Irrelevant game editionWho will choke more?
>>158447191Anime
My Texans would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>Who will choke more?Who is more cursed?
>today's snoozefest is sponsored by high end Chardonay. Please sip responsibly https://youtu.be/VFfDLUL1ttg?si=d8nfZZiuhz8-wmG_
kek
ded ass thread
>>158447511dead ass team. GOTI my ass, they have 1 1/2 good receivers and a qb that gets empty calories.
This is the most retarded coaching staff in NFL history wtf are they doing.
why so dead?
>dude what if our quarterback just spammed one wide receiver for an entire game>dude what if our defense played like it has 9 men on the field
>>158447802Too much candy
oh my goodness
FOOOOMBLE
That's the ugliest TD
lol
BAU BAU!!
The Cardinals are poop from a butt.
>>158447666>tfw I got Cowboys Defense, Lamb and Williams on Fantasy
why the fuck is there thread so dead?
Why are the Cardinals just always bad
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
>>158449012Did anyone have any expectations for the past two years?
The bootyblast has started...all according to plan
>>158449012Owner isn't serious enough
This is the worst game thread in the history of /sp/
This game should've been flexed the the Hallmark Channel lmfao
Arizona Cardinals select Darian Mensah, Quarterback, University of Miami Florida.
>almost half time >27 postslarge market team my ass
>>158449463All in my ass
Put in Carson fucking Beck.We literally have nothing to lose.
Berds
Cowboys D prolly looks good on paper these last 2 games but they're still giving receivers gaping holes.
This thread is more hopeless than Jeremiah Love's ankles
I was rooting for you birds, stop letting my division rival have an easy game >:(
>>158450276Like this bussy?
>>158450304This bussy is hopeless
>>158449995after seeing these plays i feel bad for giving the sheagles so much shit
Soiboyz finally found their level lol
this is amazing lmao
>kicker is named ANGERnice
GARDNERMINSHEWIIARE YOU FUCKING MEERASE THIS EMBARRASSMENT OF A FUCKING TEAM.
>Defense almost goes 3 whole quarters only allowing 3 pts>Offense can't stop sucking themselves off and not doing shitCowboys might lose this game.
nice refball
>>158451674that was blatant pi
>>158451718your bussy is blatant pi
>>158451735>bussyGo back to redddit.
HONK HONK
>>158448940Cardinals are ass. Cowgirls are ass. Neither team is hilariously ass or even interestingly ass, just disappointing ass teams. Not worth wasting time watching either of these teams.
>>158451845
LET'S GO MINSHEW
ALGIER!!!!
>2 hours 20 minutes>51 replieswowAmerica's team, huh
It's been a long time since I've seen a thread this dead.
>50 posts and the game is almost overDid every Cowboysfag get banned or something?
A red zone TD.Lmao. When's the last time that happened?
>huff oxygen>get touchdowns
>cardinals are going to lose because of chimping out
If Dallas loses this game, they need to absolutely clean house. All coaches out within 24 hours
Eat the clock and kick a field goal. BAU BAU!
Nice try, Tardinals.
THIS IS SCRIPTED
>lose the game because one player acts like an ape
BRO HOW ARE YOU GONNA RUN DIRECTLY INTO THE GOALPOST?!legit retard moment
>raiders jets had double the posts
get the stretcher you retards
>>158453297qb problem
Did Minshew kill him?
>>158452256Half don't speak English, and almost none can spell.
>>158453311Californians and New Yorkers aren't afraid to post about their shit teams, Texans are faggot pussies that all disappear from 4chan when they aren't winning and things aren't going well
>>158453732If they didn't post about shit teams, they'd never post at all
>Cowboys are in a dead heat with the Cardinals>Cowboys barely beat the Eagles practice Squad last week and only "sealed" the game with 2 minutes to go in the 4th quarterJust wipe this Cowboys team clean and start over.
time for minshew magic
>>158453874They really should. This core peaked 4 years ago, let it go Jerruh.
Everyone is better than Gardner Minshew until it's time to be better than Gardner Minshew
kek Cowboys
LMAOOOOO
LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jerry just shat his diapers LMAOOOOOOOOO
Dallas Lolbois lololol
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
I got bonus coverage just to see Minshew Mania tie the game, crazy
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO COWGIRLS
>Dem SoysAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK
>Dem Sois
>pro kickers
STOPMAKINGMEWATCHCOWBOYGAMESTHIS TEAM SUCKS
holy shit also minshew killed that guy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO COWSISSIES
NFL kickers
>NFL kickersHow much did Jerry pay that guy to miss?
I'm shitting and pissing right now
This shit is scripted
KWAB
I bet he was a >college kicker at some point
absolute cinema
>NFL KICKERS????????????
DOINK!
MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME
>He missedWHATTTTTTTTTMEME GAMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>bird teams
Maybe Dallas should get more crackheads and debutantes to spice things up.
berds
The absolute fucking state of kickers
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Gayland
no fucking way.this shit is scripted as fuck
NINJA
HO HOL UPHO HOL UP
NINJA WAS RIGHT
FIRST MISS IN 20 YEARS
Hail Mary time
Cardinals going for the "make Jerry finally have a stroke" angle I see
>>158454191>Dallas>Sallad
>dick shitcock
>>158451530Knew it.
>take a piss>come back>somehow there was a TD and a failed kick
This shit is so scripted
Extra Football
So that kicker 100% is in gambling debt right?
Hope he commits suicide tonight
which team is sucking in this game???
>Stoppable force vs moveable object
I cannot respect a team that wants to go to OT
First miss in two years, what the fuck
This is a moral loss for both teams regardless of who actually wins it now. Cardinals should have won this game, but their kicker fucked it up. Dallas shouldn't even be having a game with the Cardinals and they are struggling to beat them to the point where they need to go to OT.Both teams are officially shit teams and neither is going to the Superbowl.
free footballlike winning the lottery
>>158454311Yes.
>>158454378oh...
maybe we underestimate how hard kicking is.
Cant believe the Giants are genuinely the most competent team in the division
>read earlier that the cardinals seem to mysteriously do good at dallas>eh whatever>lions/vikings game ends>come back>game tying driveWhy do the cowboys (and steelers) refuse to rebuild and torture their fans with seasons like this?
Call me medium wayne
START COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL>START COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILLSTART COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL>START COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILLSTART COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL>START COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILLSTART COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL>START COWBOYSMAXXING IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sure the kicker fucked up, but he's overall very good meanwhile the QB situation for the first 3 quarters was this shit>the absolute state of brissett
>>158454427>JJ McCarthyIt's not going to last
>>158454450You team is 3-4
WE ALMOST GONNA WIN DA OWL
aubrey missed that 62 yard field goal this is his fault
>>158454337This shit is so scripted
I would have caught that
>>158454478we are still america's team
>>158454565you lost 3-0 in povertyball to us paco
>>158454565.Mexican America's teamTwo shit teams. I poopy on this OT
>>158454618>schizo babble
>>158454565india's team saar
The xp miss hurt my soul
>sack sackscott
Oh please end in a tie
SACK PICKSIX
Goodness gracious Cowboys are shit.
>over timescott >playfor tiescott
I just checked and these teams still suck
TIE bros how we feeling
cards will take this home i've never seen them lock in like thisminshew is drew locke tier
>>158454746DELETE THIS
IT'S OVER
>Cowboys are about to be below the Cardinals in the NFC
>cowsois will lose to the Tardinals
HOL UP WE DEM SOIS
WE.
HEEM EVERYONEEVEN YOURSELF
DEM.
My QB would lose to both of these shit teams
>Giants fango you big dumb birds!
ninjabros are we ready?
LOOOOL
REDEEMED
>Cowgroids
>the Giants are gonna make the playoffs with JJ
Berds win
*wins in dallas*
>cowgirls
>cowsois
kek Cowgays
SAAR IS REDEEMED!!
Holy shit, DallASS.WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD
congrats birb frens!!!!!!
>>158454920Nine is a good QB
H H H HOL UP HOL UPWE DEM SØYS
>Dallass
Wasn't this like a three score game or some shit at some point? Fucking hell.
Ahahaha how the fuck do you lose to the Berds? Jerreh "No Dick" Jones in shambles.
jerry gonna have ACK pisscot picking cotton for these embarrassments.
imagine losing to the cards
dem sonions
>>158454901STILL ON TOP OF THE NFC EAST, BABY
>>158454959>>158454970Minshew is elite
Skip status?
I don't think the cowgirl are making the playoffs
Aahahhahahhahahhahhaha oh boy HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS
Super Bowl hangover for the Cowboys. Tough to expect them to play their best after their parade on Wednesday.
I am beside myself.We won our super bowl
>>158454998> I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH A VIDEO.via X
Scooter said when the season started that the cowboys were superbowl bound
jerry jones fired jimmy johnson, who is a confirmed lizard people, and his team has been cursed ever since
Are you still Dem Soiboyz?
>lenig nigson placed on injured reserve, out indefinitely with broken R handWhelp there goes all his trade value
WELL WELL WELL
weDemSOYZ
>this thread was completely dead until the last 5 minutes
>>158455370
>>158455334I don't understandWhy doesn't he just manage the team better?
>>158455334This is it. This is why I want cowboys to lose. Just to see the crash out from Jerry.
>>158455108Yea not many people know this
>watching game>Leave during 3rd quarter to cut grass>shower>eat>vidya with friends>"let me see how close that game was"NYG STILL ON TOP. I LOVE YOU BIRDS