prev>>158467695
my niners c:
Queefies don’t know what a false start is kek
caleb williams could paint my nails and my face if you iykwim ;;)
My quarterback is sitting atop the AFC West after RAPING and HUMILIATING the Cans-ASS Shitty Queefs and their mongrel QB yesterday!
Is he the best QB in the NFL or just the NFC?Him Allen and Tlaw are my top 3
>>158469072Oh, they know. They just think it shouldn't be called on the Chiefs
Rammies still alive!
>>158469064I kneel >and start sucking furiously, making sure every part of my lips are giving maximum pleasure
>>158469064I look like this
>leave le blitz man to me
How many tonight?
HANNAH STRONK
If the Chiefs still had kareem hunt they win the game last night
>>158469076dual threat qbs are the best. goff is only a good passer
>>158469096One touch down
The Chiefs really were defeated by the Mile High crowd, if you think about it.
Rip bitter old angry negro
someone make a webm of butker's missed fg yesterday
>>158469119
>>158469071What is the award for?
it's over
He’s back
Brett Favre should come out of retirement for the Vikies
>>158469072Bro you don't get it bro it was late in the game bro you're not allowed to throw flags with under a minute left bro it's fucked up bro just let us play bro what the fuck bro
Oh he's fucked huh?
>>158469071humiliation ritual
>>158469150positive = not dead
>>158469144What the fuck happened to him to make him quit his job
>super bowls Brady won by cheating: 4>super bowls Mahomes won by playing good football: 3It’s not even a comparison, Brady is the biggest fraud to ever exist. That’s why I stopped rooting for the pats back when they were relevant
>>158469150Career ending self heem, very deserved
>Most annoying (delusional) fans so far this season, in no order:-Broncos/Bonix fags-Vikings fags-Redskin fags for some reason?
>>158469071You think Bo smokes weed with Sean?
My Berds
>>158469170Bears are worse
>>158469119That sucks. hope he gets well.
Is this true?
>>158469177yeah they're pretty delusional as well.
>>158469150Legs no worky. Poor guy.
>>158469165>trying to deflect from yesterday's loss this hardI know you've only been a fan of the Chiefs since 2020 but it's ok. It's one regular season loss. It's time to move on, little guy.
>>158469119I saw Micheal Wilbon at a Nordstrom in DC yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him questions or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen identical neckties in his hands without paying.The old lady at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be angry and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the ties and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and glared at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each tie and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by calling her racist really loudly.
why is twitter spamming handegg shit at me?
>>158469162He simply went insane
BA to my ‘ders for a 7th round pick swap. Who says no?
>>158469180There is a contender, however. We'll never know for sure.
My Chargies!
>>158469150Damn he's vanderesh'd
dem boyz status?
>>158469195BA does because he would have to write a letter to get reinstated and he's genuinely too dumb to do so
>>158469165Look I know you just woke up and have been unemployed since covid but if you're going to post bait at least put some effort in
>>158469192Because the global Internet dystopia we live in knows you pay attention to football.
>>158469180Seems legit
>>158469187they have lost the last 2 games in a row. and one, they didn't get into the redzone even once. they are a huge fraud team.
>>158469203BA hired Drew Rosenhaus so he’s legit serious about coming back now
>>158469202All in my ass
>>158469207I have literally not once sought it out. I might have googled L'jarius Sneed a few times but that's it.
>>158469180>>158469196When the fuck are we getting a Lions/Bills Owl
>>158469202Booking their flights to Cancun
>>158469155You know Wilson was into that shit.
>>158469212They ended the broncos game in the redzone
>>158469177i think lions are the most delusional ones...
>>158469222lucky for them. i was talking about their game against the Seahawks.
dont mind me, just posting the best QB in the AFCW by literally every metric
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAubpFfEQAE
>>158469222>reading comprehension
>>158469172I think Bo Nix is like really fuckin straightedge. Maybe caffeine.
>>158469217is this accurate, Ikea bro?
>>158469214BA's opinion literally doesn't matter until 2027 because he missed the window for reinstatement. The Niners hold all the power here and they're going to burn him as hard as they possibly can, partly from spite but partly so nobody tries to do this again going forward
>is undefeated in November
>>158469236Is this body achievable natty?
>>158469076Sky Lord rankings on Halloween. Goff was #1 all week before getting knocked off his perch by the Vikings defense. And that just made him mad with the fury of a thousand suns
>>158469242That's literally a photograph of my room.
Yum!
Who gets traded first, lamar, herbert or hurts?
>Dan Campbell went to see Jack Campbell last night>I spoke with his wife>No mention of speaking with Jack
>all of the opinion pieces are saying Lameme played his last down as a RavenWhich NFL team even wants Lameme?
>>158469254chorgers should unironically deal herbert to the kangz
>>158469222Kansas City education
>>158469250Now, Burrow is the new Sky Lord (after playing the Titans)
>>158469224Dude what the fuck happened to them between 1999 and 2011? what the fuck?
>>158469258hes gonna go to minnisomalia
>>158469249ss+gomad
>>158469162Narcotics addiction
>>158469239I skipped over “and one.” Which should be and in one, but whatever
>>158469224Have you seen the Vikings Playoff and Super Bowl loses? They make Documentaries about how tragic the Vikings are.
>>158469245He deserves it. They drafted him high, he was their clear cut WR1, they paid him WR1 money, and then he got hurt. I don't know if he was just pissed that they made him wait so long for contract negotiations, but they do that with damn near everyone.
>>158469255She has needs that Jack will never be able to provide anymore. LOL.
>>158469258Probably all of them save 7 or 8
>>158469236i like how its become tradition everywhere he goes to dress him up like a dollie when he wins
>>158469260Two cursed teams shifting bad energies!I like it....
>>158469258Future Vikings or Cardinals QB.
ynr mendoza calling himself the nandolorian
>>158469273yes you are correct.
>>158469258have you seen the QBs teams are putting out here week after week? At least half the league unless there's some blackballing going on
>>158469240Did we ever get proof that this was Payton and not just someone's dad?
>black QBs
>>158469251nice
Roquan Smith should be thrown out of the league
All the shit that Herbo gets is really who Lamar really is, Herbo would have won an owl or two with the Ravens. Herbo has broken fingers during games and gone back out to play and win. Lamar is a small mind weed smoking, video game playing mamas boy!
throw out this bussy
>>158469274I 100% agree that he deserves it. My best guess is he has some kind of problem that would cause him to fail a physical which is why he didn't show up for his rehab assignments, but even if that WAS the case he should've tried to work with the team instead of just ghosting them and shitposting about it
Are they hiding Campbell's condition so it doesn't ruin MNF?
>>158469218on a day that doesn't end in Y
What are the chances Aiyuk buries the hatchet and comes back to the niners, with the state of the WR room Kyle might be desperate enough to let bygones be bygones
>>158469321he died and theyre cloning him like they did with whopperman try and keep uo
>>158469321No they probably just have a lot of unknowns
>>158469302he barely touched that crybaby faggot Allen. It would have been funny if he stomped on his hand with his cleats.
>>1584693290%
>>158469329Zero.
>>158469311Neither of those guys are Him. Lamar is black and so he does not last. Herbert’s soul has been stolen by pussy. The best argument that you can make is that in Baltimore there would not have been any women worth being a distraction but both these dudes are cheeks
>>158469329that dude is done in the league
>>158469292At this point it's not a matter of how good he is, it's whether or not he'll even play. Let's put aside the fact that he's older, gone through even more injuries, and his absolute best years are behind him. Who would give up picks for an injury prone QB pushing 30? Let's say a team says fuck it and makes the move, and Lamar agrees to the trade. What team is optimistic he'll play for 14+ games and be healthy come January? These dual threat QBs have a short shelf life, and each injury for them is massive.
>>158469334>barely touched>ripped his helmet 180 degreesyou are fucking subhuman nigger go get shot by another nigger
>>158469321He died just like Watson did Thursday
>>158469354Sounds like he actually touched the helmet :^)
>>158469347Herbo would have won because before Beer he was plapping the daughter of the Ravens owner Milf Cooter
>>158469162Socioeconomic factors
Burrow threw 3 picks and now he's the best qb in the league LOL
>>158469321Liberty Biberty
>>158469362He is still only Justin Sherbert, the 10th best NFL QB at his peak
I notice more of the QB draft prospects are black than year's past, is there a particular reason colleges are going with black quarterbacks more and more?
>>158469372He is not the guy, not anymore. It’s Purdy or Lawrence now. Anything else is washed or just retardation
>>158469384Because there are a lot of black people in the South playing college football
>>158469354whiter than you, this sort of things happens in dogpiles all the time to Lamar. We just don’t hear about it because he’s not the leagues golden boy.
>>158469350Daniel Jones got paid after blowing out his achilies. Baker just got paid to not even complete passes. Darnold is holding his team hostage on a possession by possession basis. The state of QB play is absolutely abyssal and every rational team without one of the top 5-6 guys should take a look at Lamar, injuries or not
>>158469372Favre-esque
>>158469391Honestly that's probably the best explanation. College football is such a crazy big deal in the south compared to the rest of the countryI wonder if it's also why south based NFL teams are really bad
>>158469384Because they changed the rules so "mobile" QBs can thrive.
alright might wake up or not for the game, we will see. enjoy your evening frens
>>158469407Why?
>>158469384White peepo don't season dey football
Im going to post burrow stats
>>158469384Blacks hit peak maturity faster on average so high schools make them their stars. Colleges see these guys as “five star” top recruits thanks to their athleticism. Whites take some time to cook but if you have the right ingredients and take your time you get Brady or Montana or Manning. With blacks you draft the guy who “be throwin hard and runnin fass” and at best he’s Vick or Lamar and usually he’s more like Anthony Richardson
>>158469397The Giants are retarded, the Bucs are retarded, and I don't know what you're talking about with Darnold. They just won a bowl, are paying him like $30m/year, and have a winning record. Darnold's had some bad play this season, but it's nowhere near enough to question his position as a starting QB.
I've noticed that more and more quarterbacks have beards and moustaches. Why is that?
>>158469384unironically less racism and type casting now or at least not enough of it to ignore how meme qbs tear up weaker competition
>>158469422
>>158469415Because one, they want more black QBs, and two, they want more offense. They also don't want QBs to get hurt but that's not working because it turns out that non contact injuries are a thing and sacrificing durability for mobility is a disaster.
>>158469429Everyone is too depressed to bother shaving every day
>>158469422>>158469435
>>158469252You just know she's into some wild and kinky stuff
>>158469424You left out Sam Darnold
>Jags vs. Ravens on a short week with no QB
>>158469434>less
>>158469409Sweetest dreams about how your ancestors fended off the Soviets during the Winter War
>>158469258He's getting traded to Texans
>>158469422>>158469435>>158469447
>>158469266Gaped by Favre and Rodgers
>>158469252Massage parlor old lady sex.
just realized how ass the sport is without the best team playing
>>158469451>Jags notoriously play terrible against back up QBs
>>158469450He did not have all the right ingredients, just some of them. And he still has an owl
>>158469429Moustaches are fine. It invokes an aura of hygiene and maybe being a pedo. The scruffy guys probably just dgaf
>>158469468It’s a backup to a backup so it cancels out
>>158469467Hopefully this has been enough time for some of these injured bums to come back. Lord help us they need it.
Have a feeling that zesty buck in Chicago is going to ball out tonight
>>158469480I have a feeling the opposite will happen and Seattle will handily win a boring game
>>158469480He'll struggle for three quarters, but their defense will hold well enough to make it close down the stretch. My guess is it's gonna be under 35 points total. Probably a 17-13 game or thereabouts.
Hwo do career backups like minshew and Fitzpatrick come out of nowhere randomly and dominate but you give them the starting job and they always shit their pants?
>>158469480No. Seahawks are on a roll and Bears are coming back down to earth regardless of the Simmons trade. Seattle by 10 at least
>>158469496bad coaching
>>158469496They get taped
>tyreek the freak departs from the mutt>the mutt regresses to the average like everyone knew he would>tyreek the freak departs from mike mcdaniels' "offensive scheme">that scheme is exposed to be literally the worst in the whole leaguei think it's time to apologize. this nigga is a hall of famer.
>>158469496Two reasons. One is confirmation bias - statistically, most backups STB when put in the game. Maybe that’s survivorship bias.Two, switching up the QB mid game causes offenses to alter their game plan so if a DC came up with a good one against the offense being run by the starter, sometimes the offensive changes under the backup produce a good matchup.
>>158469496Minshew is an odd one. I think he does well when the field is chaos - the other team is not prepared for him and he isn’t the game planned QB. He shits out when he has to plan and be planned for. Good for short term injuries, not good for “oh shit I have to carry half the season”. Unfortunately you cannot pick and choose which you get in the NFL
>>158469496tape and gameplans matter a lot in the nfl. A guy with some talent can fuck you up if he comes in and you're unprepared. Minshew is a great example because preparing for Brissette, who takes no risks at all and plays the most dogshit kind of don't mess up too bad style of qb imaginable, is way different and an insane adjustment to make mid-game
>>158469504Tbh shouldn’t be controversial. He was unstoppable in his relatively short prime.
Justin Herbert has a hotter girl than you fags ever will. Who’s the real loser?
>>158469519but did you see the hooker he lives with thouh???
>>158469191why do celebrities always do this?
>>158469527(You) are
>>158469470Oh ok but what about Bo Nix
>>158469531It’s literally how the illuminati do their celebrity training. They just hand you this script for grocery store encounters, that’s why you see this same story repeated for everyone
>>158469529Excuse me she’s a musician
>>158469544i thought she was an only fans girl
>>158469519But bro he fucks a hot woman!!! He's the only one in the league that does this!!!!!
>>158469541Never should have made it out of Peewee. I don’t know maybe he is collecting blackmail or something but he’s still better than most darkies
Tell me why the Raiders trading Kirko back to the Vikings wouldn't make the most sense for both parties
I've never had a BIM but I'm worried about December
>>158469519context matters
worried about this bussy...
>>158469556Here's the context: Justin Herbert is a bad quarterback.
>>158469553The Raiders are doing just fine either way, so unless Minnesota (or Baltimore, or Philadelphia, or literally any other potential bidder) is prepared to pay through the nose for him, they have zero reason to move on from him.
>>158469094white yakub has solved flores?
>>158469519to be fair not everybody can have that minshew magic
I thank God everyday that I'm not a jags fan
>when someone posts another retarded ASSCRACK EPA BY MINGE EPA 4 quadrant chart
>>158469568Yeah man there’s nothing worse than knowing you’ll probably get to see your franchise’s first owl in the next 3 years. It’s all pain here
>>158469568I think the Jags are the only team I've literally never seen represented irl. I've never met a jags fan, nor seen a Jags bumper sticker, nor seen a jags sign in someone's yard.
>>158469576>probablyAnon, I…
>>158469514Jerry can't handle much more of these jumping out of the booth crashouts
it's joeybortion's turnthen josh allen's!!!!!
>>158469246Same
Vikings should get Flacco
>>158469599give the bengals a 1st rounder
>3PM>sunlight already dwindling
>>158469584Nigga until what’s done is done, everything is probably at best. Imagine being a Texans fan instead and never making it out of the divisional. Imagine being a fan of a team that hasn’t won an owl in your own lifetime. Imagine being a fan of a team right now that has no QB, no pieces and no serious hope (there are many of them)
You merely adopted the darkness. I watched a Ravens team with DPOY, OPOY, and DROY lose in the wildcard.
Why won't Coach Monkey put Shedeur in the game?
>>158469583And you live where?
what are your predictions for the game tonight?
>>1584696317-6 Burrs
>>158469631Darnold goes full >jest and throws 4 picks but the Seahawks still win cause Williams breaks a nail
>>158469218Probably when hell freezes over.
>>158469387>its turdy or tlawlollmao even
>>158469631The team that scores more points will win.
Is the Brian Flores 90% blitz rate a low elo meme fad or can it be legitimately used against contenders?
>>158469631seattle is gonna clown on the burrs i'm pretty sure
>>158469631there's going to be some flags
>>158469631Snoozefest
>>158469631Darnold has 2 soulcrushing turnovers that change the game
>>158469631Seahawks win by 2 scores. I think it'll be 23-12 or something similar
>>158469631Gonna be an absolute slurper. Defense is going to stifle Williams but it won't matter because Darnold is going to spill spaghetti all over the place. 17-13 bears.
>>158469631Burrs get embarrassed and stop posting until next SundayCaleb tries to suck someone’s cock on live TV
>wentz to start monday night versus the bills
When you were here beforeCouldn't look you in the eyeYou're just like an angelYour skin makes me cryYou float like a feather in a beautiful worldI wish I was specialYou're so fucking specialBut I'm a creepI'm a weirdoWhat the hell am I doing hereI don't belong here
>>158469236Why is his nipples brown? I have dark brown hair and light brown eyes, but my nipples are pink.
>>158469631Nationally televised hate crimes.
>>158469643Or Allen. That’s it.
Everything thinks it's going to be boring so kino game incoming.
>>158469664Sup lil bro how's Alison?
>>1584695149/11 2: dallas edition
Guys it might be totally over for the Ravens
I don't care if it hurtsI wanna have controlI want a perfect bodyI want a perfect soulI want you to notice when I'm not aroundYou're so fucking specialI wish I was specialBut I'm a creepI'm a weirdoWhat the hell am I doing hereI don't belong hereShe's runnin' out the doorShe's runnin' outShe run, run, run,RunRun
>>158469258>Vikings>Broncos>Eagles>Phins>Caridnals>Falcons>Rams>Saints>Texans>Colts>Jets>Raiders>Chargers>TitansAnd Seahawks Twitter too apparently
Why does Jester O'Connell have such a cult-like grip on Kangz fans? The offense has been anemic with every single quarterback they've started for the last two years and yet Minnesomalians are all screaming that the offense would be good they would just put Wince in the game, even though Wince was just as bad as Murray earlier this year
>>158469694wentz feeds jefferson and jeff is on my fantasy team
>>1584696864-5 after Thursday but the whole division is frauds so who can say? No owl this year though
Whatever makes you happyWhatever you wantYou're so fucking specialI wish I was specialBut I'm a creepI'm a weirdoWhat the hell am I doing hereI don't belong hereI don't belong here
>>158469631>pluto tv>simp webmpoor and brown detected
>>158469686
>>158469119Honestly he and Tony have not kept up with the times, their takes suck now, he should sit on the couch and churn out tweets like everyone else
The Eagles (Howie) have a really interesting decision coming up. Of course it's different if Jalen can't play again, but even if he comes back next year do they>draft QB>draft top OL>trade back to draft OL and top weaponsThey currently have the 5th pick and I don't see them winning too many more games.
Oh great Josh Allen is going to steal another MVP from Lamar this year.
>>158469693Ravens overhauled their whole offense to accommodate Lamar though so he won’t fit many teams straight away. Ravens are stuck with him most likely
>>158469686The Ravens best shot was 2023, and they absolutely blew it. They probably would have bootyblasted the niners in the Bowl that year, as they bootyblasted them earlier.
>>158469721The MVP is T-Law
>>158469694The record is good and no one wants to think about firing a HC unless you have to. As long as you’re doing well enough no one wants potential purgatory
>>158469691>>158469708What's happening cuckme? Bucs have looked good the last 2 weeks you should be happy
>>158469677I have a new crushI'm going to ask for her number tomorrowShe's going to say yesI'll take her out and we'll have a great dateShe'll be my girlfriendWe'll fall in love
>>158469734Very based good on you. You still in New York? Also what do you think of the run game lately. Bucky Irving and the whole O line are gelling crazy well
>>158469723No they didn’t. The vast majority of their movement has been on defense. They have the highest paid defense post Joey Porter trade. As long as a team gives him an offensive line he’ll find a way to make it work.
Praying for Jack Campbell. He's been a paragon of the white linebacker race.
>>158469686might be? lul
>>158469748he has passed on, he's with God now
>>158469745Maybe but he is washed. If Ravens try to get trade value as if he were still in his prime they are going to have a hard time. Honestly I would not be shocked to see Lamar just retire instead
>>158469748>>158469754sources are telling me jack is stable. please god.
I just saw the script for the game. It ends on a call just like the DEN-KC game.
>>158469744No I don't live in NYC anymore. Bucky and Gainwell have both been impressive. However, this team is still coached by Todd Bowles and as such has a very, very hard ceiling. My biggest fear is that this team win enough games this season to have the Glazers retain Bowles for another season, dooming this team to another year of spinning its wheels in futility.We're also paying Baker Mayfield $50 million a year to play like one of the worst QB's in the league.
>>158469334Huh. He literally tried twisting his head around. Idk how he got away with that.
>>158469773Thats a realistic fear, the Bucs can probably win then division with 6, maybe 7 wins this year.
It’s funny watching fans of other teams like the Bills or Chiefs be like “damn our GM sucks our rosters sucks our start QB should totally save himself and leave”. Like they truly do not know pain. They don’t know what it’s like to see a roster actually give up and roll over in real time. The Ravens are like 3-63 in the 2nd half over the last 2 weeks.
>>158469776how did the mutt lose to a 55 year old man?
>>158469791This is the Lameme future you chose.
>>158469706>>158469752This season is DEFINITELY over. But I said that because Lamar is a FA this off season. Idk if the Ravens and him will come to a deal. The reason they didn’t last year was because they couldn’t agree on the length and guarantees. Lamar might not be a Raven in 2027
>>158469776bo nix got the kind of face you can grate cheese on
queefies fled so hard yesterday kek couldn't handle the bants so went to their reddit safe space
>>158469807Lamar probably goes to Tennessee IMO
>>158469393Those were clean hits, and they weren’t grabbing his helmet and twisting it. It’s not their fault that Lamar is made of glass, and refuses to play unless he feels 100%.
>>158469321He's a vegetable, they all but admitted it with that 'update'
>>158469828My man Bo "Savior of the White Race" Nix showed the mutt what a clutch gene really looks like.>down 11>TD drive>2pt>another TD driveMeanwhile >NOOO WE CAN'T SCORE FROM THE 6, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!! NO ONE CAN SCORE FROM THE 6 YARD LINE AAAIIIIEEEEE TYREEK SAVE ME!!!!!!Was pathetic to watch in real time but that's the way it goes when you don't have a clutch QB mmmmhmmmm 'fraid so.
>>158469252>you will never motion into minajust die in my sleep already
>refuses to play a whole 4th quarter at homeIs there a bigger diva in the league?
Prove to me in one (1) sentence that you know ball. Run on sentences will not be accepted.
JUST
>>158469776Gaaayyyy
>>158469858You're a fag
>>158469858I fucked your mom last night and she said my balls tasted delicious.
>>158469858You gotta run to set up the pass.
>>158469861>FagnanoUltra kek
>>158469858Giants aren't just winning the NFC East they can make a deep playoff run
>>158469858Non-whites don't possess sufficient cognitive ability to play quarterback.
>>158469861>Austin Reed Who's that
>>158469858Prior to 1934 all foward passes into the endzone resulting in an incompletion would reward the opposing team an automatic touchback, placing the ball at the 20 yard line.
>>158469861>another fucking ItalianGabagoolJoe Fagioli
>>158469858I don't even know what all the positions do in football and I've been watching all my life.
>>158469861Ian you can't say that
>>158469858Anything short of 20 yards is a checkdown.
>>158469694>keeps Kangz competitive>Universally understood that he's had to play musical QBKangz are only playing Kyler because Kyler is essentially a free QB1 I'd wager they don't want to play Carson because should Kyler get hurt Wentz can do everything Kyler can do better sans mobility to run for first downs. If you have a free QB and can get wins while hiding most of your playbook then why not? People never get mad at the chiefs for playing Jobby football I have no clue wht they get mad at the Kangz for it.
i feel like a fucking redditor or some shit, can't even be happy about my lionies win until i know Jack is ok
>>158469858When you’re down late in a game, you’ve got to score more points than your opponents to seize victory.
>>158469895WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
>>158469861What about Diego Pavia?
If I were the Poo Poo Bad Ratbirds I would call up Russ for one last hurrah.
>As a fan of XYZ, I really hate to see Player X get injured like thatWhy do people always say this as though they believe it would be expected for a fan of another team to delight in a player nearly dying on the field?
>>158469895>I'm having some basic human empathy I feel like a Redditor
>>158469895hold the pickles, hold the lettuce,
>>158469895GIMME THEM OG HOT WINGSI also pray he is well
>>158469895>until i know Jack is okSad to say it anon but I fear you may be waiting a while.
>>158469881UFL guy that played for them in the preseason
>>1584698584-3 Under (The "LEO" defense made famous by the Seahawks) has only been successfully replicated twice (2015 Falcons, 2017 Jaguars) and it's a strong example of how copycatting in the league results in total failure. Innovation wins in the NFL
>>158469909In the NFCW we demand blood.
>>158469895anon... he's already been cremated
>>158469170What the fuck did we do nigger, we’ve had nothing but pain all year
>>158469895~ITS THE DOG PARK~
Even the Christian Onion is dunking on the Coofs
>>158469910yeah dude redditors are fags and i'm based. feels weird to feel like this.
>>158469895Having empathy is not being a redditor. Needing to signal out that you have empathy to convince yourself you're not a sociopath is what makes you a redditor. Every single normal person on the planet thinks "man, I sure hope that guy is ok", but only a fag needs to make a display of it.
Carolina is still King Turd of Shit Mountain until further notice
>>158469909because there's more to sports than just winning. You want to see an actual competition and the other team be defeated. It makes the moment 1000x more satisfying when the opponent is actually beaten instead of some luck bullshit that denies the exchange
bungles would have a bottom 5 defense without lawrence
i have the feeling that tonight's game is going to suck
Why did the league allow a clone of Christian Watson to return to the field after he literally died at the hospital but Jack Campbell just has to suffer and be paralyzed? Can they not clone white guys yet
>>158469895LIMU EMUUUUUUUUU...and Doug
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Bo Nix? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about 4th quarter Bo Nix. I'm not talking about game winning drive Bo Nix either. Hell, I'm not even talking about under pressure losing a one score game, with Sean Payton threatening to put a bountygate on him if he fails...
>>158469941>It makes the moment 1000x more satisfying when the opponent is actually beaten instead of some luck bullshit that denies the exchangeno it doesn't i'll relish in raping the ravens on thursday night with or without lamar
darnold will turn over the ball 3 times
>>158469941Anon agrees with you. He’s saying (almost) everyone feels the same way and one being a stoolers fan wouldn’t make them happy if Lamar actually got paralyzed. Redditors think they’re good people for normal behavior because they are lazy herd chimps with no actual morals.
>>158469961and you know that you'd enjoy it more if you embarrassed Lamar and you're being dishonest if you pretend to disagree
>>158469972>one being a stoolers fan wouldn’t make them happy if Lamar actually got paralyzedit might...
He'll be fine.
>>158469957He's arguably the greatest Quarterback in NFL history through 3 seasons. Some guys like Ben Roethlisberger or Pat Mahomes went to stacked teams and won Superbowls early but Bo Nix went to a complete dumpster tier team that didn't have a winning season in 8 straight years. What he's done is legendary and every analyst who doubted him deserves o have their credentials revoked and be anally raped
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>158469987For now
>>158469693Twitter are where morons dumber than this place congregate who cares what they think
>>158469991Shut the fuck up lmao he pisses down his own leg when he has to throw more than 10 yards downfield
>>158469970He cute
>Brandon Aiyuk hires Drew Rosenhaus as agent, eyes return to NFLChiefs just got their Kaderius Toney2026 Super Bowl champs inc
JACOBY BRISSETT YOU ARE A RAVEN
>>158469998She looks way hotter with makeup on
>minshew madness time>brisket demoted to qb3 behind carson beckwho's gonna trade for brisket? kangz?
>>158469858Hurts has been carrying Sirianni.
>>158469999Lmao this nigga is a fan of the BEARS
>>158470007Brisket redemption Arc in Batlipoor begins now
>>158469999That's right.
>>158470007MEMESHEW BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>158470007beck spotting by december
>>158469970I'm dating a woman in her 40s rn but Laura Rutledge still looks like an old hag to me. I'd probably let her tug me off but no way would I want to wake up next to that without makeup >>158469998Damn she's perfect bros..... I need her>>158469999I hope this feral nigger tears his ACL on the first snap tonight
>>158469999>I'll show you ghosts ytboy, no KKK, ya dig?
>>158469895it’s called having basic human empathy o algo. We are all Lions fans today.
>>158469998Didn’t she just die by flying a plane into the ground
GIMMIE DEM OG HOT WANGSDEM OG HOT WANGS
>>158470001Sounds like someone got induced mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>158469895You're not being a redditor for hoping that a guy who suffered a potentially life-altering injury is okay. You're a redditor when you use that empathy to get compliments from other people. I feel bad when a player from either team gets seriously hurt, and this injury is obviously beyond whats normal.I hate Hurts as a player and think he is super overrated. I still feel bad about him having blood clots in his lungs because that is sincerely deadly and I hope he is gonna be okay.
>>158470044Nah you did
>>158469998i still don't understand what the fuck yeast is and how it's supposedly alivr
lots of bo-induced melties today from queefs queendom kek
they kept lamar and got rid of john harbaugh? KWAB
drank a whole bottle of sambvca
>>158470067fucking disgusting. I'd rather chug goldschlager
>>158470065The Giants will make it to the NFC Championship game and get knocked out by da Bears and Ravens fans will say I told you so...
>>158470078ravens fans arent known for their iq
>>158470065that's fine but I don't understand why they hired minter. he's john without the charisma
>Bills ended the Ravens seasonSo based fucking nigger team of a nigger city with nigger fans
>>158470083he's john without the winning.
>>158470078The Giants making it to the NFCCG would be a wildly successful season. Fuck, they'd feel good about just making the playoffs.
>>158470067black sambuca? Very based if so. One of my favorite spirits
>>158469224>>158470078bears haven't beaten a non-divisional opponent in the playoffs in 16 years
Name a team with more immaculate vibes, I'll wait
Heh, some you folks might be trying to hop off the Kang-train after a single loss. Not me, I'm ride or die with my Kangz and I let everyone in the 'Sota know it.
>>158470072>goldschlagermmmmmmmmmmm that's next on the list>>158470100romana sambvca but I shall get that one too eventually
Kevin Harlan's daughter Olivia is bogged beyond belief
How many coaches/coordinators Has your team got fired this year?
A black girl I'm friends with just told me that if the NFL doesn't fix Jack Campbell's legs that next year's white boy summer is canceled.
Who is the second best QB in the NFL behind Josh Allen?
>>158470115proofs?
>>158470065Which is hilarious because John Harbaugh let him pad his stats and run up the score against shit teams.
>>158470111Observe if you will, how elite (Kang-tier) posts in nfl genny have higher probability to get digits. Heh, just another perk of being a card carrying member of /Skolgang/.
>>158470119it's WMW right now
>>158470119>Detroit hospitalsWe're so fucking screwed
>>158470121
they should invent a fun football dance for all the players to do when they catch a touchdown
>>158470065LOL yeah.>who could possibly be the problem>is it the coach who won us an Owl>or is it the QB who hasn't even gotten to the Owl because he chokes over and over and over again in the playoffs>must be the coach, it can't be the QB because he's black
>>158470132Would
>>158470120Probably Purdy or goof
You guys sure hate the Baltimore Ravens
The Charger's playoff hopes are on the line this coming Sunday against the Houston Texans.
>>158470134It has to be pre approved by my reffies
>>158470135Coaches cost way less to move on from
>>158470135Harbs was about to be fired before Lamar was named starter
>>158470145the refs can be a part of the dance too!
>>158470154Yay!!
>>158470142They bring it on themselves
>>158470132feet status?
>>158470135>Because he is blackBro do you sincerely believe that was the thought process? Any time you have a choice between the star QB and the HC, you go with the QB because it is way harder to find a good QB and a good QB has more of an effect on the team than the HC. In addition, HCs don't hit the salary cap.When they fired McDermott and kept Allen, was it because he was black? When Trevor Lawrence got two of his coaches fired, was it because he was black? When Taylor is let go after this year (when his contract is up) is it because Burrow is black?
>>158470144>Herbert dumps Madison after that last game>Goes Nuclear the rest of the season>Chargies run the table and sneak in with the 7th seedWould be so kino
>>158470144
Just finished watching the condensed Bengals vs Tits game. Absolute cinema and best game this week
>lameme blackman
>>158470120You could make the argument that Trevor Lawrence has been the best this season
>>158470132meh, still wood
is he right?
>>158470167>Lameme>a good QB
>>158470142>teams been good basically ever since its inception >won 2 Superbowls>owner isn't a complete dumbass boomerBills fans simply can't relate to an actual successful franchise
>>158470132>"Yes, I'll have the trump press secretary."
does skip bayless love black people?
>>158469858Aaron Rodgers is a gay man with an imaginary wife.
One more week, white boy.
Wilbon dead
>>158470186Going from Ozzie Newsome to DeCosta is a hell of a continuation.
>>158470179Depends how you rate durability. If you just take his stats he is genuinely great and has pretty eye popping stats like passer rating. However, when durability is included he is becoming a liability because he has missed like a full season worth of games in the past 4 or 5 years now.Burrow gets knocked because of his durability, but is considered elite. He has generally worse numbers than Lamar.I think availability is very important but unless your argument is purely durability than I just genuinely think anyone who thinks he is bad is just doing that because he is black (and also very ugly).
>>158470207>chokes every fucking time he gets to the playoffs>not just minor chokes either, but hilariously over the top and predictable chokes>every fucking time>a good QB
>choofs fags think you can throw a pass to offensive lineman
>>158470178Riley Moss is having the best season of his career at least from my eye test kek should be Sauce 100% but the rest are fair
So the problem with Lameme is that defenses get better in the playoffs. They use new plays they've been saving for the playoffs so other teams won't have film on them yet.Lameme's IQ is too low to read these playoff defenses so he chokes and looks nothing like regular season Lameme.
>>158470178fuck she's hotno idea how he kept himself from whipping it out and jerking it on her leg
Why is gayleb pissing off the NFL by refusing to put a piece of tape over a logo?
ya, i think I'm ordering BK for the game tonight
>>158470214Can you name a QB who doesn't choke in the playoffs that isn't Mahomes? Because as far as I can tell basically every other QB chokes in the playoffs other than Mahomes.>BurrowCan't even make the playoffs>AllenChokes to Mahomes every year>PurdyLost in the SB, though I thought he played well.>LamarChokes in the playoffs>HurtsNo one thinks he is elite, but he beat Mahomes in the SB.>Drake MayeTerrible playoff stats>DarnoldPedestrian game manager, but didn't turn the ball overSo far the only QB who hasn't choked has been Mahomes.
Trade Shadooky to the Ravens already
>>158470200Can't wait
>>158470232>>Allen>Chokes to Mahomes every yearThere was also that 4 TO disaster class against the Broncos last season
>>158470223that's his niece, retard
>>158470232None of them choke quite like Lameme.You just implicitly acknowledged Purdy didn't choke, which is correct. His offensive line choked on the two most critical plays of the game for the 49ers offense.
>>158470240anon...
>>158470240nah you are
>>158470238Yup. No one would try to argue Allen isn't elite.Like I said, it is purely because Lamar is that combination of black and very ugly. He looks like a caveman. Like Hurts is black, but he isn't ugly. Mahomes is mixed raced and you just can't make an argument. >>158470247What do you make of their 41-6 loss to the Seahawks though?
I’d rather have Justin Fields than Lameme mmhmmm
>>158470214Every playoff loss but 1 are to HOF QBs btw
>>158470240I wish she was my niece if you know what i mean
>>158470257>What do you make of their 41-6 loss to the Seahawks though?Ran into a fucking buzzsaw of a defense.Also, were somehow in that position despite a gorillion injuries.
>>158470240ok how you know?
>>158470214>hilariously over the top predictable chokesHe had a bad INT against the Bills but brought them back and was one instance of Mark Andrews terrorism away from tying the gameIn the 2024 AFCCG he was just stifled by the very good Chiefs defense, the Sneed forced fumble on Flowers sealed the game which wasn't his faultI can agree that he's a playoff dropper but these aren't catastrophic meltdowns, he just got outplayed. A meltdown would be like when Herbert doubled his season INT total in a single game against the Texans
>>158470227Based. I'm gonna go get some beer soon might grab BK too
Patrick Mahomes was not a good sport with Bo yesterday
Alex Analzone
>>158470232Purdy doesn’t really choke in the playoffs and his playoff losses haven’t really been his fault. >the thuggish eagles killed him>he lost the owl because his defense completely shit the bed and his special teams kept fucking up>his entire team was dead against the seahawks and he had no chance whatsoever
>melanin-enriched QBs
>>158470283When has Pat ever come across as a good sport?
>>158470167>it is way harder to find a good QB and a good QB has more of an effect on the team than the HCBereft of ball knowledge. A head coach can make or break a team. I'd much rather have an elite coach than an elite QB.
>seductively whispers at (You)r QB
>>158470283He was having a melty
>#000000 QBs
>>158470295
>Lameme
>>158470302>Is hyped as an offensive guru/QB whisperer>He's actually shit at coaching offense>Team is consistently good anyway Is he a fraud or not
Feel like pure shit just want her back x
I AM A GOOD SPORT
>>158470324Looooooooooverrrrrrrrrrs in a dangerous time
>>158470324>when the ref dares to throw a flag for an obvious penalty
>>158470324KWAB
The goat
>>158470324Performative
>Attempts:1. Love - 3122. Cousins - 2833. Burrow - 2674. Lawrence - 198
>tfw my Swahwakies play tonight
*steal the shit division*
Hey guys Minshew mania is back
>>158470361>white QBs
>>158470317I think he is a good leader and coach, but is not an offensive guru or whatever people think
>>158469258Bustin Herbert and Lameme agree to a straight up player trade with no picks
>>158470361My ethical QB...
gayleb isn't doing shit against this shithawks defense in seattle
>>158470214but enough about pey pey
>>158470361Lawrence won't win MVP because he keeps getting benched in the 4th quarter but anybody with eyes can tell he deserves it
da bears will win tonight
>>158470374Baltimore would never root for a White QB lol
>>158470389My nigga Flacco
I hope Caleb Williams and Jeffrey Simmons both suffer career ending injuries tonight
>>158470384So did Josh when he won his MVP
>>158470392>Flacco>WhiteItalians aren't White.
>>158469258>74m dead capWhy are people saying this?
>>158470394why hate on da bears kiwibro
>>158470324>FUCK YOU, TOO, CHAIN GUY!
>>158470392You're talking to a lifelong queefie he doesn't know Joe Flacco played for the Ravens just like he doesn't know who Brodie Croyle is
>>158470303post this on your main you coward!
>>158469776Massive embarrassment if Bo actually said this shit
>>158470324Wasnt this against the bills?
>>158470419i only hope mutthomos and fake gaye suffer season ending injuries :)
>>158470400You have to do far more than others when you play on the Jaguars
>i hate black qbs but i would never badmouth homosexual black qbs?
reckon my jetties should get mcdermott as hc next season, tomlin would be fine, i do not want to take a punt on an untested coach again for the time being
the ravens chose black over harbaugh
Trevor Lawrence is one ugly white boy
Will it be raining in Seattle tonight?
Swore I just saw Deforest Buckner drop to his knees in a walmart...
There's been a report Andy Reid was gonna put Justin Fields in for the QB sneak but Mahomes refused to leave the field on what would've been the game winning play. Chiefs literally lost due to Mahomes massive ego keeeeeeeek
>Myles Garrett returns to practice this weekWill he play before the Rams week 11 bye?
>>158470340I remember this happening
>>158470464not likely. it's sunny and crisp here right now. not as much rain this year.
>>158470404Cause if you trade him you can split the cap hit no?
Lamar make ya seethe?
>>158469064
If digits sam darnold will get a concussion tonight
if digits gayleb breaks his bussy and starts crying again
ok but burrow threw 3 ints yesterday
digits and i will cum to sam darnold throwing four touchdowns tonight
>>158470512>Lameme brokenthumb
Glass Joe or Glass Lameme?
I'm gonna have a category 5 melty later, not sure who will induce it haven't decided yet.
>>158470548glass joe is 5-2 in the yoffs
>>158470559and Zero Owls
>>158470548Joey Doesn't Choke In The Offs is winning it all this year
>>158470567Burrow's been to a bowl and Lameme choked away his only opportunity to ever get to one.
I've got a theory that only one Harbaugh brother can be good at any given time. Like the power in the family shifts between them and there's not enough of it for them to share it.Clearly it was Jim who had the power for a while when Michigan won the natty. Yes, I know they cheated, he still got the trophy.Now it seems like John's got the power back since the Giants look great, even without Dart.
>>158470582Being an owl loser is worse than never getting there
>>158469078Some people think they let Mahomes get his asshole gaped in the super bowl just because they were an overwhelming favorite and they wanted to pull the rug out from under betfags. But I think it goes deeper than that. In the run-up to that owl the Chiefs were being shilled so fucking hard.The Swiftie thing was corporate synergy at its finest, the threepeat (manufactured or not) was going to be the talking point used to convince the plebs that this was an all-time great team doing shit we had never seen before blah blah blah and they refballed Buffalo into oblivion the game before so the skids were certainly greased. And then they not only dropped it but hard pivoted in the opposite direction.Werid, right?I still think that in the week before that owl the league looked at all the data they'd been compiling and found that their manufactured "dynasty" was not catching on as intended. Everyone who wasn't a Cheifs fan fucking hated them, and not in a Tom Brady "I'm sick of losing to this fucker" way, but in a "oh this is an actual fake sport and you can't even maintain plausible deniability" sort of way. #rigged was trending after the Buffalo game. Taylor Swift was getting booed anywhere outside KC. They underestimated how much bullshit football fans were willing to put up with, overplayed their hand and found that they'd manufactured a "legendary" team everyone kind of despised. But the thing is, unlike say, the NBA, where they never course correct, the NFL was smart enough to see they'd chosen poorly. So they pulled the plug, let Mahomes get humiliated, and they've been treating the Chiefs like anyone else ever since. The Chiefs still seem to be waiting for the free first down machine to turn back on. I don't think it's going to. Once you're out of favor it's kind of over. Welcome to hard mode you whiny cunts
What happened to this dude
>>158470591*kills your QB*
>>158470590Good post. I think you're right. I think they let the Eagles BTFO them also because it allowed them to deny the rigging. Of course they still rig games, even now, but by letting the Chiefs get demolished they allowed most normalfags to be reassured that it doesn't happen.
>>158470584They played each other in the Super Bowl
Snicker doodles taste like cum
>>158470590fanfiction but it's funny fanfiction so i like it
New>>158470613>>158470613>>158470613
jadarian price activated to the 53 man rosterprice and charbonett both playing tonight
>>158470589lollmao, even
>>158470591You ever had a job where everything is mismanaged and they promise you they're going to fix shit and hire somebody competent to run the place and stop making you do like 5 different jobs that aren't really supposed to be your job? But then nothing actually changes and you realize your efforts are just wasted so you stop giving a fuck and go through the motions just to keep getting paid? That's Herbert now.He let himself think positive one last time but then the games started and his o-line is swiss cheese (again) and his receivers are shit (again) and every game is just going to be him dropping back, having three guys in his face after half a second and having to chuck a prayer some guy who has no separation and bad hands. So what's the point? That quote from him about how his actual life is good despite the winless start was very telling. He knows nothing he does will matter on this cursed team any more so he took the blackpill. He plays football because it's his job. That's it. He's on the field. He throws the ball when he's supposed to. But he doesn't give a fuck any more and honestly why should he? They broke him. This needs to end. Drop a bomb on it
>>158470463that's not what your women say
>>158469218As a Michigander who roots for the Bills over everyone else now for various reasons, it would be kino.
