>>158449982Anime and kangz
the hard count works for detroit because people know they go for it on 4thit doesn't for other teams because they don't
>Defend the Denver in the end zone>in Detroit???
We will be okay
>>158449789i disagree, take this from someone who grows many things including potatoes at the cottage
>>158449999checked
penis sewer
NICE CLOCK MANAGEMENT DAN YOU FUCKING RETARD
My lions are hot ass
>>158449982>*raises your crime statistics*
Playing for a fg. FAGS thats not the wions i grew up with(these last 4 years)
why are the Detroit Lions in blackface?Shouldnt the Panthers get up in arms about this...
>>158450043wow they have 4 downs here, and 4 seconds
Mig
lions would play better if they had their silver uniforms
Streaming games for good anons. Voice open.dot gg/aDBbz6wP
>>158450054Why didn't they throw a flag here like they threw a flag on the texans for doing this to mutthomes in the playoffs a few years ago?
>icing the kicker in the 1st halfDoes that work?
The Tits were beating the Bungles without the guy the Bears just paid two firsts for.>Dum Cantspell clock managementWhat a fucking meme of a coach.
bro wtf, these lions ain't suppossed to win bro. I bet my rent money on the Kingz and bought weed with my savings. Bro this ain't cool. Save me Kangz
Goff is the most overrated QB ever. If you can't get the ball out fast against the blitz then you aren't really elite.
6 7
>Romo goes but Brady staysWorst timeline
>>158450072nice wheels fren drive safe
Always nice to see the cryions cryin
There aren’t even lions in Detroit like wtf
>>1584501117 6 actually
>>158450091No. Its been studied
>>158450098there is not a single team who has been able to best their blitz thoughbeit
>playing green day in 2026kek, what a faggot-ass stadium.
>>158450120Wasn't fords logo a lion at some point
Put Wince in the 2nd
>>158450120There is a zoo with lions thoughbeit. Is there a zoo with vikings in minnesota? Think not
>>158450120Multiple cougars have been sighted in Michigan so it could happen
>>158450136Brady would shit on this Vikings defense
>>158450180>Multiple cougarsThis is a 8/10 "Cougar" in Michigan, btw.
>>158450179Des Moines has lions in their zoo. I imagine Minnesota has a lion somewhere.
>>158450227Would
>>158450098Goff is a statue QB who needs protection to be at his best. He's toast if you can consistently get him off of his spot.
>>158450180Has the dnr publicly admitted it yet? We had tracks of one 15 years ago and got it verified
seriously, who thought it was a good idea to put the Lions logo in black face and dress them up as the Panthers?
>>158450120are there actually real vikings in Somalia?
Campbell is the lowest IQ coach I have ever seen. Imagine having all this talent and still being mediocre. He truly was a Ben Johnson babby.
HTFT
>>158450227I can't take the accent.
>>158450265Vikings went extinct ingredients the 900s
>>158450265This you?
>>158450269why can't ben johnson beat him then?also benny got exposed hard, he can't win without gayleb kek
>>158450258Whoever promotes jersey sales for the NFL.
>>158450280How do you autocorrect "in" to "ingredients"? Should I switch to iPhone?
>>158450295>september 2025
>>158450265There's Vikings Conference champs merch in Somalia
who /beerdrinkin/ here?I'm on my 4th brewski
>>158450249Every starting QB can make passes when they get protection that Goff gets and have the receivers he has. The Lions O line literally has the highest PFF in the league.
>>158450314It just means you're hungry
>>1584503273 max for today. But they are like 7% each
Just got home, how was the flow of the first half?
>>158450337watch the games you stupid stattyboy faggot
>>158450327What you sipping on brewdog?
>>158450352typical Vikings 2026
>>158450352goofy
>>158450314Purposely make grammar erros so ai cannot make a model to copy how you communicate
>>158450352blitz and spaghetti
>>158450352gross
>>158450369It's SI
>>158450327I bought a 2L yesterday
>>158450357I do watch the games, that's why I think Goff sucks. He gets sacked or almost throws an interception when he experiences the slighest discomfort.
Can’t wait until the definitive end of game moment and the posts that followGOOF
>>158450352It's another typical sicko game for the Vikings
>>158450321when ben johnson was the coach of the bears, who have gone 0-2 against the lions under him.
>>158450314you can edit that. I grabbed my friend's phone one party night and changed the word yes to be autocorrected to fag
>>158450405That's exactly why I can't rate him amongst the best QBs. He's just outside of that tier because he's limited.
>>158450369imagine thinking this works kek
the chevy heartbeat add is very irritating
two soi fanbases
>>158450392That's fucking stupid
Anyone else get that fat bitch eating ranch dressing for office commercial?
Tom the GOAT is relentlessly handsome
I think women are cute, just not the black ones
>>158450462Unironically 100% true
>>158450490Well, he has had a lot of plastic surgery.
10pm and already getting sleepy must focus
Please make the first down line more visible when it's on a white line thanks
>>158450541just give yourself a good smack in the nads, wake you right up
>>158450541Thankfully there is almost no chance this goes to OT
>>158450541I can only imagine the pain of being a Euro watching 8pm EST games.
>>158450570>>158450575i am trying to stay up until broncos chiefs half-time and see chiefs get bo nix'd
>>158450541One of these teams will choke in the first round of the playoffs and the other won't make them. Go to sleep, you're missing nothing important.
>>158450496
>>158450541Make a late night snack fren
>>158450575Lions get a td + extra point and vikings are held to 2 fgs
>>158450600based, godspeed finnbro
>>158450361just some normal budweisers today. nothing special
>>158450631Do neckbeard Detoilet fatasses really
DOIK
>>158450631>blue moonmy absolute brother
DOINK
ninja.jpeg
>>158450640DOINK makes this less likely
Ninja found dead
>>158450620no>>158450631i snacked some of my girl's dark chocolate toblerone hehe
HOLY DOOOOINKLots of drinks lately. I'm starting to believe the magnet theory
GET FUCKED MICHIFAGS
D-D-D-DOINK
DOINK!
>>158450631>>158450680What's it taste like?
Dong!
Does anyone else like to rub their finger underneath the head of their penis and smell it?
>>158450717I always go with "a fruity pebbles flavor" when people ask
>>158450696Then enjoy the game, anon. Should be a good one.
GIMME THEM OG HOT WANGZ
>>158450754Sounds good
bc loins would defeat the detoilet lions
I hate this qb
You gotta throw that away money man
>>158450769wangs
My Saints really got their asses kicked by this shitty ass Vikings offense. Everyday I get more and more evidence that Kellen Moore won't be a good head coach.
Kyker might be worse than Drake Lindsey
put wentz on
christ
>reading other scores>Daniel Jones QB (IND) threw a 92 yard pick 6 INTbruh
WORTHLESS QUARTERBACK HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Minnesota has NO offense, holy shit. Imagine getting raped by the Lions defense.
You guys want a Rit? I only have one
Vikings are getting a taste of their own medicine with these blitzes lel
vikings need 9 back
Le Quarterback whisperer (he whispers to them to leave to go be good somewhere else)
>>158450853>0-35 against the jaggieswoof
>>158450879i just wanna bite, you can have the rest
>>158450853Is JT sure he wants to stay in Indy?
would trading for Kirk Cousins back even be a bad idea at this point
We need to ban leaf mowers man I’m going to end up killing some people
Why are the people in charge of the Vikes offense so dead set on having Murray be #1?
>>158450853kek, reading these drives is crazy. Every TD drive is the entire field, 98 yards, 50 yards 72 yards. They're just losing to the better team in Jacksonville
Anyone have the Joe Buck Luftwaffe "BLITZ COMING" edit? I can never find it in all of my files I have.
How is such an inept offense tolerable? Being almost entirely incapable of any kind of success, even if it's fleeting, should be impossible at the NFL level. The Kangz should be firing everyone involved in planning their offensive gameplan
>>158451074(((mobile QB))). They do what Zygi tells them, and murray jerseys are big with the blacks in Minneapolis/St. Paul.
lions got their wheels on i've got a bad feling about this
>>158451093KOC owes his job to Flores for the moment, if they had even just an above average defense they'd more than likely be 1-5 at best and there would be be serious conversations about firing him midseason
>>158451093Vikings are so used to bad offense that they might not make a change until it's too late
How the fuck did that work
Hahahahahaha
The fuck was that
>>158451074sunk cost fallacy
>>158451132Just takes 1 goof moment.
6-1
tell me more about his wes phillips and his schemes
MY GIRDY LOINS
We canadian football now
Gibbs is so fucking good bros
Gibbs is better than Barry.
GIBBS ME DAT
>>158451123>murray jerseys are big with the blacks in Minneapolis/St. PaulSimply not true, I've seen them sitting on shelves all yearJJ is the most popular by quite a bitI've seen more people wearing Reichard jerseys than Murray ones
i'm sick of everyone doing the ball spin trick
Why does Detroit have male cheerleaders at their endzones?
Vikingsisters? How do we answer?
goof throwing blocks near the endzone that's my qb
elite 2 point play attempt
>>158451132i knew it...
Nice run
>2 point conversionDanny got too cute
Sicko game, the nfc north is kino
Finally Jesus. Try taking that one back faggot refs
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Kangbros?
>>158451221for you, you big silly goose
>>158451209I know. I made that up, silly goose. Chill out.
Game over. Kyler is so fucking bad that it's over.
Amazing play call to go for 2
JJ sends his regards
>>158451268eyes off paco
>>158451221It's called the bussy zone
>>158451274Can't wait for KOC excuses tomorrow at the presser
>>158451260
>>158451303Kyler just needs to get comfy. Week 8 btw
that's it, i'm offering myself to bengals for burrow and a first. anything for my vikies
Touchdown Lions!
>>158451269>>158451271silly goose meta
>>158451335He just needs more Time
>>158451266Don't tempt >us.
>>158451338lionies got ya bubblin' lmao
>>158451338you should sacrifice your meaty loins to Odin, anon. it's for the GREATER GOOD
Will Fries needs to go man
The reffies are fucking on me mang
>>158451416it's murray...>>158451417that would take at least three first rounders
>there's a flagbut of course there is. Why aren't the cryions fans booing the reffies for that one?
>>158451436wow
>>158451436That was a controversial TGIF back when that episode aired
Just kick the extra point meat head. It's a low scoring game, going up 2 field goal is fine, especially if that's the retarded 2pt play you're going to run
Not so fast
Which offense is worse, Gophies or Vikies?
Surprised WE got the first down here.
At least he got rid of it this time
Recovering from my bottom surgery with ice cream, vicodin, and football.
Kyler, I understand how you never won anything in Arizona
I can't wait for Abdul El-Sayed to be our next Senator, Lions bros!
Did I just hear Cover 2?
vikings fight for finnish anon
>>158451547What flavor ice cream
Was that dudes name yurosex lmao
he just needed more time
reffies switched sides at halftime
>>158451558Inshallah
what a catch
>>158451558He's cool, I hope he wins
>>158451566We have better muslim lawmakers in Michigan than you do.
>>158451587>WAAAHHHH WAHHHHH WAHHHHHGuess if you hear this much from the cryions fans you just appease them so the shut the fuck up.
minnesota>defense = 100/100>offense = 57/100detroit>defense = 72/100>offense = 98/100according to my autismic calculations the lions win this battle**not calculating team reffies
Based Hock catch.
This is the GOW?
that was almost overthrown too goddamn it kyler
...was that a throw or a spike
>>158451669Thankfully hockenson is 6'7
>>158451558I don't live in that shit hole anymore, not my problem
Gotta put Wentz in
>hutch
Mason > Gibbs
>>158451726why did this playing with balls dance catch on
What buzzwords does KOC use in his post-game about Kyler and the Offense?
Nice play call KOC you fucking bum
>>158451713I mean Senators across the country impact you...
>>158451686How are you 2 minutes ahead of me.
>>158451697based Hockenson
4th quarter time
How the fuck are Vikings undefeated?
>>158451793Antenna chads are always ahead of the stream plebs
>>158451771>persistence>perseverence>jersey mike's>cohesion>executingi cant watch them anymore
>>158451793I have cable that runs through my internet now or something like that and all of my shit is now 1-1.5 minutes behind yahoo or espn gamecasts.
lion's retarded 2pt attempt set them up to lose to 2 field goals
>>158451810They have yet to be defeated.
Dead kitty :(
Literally every single political ad has been "DEY SIDE WIF TRUMP! But this fat woman/bald cuck will reprotect your reproductive rights."
>heem
Wait, 2 lions are crying on the ground hurt right now?
>>158451780>Whether it's Douchebag A or Douchebag B, it affects you!I guess, but not really
>>158451844I used to do this when I was a poor.>>158451855Im on hulu live
BRING OUT THE CART
ded cryuuioons playerkwab. good. hope there are more before the game ends.
>>158451907makes sense desu
>>158451558I can't wait either. It'll be the Franz of the Democratic party.
Did both Rolder and Campbell die on that play????
that f1 ad reminded me to switch to the race kek
>>158451936fatherless post tbqhwyf
>lol just turn your $80 date night into a $8,000 5-day cruiseWut?
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
>>158451939On planet retard appealing to retardonians. Of which there are many in the smoking crater states I guess.
>>158451963They won't replay out of respect for their families
>>158451936we are better than kitties fanbase dude we dont cheer for dead players
>black qbs
>>158451921Me owning an antenna doesn't make me too poor to pay for shitty streaming services if I wanted
oh he's dead dead
campbell being dead is not ideal
>>158451993>>158451963It's fucking over.
>He's still thereIS HE DEAD?
another self heem
wtf is he dead
The lions seem to be breaking each other's kneecaps more than their opponent's
who died?
Steak fries or tater tots? Not forever, just for this meal.
Watch them cancel this game so that patrick mahomes and the chiefs get a free ride to the 1st round bye again.
This guy got Spielman'd didn't he
>>158451992ok
maybe it cut his artery in the arm
>>158452038Ryback
>>158451979it's easier for government spooks(aliens) to abduct people on the open ocean
What does a person need to do to get that kinda medical attention fall from the rafters??
that replay didn't seem to bad, i missed something
>>158451907Well gas is like $5 a gallon due to Trump and we're still sitting here talking about fucking trannies in bathrooms and muslim terrorists.
It's one thing to get severely injured, but it just seems retarded if its from your own teammate
>>158452059tater steaks
>>158451998Vikings fans irl are pretty nice but you guys have one of the scummiest fan bases on the internet
>tight end colon cancer commercialok, that was funny. Not sure about the Enya usage though.
What should I order bros?
>>158452099Steak tots it is
If the Vikings don’t fire/trade O’Connell and keep Flores they’re gonna be in the dumpster next season, O’Connell doesn’t know wtf he’s doing
The Loins killed each other?
>>158452088looks like he's paralysed in the lower body
>Still theremy man snapped his spine
what even happened to campbell? just looked like he tackled somebody
>>158452126need also a new OC but who can vikies get?
>>158451918Douchebag a: dear boomers we will end property taxes and god bless israelDouchebag b: unlimited gibs and ethnic grievances and fuck IsraelI've never seen a gayer election.
Is this the second time this game a Lions player heemed his own teammate?
what happens if he actually dieddo they cancel the game?
>>158452115>>158452099
how long does it take to move a body off the field? are we suppose to start singing amazing grace for the funeral?
>>158452141Kinda looks like he coulda snapped his neck
>his legs stopped movingHOLY FUCKING SHIT
.....damn that sucks...but the vikings are still gonna go for it on 4th down, right?
Damn looks like his neck or spine got fucked up
This potentially life altering injury is brought to you by taco bell
>>158452088It’s spinal. He hit his head awkwardly against the player in the tackle
Campbell ded?
Lions defense dying on the field and it still won't matter much because Vikes offense is THAT BAD
>Hockenson deadHow do Lions fans feel about this?
He's not playing ever again.
Where is the webm it never seemed that bad live.
there's 4 tv timeouts for this injuryguy better be paralyzed
>>158452167jesus
What the fuck is even going on? They've run one play in like 15 minutes
STOP THE GAMEVIKINGS STILL UNDEFEATEDLETS GOOOOO
>a serious situation here at ford field>THE NEW CRISPY CHICKEN CRUCH WRAP SLIDER IS BACK
>>158452158Oh yeah 100%
>>158452158They would have wanted the game to go on, so it shall.
>>158452179HIDDEN VALLEY DIABLO RANCH
>>158452179kek
>lions' season ends because of injuriesWelp it's not uncommon in this league. Still gonna watch all the games
The crispy chicken crunchwrap slider is back at Taco Bell!
>>158452181thpinal*
this nigga is limp dead
>>158452150wonnum branch and now campbell
>get your ass kissed all through high school, college and as a pro>make millions in contact sport>get hurt>have gtd pension and the best healthcare money can buy>OHHHH NOOOO HOW SAD! BE SAD ABOUT THIS.scrape him off the field, we got a game to play!
>>158452176looks like spine to me, fuck...
>>158452197>The average Viqueers fan
>>158452161How fucking old are you? We had this exact scenario like 3 years ago and they cancelled the game
you know it’s bad when they don’t even play the injury jingle
>>158452192how many ad breaks was it when damar hamlin died a few years ago, anyone remember?
Reminds me of Johnny Knox, his back folded, this is scary
>>158451397Nice toes
>zoomers crying and signaling like faggots because someone hit someone in a football gameThis would have made the Greatest Hits top 10 on ESPN on Monday back in my day, you virtue signaling pussies.t. Gen X Chad
>on the backboardOh god poor guy
>>158452074just feed him more
Rub some dirt on it
Why do Americans clap when people break their necks?
>>158452235Just cut out that piece of turf and drag him away
>>158452265I only watch indycar 2bh
I thought you only clapped if he moved lmao
>waaahhh wahh! Why aren't you guys so sad about this millionaire athlete that doesn't even know any of you existFucking cry more. It's football. Shit happens.
>>158452230reddit is next door bud
>all these commercials The jew loves the severe injury
>>158452244It was more than that.
This injury leaving this player paralyzed for life is brought to by TACO BELL MOTHERFUCKERS YEEEAAAHHHHHHH
Triple H still would have finished the game with that injury
>>158452179I got a Mike Morse law firm ad
>no thumbs upIt's over
>>158452265race is a slurper as usual
>crying like pussiesSave it for the sewing circle, homos.
Detoilets will be out there eating kneecaps nowIt’s over
>playing the 4th down gong after a guy gets stretchered outLOL
If he is paralyzed or dies is the NFL over?
>>158452265no kimi, no f1
>>1584522651. F1 is the most third world coded sport2. It's already rigged and over (anontelli won)3. no one cares about a car going faster than another car.
>>158452254You're so fucking cool
he's faking it, they just wanted a free giga-icing of the kicker
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Why did they play the undertaker bells as he left the field?
>>158452265if you're a flaming homosexual maybe
>>158452282>good job, you're not dead!
>>158452295>>158452301>>158452254performative edgelords are so weird, you don't have to prove yourself to anyone here
>>158452265Nobody watches that shit anymore man
>hutchinson sobbing like a bitchkek. what a faggot generation of football players. And great, now the reffies will cocksuck the cryions the rest of the game for "muhhhhh virtual signaling and muhhhh strength"
Kyler is not an NFL player
>>158452327No the team just gets an automatic post season slot
On a scale from Caleb Williams to Damar Hamlin, how bad was that injury?
>>158452301for me, it's the spine crunching chalupa supreme
Elon with unironically have this guy at 140% in 3 years and it will be debated whether neurolink should be legal in football
>>158452332Well, I have a home, a family, and touched pussy for the first time before 23. So I'm better than you, that's for damn sure.
>>158452265N-no thanks...
>>158452373many are saying this
>>158452282Charlie Kirk related
>”The defense is huddled up emotionally”Yeah it’s called praying fyi
>>158452348Campbell gonna reach up out of the turf and trip up Kyler Murray to win the game
>>158452389Ryan Shazier.
wheres the clip?
>>158452389doctor here.its hard to tell what happened but it looks like he jammed up his spine or somethin'
I wasn't paying attention, were the vikings not in fg position on that 4th down?
>>158452422we WILL NOT show the replay!>t. chris hanson on redzone.
pray this bussy
>>158452372What a complete performative faggot he was
>>158452422Nothing to see
>>158452417Please do not be antisemitic
>>158452422It doesn't look like anything
Anyone have a link to watch im poor
>>158452439You're not a doctor
The NFL is basically just becoming who is the healthiest come playoff time. These modern players are made of glass and get injured way more often than the past despite the game being softer than ever.
>>158452422it honestly didn't look that bad
>>158452389potentially paralyzed
My dad works at Ford Field. He just texted me that his heart stopped in the locker room and they defibrillated him but didn't work and he was pronounced dead on his way to the hospital
>>158452454It's called plug you antenna in
VAMOS MEUS LEÕES DE DETROIT !!!!
>>158452158A service member died after falling from the roof at a college football game earlier this season and they still played the game.
>>158452373He's got his (((union))) card
doctor here.its hard to tell what happened but it looks like he jammed up his spine or somethin'
>>158452467>post history full of dronepostingwtf man
>>158452467rip
>>158452474cfb built different
>>158452467>My dad works at Ford Field. He just texted me that his heart stopped in the locker room and they defibrillated him but didn't work and he was pronounced dead on his way to the hospitalwell shit. hate when that happens
VAI TOMAR NO CU JARED GOFF
>>158452467you'll get that on these big jobs
Ford Field security guard here. They just wheeled campbell into a room down the hall. I heard one gun shot and everyone but him left the room. Will report back when I get more info.
>>1584524741. It was pre-game2. It wasn’t a playerDon’t be retardedAre they going to cancel the game if there’s a fatal car crash outside of the stadium too? Stupid ass
>>158452486Bless you Dr.
>This death on the field is brought to you by The Cremation Society of Minnesota
>>158452498were you the guy from the TNF thread?
>>158452486phew.. sounds scary. thanks doc.
>>158452486Thank you doctor
>>158452486It was testicular cancer actuallyt. doc
>>158452474He wasn't pronounced dead at the scene so far as I can remember, pretty sure it was the next day at the hospital
>>158452486in english doc!
dominos is better than jets
>>158452457He isn't, but you know who is? Abdul El-Sayed. Vote for Abdul on Tuesday. Fuck the Vikings.
Doctor of science here, Jack Campbell astral projected into the sun and his soul experienced a heat induced melty
Puerto Rican that deals ketamine to an executive at Ford Field and I heard Campbell will be back next week.
>>158452520nope
>>158452537i dont believe you
>>158452555wow
What are the odds the dude was just knocked out cold?
Campbell is going to ru. Back onto the field just before the 2 min warning. NFL got too much engagement from that Packie running out the ambulance
>>158452541Is that the whole "no one dies at disney world" rule or something?
DOES JARED GOFF KNOW HE'S ALLOWED TO RUN WITH THE BALL ?
>>158452547absolutely insane take, reevaluate your life
The Lions need to fire their health and conditioning guy already holy fuck
>>158452541The ol' Disney playbook
>>158452467Sorry to hear that about your dad, but at least he can still text you in the afterlife.
>>158452581it's possible
JACK CAMPBELL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!
>>158452179>>158452179>This potentially life altering injury is brought to you by taco bellreminds me of the damar hamlin injury cutting to the WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER song commercial
What does Dr. Abdul El-Sayed say about this?
yes!!!!!!!
>>158452555Amon-ra...
UH oh kitties
>>158452602No, they need to stop smashing their heads into each others'
YEET
>>158452596>he hasn't had the Domino yetshiggy diggy
DRAGON
stop bullying the lions all their friends are dead!!
>>158452586it's the raschak's roughnecks rule
>>158452486yeah, if you look at the angle he's bent at near the end it does not look good
>>158452457The fuck he ain't.
D R A G O N
Ford Field wheelchair trainer here. We just wheeled campbell into a room down the hall and wouldn't you know it there was a rattlesnake right there where we were going to park him. Well luckily I loaded my Colt with snakeshot this morning and put the cur down. Will report back when I find out if there's enough left to make a wallet.
>>158452627TAKBIR!
Why does google say this game is suspended?
my vikies!
>defense kills themselves >proceed to lose
AHHHHHHHH FUCK I'VE DIED AND BEEN REINCARNATED AS A 4CHAN SHITPOSTER
KANGZ BACK ON TOPSKOL SKOL SKOL
I never want Podcaster talking shit about my hockey again
>no injury update yetyeah he might actually be dead
Wtf but what about the emotions Lionsbros?
That injury took the fight out of the panthers. Campbell cost his team the game.
TD HOCK
>>158452668*rico's roughnecks.
>>158452555>Jack Campbell astral projected into the sun and his soul experienced a heat induced meltyyou dont feel heat / cold when astral projecting, retard. physics and thermodynamics only affect the physical realm, not the astral realm
SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>158452702yeah but quinn isn't signing and detoilet are dogshit and the owner is killing the team
Big cock hock
Shitty cursed Loins unis
how the fuck do you let that happen
>>158452675I just passed out a little and my stream died, what happened why the game is suspended?
jfc the lions just gave up what the fuck
HOCKENSONOCKENSON
vikangz dropping a hot duece on detoilet
>completely uncovered receiver casually catching the ball
Damn, no matter the source, the betting apps are faster. They see the points before the play even starts
Just talked to Dr. Abdul El-Sayed and he said he's giving him an ankle wrap in return for his vote and he should be back out on the next defensive series
>>158452727You don’t astral project at all actually, since it doesn’t exist
>>158452693Has just been renewed for a second series, however Trigger isn't animating it this time, Studio Deen is taking over.
>>158452758a guy died on the field
>>158452758Bad injury, it's not suspended anymore
>>158452766why on earth did he cut his hair
>>158452758nigga died (maybe)
Drive doesn't count, a player basically just died on the field.
>>158452775>Abdul El-Sayed helping a white guyBe for real
>>158452789He returned to his college hairstyle.
>>158452758We had an extra commercial break to allow for more Senate ads.
Alejandro Alejandro Ale Ale Alejandro
>>158452758LieDowns player carted off the field, injured. Lay off the Modelo, Paco.
>>158452301for me, it's the crunchwrap with diablo sauce
How did Gibbs do that?
>>158452771
LAND DRAGON
>>158452813it was a whitey fren
>>158452781>he's never had an out of body experiencelol get a load of this fag
>>158452822fuck off chud
>>158452781Pretty sure I have a few times but it actually sucked ass
>>158452851Lubed up. Cryions have to cheat to win.
>>158452826gay >>158452766based
>>158452789So he wouldn't be confused for a homosexual
>>158452876I suspected as much
Elite defense bros.....
>>158452864You haven’t either, fyi. Retarded people struggle to differentiate between imagination and reality >I like saw it in my mind and it felt so real, so it must be…Kek
>all this talk about goff when gibbs is the real superstar
vaki has absorbed jack campbell's life essence
>>158452888neat trimmed hair on white dudes is gayer than long hair, nice trips tho
>>158452913>b-b-b-b-but da QB bro!
>white running backs
suddenly can't be stopped
>they sacrificed Campbell's soul for Gibbs to return to elite status
I need some ass so fucking badly
>oh that's right, we can just run the ball
GROUND GAME
>>158452950Still think the NFL isn't scripted?
>>158452907Vikings got shook watching a lions off himself in front of them
>>158452907They had to human sacrifice Jack Campbell for any kind of offense
>>158452789Having long hair kinda sucks, grow yours out and you'll see
I CANT STOP THE RUN AIEEEEE
>>158452913He's still only a rb in what is the heaviest pro-pass NFL in history by a long shot.
>>158452950Even superhuman blitz machines get tired eventually
>>158452960come over big boy
Whelp.6-1
Ok. Someone kneecap gibbs like that piece of shit cryions safety did to hockenson.
Defenses tire out before offenses btw
Burkhart and Brady just pronounced Vaki 4 different times in less than a minute.
Lions sacrificing their lifeforce and channeling it into other players
>>158452870Ok he’ll tell you himself, useful idiothttps://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/2116540361212649790
>>158452937Barbian and untrue, trips or otherwise.
Unfortunately now they have to go back on defense which is currently 90% backups
NO KANGZ
nice defense queens KEK
It was fun while it lasted Kang bros
I’m going back to watching ACTUAL football. Not this sports betting nonsense. American sports aren’t even sports anymore, it’s just soap operas.
Why are detoilet's WRs so zesty?
JARED HAND JAMYR GIBSON A WATER NIGGA
>>158453017Fortunately they're playing the vikings
>>158452979If rbs were just better itd be a running game lead league
>guys its 4th quarter lets start playing for real
>lions defense vs vikings offensethe easily moved object means the barely measurable force
>>158453054Usually when vikings best show up lol
>>158453010If Elon says he hates white people then that settles it I guess
Lions win today. El-Sayed wins in two days. Detroit SHININ'
>>158452972I regularly have neck length/shoulder length through the winter hair. It's not that big of an issue, you just shower regularly
if i was a mean shitposter and wanted to rile up some lions fans, i'd post "this is the lions superbowl"
>>158453079You might be confused due to being retarded, but what I linked wasn’t to Elon, it was Abdul in his own words
>>158452979bucs just won with 0 passing yards
>>158453084I'd take a loss every week for the rest of the season happily if el sayed wins
That's game.
>>158453084I'm worried about Trump doing something stupid on Wednesday
>Lions defense getting picked off one by one, killing 4.>Still winGet wrecked, ViQueens
>>158453098This post just You’d me and I didn’t make the one it’s responding to lol
No flag down
>>158453084>El sayedI hate this fuckin country and our elites who allowed his family in
>>158453141>still behind in the standingskek, cryions.
>>158453109>the NFC South is real football>exceptions make rulesPick either
>>158453114>>158453139what are you nigger faggot tourists even doing here kill yourself
gg Lions
cowardly punt
>>158453084>>158453114Whatever you think about Detoilets, they’re worse
>undefeatedTurns out the Vikings are a shit team with a babby schedule.
Campbell going to the hospital, neck injury
>>158453102don't stoop as low as the American minnesota fans eurobro, you're smarter than that
Why did the vikings give up?
>Gibbs buck breaking Flores
>fuck
>>158453162You're losing 4 in a row after this buddy
oh well the undefeated run was fun while it lasted frens, it's time for some comfy hatewatch against the chiefs
>>158453147y>>158453151ou have schizophrenia
Someone needs to injure gibbs for the rest of the season. Would be FUNNY.
I know both the Lions and the Vikings are overrated, but which team is more overrated?
>>158453156
>>158453156Why?
>>158453219defense is exhausted because their offense can't stay on the field and the lions are just running at will now
This game doesn't count. Lions are obviously hyped up for their dead buddy
>>158453232seething vicuck lmao
>>158453225Thanks for coming!
>>158453207that's why i didn't
>>158453233vikings by a marathon
>>158453224>you'reI don't play retard. Neither do you. Enjoy clapping at your TV some more, faggot.
>>158453232Vikings fans are niggers case #3270
>>158453170I've been here all thread faggot
Why did the Vikings forget how to tackle? Was Jack Campbell a human sacrifice in exchange for making the Vikings defense retarded?
Someone needs to Ol’ Yeller O’ConnellWhat the fuck does he do all week besides fucking media? Absolute ego driven retard
You guys will forever have to live in DeTOILET Michigan. Meanwhile, the ViKANGZ get to return to CHADesota, where they get to fuck women with cottage cheese shaped ass’s.
>>158453281Holy seethe
i need someone to tell me RIGHT NOW what are the strenghts of wes phillips offensive schemes
>>158453271False flag lions ops. Didn't think they could sink this low but it's my fault for being surprised
>>158453281>xhe thinks Lions fans actually live in Detroitkekking desu
>>158453270>team loses>”I didn’t even care that much”every single time kek
>>158453252Go cry about your injured millionaires some more faggot. OHHH WAHHHH CAMPBELL GOT HEEMED BY HIS OWN PLAYER! I BETTER CRY!
Flores needs to stop being so uppity.
>>158453281According to Facebook both states are essentially the caliphate
>>158453249>their dead buddy They killed him!
>>158453219Because they flat out refuse to adjust anything on offense even though it's not working
this is the part of the thread where minnesota fan tears start spreading
>>158453303To be fair to the retard, a good amount of their fans do, but not all.
>>158453312He;s the only reason the Vikuvks are even in this game
>>158453281Humans don't live in Detroit
>>158453304>he's invested this much in millionaire recesskek
>>158453345You lost tranny.
0 chance the league lets the lions lose this game after what happened to campbell
>>158453281YA SEETHE?
>>158453341literally none of the LoinsGODS on /sp/ do i guarantee that i probably live the closest to the city of Detroit but my burb is famous for darkies driving around to avoid getting pulled over
>>158453304It's the same Vikings fan constantly shitting up the thread. Faggot always starts deflecting when his dogshit team gets exposed.
>>158453272based dennis miller poster
>>158453378>youNo, i didn't. I'm not on the team. Keep clapping at your TV for >your team!
KOC is a fucking clown I’ve been trying to tell you people.
So this is what happens when you have an offense that struggles to score 20 points.
>>158453394you have many rotten apples as well fren...
Well there is always pro volleyball
>>158453390Probably because most Lions fans that use /sp/ are white. The suburbs are Detroit are white, but the inner city isn't.
:(
Oh my God they did it
Oops all out of timeouts ruh roh
>best defense in the leagueyeah sure buddy
>>158453309just here to hatewatch a divisional game, now I get the added benefit of watching you have a meltie lmao
Ballgame!Gg Lions. The loss was coming eventually.
>kick away the chance to winI fucking hate this Vikings offense
Let's get the FG just to rub it in lmao
>>158453341Im told Detroit residents are to retarded to understand photo id for voting so no they likely haven't made it to 4chin
1972 dolphins it's time
>>158453491Who's better?
VIKANGZ LMAO
Getting chimp at the end? Shameful
>>158453516Go back to /pol/ and kill yourself tourist.
>Kangz drop their first game>start chimping lol
LMFAO MINNESOTA CHIMPS
Don't worry Vikies, Us12's will keep you on top!
why are Kangs such sore losers?
>"Offensive genius" oconnell literally just resigns with 3:30 left in the gamethis guy will retire with fewer playoff wins than Mike zimmer. Cap this post
wp lions, hopefully cambpell didn't die. now it's hatewatching time
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Explain to me like I'm 5 why suddenly the clock is just not stopping in lions favor
>>158453456yeah that's my point, which is why he's coping hard by saying that we live in DeTOILETwe know detroit is shit, we dont fucking live there
>>158453443Why do you get so defensive everytime someone calls out your fraud team or shitty fanbase? I guess reality is finally setting in. Your head coach is a mental midget and Flores is leaving after this season. KWAB
Lions won so you konw El-Sayed is winning on tuesday!
>>158453601they talk shit nonstop and can't take it back when it comeswomen tier fanbase
>>158453516Is this wigger retarded? Whites exist in Detroit, just most population is in the burbs.
Get fucked shittesota. Gibbs owns you.
>>158453652proving my point fren...
>its the same guy every weekuh oh, they're onto me...
>>158453628I love Finfren
>The population of Detroit (the city proper) is approximately 649,095, while the Metro Detroit metropolitan area has a population of roughly 4.4 million peoplethe city itself is literally a zoo for the surrounding humans
>>158450012>Narrator: They were not.
>>158453649Genuinely astonishing how many retards who've never stepped foot in Michigan act like the entire state is blacks, Arabs, and fucking Latinos lmfao
>>158453684How many owls does Gibbs have?
>>158453649do you expect people to know the white adjacent suburbs of 32 teams?
>DeTOILET fans denying that they live in DeTOILETMinnesota>>>>>>>>
>>158453774same number as the kangz kek
>>158453725Pretty much. People only go downtown for events.
>>158453637The clock only stops when conditions merit that it does, there has to be an incomplete pass, or a turnover, or someone needs to run out of bounds, or one of the teams uses a timeout.
>>158453774None but then again Shittesota hasn't won a championship in any professional sport since ten years before he was even born so he still gets the last laugh
NFC North ain't winning a playoff game this year.
>>158453802>posted from somalieapolis
>>158453909At least they fled to somewhere livable
>>158453281Minneapolis is 10 times worse then Detroit. We had our chimp out and riot arc. Go flip a car and burn down an auto zone for George Floyde again you Somali chimp. A Detroit Negro or Dindu is worth 500 of your bulb heads. Shittyapolis.
>>158453942I've been to Minnesota. There ain't shit to run away to in Minnesota. It's flat ugly land. The epitome of flyover.
>>158453942LMAOenjoy your bulbhead invasion
>>158453747I live here. Its 2 parallel societies. The assorted browns live in the city. There are some detroit burbs getting jeeted like Canton. The Michigan state shootings and various fights last night were those societies colliding
>>158453156oy vey I bet you do
shut up all of you. i googled both states crime stats and i know the truth now
>>158454270Tell us cuz we don't even know
>>158454270Soon they will do it to binland as well
>>158453992>It's flat ugly land. The epitome of flyover.
>>158453747
>>158454360and they all stay in Dearborni'm a 15-20 minute drive from there and barely see goatfuckers at all desu (unless i go to a gas station or smoke shop)
>>158454360What language do Somalis speak?
I love when Shittesota gets spanked and they start bringing up crime stats as if we even live in Detroit lol. It's a nice annual ritual.
>>158454488They keep the Jews on their toes and I use the libtards to their own enclave.
>>158454488>>158454511>>158454544Interesting set of dubs
>>158453426Quiet. Queenie
>>158449982Jesus the Lions were bloodlusted that last quarter. Glad to see the Vikings put in their place like the little faggots they are. Sore losers too. Get fucked.
