata Löven edition
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Devils best team
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>american "superstars"
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>>158443933
all this drama over a mediocre 2C. detoilet is such a joke
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imagine having below .500 rw
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>>158444020
Those are my leafs
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Rangerbros *adjusts tie* we need to break this losing streak *wipes forehead*
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>>158443933
I love that Stevie and the gang are letting him rot
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>>158444150
I hate that the Jets didn't do the same with Hellecuyck.
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/playoffsbound/
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inshallah brothers we will defeat the hockey infidels
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the rebuild is almost over bro just one more pick. just give me one more pick just the prospects on the roster give them some time to develop. they're almost there dmen take a long time to develop covid affected development we're just about there. next year we'll be competing to be a bubble team.
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Barkov might get deported bros wtf
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I already lost NNN
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>>158444596
Finland is such a pathetic country
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>>158444625
Turn off your VPN bro. We don't hate Binlan.
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>his team isn't in shannon's power rankings top row
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>>158444333
CHECKED
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>>158444596
but barkov is a good tampere boy. I guess no more exhibition matches in finland
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>>158444444
/hoc/ used to run /sp/
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>>158444598
if you gooned at 12 AM EST, it still doesn't count because it's still 9-10pm on the west coast
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>>158444150
....
Stevie lost his job over this muppet
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Based
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>>158444721
reap what you sow
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Our Steelies play today
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Good games tonight.
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>>158444698
I'd rather be a worthless gooner than a westfag
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>>158444721
he just had to make the playoffs once in 7 years
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>>158444803
i didn't know today was opposite day
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no more changing clocks back
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changing the clocks back means more time to enter the coffee zone
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>>158444922
Schnoz
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>>158444890
haha funny its the same thing you posted yesterday
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>no longer changing clocks
>games start later now

Very strange feeling seeing the first game on a week day start at 6
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>>158444333
Checked!
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>>158444721
he was promoted and still pulls the strings
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>>158445045
Just like our Gary
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>>158444922
my rat and his stuffy :)
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>>158445045
i believe this because just like when he was gm there are barely any strings being pulled
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My grandson is always talking about
>rags
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yzerfraud got 3-4 extra years as the wangs gm because he lucked into kucherov a decade ago
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we just needed more time, Yzerbros
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Cocky want boing boing
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>>158444596
He's done with hockey anyway
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>>158445045
G A R Y E S Q U E
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Everyone must be hungover from all that tasty candy last night Lol
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The Shitkraine must be destroyed
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>>158445344
if detroit fans had been able to just be patient for a few years instead of rushing the process their franchise legend could have brought the cup home. alas...
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>>158445452
Yah....
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>>158445469
>just be dogshit for 60 years and then you'll be rewarded
the path of the >laffs is not for the weak of heart
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>>158445543
The reward:
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>big dick /atlantic/
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WJC starts next month
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>>158445622
finally some good games without shit teams for retards
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>Born in San Ramon, California, Matthews and his family moved to Scottsdale, Arizona when he was an infant. After playing baseball and hockey during childhood, he developed a particular interest in hockey after watching the local Phoenix Coyotes play.
thank u gary
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>>158445622
Is Russia attending this year?
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Feel sad to read r/hockey... Most of them want Russia out. Only few folks standing against this horde. And maybe even them are just our best bots from botfarm...
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Sabres/blue jackets/wings/sens/ducks bros...
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>>158445747
Reddit is reddit, you should never expect anything but reddit from it
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>>158445543
they're almost 20% of the way there and they couldn't give stevie more time?
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>>158445251
>lucked into kucherov
He picked Namestnikov over Kucherov lmao.
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>>158445814
>Canes just won the Cup. Their fans are still miserable.
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>>158445699
Not enough time to get clean for the doping tests
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>reddit will soon require logging in
how long until /hoc/ requires a login?
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>>158445979
reddit has always required a login to post
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>>158445927
Not enough cock for the growing fanbase
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>>158446000
but not to browse :o
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very impressed with the slate of good games today
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>>158445814
there should be more green teams and maybe a purple one. hopefully the houston team will be purple that could be cool
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>>158444596
for me it's that old finnish prime minister that was hot as fuck raised by two lesbians
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>steelies and raidies playing at the same time
hate to see it
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>>158446337
The problem is mostly the Eastern Conference. All their jerseys are red/black/blue except Philly
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Once Canada joins the eu will it grow the game of hockey?
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>>158446458
My islanders are orange
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>>158446440
We don’t talk about apecollide here
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>>158446541
we do
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Brewing
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petition to move one of the teams from florida/california to wisconsin
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>>158445747
R A R E
A
R
E
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Lots of good posts last night
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BIG
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>>158445747
It's okay and legit to want Russia out.
But do they want the US and Israel out?
If not, these guys are just a joke. Unless they're from those countries, then a certain bias is understandable.
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>>158446866
Probably just the scale of the war after 2022 that's different. Iran is just another afternoon in the middle-east. Russia bombing and supporting separatists from the outside was also seen as just another afternoon in Donbas
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>>158445251
im pretty sure brisebois was head of scouting and player operations while yzersham was just in a ceremonial role
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>>158446829
true x-pac rules
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>>158446829
not true wolf sucks
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>>158446866
yeah, because a war with a shithole in middle-east is the same thing as a war with a shithole right next to you (while the aggressor tells the concerned countries that they will be next if they don't shut up)
fucking sick of you "what about murrica" retards
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>>158447148
Does this mean that it's okay to wage a war on a country that is not your neighbour?
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>>158446699
Isn’t it too late for sips, aarni?
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Canes have good coach, pretty stacked team, good cap and just won a Stanley Cup. FFS dont tell me its their year again
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Flames are on a losing streak again
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>>158447578
MY knighties have lost 4 of the last 5 games >:(
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>>158447410
yea
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>>158447410
Noone thinks war is inherently bad
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>>158447709
Well then there's no reason for Czechs to stay mad about 1968, is it?
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War on Drugs
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>>158447843
KMFDM is a drug against war.
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Have anyone played tape to tape?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1566200/Tape_to_Tape/
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>>158447766
oh no that's different
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What about Civil Wars
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what's so civil about war anyway
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>>158447898
Its one of the best feeling hockey games since the 16 bit games, but the dev refuses to let you have a regular hockey season or anything.
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>>158447933
Just reframe it as slavers versus liberators and it's clear who's the good guy.
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>>158447933
Soon America and Canada will enter their warring states period
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>>158447973
Yeah I see its like roguelike type of game? Okay I downloaded it for free and will try later.
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Hopefully the flames don’t win any games and make me lose no nut November
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>>158448033
that won't last long lol
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>>158448054
There is a mode where you can play a tournament, and turn all the powerups off to play kinda proper hockey, but it is just that one mode.
The powerups and all the bullshit he has are actually fun, and I would still probably enjoy it if regardless, but the guy has created such a good hockey game, and refuses to make it a good hockey game.

It is kind of like how compfags in Smash Brothers just wanted more final destination with no items, so the dev gave them Pokefloats with more items because that was "his vision"
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for me, RAW Is War
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>>158448033
>>158448162
Nukes would fly! The best case scenario is that you end up bunker without Canadian spy mistress that would fuck you and try to kill you at the same time.
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Cmon jets, do something interesting.
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>>158447933
>>158447952
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>>158448232
I see ty for info. I was thinking about NHL 27 also, but that shit ain't looking good at all.
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I was on a nato exercise
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>>158448412
what you do there suck penis? LOL
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mammies play today
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>>158448445
KWAB you btfo him
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>>158448412
more like fat camp haw haw
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my canesies are still the best team in the league :)
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>>158448504
eat cock randy
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What about the War of 1812 where America invaded Canada and failed miserably
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wolfsisters... how much more time does our pup need...
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I was about to ask where the hell is esteemed mr Randolph.
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>>158448321
Any time. I actually do hope it does well because it really is a very well done hockey game. I'm just hoping the dev adds a season mode, or career mode of some sort.
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>>158448579
The Russians wrote a great song about how much ass America kicked.
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>>158448474
is this real?
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>/tv/ is on hockey right now
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>>158448445
lel
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>>158448822
who?
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>>158448618
its too early for christmas season
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>>158449082
Idris Elba
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SCAAAAAAARRR VALIMAKIII
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WITH FINNS YOU WIN
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kek Jets
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You would think pilots would know better than to try and fly jets into a hurricane.
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damn randy I'm envious
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>>158449216
JEN
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>Carolina gets a second goal
>player is wearing red with the number 8
Raise hell, praise Dale, and that also means praising the Junebug
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My Debbie’s (:
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>>158449353
Lawrence
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Sorry but i dont seed while I stream hockey
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>>158448579
It truly was Brit Bashing gone awry
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>>158449435
I spread my sead
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>>158449435
I seed in your wife while I watch hockey
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>>158448615
A bit more time
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heh
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>>158449435
i like to seed before bed time
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:)
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Are they going to end this game early on a mercy rule?
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It's a massacre in Carolina
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>the replacement goalie has >3 GAA
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>Give up 5 goals and get pulled on your Birthday
Rough day for Skinner
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bet they wish they had hellebuyck right now
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welcome to KHL jets
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losing 5-0.
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jest have 5 shots...
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>>158449743
thanks for the (((parity))) gare
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>>158449689
what good would hellebuyck do if they can't score a goal?
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>>158449743
Of liquor, right?
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>raiders losing to the jest
KWAB it's over
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>>158449743
the habs special
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>>158449758
>score a goal
Getting possession of the puck would be a good place to start.
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>>158449758
They wouldn't be down 5 goals
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this is a revenge game for kochetkov
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>take a piss
>jests have doubled their shot count in that time
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>>158449668
Most days are rough for him.
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Yeah but it works most of the time. I forgot about him if Russian makes a team Kochetkov might be better fit compared to Askarov as a third
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every single night
i pray that my tits are sittin right
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Larkin status????
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>>158450104
incredible
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>>158449668
Meanwhile Jarry has back to back shutouts
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>>158450281
Why would you think either of them would be near a Zigger roster?
Shesterkin
Sorokin
Vasilevsky
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>>158450532
Jarry should have own Pizza menu like Skinner Dinner
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>>158450554
Thats entirely up to them NafoFella. Just speculating which team they could have.
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>>158450554
a what roster
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>>158450627
ZZZZZZZZZZZZigger
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Makar is the most overrated player in the league
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>>158450818
he was exposed hard during the olympics. he's no longer elite, just average
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Makar made an amazing assist yesterday to MacK
He tend to make some misstakes yes, but why would you call him overrated.
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>>158450818
nah thats bouchard
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>>158450914
Because people pretend he's perfect and a god defensively, always deserving to be top 3 in Norris voting. He gets walked all the time but no one in Colorado watches hockey so no one talks about his mistakes.
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>>158451098
Bouchard makes one mistake in a meaningless game in October and it's enough to kick him off the Olympic team. No one outside of Edmonton respects him. They talk about him like he's Raddysh
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>>158451139
Nah I dont know about that. They do shit on him on HFboards a lot but some are biased towards him as well, but that is because he offensively good and forget mistakes he makes.
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knights play tomorrow
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>>158451227
yes nobody respects a guy farming secondary assists to mctwinkie 190 feet away from the other teams net.
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>>158451227
Raddish is elite though
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ucks play today. Let's go ucks.
(There's no D in Anaheim)
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Jets getting farmed kek
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>>158451286
>nah i don't know about that
you just reiterated what he said
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Attention /hoc/
If Wild wins today nobody is allowed to call them Mild again
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HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
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Winnipeg relegated to AHL
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>>158451521
I think I speak for everyone when I say
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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There is no Winnepeg fans here, so not even fun bullying.
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>>158451521
we dont come here for respectful conversation chud
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another game, another jank & stank
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>>158451412
Elite at getting paid

>>158451376
Crosby got to drag Kunitz to the 2014 Olympics
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I feel like Loserpig could use a goalie
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Winnipeg must be angling for a transfer to the CHL giving up a touchdown like that.
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Skinner ate too much halloween candy
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>>158451750
*CFL
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I don't think games should ever be played during the daytime
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>>158451830
It only happens in the eastern conference
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how do you even become a camera man for hockey or any sport?
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>>158451890
1. Never watch hockey so you have no clue where the puck is
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it was 0-0
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>>158451965
Surely Mercer is making a difference
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Games should be played earlier, so I don't need to stay up all night.
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>>158451830
gary doesnt want the wagies showing up to their shifts all tuckered out tomorrow morning
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>>158451955
kek
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Canesies super fan Erling Haaland
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the comeback is about to start
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Playing seven defensemen in the NHL should be a fireable offence. You could ask every single defensemen in the league if they prefer to play with seven or five D and literally every single one would say five.
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kotkaniemi is elite...
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>>158452407
If players knew what was best for them then we wouldn't need coaches
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>>158452434
Many are saying this
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a jester has fallen
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I'M SURGING
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>>158452526
On NHL sized rinks there's no need to play seven D, ever.
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>>158452629
what about eight
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Wild just keep winning bros
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Minnesota Wild :)
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>>158452659
Even less
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>>158452629
6 is the max you can have in the NHL anyway.
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This is battle of bald coaches.
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poppy status?
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Armistice Day
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>>158452857
there is no cba defined criteria about the position of the 18 skaters.
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>>158452857
No? >>158452407
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The only bad think about Wild is that it looks like they wear Rögle BK jerseys.
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Support the troops
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Yeah, I think breaking the losing streak record of 18 games sounds doable at this point. Not like anyone's gonna get fired or anything. The losses just keep getting worse.
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>>158444721
>>158444738
He could've drafted Pastrnak or Kempe what a fucking retard, I remember Patrick Roy got driven off of Montreal cause of him back in 96 now same thing happened to Steve cause he's a shit GM lol
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>>158453161
nice image retard
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Minnesotans be all like you betcha!
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>they need a time-out, activate the glass failure
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Glass is literally just sand. You ever try and stack sand? Impossible.
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My Lionsies :)
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Our Sennies will be playing again tonight! :)
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>Hall of Fame person
>person
How and when did the NHL become a troon league?
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Hologram boxes on the ice that contains powerups
Random maps
Multi-puck
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>>158454223
we tried to warn you that troons like turgeon getting inducted would be a total disaster
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>>158453885
My Steelers (:
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Jets bros.... We got humiliated...
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So are we getting a gimmick a this year? 4nations? All star game?
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bro's the raidies and steelies won :))))))
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Looks like caps outside of Ovi have always been a fraud.
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ok canes & devils, who's the 3rd metro team?
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>>158454899
stephens islanders
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>>158454816
When are you and Ove getting deployed to the frontline?
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>jest
>phillies
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>>158454992
Great joke lad, it's only about 85710017th time I hear it.
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I’ve seen so much discourse about how Halloween is dead but the neighborhood I took my kids to last night was poppin.
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>>158455174
did you think you were going to find oc in /hoc/?
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>>158454899
there won't be one this year
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>>158455192
we had more than 100 kids come by we ran out of candy
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>>158455192
>people on the internet are retarded
more news at 11
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>>158455174
Well, Russia can always withdraw their troops and go home and you won't hear anymore jokes about it.
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Halloween is inherently satanic and pedophilic
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>>158455252
You can like, make better jokes.
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I’m putting up my Christmas tree tomorrow so don’t even try talking me out of it /hoc/.
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>>158455174
Welcome to what its like being American online. The most prosecuted race on Earth.
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>>158455352
the protas brothers actually suck
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>>158455391
I didn't think about it that way, good observation.
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idk why I replied to you with that post sorry about that
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>>158455418
Do brothers in the nhl ever really work out long term?
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wait so you mean that Connor Hellebuyck WAS crucial for the Jets and a stupid small sample size of Stuart Skinner and Clay Stevenson isn't good?
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Christmas is the happiest time of the year
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>>158455473
Tkachuk brothers seems fine?
Hughes Brothers in NJD also and they could add Quinn
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>>158455473
Sedins maybe? Unfortunately for them, it was for Vancouver!
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>>158455499
just like my islanders
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>>158455192
millenials who live with their parents in aged out neighbourhoods are surprised there are no kids in their neighbourhoods
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>>158455473
the neidermeyers played together in the respectable white mans way instead of wiggering out about it
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>>158455473
no but sisters have made the cup final
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so you don't even know
i can make ur hand fap
*fapfapfapfapfap fap*
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>>158455499
That's the first jets game I watched this season and it was abysmal.
The only cope I can muster that this was an meaningless away game with a team from the other conference for them.
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>>158455515
He said brothers. Not sisters >:D
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>>158455691
>devils aren't playing
>devils come out to play
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nore like stuart wiener XD
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GRRRRRRRRREAT SAVE WALLSTEDT
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>muh reffies
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>>158455499
I really think they should look at the goalies of teams whose cup windows is closed, because all their guys are locked up and committed and want to contend. Like chevy should be calling the preds and islanders every day
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washington's one of the biggest teams and minnesota one of the smallest
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>>158455801
im a bad widdle boy >;D
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C A P S
CRAPS
CRAPS
CRAPS
CRAPS
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craps celebrating that goal like they just won a 7 game series kek
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GIMME AN M
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>>158455978
why are you so salty all the time?
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>>158455985
>>
I
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a true mcnugget minute experience
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G
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>no good games for two days
Thanks Gary
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>Hearing Seattle and Nashville working on something that will involve Shane Wright and Matthew Wood.
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>>158456008
>I cant be bothered doing the rest

MILD
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>>158456073
seattle trying to wright their wrongs
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>>158455999
Why are you such a bitch all of the time?
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>>158456107
Simon didn't say.
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>The Wild being successful drives this canadian to a near-suicidal state of mind
kek
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>>158456073
What is Nashville's plan? To be the most mid team possible until they are literally forced to do a rebuild because Forsberg and Josi are retired?
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>>158456048
just post trannies
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>>158456174
Minnesota has never won a conference final game btw. You post like you have a somalian banana up your ass
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>>158456181
chris mcfarland just became their GM, he's trying to get guys he likes and get rid of guys he doesn't
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>>158456181
they hold the 3rd dragonball gary is just waiting to tap into that story arc
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This Fatvei Michkov guy seems good
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The Mammoths natural enemy. The Flyer.
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>>158456181
Signing Bourque from Dallas in the offseason was a good move on their part for depth but they didn’t do much beyond that and then Bourque hurt his hand or some shit and hasn’t played much this season.
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>>158455581
this is fucking me up because it's 100% true lmao
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>>158456281
Rick Tocchet will now bench him for scoring too much.
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>>158456378
Impressive. How many reps?
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jism
4
chism
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>>158456378
Martone with assist so he should bench both, that will teach them a lesson.
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>>158456198
>yeah, but
>replies
kek. Mind. Broken. Try to not reply to a post about the Wild some time in your life. Level: Impossible.
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>>158456428
still waiting on the mild to do something in the 21st century
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>>158455581
I definitely think that’s true. Trunk or treat is part of it tho because my kids got invited to 3-4 of them, and I don’t like it. I don’t like that it’s cars in a parking lot, during the day, and on multiple days that aren’t the 31st. Why over complicate Halloween?
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Cardio king
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the wild sucks
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>>158456454
Still waiting for you not to seethe any time they are mentioned
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>>158456519
0 wins after round 2 btw
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My balls are full of pee
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>>158456570
since when? a couple years?
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>>158456591
better not let them explode!
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The Wild is the Stars’ retarded baby brother
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Whats with the orange capitals jerseys? Bunch of dutch or something?
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>>158456631
stars suck too while we're at it no milly kwab
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>>158456591
Plug your peehole, and swell your balls up to massive proportions!
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>>158456570
>yeah, but
kwab
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>>158456657
Are you watching the Flyers game?
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>>158456685
0 wins after the 2nd round

thats a fact
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>>158456713
kek
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some teams just need more time
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>>158456663
They suck far less less than Minnesota. Last time I checked the only cup to Minnesotas name is if a sippy variety. also your gay team did lose to Stars last time you faced them in the playoffs.
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more like thigh sticking, amirite?
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Did the Wild have a minute of silence for Renee Good and Alex Pretti?
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>>158456713
Nah, it was in the store. All the jerseys were orange.
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>>158456728
Yawn.
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where's my bro at
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>>158456782
no million dillion is seething bro's
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>>158456875
No, actually, and it drove the libbies nuts when they didn't.
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>>158456885
Halloween maybe
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>>158456782
>also your gay team did lose to Stars last time you faced them in the playoffs.
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OV WASHED
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>>158456926
I’m grateful for the mild for eternally sucking #bananas&rice and grateful to the pissknights for staking their future on Marner the disappearing man #nodice. It’s you, the little people teams, that keep my team a perennial contender.
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>>158457062
>i-im not seething i sw-swear! look at this totally not mad post!
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Shane Wright and Matthew Wood being traded.
Why would anyone want Shane Wright?
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>>158457131
I’m totally seething. I’m sooooo mad right now.
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I am officially lying down on the couch.
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>>158457158
we can tell
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>>158457059
You could try washing.
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dreading Monday, lads
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>>158457213
Did you know Halloween won’t fall on a Saturday again until 2037? Crazy
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>>158457213
monday rules it's my friday
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>>158457156
tepid teams trading tepid players
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>>158457253
Retard
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>>158457253
HALLOWEEN WILL NEVER FALL!
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Dreading my upcoming Marner in about 1 minute
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>>158457366
>that feeling of needing to take marner to vegas after a big meal
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>>158457156
KWAB
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>>158457059
Good thing it’s his last year
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Is Matthew Wood good?
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>>158457516
jlmi
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>>158457544
He's alright. I think he'll score more than Wright will. Wright has looked really mediocre as much as Reddit statheads love to tout his advanced stats.
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>>158457544
Ya he's wood
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>linesperson
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>>158457612
I go by rif/ref
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>state of hockey
>a Vancouver team won a cup more recently than them
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>>158457645
cmtsu
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*scores*
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What's the point to watch NHL hockey and to post here. We all know the Canes will win the Cup at the end.
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Thomass Wilson sure is crying a lot

QQ
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>finally decided to turn on this shit sport for the night
>check the scores
>Jets blown out 7-0
>come to /hoc/
>not a single picture or joke of the lear jet crash today
boring genny
dead genny
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It's a big mouth you have Wilson.
Too bad you can't actually score.
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>>158457578
>he's alright
Oh cool, another middle 6 forward
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>wilson chimping out
jej
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rags wearing heated rivalry jerseys
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>>158457734
They didn't fly so good
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>>158457734
It's not funny to kick someone who's already on the ground, fuckface.
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>>158457792
they should trade for a goalie
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*scores*
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holy fuck mcdavid did it to the rags again KWAB
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>>158457734
It's not a good day for jets everywhere
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>rags
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>GAA: 78.26
Is that good?
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>>158457718
>>158457829
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>>158457887
It's below average at best
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Almost forgot the ENG.
*scores*
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>have 5 days off
>give up a goal 60 seconds in
>rags
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*turns the puck magnets on*
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19:35
D. Yurov 5 (Assists: D. Spacek 1, B. Brink 7)
MIN
MIN
41
19:02
K. Kaprizov 15 (empty net) (Assists: M. Boldy 8, J. Eriksson Ek 9)
MIN
MIN
31
17:37
M. Shabanov 5 (power-play) (Assists: J. Eriksson Ek 8)
A very Russian third period.
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>rags
>>
remember to put razors in your kids halloween candy before you let them eat it
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BREAKING NEWS KRAKENS TRADE SHANE WRIGHT TO NASHVILLLE
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*throws a piss bomb at you*
>>
A lot of miserable teams this season.
>>
zibanajed and miller just can't keep up anymore. I love to see it.
>>
its cold in the morning. i had to defrost my car. where is the super el nino?
>>
How short is that one ref/linesman? 5 even?
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>>158458124
it just needs more time bro
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>>158458124
el nino went to the yzerman school of happenings
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i hope NNN keeps all you gooners away
>>
>>
>>158458124
It was 20 degrees today
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>>158458005
FFS I switched to Oilers with 1 min left and missed all that! Wild is not so shabby after all
>>
I've made like 10 posts about rags/oilers and no responses, guess no one else is watching it. i'm just gonna go.
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>>158458278
I'm watching it bro
>>
kaprizov is the most overrated "superstar" in the league
>>
Should Mcdavid become a motor bike mechanic?
>>
what a dive
>>
>>158458301
he will have 50 goals in 50 goals this season. mcdavid only has one 50 goal season lmao
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>>158458278
i was on the phone with my parents. They're all well.
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>makes ya seethe
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Madison Square Garden more like Madison Snoozefest Garden
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>>158458278
>your main goalie skips the season so you skip it too
Nothing else can be said about rags.
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>>158458336
>makes ya groove
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>>158458287
>>158458330
>>158458356
You are replying to, that guy left
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>>158458382
He's just going for some cigarettes. He'll be back any time now.
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>lets go racists
>lets go racists
NY fans really are another breed
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>>158458124
it only rained like 3 days in october
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Man, flyers heem'd the prooots.
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>>158458382
Any talk as a self-talk really.
>>
everyone's talking about matt tomkins
>>
rags can't make a pass
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>>158458483
Really? I heard everybodys wang chung tonight.
>>
>>158458483
Matthew Tomkins (born June 19, 1994) is a Canadian professional ice hockey goaltender for the Bakersfield Condors of the American Hockey League (AHL) while under contract to the Edmonton Oilers of the National Hockey League (NHL).[1]
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hands off prooohmos they will always be /hoc/s clubbies
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For me it's Snapple Lemonade Ice Tea
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>>158458071
the preds are retards
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>>158458382
If only it were that easy to make chambers shut the fuck up
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>We're gonna be totally fine without HellebyuOH SHI-
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The Rangers should have just tried to trade for Hellebuyck and cross the bridge of Shesterkin returning when you get there. This team has bottomed out since his injury.
>>
If I knew my kid would be out of school this long after the shooting at their school I wish I would’ve just bought tickets to a game and taken a family trip out of state.
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>>158458702
>retard retard retard retard
Why does the plane keep saying my name?
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>>158458702
it should've been trb on that jet
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>>158458702
wtf? how/why does a plane/pilot do this?
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>>158458705
lmao ok
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>>158458764
listerine
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>>158458702
giwtwm
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>>158458704
I agree. The Garand experiment was fun for a while, but he sucks now.
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>>158458705
this gimmick is over with me
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>>158458552
remember the snapple lady?
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wish i didn't listen to that audio recording on the jet crash, bros
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>>158458778
gingivitis is that essential to aerodynamics?
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>>158458796
same, I'll never trust a female pilot again.
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>>158458764
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>>158458764
Female pilot. They tend to overly rely on autopilot which is a horrible practice if you’re not a seasoned commercial pilot. It’s not like a car. Your plane wants to climb climb climb and if you’re not making or don’t know how to make those constant trim adjustments you’ll strain and stall the engine.
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>>158458705
>i know you just saw your friends brains get splattered all over the school hallway so why dont you pack your bags so we can go to disneyland
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>>158458796
Sorry, bro. Hope the hockey takes your mind off it.
>>
Skinner letting in goals. Jarry getting shutouts. looks like the Oilers won this trade
>>
>>158458702
Imagine if this was the Panthers' charter
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>>158458775
>>158458793
>>158458817
Very insensitive unsupportive general
>>
Not a single phase of the game is positive the last 5 games.

Goaltending? Meh at best and dreadful at worst.

Defense? What the fuck happened to the 5 man connected units the first 5 games? The gaps suck our D are always flat footed and the forwards provide no pressure.

Power play? Let's decline the power play at this point.

Forwards? Outside of Laf's year and Kartye playing like a waiver steal I have nothing positive to say. Miller and Mika need to be PPG+ guys and beasts in all 3 zones every game and they haven't been consistent enough.

I think its safe to say the vibes from last year are back in their heads and honestly dont know how they can fix it. The team was built like a house of cards with igor holding it together.
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>>158458796
why
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>>158458846
how many fucking times do you need to be told this isn't your social support group. this is fucking 4chan.
>>
>>158458846
wtf i said i liked it
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>>158458705
i'm too american to know which school shooting you're referring to
>>
>>158458796
>>158458807
I've been on this website way too long, because that shit was tame. I even listened to it a second time because of how many people are acting like it was the worst thing they have heard.
>>
>>158458847
the rags played so bad last year that the fans actually thought that playing basic defence during the first 5 games of the regular season meant the team was good again. those people are insufferable.
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the tranny with kitties derangement syndrome is back
>>
>rags
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>>158458871
That is to say, I listened to it a second time to see what I missed, and I hadn't missed anything
>>
>>158458816
But that crash looks like some catastrophic failure? Like straight nose down, bro. But I guess, as you say, stall the engines and plane go straight down
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>>158458871
is she screaming and crying the whole time or something?
>>
my sister got two kittens yesterday :3
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>>158458871
i've been here since 2006, glad i never lost my empathy
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>>158458871
normies aren't evening mentioning how badly the female pilot was losing her shit and not even attempting to do anything about the situation.
>>
remember wojtek wolski
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>>158458901
and you're not posting pics???
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>>158458901
Buying cats = low iq
>>
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>>158458901
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>>158458895
Looks like the tail fins sheered off when she tried to pull up, and there was nothing she could have done.
>>158458900
She does get some information to the tower across, but yes.
>>
>>158458909
I have empathy, just not for the people who treat this anonymous hockey thread as a social outlet and therapist.
>>
>>158458943
>She does get some information to the tower across, but yes.
link?
>>
>>158458948
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/2116997213305880627
>>
Keks will fail on this redzone drive and they will be booed.
>>
>>158458944
they should be talking to chatgpt for their therapy shit or their playing of injustuice
>>
>mellow Sunday morning
>Out running errands
>Finish up and go to make a turn onto the street to go home
>Get BTFO by a jet falling out of the sky
what the fuck bros
>>
>>158458930
ur brown
>>
oh we're a football thread now
>>
Preds are contenders now
>>
>>158459009
If the NY Jets played against the Winnipeg Jets, who would crash harder?
>>
>>158459002
holy moly
>>
>>158459002
Pretty tame. I still do not understand how they crashed like that.
>>
>>158459009
we're apparently also a wrestling thread and a blogging thread and a gif spam thread. /hoc/ has an identity crisis
>>
>>158459020
There's so many not-so-great teams in the league that almost everyone can be a contender at this point.
>>
>>158459076
that was the point of the salary cap in the first place
>>
>>158459075
*rko's you outta nowhere*
>>
>>158459002
jesus...women pilots. i tell ya. bet she was DEI too.
>>
>>158459002
Wonder what Mover & Gonky will have to say about this one.
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>>158458871
It’s a 1:1 last transmission with TNflygirl the YouTuber Benz head who got herself and her dad killed. People don’t understand that if you have a plane and money and time you WILL get a pilots license all you have to do is shop around until you find the the right college age instructor who doesn’t know any better to sign off bonus points if you’re a female and they’re into you.
>>
>>158458995
>t. Cat retard
>>
>>158459075
I was cutting sick promos today in the grocery store
>You're ask where's the beef?
>I'M BUYING DOUBLE!
>>
>>158459002
why does the dash cam sound like a jeet?
>>
>>158459002
>watch a video of the aftermath
>no white people walking by
Literal third world
>>
>>158459002
was this one of two citation type planes or military or what?
>>
>>158459067
horizontal stabilizer is gone
>>
>>158459162
It was in Florida. The only white people in Florida are retirees looking to die there.
>>
>>158459032
they're both awful at drafting
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>>158459169
I don't understand your question, but it was a Learjet 60.
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>>158459014
>>158459014
>>158459014
>>158459014
>>158459014
new
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>>158459197
that's what i meant, yeah. citation is a another kind. i don't know the terms, dude.
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>>158459171
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>>158459206
nice cric post
>510
deserved
>>
>rags
>>
[good news]
quebec lost and the mooseheads won
>>
never flying on a plane again bros
>>
SEE THE TITS ON CHURCH OF MCJESUS
JESUS CHRIST
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>>158459263
This is what THEY want!
>>
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gary should let connor win one
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>>158459263
Just walk out if the pilot is a woman or sounds drunk.
>>
ive cooked 5 times this week wont cook next
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>>158459340
>trusting a sober pilot
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>>158459395
just get some pizza pops
>>
Say his name and he appears
I believe in 36 Chambers
>>
>>158458868
Silver Rail. The only recent one
>>
more like 36 Gaymbers
>>
....yes!....
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Me and the boys deciding which fans it would be funnier to piss off.
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Nice shutout streak, you have there. Shame if uhh something happened to it....
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>>158459505
>No...a chili sauce with basil
>Right, I'll give it a try
>>
>531
newfags, ill get this genny fully tranified by february
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/hoc/ is dead bro
>>
>>158459129
holy dimesola
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>>158459662
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>>158459662
i wonder what killed it
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>>158459822
>>158459822
>>158459822
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