Jesús de Miguel,of CD Tenerife, had a cardiorespiratory arrest, following a hard tackle by Owono, Andorra's goalkeeper.
>le hecking blackerino XDdo you people ever rest?
still waiting for a close up image, LeLiga are fucking gay to not show it because the negro clearly wants to kill the other player, he was mocking the rival fans the whole match
Nice subject Op. Getting epic 4chan points with this one
>>158474163thanks, as you see, he wanted to hurt him. Hope he never plays again (the negro i mean)
He relaxed
>>158473941>owo, no —
lmao soccer players are so fragile
>>158473941Kek, that ngubu BODIED that arab
>>158473941surprised it took a while to come ashore on /sp/, this is even worse than the Battiston tackle. you can see the guy keel over and die (medically), it's fucking grim.I really hope they administered CPR right away and got his heart back before stretchering him off, but every recount of events are contradictory. some news are reporting 20 minutes of arrest in which case forget his career, this guy will not be coming back the same again.
>>158473941vaxx status?
>>158473941Guess the Andorra's GK first name
>>158476313Vaxx not even once...
>>158476338>>158476568Many wont tell you this but the goalkeeper actually had a vax prepped needle in his sock. When administered directly to the chest it doesn't even need 2 weeks.
Gwan Onowo mi hombre atropelate sum facking waitershaha uno beero por favor luv
>>158473941meanwhile white goalies…
isn't this just straight up murder?
>>158473941SWEEPER keeper kek
>>158473941he didn't even try to apologize.he should be banned for life from playing football and imprisoned for some years
Genuinely, just an unfortunate accident.
>>158475245Says the guy playing in full body armor after cycling steroids for 6 years.
>>158476787Manslaughter at best
Death confirmedF
Officially rip
This board is so tasteless
>>158477004>>158477007holy fuck. rest in peace. I really thought he had a chance, I mean all medical personal were on the field and he was attended to immediately. what the fuck went wrong.
probably best to be ded instead of being a cabbage pissing your pants and getting rolled out for pity points bi-yearly "oh look it's miguel the mong"
>>158473941And you americans still claim, nfl players would destroy euro football
>>158477036when I saw the neurological update I pretty much thought the same, life is fucking brutal for most people after cardiac arrest. but he's a young and healthy althete...it's just a fucking shame man. RIP
>>158476776Pulled momentum at the last second, drew his knee and foot away from vital organs and face so he'd only hit his arm and shoulder.
>>158476908Turning wives into weepers...
>>158473941Reminds me of when Adam Johnson(ice hockey) died
safe and effective.
>>158473941I just know that cracker said the n-word
Reminds me of Neuer vs Higuain. Goalkeepers are overprotected so fucking much. They're basically allowed to assault people and as long as they're near the ball, nothing gets called
how hard do you have to kick someone on the chest to give them cardiac arrest holy fuck. rip
>>158477004>>158477007brutalfeel for the guy's family, what a shitty outcome to playing a game of football of all sportsRIP
>Dies to thisAnd here I thought this "sport" was played by chads lmao. RIP
>>158477072I'd take it kneeing someone at running speed probably distributes the force more strongly and forcefully than a regular tackle. I wonder if it wasn't just the electrical rhythms that got fucked up but the heart itself.
>got subbed in the second half>KWAB'd at 98th minute, probably seconds before the end of the matchUnlucky.
>>158473941he relaxed
>>158476313Jesús that sounds terrible
>>158477085also they were running towards each other from opposite directions...now you add the force...fucking physics man...
Another nigger who needs to be executed
>>158477072Knees and elbows are hard as fuck and are often forbidden or strictly regulated to use in combat sports
>dying playing "football"
>>158473941Typical black, a German gk would never.
>>158477102better to die on the field than take out your family in a murder-suicide thoubeight
>>158477107Oliver Kahn would
>>158477059Thought the same and I fear the same outcome will be reached as in that case.
>>158477102American fatball players would if they didn't have their precious oxygen masks after every play
>>158477107>SchumacherUhhh you sure about that?
Officially dead now RIP
>>158477111Cope harder. Ban soccer.
>>158473941this will be prosecuted as manslaughter now right
>>158477113He's talking about another german gk who did arguably worse than this but the target actually tanked it
>>158477120yea too much reasonable doubt, they'd struggle to land a conviction I reckonas reckless and clearly dangerous as the challenge was
>>158477120Nothing ever happens after all
>>158477107hehe
>>158477135Are you an idiot?
the weak shall fear the strong
>>158477147well he lives in Spain, not burgerland. maybe someone will pay him a safe medical visit.
>>158477165explain why it shouldn't be
>>158473941He's dead
>>158473941>kr*utoid does something even worse than thisHE DINDU NOFFIN HE A GOOD BOY>black guy does the same thingsoccer has fallen, millions must dieyou faggots are a bunch of hypocrites and we (yes WE) should have 4 stars right now.
Get him up on a murder charge.
>>158477065Then it was a fair and valid response by that brave goalkeeper.Wakanda forever
>>158477178the thing is that the guy who got hit by the kraut suffered even worse injuries than this but somehow survived.>you faggots are a bunch of hypocrites and we (yes WE) should have 4 stars right now.maybe in the next 10 years unironically tho
>>158477135>In Sanchez Spain
That smokey going to prison
>>158477135Brits couldn’t get a guy sent to prison for slicing someone’s neck open, no way Spain can eitherGuess at least they won’t give him a standing ovation otherwise it will really be fucking cucked
>>158477007>>158477004holy fuck I always thought with all the medical staff present at sports events that its pretty much impossible to die rip
>>158477178>argie somehow claims victimhood at a Spanish mans death>argie fawns over BBCWhy didn't we bomb this "country" out of existence?
>>158477135ex ante it wasn't more reckless or less intentional than this kicktho of course the prosecution will be claiming his unnatural knee position doesn't count as a normal football movehonestly, it's on the line, i would acquit him tho, he won't play ball regardless
>>158473941This Owono dude is going to get a standing ovation when he's back.
>>158477214*it wasn't more intentionalTho, EU courts seem to convict on this matter more often than not, unlike US courts
>>158473941Please do not post snuff on blue boards, thank you
no one points this out, but the guy who gave the pass is at least half responsible, and the victim too>shitty pass asking for a collision>victim relaxed around a ngubuwouldn't surprise me if this was a set up
the really pertinent question no one has asked yet: why are there black people in Andorra? I thought it was basically a ski resort
>>158477066That too, first thing that came to mind to me was De Jongs tackle to Alonso in the WC final.
Rip
>>158477208I'm glad I'm not the only one in this thread thinking this. I mean the Eriksson thing happened and his was spontaneous. I think his heart literally broke from that challenge.>>158477214the momentum and application of force is quite different though. knee + running challenge from opposite directions straight to the heart. I'd wager that stop most people's hearts. anyways I hope I never see this again, there'd better be some new guidelines now that there's a death involved.
>>158477214i will always remember this kek
>>158477230he a gud boi played the ball but the Spaniard crept in there sneakily looking for EU gibs from the ref not his fault
>>158473941The past few months of this shithole country have been unbearable
>>158473941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxUThread theme
>>158477229Andorra is a tax haven for hispanics.
Where's the farken slomo close up ffs
is anyone reporting specifics of the injuries yet? beeb only says head and chest injuries plus cardiac arrest in the ambulance
>>158477238kek
>soccer is a pussy spo-ACK
>>158477253I imagine the impact caused direct heart damage because the wogkeeper is 6'4 and ran at full pace before performing a flying knee directly to his chest.It'll either be damage caused by the heart hitting the ribcage from the inside or a broken rib piercing the heart.Much like a car crash.
>>158477237>yeah, clear yellow that
well well well
>>158477269How does it never happen in mma or rugby tho? Its a crazy injury
>>158477253Looking at the pic it’s a direct knee to the heart
>>158473941He died>https://www.canarias7.es/deportes/futbol/muere-jugador-tenerife-jesus-miguel-20261103084233-nt.html
>>158477135when playing sports you assume and consent to the risk and possibility of serious injury and even death so i can't see how they would prosecute him
>>158477253Must have been something drastic, you can see players from both teams in shock right after it happened.
>>158477287Rugby players wear protection armour
>>158477297You don't sign up to a flying knee to the heart and fist to the face bro
>>158473941No need to be, like, racist.
>>158477243sensible kek
>>158477178>thread has nothing to do with argies>argies make it about themselves because they can't go one second without saying "oooh look at me and give me attention pls"pathetic spic country
>>158477293They will say its a unavoidable unfortunate accident like that nigger in ice skating. Ya know some people just raise their legs and throw them in the air like that, nothing we can do about it.
>>158477243cheeky cunt
>>158477311You do, there is like 5-10 of these type of crashes in a league every year
>>158473941He relaxed
>>158477243lelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc
>>158477325>They will say its a unavoidable unfortunate accident like that nigger in ice skating.Fundamentally different.
ban sweeper keepers man, that shit is too risky, but then defenders like ramos and pepe come to mind , defense in general is very trick
those things happen you know
>>158477309That is not the norm at all, and its fucking one inch of foam it aint saving you from shitThis case is a freak injury nothing else, rugby players would of walked it off>>158477323We raped you so bad
There was also one such accident in the 80sEven bigger kek becuase nobody was giving a shit and he jumped after the shotAnd the haircut of the gk... Ahhh
>>158477346>We raped you so bad? we literally sent over 600 of your chabones to hell how did you win? or is all you care about 11 niggas kicking a ball around?
>Reddit defending the GKNot surprised
>Heartbroken, with a lump in our throats and unable to believe this is true, CD Tenerife announces the tragic passing of Jesús de Miguel Alameda, which occurred this Tuesday, November 3, 2026, at 8:00 AM.>There are no words of comfort; there is absolutely nothing that can alleviate this profound sense of sorrow. We stand with his devastated family, his loved ones, and the entire *Tinerfeñismo* community, which today mourns this cruel outcome.>Jesús de Miguel’s family expresses their gratitude for every single gesture of support received, and they also earnestly request the utmost respect for their privacy during these terrible times.>Rest in Peacehttps://x.com/CDTOficial/status/2117535211948757002
>>158473941F
HEEEEEEEEEM heartstoppy
>>158477352>missed
>>158477352>A French newspaper poll asked which was the least popular man in France. Schumacher came first, beating Adolf Hitler into second place.
>>158477178neuer's was obviously bsd , the only defence he had was that he was in his box and owono wasn't. A centimetre here and there and it would be very risky, neck is arguably even more critical and fragile
>>158477371sensible chuckle
Is someone able to .webm the full clip from https://twitter.com/laligaa_neews/status/2117272602523684948 instead of the version in the OP?
>>158477353You can act like you dont care, but literally every bong poster has been setheeing non stop since the game including you
Excellent opportunity to kick Andorra out of the League. It's a tax haven we're cuckolds for letting them play. They can go to L1 with Monaco. And yes fuck Pique too.
>>158477209>>158477323>tfoh no no no
/sp/ jokes about white players buck breaking blacks but a black chad managed to KILL a white player hahahaha
>>158474163>>158476776Nubel was lucky because he kicked the Serbian guy on the right side of the chest, the situation would have been the same as this. The nigga kicked the Tenerife player right on the heart.
anti racists don't live near blacks that's why they aren't racist for now.
>>158477297there has been case law where on-field incidents have resulted in civil and criminal liability. But it will be incredibly tough to prosecute probably
>>158477376he played the ball and was in his own box.it also clearly wasn't his intention to injure High in, which probably wasn't forthe ngubus goalie
>>158477409This is trueI've only met two kinds of White peopleRacists and those who don't have real experience with blacks
lads i dont think he tanked that running tiger knee…
>>158477360>"Heartbroken"Kek but FAll respect to his family. Hope the keeper an heros
>>158477409>>158477422What has been your real experience with Black people?
>>158477381I blame the club for bringing in Sagat as the new GK coach
the human body is pretty retarded, we should be more armored
>>158477462I grew up in a immigrant heavy neighbourhood and went to an immigrant heavy schoolGetting chased around with knives since I was 7I also experienced woke libtardism early, all the teachers knew what was going on, but refused to do anything because they were scared of being """racist""""
>>158477419well yes, he reaches the ball first and you could argue it was higuain who got in his way and was in a way being reckless in his pursuit of the ballbottomline is that strikers, goalkeepers, defenders and footballers in general should assess the situation better where a 50:50 chance of winning the ball while putting something greater at high risk is never worth it
>>158477287Because they're professional athletes who train specifically for impact with an expectation to experience impact in games. Not be completely blind sided with a full pace flying knee by a man.
>>158477403>The Kung Fu Exploding Heart Technique is realmovies teach us so much
>>158477214>unnatural knee positionSebastiano Rossi was the gk of legendary Milan side of the 80s and 90s that won everything.He regularly was jumping with his knee very high, he said to "protect himself" but basically he could have killed attackers many times each game (he beat up and put a cigarette on a carabinieri face while drunk after he retired, the madman). This image is the best I found but he was literally famous for his knee being always extremely dangerous. I am sorry for the guy and this is a tragedy, and sure that tackle was too much but you cannot charge him, is not like it is intentional. Goalkeepers put themselves into crazy dangerous situations, think about Cech almost becoming a vegetable or Donnarumma being disfigured.
>>158477462their brains can't discern sounds like smoke alarms. they murder their own people if they're introverted. reggae music in public at 1am.
sad honestlyrip
black people just generally have no care at all for other people, he probably doesn't give a fuck right now that the guy died
Let me guess, he will face zero punishment and receive a standing ovation next game?
>>158473941RIP. Ban that nigger for life.
>>158477512Empathy is closely linked to IQIt's kind of like understanding abstracts ("what if you didn't have breakfast this morning") or time managementMost black people simply don't have the brain development to understand other perspectives than their own, they are literally incapable of proper empathy
I ve seen victor valdes do worse and not even get red carded let alone killing someone
>>158477381Done by >>158477491, thank you
>>158477527It's really nice thinking that this horrific niggerland continent will be the next India or China in terms of population
>>158477532>starts walking off before cardHe took him out in a purposely violent way
>>158477532It's a 50 50 challenge desu there is no malice like valdes or Schumacher seeing the player coming towards them
I swear like a third of these PR accounts are written by AI
>>158477532this was in minute 90+7 too. he just had to not act like a retard on this play and everyone would have gone home alive. completely needless.
>>158473941Tiki taka meets gengenpress
>>158477538Especially given he had no immediate concern for De Jesus. Notice how Owono only realises something has gone badly wrong when one of his own teammates is yelling for the medical team. Hope the #19 Quintana feels ashamed at the handslap as well, should have let him walk off alone.>>158477550There was absolutely no need for him to rush halfway up the fucking field with two Andorra players covering De Jesus.
>>158477532it looks like jesus was offside too, absolutely not worth the risk to go for that tackle
>>158477588You can't be offside in your own half
FTruly awful news. Fuck Andorra and fuck Piqué too.
Does he have a gofundme setup yet?
>>158477564KEK
>>158477592Oh, TIL
>>158477550A 50:50?He sprinted from his box to lay a knee into him knowing he couldn't see him coming.
oh no is that a dead colonizerThe horror :|
Safe and effective
>>158477611But he's in spain
>>158477611Racists will probably want trump to bomb Andorra now
Reddit eunuchs are defending the poor hecking blackeringo keeper
>>158473941Vax status??
Every single American post about the news has been abhorrent. What a fucking classless, satanic people.
>>158477611Colonization was Europe's greatest gift to AfricaAfricans went from the stone age to having modern medicine and technology, their population increased by 20xAfricans should bow down and thank every European for colonizing them
>>158477619We ve seen this sort of challenge a million times valdes has done it at least 10 times against Celtic against Copenhagen and with his knee up to the players chest not to the side
If footballers didn't constantly roll around on the floor like they'd been shot after the smallest touch then this would have been taken more seriously straight away and potentially his life could have been saved.
>>158477654>We ve seen this sort of challenge a million timesI recall very few instances of a goalkeeper running halfway up the pitch to head a ball while managing to smash an opposing player in the chest with his right leg.
>>158477556>gives condolences to a murderers family and friendswhat cuck nation
>>158477668>murderer How did you come to that conclusion? Kek
>>158477660>10 seconds would have made all the difference in the world
Spain owned slaves and massacred the new world
>>158477660instate a rule of immediate life saving CPR for players rolling on the floor.
>>158477533AI will make most human life superfluous and man-made viruses will wipe out the surplus population, including most of africa. so, no need to worry.
>>158473941This guy could have been saved btw if they just used a defib on him asap. Massive failure from the on sight medical staff when every minute counts. They took so long that even if he did survive he was probably gonna be retarded from the brain damage.
>>158477674>Jesus Owono
>>158477686The kingdom of Spain probably treated his acenstors at the time like shit.
>>158477619That's one of the interesting things about 4chan. Despite the anonymous nature and lack of flags (depending on board) you can still tell who is a predditor, a black, a Jew, a Pajeet, or a person.
>>158477715His ancestors probably killed the indigenous people of the new world
>>158477714They're both called Jesus?>>158477676Immediately going to lifesaving care for what appears to be a serious injury rather than jogging on because they feel the player might be staying down to run the clock down might have made a difference, yes.
The absolute state of Cruz Roja.
>>158473941Based as fuck, who is the next victim? Whiteys drop dead from 1 hard knee from a black man kek. I'm 240 pounds and run a 12 minute 2 mile I could play pro soccer for 65 minutes, I would probably end 3 or 4 130 pound manlet twinks on accident
>>158477774lo importante es divertirse
afaik, the Spanish Penal Code can put him up to 4 years in prison for negligence that caused deaththe real question is : Will LelLiga actually allow that?Will Sanchez allow that?If not, will this be a Jorge Floydez moment in Spain, but with reversed colors?
>>158477787>I could play pro soccer for 65 minuteslol no you couldn't mr. hernandez
>>158477774They were too busy collecting hands and arms and viscera from trains
>>158477774>his not breathing and is actively getting brain damage as I say this?>great, lets stretcher him off first
Germans pissed and shit themselves about Kahn. They even called him monkey. Politically correct clown world
>>158477793>If not, will this be a Jorge Floydez moment in Spain, but with reversed colors?maybe for five minutes. Remember that british dude who was stabbed to death by a jeet and the police put him in handcuffs for "racism".People gave up on that after one weekend
Big black kick
>>158477769the bench rushes there afte like 5 seconds, they weren't going to do shit, and I'm pretty sure they realized the dude was gone as soon as they got their hands in him.
>>158477489>Goalkeepers put themselves into crazy dangerous situationslike midair flying knee strikes?If you don't charge him never force another player to go against him.
>>158477813>People gave up on that after one weekendIt's just lying dormant now. Until a British MAGA movement gains traction
>>158477715Blacks occupied southern Spain and enslaved the nature Iberians, not the other way round. Spain colonised shit hole central and south America like your country.
>>158477813>People gave up on that after one weekendBecause the government banned protesting. They generally don't bother with that if it's ineffective.
>>158477828He was described as being in a stable condition last night.
>>158473941RIP.I do think the nigger had malice in him in the sense that he didn't want to let him get past him in any way, but it didn't seem like he wanted anything but a hard foul. He even starts going out of the pitch immediately because he understands its an immediate red card play. Sad as fuck.
>>158477858Gk probably went to a&e and finished the job
>>158477813It's almost as if they want to make your life so miserable and expensive that you work to live and have no free time for anything else.Do you expect them to protest the whole year? That's for niggers and 20yo art students that smoke weed, the people from the UK thing were white men
>>158477813The difference is the government cracks down on “nationalist” and “right wing” protests while it encourages left wing/BLM types. There are massive machineries in place to suppress any movement amongst natives to support their own on both sides of the Atlantic.
>>158477897Let's just name them
>>158477239>The past few months of this shithole country have been unbearableWC winner curse
>>158477462lazy, low iq, primal, entitled, aggressive, smelly, not human
>>158476970Was to say this, the nigger went directly to the player with the knee and the body was to the open side, clearly wanted to kick him on the chest with his knee, as same as that nigger killed the other hockey player during a game. Should be homicide and sent to jail.
>>158476970>laxy eye>da'quaan tyrone phenotype>prof. photo actually looks like mugshot (and can be edited into one)the signs were there
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>>158476970qrd?
unlucky as hellRIP
>>158477813>>158477848This anon is correct>>158477897The government cracked down hard after the Southport riots and Henry Nowak. They threw the book at anyone caught and voila the unrest stopped overnight. A dude was sentenced to 3 years recently for throwing an empty plastic bottle at a copper. The judge literally admitted they were making an example of him.
>freak accident
>>158476776Hits him on the right side of the chest so as to not cause cardiac arrest. Checkmate libcuck.
Stop the racism, black lives matter.It's ashame that everyone has to resort to racism against this young man, he was only doing his job.
>>158478086It’s true. The only reason his family was brought here is to kill non Browns. That’s why they don’t go to jail when they do it. It’s literally the whole point
>>158477072https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commotio_cordis
>>158473941>Ow! O no!
Dude is a GK running all the way to midfield for no reason. It's not even like they were losing, the game was 2-2, that alone shows the IQ of the animal and that in fact he was not doing his job
>>158478096 the only reason why that Spanish lad's people were brought to the new world was to kill and rape browns and enslave blacks.
>>158478040Nigger ice hockey player. Kicked an opponent in the throat and the dude bled out to death on the rink. Apparently they investigating the incident but it all got memoryholed.
>>158478086Go back to >>>/pol/ king chud.
>>158478103you copied my joke >:(
>>158477550He's done it on purpose, he tried to hit him hard so that he couldn't counter.
>>158477297You also consent to absolve companies of liability for injury or death when you sign contracts but these are all completely invalid if there’s serious negligence or intent involved. And inb4 ‘muh combat contracts’, that’s obviously different given the nature of the sport and what’s being consented to.
>>158473941>BLACK MAN HOLDING A PIERCED DOLL SPOTTED FLEEING THE STADIUM
>>158478117>killed Adam Johnsondon't see the issue
>>158478119I'm anti racism, the Spain should be nuked for what they have done to the new world
>>158478086>he was only doing his job.glad to know nazis did nothing wrong then
>it's a 50/50 challenge>the GK is literally in the middle of the field
>>158473941>OwO whats this? *kills you*
the hit doesn't look that bad tbqh
>>158473941>teammates not giving a fuck until opponent checks on the guygrim
>something happens in certain sport or hobby>/pol/ subhumans starts flooding other boards because they wanna have a say about it and bring up politicschud fatigue is real
>>158478156Players simulate all the time
>>158477357>These have been very difficult hours for goalkeeper Jesús Owono. In the locker room after the game, he was seen crying and praying. As he left the field, he heard shouts of “murderer, murderer.” Those close to him are clear: “He’s a loving, very kind person. There’s no malice in him.”
>>158477512>he probably doesn't give a fuck right now that the guy diedHe was crying and praying in the locker room
>>158478155His chud heart couldn't take being touched by a non-white
>>158473941>Literally named Ow, Oh No!Well done
>>158478155the keeper ran at full speed for half the pitch and kicked him in the heart. it's car crash impact.
>>158477512I was thinking the other day: when do you ever see a black person walking a dog? Or generally having pets? Never ever. They have no love for anyone or anything except gibs.
>>158477805How would you carry him?
>>158473941What the fuck is Timmyguel gonna do? LMAO
>>158478170not really. you can see in the video that both men are nowhere near a full sprint.
>>158478127lmao no
>>158478172You love thinking about black people, don't you? Kek
>>158478172Having pets is pathetic
>>158478172I walk my dogs with my wife and we also have two cats. Cry about it lol
remember when that dutch guy kicked the spanish guy in the chest during the 2010 finaleasily could have ended like this
>>158478155thishe would have survived if it wasn't for the vaxx
>>158477858Being "stable" doesn't mean safe/cured or that the condition can't get worse, it means that he isn't worsening at the moment
>>158478196>>158478201>>158478203you skin looks like shit
>>158478227Kek how old are you?
>>158478227With how many brown people play sport, do you enter a spastic fit every time you watch it?
>>158478229Kek how brown are you?>>158478236I refuse to watch niggerball sports.
>>158478236So many brown people play the sport and so few of them are GKs. Really makes you think
>>158478242based cancerfag fitting in on based 4chinz praise kek!
>>158478245Well there has been more and more lately. I remember when Shaka Hislop was virtually the only black goalkeeper in the PL (David James is mixed race, doesn't count).
Watch there be a new rule put in place confining GK's to the penalty box.
>>158478182With a stretcher? I don't think you understand my point brother. In such situations seconds to minutes makes all the difference, they should have provided care first on the pitch and moved him off once his heart was pumping again. Your brain starts shitting itself within 1m of your heart stopping.
Whitoids are so weak, lmao.Also nigg did not anything out of ordinaryThats how all goalies move.
Fucking please bros! He didnt mean it! He would give anything to take back this accident feom ever happening!
>>158478270Posted from a doner shop in Berlin
>>158478227If your shit is white, your liver is shutting down, get to the ER immediately
>>158478260Lock them up!
>>158477846>Blacks occupied southern Spain?????????
>>158478288In America, they teach them that blacks wuz KANGZ
Why do niggers kill athletes in Europe? We have way more niggers in sports but no murders.
He's dead.
>>158478295Sticky?
>>158478294They're more careful just in case they kill a jew on accident
>>158478184The keeper was probably at 28km/h or so
>>158473941What was he doing all the way up there?
Now don't you motherfuckers don't you chimp out and overreact! It was a fucking accident while making a football move, it literally could happen to anybody!
>>158478317unironically though. I'm surprised he's the first guy to be killed by a psycho goalie
Should serve time but sadly he'll get let off because "he wasn't thinking, it was an accident :( think of his guilt!"
>>158477253It’ll probably be hard to report now that he’s died, because it’s illegal to call someone a criminal unless there has been an actual trial. I can guarantee any UK news reporting of this will carefully phrase it as “he was playing football, someone tackled him, and then he died spontaneously for no reason, and the police are investigating why he just mysteriously stopped living.”
>>158473941Has an athlete ever been sentenced for accidentally killing another player?Last time some dickhead sliced his opponents throat he got a standing ovation and players often assault each other without getting in trouble so how does this shit work?
>>158473941So now that the guy died, is this gonna lead to rulechanges for goalies do you think?
>>158478172Everyday? Do you live in rural Scotland or aomething
>>158478374Seems like textbook manslaughter to me
>>158478374The hockey freak accident is more acceptable because the player refused to wear a neck guard which is made to protect against those injuries. It wasn't also from a reckless tackle that served no purpose other than injure the player.
I was a goalie and we all knew if you jumped for a ball with your knees out like that and hit the player you would end up getting sent off and sparked out by his team mates for being a dirty cunt. You should only junp with your arms out first like a missile you're putting yourself in danger to protect the striker that's why commentators say its a brave move. Don't see how just because they're professionals that sense of doing something that can get you sparked out for hurting someone is no longer there.
>>158478405It was also an N, btw.
It's so over...
>>158477774Why wasn't an ambulance brought out onto the field? A fat bitch doing a light jog really doesn't cut it in an emergency
>>158478405>It wasn't also from a reckless tackle that served no purpose other than injure the player.No, it was from a reckless kick that served no purpose other than slice off the other guy's carotid.
VAXX STATUS?
>>158478052You seem very obsessed with left-right culture wars, considering the Palestine Action protests consist entirely of the least threatening people in the world getting locked up every weekend for saying genocide is bad.
The goalie does not deserve all the racist vitriol. It was an unfortunate accident.
>>158477901That’s part of it but they’re also official parts of the government, here in thr USA it’s called the community relations service, taxpayer funded Jews who go and threaten white families after nogs murder someone they love. It’s why you always saw them go on tv and say shit like “we are so sad our daughter was killed but Mexicans make good tacos” or whatever.
why are spaniards SO FUCKING KEKEDmy entire feed is FULL OF PEOPLE ASKING TO BE NICE TO THE FUCKING NIGGER AND TO STOP BEING RACIST, you fucking pieces of shit you deserve to get overran my Moroccans
>>158478456If you're speeding 50 kmh over the speed limit while drunk and cause an accident, it's not unfortunate, you're just a cunt. The goalie did the footy equivalent of that.
Descansa en paz, Jesús.Qué injusto terminar así.
>>158478445Again, refused to wear a neck guard like players are supposed to. If you want to argue it was deliberate, fine, but it's like driving a motorcycle without a helmet.
>>158478447Palestine Action is a threat to ZOG that’s why it was shut down. Trump shut down the anti Israel protests here too on college campuses. That’s the broader point though, the only protests we have are the ones the government allows. If your next question is why does the government allow BLM, migrant riots, etc., well yea exactly, why do they.
>>158478456He tried to catch the ball, it was a professional foul.
>when any other goalie like Neuer does it and nothing ever happened>a black goalie does it and now the police gets involvedkek
>>158478476>equivalent one is breaking 2 laws while the other is playing a sport
>>158478507Guess what, "the other" just broke the law of not killing fellow footballers on the pitch and even got a red card before anybody realized the Tenerife guy was collapsing
>>158478297damn... and the keeper will more than likely face some jail time
>>158478473i see the total opposite, if you have that algorithm is for a reason
>>158477287AFL worse than rugby, no offside...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be05gj5NBdsThese collisions happen all the time and nobody dies.
>>158478515My bad you are right. I didn't see the knife he used to stab him in the heart. These modern blacks sure are a wily bunch.
He was midfield at that point he is a player not a goali >catching the ball>defending himselflol no he hit him on purpose
the most bizzare thing of this is he does the challenge in the fucking middle of the pitch not in the area, GK's shouldn'be allowed to do a fucking flying knee kick anywhere they want
>>158478506I CAN'T BLOCK
There are a *lot* of upset blacks itt
>>158478379FIFA will finally ban black goalies.
>>158478558Zero impulse control
>>158478473>my entire feed is FULL OF PEOPLE ASKING TO BE NICE TO THE FUCKING NIGGER AND TO STOP BEING RACIST, you fucking pieces of shit you deserve to get overran my Moroccansidk when i look this up on twitter everyone is being racist. mostly in spanish too. maybe get a more racist feed?
>>158478558it was the last minutes of the game and he was going to trade a red card for not taking a goal but.. he couldn't fouled in a better way. if someone is going to do a tactical foul, they should yknow.. not try to murder someone. a simple tug of the shirt or ankle is fine.
>>158478333he's not
>>158478591my bad i didnt elaborate further, my feed is full of people REPLYING to quite a lot of big name accounts asking to be nice to the murderer, calling them out for being leftist globohomo apologists
>>158478600yeah I just read about the CSKA Moscow case where it was the goalkeeper that died after a similar collision
>>158477352Would he have survived if he scored?
I've no issue with what the keeper did. Ensured his team got a point
imagine dying in a meaningless mid table draw on a public holiday afternoon in front of a handful of peopleor getting crushed to death on your Wednesday morning commute to wagecuckerythis shithole country…
>>158478690or entering a train to apply for more EU subsidy with your NGO while using topnotch EU subsidised infrastructure but being atropelated because Juan Pablo had a drink too many during his siesta and pressed the wrong button lol
>>158477066This. Im tired of goalkeepers being treated as if they were mentally retarded because they don't have the motor skills that outfield players have so you need to treat them like children. "Neuer dindu nuffin! He just be a goalkeeper mang!" Just look at this other retard >>158476776 what the fuck is that?
You have to wonder if the player could have been saved if the medics would have been called instatly after the hit, instead of the players stalling because for a bunch of minutes they thought he was simply playing theatrics like they usually do.
>get tackled>die?
>>158473941why did the nog come out with his knee up in the air on the middle of the pitch in the first place?
goes to show how big of a deal Higuain-Neuer was
>>158478730I dunno Donnarumma looks like a dumbass
>>158478758not just the knee, he tried to knock him out too
>>158478417OWONONONONONO
>>158473941I bet that after this match his white gf gave him the filthiest, sloppiest head imaginable, like once a lifetime blowjob
>>158473941Around blax, never relax.
>>158478752>instead of the players stallingLook at #10 trying to hide the ball and pulling the ref away with his theatrics, lmaoSecond tier league can't be this serious, just kick your ball and take your bet money
>>158477676With cardiac situations, unironically yes
>>158478172>when do you ever see a black person walking a dog?They're usually walking shitbulls.
>>158477512As much as I dislike blackies, nafris, somalis, afghans pakis etc are much worse
>>158478163yeah, praying that he wont go to jailit seems to have worked
>>158474045tits or gtfo
>>158477135I would prosecute the dead guy's team for putting a black man in that situation.
>>158478170this you?
He didn't fly so good
>>158477102Soccer is a girls sport
>>158477059Why are yuros so bad at staying alive during sports?
>>158478172how do explain franklin and chop in gta5, or will smith and his doggo i ai am legend?
Why are Basques so violent?
>>158478136>it's just a game brudda da fuck you doin?
>>158478485How many players have been killed like that in ice hockey before they introduced niggers?
>>158473941>black goalkeeperEveryone should have seen this coming.
>>158478417jesus ononono...
/spol/ sure is noisy on this thread, considering Spaniards aren’t white either.
> soccer player takes one collision > DiesHe need some milk lmao. Jfc maybe you thirdies should take some real football training and build some muscle so you don't have heart attacks when you actually come into contact with someone else. Rest in peace faggot flopper #38829585839383839
Can we hire this goalie to MLS? Preferrably to a team that plays against Messi asap. Then can send to camel league and we can save the sport
>>158478757>be black>murder someoneI think it's genetics
>>158478969Niggers in your sport beat the last 2 IQ points out of their head and then shoot up people.
>>158478965>this threadthey never stop, it's all they have
>>158478965>Spaniards aren’t white eitherNeither are you by the sound of things
To be honest I'm surprised this shit doesn't happen more often, the fields are full of violence
>>158478965>you have to be white not to like niggers
>>158478986send Tim Howard
This'll just be used as another excuse to make the game even softer
>>158478417kek r/soccer in shambles. so many saying nothing would and shouldnt happen. Hang the killer!
>>158478417>jesusOwO no
>>158477135impossible, best you can hope for is a 1 year ban and NOT a standing ovation when he returns
>>158479001>the fields are full of gingersFTFY
Scary
>>158478134Witnessed
>>158478417why don't they charge the manager instead? he's responsible for picking him & telling him to be a sweeper keeper. or why not charge the board who signed him? why must the responsibility always fall on the player
There is just something primal about blacks, they dont do it intentionally, comes naturally, also why theyre so good at fucking. Instantly reminds me of that freak hockey accident. Also a black, coincidence ? I think not...
>>158478417>100% Jesus
>Check GK on Sofascore>pros and cons>this
He would never have let this happen....
>>158479407Did he stop a goal from being scored ensuring a draw?
>>158477611CHI
>>158478288Moorish Andalusia was occupied both by Berbers and West Africans, the Almoravid people.
>>158479483Neither are black
>>158479354He became a murderer purely due to managerial and tactical factors
>>158473941striker was asking for it
>>158477532I don't understand why the Ref is not even looking at the harmed player, checking how he's doing. Like he is not even there on the ground not moving. WTF does he have to care about the other 2 guys first?! Maybe if he went straight to the player on the ground the medics would have been there sooner. Maybe it doesnt make a difference in this case. But it might in other cases where player is unconscious. I see this behaviour of Refs in many similar situations.
>>158477307First time they ever saw a player go done without>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHH AARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHso they knew it was serious
>>158477135Spain is run by a Communist it is more likely they give the nigger a medal
>>158477214Crazy to think this was De Jongs only foul of that game. Should’ve been deep red ofcourse
>>158476970he should have been arrested considering the fact that he had murderous weapons on both his feet
>>158477532>turns away and begins walking off pitch without even seeing the red cardYeah that's a tactical foul.
>>158477243Fuck sake, kek
>>158473941>FC AndorraDoesn't that club solely exist for tax evasion or something?
>>158479608>literally the biggest libertarian president since Aznar>he's a communist because he has some token feminists talking about muh trans rights and the party is called "Socialista"I'm starting to notice that political discourse consists on calling the other "side" either nazi, fascists or communist, deluding the meaning of those concepts further and further.
>>158474163His body wouldn't be angled like this, with his leg stuck out like this, if he was just going for the ball and not trying to foul.Obvious tactical foul late in the game, knowingly attempting to trade a red for not allowing a goal.
>>158477287commotio cordis happens sometimes in rugby
>>158479703>the party is called "Socialista""The goal of socialism is communism" - Lenin
>>158479563Because 99.99% of the time a player goes down he's faking it and looking to waste time so nobody cares for the first few minutes. I genuinely believe this behaviour is at the very least part of why the player died but I doubt anything will change.
>>158479703You're talking to an amerigoy, they only have either a right wing israeli owned party (red) or a right wing israeli owned party (blue) to choose from.Years of propaganda makes them believe anything else is straight up communism. Sanchez isn't even left wing lmao
>>158473941this will trigger the seething Batistton frogs
>>158479737To be fair he doesnt seem to care about moroccans invading ceuta and stabbing spaniards, and didnt he push for a racemixing campaign too? (Although i guess thats par for the course for most shabbos goy governments in western europe)
>>158477352our Schumi
>>158479703>>literally the biggest libertarian president since AznarHow fucked are you guys if that's your biggest libertarian President.
>>158479038While I think they were always wrong, opening a judicial proceeding doesn't mean he will go to prison
>>158479038>had it been a sudaca player instead of a spanish one it wouldn't even be news>had it been a white player on a black player they'd call it a hate crime
>>158479787Don't worry, even bigger libertarians will win the elections this month and sell the entire country to Israel and the USA just like you guys
>>158479819Your argument is literally >at least my country wasn't sold to Israel/USA!when you got the finger so far up your ass it's not even funny.Come on, man. Love your country a little bit.
>>158476787nomurder implies there was intent to kill and it was plannedquit being such melodramatic fairies and think rationally for once you fags
>>158478752>players stalling because for a bunch of minutesYou've seen the video, right? The medics were there after like 10-15 seconds, not like it matters because the collision already happened
>>158479838>Murder is the unlawful and unjustified killing of a human being by another person with the required mental state (mens rea), such as malice aforethought or extreme recklessness> extreme recklessness
>>158479608Pedro Sanchez is as much a communist as Trump is a pan-africanist.The party has the word "socialista" in its name and they were socialists once. About a century ago.
>>158479864>In 2014, Sánchez ran to be PSOE Secretary-General under what has been described as a "centrist" and "social liberal" platform, before moving further left in his successful 2017 bid to return to the leadership, during which he stood for a "re-foundation of social democracy", to transition to a "post-capitalist society", ending "neoliberal capitalism".>to transition to a "post-capitalist society"Uhhh... anon...That's a commie.
>>158479898You know this thing politicians like to do, called "lying"? Telling people wonderful stories about how they're going to fix everything and turn the country into a utopian paradise where everyone will be happy and well-fed and there will be jobs and housing for everyone? And then when they get voted into power, they do none of it?You know what I'm saying?
>>158479831Yes, Israel being forced to use Morocco as an invading force is far better than having our president making deals with them to simply sell the country. But as I said, do not worry. In a couple of months PP-VOX will be in charge and we're all be brothers. Maybe we can from an Argentina-Spain-Albania alliance.>>158479898Anon, that's what he said during the campaign. I'm sorry to tell you this, but politicians tend to lie.
>he's a member of Spanish Socialist Workers' Party>and the President of Socialist International>and has said he wants to end capitalism and transition to a post-capitalist society>but he's totally not a commie trust me guys
>>158473941even if it will be argued it wasn't intentional there's no reason to ever to do this on the halfway lineif getting a point in this shitty match is the only thing that matters just box it away or do a sliding tackle once ball has landedhope he will be forced to retire at the minimum
>>158479948My friend, Morocco is going past your border and it's happening during your government.
>>158477352There was a play like this in the recent World Cup. Seemed to me like they both realize they are gping to collide, sp they both move to the side. But its the same side and they collide anyway. Like when you awkwardly pass someone in the hallway at work.
>>158477376totally deserved
>>158477376Honestly what are you supposed to do if you know you're going to win the ball but the other player is oblivious and doesnt see you coming? Just let them have it?
>>158479954>has said he wants to end capitalism and transition to a post-capitalist society>all he's ever done has been to benefit capitalists and companiesWeird, huh? Almost as if he was lying because all western democracies need a "left" and "right" wing parties to maintain the status quo...
>>158479960Safest way to do a tactical foul here is probably just bear hug the attacker.
>>158477376>Higuain got a foul for this
>>158477376no comparison in terms of severity of contact and most imporantly, speed.you cannot NOT understand that when you're at full sprint in one direction and the opponent is also at full sprint in the other, that "leaving one on him" with a knee to the chest and fist to the face, is going to minimally cause significant injury.either he's simply low IQ in which case he is a danger to other players, or he simply didn't care and was willing to play roulette with that guy's life
>>158479985Anon you're probably talking to a guy who believed Trump when he said he was going to make groceries and housing affordable and stop getting the US involved in foreign wars.
>>158477352Tbf Battiston survived
>>158477462Most are ok, but they tend to be retards
>>158477297This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever read, and that's saying something
>>158479426Speaking of amerifootball, this pass was basically a hospital ball. Left that guy out to dry. GK got to the spot first imo, just unlucky
>>158477462Thugs unless they were raised by white parents.
>>158478762Literal nothing burger
>>158477512that's not true, he won't play for a month out of respect.
>>158480101I've read somewhere that he'll be facing criminal charges, with prison time on the line.
>>158477462>very small group of nigerians>arrived by illegal boats>they're literally only known for being street vendors (fake watches, fake jewelry, etc.)>known as well to clash vs police because they obviously get kicked from illegally selling stuff
>>158479960I feel like his initial thought when he came out was to try to catch it or get a hand on it, and he backed out of that because he would have probably just punched the guy in the head lol. Actually a very strange game situation where because of the time/score and the bad defending you more or less have to take a professional foul, but it makes sense how that kind of flukey scenario at speed would be dangerous for the players
>>158477462extremely mixed bag, just like any other huge group of people.
Why is everyone putting responsibility on the keeper to avoid a collision and not the striker? Are all players not equally entitled to try to win the ball? In handegg there's a saying: keep your head on a swivel. In essence, each player is responsible for knowing his surroundings and not running face first into a collision by not paying attention.
these flops are getting really elaborate
All I've gathered from this thread is that Europeans deserve bad things to happen in their countries.
>>158480135He raised his knee while jumping, which is not necessary at all, and could deliver a serious injury, in this case death, to the other player.
>>158480135it's an overreaction, he shouldn't get manslaughter and that, but he also shouldn't be let off. There isn't really a punishment that fits other than a blanket ban. Maybe a complete ban from the national team, and a suspension with community service would be good
>>158480033The thing is, not even a foul was called for Neuer's tackle.
>country where bullfighting still exists gets mad when a player dies and demands the other player be sent to jail
>>158480167What neuer did was kinda worse cos it was his head
Here's it frame-by-frame for people. This is just before they collide. GK def got to the landing spot of the ball before the other guy did
>>158480192Next one, contact happening before the ball reaches either of them
>>158478137nonce
>>158480210Last one, smushing happening
>>158479853>> extreme recklessnesswhich is ignorance, which is manslaughterbut that's too harsh for a collision
>>158473941And just like that hockey player who obviously intentionally raised his leg and sliced that dude's throat open to kill him, he dindu nuffin
>>158477556>HeartbreakingFucking germs lmao
>>158479720>Because 99.99% of the time a player goes down he's faking it and looking to waste timeI mean, the Ref did give the red card to the goalie without any hesitation. Would he do this if he thinks the striker is faking it?To be honest I also think showing the red card is a lower priority than checking the player on the ground.
>>158480271>he didn't even realise and ran towards him and was worriedheat of the moment, I don't see anything wrong
This happened to me and I am alive due to my burger sized torso.I wanted to call the goalie names but I could bearly breath for like 2 minutes and by the time I could I wasn't as angry.Btw the ref gave me a yellow for my troubles because the goalie cried in pain as he struck me.Referees and goalies are not people.
>>158480302what if goalies were chained to the goal and not allowed to leave a certain radius
>>158479563What an almost unbelievably ridiculous post.
>>158480271leddit is flooded with "please think of the niggerino he's being racially abused on social media he's the real victim pray for him" posts. forever dindu nuffin
>>158479831Dios mio
>>158480135See: >>158474163His leg sticking out and his body being angled like that are not indicative of just going for the ball. The GK is intentionally fouling the player, as further evidenced by him beginning to walk off the pitch before he even saw the red card.He knew what he did.
>>158479563not his job is it?but they should have an assistant ref or doctor or something that immediatly goes to check on players go go down
>>158480370you know they talk on the pitch right? Also i know you amerilards are round and can't lift yourselves off the ground, but jumping as we call it, requires you to push forward to get momentum
how come the NFL managed to save demar “whopper” hamlin but eurojeets couldnt save this swarthoid? for context they both had the exact same thing happen to them
>>158480383Jumping doesn't require you to angle your body sideways and stick your leg out sideways, Muhammad.
>>158480370It’s the same thing as the hockey killer, it’s a momentary split second chimpout where they become feral. He didn’t plan on killing him but he was trying to hurt him and it was intentional.
>>158477004>>158477007Vaxx status?
>>158480417he stretched < important word btw his arms out and that caused him to fall on his side
>>158480320They would still find ways to punch people on corner kicks.
>>158476313>20 minutes of arrest in which case forget his career,Do they not have fucking AEDs or teach chest compressions in spain?
>>158480420Don't compare raising a skate neck level a knee to the chest. Obviously the hockey player should have been imprisoned. Knees to the chest sometimes happen in soccer, skates to the neck do not happen in Hockey.
>>158474045He flying kneed the guy. It's interesting how sports make people biased to these kinds of in-competition assaults. A few years ago a black hockey player kicked a guy in the neck with his skate and KILLED him and people were like "he slipped bro stop talking about it."
absolute state of spanish hospitals
>>158473941He died
>>158476970Reminder they applauded him when he came back to play
so will there be any fallout from this?
>>158480714Not if this is anything go by >>158476970>>158480710
Thank god you don't play our sport lol. The whole nfl would run through you europoor sissies like the bubonic plague
>>158480745Dont they wear padding?
>>158480370That picture seems to be a bit after the initial collision. His knee was more forward and then when they contact he spins around. Would need to see a video from that angle to really tell if he knee was out sideways to begin with or ended up there due to the collision.
>>158479838>murder implies there was intent to kill and it was plannedThis is assassination.Murder is everytime I kill someone when I could have avoided it. Which is the case here.
>>158480710good
>>158477135lol he's getting a medal
>>158480774Assassination is the deliberate killing of an important or prominent person, usually for political, ideological, or religious reasonsMurder is the unlawful killing of another person, with intentwhat the player did was manslaughter and isnt a big deal because he showed remorse by returning to the player after he went down. This is a nothing burger
weird how an unvaxxed heart easily survives an impact like that I get kicked in the chest by negris all the time and I'm fine
>>158480800>Assassination is the deliberate killing of an important or prominent person, usually for political, ideological, or religious reasonsLo what ? Not at all, assassination is just killing with premeditation, more than often it's someone killing his/her wife/husband for the insurance.
>>158479838Do you not have manslaughter in Spain?
>>158480374>not his job is it?A ref's job is literally the players' safetyThey haven't done that for decades because they are egomaniacal and corrupt
RIP. I’m sure the goalie didn’t mean to do it. He doesn’t deserve that on his conscience. Why was he in the middle of the field though?
>>158480800>i punch you>you fall down because youre a lathetic little German.>your head cracks on the ground like an egg>you die but i show remorse by going over to you, simply didnt expect you to fall down after one punchBasically a nothingburger
>>158480800>It's not assassination if the victim is a nobodylol
>>158480891There is, it's called negligent homicide
Skin color isnt relevant here.
>>158480916Match was about to end, Tenerife's counter attackwas after a missed corner in favor of Andorra.
>>158478417started walking off the pitch as soon as he did it before the ref even reacted so he knew what he was doingshould be locked up and then deported
>>158480286we have feelings too, you stupid vagina
>>158480929punching is intent to harm, the fall wasnt the aim, it is manslaughter>>158480951yes, we call that Murder>>158480883that is called Murder
>>158480986no you don't
esls be like>i assasinated my neighbour i swear you lot are all indians
>>158481014i do declare!
>>158481033ok you, specifically, do
>>158481044you will always have a friend in me
premeditated murder is not the same as assasination
what if intentional fouling awarded the other team a goal as punishment
>>158481081everyone would flop all the time to get a goal
>>158481033>>158481044Can germans and dutch understand each other?
>>158481092>Can germans and dutch understand each other?i understand every human being because my language is LOVE
>>158481012>Assassination is the willful killing, by a sudden or secret attack, of a person—especially a prominent or important one—typically for political, social, or ideological reasons.>especially>typicallyAnd this is the English wiki, not exactly a legal text. In any common law, assassination implies premeditation, nothing else.
>>158481012This guy was acting dangerously
>>158480968>Notorious killings in sports have been perpetrated by blacks, even when statistically improbable like ice hockey and surfingIt is relevant.>>158481027Assassination and murder is literally the same except the former involves intent, the latter is just killing someone.What you previously described is a lax term for regicide, the homicide of someone socially important.
>>158478163>he fell for ngubu theatrics his coach likely told him "look remorseful or you'll never play again".
>>158481012>charge into a player at full speed with knee>no intentI just realized we can't hold low IQ people accountable for their actions because they genuiely don't cause and effect
>>158481089I guess I should have said intentionally flopping awards goals
>>158481047>>158481120*kiss*
>>158481159
We kill one of yours and you just cry online lol
>>158481120You are not a real german....
>>158481211correct, im bavarian
>>158480951En inglés magnicidio se dice assassination. Es un false friend.
>>158481146If a subject cannot be reformed or repaired you take it out of commission permanently
>>158481241el perro, el perroes mi corazonel gato, el gatoel gato no es bueno
you all don't seem to understand. he is obviously getting a medal and a firm handshake. because of him there is one less yt cumskin roaming the planet. that merits standing ovations when he comes back.
>>158480760The padding makes it more dangerous because it lets people hit each other harder. What it really does is turn instant, life-ending CTEs into slow CTEs that only appear in your 30s. Most handegg players usually just accept they're going to die/be crippled forever post 28, so just make as much money possible doing it.
>>158481223the blue in >our flag is because of bavaria, possibly/probably/likely
>>158481349
>>158480657>A few years ago a black hockey player kicked a guy in the neck with his skatelmao, /pol/ is still peddling that AI video as real? Was debunked almost immediately.
>>158480774That's manslaughter. Murder is where you kill someone with intent of bodily harm. Accidentally killing someone is a manslaughter charge. This is actually important because there's no way a manslaughter charge would stick on a player during a contact sport game.
>>158481241>magnicidio se dice assassinationIt is magnicide or regicide if said figure is a head honcho on his field.Germans call it magnizid or regizid, politischermord in technical legal terms.
>>158481390Manslaughter only applies to vehicles. This was an accident. Nobody is going to jail.
If Spain doesn't riot over this they're the most cucked country on planet earth
>>158481223I live in a tourist town and even other germans seem to dislike you guys. I like your "we're better than other germans" attidue though.
>>158481394Im not really interested in debating this, but…
>>158481421>Manslaughter only applies to vehicles. What? No. Vehicular Manslaughter is a subset of Manslaughter as a whole.https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1112
>>158481438they have always hated us
>>158481288>>158481358/int/ cels showed up in droves to celebrate ap erson dying
>>158481457>USian lawDoesn't apply here.
>>158481466do we really frequent the same boards? i've seen you on /sp/ and /tv/ :D
>>158481388Utter bullshit, debunked my arse. Was as real as it gets
>>158481421You know Spain has a different code of laws, and there exists the concept of “homicidio imprudente”.
fuck off gay bavarian
>>158481496>debunked my arsein broad daylight no less!
>>158481390>there's no way a manslaughter charge would stick on a player during a contact sport gameIt can and should if the contact is unnatural, like a Sagat tiger knee to the heart by a GK in the center of the field or an ice skate kick to the neck
>fuck off gay bavarianthis is too much
>>158481388>>158481496https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly2wkl17d7o
just kidding gay bavarian you're ok
>>158481445>muh Google certified translationGo back to picking lettuce you dumb wajaca
>>158481545https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15733198/
>>158481551total ego boost
>>158481126you don't assasinate a someone who isn't well known. That's called premeditated murder. >>158481132>Assassination and murder is literally the same exceptno they aren't, you will always be an esl
>>158481565Cope, bitch
all apu posters are based
>>158481603TOTAL APU VICTORY
>>158481586>no they aren'tYes they are, the act of killing someone>anglokikeFigures.
>>158481601Your mind is owned by Russian oligarchs.
>>158481620>Yes they are, the act of killing someonethey are different, its like eating and wolfing. There's a difference and the courts take that into consideration
>>158481561>pierde la razón>insulta>acusaciones de sureñoAnda a cogerte una vaca, payaso.
>>158481223Explain to me what makes a Bavarian different than the rest of Germany?
>>158481721Basically it was Catholic for a little longer, was more influenced by France/Italy and less by Prussia, and is closer to the Alps and activities related to it.
>>158481390>Murder is where you kill someone with intent of bodily harm. Accidentally killing someone is a manslaughter charge.Here it'sHomicide = accidentMurder = I intended to kill but didn't plan it (self defence, brawl, you're fucking my wife etc, it's in the heat of the moment)Assassination = I planed itIn the case of this goalkeeper it is very possible to talk about n°2.
>>158481811Homicide is the catch all term, an assination, murder, and manslaughter are all homicide
>>158481807that's all LARP shit, they're rich because of american gibs post-ww2
>>158481807So the funny guys are in Bavaria, while the robotic and cold germans are everywhere else?
>>158481716>pierde la razónI am not the one using botnet for english translations and passing them as law, dumbass>insultaI stand guilty>acusaciones de sureñoNo other reason to avoid replying in english like a butthurt crop picker, now go back to the fields ya subhuman
>>158481853>everything pre-ww1 didn't happen, o algo
>>158481853Based
>>158481868>germany got hard reset after ww2yes
>>158481853>Beer, soda, ice cream and gourmet pork goods didn't happen pre-WWII because 'murica didn't gib
>>158481906If that were true then all of West Germany would "act like Bavaria" rather than all of North Germany acting like East Germany.
>>158481922the rest of western germany got the yuropoors who were still rebuilding retard
>>158481846Exact, but it's the minimum qualification when there's nothing else but "act of causing the death of another human being", which is just "accident" in fact.
>>158481918you lost pacoprotestant Americans are the reason bavarians are considered richcatholic countries are always poorer than protestant ones all things kept equal
>>158481811>>158481811>>>158481390>>Murder is where you kill someone with intent of bodily harm. Accidentally killing someone is a manslaughter charge.>Here it's>Homicide = accidentwrong thats the catch all term>Murder = I intended to kill but didn't plan it (self defence, brawl, you're fucking my wife etc, it's in the heat of the moment)murder can be both planned and not planned but always with intent. An assasination is a murder, not every murder is an assasination>Assassination = I planed itassasination is planned murder of a well known person>In the case of this goalkeeper it is very possible to talk about n°2.no it isn't, it's manslaughter at best
>>158481974So Bremen is Bavarian in culture, is that your argument?And the US occupied part of South Germany got its historical Catholic culture from... I dunno, a majority protestant country?This is one of the most retarded arguments I've ever seen on this site. 90% of Bavarian culture is basically just old rural culture, while Prussian culture is more industrial era.
>>158481857basically yes. when Bavarian greets someone with "grüß gott", they snarkily reply with "wenn ich ihn sehe". peak robot behaviour.
>>158482029the point is they're richer because of America (a Protestant coded country), not because of any tradcath larp you latinx try to get revenge on protties o algo
>>158481920>premeditated>Premeditated is an adjective that describes an action—usually something harmful, illegal, or unpleasant—that has been thought about, planned, or calculated in advance rather than done on the spur of the moment.Nope
>>158482003no that's manslaughter. If you accidently run someone over not paying attentionmanslaughterif you knock someone out in a fight and they accidently diemanslaughterif you knock someone in the chest while trying to get the footballmanslaughterI am not posting my passport again, we learnt these definitions in school
>>158482039>they snarkily reply with "wenn ich ihn sehe"But this is funny
>>158482039Peak fedora tipper.
>>158482069which is why i deleted itAn assasination is always premeditateda murder is can be both premeditated and notmanslaughter is never premeditated
>>158482053Also it was bombed less
>>158482135oh yeah i forgot that part kekkind of leveled half of western germany didn't weweird that 80 years later mexicans would attempt to use it to claim superiority over gringos
>>158481721if you're talking to a german woman and you don't want to remove your ear drums with sewing needles, she's bavarian.
>>158482029no, bremen has a port
>>158482162Karen behavior or talking loudly?
>>158482028>assasination is planned murder of a well known personAnon, just nein. Even in your fucked up penal code where cannibalism and night rape were legal until recently. But we're just lost in translation here, "Mord" is in fact "assassination" (article 211 of your Strafgesetzbuch).
>>158482438see >>158481586what I said is correct, we learnt this in school
can't respect spain if they dont hang the blackoid
>>158482208the robot automaton stickler for the rules with no sense of humor / the "we don't do that in germany" stereotype is insanely accurate. And yes, why DO they have to have conversations at 100db?
>>158482628Oh mein gott
>>158482628>why DO they have to have conversations at 100db?Because they do that in Germany I suppose.
>>158477352>Battistondoesn't sound french at all
>>158481092I speak Dutch and I don’t speak German, so I assume they can’t. Some words are similar, but some words are similar to English and English people can’t understand any foreigners. They probably assumed the dead player was just having El Siesta.
>>158481241>magnicidioThis is a fantastic word. I hope we can start using it.
I hope you can all admit that Jesús de Miguel would still be alive if the goalkeeper had been kneeling against racism instead of jumping around like a chimpanzee.
>>158484040They can, enough to follow a basic conversation.
>>158476970Based soccer slayer>>158473941Fucking HEEM’d that euro sissy. Clean and smooth
>>158478294Euros are just soft, literally
>>158477813His nephew is black, his family didn't want his murder being monopolised by fascists
>>158478070OOF
Why do you have to make this about race and politics
>>158484874Skin colour identitarianism is all /spol/ has. It's a tumour but in their brain staining everything, every waking moments is one of seethe. They're a sad bunch
This animal belongs in prison.
>>158479831why argue with one of them? let them bleed, they will not "accept" you regardless.
Ayo nigga dead?? For real??
>>158473941LOL NigNog will get rich once he starts the GoFundMe
>>158481974Leave it to the mouth drooling mutt to educate us on europen matters
