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gma

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>footage of the norf list on their end of season trip at the Bahama's

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>>158468951
OMG
*yoink*
tabla x

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https://youtu.be/9EtCUMMEAbg

How bout this big fella why don't you open up old ms paint and make a meme for yourself for a change? Oh that's right you don't have a creative bone in your body.

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soOoo true
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>>158469105

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>>158469132
done him with that one

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>1000 hours in ms paint

been samefagging a lot lately because all the "big" posters are doing it

shitting rn

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alf wishes ella a speedy recovery!

Good morning alf

>>158469294
some are calling him the most schizophrenic man itt

The race that stops a nation

I'm going to need some horse tips today. I have to eat tonight and without a win that won't be possible

Hidalgo x

the caviar i had yesterday has upset my stomach

>>158470069
OI ARE YOU GONNA HAVE A PUNT?!? ITS THE MELBOURNE CUP!?! YOU GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT?!? GO ON UZ AN AUSSIE AIN'T YOU GO HAVE A PUNT?!? BART CUMMINS DEMANDS YOUR PUNT!?! YOU GONNA HAVE PUNT?!? GO ON CUNT GO HAVE A PUNT?!? ITS THE RACE THAT STOPS THE NATION!?! REMEMBER YOU GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT?!? WHAT ARE UZ A POOFTER CUNT?!? GO HAVE A PUNT CUNT!?! DO IT FOR AUSTRALIA?!? ITS MELBOURNE CUP DAY?!? GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT?!?

>>158470347
maybe they're incubating and next time you poo youll give birth to 10 million little sturgeons

i could not give any less of a fuck about smellbum cup

Morning vicbros, how are we going to enjoy the public holiday?

They should have a footy game on today

All the kids who ride the melbourne cup horses should be chasing a football around for our entertainment

horse racing is fucked

>>158470452
why do poor horses get shot for leg injuries when we could save the bullets for executing nick daicos

>>158470452
Shut up lefty faggot, go kiss some inner city faggot

>>158470458
>least unhinged Collingwood hater

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>>158470458

imagine theres a big crash today horses and kids riding them killed so they ban horse racing and turned flemington into a new fullwogs home ground

>>158470461
make the most of it today because we're going to make sure the evil of horse racing ends

NUP to the CUP

>>158470461
you dont have to be a lefty faggot to have empathy for animals

while we're at it, farm dogs are fucked

>>158470420
unironically should except all the players would fail their drug tests

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Flemington
r7n20

>muh heckin animalinoes are all fur babies!

nup to the cup is some performative bullshit

horses like to run

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>slaves like to pick cotton

leftists like to use bad arguments

>>158470093
see>>158470143
(go all in)

horses owe me money

slaves owe me their lives

alf owes me (you)s

Asian women owe me sex

>>158470975
here you are pal

>That first race
Lotto shit, how is this an industry

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>>158470848
You only dislike animals because you want love and find it unfair people care more about them than you

cazzie is watching all the races lmao

>>158470547
put me in the screencap commiepoof

Where is the best place to find videos and pictures of people at the Melbourne Cup today? I want to live the experience from the comfort of my bedroom.

>>158471003
i actually love animals nice projection though

>>158471023
if only there were a channel for horse racing

>>158471023
i'm hoping some photographers are there there snapping all the drunk sluts being lewd and passed out, showing their bare arses later

>>158470643
>enhanced games: afl edition

the race that destroys a nation

At the very least horse racing is honest about its connection and profiteering off gambling.

The AFL and clubs say they care about social issues, but the hard reality is that if they were serious, they'd make it a condition of broadcasting rights that no gambling advertising was allowed. Though they know that they wouldn't be as worth as much

Greenie anti horse pooftas OUT

If horse racing is fine why is having a monkey fighting ring illegal? I want to become a reputable breeder of elite fighting monkeys that is recognised and feared by his peers and gain vast amounts of wealth and status through my monkeys winning?

NUP to the Cup. Simple as.

Numbers for the quaddie alf?

>>158471042
> i'm hoping some photographers are there there snapping all the drunk sluts being lewd and passed out, showing their bare arses later
Yeah that's what I'm after. For AFL research.

>>158471175
>anti horse
Pretty sure "anti horse" are the people demanding that we have an entire industry for racing horses rather than just leaving them alone in a field

Ban horse racing. Imprison all trainers and jockeys for animal abuse. Redistribute horse racing lands for community purposes. Confiscate all racehorses and turn them into steaks and glue

*cup's balls*

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>>158471218
Anti horse people are anti slut people.

>>158471175
>anti horse
think you got it backwards champ

>le classy cultured dressup day so fancy and sophisticated
>but i'm getting drunk and gambling like the disgusting low-class bogan slob that i am XD

Set yourself a deposit limit for today. Only 3 wanks. Save some of the skin on your shaft for tomorrow.

>>158471218
These horses would be turned into glue if they weren't racing retard. The live like gods

>>158471306
> These afl footyballers would be turned into glue if they weren't playing footy retard. The live like gods

>>158471297
i asked you before, are you gay or do you just hate women because they dont pay you any attention?

Would you rather bet on monkeys or horses ask yourself that?

>>158471353
i already do bet on monkeys. Id like to bet on giraffes racing, tbqh

Ban gambling on animals, which perpetuates industries of animal abuse

>>158471353
>bet on monkeys
yeah but there's nothing to be gained from betting against richmond

>>158471376
Animals abuse each other in nature all the time? I'm giving my monkeys a chance at a better life.

>>158471306
You call me a "retard" and fail to realise that those horses were created specifically for racing, without racing there wouldn't be so many horses in the first place

horses are mesically and scientifically better off for due to horse racing

In the future the AI's will bet on human racing

>put money in sportsbet account
>didn't work
>try it again
>it works
>but now the 1st one actually worked
>sportsbet doesnt let you withdraw money you deposit unless you turn it over with a bet
Fuck you

wogball is about to collapse again
https://www.espn.com.au/football/story/_/id/50285421/aleagues-financial-woes-how-solvent-australias-top-tier

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>>158471432

>>158470629
basic animal empathy o algo

>>158471432
babby's first lesson in anti-money laundering legislation

>>158471437
Should never have separated from football Australia

>>158471442
>>158471479
Guess ill put the left over money on north Melbourne in the aflw it's the surest thing I can think of to a win

>>158470826
can someone go through all the times this image has been posted and tell us his track record?

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>betting on aflw
WEW

>>158471511
I want my money back i didn't mean to deposit that much

>>158471432
>getting surprised when gambling companies don't give your money back
That is their very purpose for existence

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>>158471540
>putting money in the casino machine and thinking you can just get it back

>The latest published cross-government estimates indicate that state and territory governments collect approximately $10–10.5 billion per year in gambling-specific taxes.
And there it is. That's why it's still legal.

Carrier, Meltdown, and overflow were 3 really underrated black ops 2 maps

>>158470629
you don't have to be anti-racing to have empathu for animals

Good chance ill do some anus sun tanning today in the backyard

>>158471932
might do the same actually, day for it

>>158471823
dumb people should read this so they can feel smarter

>>158471950
reddit: the post

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The Melbourne Cup cheese board

any good horse racing melts

>>158472147
lgm

soggy sao for lunch

>>158472147
crispo

>>158472147
Need more meats for mine

>>158472147
I like your knife

>>158472238
The misso said deli meats are terrible for me so she added strawberries instead

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>>158472147
You grew up in a single parent household?

>>158472385
No mate, loving family i have

*reads the thread*

*reads the thread like morning paper*

>>158470629
Horses love running, cunt

>>158472238
Its impossible meat chorizo

>>158471139
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>158472147
I like how the snakes balance the savoury elements.

Where's >eating meat, anon? Usually he replies by now

>>158472632
getting bummed up his gay cunt poofter arse by another gay cunt poofter

Are you blokes going to watch the Melbourne cup in 2 hours?

>>158472632
Sorry mate but that kabana barely qualifies as meat

horses enjoy being oppressed

So many people in the pub today who didn’t know how to put a bet on

>>158472632
He's the cheeseboard cunt retard

>>158472475
Dad was a tradie?

>>158472723
At least a monkey can determine his fate what can the horse do but run itself to death?

Porn is the only thing that keeps me going

>>158472813
What about footy

>>158472858
Keeps me busy while I build up my next load

>>158472813
Scat porn for mine

>>158472858
Never really watched it

>>158472731
You do know that picture of a cheeseboard contains meat, right?

Some gold plated chains would make a nice retirement gift for a very, very good slave.

>>158472948
ahhh k yeah nice cheeseboard mate lgm