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BKN nets are about to win their first game
>>158459951The Reaver™
>>158459980thought
where did all the pacer fans go?
Rapties play soon :)
My Spuds
will kuzma make a good political commentator after his playing career is done
I can already tell that celtics are going to dominate regular season and get worked in the second round
>>158459951i wonder how turnovers are up so much across the board when it takes the least amount of skill in nba history to handle the rock
>>158460127This but the sixers
hold still, lakers. this will hurt. [spoiler:lit]A LOT[/spoiler:lit]
>>158460094he isn't wrong but he also isn't right
>>158460078OUR spuds
>>158460078I'm a BULL(s) chad and I would stuff you in a trashcan on sight little guy
Do you guys think Joel Embiid ever regrets basketball?
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next four years
>>158460245Maybe. Imagine him being a goalkeeper
>>158460245does he regret making a million dollars instead of being a freak show in africa somewhere? i doubt it
>>158460297He used to be a soccer player
>>158460297Did Junior Seau regret making his millions before putting a hole in his chest with the family shotgun?
black dude's obsession with jaylen brown is questionable
One of the things most NBA fans never seem to realize is that almost nobody in NBA history could be an elite offensive player at the same exact time they were an elite defensive player. Like, the amount of players who could create their own bucket, and then jog down the court and shut down the opposing team's bucket creator is staggeringly low. Maybe 3 people in the entire history of the sport could do it
jj calling out my rapties as foulers? he lucky Kawhi is out :/
>>158460393Yeah. Jordan and Kobe are two of them.LeBalco is not.
>>158460414Actually it was really just Jordan and Hakeem if we're being honest. Maybe someone like Dr J but it's tough to tell with much of his prime being in the all offense ABA
>>158460245>olympic championnah
>>158460433Kawhi, Gary Payton, Wilt
Crazy given he’s 6’11 with elite PG skills
>>158459903>Same schizo spent the last 48 hours posting non stop in/NBGay/ Hey OP what a very productive weekend you had there! Get a life you fucking loser and take your meds
>>158460659nigga is cursed and it spread to the rest of the team
>Gaycers lost to the 0-5 Nets
Ready to watch my unc squad get the dub against the Clippies
>>158460393Shaq? Duncan?
>>158460836Shaq was never a defenisve monster
>>158460659too much of a damaged good, also where do you good the 6'11 number from, he's 6'6 in all articles
>>158460393>Maybe 3 people in the entire history of the sport could do itPaul GeorgeYaxel LindeborgCooper Flagg
>>158460393Caleb Wilson will be for sure, hes a monster
you think podz will ever realize he's not him
where is the place to watch streams nowadays? asking for a friend
?
>>158460287>>158460309He's too tall and heavy, even for a gk
So we're all in agreeance that Michael J. Porter is secretly a faggot that likes trannies yeah?
reffies already fucking my rapties yet again
>>158461866>has dream to molest professional athletes>decides to become a refyou go girl!
>>158461831That Simons fella isn't empty scoring these days
reffies are entitled to feeling prime nba meat. Check the cba
>>158461831this kings fan is delusionalhis team would suck with or without acuff
rapshit please>>158462004there's already a news sabonis doesn't like that acuff gets all the ball
>>158461831Military grade copium. That team is dog shit trash. It took me a while before I finally accepted it but it is what it is. I was that one fag in here saying that Detroit, Orlando, Utah, and Sacramento were dark horses and would actually be contenders in 3-4 years. Sacramento is just fucking cursed or something man idk...but they should've blown it up like 2 years ago. Honestly they just need to have a fire sale and do a hard reset. This isn't even a play-in team. Just burn it all down and rebuild.
I need Wemby's pussy in my bbc~
Its just basketball at the end of the day
It's funny when people say>people only talk about Luka because he's whiteGuy is a scoring champ of the NBAA guy like that is always going to be hated and lovedNo one says people talk shit about SGA because he's blackHe's an NBA superstar, that's why people talk shit about SGAAnd that's why people talk shit about LukaWhen blacks cry about race>why are blacks so sensitiveLuka gets hate because he's on topNobody hates Jovic, because he's not on top
>>158459903Lukacels in shambles
Who said this luka guy can't play defense?
luka haters in shambles, dude is putting on an mvp performance on both sides of the court right now. where are you niggas at?
>>158461837Boku no Pico
>>158462205he figured out how to flop charges now
>>158461837https://pitsport.st/programs/102382/play
1st qtr - Luka sprints out to the gate to take a wide lead2nd, 3rd, 4th - Unathletic Lakers try to hold on to the lead for dear life
>>158462207he'll be injured soon
Where did luka go
>>158462280he just came out of the locker room....
It's hilarious how Luka and Wemby are at the opposite sides of the offense/defense spectrum, and yet both suffer from getting tired more than pretty much any other players in the league
>>158462293Back to the locker room to change his diaper
put the fucking 5 white guy line up out there jj you pathetic faggot. there's always a token black out there. everybody knows what ur doing.
I've seen enough of the Garland/Rui clippers. Let Wagler rock out like a reasonable team
craptors are garbage without Kawhi. Crazy that Kawhi wasted his talent scamming teams and doesn't give 2 shits about ball. He really could have been one of the goats.
>>158462327>craptors are garbagetrue
>poeltl is unplayable nowgodammit bobby why did u give him that contract
All the Lakers fans/Luka stans on this board are in for some rough days, broLakers are super ass, but Luka hides how much they suckIf Luka can't average 20 a qtr, they are fucked
>>158462376>now
Trump and Kushner going to strong arm Cuckada to get Scottie on the Lakers
Raptors gonna pull down a lot of boards tonight
>>158462394>anon tries to find a pattern out of a single game
>>158462376wasn't bobby it was masai, he literally burnt the team before he left
>>158462205>Who said this luka guy can't play defense?Steph Curry
Shead has luka in JAIL
>>158462465>Blatant pushoff
>>158462394Shaq and Kobe definitely raped this guy's childhood
>>158462465lmfao
As a Lakers fan I have very low expectations this season. This squad is nothing but a play in team and they have a podcaster as coach who is not qualified for the job. Hopefully with the new ownership they clean house and fix all of Jeannie's mistakes.
>>158462482I guess currys skinny ass can lightly tap lukas fatass onto the ground lmfao
i wish my rapties would stop chucking threes they suck
>>158462562If you can't admit it was a push off then you are a very low IQ human being
As a fellow Earthling I have very low expectations this planet. This species is nothing but Martian fodder and they have a desert fanatic as species leader who is not qualified for the job. Hopefully with the new ownership they clean house and allow the Martians to rule.
>>158461831lol this is hilarious, this retard is acting like this isn't the near same team that went 22-60 last year, the kings are garbage, and saboner's bitch ass wouldn't do shit with the ball anywaysthat's literally the only reason why acuff is getting all these shots, christie and the FO know they're gonna be shit again so they might as well let the rookie chuck all he wants, if doesn't find his stride its not like anything changes, but if he does the kangz might not be hot garbage
JAKE LATREVIA
Darko melty
A COMPLETE CRAP
>/schizos/ begging for attention because their parents don't love them
Everybody acts tough when they up.
I can't believe I spent an hour of my life watching this joke sport. IDK how you clowns watch this garbage league. Every single game on every single play somebody is crying like a bitch
>>158462182KEK based
>>158462653just change the channel then
JJ has a coaching record
>>158462675Way ahead of you clown. You are all dumb shits if you watch this trash on a regular basis. This isn't even a real sport. NBA is in the same tier as pro wrestling and embarrassing to admit you even watch it
>>158462702Did you really just call yourself a clown?
>>158462722
>>158462482Blantant push-ACKKK
This is now a Joe Blanton thread
>>158462207you cucks said this the last match this early on and then fled when The Cuckstep occurred js
>>158462798nigga FUCK Joe Blanton
Joe Blanton Kentucky made
That's Mr World Champion to you scrubs
>>158462803oh dear, looks like you're lost. /epl/ is that way muhammad
MVP of the NBA and anybody who disagrees DKSABB
>>158462803See>>158460697 I believe he left that for you saar
>>158462872you seethe for me that quickly, abdi?
Laker haters really are deranged schizos wtf is this thread lmao
>>158462878more like MVP of burger king
5 turnovers already for LuKUCK
1. Jordan2. Luka3. Your favorite scrub
>>1584629235 steals cancel them out tho
Laker fans are perfectly normal posting gay porn gangbang edits of Luka, AR, LeBron and AD
traveling
LukGOAT making thirdies hate watch in the middle of the night on a work night
LuKUCK sissies ran when it came after the GSL loss
>>158462938>>158462923
Luka is the best player in the NBA and I'm not going to take your 5'6" opinion serious
>His GOAT is a thirdie slav Laketroons crying about bedtime
>>158462956Thirdies have jobs? I though they just rummage through trash piles and drink acidic rainwater
>>158462978>mfw bong is a literal neet
>I make poors watch me from the other side of the world when they should be sleeping and getting ready for work
>when you stay up alone until 4am+ because Luka makes you seethe
>>158460820Oh yeah, we're cookin
>>158462978Uhhhh Muhammad can you explain to everyone why you aren't sleeping when it's almost time for work. Surely you work and are a productive member of society right??
>when you leave the thread and go into hiding for 2 days because your cuck got crossed over
>>158463013the most successful thing he has ever done
>>158463049see >>158462978ahahahahahahahaha
Poor chuka statpadding only to have a worse night than YaxGOD
Uhhh Abdi are you a 35 year old with a bedtime currently seething in /nba/?
>>158463049Can you tell everyone why you aren't sleeping and getting ready for work? Because we don't want broke losers posting here
>stepback brick
YNR
>>158463065See>>158462978What kind of job do you work? Kek
>>158463069>broke losersso why are you here Abdi?
bro being worked into a tizzy by a UK flag while his slav goat is being bodied
>tfw he puts in more work at /NBA/ than in his actual life
bro posturing on 4chan....while being black and using 4chan
bros idol got his ankles broken and ran when it came
>Guy cares more about Luka than his own actual future
real schizo hour
>bros GOAT is a EuroGOD
Why is the pakwan watching an early season game at 3 AM?
posting on 4chan lmao
Get a job you loser. You spend every waking moment of your life replying to every comment
bros GOAT is putting in such an all time stinker that he's here crying for pooka
thinking thoughts lmao
>>158463105HAHAHAHAHA LMFAO I'M DYING
The Aussie LuPak is here keeeeeeeek bro ran when it came
>>158463159fattie down fattie down
>>158463159How much they pay you at your job? ahahahahaha
LuPak about to spam more gay porn edits of his slav goat
>Scottie seething KWAB
>>158463159Why is he like this?
>>158463182Laketroona are zestyyyy
Luka just continues to prove why he's the best player in the NBA. What a GOAT
bros team legend is a black faggot with aids and a gay sonand he loves it!
>>158463194jesus how slow is he, are we sure he lost weight?
just post LuKUCK and the Laketroons start crying
Luka has better court vision than LeBron
>>158463265Luka's wife didn't even want that
How do you guys feel about Luka's chances at MVP? I think he's way ahead of everyone else
Golden State trying to lose
>>158463273Then how they got 2 kids? Retarded ahh nigga
LuKUCK on the floor begging for the CurGODbit gay
>>158463277It's wemby's to lose
LuKEKschizos are a different breed
>>158463273KEK left with the kids
>>158463277Yeah Luka is probably winning MVP if the stays healthy
Slavs aren't white, Cooper Flagg is white
>>158463277>digitsKINO
>>158463277>How do you guys feel about Luka's chances at MVP?If you're not a top two seed in your conference, you need a stellar season to win MVPI don't think the Lakers finish top two, and the voters won't be impressed with LKuka dropp 35 plus because it's expected. Some guys are unfairly judged for being too talented. Luka without a top-two seed ain't winning it.
>>158463293its over for the clippies
>>158463277Media hates him so zero.
they crying over this still
Hold on nigga, we all shit post and have fun here, but if you're a no life no job FAGGOT you need to get off this website and do better with your life. You aren't going to make future you proud sitting here
>>158463353Dat boy Yaxel did it again!ROTY
Slavshit having a melty at 5am
>>158463364www.monster.com
>>158463368I'm ready to spread my bussy for him desu
why didnt yaxel drop 37pts against lakeshit is he stupid
Tranxel humbles the Los Trangeles Laketroons
>>158463159kek
>>158463273>Luka's wife didn't even want thatlmfao this makes them mad for some reason
>lakers up 20 and begging for foul callsShameless
>>158463126HAHAHAHAHA
Is he ok?
>>158462431My pattern recognition is correctThe Lakers can't hold on to leadsYou will cry this season, a lotBut first you cry tonight. I tried to tell you...
They ran when it came
Awe hell nah these Laketroons gay for Magics tranny son
>>158463485keep your haikus to yourself weirdo
Here's your ethical hooper /nba/
>>158463348>>158463384>>158463440I bet you he doesn't even have a resume
lmfao bawbstin reaves
bong stays up until 4am to obsess over doncic and is mad others don't too lmao
WE GOT SCOTTIE
He still crying that LuKUCK got sat down by curry
>turnaround brick
LAKERS FAN WHERE ARE YOU?
>>158463493Here's a resume (CV in poverty English) I made for you with all your work history and career accomplishments:
Lukas wife left
luka flexing at the refs. lost the plot.
>JJ seethingKEK
Luka is going to average 40 this season
LuANKLE BROKEN
Luka can't win with these cats. You can't put the best player in the NBA on a team like this
>>15846357040 lbs overweight
Luka's so much a chronic complainer that JJ feels obligated to defend him even though it's all BS
>>15846357040lbs too far
>>15846357040 games played
>>158463581>but Austin Reaves, anon!!!!!!!!!
>>15846357040 million is child support
>>158463589siding with the refs over your star player is a good way to lose your coaching job...
>>158463607>is child supportGood morning saarrr!
Yaxcel puts up 37 AND is efficient?
>>15846357040 flops per game
>>158463607>jobless neet jeet confirmed
hes coming for that ROTY
Get a job nigga nobody likes you
>>15846357040 buckets of kfc
>>15846357040 ounces of tears every game
>>158463619good morning, What's the time in India
>>158463641I like him
>>158463644
>>15846357040 complaints to the refs per game
>>15846357040 times his ankles get broken
>>158463644>tf>tp
Can somebody explain why this retarded raptors team is shooting 3s instead of going at luka and getting him 6 fouls?
>>158463651I said India, gurjesh you gonna run again tonight?
>>158463667idk if any of them can actually dribble
>>158463614Yeah, but it's costing the Lakers. JJ gets a tech when he defends him and that's points for the other team
>staying up to 4am in a 15+ point loss in november basketballneetjeet is psychopathic. putting in more work trying to troll a winning team than his own life lmao
>craptors give up
Lukas wife being plowed by other meanwhile you're posting gay porn edits of him KEK
You now remember the gay Australian posting gay porn about Luka and Lakers and his discord jerking off over it
>>158463698I bring you greetings from Northern America!
>>158463687lol, this might be the casewho built this roster?It's very weird. It's like someone said, "I want twelve power forwards, no guard, no centers. Just power forwards."
>>158463673You're gonna look at this weekend in about 10 years and realize how much of a fucking loser you are for wasting your life caring about Luka this much
>winning team>bodied by the larriors
is Luka Lebron's best career teammate? I think he is
>Posting cuck fantasies since everyone ignored xhis gay porn spam
>>158463738www.craiglist.org/jobs
Crazy how Cooper will win an MVP AND a chip before LuKUCK
>>158463743QRD? Luka did gay porn? Lol what a fag
Just too easy to make Lukatroons cryCross that bitch over like Steph
>>158459980> gaped the gaycersThe gaycers got gaped by the Bucks as well. KWAB team
>>158463741The one who played the most fluidly with LeBron was KyrieLuka might be his best teammate, but Kyrie and him gelled better on the court
>>158463741anthony davis literally carried lebron to a mickey mouse ring, luka didn't do shit but flop around and sit on his ass
my Lakies WON
leafs going nowhere without getting a real big
>>158463753Careers.offerup.com
make a black mutt mad
>>158463765Is that a picture from Luka's gay porn?
>>158460737The Year of the Gaycers humiliation continues.
>>158463757>Just too easy to make Lukatroons cry>Cross that bitch over like StephKEK
Luka just continues to shit on the NBA. He's out there playing on easy mode
>jj reddit still try-harding against a retarded raptors teamyeah all these niggas gettin injured lol
>>158461831Acuff got this niggas mad. Trade Lavine and Sabonis and build around my nigga.
Make A Wish Bronny is in!!!!!!!
Human victory cigar is in
Surprised Austroon Reaves doesn't have the most amount of TOs on the Lakesissies
>>158463825LuKUCK can't pass
THIS GAME IS IN THE REFRIGERATOR, THE DOOR'S CLOSED, THE LIGHTS ARE OUT, THE EGGS ARE COOLING AND THE JELLOOOOOOOO'S JIGGLING
>>158463829you're not real. nobody cares what you say.
Why is AR in w bronny? Jj tripping
>crapshitsI'm starting to see why Vince and Bosh left even tho the media here have u believe otherwise.
>>158463830LuKUCK can only pass his wife to other menVery cucky
>>158463845I forgot the butter is getting hard :(
>kessler throws it off his own feet out of boundslmfao
>>158463846So I'm like his job?? LMFAO hahahaha
>>158463880you don't have a job either.
>>158463880you're black
JJ THE LEAD IS DOWN TO 9 PUT THE STARTERS BACK IN
Goodnight everyone. It's time for me to start getting ready for bed because I need to go to my high paying job tomorrow morning so I can pay the bills for my big ass house
>>158463910>my big ass housemay i see it?
>starters back inKEK
JJ THE LEAD IS DOWN TO 5 PUT THE STARTERS BACK IN YOUR RECORD IS AT STAKE
I CAN'T PASS
>Craptors third stringers helping Luka and KessLORD stat padGEEG
lmfao this lakers team ain't goin nowhere
Luka so cringe
Wow Grimes is an idiot
>bronny is so bad they had to put the starters back in
>>158463958nigga can't stop whining to the refs
>>158463958this is the behavior of a man who never got punched in the face
>>158463958Lakers worship this slavshit beggar
LMFAO that lakers first round exit will hit like crack
>>158463970At least they both have a job
>>158463956I think we're 5-2 right now thoughever bitch nigga. stay mad
Raptors should've started Battle
Easy win, fuck Canada
>5-2
>>158463953yes we know you don't have a job Daquan
>>158463999>>158464000TRIPGODS CONFIRM IT>>158463953YOU'RE BLACK HAHAHAHAHALAKESISSIES DUPPIED BY THE WARRIORS HAHAHAHA
JEWISHB A S K E T B A L L
>>158463958Slavshits could never defend this bitch behavior
>>158463985relax, the 20-21 magic started 6-2 and went 21-51
>>158463958thought slavshits were supposed to be hard and manly because wartorn thirdie countries
it's make a laketroon mad hour
Lakers have definite issues when Luka sits. Reaves simply isn't that guy
>>158463969Well yeah he shouldn't even be in the league
JEWISH BASKETBALL beat the Laketroons btw
>>158464012>Tiny dick eggrollWie Tou LowHo Li ShietChing Chang Chong
staying up until 430am to watch a team you hate winning the entire time is crazy lol
>>158464034That guy's a flaming faggot
>lakers win by 6>Luka +27Luka carrying the whole squad. Those are MVP numbers
>Putting in more effort on /NBA/ than his own life
>>158463969>-11 in 2 minutes playedcan't wait for lebron to saddle philly with his other nepo baby lol
GYAAAAAT
>>158464053Right.MVP should go to the player that if you ripped them from their team the team would be dog shit. That's Luka, not SGA or Wemby who have staked teams and wouldn't miss them.
Luka is the MVP of the NBA. Just hand him the award now before neetjeet kills himself at 430am and everyone going to work has to see his dead body
>>158464034Hey brother I wanna follow in your footsteps and be a burden on my family. Any advice?
Luka was winning by 20 and then JJ Reddit benched him and put Bronny in for a minute and the Lakers almost lost the game.
oh so he really is upset because LuKUCK is being laughed atKEK why are Laketroons so thin skinned
>>158464071you gotta play 65 games before you're eligible for that award.
Why don’t teams just start claiming that they’re “physical” so that they’re allowed to assault teams on defense? It works for the raptors
>>158464093I'd love to stay home and not work but the guilt of watching my parents suffer after a long day working eats at me. How do you put that aside for your own selfish needs?
>>158464070Spurs best stretch last season was when wembiiich was injured and Luke Kornet was starting.
Even when they win these flyover Laketroons whine
>>158464092>That's our Bronny! Totally an NBA caliber talent!
>>158464092>-11 in 2 minutes
>>158464108GOAT shit
>>158464092>01:44 play time>-11>0 points>0 rebounds>0 assists
Yaxcel LilBro'dLuKUCKburg
>>158464133My parents are ready to retire but do you think if I stay home like you and not work my dad would have to keep working later in life? Do you think he would mind that?
For me, it's the bong no-selling the Lakertranny constantly giving him free (You)s. Kinda wish I had a dedicated schizo.
>>158464140KEK give that guy a manual
>>158464119>unemployed take>can't pass a drug test
>>158464142Does the guilt eat at you knowing you failed your parents because you have nothing going in life after all they did to escape their country and give their kids a better future? Does it bother you a lot or you try not to think about it?
you think he'll tire out by 5am or is his sleep schedule so fucked up from not having a job, girlfriend, or life that he'll just keep going through the morning too?
>>158464158bro you're tellin on yourself at this point
>>158464164good morning saar you wanting to sleep with man yes
Make A Sissy Mad Hour
How has Wemby not had a serious injury yet? His build is asking for a broken leg at any moment.
Laketroon just proving how fucking gay he is atp GEEG
>>158464178Does posting on 4chan help you hide the fact that when your parents see you, they see the biggest failure of their life? Surely an able bodied young man can work to help relieve the burden on his senior parents
>>158464108Lmao is this supposed to be impressive? Acuff does the same shit
>>158464195Kek based workCHAD
>>158463105TOP KEK
Uh ohhhh here comes the slavshit
>>158464195This post hit home fr
>>158464185Just give it time. It’ll happen and when it does he’ll never be the same.
Look at him go!
Who wins the West? Seems like God Himself decided to take out OKC, so it won't be them.
>>158464201Hello Luka's wife!
>>158464223fat bitch hungry for chow mein
lukas wife left him KWAB
this nigga is shamelessly samefagging his own posts like its his job
>>158464223Posting memes on 4chan while your parents have to get up to go to work in an hour to feed your loser ass. Good job bud way to make them proud
>>158464236Your future left you KWAB
>check tomorrow's schedule >see every team is playing tomorrowTook me a minute to understand why, but I forgot silver has tried to turn the nba into an election lobbying outfit for the dncSo stupid
Beating the craptors is like winning the chip to these luka fans lmfao
Flyover Laketroons are really touchy today
Crazy how bad Luka bitched the Raptors Why does IrePAKWAN refuse to go to work? Is this wog on the dole? GEEG
>>158464253>JJ Reddit's super bowl
>>158464223KEK
>>158464223I thought Luka was supposed to be good, why he getting his ankles snatched?
Luka fans wanting to take the role of Lukas wifeOhhhh you lakesissies
>>158464253Whay are you mad leafbro. You could always root for the other Canadian team. Plus you got Kawhi back so you're all now blissfully stupidly happy about that even though he's the biggest scam artist in NBA history.
>>158464271Do you think if you killed yourself your parents would be relieved that they don't have that burden in their life anymore?
>>158464223Luka! Get up! Your wife took the kids!
>>158464280I felt this one too
What will happen to the lakers and warriors in the playoffs?
JJ Reddit preppin for itWhy are Lakesissies so homosexual?
>>158464240>>158464280all you're doing is projecting your own insecurities. stop it. get some help.
>>158464223>>158464284Luka. If you get up right now I will get Lebron back.
>>158463625his stats would look better if he wasnt chucking for that 40pt game. he forced kerr to bench him for melton since clippers climbed back
>>158464223Getting his ankles broken by a cuck is exactly why Ana Maria left Pooka
>>158464297At some point you're gonna look in the mirror and think to yourself "that guy on 4chan is right, I should do better with my life and not post there. He is correct in saying I care more about Luka who I've never met than my own future and family"
>>158464297Wtf is this? Lol JJ doing his own prostate exam real quick
>>158464316the 2 coaches next to him pretending not to see it
Grizzlies winning isnt sustainable. Reminds me of Bulls last year. Hot start and didnt even make play-ins.
>>158464297>she won't meet his eyeskek
>>158464324was this when LeDiddy was still on the team? may explain things
>>158464324You can pretend to ignore all my comments but I know I've touched you to your core and you're shaking. Mom and Dad have to go slave away and die slowly while their "son" sits at home discussing millionaires playing a children's game in the middle of the night with people who have relentlessly mocked him
>>158464314this is actually more cringe than the luka porn that got posted
>>158464338no it was from this recent warriors/lakers game
>>158464297strange things are happening in lakeshit nation...
>>158464346>>158464347hold on, it got more cringe
Lakers have yet to play a single contender btw, unless you count Raptors missing 2 starters
>>158464334>Grizzlies winning isnt sustainable.>6-0Oh wow I'm so surprised! They took down some of the best teams. Like the Jazz! Then the Jazz! Then the rebuilding Warriors! Then the rebuilding Warriors! Then the shittiest team in all of sports! Then the hodge podge Blazers!Wow!
>job, money, women, house, and retirement, alleviate the stress on your parents? >no I want to discuss /NBA/ every waking moment of my life with people who call me a failure
>>158460078Spuds
>>158464297Why did he do this
>>158464354>strange things are happening in lakeshit nation...JJ Reddit putting the shit in lakeshit
>>158464370ChatGPT recommended it.
>>158464372KEKLeDiddy rubbed off on him
Lakers get another 2 more easy games before the blazers rape them again
>>158464364>warriors twiceWhy is the AI bot mad?
>>158464366>womenwhat's the point of any of the other things if today's woman are so terrible, whorish, condescending, and disagreeable that it's impossible to find one. I've been on one date in the last 2 years, and haven't been laid for longer.
>>158462577he learned it from Luka
>>158464382Just keep pretending like you read none of it but anybody can see you got humiliated tonight and became the biggest joke in the general. You could have applied to ten jobs in the 2 hours you spent watching the game and changed your future forever. Instead you chose "fuck you Mom. fuck you Dad get to work"
>>158464396Because they played the Warriors twice dumbass. I mean beep boop you idiot dumbass twinkass
>my celtgods back to god form>/nba/ decides to be mentally ill
lakesissy having a melty for the ages
>>158464409You really ought to talk to someone. SAMHSA’s National Helpline is a free, confidential, 24/7, 365-day-a-year treatment referral and information service (in English and Spanish) for individuals and families facing mental and/or substance use disorders. 1-800-662-HELP (4357)
>AAAAH SAVE ME REFCHAD
Guys whats gonna happen to bronny
Lukaaaaaaaa Magic 45
>>158464434future call of duty champion
MVP >MVPMVP>MVP
>>158464452Not in this timeline.
Just casually dropping a fat shit all over an entire country
>>158464434He's a trade assetHe's the "and I'll throw in a bag of chips" part of the trade
>MVPAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
When Luka wins MVP and the Lakers go deep in the playoffs, is he then eligible for the new supermax or is that next season?
>>158464434poor guy, the son of a billionaire who got rich by putting a ball in a circle real good like
>>158464452all it will take is making your team worse around you for the sake of individual glory, hope he gets all of it
I've seen a lot of players come into the NBA but I've never seen a guy as gifted and magical like Doncic. He makes thirdies get up in the middle of the night just to watch him do some magic
what a douchebag
I'd rate Luka ahead of Curry and LeBron at this point. He's starting to catch Kobe and MJ if he averages this much the rest of the season. Never seen a point guard dominate this much
>I've seen a lot of players come into the NBA but I've never seen a guy as gifted and magical like Doncic. He makes thirdies get up in the middle of the night just to watch him do some magic
>>158464452Nobody else gets eyeballs on TVs like The Don
>>158464468>this is out yea-ACK
>>158464468This that game where lebron got injured to get more balcoBTW, no more mysterious east coast road trip injury for lebron this yearHe's already next to his dealerLebron disappears for about a week to two weeks post February to get his juice like clock workBut with the Lakers he always got "injured " on east coat road trips to get his juiceNow he's already on the east coast, so he doesn't have to make a show of it
>>158464489>what a douchebag>t. 85 IQ
Luka doesn't have to do anything and he makes millions of people seethe irrationally
>>158464502>>158464481>>158464468>>158464440>>158464432KEK
>nigga on 4chan lives vicariously through a luka self-insert fantasyShit's gettin heavy.
tyler kolek has more ring than luka doncic
Bong doesn't have to do anything and he makes a few schizophrenics ITT seethe irrationallyPeople that laugh at Luka (and Laketroons) don't have to do anything and they make the Laketroons seethe irrationally
>>158464424>>158464400>>158464510>>158464530KEK
>Luka scores 35+ again>People waste their entire day discussing it on /NBA/ ignoring all real world errandsTruly Luka magic
what i learned tonight is that you can be a fan of luka, but you should never stan luka
>>158464541>tyler kolek has more ring than luka doncicOh no no no no this CAN'T be true
>>158464550This is like when Wemby said 'I'm in your head'.
What I learned tonight is you should get a job kek /NBA/ isn't gonna pay the bills
>>158464556To me it seems some unhinged Kobetards finally have a new avatar to pour their entire personalities into because he plays for the Lakers now. They can come out of hiding and support a true successor cause Lebron was never gonna be that for them and he's finally gone.
>>158464489That's just how young dudes act when they read books. He'll grow out of it.
>>158464572>t. 20% of the posts in this thread
To me it seems some unhinged NEETs finally have a new hangout to pour their entire insufferable personalities into because he plays for the Lakers now. They can come out of hiding in their childhood bedroom and post on 4chan cause bulGAYria was never gonna be that for them and he's finally gone
>>158464598he's a very very poor trollthink it's a new gimmick that started in the past couple days>>158464581ohhhhhh this made him mad mad, you win
>>158464606you're such a victim!
>>158464610>>158464606damn I clocked him completely
>>158463641LMFAO
>>158464515I'm not making up the clockwork road trip injuries lebron had on lakers road trips in the back half of the season It's when he gets his balcoI'll prove itLA often will start a long road trip out east with denver Lebron usually used the denver game to get "hurt" and disappear Pic related is 2022
>>158464627>Pic rel
>>158464627Forgot the pic
Believe it or not, Luka Doncic fans have the best jobs, the best relationships, and the best houses you could ever imagine. Sucks to be you, haters!
>>158464627>>158464634>Surely, there must be more evidenceLast year lebron injured in Denver on back half of the season road trip
G O A TOAT
>>158464665>7 TOyeah lemme know when he plays a real team
I was wondering my this shit general was so active then I saw LukGOD just stunt on those mother canuckers and make all the schizos have a meltie
member when LeBron said he wanted to play for and was praising the Knicks before landing in Philly? I member
>>158464677>I was wondering my this shit general was so active>wondering my>mynigga get some help
>>158464653>>158464634Another back half of the season injury on a road trip that allows lebron to disappear So philly fans, know that around April March. Lebron will miss a week and come back ready with balco in his blood.But it won't be a risd game, because he's already on the same coast as his dealer
>>158464711>Luka induced meltdownThanks for confirming you had a meltie
>posts nonsense on the internet>gets called out>accuses you of a "meltie"ngmi
>>158464734>Reaffirms she had a Luka induced meltdownMust be one of those wet diapers melties if she's still going
Damn Luka stop hogging the fucking ball.
chuka
I hope the Lakers win every game and Luka scores 40+ if it's going to cause this much of a meltdown. We still got 8 months to go
>>158464833lelkers have played literally no one and have still already lost twicethey probably finish between 4 and 6 in the west if luka doesnt get hurt
I can't tell which one these anons hates Luka and which one likes himAre they different anonsOr is it just one person typing "luka" on repeat?
>>158464847Sorry pal looks like you've suffered a LukGOD induced meltdown
>>158464854retard alert
>>158464859Why you have to be mad, it's just a game
>>158464862the second they play a real team they'll probably be down 25+ in the second quarterhave you watched them the last few years?
>>158464848I'm just here to provoke schizos. I don't even watch NBA anymore. Just be pro Luka and you'll get an instant response from these mentally ill freaks
>>158464866Who are the real teams because there was only one real team on the court and it wasn't the Craptors
>>158464833He's gonna self-destruct soon enough with that kind of load, probably whenever he has to play the Spurs for the first time.
New>>158464858>>158464858>>158464858
>>158464871teams that have made deep playoff runs in recent yearsso no one that LA has played so far
>>158464876faggot
>>158464876>early nu at 2 amwhy
It's like another perfect dayI looooooove LAWE LOVE IT
>>158464877But it's November. Only scrubs take the NBA serious this early in the season
>>158464892just saying they havent even played a serious team yetI'll reserve judgement until they play one
>>158464899Nobody puts stock in this league this early. Most of these teams won't even have the same players by the end of the season
500
bake a proper thread
>>158464903sureI still predict they'll be blown out against real competition regularly like they have been in recent seasons
Just a random fun fact about how long LeBron James has been in the NBA. NFL Hall of Famer Marshall Faulk (Drafted in 1994) wore Nike Lebrons during his time as a player
>>158464876What a fag
