This week's Monday Night Football is an immediate rematch from last week's League Cup Fourth Round as Newcastle United host Everton at St. James' Park. A repeat of Thursday's 3-1 victory will send the Toffees up to 7th, while the Magpies could end the night in the top 7 instead if they win.Kick-off is at 8:00pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.NEW: Hornicek; Dedic, Schar, Burn (c), Hall; Gonzalez, Joelinton, Willock; Barnes, Elanga; Osula.>Subs: Pope, Botman, Bamba, Wissa, Thiaw, Steur, Toure, Murphy, Ramsey.EVE: Pickford; O'Brien, Tarkowski (c), Branthwaite, Mykolenko; Garner, Armstrong, Dewsbury-Hall, Rohl; George, Barry.>Subs: Travers, Maitland-Niles, Dibling, Keane, Johnson, Norgaard, Alcaraz, Hackney, Graham.
>>158468549Go Newcastle
kek sandcastle
KDH goal
>>158468571Slightly favoured by the betting odds.
Go Barnes and Hall in particular!
Someone should do a study to see how often the pre-kickoff odds predict the result correctly.
>>158468549No sign of Mr. Grealish, I see...
>>158468732Or a study of when I bet the favourite and they seem to lose everytime #justmyluck #ofcourseithappenstome
>>158468753No I don't gamble (unless you count passive investments). I just would be interested to know how often "wisdom of the crowd"--or at least the part of the crowd sufficiently confident to put its skin in the game--is correct.
Joelinton and Tarkowski are guaranteed to be carded. Especially after last games hand bags.
I like it that they leave one match for Monday, but why is it always some tragic mid table slurper no one cares about
>>158468746
This is going to be one of the best football matches ever
>>158468870only way this will be entertaining for the neutral i suspect
>>1584689474-5 everton with 3 unanswered
>>158468549anyone going to have a link? I don't pay for anything that has USA and Newcastle keep getting that channel
>>158468956They seem to have developed some strange type of rivalry the past few years. I think it's down to Everton raising money for Bradley Lowry (young sunderland cancer victim) and of course having a Mackem in goal. There was also some crowd trouble with a newcastle fan punching a horse. It should be some quality murderball tonight.
>>158468902Has to be clubs not involved in Europe
>>158468549hornicek has shagged all women in prague
>>158468992https://fmhy.net/video#live-sports
>A banner promoting Newcastle's Champions League games from last season is still on display a stone's throw from St James' Park.>It's just eight months since they held Barcelona at St James' Park and 10 months since they drew 1-1 away to European champions Paris St-Germain.>The Champions League looks a distant memory for the Magpies right now.
>>158469023bless
>grealish dropped again
This is one of the worst last posts I've heard in a while. Its always so incredibly rushed nowadays.Fucking premier league ADHD generation.
>>158468549I love how much i've bullied OP into fundamentally changing his approach to thread making
>>158469145including the channel? good changesometimes bullying is needed
what does he do?
>>158469167beer and curry
So was Grealish dropped for being a drunk?
TOFFEES TILL I DIE
>>158469145>>158469160You're strange lads
>>158469027that must be older, it says it's in black and white
Pidcock time wasting within the first 10 minutes.Is this really what modern football has come to?
What went so wrong?
Please score three goals in this match.
>>158469174He went to some awards show in London and apparently went on a 2 day bender after it
>>158469282maybe he can go and play with ange and ronaldo in saudi
Love this lower league shit as an appetiser before the CL chads play tomorrow
>>158469282>Posts a picture of a random black person>Thinks /sp/ will know who it isIt could be George Weah for all i care
>>158469304Inshallah he will
>>158469310>Where the big boys play
>>158469282The Welsh Dele Alli
>>158469310This game will have a higher level of quality than Man Utd v Roma
>>158469344Obsessed cope
>>158469344you going to watch that for the /mug/ or athletico bayern? im undecided
The Chicago Bears would bootyblast both these shit teams.
everton look the better side so far
>>158469282he had a good career; Alors on danse, Papaoutai, Tous les mêmes are all time hits
>5000 empty seats available today in Newcastle endReminder never fall for the Geordie meme, pathetic for a 1 club city
I'm for Everton.
>>158469349United are absolute shite, customer
rather curious shot that from george
Barry would miss stood on the goal line
>>158469431Well yes you never specified it's the goal line between the 2 posts, could be the goal line outside the posts between the post and corner flag.As such it'd be near impossible to score
>>158469349?man u are 17th
Newcastle is shocking. Jesus Christ. I cant even call them a one dimensional team. 0.5 dimensional team at best.
>>158469430And there it is.
No shots on target yet from either team. Did they see something encouraging in the way Liverpool were playing?
>>158469490They should abandon this attempt at modern football and just play long balls to speedy bois.
I'm obviously not British so feel free to correct me but aren't Newcastle like an Everton level club? Why is the stadium so frustrated like they should be steamrolling them?
>>158469532Geordies are infamously delusional, and the Saudi thing made them think they were huge now
>sliding around in other players spit and snot
semen status?
cats on xitter were rating jaissle after a draw against pool and a win against spurs
KDH would be pretty decent if Everton had competent players around him
>armstrong
everton are ahead 0.92 to 0.21 on xG
>>158469532Because they're playing like shite.
>>158469614what's the xGOT?
>>158469532in terms of history, no, not even close, Everton is a much bigger club
>>158469532no, everton are much better
without irony any English manager playing this kind of football would get called a hoofball dinosaurwhat a mess
hornicek? LMAO
>Horny kek
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
Please score two more goals in this match.
kek
>>158469431well well well
>>158469772All he needed was to be six inches away from goal
>>158469532Did you see Elanga failing to receive a stationary 5ft pass?Did you see all the Newcastle players chickening and taking 10 seconds to make a turn and being surprised they got two defenders behind them?Did you see Schar making long passes into fucking nothing and praying it ends up into a newcastle player, 5 times?
you know...they were calling George "Evil Saka" in memes but he really looks absolutely nothing like Saka
I didn't realise Jaissle was a single tactic purist like AmorimIt's really going to be 3-1-6 long balls in possession every match for as long as he's here isn't it
Literally what is dedic good for
Go Everton!
Everton all over them
>>158469814just needed a warm body in at right back until Livramento is back
Suggestion: Utd appoint Howe, Carrick takes over Newcastle as interim
Moyes will win a trophy for Everton, I can feel it.
>>158469840>Moyes
Gordon was really holding Newcastle together wasn't he?
Hall does fuck all yet again
>>158469840Wonder if he's ever forgiven Ferguson for dropping him in the cack
Is Thierno Barry, dare I say, the new Thierry Henry?
Surely Pope is a better keeper than this retard
>>158469840hes in the last year of his contract at everton, you reckon they extend it? think they might roll the dice
>>158469532one taste of that Saudi money and they lost all their senses
WISSA COMIN'
>>158469870Owners won't want any risk whilst trying to sell the club, probably keep Moyes
>All that cheering when it didn't go in KEK
close
>>158469870who else? they just need to have a steady ship for the time being
>>158469882good point, what about moyes you think he will want to stay?
>>158469890>nooo don't cheer for your team
>>158469860Is Thierry Henry the old Thierno Barry?
>>158469840you now remember Moyes winning the Conference League with West Ham
>>158469904where else would he go?
I would have made that run
>>158469904Probably, I don't think any bigger clubs will want him and he will probably fancy with right couple deals he can get them at least in conference league and win a trophy which would make him a legend
Moyes back to Man Utd
come onnnnn gotta score another
>>158469915retirement leagues
crazy how dewsbury hall doesn't get a free kick for that when any arsenal player gets a free kick + yellow card for the opposition when they dive to the ground without even being touched
>>158469912been hearing some rumblings from west ham not being happy with nuno, think theyre down to 8th and are starting to worry they will get stuck
>>158469930>think theyre down to 8thoh they're 8th alright...
>>158469915forest? i dunno usually just comes down to money
>>158469930Nuno has always been a fraud whose career was based on being Jorge Mendes's oldest client
if that was an arsenal player instead of barry it would be a penalty + red card
>>158469924gotta be part of the red club to get that treatment
YES!
Barry might never play football again
??? That's a clear penalty, he goes through Barry to get the ball
FOOKS SAKE NGUBU
for me, a neutral, not a penalty
KDH as a forward?
>>158469954>Everton fans celebrate
>>158469964he is all they got
>>158469955red intimidated by cauldron St James
>>158469951Lol, rather bloodthirsty aren't they?
oh no there he is
Jack Grealish still on the bottle lads?
>>158469930good, couldn't wait to get rid of moyes despite winning them that trophy just because he's not got a fancy forren name - thought they were better than him when he was literally holding the team and club togetherwas dealt a shit hand at yanited with what he inherited after Fergie scorched everything in his wake and suffered the same image issue as not being big/good enough for them and hence not being given enough timecame back to everton who were shit and floating around relegation for years and has stabilised them somewhat - and they'll still treat him like shit. pisses me offhe doesn't get the respect he deserves
You can't tell me Woltemade wouldn't improve this team
>>158469981He's on the packet
Neverevercastle
>>158469984check his juventus stats...
>Newcastle United have failed to keep a clean sheet in each of their last 14 home league games; it is the longest run in their league history.
>>158469997Player of the month!
I was not expecting Matthias Jaissle a serial winner from RB Salzburg to Al Ahli to be struggling so bad in the high level
johnson again ole ole
>>158469982Well said
why does everton have so many whites? the premier league to do something about this
>>158470047They do? They must be on top of the table then
Newcastle got a shot on target at home
>>158470047feel like they have the whitest fan base.
>>158470047>>158470075>American interracial cuckoldry appears
Fulham's gonna get a win against Newcastle
>>158470003
probably should have kept eddie meme lads
>>158470047Have you seen Chelsea.
>I sold my soul to the Saudis and all I got was the milk cup
JOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRDAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
>Wissa taking the shot on the turn rather than passing to 2 team mates to tap inHurr durr
how is it fair that yakub plays for newcastle
>>158470095He was finished with them, the final day versus on the beach Fulham summed them up
Only just remembered, we had this same fixture a few days ago in the Carabao Cup, didn't we?Same with City vs Brighton. Weird.
>>158470141The simulation is saving RAM
yeah this team tries, tries my patience!
Get that thug out of here!
thank god that slurpy is over
Ramsey. Horrendous flop buy by Newcastle
You have to be a right numpty to get a red card in the 98th minute.
hes armstorng but not ankle strong
damn how was that not a straight red
everton up to 5th on fridaysheesh
Don't give up geordies!
I'm tired, lads.
>>158470201
>>158468549Fookin fuming
>>158470003kek. imagine going back in time and showing this pic to romans and german barbarians.
