MY EMPIRE OF DIRT edition
>>158463878Anime
It's one thing to get owned by a respectable franchise but how the fuck do the Cowboys keep losing to the Cardinals of all teams?
Wions
We're not done, bitches
I should have the right to smash kyler murray with a hammer like I'm Gallagher
gg commie bros, I thought you were going to blow that. MY iggles now have the 5TH (FIFTH) PICK IN THE DRAFT. I wish Sirianni got fired so this absolute slop stops but he's a great tank commander so fuck it.
reminder that the bears have not beat a non-divisional opponent in the playoffs in 16 years
>>158463769>right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup
The glaring holes on this team were raped and gaped wide open against the lions:>IDL when redmond is outThe rookies Orange and Banks are straight ass. Detroit ran straight at those two dumb weak niggers every chance they were on the field>entire safety roomBest safety on the team is a 37 year old Harrison Smith who teams have routinely targeted every game with their fast players. He got dribbled on ARSB as well. He's a liability. Metellus misses every single tackle and Theo Jackson is fucking retarded>Will FriesThat fat retarded faggot gets blown up every single play by nobodies and stars alike. He is the worst player on the team>Play callingAlways some BS handoff to aaron jones on 1st down. Another BS handoff to aaron jones on 2nd down. This leaves you almost every single series at 3rd and 7+ forcing low percentage throws when youre only sending addison and jefferson out wide. they get bracketed every time>overall offensive personnelTeams dont give a fuck about the run because the vikings RBs are straight ass. >kyler murraylolTeam has way too much to fix. Gonna be a rough rest of the year and next few since this was the year to do it
>taking timeouts and calling pass plays down 17 with 40 seconds leftYou don't hate Sirianni enough
>sirianni and harbaugh sucking massive assis this the end for CEO head coaches?
Apologize to Aaron
>no more political ads after this week
She's right you know
>>158463918I have been calling for him to be fired since 2023. >>158463920The other Harbaugh is dragging that retarded giants team lol
>lose>mad>win>madder
>>158463922>political commercials out>Christmas commercials inehh....
>>158463878Why even start him at this point? they're 0-7. They're not making the playoffs. The season is over. Is it just so he can have his weekly humiliation ritual?
>>158463923shut up dogfucker
>>158463923oi, do we need to make an example?
>>158463920Does Campbell count as a CEO coach? He doesn't call plays but the Lions offense is very much "his" offense
>>158463934Christmas is fun
>Every team needs at least one one prime time game>It's impossible to tell which teams will end up being shit or good beyond rough estimations pre season, especially games later in the season>Flexing games is a nightmare since Fox and CBS don't want to give up their good games to NBC in exchange for nothingUnfortunately shitty Sunday Night Football games are just kinda inevitable
>>158463922>those weird lingering ads that get played after election day because fuck it they paid for it
>>158463922>tfw it's Toyotathon
Kyler murray should embrace his AZN heritage and commit sudoku at practice for being a shameful useless piece of shit manlet """quarterback"""
>>158463942He's literally the mid west sirianni
>>158463944It's too bad there aren't many Halloween commercials
>>158463945>>Every team needs at least one one prime time gameNot true. I know there's some shitter like the Jets, Raiders, or Dolphins that have no prime time games this year
so who is kwab of the week so far?
Lotta KWABs today.
The best of Justin Fields is still to come.
Jesus Daniels needs to cut his hair wtf he looks like a bum
crazy stuff happening in Tampa
>>158463966this >>158463968>throws once>fucking dies
mfw my failcoons give lameme a big contract after this year
>>158463979This is why I just can't pick them to win the division They're horrible, just not 0-17 horrible
>>158463966>>158463968Based and KWABmindIt has to be the Cowboys or Falcons
My vikies just need to fire KOC and get a running back and we will win a superb owl
I want to marry Marissa
>>158463966Gotta be Lamar. It can't be the Chargers or Herbert because it's ALWAYS the Chargers/Herbert. But Lamar sitting out last week when everyone thought he could play just to break his thumb on the first drive and get put on IR has to be the definition of KWAB>>158463976Unironically I agree, I kinda fucking hate the look. Anyway finally I can fucking sleep after a win
what do you think she wrote down?
>the Jets currently have the 4th, 6th, and 10th pickThats insane. How are they going to fuck that up?
I'll donate my white thumb to Lamar. It will look cool.
>>158463966garrett wilson and genoalso zay flowers balled out
>>158463942he takes over play calling when the OC fails (did it last year and also his first year as HC) which strengthens the argument that he has more influence over the offense than the other "CEO" coaches
>>158464005Names of players she wants to run a train on her after the game
My vikies need to trade for joe flacco. justin jefferson is spiritually white and cant play with black (murray, dobbs) or spiritually black(mccarthy, hall) quarterbacks
>>158463979>this centuryJust say since the 70, you sensationalizing faggot.
>>158464005Trade Jonathan Taylor for 2 4th rounds
>>158463922>>158463934>Corona Christmas ad that has been going 25 years will come back
Tomlin is 100% piping Marisa
>>158463991What is horrible about running for 250 yards and 320 yards in back-to-back games? The fuck?
HUMP DAAAY
White people food has no flavor.
>>158463903Cant score from the one yard line award
>>158464006Even if they take decent players, it really doesn't matter.
>>158464005List of players she wants to get BBC'd by before sending them away and then also what time she wants to do coke like daddy did.
>>158464027That's my job
>>158463878I expect nothing and am still let down every time
>whispers to your qb to leave and win for another team
Fold the Chargers.
>>158464052Why are they so insistent on playing KWABler Murray?
>>158464033you now remember sauce gardner
gonna watch the new dexter series. talk to ya guys in a few days for TNF.
>>158464004hes discarded all his showy stuff because he knows hes sucked and needs to focus on his game
:o
>>158464024This one always gets a huge pop from me, brother.Not so much anymore since they shoehorned two niggers in it.
>>158464061What a stupid name
>>158464061He's a cursed talisman of bad luck. His arrival at the Colts coincides exactly with when everything began falling apart.
>>158464060it's either him or wentz, not exactly a deep QB room
>>158463941Seriously, where was the ref going? Why did he just sprint into a guy who was just standing there?
>>158464060KOC is spiritually a woman he just keeps whoever vibes with him (Kisses his ass)
>Watching the Broncos/Chiefs game>Chiefs up by two scores going into the 4th>Think to myself: "Well honestly the Broncos have em right where they want em.">They comeback and win on a last second goal line standBroncos are a weird team man
>>158464068I'd have turned around to light that nigger up a third time
Once you get past Tomlin's weird giga coach speak style, you realize he never says anything. Ever.
Sauce this bussy
>>158463957>tfw it's Toyotathon
what do they even do?
>>158464040you and me both, pal
>>158463966Cowboys prolly, blowing a 2 score lead at home to backup Minshew then fucking up a golden opportunity from the kicker to give him a full redemption arc in OT
>>158464068Really racist play honestly
>does nothing>wins
>>158463938They can get some money if he dies.
>Chiefs got cucked by the refsWhat's going wrong?
>>158464082him doing the steelers highlights earlier and the team suddenly having a competent offense and team was hilarious
>>158464103My MVP
>>158464088Lose
>>158464109HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>158464076Meanwhile the Jest are so cursed, they can pick up a talisman of bad luck and get rid of it with no distinguishable change along the way.
>>158464111They do things which are against the rules.
>>158464095literally everyone knew that the cowboys were going to lose
>>158464103*his reaction when he sees this image*
>>158464068This is my actual experience playing football when I was 12. Just getting my shit rocked constantly by the bigger kids.
>>158464111It’s not the refs fault denver scored 15 unanswered in the 4th quarter
Broncos are honestly one of the worst 5-2 teams in history. In a just world they'll not win another game this season.
Vikings should sign Tebow
Vikings should sign Kaepernick
>>158464073>Not so much anymore since they shoehorned two niggers in it.TV networks stopped showing that one, it's only Amazon Prime that still tries to force it.
>>158464080The city of Denver is trying to kill off some of its population by giving them heart attacks during NFL season.
>>158464131We’re 6-2 now and we have the easiest SOS remaining in the league :)
Fraud Power Rankings at the halfway point of the season:1. Mike McDaniel2. Justin Herbert3. Nick Sirianni4. Sean McVay5. Jim Harbaugh6. Matthew Stafford7. Marvin Harrison Jr.8. Dak Prescott9. Jeremiyah Love10. Drake Maye
why does mike mccarthy never get any credit?
Vikangz should learn how to run block
>>158464143Bo Nix over Drake Maye. Maye will ball out on occasion. Bo is on a winning team in spite of himself. He's Ravens Trent Dilfer 2.0.
>>158464135Ah, nice.
so is their super bowl window officially closed now?
>>158464131not hardly, yeah they could have a better qb but the team is stacked and they have good coaches
>>158464143sean is easily number one and it's not close
>>158464159It was never open.
they had the hubris to break the consecutive division winner streakthis is the price to pay for their sins
>>158464138what position do you play?
>>158464149People forget that Rodgers had the 2nd ranked defense when he got his singular ring. He also took the fall when he couldn't win in Dallas thanks to Jerry's micromanaging. He's far from a bad coach, but also far from a Hall of Fame coach, too.
>>158464143>1. Mike McDaniel>2. Justin HerbertYou gotta pick one. If one is a fraud then the other is being held back by a fraud.
>>158464175they thought Jalen would will them to the promised land blood clots and all, it's all downhill from here
>>15846416628 teams in the league would give their left dick to have mcvay as a coach
Animes for this feel?
Bo looks fine to good late in games when he starts gunslinging instead of throwing screens. It's why the Broncos are a fourth quarter team.
>>158464111T-Swift doesn't go to away games. Reffies are only obligated to help them when she's there.
>>158464197>my_job_here_is_done.jpg
>>158464175No, this is the price for nearly killing your franchise QB for a meaningless international game.Jalen should sue the Eagles and force a trade.
>>158464192congrats, you beat the chorgersbig win!
>>158464198Why doesn't he just gunsling all the time?
My team is done. I'm rooting for the Jags to go all the way.
I fell asleep at 4pm and just woke up. Did I miss any Bo induced melties?
>Claude, reconnect Jack Campbell's spinal cord. No errors.
>>158464166hoes mad
>>158464226quite a few. some goof induced melties as well
>>158464068HOL UP WE DEM B-ack
>>158464226They meltin.
how do you explain to your girl your team being 0-7?
>>158464149People blame him for the fact that Rodgers only ever got one ring, without ever considering that maybe Rodgers was just a filthy choker
What're /nfl/'s thoughts on my gameday Chicken Piccata I made today?
>>158464241bbbbbbbb baby i swea they never do tis
>>158464143Whats crazy is the Eagles would be 0-8 if Hurts didnt bail out Sirianni twice. But also they'd be 4-4 is sirianni didnt fuck up two games.
Rasm 'superteam' beat a team without a single win to get back to .500, but you wouldn't know it by how they post.
>>158464245Not trying to be mean but it kind of looks like vomit.
>>158464241>They're purposefully losing so they can secure a high draft spot
>>158464241blame the coaches and transfer another million into her account
>>158464245I dont know man...
>>158464245Idk, i didnt try it
I've watched so many Texas senate ads. I don't live in Texas. I don't even know who my current senators are.
What say you?
>>158464262You sound like an uncultured swine. You must be from New Jersey. Maybe New York, or dare I say Missouri?
>>158464245I don't fuck with peas
every team below .500 if they signed ryback
when the rams and the chargers play each other who actually buys tickets to the game? whenever they show the crowd at sofi stadium it's always full of fans of the away team
>>158464263>Woah that sounds like such a good idea! Can you tell me about all the teams that have tried that in the past? How long did it take for that to turn into a Superbowl?
>>158464272socal indie rock PLEB
The charges should have been average for the past 2 years but they overachieved. The loss monster is just here to collect all at once.
>>158464278>Rybitch's impact
>>158464244The Packers never had a roster or coaching advantage in the playoffs. Rodgers was the only thing they could really count on against the best teams.
>>158464277If it's chicken picatta they're capers
Would you give up your hairline to be the most elite TE in the league?
Herbert looks like his soul has been wrung out of his body like piss out of a diaper. How did Rivers stay sane despite playing for them for twice as long as Herbert?
>>158464272I don't listen to that kinda stuff
>>158464279just niners or raiders fans who have nothing else to watch
>>158464277It's capers retard. It's dredged chicken cutlets in a lemony white wine pan sauce with capers and shallots. You guys really are an uncultured lot, aren't you?
>>158464255this is the only rasm post itt
>>158464272I'll take the fugazi, leave the rest
>>158464272was gonna say mcusky was a bard dchoice but then I saw that Fagtano already mentioned it so I don't care anymore about this normie shit
>>158464272Is this real wtf. Tryhard foid moment
>>158464293Rivers had faith. Herbert is godless.
>>158464298Look, pal, if you're going to attention whore in here with your home chef bullshit, don't get all pissy when everyone calls it mid. And fuck off with the pizza, too.
>>158464272Sister mogs Daydream Nation so hard
>>158464299nice job retard you just doubled it
>>158464073that one is nice
Hey fuck that weirdo who ate the vomit next time you guys come over I'll make some steaks
>>158464272GIGANTIC
goodnight ramilia
>>158464293Rivers had a small army of children to look forward to going home to, Herbie has an evil succubus
>>158464241>onions un perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me
>everyone watching SNF https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1793589226447266.mp4
>>158464327Dry as fuck
>>158464277Cooklet lol
>>158464329I heard your ramilia is falling apart
>>158463931>2023late to the party pal
>>158463966the queefs. Their precious reffies that propped them for 5 years turned on them
>>158464340they still control their destiny, just gotta get healthy
>>158464329Ramilia isn't even going to make it to Thanksgiving.
>>158464299>>158464329Look what you did dude. You summoned them>>158464330
>>158464131No, the Chiefs are
>>158464335Jagsbros....
who you got for tomorrow's game?
>>158464272dinosaur jr. is fine, i guess
Eagles have the most losses in the NFCDoesn't feel real but it is
>>158464149Fat
>>158464360Seahawks probably win it but I hope the Bears win.
>>158464367That brings me joy
>>158464352>@ Commanders>@ CardinalsBYE>vs Packers on Blackout Wednesdaywhat's the record?
>>158464272tryhard foid moment
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 NHL Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.So.. what year was Super Bowl 75 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 74 to that year. Okay, so, I think I know what year Super Bowl 75 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons.But, you know what would make the most common sense? Here's an idea... just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>>158464360my burrs :p
>>158464360Bears will be 4th place in the division by bedtime.
Tony pollard is legit a top 5 rb in the nfl now that the titans finally got their shit together.
>>1584643770-3Commanders are better than the Rams, Cardinals finally have a quarterback and they already beat the Rams without one, Packers are gonna pull off some bullshit.
>>158464360wait a minuteis that John Schneider next to Mitch?
2027 Head CoachesIND: Nate Scheelhaase, Rams OCPHI: Grant Udinski, Jaguars OCWSH: Sean McDermott, ex Bills HCNYJ: Josh McCown, ex QB and current QB coachTB: Anthony Campanile, Jaguars DCLAC: Declan Doyle, Ravens OCKC: Brian Flores, Vikings DC
(You) are cordially invited to the Fagnano induced melty scheduled for this Thursday here in the genny.
>yfw Cam Heyward is playing at an all pro level at age 216
>>158464245looks bad, Todd
Rams deadass need to trade a 5th for a WR so they can make their offense look better, have someone hire their black OC, then get two 3rds for free.
>1st and goal at the 2 yard line>3 wackadoo passing plays into the bleachers and then kick a field goalHe's done this 2 or 3 times already.What is his problem? I think he needs an intervention. Just run it straight up the gut 3 or 4 times, you know?
>>158464272she knows fuck all about ball and absolutely walled nor entertaining. she just rattles off muh analytics and gets called out regularly by coach jb and others on twitter for her retarded takes
>>158464418Not enough nepo babiesWhat about Klay Kubiak?
>>158464159While I don't think bringing Flacco back would save them, it would be really fucking funny. And who knows, he might carry them just long enough for them to squeeze into the playoffs and give them a really entertaining decision to make at quarterback.
Seahawks vs Bills owl incoming.
I feel bad for the Chargers
>>158464197I can't believe the 2007 Steelers-Dolphins game has finally been dethroned as the worst weather-induced shitshow in recent NFL history
>>158464451True.
>>158464454I don't. Chargers are a bum franchise who don't even have a stadium. They don't belong in LA.
AVRA
>>158464451Bears vs JaguarsDarnold will spaghetti it away
Is ANYTHING going to change on the Cowboys until Jerry croaks? We all know he's the real problem, but the old fart is probably incapable of changing at this point.
>>158464457Nah it's still worse
Wife just made me tendies with fries and also brought me a beer
>>158464467If you have to ask, then there’s your answer
>>158464451Nanners are better in the nfcBills dont play defense. Also, they are the bills
>>158464454I don't because they don't have any fans. Football doesn't gain anything if the Chargers are good and it doesn't lose anything if they're bad. I'd feel bad if they were the San Diego Chargers but the Los Angeles Chargers can go eat a dick.
>>158464159It's been closed since 2023. That was their best shot and they fucked it up. Lamar was playing his best, the defense was really good, they had home field advantage in the AFCCG and couldn't put it away. Nuke the team, it's gotta get worse before it gets better.
>>158464143Kevin O'Connell
>>158464418>jimmy GFUCKING DELETE THIS FRAUD ASS NIGGA
>>158464360I hate the Bears and Caleb is a fag but I'm a niners fan so I have to hope the little homo can do it. But at least if they lose I can laugh at the Bears, so it's not the worst thing in the world.
>>158464477the 49ers crash out in the playoffs every single fucking year.
Packers/Steelers Super Bowl
>>158464173Bullshit, they win in 2023 if Sneed didn't force a foomble
>Raiders vs Niners next weekend is IN Santa ClaraHow many of the old thugs and cholos from Oakland are gonna show up to this one?
>>15846449513 teams "crash out" of the playoffs every yearThe 49ers doing it every year just means they're consistently making it to the playoffs
>>158464143>week 8 of 18>halfway
TB should just run wildcat the rest of the season
>>158464505i doubt there's that many even still around, they almost certainly got priced out of norcal
>>158464464KIRKOOOOOOO CHAAAAAAAAINZ
>>158464505Those fans root for the 49ers now.
>>158464467The only good thing Jerry had he alienated in Jimmy. Even if he dies his family is just gonna continue his legacy of shit to probably worse degrees. Doesn't matter cause they make so much money no matter what they do.
>>158464495How is making to the NFCCG or SB "crashing out"? Last year was the first time the niners made the playoffs without making the championship in fucking forever
I got a very important question: wtf are the iggles doing?
This lost meant nothing. The Lions played a decent game I'll give them that but we beat ourselves honestly. Once the vikings trade for jonathan taylor no team is stopping the vikings from winning the super bowl.
Problem?
>>158464525Surprise rebuild.
So we're gonna see a slew of trades this week, right? So many teams just had their seasons upended today.
>>158464524>How is making to the NFCCG or SB "crashing out"?
>>158464518>>158464464mr. october every year and then crashes or injured when the games matter, have fun with that lol memedoza won't save you either
>>158464505I’m excited to make the traditional thread
The 49ers need to trick the Ravens into trading for Mac Jones and then use the picks from that trade to get either Garrett Wilson or Maxx Crosby.
>>158464535It's a week from Tuesday and aren't a lot of them last second?
>>158464464PERC THUGGINS
>>158464532Has anyone in the NFL unfucked his shit like he has?
Bird teams are inherently evil and I'm glad another one of their seasons ended today
My birbs are doing great and I’m happy
>>158464549There are 2 good bird teams though and they're in the same division
>>158464537feelin' a little seethey tonight, anon?
>>158464539Garrett Wilson is not happening, there's literally zero reason for the Jets to trade him when they already have a fuckton of high picks. Their roster is not bad either, get a new HC and QB and they're a solid team.
>>158464549>Bird teams are inherently evilbased noticer.
>>158464539The Raiders aren't moving Crosby, and the Jets have Jets probably aren't dropping Wilson. But the niners definitely should deal Jones. Whatever they get is better than nothing, which they'd get if they don't deal him. I don't know if they just really really are scared of Purdy getting hurt, which is reasonable, but there's at least a few teams that'd want him now, right?
>>158464555Trips on truth
>This dude is a coach on your team
>>158464562Geno really isn't the problem as far as I can tell.
>remain optimisticSEA SF KC DEN MIN DET CHI GB CLE PIT CIN JAX NYG BUF NE>life supportLAR LVR HOU CAR ATL TB NO>overLAC BAL IND DAL PHI WSH NYJ>never had a chanceARZ TEN MIA
>>158464570can't wait for this overrated nerd faggot to be permanently run out of the league
>0-7 chorgersI know they’re the chorgers but how? They have so much talent on their team
>>158464573>Coug QB balled out and won an all time comeback in franchise history>Yoo Dub QB threw 4 picks and lost to a guy who completed 0 passes I'm noooooticing.
>>158464579Because Justin Herbert is a very, very bad quarterback.
>>158464576>NYGI chuckled
>>158464571He's okay as a game manager (better than his raiders stint at least) but he's clearly there as a bridge guy who isn't going to win many games but will at least have the offense looking productive.
>>158464585They're almost certainly winning the division at this point. Maybe Jerry thinks he can still turn it around but lol.
>>158464579When an offensive line plays as bad as the Charger's it's hard to even run an offense
>>158464589I don't care he's funny and is a good bench piece. How come Barson Kek didn't play?
>>158464585Man, the Giants would have ran away with this dogshit division already if Dart weren't hurt. I don't know if they'd be real contenders, but the NFCE is theirs to lose for the forseeable future.
>>158464579>They have so much talent on their teamThere's no way you believe this, name one player on the team outside of Herbert. This isn't defending Herbert's objectively awful play either but they have one of the worst rosters in the NFL
Just 2 winning QBs statlines
>>158464582That's future Colts QB Justin Herbert your talking about
>>158464596N9neX2 is a bajillion times better than Dort.
Im gone keep it real wit you folks, i dont think Josh Downs is moving the needle for the Chiefs.
>>158464593Kek is on the Cards as the QB3
>>158464602based retard
>>158464539Ravens aren’t trading any picks now. Now if 9ers want someone like Humphrey then we can talk.
>baker mayfield has completed 7 passes in the last two games>he has attempted 14 passes total>the bucs have outscored their opponents 59-13 in the last two games>both games were against divisional opponentsWhat the fuck is this division
>>158464570It's time for him to coach at the college level.
>>158464602oh yeah? if that's true then why didn't he have any touchdowns today?
>>158464605she looks like she smells amazing
>>158464596Nine is better than Dart and if the Giants are smart they'll deal Dart before the trade deadline. Dart has less value the longer they keep him and he isn't beating Nine for the starting job come training camp.
reminder that the Bucs defense is elite and is going to shock a lot of people on Sunday night
>>158464537You lost Geno, go fuck yourself, there was loud ass DEFENSE CHANTS in NJ, Raider Nation never forgets
Cute horse
>>158464625The weather isn't going to save your ass every week.
>>158464629lol that horse is watching football! that's so silly!!!
Andy Reid is the only person on planet Earth who believed Butker would make that kick
>>158464635You're mad your media team can't have a native American watching football
Pittsburgh Steelers
>>158464647McCarthy is back baby
>>158464647>>158464651Can you imagine how bonkers it would be if old-ass Rodgers and McFatass make the playoffs? Let alone if they go on a run?
>>158464647Jaylen Warren is a beast
>>158464657>>158464651The vibes are currently immaculate
>>15846465749ers-Steelers Super Bowl so Aaron Rodgers can end his career getting blown out by the 49ers.
>>158464647That fat fuck receiver is fun to watch
>>158464570a proud man of color :)
>jestO I m laughing
>>158464661thats MY udfa OPOY
>>158464600Baker looks ill in this photo.
It’s hilarious how retards try to compare this Chiefs era to the Brady-Belichick dynasty. Those Patriots were anal pulverizing their division nonstop, whereas the Broncos, raiders, and chargers have gotten numerous wins over the queefsIt’s not even close. It’s laughable
Win aside, did Surtain even have a good game? Who was he covering?
>>158464671he might actually be the heaviest player to ever catch the ball regularly
>>158464688Who do the Chiefs even have that you need to cover?
>>158464671that's MAHNT WARSHINGTON to (you)
It’s painful Lamar and Zay literally never got to play a full game together
>>158464684>numerous0 is a number
>>158464688If you don't know what your corner was doing, he had a great game.
>>158464698Cope
>>158464697There's always next year.
Skeeyup is going through it...
>>158464600holy shit burrow is elitealso kek at baker mayfield having 3x the rating of penix
>>158464717Fuck him, he betrayed my Spurs during the NBA Finals, he's always been a fraud fan who chases controversy.
>>158464722>Spurs Fuck the cowboys
>>158464720I feel bad for Penix because you know that now that he's ass he's just going to get called "Penis" for the rest of his career until he inevitably retires. That nickname was always lurking in the wings for him, but if he'd been a good quarterback he probably could have won himself enough respect that it didn't get used very often. But he's ass, so he's going to get called it constantly now.
>>158464697It's ok, bro, just pray that come next September, he's able to string together 14+ games, they have a winning record, and they win 3-4 playoff games in a row!The LaMeme experiment has been over, just no one wants to admit it. They had their chance in 2023/2024 and blew both years. You're not going to get another full year of a healthy Lamar ever again. He's only going to get more and more beat up and if you're lucky enough to have him play, he's not going to be anywhere near his best, which still wasn't enough.
>>158464600>>158464720Joey Reddit is getting bounced in the wildcard and Baker Busrider is dumpstering the Packtards in the playoffs.
Does CMC break the single game rushing record against the Rai ers next week?
>>158464720>burrow is elitehe threw 3 picks to the same corner and almost lost to the cam ward tits. joebaumsworld is a statpadding bum.
>>158464422HoFer?
>>158464735Raiders D is ass so probably
>>158464735cmc is washed
>>158464730Nah fuck you. That o-line is literally unplayable, every single qb would crumble under it, let alone shitty QBs that have actual good lines. Anything less than a full trenches draft next year is malpractice. Just have to hope the ravens lose even harder so EDC gets fired.
>seething about ohiokek
>>158464600>Their AAV is the samelmao
>>158464735He's gonna break himself first.
Happy Baby Yoga Posebros...Are our Browns actually worthless trash?
>>158464737ez
>>158464313Not even joking I'd fist fight you for this take. Fucking heathen slime faggot nigger. Fuck you man some of us still appreciate history. what faggot you must be.
>>158464748great defense with a mediocre game manager can get you into the playoffswinning a playoff game is a much tougher task but not impossible
>>158464735His calf is bothering him too much.
>>158464754>great defense
>>158464754that supposed "great defense" got dogwalked by 43 year old rodgers today. they should have put up 35 but he tried throwing it on the 1 yard line like 5 times and it didnt ever work.
Lameme has an $80 million dollar cap hit next year, a no trade clause, a no franchise tag clause, and has missed 30 games over the last 5 years. What's the stupid idiot retard GM of the ratbirds going to do about it?
>>158464245Reprehensible
>>158464770I want the Giants to make the playoffs because the Ravens and Steve Biscotti deserve to be punished for choosing Lamar over Harbaugh.
>>158464770Pray to God some other team is retarded enough to trade for him and it's a team good enough for Lamar to agree to it. Though good teams either don't need a QB or won't make that deal, which is why they're good teams.
>>158464770he just needs more help.
>>158464245
>>158464771as chicken piccatas go this is average at worst man wdym
>>158464717Skeeyuppp is even still mad whenever the Broncos win. He's still so salty about Shannon
>>158464776if the ravens had the giants schedule they'd be 6-2
>>158464779have i been doxxed because it'd kinda be funny if i was
>>158464245Trying to be mean, it looks exactly like vomit
>>158464770The same exact trick he did this season. Turn Lamar’s entire annual salary into a signing bonus.
Feeling super uncomfortable how you guys are hating on my chicken piccata so I'm posting a pedestrian burger i made. Surely you guys can't dab on me this hard again.
>>158464780>google chicken piccata>it looks like foodThis does not
>>158464776Should’ve kept Harbaugh but fired EDC. GM is total garbage.
>>158464798Krabby Patty
>>158464776The Giants ARE making it to the playoffs.What a dogshit division.
Despite the horrible sack he took towards the end Scam Ward looked pretty good, career turing point incoming?
>>158464798are you foodspie?
>>158464770Some money bullshit that I'm too retarded to understand.
>>158464798Are you 8?
>>158464804Cooking is a hobby of mine.
>>158464798>>158464797 here. This looks tasty, would eat
>>158464798too much onion desu and the tomatoes are a little thick, it leads to the burger being unnecessarily tall and difficult to eat
>>158464798I think you're chicken actually looks great. Stop being a faggot, though.
>>158464798This dude lives in a pineapple
>>158464798Hate retard burgers like this. Who the fuck is able to take bite out of something this tall? You seriously need to pull yourself together.
>>158464798I'd devour that burger bro
Did all the Coofs fans drink themselves to death after beating up their families yet?
>>158464798Looks good to me mang
>>158464813Are you a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4
>>158464824Are you a fag? How are you able to open your mouth that wide? You must have an enormous amount of practice with your boyfriend presumably
>>158464798dayum
>>158464272no Smashing Pumpkins?
>>158464828Do you like BTS?
Only one man can save the Ravens now
>>158464838No
>>158464272hipster seattle fuck, not gonna put nirvana or pearl jam just to be coolthe fact that her favorite pavement album is brighten the corners and not crooked rain just proves this
>>158464815While this image is directionally true I don't think Bo would be smiling in this situation. He is a good natured and empathetic young man who would not want even patrick mahomes to suffer as a result of Bo's superior play.
>>158464828I went to japan and had a sonic youth t shirt on and a bunch of japanese people stopped me to talk about the band
>Steelers get rid of their longtime coach >Ravens get rid of their longtime coach Bengals are nexr
>>158464846oh thank christ
I like the Cincinnati Bengals Whodey!
>>158464839shouldve traded for mccarthy while they had the chance
>>158463878Grim
I you get hit by a bus for >posting a twitter screenshot >following that shit>making me read it
>>158464825why is this so fucking funny?
>>158464770Let him play it out if no good trade offer and have it over the owner why meme QB or QBs who had meme runs should just be let go and take whatever short term negative attention comes with it. Signing Flacco to that huge deal after the super bowl was a mistake. Signing Lameme to a near record deal because the Browns were retards and have Deshaun 230 million was a massive mistake. The LE BEST PLAYER drafting system they stole from Bill Belichick only works if you actually commit to it. It may not even work anymore in 2026 at all. When it did work though,it never worked on a championship level if teams would make an exception for anything other than top 3 position players.
>>158464825based
>>158464855Another casual reminder that pussy isn't worth it and ruins everything
>>158464825Yup, I'm thinking this is our year.
>>158464777No team is going to trade multiple first round picks for a guy who’s entering free agency in less than 2 years. Now if Lameme says no way jose to an extension then I can see the Eric taking what he can get. Regardless, it seems it’s one or the other at this point.
>>158464552Wait I didnt post that. Is there a second based Rotkardinalhans?
hey, >we beat a practice squad tonight
>skip lost another dinner bet to aqib Kek
say what you want about drake maye he knows how to shit on bad teams
It's over for my Ravens
Don't ask me how I know this but Bo Nix just impregnated his wife again tonight
>>158464118Miles was inducted into the Mascot Hall of Fame this weekend
say what you want about bo nix he knows how to shit on bad teams
>>158464934>they were a really good football team but we won ;)That's like the easiest "lol KWAB" thing to say in sports after winning
Why did Mahomes take a sack here instead of throwing for a 1st down?
>>158464951There's absolutely no one open
>>158464842But you’re asian
>mahomes gets injured once on a QB sneak seven years ago in a freak injury >never do it againIt's so bizarre, does Reid know that you don't need the QB to do the sneak themselves? Steelers run it all the time and Rodgers just stands to the side while it happens, no reason to not have the most effective short yardage play by a mile in your playbook
Why do you Krauts like the Cardinals so much?
>>158464960There's this crazy thing called "Wildcat" and apparently Reid has never heard of it.
My emo ravens are not okay (I promise) :(
It might actually be >our year
>>158464962Something about burning to death in the Death Valley
holy shit Bears fans are fucking clueless in the comments on youtube videos.>easy win against the Seahawks, bros they only have JSN>this is a clutch Bears win, look at their offense>the Bears have beaten the Seahawks before. easy W.
>>158464965Completely forgot that Fields is their backup as well, they wouldn't even need to run wildcat.
Just remembered that the kangz finally had to play a real time earlier kek
>>158464976Bears fans don't watch football they just jerk off to Caleb highlights (and Caleb himself), please understand
skoL
>>158464983they're playing in Seattle. in primetime. this is not going to be good.
>>158464547wade phillips
Why did Mahomes throw to a guy out of bounds instead of throwing for a game-winning TD?
>Seattle holds the highest primetime winning percentage of any NFL franchise
>>158464968Said the Steelers fan for the millionth time in over 10 years
>>158464993Because no one was open
Bros I feel so bad for Jack Campbell Imagine making a routine tackle and disconnecting your neck from your spine and you'll just never walk againYou're 26 years old and your life is just over like that No more late night food runs, no more 3 hour goon sessions, you're just a vegetable for the rest of your existence until you dieForget about winning a ring you'll have to try and win by not killing yourself
>>158464998I choose eternal hope over sadness
>>158464968They should have let Rodgers keep his old helmet
>>158465000>>158464953isn't andy reid supposed to be an offensive mastermind and mahomes magic makes him unstoppable with improvisation?
>>158465002If that really happened then everyone would be talking about it
>>158464968Why is Erin still even playing football? Fucking geezer.
>>158465017He really really loves it
Why do offenses make it so blatantly obvious that they're either going to pass or run when they get set?
Chiefs next 3 games could be very important, because it looks like a bit of a tough stretch after that
>>158465038that patriots game will be brutal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pleZFlMo7DsIt's up
>>158465026being a modern nfl player is tough, you have podcasts to attend, gta to playaint nobody got time to learn complex schemes
>>158465000Burrow would have threaded it to 11.
>>158465053Moss was covering 11 so that's an easy PI at least
NFL product genuinely sucks ass right now. Constant commercials, everyone looks rusty even halfway into the season, long list of injuries, you have to watch backup QB’s, and there’s always a penalty.
>>158465115Punish refs for getting penalties wrongForce players to leave college after 4 years and undo whatever other college bullshit that's come about recently that's made developing talent worseMake players practice hard and take the preseason seriously Revert to pre-2017 rules
>choofs
Where were you tomorrow morning when the Kings traded for Lameme?
>>158464976>bearsfags are delusional retards everywhere not just 4chaninteresting
>>158465182Cute that anyone thinks this florida nigga is ever willingly going north of the mason dixon unless it's the very last option of his career
>>158464976No... NO!!!
>>158465199It’s a rental though
Minnesota receives>Lamar Jackson Baltimore receives>2 first round picks>1 second round pick>1 mid tier starterDo you take it?
>>158465241>injured 30 year old memeqb>worth more than a 3rd rounder
>>158465241why would i take it if im minnesota?i could get herbert for less and he's not injured
How to play against the Chiefs>shut down k9>win
>>158465254Nick Wright won't like this.
>bang hand against defender>out for the seasonIs Lameme an injury faker or is he legitimately that fucking glass? I can't even decide which is worse
>>158465241>giving up 2 firsts, a second AND a player for a constantly injured playoff choker meme QB who has maybe a year or two of his prime left
>>158465042Lol
whitebros we're so back
>>158464968Wait til TJ gets his annual injury
>>158464855>Madison Beer NewsThe internet was a mistake
>>158465241When you put it like that it makes sense for basically nobody to trade for or extended Lameme.
>>158464968>Aaron wins it all in his last yearJust roll the credits of the NFL at that point, this mutt dynasty arc is just a non-canon spinoff as far as I'm concerned
>>158464855>marry NFL QB>suck and fuck all the talent out of him until he's sub-Daniel Jones tierWhat is this succubus's endgame? How does this benefit her?
Why did the kangz trade away their best qb
Losers big mad
One major thing that Allen has over his peers is that he's seemingly immortal, he hasn't missed a game due to injury since 2018 while Burrow and Lamar are made of glass.
The Broncos are fermented dog shit and they're 6-2. Clown season.
>>158465388He’s basically a linemen that also gets to stay comfortable behind a good o-line. Jayden Daniels is the opposite, he’s too scrawny to take a hit.
>>158465291roughing the tackler
Trade deadline's approaching, fellow Chiefies. Can we pull off a miracle and sign another sex pest/wife beater/convicted felon before it's too late?
kek doodoo brains melty nigger keeps getting induced by Bo ;(((((((( stinky!
Scorigami!
The Vikings should convince Brady to come out of retirement. You know he’s been keeping that body tight, the team is already poised to make a playoff run, and he’d have good tools on offense.
Its gonna be pretty messy if the bears lose to the sawks. The extra wildcard spot would go to the sawks in a head to head if they win so this is a pretty important game for both opponents. This doesn't matter however if the packers shit their pants the next 3 weeks.
>>158465498reckon he's been keeping his arsehole real loose by letting his son fuck him up it, fucking cheating scum freak
>Packers vs PatriotsIt only took 9 weeks for the NFL to cough up a game in which we are guarenteed one of the deepball faggot teams lose. I can't wait for either to be 5-4.Also excited for Pats chiefs and rams packers and chiefs rams.
>>158465498Its been secretly said that after rodgers retires, brady will takeover and lead the steelers to their 8th superbowl title
>>158465507da bears won't lose to the she cawks
With the absolute blow-out that took place this Sunday, losing eight out of nine games, black qbs are now 21-39 against white qbs. A Caleb Williams win tomorrow against Sam Darnold would barely move the needle in their favor. Week 8 of the 2026-27 NFL season is looking pretty poor for black qbs.BlackQBros... Is it over?
Reddit has better nfl discussion...
>>158465388It's a difference between their offensive lines and body types, Allen is huge compared to Burrow and Lamar. Lamar tried bulking up for like a season and was noticeably slower and less shifty, maybe he should try that again.
>oh we had a game in Denver?*Braaaaaaap*>too bad my back was sore....*yawns*>anyway I'm just gonna take some errrrr """medication""" now :)
wasn't delane supposed to be the best cb in football this year? he didn't even play
>>158465593He was shooting up junk with Josh "Trent Williams 2.0" Simmons in a Denny's parking lot mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>158465611nothing wrong with feeling good fuck football
>ermmmmm ACKSHUALLY you have to chuck it deep all the time otherwise that's not competitive football o algo ;((((((Imagine this fucking loser trash ass turnover machine thinking he can give Bo Nix advice on playing Quarterback keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek ugly never was Harvard bitch. Learn some respect
>>158465388Lameme is literally of A Type. Black run-first quarterbacks like him are frequently fragile, look at Mike Vick, look at RG3, look at Tyrod Taylor. It would be better if he were the OTHER type of black run-first quarterback, the ones built like tanks. This type included Steve McNair, who was basically Josh Allen but black. McNair could take a lot more punishment.
>>158464068Illegal play should have been flagged for illegal block in the back you faggot
Cowboys(3-5, 3-5 home, 0-0 away)
BIG BEAR COCK BACK IN TIGH NIPPON CUNNYdid you know most of Worst korea has 4chins blockedo
There was no false start. Chiefs should've won
I went to bed early grumpily thinking dem Gurlz won. Check out the replay next dayHave all the Waifus keking
>>158465683
>>158465686Are you also a German Cardies chad?
Congratulations on Broncucks winning their SB today, they will 1 and done in the playoffs
>>158465701I m8 the wrong choice almost a decade ago
>>158465291At what point does keep posting this become mental illness
>>158465686for me, its Sailor Mars
The only QB in the world capable of defeating the blitzkrieg nigger btw
