Honor those that have passed on. Bonus points if its fighters.
abysmal dogshit thread
first fir finland
>>158466974This
>>158466949>dishonoring the deadgrim
>fazza's plan
>>158466974forst for fonland
I had 2 bags of chips after laying off for 3 weeks and woke up this morning feeling like shit. the kind of acid reflux that comes up with every burpnever eating that poison again. only took my body 3 weeks to see past its deceptively tasty flavors and satisfying crunchthis is /heem/ related because eating junk food destroys your conditioning
>Jake Paul vs Doumbe
>>158466927day of the ufc
gettin buzzed
>>158467021is that considered a full head of hair? I understand it's not like kpop boy band tier thick hair but he's got enough there that a proper combing would make it look fully covered right?
>>158467016you also ate two bags of chips you fat piece of shit. one bag and you still thought to yourself to keep pushing through, taking more damage, youre tough, nothing can stop you, these chips dont add up, well guess what? you got stopped by small batch chips. look at you now kid, youre all fucked up. lay off the chips
>>158467016You have a weak digestive system so it cannot handle greasy and salty stuff like chips.Buy this, its good for digestion. Eat after every meal. I rely on these for when I eat really heavy food.
Great thread. Keep it up guys.
>>158467016Talmbout a chippy tea b?
>>158467035you're so right. it was disgraceful. I had full size snickers and twix bars too. never again>>158467044I'm just gonna go back to chicken beef and fish with veggies
>fat baseball player thrice gatekept in the past 2 years vs the chinless retard main event>two over 35 years old women co main>3-6 in the UFC can who hasn't fought in 3 years and a Cody Brundage victim both on the main cardlooking grim
I been training i been focus
>>158467048Michaels aura is so strong that it made Carlos nervous so he had to smoke
>>158467028yes full hair of head.
>>158467067carlos doing his best impression of not being scared
>>158467057Murtazali Magomedov should be a good watch. the guy he's fighting, Jose Delano, is pretty legit too. only recent loss is to Gabriel Santos, he's been running LFA otherwise and has beaten Ruchala in the UFC (former very good KSW guy)but yeah pretty poor card outside of that. definitely a VOD watch with liberal skipping at best
>>158467057stacked roster #dayoftheUFC
bruh y'aw tole me dis doo wuh gay
>Woke up, turned on Youtube on my 85 in QLED Mini HD TV. >Watch Colby Covington interview on Submission Radio>Eat 4 cheese Sous Verde Egg bites>Finish it and then pour myself a glass of 2% Milk>Eat Cookies and Cream Cupcake from Cost CoGet on my level Peasants
Revenues for ufc are higher than ever so they must be doing something right
bro talking about 5"7 atomweight brazza vs a 5"6 brazilian as something to watch out for
>>158467108classic beard
>>158467110lgm
magomedov is good and goes for the kill
>>158467118nah she's got a crazy body. beards are fat or twiggy. this is a cat that purrshttps://www.instagram.com/katkiry/
Zombie girl? I'm sold
>>158467127he hit the crazy twister on Melsik the Gun in his debut. he's legit. I like the new roster of brazzas comes in. Murtazali, Chanko, the Blue-Eyed Brazza, Bilal Hasan (if he counts)
>>158467128masculine features very muscly yep classic beard
>>158467127going for subs off his back and getting a couple of knockouts in brazzafcyeah this is gunna work out well in the big leagues
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>>158467141he's railing that ass bro we both know it
>>158467108Morales will level up after becoming a dad. It happens to every fighter, being a parent makes you stronger for some reason.
tvNSPORTS
>>158467170cuz you're responsible for the survival and thriving of another human bean B
Reminder that UFC Noche Ring girls are best UFC has ever had.
>>158467140If theyre from a zyrkastan and not a dawgstan i know they will be hungry fighters. hasan is asian of the sea
Please, someone marry Wei Li
Islam made a business decision
>>158467201she's so cool :)
>>158467199the Chechens also seem more violent. Dagestan has the best wrestlers. we will see if Usman can represent them well in striking at the highest levels. I don't think it's very good for him that he sort of struggled against Paul Hughes in the first fight. Hughes is fine but I don't think he's elite
We should advertise on Reddit. I want more posters on heem. In comment sections of reddit ufc posts, invite people to heem. But only cool people tho that arent fags.
>>158467201Why dont you do it then?
>>158467226they'd just leave. we have too many posters here that only want to shitpost and ruin the place. they genuinely enjoy smearing shit on the walls and taking a deep whiff
>>158467201Wei Li is kinda cute and has some nice thicc juicy legs. I think she can find someone but she should date a fighter shes too badass to date a normie
>>158467231she has nice legs but unfortunately she also has legitimate pecs
>>158467195>UFC on Halloween>Ring card girls have cat ears on>Laura Sanko with just the orange jacketDisappointing from the start, the fights didn't make that card any better
just drank 1 liters of milk lets go
>>158467170counter argument
>>158467111UFC has been hitting home runs every quarter. Its only a matter of time until they are worth 30 Billion.Its been impressive to see their progress. They are close to beating the NHL to become the 4th most watched sport in U.S. So it would be:1.NFL2.NBA3.MLB4.UFC5.NHL6.MLSThey also have alot of growth potential in Europe and Asia. Literally buy TKO stock they are a solid buy. Alot of their enemies are trying to counter them with MVP/PFL but they are too late. UFC is miles ahead of rest of mma promotions.
>>158467257>He doesn't knowTopuria was out for a year because of a messy divorce and his wife took away daughter. Topuria hasnt been the same since the divorce. Justin beat a heartbroken Topuria
>>158467270Feel for the guy hope he bounces back but not against volk.
>>158467257Topuria was a father long before this + loaded gloves
Topuria was out for the count before he was even considered for the White House fight. Who says you can't meet your aoife in Miami?
>>158467247tim kennedy fought you metric system commies once and he will do it again. get him a rifle and a leg
Jake Paul is boxing doumbe
>>158467281I admire how Volk took out Evloev. that was some masterful shit
The divorce was definitely Topuria's fault
>>158467327Miami women.
bamhole haram but meng is halal?
>>158467327How can you be so sure? We dont anything about what that relationship really was like
>>158467356I just know the type
>>158467360How do you know that?
>>158467368A magician never tells his secrets b
Rumor has itRumor has it when I shoot my shot it's automaticAutomatic, pretty bae says it's like magic
>>158467270Dominator also no kidsIf you want to be truly great, you can't have any distractions with wifes, girlfriends or children.Being a father can strengthen a man, only if their mother is a respectable, virtuous lady, instead of a Miami whore. Respectfully
>NEWS: Some Khabib fan lit Conors Pub on fire lol these khabib fans are crazy
>>158466933bappa I love you and that's why I'm telling you you need to get your head checked
>>158467397Nevermind its from last year, they just worded it weird made it look new. The Khabib fan has been sentenced to 6 years
>>158467217the dagestan days are numbered that’s for sure. no more silly fury lay and pray hat
no one told me garry got booked against the war dodger
>ynr 2018 /heem/
>>158467434always looking back, yet stumbling forward. no fight iq
outta my way
lol remember all those redditors complaining about a basic stand up by the reff like it was some kind of crime
>>158467522good. let them complain
This will probably be Jakes last boxing fight. He is switching to mma next year. This fight is lopsided, Jake weighs like 40 more pounds than Doumbe lol.
>>158467409was the arsonist arrested and confessed being a brazza loyalist?I've heard Conor has more dangerous enemies than just a bunch of mountain muslimsThe old man Conor punched in a pub, because he refused a drink was connected to members of the biggest drug cartel involved in the majority of cocaine import into Europe.I've heard he got squeezed for a couple million and had to give away equity on whiskey
Gus beat jones in the first fight. Ufc rigged the decision because a swiss champ wasn't gunna sell tickets.
>>158467579Gooby has mafia friends. I don't think they would extort him so easily especially not Ireland that is very insulated from others. I remember he gave the old guy six figures and then he bought the bar. Conor own two pubs and a restaurant. His family run them, think he just bought them to give his parents something to do
I wish I was australian like Volk
>>158467603>Gooby has mafia friends.You have no idea how mob types work. McGregor is late on a payment, someone burns his bar to send a message. McGregor pisses in the wrong guy's cereal, someone burns his par to send a message, etc. There are no friends, every relationship is built on the rockbed of extortion and dominance. McGregor is a little dog in the scheme of things
>>158467578hokit-paul raping france during the holiday season. symbolic
>>158467579>>158467603>>158467657His sister is in a relationship with a mob member. That should give him some sort of protection...
>>158467657The Irish Mafia are mma fans tho. They like fighters and are very friendly to them. They have money already, no point in extorting an Irish Hero. In the U.S is where they extort people, mainly Black celebrities, Rappers, and athletes. They call it a hood tax. Some are special tho and just take care of their families which happen to be gang members like Kendrick Lamar. His family is Piru Bloods, he looks out for them and they back him up if he has any issues with anyone. Thats why Drake never tried to hire thugs to get revenge on Kendrick for humiliating him.
>>158467578why would he swap to MMA? it's harder and there's less money in it
>>158467722any event with jake in it will make money, i think people will pay to watch him do mma and he wants to test himself
My dogo saved my father from a Derick lewis who tried to crush his brain with a rockI was mirin my dogo like " oooooohhhhh ".Pray for my respect for long and good christian life.She's a real heemer like that italian who jumped from his windows to fight.
>>158467722Jake has a wrestling background in Ohio. Logan was a state wrestling champ. They been mma fans for a long time and thats what they originally wanted to do but Logan couldn't handle mma training and Jake wanted to improve his boxing before he transitions to mma. It was always the plan.
>>158467285if anything it's the complete opposite given that topuria went through a divorce last year
>>158467415I think Khabib retired early because Fazza predicted and told him what happened with Gracie JJ, being introduced in the UFC, would happen to their Dagestani wrasslin. Talented, motivated and high level fighters, became aware of the skill level in grappling which was required to compete for the top of their divison. They have eventually caught up where they can defend and survive ground fighting against Brazza's.Islam was obviously better in wrestling exchanges, but he didn't dominate or outwrestled Arman, Volk or Ian Garry. Islam has good striking to fall back on, Khabib would have been exposed, badly
>>158467704it's the betting they want control of that especially spot bettingthat's why in all forms of sport underworld figures ingratiate themselves with athletes
>>158467823recognize that grin anywhere. you got a natural
>>158467722I swear this bong only knows doubt and negativity
>>158467944US and Spain have both had a talk with him about being a Negative Nelly. He needs to be more positive. Study the lyrics to this song UK. It will help you be positive. https://youtu.be/68vZX2uUKKA
i like writing but i dont know how. or maybe i just lack the story.what if i was transmigrated into ken shamrock, what techniques would i try to learn to heem the likes of royce gracie, rich franklin and tito ortiz?how would i manage my mma career, wwf career and finding smoking hot trans women to date in that early era?i'd definitely want to be the face of mma, be a triple division champion and shit
