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>>158462500Post her roast beef
Go BIRDS
>woman talks>mutesimple as.
get that girl a cheeseburger
>Jayden and Lamar are one tackle away from breaking into shards at any time
>>158462500
Is this the thread?
>runs the ballfuck you sirianni
I'm going to brush my teeth during halftime
do black people watch the simpsons? do they not know who sideshow bob is? do they not realize they are literally sporting his hairdo?
Big Dom rape allegations are incoming
>>158462527no, go post your goonbait somewhere else
>>158462525>Nyeh!
>>158462522Goes to show how impressive Eli’s ironman streak was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9BlG-4Prrc
>Be out running errands on a quiet Sunday morning>About to make a turn in your car onto a street to go home>Get BTFO by a lear jet falling out of the skyWhat's even the fucking point anymore bros ...
Halftime faptime: I dunno, man, have some holy boobers edition.
>>158462548GIWTYM
What is the point of "interviewing" one of the coaches right before halftime? they never say anything meaningful and no one cares
hell of a game
Has anyone here ever played thanksgiving football with their family?Did any lulzy stories come out of it?
>>158462549Tit shelf.
>>158462500coondog is a commanders fan?
You heard the man. It's halftime!
Dragon honkers.
>>158462530Proud of you
everyone enjoy the lil break!don't be late coming back!
Test
Big fat cat tats.
>>158462549bigger
>>158462588What're gonna do if I am? Penalize me? Eject me? Fine me? Good. I get off on it. Throw that flag you dirty zebra bitch. Do it.
>all these queers posting teaseshit from tiktokWITNESS ME
>>158462565>tattoos>hips too bigdropped>>158462574>navel piercingdropped>>158462595>ass too bigdropped
>>158462589What are you testing anon?
Is Aikman calling the game tomorrow? It's kind of funny how much he hates Caleb.
>>158462615Didn't he get in a very public fight with his co-host
Just copped this for the second half.
>>158462618Ass is too big
>>158462548The ATC audio not withstanding, the fucking sound of that plane from the dash cam was fucking haunting.
if there was ever a game that should be ended early, it would be this one.
What the fuck is this Shim doing on tv?
>>158462611Now we're talkin!
>>158462628Ass is too big
>>158462628Do girls really walk around in their underwear around each other?
THEY'RE BLINKERSYOU GOTTA CUT THEIR EYELIDS OFF
>>158462589
>THEY GOTTA CUT THEIR EYELIDS OFFjesus tomlin
>>158462649
>>158462611>nose piercingdropped
>>158462611would a woman like this service my 4.2 inch penis?
This half time show is a bunch of retarded nonsense. I mean, what the fuck is this guy even talking about? Incomprehensible.
>>158462649what's that goofy nigga talking about?
>jack campbell is "resting"he's dead isn't he?
Can we just end the game here? I want to go to bed
>>158462672Resting in peace moar liek>lololololol
>>158462672in pieces
>>158462677Not a chance, jabroni
>>158462672Sources tell me he's stable. Please Roger.
>>158462677you think a thursday night game will end this early? think again
>>158462649https://youtu.be/hkA9rz-1YoA?si=upIb9GN-qfiA7Zhs
we can make a second half comeback
>>158462625Yeah and then it kind of went away.
WAITING ALL DAY FOR SHITTY NIGHT
>>158462699Hell yeah brother
>>158462657is he still dead
>7:10 P.M.>Just now starting the second halfBROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158462569If she knows what football is she's probably a Giants fan, she lives in Greenwich CT. Her dad is a normal finance guy, I could definitely see him watching one of the owls with her back when he was involved in her lifeUnfortunately her brain is so decayed at this point that she probably wouldn't remember, she couldn't articulate anything about her dad when someone asked her recently
>>158462692I honestly feel nothing about this game. If we win, cool. But we're still not winning the division. If we lose, whatever. But Payne is hurt so we have nobody to trade for picks>>158462695>thursday nightI fucking wish. I don't want tomorrow to be Monday
>>158462589F-See me after class
>imagine you’re hurling towards the ground at 32000ft per minute and for 90 agonizing seconds you await your demise.What would you do or say in your final 90 seconds on this earth, anon?
>>158462705Putrid
>>158462677No, true fans suffer
>>158462718She looks annoying
stop posting Weimar tier women
>>158462612>low t. opinions
Philly fans are like Subaru vapedawrgs. Warshingtan fans are like mmmm come from the trainyards.
panic in quinns eyes the kids about to be fire
>>158462714this is a Mountain Time thread
>>158462730And fat
>>158462714It's 9 o'clock dood
If Dan Quinn gets fired he's getting hired by the cowboys
>>158462726>What would you do or say in your final 90 seconds on this earth, anon?I'd like to think I'd be calm and quietly accept my fate. But in reality I'd probably start crying and begging with God. I'm not even religious, but I'd probably think about all my sins and how I'm GOING to go to hell.I'd also regret being a fan of this shit team on right now holy fuck
>>158462714Works for me. Beers just kicking in after a long work day.
>>158462726I'm doing everything in my power to save myself from death until I'm actually dead
>>158462726I'd scribble something false and lulzy on a bit of paper in the hope they make conspiracy videos of me on YouTube for days to come.
>>158462633Please. I've been watching football since 3am
>>158462732
>>158462726>fly directly into the giant column of shit>die
>6’6” >still cant call plays
>this game
>>158462726>Oh thank God
>>158462765soft ass league
he caught hte ball and ran thew rong direction
>>158462660>>158462705>>158462769Ass is too big
How high is it to be watching this football game?
their best 3rd and 3 play was a draw play?
>>158462787Many such cases
>>158462788>8
I only really pay attention to our Linebackers during games
>>158462605Excessive boobers!
ELITE punting by the iggles
I always felt that the Redskins were close to being a good team this year, but they could never go the extra yard to make it so.
>>158462757I’d probably just pray and accept it. Try and text my parents I love you once last time. It would be comforting to know it would be over in an instant tho. Like, one second you exist and the next you don’t.
that looks like a nice restauranti bet they have good food
>>158462807You got a good one in the draft this year
>>158462788low t. bet you also didnt want to get your butt kicked in drills
>This game
>>158462805theres no shot a cock under 7 inches can properly penetrate that. theres so much booty meat that anything under 5 would be engulfed. 6 you could probably get your mushroom tip in but she would hate that.
>>158462815based food enjoyer.
>>158462823giwtwm
>>158462726oh shit it crashed near epsteins old county? palm beach
>>158462805>dyed hair >ass is too big>whore behaviorJust not appealing at all, dropped
>>158462819How I sleep knowing Sonny Styles is on my teamAlso me when literally anything other than Sonny making a play happens
>>158462811>RedskinsAnd there it is
>>158462837based slut hater.
I'm getting fat guys
damn what a catch
Nice catch.
holy SHIT what a catch
>>158462850based fatboy.
>>158462823That girl seems like a lot of fun. I'd like to be at a party with her and she jokes with me for a bit and I awkwardly banter back a bit before she moves on to someone else but I have nice thoughts about having talked to a girl for a while
>>158462844It's actually exactly like the Indians because if they simply renamed them to something cool literally no one would care
Why do the Redskins keep getting these catches
Sexy catch
>>158462850stop it
>>158462861I'd argue the closest comp for the Redskins would be the DC Braves which would fit insanely well since "Home of the Brave"
>>158462850>I'm getting fat guyssame
>>158462864Cause they chucked the spear.
>>158462844>honor thy navaho
>>158462850I consumed over 8000 calories today.
>>158462881i thought they planted it?
Stefon Diggs is my favorite player.
>>158462864They have a lot of problems but they have some legit pass catchers
My cubey :)
>>158462844Not even trying to prove something. I am just used to calling them that, I just got back to watching NFL after a 10 year hiatus, and they aren't 'my team' so I would have no reason to get used to it before now. I think I can get used to saying Commanders over time though. The Guardians is a fucking idiotic name that I do not respect though just due to its lack of creativity, so I will not call them that. Other anon is right that if they called themselves the Spiders, I would have no problem.
>>158462885That's what NFL sundays are for
>>158462850I've already gotten fat. It sucks
saaacked
MEGA SACK
>>158462908based saaacked cat anon
>>158462893Just banter man. Don't have to apologize
>>158462925Not really apologizing, but yeah.
Is next weeks SNF any better?
Redwolves is still the best alternate name
>>158462500LOVE THOSE NIGGERS FROM POPEYES
>>158462943It should've been Whitecalfs imo, that was the name of the guy the old Redskins logo was based on.
>>158462941>Tampa @ Chicagonot likely.
>>158462850I limit myself to ~1500 calories a day since I need to lose like 10 pounds.
>>158462941>Bucs @ BearsDepends on if the Bucs have made legit improvements in the past 2 weeks. If they have, it should be a decent game. If not, the Bears willr ape
GOD-ert
deadest primetime thread I've ever seen
got a few adult eagle fans trick r treating last night. they asked for crayons and gave them candy
>>158462972We're all in the MLS thread
Goodell should commit seppuku for allowing this dogshit game on SNF.
Tf was the run play?
>>158462980Damn I thought /sp/ being full of faggots was just a joke
>>158462972it's a meaningless game between two dogshit teams
FOOMBLE
>>158462980Major League Sailing
>FOOOOOOOMBLE
>>158462972it is two teams who aren't making the playoffs, one of which has their starting QB out and the other is last in the division. This shouldn't even be on primetime.
>>158462972Mods killed this site
FOOOMBLER
Lmao
>>158462850Where do you buy those?
heh
god these teams suck
Mckee looks like a div 2 level QBhow did he make it to the NFL??
how did that cat get onto the field bros
FOOOOOOMBLE
Redskins!
Why does Stefon Diggs have so much effortless swag?
>>158462954Whitecalf would be terrific but Redwolves just sounds so similar to what it already isCommanders is just so fucking lame
Commanders may suck but the Eagles are barely even fielding an NFL team at this point
>>158463022it walked
lol
Me no likey
>>158463021shame on the Eggles for having a mid-tier QB like Hurts and no real viable backup option.
IIIII DONT WANNA WORKI JUST WANNA POST ON 4CHAN ALL DAY
>>158463042Uhhh we’re in the middle of a rebuild?
I was cooking was there actually an animal on the field
>>158463021I can't be too hard on McKee, he was literally QB3 at the start of the season. But Hurts got hurt and Dalton is power washed so now McKee's been press ganged into being the full time starter
DRAGON
>>158463042they were afraid of making hurts look dumb
#RapeRodgerGoodellGet it trending.
It's okay, they just declined the penalty, like we never even threw the flag.
DWAGON
>>158463062You think you're funny? Making a joke about rape? Grow up.
>>158463054no
Wow the eagles really do fucking suck
kek based redskins
Is. JAYDEN BACK
Mikemike
>>158463068It’s all good go ahead boys
>>158463035kek
Nice one for the big 5 0
Eagles are falling apart.
>>158463083
Very Odell catch
has siriani been crying?
>>158463092Send a private jet to my location (I am ready to die now)
if you could be offered to kick a 25 yard field goal (1 try) and if you make it>+2 inches to your penis sizeand if you miss it >-1 inch to your penis sizewould you take the offer?
>>158463108He knows he's going to have to sell the house
Jayden Daniels is my QB for fantasy :)
>>158463032Yeah that wolf logo isnt bad at all, NFL needs a dog team
>>158463115any reasonably fit guy with decent hand-eye can hit from 25with that said, my penis is already too big, I'll decline
the eagles are TRYING to give you this game, win it you retarded commies
>>158463132Cleveland Bulldogs are ready to go whenever
>>158463071Joking? Who's joking?
>>158463123ngl the other woman looks kinda hot and tight here. i dont blame ethan. probably let out a really satisfying load on her clam.
>basketball highlightsnot even the booth cares about this game
>>158463115Hell no. First, I don't think I could make it. Second, I have a 6 inch penis and I've heard that 8 inches is the upper cusp of size.
>>158463163It's bad man
>>158463157that reminds me, i was waiting all day to jack off.
>>158463163What gave that away
>>158463115i cant risk it. if i pull it or dont lift enough, i would fall into the 3 inch range. not worth it
>>158463115Why not
>>158463123Joe Burrow was my fantasy QB this week
>started to hear voices and seeing random bright lightsis this an issue
>>158463115it wont matter if i make or miss my pp is dry and wrinkly looking no girl or guy would ever suck it :[
INTERCOOOPTION
INTERCOOOPTION?!?!
HOL UP
>Game so fucking boring they are talking about Tracy MorganThe fuck that nigga isn't even funny, people just get pity to him and that he's a cripple.
>>158463177do another bump. sleep is trying to get you.
Game is so boring that this is the best I can do for the pick
>HOWEVER
He's so good bros.
REFS SAVE ME
>>158463185
>>158462606as an oldfag this is a 9/10
what the fuck is wrong with the eagles
kill refs.
had my pic queued up and everything :^(
Gotta keep it close
Way to lose to the commies fuckin retard shitbirds
>>158463192He looks fucked up after getting smashed by a snoozing trucker 15 years ago.
we move closer to flag football every day.i think by 2030 you wont be allowed to contact the QB in any way. sacks will be retired as a stat
>>158463192he yell real loud
Ref Bowl
>>158463202ok gramps
>>158462611BASED
someone's gotta manage this game
>>158463115>miss the kick on purpose>become a woman like I've always dreamedeasy pick
>>158463215Good, nobody wants CTE
>>158463206oh, you don't know? this is Sirianni's version of the under center offense. Do you like it?
Is Bojangles good?
It's not personal game needs to be close to keep people watching it.
>>158463132https://youtu.be/2Itpe4IraiA?si=rXLwG-KDsFhH4SDg
they said they weren't gonna trade saquon but are any of the iggles WRs for sale?
>>158463231We gotta give em a chance sorry fellas
>>158463201AH FUCK
dude. wtf. i've seen bitches in elevators take a harder hit from ray rice than that and THAT gets called roughing the passer?
>>158463233Very hit or miss
>navel piecing, dropped>nose ring, dropped
>Still have the whole 4th quarterSomeone please run the ball
>>158463115i have to take it. im 4 inches on the dot. always wanted to see what being a real man is like.id practice for a full year tho
Cry eagles cry
*walks to the middle of the field**waits for the crowd to quiet down**ROUGHING THE ASSHOLE...**pauses to look at other ref 50 yards away for no reason**....DEFENCE...**pauses to establish dominance over the crowd**FIVE HUNDRED YARD... PENALTY.... FOURTH DOWN...
>>158463240What Eagles WRs?
Just put in Milton
>>158463249>Someone please run the ballYeah we don't do that here
>>158463243Kek
>>158463233it's my favorite chicken joint
I'm tapping out God bless u all
>>158463163mike tirico fatigue is real, this fag is everywhere
>>158463157AI often makes women more attractiveShe's an ugly jewess that basically worshipped Ethan for zero fucking reason
>>158463240Howie will trade you Britan Covey for a 5th and he'll throw in a wawa gift card.
Why is Obama telling me to vote yes on question 3?
>>158463233I tried it one time, and tasted like KFC but it was more skin than meat.
are we sure this guy actually worked under Brian Flores
Tanner McVick
>>158463278question 3 is "do you want to have sex with me?"
>>158463267GN
Saquon please, you don't have to martyr yourself.
>>158463278Question 3 is asking if you're gay
we're all looking forward to the week 10 Thursday night Giants/Redskins game now, right?
the eagles can still win this. The commies should be ashamed
So now the NFL is going to lecture us about the Library of Congress...
That was good
>>158463289Leyley would be a Giants fan
>>158463274What's Wawa
>>158463304some gay east coast shit
>>1584631765 TD throws is nutty
KcKnee is trying to throw interceptions at this point
>>158463278>3. "Are you a gay nigger loving faggot?"
>>158463291That Skibidi RB from the Giants it's fun to watch.
>>158463304You wouldn't understand
i can't believe it's only 2 minutes into the 4th quarter
nutty in this bussy
>>158463304Doesn't look that appealing
>>158463291Am I looking forward to it? NoWill I watch it? Yes
>>158463314And 3 int. Very Brett Farve like
>>158463176>>158463314Single handedly saved my ass from getting guillotined this week.
nice run from shotgun without a running QB you idiots
>>158463319kek calling him the skibidi running back from now on.
>>158463325It’s about 100x better than dunkin
>>158463260iggles are now squandering saquons career, retard should've played him in the last game a couple years ago to give him a shot to break the rushing record
>>158463314MVP szn for Joey Ice
Nice run from this bussy
>>158463339he didn't get hurt and ended up running his way to the owl, so it's fine desu
>>158463339>squanderingHe has a ring in a year where everyone credits him as the pivotal reason. That's hardly squandered
>>158462726I wouldn't say anything. I would LISTEN. And that's what no one else did.
No more bussy bump?
>>158463343>beat the titans in OT after they traded away their best playerhang the banner
Why the fuck do the iggles not retain their OCs?
>>158463356kek
>>158463339no they did that last year when they ran him up the middle every time and fucked up his body for shitty yardage
>>158463360>OC does well>gets hired as a headcoach>need to hire new OC>OC does bad>gets fired>need to hire new OCSirianni is a retard and can't call plays but forces people to run his "offense"
>>158463360Well the good ones get HC jobs the others not good get fired
>>158463338Dunkin is unmitigated ass so that doesn't mean a whole lot
>>158463338I've only ever had donuts from dunkin and they're alright i guess, I'm not that into donuts though. It's been years.
>>158463366Did he say Frank Labubu?
>>158463360Because anyone with a brain takes a head coaching (even a bad one) if they're available. You'll always find another job as on OC somewhere else if you bomb.
>>158462836his old county you say?
I'm just rooting for the clock to keep ticking
>>158463360That's how it works for any head coach who doesn't call offensive plays
just kick the FG you fucking idiot
>>158463393No
>>158463393ANALTITICS BRO
>>158463338What do you think about Sheetz? I visit north of Pittsburgh for a week once a year for work and I swear I gain 10 lbs each time from that delicious junk. I'm from California so no wawa or sheetz
DOINK
Uh oh
REFS FUCKING STOP
DAY OF THE DOINK
>>158463406Better than Royal Farms not as good as Wawa depending on what you get.
>off the top of the upright
Ninja bros
>>158463396>>158463404I'm so fucking tired of Sirianni bros.
DOINK OINK
Doink
LMAO
Oh wow that was a totally organic turn of events! What's the word I'm looking for...."unscripted" maybe?
BANGED THE TOP OF THE POST!
TOP DOINK
>>158462874>you now remember when the Atlanta Braves were being boycotted by lefties in an attempt to change the name
5 doinks today gotta be a record lol
>>158463393Good call retard
SO MANY FUCKING DOINKS THIS WEEK
MAKE YOUR KICKSAKEYOURKICKS
clank
>>158463412>sequins gay r
ASMR DOINK
One job
>>158463435>didn't kick it originally>gets pushed back>gets pushed back again>misses
>permanent BarkleyCam because everyone else on the Eagles is dead
>"""professional""" kickers
>doinked
>>158463387is this dude in a mental ward yet
REFFIES MADE HIM DOINKNOOOOOO
>>158463428Love the player reactions on this one. So much hope. Shattered.
I fucking love the sound the DOINK makes
>>158463447The NFL is officially entertainment, rather than sport. It's faker than WWE or AEW.
>>158463447>flyyyyy on your wiiiiiing like and eaaggglllllle
God damnit the only reason im watching this slop is because i had both teams making fgs in both halfs
OFF THE WOOD WORK
have to admit, Ocarina might make me buy a switch. looks amazing.
If you doink it should be a point.If you double doink you get 2.If you triple doink you get 3 etc.
END THE GAME I WANNA GO TO BED
>>158463428>quadruple doinkHoly shit
Illegal formation into doink heh heh heh
>>158463432Wtf why kek
>>158463467Now THAT'S a business idea
>>158463462they've been being fags all game.
>>158463472they tried to get any indian related sports name changed.
>>158463461>fllllyyyyyyyyy, touch the doink
>>158463432>you now remember mlb and lefties boycotting atlanta from hosting an all star game simply because they want you to show id to vote
Converse or Vans?
>>158463483I like this.
>>158463489vans brah.
>>158463469You're making me hungry sister
>everyone doing the TerryI might cry
>Collinsworth hasn't said a single LET ME TELL YA in this gameDamn I'm impressed
HOW DO KICKERS
I'm turning this slurper off, good night frens.
right tackle literally tackled Nolan Smith and no flag
Run the clock pls
I getting tired of Makuba being near a receiver but never close enough to do something
Why did the Eagles give up?
>>158463514Reffies are tired
the owner waved uwu
>People unironically ruin their lives sports gambling
>>158463518Because half the offense is gone and Sirianni is a fucking retard
>>158463489Im from Southern California so I am contractually obligated to say chuck taylors
>>158463502How many times has he sucked off mutthomes?
>>158463518Trying to beat traffic back to Philly
Hi my name is David Blough, I run the ball up the middle on 1st&10 three straight times despite it literally never working
>>158463482I just didn't realize braves was native
>>158463511goodnight fren, stay comfy.
will the Eagles have a yard sale after this?
>>158463531lol kwab we should kill em
>>158463518Everyone died
Ninja was right, what is up with kickers? Why are they coached to care more about distance than accuracy?
>>158463511>leaving with 5 minutes left when its starting to get good1-800-come on nigga.. here's (You)r
>>158463531retardsI refuse to gamble from home, if Im in a casino fine but never at home in my pajamas
>>158463545Unlikely. They'll sell off some fringe players but I doubt it's any core players.
Why am I watching this?
>>158463517dude showed so much promise his rookie year, what happened?
>>158463518Jeremiah Smith
>>158463561They didn't flex this shit game
>>158463531>t. porn addict
>>158463482how come seminoles and blackhawks are still around then
I cringe every time Daniels falls cuz I expect him to pop up with a backwards forearm.
>>158463554Okay but I can go to bed right?
Well, shit...i guess the (((talking heads))) in the pre-game were right. The iggles fuckin' suck.
>Sirianni 2nd half offense strikes againSirianni is such a fucking retard>>158463562I honestly think the bland, rush 4 defense Fangio does is outdated at this point. He doesn't move CBs with WR1s, he just rushes for 95% of the time, and they do the same shit all the time. I think defenses know how to beat it.
>>158463511Nighty night fren :)
I want to say that's game, but I've seen this defense do so much worse
This second half from the Redskins hasn't been that bad
>>158463582Half the team has been injured or coming back early from injury
>>158463575Couldn't be more wrong
>>158463576I said tried lol, they failed.
Who is the worst QB1 in the league right now?
>>158463561YOU'RE GONNA WATCH ME SHAKE MY BOOTY TONIGHTTHAT'S RIGHTSIT TIGHTMY BOOTY BOOTY HOLE ISALMOST IN SIGHTSHAKE SHAKESHAKE THE BOOTYWOOTY WOOTYBIG OL' BOOTYYOU'RE GONNA WATCH ME SHAKE MY BOOTY TONIGHTTHAT'S RIGHTSIT TIGHTMY BOOTY BOOTY HOLE ISALMOST IN SIGHT
>>158463576Seminoles is a specific tribe and the school has an agreement with them. Nobody cares about hockey so Blackhawks get away with it.
https://youtu.be/P1SzI3z7LpY?si=nJ8LTelmgkdoPAd3Steve's been on a roll this week
>>158463602Bo Nix
>>158463580
>>158463602Herbert
Addictions I cannot even fathom:1) gambling addiction 2) alcoholism3) crack usage
>>158463595Oh, my bad. I forgot they were the ONLY injured team in NFL history.
>>158463602Bo Nix isn't even a contest
>>158463602Statistically: Probably HerbertEye test: Brissett
>>158463602kyler murray
>>158463602Kyler midget
She wants this game to end so we can go to bed
>throw behind the line of scrimmage>lose yardsbut how it's the perfect play no?
Nice play calling you fucking idiots.
>>158463602Stroud, Penix, Geno Smith, Willis
>>158463602shitbert. he has everything and still sucks ass.
tanner mckee has the pocket awareness of a potted plant
Siriani looks so confused all the time
>>158463602Ward.
CHAISON MY GOODNESS
The eagles NEVER have any easy plays that are schemed up to get a few yards. Sirianni has to go
why is that a sack? is NFL just getting us ready for flag football?
YUGE SACK
>>158463605
>checkdown for -5
how the fuck is that a sack he was literally still moving forward
Watching the eagles be awful is nice
LolEnd this dogshit game
>>158463649do potted plants taste better than the other ones?
>gigglesthat's game
COMMIES WIN BABY
How exactly was that a sack?
Game is over, see you tomorrow for MNF
This ref crew calls fucking everything man
PHILTYHILTY
2 minute faptime
Picked for the cherry on top.
My Redskins.
>>158463660I hate throwaways. That should be a sack
Six straight loses
>>158463680gallons. of. cum. would.
GET ONE MORE TUDDYDAV ON THEM
>>158463602The correct answer is Daniel Jones but no one watches Colts games except me, and he's still somehow the best QB on the roster
>>158463683Goodnight.
>>158463683He didnt throw it away, he completed a pass
WE DIDN'T BLOW A GAME
>>158463666The Eagles need to lose by 9 or more according to the NFL Draftkings Polymarket Game Script, sponsored by Sony
eagles desperately need an actual QB as soon as possible Mckee is AT BEST a MAC conference level QB. I cannot believe he is considered an NFL level talent. Call up Brees, AR15, Kæpernick, and Cam Newton the second this game ends.
>>158463617>>158463624>>158463639Herbert is on a cursed franchise, on any other team he would be way better.
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>this slurper was the primetime gameare the commissioners asleep at the wheel hello
>>158463618poker's fun THOUGHIEdrinking's fun THOUGHIEsmocaine is cheaper and works faster. blappy peepo folks did not know any better they were recovering from "nation of islam" and the 1970's
Throwing it to a group of 4 guys is crazy
>>158463666I don't understand how this "no forward progress" excuse was used in this case on a QB that can literally throw it at any time, I've never seen a QB that wasn't scrambling with intention to run have something like this called on him. the refs with an illegal call against the eagles, I know the games over anyway but still doesn't make it right
the eagles are so bad they make the commanders almost look good
>>158463700They had Kyle McCord and never gave him a chance
>>158463602concussed Deshaun Watson
>4th & 25
who's the bigger NFCE kwabooty today, iggles or cowgirls?
>>158463683Blind retard, an eligible receiver caught the ball, nevermind just being in the area. That wasn't close a throwaway.
make this bussy look good.
Can we fire Quinn anyway?
>>158463652def don't fire sale, you gotta sack siriani and staff and he's not getting hired anywhere else as a hc. surely howie doesn't run it back right?
ITT Laugh at the Eagles
when did he turn to the dark side?
>>158463730KWABboys 100%. The Giggles have at least given up on the season. Dal-ASS is actually trying to be good
>>158463700Why? >we are tanking>>158463730Obviously cowboys, eagles were 5.5 point underdogs lmfao, they were 7 point favorites at home
>sirianni using time outsWould you just fuck off retard
>>158463736Maybe after the Rams defile them
>>158463742Siriani is going to go from head coach to like a fucking RB coach lmao
GET DABBED ON FILTHY SHITBIRDS
Not over yet
Ok, the offense is kill. But what happened to the defense?
running up the score.
>>158463742I cant imagine that
>>158463746Dude always looks like he just smoked a joint
wow getting polished off
>going for 2?well it worked
>>158463762FUCK THE COWBOYS AND FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SAY THAT SHIT OFFLINE AND GET YOUR BITCH ASS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUTFUCK YOU AND FUCK THE COWFAGS
Game officially over
>>158463680would marry and keep perpetually pregnant
>>158463778It doesn't matter, might as well get an extra rep for 2 point conversions
>>158463778makes it 3 score instead of 2
>>158463772The offense going 3 and out every drive makes the defense gassed.
EAGLES SUCK EAGLES SUCK EAGLES SUCK
>>158463778It makes it a three score game over a two score game.
>>158463762
which is the worst bird team?
>>1584637782 points makes it a three score game and definitely over while 16 could still be miraculously equaled
>>158463780yeahhhh hewwygo hut *rapes you sideways*
Football is better when the Eagles are complete and total fucking ass
Redskins could be 3-4 if the offense knew how to spike the ball.
just take the defeat formation
I found a wagon, some big bubble wrap and a cord reel in the garbage. Inside the wagon were some 2 liter pop bottles: Sprite, MUG Rootbeer, and Bang's Rootbeer.
c'est fini mon amis
>>158463680>nose piercing>too fatdropped
>>15846377817 points is a three score game. Unlikely, but you could still force a tie with a td + 2pt, onside recovery, another td + 2pt if they just kick the PAT
>taking timeoutsJUST LOSE ALREADY
>not taking TOsI get why, the game is over. But by that logic, why even bother running plays? Just take knees
why is wop switzer still taking timeouts
why the fuck are they calling timeouts
why pad the stats get the fuck off the field
>>158463834Cause muh heart
>runningback with a bad back and cannot play four quarters. Why doesn't he retore
>>158463839He's a try hard retard
>Time outFUCK YOU
Eagles ownmer has a hot wife
>>158463832This drive can be used as extra practice and reps, Sirianni wants to show he's serious at all times and can't afford to just give up now
GET SACKEDGET FUCKING SACKEDHOPE THIS QB GETS AIDS TOO
>>158463832>>158463839He took his TOs in the playoff game too despite not actually being able to get the ball backFucking faggot
>>158463847i know how to motivate my team, i'll force them to humiliate themselves and feel like losers.... that'll rile them up
>>158463854a hotwife?
Fucking FINALLY
The eagles are lifeless husks
>last win for daniels was october 5 of last yearjesus
its over
HAIL TO THE REDSKINSHAIL VICTORY
disgusting display by the Eagles there.
EAGLES NOW HAVE THE 5TH PICK IN THE DRAFT
why not just kneel it out at that point, why risk more injuries?
does dan quinn keep his job now?
Why can't the Eagles have a power plant to juice up all the backups like San Fagcisco?
Giants still absolutely dominating the NFC East
shit teamsshit game
COACH PRIMATE
I need one of you AI savants to make a video of Maria Taylor naked, touching herself. Bonus if she's making out with Melissa Stark.Thanks.
>>158463980How about disciplined, efficient Tom Brady penis? Some meaty Mike Tomlin cock?
