PWHL season-ending pregnancy edition
>>158476383that's a man
got the next 3 days off
Flames and Islanders
>>158476394unlike trb
>>158476417get a life samir
>>158476394Adult human female I'm afraid
looking up a girls skirt consensually rules
Really struggling on tiny huge island
>>158476433We live in interesting times
>>158476462i hate wet dry world the most probably
hazy maze cave sucks too
>>158476462>Really strugglingmuch like trb in the military
news of our demise was greatly exaggerated
>>158476383
>>158476383>season-ending pregnancyshe could be back on the ice in as little as 30 minutes
it's not about the money, it's about sending a message
>>158476531surprised that bedard hasn't had one of those yet
The situation is being monitored
what does he even do?
>>158476563he's really good at cup stacking
>>158476566>$18,800,000.00/yr. Must be the best cup stacker on the planet
>>158476563his best
>bedard in the showers
>>158476630
Devils slaughtering Oilers 13-0Devils dismembering Oilers 666-0Devils defenestrating Oilers out of the league
>>158476666good fuck the oilersalso nice quads
surprised the oilers get so much hate here when they are the biggest chud team in the league
Tomorrow when I wake up Jeff Blashill will be fired. Feels good man
>>158476688I think the people that would care about the oilers being “the biggest chud team” doesn’t like them because they’re a Canadian team
>>158476702fair enough
>>158476695they should hire john tortellini to replace him
>>158476710All teams are chud teams. Any field of work thats male dominated and
>>158476717Requires only a high school level education ends up being chud centric
>>158476688panthers and golden knights are up there for chud teams too
>>158476715Id support it but he would have no interest. Bruce Cassidy would hang up the phone before the pitch ended as well. Its over and that’s ok
>>158476732true but the oilers have (in the eyes of extreme left-leaning sjw people):-rape collaborator stan bowman-rape practitioner alex formenton -sexual abuser owner-psychopathic sadist mike babcock-2 russians-2 jewsthat probably makes them top the list imo
>>158476563Are you implying there is more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good-looking?
FLAMES
>>158476854SUCK
>>158476863MY
>>158476866DUBS
>>158476866>>158476877
Actually Jenned
it was a poppy magazine
wish I was a florida chad instead of a stinky Leafs loser
With Larkin gone the guys are finally allowed to breathe, have fun and play some hockey
>wide nosed Finns breathing all the white man's air
>>158477010cope
hoc more like pooftas anonymous LOL LMAO
>>158477000he'll be back though once his suspension is over... maybe
>>158477031small dick /cric/bick cock /hoc/
Who can stop the Flames?
>>158477063My Islanders
>>158477063The guy that handles the stanley cup.
>>158477063if trouba can't stop them, then nobody can
>>1584770631993
>>158477087we don't post our weight in kilograms here
>>158477114why not
>>158477118because it's better to post it in pounds
>>158477044Yeah na it's big dick cric small cock hoc ok get it right
>>158477277cric dick is circumcised hoc cock intact
>>158476517>>>>>r/hockey/
>>158476900based
>F.J. SELKE (ASS MAN)
They look like shit
>>158477485They all do
Nashville Predators have traded away, or not re signed, so many young players in recent years.. it is super weird.. whats their angle..21 year old Matthew Wood21 year old Yaroslav Askarov22 year old Kevin Fiala22 year old Fyodor Svechkov22 year old Zachary L'Heureux23 year old Luke Evangelista23 year old Justin Barron23 year old Eeli Tolvanen23 year old Philip Tomasino23 year old Juuso Pärssinen24 year old Ryan Hartman24 year old Cody Glass24 year old Mathieu Olivier25 year old Frederick Gaudreau25 year old Dante Fabbro25 year old Spencer Stastney26 year old Viktor ArvidssonAlso.. currently completely ruining a young skilled forward Joakim Kemell, 22, just left him in the AHL.. as they are doing with 23 year old RD Ryan Ufko.. no doubt theyll trade both of them in the near futureMakes you wonder in shock, what are they going to do with Brady Martin, 19.. their 5thoverall pick...
Soon
>>158477000Yeah, Yzerman had it right. Larkbitch had to be gone years ago.
>>158476383She's built like Lucy Craig. Powerful lady!
>>158477818hey ivan, why haven't you appeared on my fpv drone feed yet?
>>158477577That shit taste like ass.
>>158477855and, on the flipside, that ass, tastes like shit!!!F L A M E SLAMES
>>158477566>whats their angle..Who knows.
>>158477781>right>was the gm to sign him to 8 yr with nmccmtsu
>>158477566>21 year old Matthew Woodcope they traded for shane wright
>>158477963i can make anything up you idiot
It’s surreal how I pay out the ass for cable tv, pay another $30 a month for DAZN to watch the devils, live physically within their home market, and will still be missing the game of the year tonight against the oilers because I’m not subscribed to yet another subscription service ESPN+
>>158477981shane shite you meanshane wrongshane incorrect
>>158477982yes you can qt
just woke up (my unconscious part of the brain)
>>158477986Never make a deal with the devil unless you're prepared to pay more than you bargained for
>>158477986It’s surreal how I have never paid for any kind of subscription and yet I can watch every single NHL game that I want
>>158477825Want to kill time before your euthanasia appointment?
>>158478032took you over an hour to reply, does that mean you were giving a blowjob to your superiors this entire time?
Won't go to the company christmas party (again)
>>158478042Back off pal.
>>158478046a finn defending a russian??
>>158478053Either he wants to do it himself or he has mistaken him for Barkov.
>>158478060true enough. or maybe he forgot the entire reason his country has enforced military training is due to ivan
>be Florida man>House and car float away in floods>Planes falling out of the sky >Alligators swimming around your neighborhoodYikes.....
>>158478085but hey at least you pay no state tax amirite?
>>158478085Funny how shit like this happens to happy people while God refuses to let me die
>>158478110>be tech millionaire >dieyou love to see it
>>158478088And if Republicans and the land developers they serve get their way today, there won't be property taxes either so stuff like flood management gets even more defunded. The water main has been broken here for the last 12 hours.
>>158478124
>>158478110I could have fixed Anita.
>>158478132>there won't be property taxes eitherIsn't that just another incentive for Canadian hockey players to sign with the Florida teams?
In Canada, money earned from playing in the NHL comes in salty tasting bags of coined milk
>>158478147must be cause it ain't working on russians anymore
>>158478157Russians are like blacks. They crave respect. Kucherov was disrespected by Brisbois.
my parents were freaking out because they read on Facebook that the Learjet had ties to Israel kek
>>158478179what american corporation doesnt
>>158478042>took you over an hour to replyYou were that desperate to receive one? In that case, here's another one, on the house.
Stay the fuck out of /cric/ dickheads
>>158478218i'm happy that you were allowed to post again inbetween mandatory russian military rape, ivan.i'll be going to bed now, happily secure and in comfort that i am not living under a dictator that would gleefully send my to die for his own greed.that being said, i gope when i awake i see you wrapped around a tree. and i can't wait to see your shitty national teams lose next year. byeee :)))
>>158478232
>>158478157Kind of cancels out if there won't be any infrastructure to make your mansion livable anymore
>>158478232>and i can't wait to see your shitty national teams lose next yearUnless Russia is out of Ukraine by then that's not gonna happen. Russia won't play any tournaments, no matter what CAS says.
>>158478249hes a multi-millionairepay for your own infrastructure
>>158478290it would be kinda based to have your own moat with gators and a draw bridge
>>158478296wtf is a moat gonna do against a plane falling from the sky
>>158478321With no survivors!
>>158478321you just build a big net over your house
Canucks should have done Grizzilies looking remix jersey
Feeling nervous for my Preds tonight. Facing the top dog 'Canes
>>158470601well I didn't have this post on my bingo card
>>158478370they got Shane Wright now. they will probably win tonight
>>158478232>>158478060euros do be unironically fearful of playing against Russia>The Norwegian Ice Hockey Association has decided that Norway, based on the current situation and available information, will not compete against Russia at the 2027 World Cup.>Our assessment is that playing against Russia under the current circumstances could expose our players and team personnel to significant safety risks. Our focus is therefore on their mental health, welfare and personal safetyLame!
>>158478110I bet that lady pilot was yapping away and not paying attention
>>158478413id be fearful of doing any interaction with russia, too
>>158478413russia can't play because it might impact the mental health of european players. and people are surprised that this excuse didn't work?
>>158478413So Norway, Latvia and Ukraine are confirmed out already.
What safety risks?
>>158478460the russian roster could be rigged with bombs jihadi style
>>158477963The retard owner blocked the trade Yzerman had lined up in 2023 and ordered Larkbitch be signed longterm, much like the retard owner ordered Larkbitch be made captain in 2021.
>>158478457this is like when I took my name out of the running for prom king
>>158478460i understand baltoids not wanting russia there but the idea that the players and staff are in danger is ridiculous
>tears about >muh ownershipyou love to see it
>>158478483Well who knows what sort of agents or spy slips through with the team to conduct sabotage on infrastructure?
>>158478483Are they in dangerous playing with/against Barkov?Well, he is out of game most of the time actually
>>158478457Finland as well
>>158478483>but the idea that the players and staff are in danger is ridiculousthey are complicit with russian terrorism if they accept playing with themthat weighs heavily on a clean conscience
>>158478501It's Canadian infrastructure that is going to be sabotaged if this was the case, so why Batlic states would be concerned about that?
why can't they just put the war on pause for a minute any time games are being played??
>>158478085is this why Kucherov wants out?
>>158477511The Krakens one is good
>>158476383Crosby needs a career ending pregnancy
>>158478541an anchor is great symbolism for the franchise as a whole
Have you seen their newest team after all?
>>158478457Good.
>>158478498>laffs
>>158478583yeah, that team knows all about shit managementgreat comparison
>>158478505Good.
>>158478481kek it do be like that
Larkin for kooch, who says no?
>>158478574>>158478605What's so good about it?
>>158478614brisebois
>>158478617Everything.
>>158478629How King if no ring.
>>158478629mr westhead is living on top of the world rn
>>158476389is that triple h
>>158478614I'd give Kuch 3 years 20M.
>>158478629>buying nudes from men Why would you do this ?
Was Kuch truly the best player in Tampa's history?
>>158478668youre a closet faggot
>>158478668he was trying to make his own girly magazines
>>158478676haha calgary is brown
Czechia - Finland - Sweden - Latvia - Norway - Denmark refuses to play against russiaThinking about doing the same - GermanyRIP. WJC. It was fun while it lasted.
>>158478693Good.
>>158478674Good thing he's going to a all male resort
last place laffs occupying their customary position
>>158478693as long as the 4nations show up it will be fun to watch
>>158478644Jen
>>158478707imagine having fewer rw than the last place >laffs
Mr Gary do not go on learjet
I think if we all just go to Moscow and say "Fuck you" to Putin he will stop the war and we can play hockey. Thoughts?
>>158478715>last place >laffsYes
>>158478723Floridian AA wouldn't target him
>>158478693Just disinvite Russia
>>158478723Gary takes helicopters everywhere because they're much safer
>>158478707heh looks like the website forgot to load the rangers. innocent mistake, i assume
Its crazy how the Flames are going to make the playoffs.
>>158478732>fewer rwthose are your ded wongs
>>158478736I don't think anybody has invited Russia yet.All that CAS stated was "there's no security concerns present to validate the ban".
>>158478693>It was fun while it lastedWhat's so fun about it when one of best teams isn't allowed to play? Same boring useless shit show like '4nationsfaceoff'.
that goalie takes his bunny rabbit with him everywhere. those things are constatlny scared. he probably has piss everywhere
My Stanley cup winning hurricanes play tonight
>>158478759win today*
>>158478413Mental health?
>>158478110>no photo availablekwab
We get to see Stars wear the remix jerseys tonight.
>>158478741>seething kwab
Eat cock randy and finnish randy
>>158478777checked
Russia is invited to play in the Planet Retard World Classic
>>158478748...among all the other teams ahead of last place laffs
>>158478782they must hold that on american soil
>>158478786>if you lose you win
Why do Finns and Swedes hate Russia again?
>>158478771
>>158478795They had some wars or something between Sweden and Russia and we were kinda innocently in the middle idk.
>>158478774> /hoc/ shitposts the deadbased
>>158478795Well Sweden was a European great power until Peter the Great came and ended it.That was 300 years ago.
>>158478794> if you're in last place, you're laffs
>>158478795Nicky was a good friend to Finland and the Russians murdered him and his family before trying to murder Finland
>>158478755>Russian >One of the best teams>In 2026LOLGet the fuck out of here, Borat
>>158478813>holding a grudge for 300 years I can’t decide if that’s based or cringe. Is that how England feels about us bros?
>>158478693None of these countries matter though. I mean we pretend Sweden matters a little but the rest of those countries havent been relevant since the Soviet bloc broke up. I'd rather beat Russia than any of these countries.
>>158478817and if you lose more in regulation than the laffs then you arent making the playoffs wew
gotta say I let out a massive "Bazinga!" when I saw the list for tonights games
>>158478824I'm not sure it's about grudges, I hope it's not.Psychologically Russia presents a very convenient scapegoat, with hate speech regarding it permitted and even encouraged, so no wonder a lot of people jump to this opportunity.
>>158478827>laffsUh, that would be last place laffs.
/hoc/'s Jackies play tonight
>>158478842As the holder of the mantle of Byzantium, of course Muslim Europe hates you guys.
>>158478847you better double-check your math
>>158478842I wonder if Barkov has ever experienced racism
>>158478861Uh, we don't post ai in here, chud.
>>158478860Jen, kek and lol even
Really can’t get over how shit these are. They should’ve done some white and blue homage to Finland it was right there and they did this instead.
>>158478795If we ignore ancient history, people were afraid of the Russians after they invaded Finland, then the Catalina Affair where they shot down two of our planes in international airspace in the 50s and Russian submarines in Swedish watersIn more recent history prior to the Ukraine war there were regurarly Russian planes practicing nuclear attacks on Sweden and planes, drones constantly entering Swedish airspace. Russians tried hacking our infrastructure this year and a lot of sabotage is suspected to be Russian. Hate is a strong word but because of all this there's a general feeling that Russia is bad
had a huge night of scoring on Roblox NHL Blast bros
>>158478755We need more hockey countries, Kazakhstan
>>158478871i hope so
>>158478895>paying homage to an another countrytop cuck
>>158478906What the fuck does highlighter yellow have to do with Texas or more broadly America?
>>158478906What's wrong with being a cuck?
>>158478899Russia fucks around in Alaskan waters and airspace all the time and it’s never been a big deal.
>>158478912safety is king at the local refinery
There are three ECHL games this morning, all airing at 1030 EST
Kanye would have made Russia peaceful
>>158478940Putin should have made him president instead of extending the term limits
what's that Pavel datsyuk nigga up too nowadays
>>158478946The kettlebell guy?
>8 games start at the same time tonight >on a Tuesday Why?
>>158478955yes he also likes to fish
>>158478946i think he's become very religious
>>158478956Gary wants to prevent us from voting
>>158478868You're not "the world" westoid. Not anymore.
>>158479050But I am.
>>158479006Oh my god
>>158479050If only Asia liked hockey
Can you see the puck, /hoc/?
>>158479099What is this, a picture of John Cena?
>>158479098Gary might provide us with African hockey. He has firsthand experience of raising hockey funds in a desert after all.
>>158478842There's no way Russians are this delusional
>>158479123what a fucking eyesore
>>158479127he's right, tho
Hockey would be better without pucks and sticks
>>158479144that is called mma on ice and is popular in russia
>>158478916nothing at all buddy, go stars!
>>158479123How zesty
>>158479127I honestly don't see how Sweden would be of any special interest to Russia. You're like Czechs who think Russians care about a small country in the middle of Europe. They don't.
gay-ass /pol/ posting bruh, take it elsewhere Uncs
>>158478899> Q: "How did the Russian submarine get away from the swedecuck defenders?"> A: It went into the corners. They knew swedecuck defense never went into the corners. HA HA HA HA HA I crack myself up
>>158479192Agreed. Let’s discuss kitties humiliation last night. Can they still make playoffs?
>>158479192You're right.
Leafs bros... We're in the gutter while the Bruins are thriving...
>>158479192But you make fun of Kanada all the time!
>>158479202>et’s discuss kitties humiliation last nightDid you SEE what they were wearing?
Big news: /hoc/ rave party finally happening on 5 December, and you're all invited!
>>158479180Then why did they invade us in 1968 when we wanted to get rid of you commies if you they don't care?
Hope you guys are getting out to vote!
>>158479217they have 1 win against a team making the playoffs (who were on the road and playing a b2b) and 4 losses against teams making the playoffspure schedule babbys
>>158479232>they'They' who? It was Poland, Bulgary, Hungary and USSR. What Russia have to do with it?
>>158479235I mailed my ballot in the other day.
>>158479235I don't vote
>>158479235I used to have a buddy that would do that at urinals. Funniest thing ever.
>>158479217imagine if they win 60+ games
>>158479235Until government mandated gfs are on the ballot, there is nothing worth voting for.
>>158479281they would need to start winning more
>>158479256>whataboutism
>>158479221They’re looking fruity
For the first time ever America has won the World’s Best Cheese Award. A little Oregon creamy beat out every European country for the bestest cheese on earth.
>>158479329USA!USA!USA!
For me, it's swiss and provolone
>>158479329source?
>>158479329One day a Vermont cheese will win :)
>>158479351https://thatoregonlife.com/2026/10/rogue-river-blue-cheese-oregon-world-champion-rogue-creamery-central-point/
pepperJACKS ww@??
>>158479369>awarded in 2020yawn the dutch won this year
For me, it's blueberry windsordale
>>158479329Surely the world's best cheese would be the most sold cheese
>>158479237>laffs
This is now /cheese/. Any objections?
>>158479405MANDATORY VIEWINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwL_S7s88EQ
/hoc/ = /cheese/ + /asp/
>>158479405None at all.
How can you put all that eurocuck slop over feta? Huh? Answer that you flaming metrosexuals.
Im cheesed to be here today
Why is some cheddar yellow and some cheddar white?
>>158479462all cheddar is white, some choose to make it orange
>>158479447rangers' hopes after igor's injury
>>158479462I'll have the /hoc/ dairy committee look into it.
>>158479447They didn't fly so good
>>158479462rule of thumb, white's always right
>>158479235Israeli ultranationalism or pro immigrant leftism, what a choice
The Flames Home Town Hockey Remix (TM) Jersey on NHLSHOP.CA has huberdoughstealer on the back. Why?
>>158479235We're gonna vote vote vote, it's our moment
Guys who should i vote for?
>>158479235what happened to all the people that cared about the wall?
>>158479488No choice, they all believe that, just like bongistan.
>>158479508For everyone to have a good time.
>>158479488they are all neofuckwits that work for the corporations to take your jobs away, whether its by moving the job across seas or moving the third world here.
>>158479515Yeah G we all fucked, at least you guys got ICE I guess, if I were a young man in America that'd literally be my dream job
I realized the Hawks aren’t firing Jeff Blashill yet. They’re going to wait until they get ass raped by the lighting and panthers and then fire him
>>158479508Gary. Look what he’s done for the NHL. Now imagine what he could do for a country. We’d get a fun new national gimmick every year.
Im voting for whoever is gonna keep all of my favorite hockey twinks safe in the Boy Aquariums :)
You all should interact with the real world (“IRL” as you would call it) more
>>158479543ICE are a bunch of incompetent pussies. If you want to hide your face during law enforcement, be a man and become a spook.
>>158479551We haven't had an expansion state in over 50 years. Gary will get some for us.
>>158479554Where do you think my knowledge of cheese stems from?
>>158479543its the next pandoras box that has been opened there is no way back now its the next branch of the military industrial complex expanding that will endlessly consume government spending to appease midwits who like guns and armored cars
>>158479543
>>158476727College educated chuds learn really quickly to hide their powerlevel. There qre many more than you would believe
>>158479568>to appease midwits who like guns and armored carsYou mean 95% of males on the planet
You fags are so politically cynical and it's based as all fuck.
>>158479581Educated people aren't chuds that'd be contradictory
i've been getting political ads in the mail every day for a month and i still don't know what any of the candidates stand for just that their opponent is a evil smelly radical that didn't pay their taxes once in 2009thankfully gary loaded the night up for me to use as an excuse not to vote
>>158476531that might happen to macklin...
>>158476389Jagr and who are the other two boomers?
>>158479611How could you not be at this point? Even if you were all in on Trump initially you'd have to be blind to not realize at this point that the guy is a retard, surrounded by retards. Democrats meanwhile blow their own leg off every election trying to out-woke each other. Nobody's reaching across the aisle anymore. Shit is grim.
>>158479632>i still don't know what any of the candidates stand for just that their opponent is a evil smelly radical that didn't pay their taxes once in 2009Probably all correct as well.>thankfully gary loaded the night up for me to use as an excuse not to votebased
>>158479557sounds like someone is having a pretti good day (they shoot liberals in the streets like the dogs they are)
>>158479630that just means they think you are a narc and havent displayed their power level to you
>>158479611something tells me those lindsey graham and nancy pelosi types didnt become politicians to help society...
>>158479657No canadanon, shooting dogs is the ATFs domain.
I wrote in Clayton Keller on my ballot :)
>>158479557>If you want to hide your face during law enforcement, be a man and become a spook.Do you think ICE would let me wear a Batman costume?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3Rsr2TThs
>>158479643>Nobody's reaching across the aisle anymorewhy would they? Growing up is realizing regime politics is just oligarchic factions fighting over control of the machinery of state in order to advance their narrow interests.
>>158479581Britta Curl was a women's hockey player in D+50 Madison, Wisconsin for like seven years and it only made her want catholic sharia even more
>>158479675They probably wouldn't give a shit. I expect commitment though, so you better figure out a smoke bomb recipe.
Mr. President please don't sell my balls tel Aviv, I'll buy the gas and remix jerseys
>>158479701>using the machinery of state to punish the other guys voters and reward your votersbased
>>158479680Not always. If there's an external threat the infighting becomes more collaborative out of necessity.The Cold War ending was unironically one of the worst things to happen to America.
>>158479701All of Biden's spending was just DEI jobs programs, student loan welfare, and EV subsidies to supercharge inflation. Whoopeee.
>>158479680When did leafs become this based and why wasn't I informed?
>>158479671Dogs of the AMS. Time they made a move.
>>158479701Democrats do try to out-woke each other. A lot of the reason there hasn't been a unified response from their party is because there are varying degrees of liberalism and a lot of blue representatives have been slaves to their own beliefs instead of willing to compromise, a necessary aspect of a functional non-uniform government.I say all this shit as a blue voter. The only thing I'm particularly conservative on is gun ownership.
>>158479674I’m voting for Kanye :)
>>158479722I think thats true. Now there is all this state infrastructure left around from that that has no use, but will not choose to disband itself, so people fight over it. Caesar planned to invade Persia as a solution to 'what to do with the legions'. (civil war 'bails' the Roman state out of that problem, and the legions are eventually stationed along the rivers). I think the american adventurism since the 90's can be explained through that lens, although that's a slightly different topic. I'm just saying that in present day it's just factions fighting for control of the machine, which was built for a different world than the one we live in now (or maybe not, who knows, I don't have a crystal ball).
Every team that wore their remix jerseys last night lost. Cursed jerseys
>>158479795Thank you Gary
no but seriously how did that guy get the crapitals hometown remix jersey before it was released to the goym?
>>158479795God hates Gary’s capitalist schemes
why do /pol/tards have to ruin every board? I came here to read about HOCKEY and NOT trannies and Israel. kindly piss off
>>158479865Who are the strongest teams in the league? I still think the canes are elite
>>158479826don't ask questions that have answers you're not ready for......
>>158479795Dressing like faggots lowers morale and boosts your opponents confidence
>>158479865What you gonna do about it?
>>158479872every team is performing below expectations
>>158479826maybe a team employee but idk it's really easy to accidentally break street date in retail and they don't give a shit unless it's like gta6
>tfw no hockey bf to go on cute ice skating dates and then have buttsex with :(
>>158479872Flames
sharks are tanking on purpose to jettison all the fags and fujos off the bandwagon
>>158479928More like BoyButt wagon because they're gay
>>158479928Jokes on you. Zero (0) of us care about whether or not they do well, so you're just going to get rid of the cishet hockey fans.
>>158479928
>babcock's face when mcdavid explains to him that boypussy and girldick are attached to the same person
>>158479978Source?
>>158479992He's a coach. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Babcock
>>158479886This. No team is particularly impressive, they all look sloppy. Hopefully they play better in April
>>158479235finna stop on the way to the bar
>>158479865Ironically this is one of the better discussions I've had on 4chan about politics. /pol/ is just ragebaiting, which loses its appeal pretty quickly after you turn 13Anyways my name is Connor McDavid, I play for the Edmonton Oilers and I like diddling little boys.
>>158479978Connor wouldn't have been all in on Babcock if he didn't already know this
>>158480039calgary culture making its way to edmonton, i see
>>158479928Maybe celebrini is a bust
*bangs on the glass*
>>158479447Shall be reposting this tonight
>>158480061he is. we should trade him to montreal for hage + 1st
>>158480040>unless you're 100% all-in on miâ– â– â– â– â– cock, I have no interest in coming.
>>158480061My Krakkies will trade you a packing peanut and some drier lint for him
It’s up
>Dallas @ WashingtonWas there ever any bleedover hate from the Cowboys/Skins rivalry?
>>158479674Clayton Cheddar
>>158480112Actually it isn’t because the retards forgot to update it
>There were leafs fans saying McKenna was a lock for the calder
>>158480136who are the other rookies
>>158480112My Flyers still have a chance :)
>>158480148fowlerhe's like if they remade wolf and added er
>>158480148james higgins
>>158480148mei start tomorrow
>>158479872Uhm... canes, avs, oilers? kitties eventually?
just logged in
Wrestlefags should log off permanently
>>158480319When is the next PPV for either promotion?
>>158479978He’s shared his favorite literature with Babcock
https://youtu.be/qhntG6x45jI?si=mwGeTxWYiWw7yhGZIt’s up
>>158479217Mike Grinnell and the chiclets crew sucking Jacobs cock 24/7 but then cry like they saw someone shoot their pink whitney collection when they're a 1st round exit, annual tradition at this point
>>158480333wwe crown jewel is on saturday
>>158479928No anonthey have zero plan besides Macklin spam, at least the oilers have draisaitl and nuge to offset a bad mcdavid game
>>158479237Unlike my oilyboys who only lose to teams that aren't make the playoffs (and Utah)
>>158480432Thank you.I'll probably still watch it, but I'm already bored just thinking about it.
>>158479237Hagens looks good at least. Unfortunately they are unable to do Pasternak+random guy goal spam now.
>>158480120Not really but it’s the Finnish Mafia vs Putin’s top guy so there’s that.
I did it bros. I got my Christmas tree up.
>>158480511thanksgivingbros...we lost...
>>158480524Everyone knows Thanksgiving is just a dress rehearsal for Christmas anyway.
every single one of these "hometown remix" jerseys scream of "mom, i messed around with the custom jersey filters"
>>158479447lmao there are body parts from the crash all over the trailer park near the crash site
>>158480552How much are the families paying for them?
>>158480549And the kid really likes blue.
chat is this good?
>>158480549Unfortunately I think this one is very good. Completely different logo where it's still obvious what team it is + something weird and unique with the teef on the arms
>>158480595Yah. Fucking awesome.
For me? It’s the Dundee Stars
>The Winnipeg Jets put Brad Lambert on waivers to make room for a call up option from the Manitoba Moose.
>>158480621Finnish Leon draisaitl bros....
>Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane>don't know when I'll be back again
Is it gay to goon to hockey femboys and want them to bounce on it crazy-style?
>>158480102Give us daccord
>>158480737No, our goalie depth is shit. You can have Stephenson.
>>158480595
>>158478673100%
Nurse does a lot of things that you don't really notice and can't be measured
>tfw no slafkovsky bfWhere can I get a man who looks like that?
>>158480621my team will claim him and he'll be the face of the new finnish golden age
Rumor has it Connor mcdavid and his family tried to defect to the nj devils last night, team security caught em trying to sneak out of the Newark Hilton with all their bags packed
>>158480777>>158480333checked
>>158480777Cool it with the racism
based pk
>>158481062>poppied pre nov 9th Shan't
>>158476383Is that a tranny? Its face and shoulders look very trannyish
>>158481062He was the you people don was referring to
Anyone got a poppy I can borrow??
Is this the most canadian moment in /hoc/ history?
>>158481151>Canadian treating a defenseless and surrendering combatant brutally gives me world war 2 nostalgia
He has cobalt poisoning.
>>158480595>measuring subjective things with mathssome of you arent old enough to remember that stat nerds used to insist shot quality wasnt real because they couldnt fit it into their models.
>>158480595also the non capitilization lets you know this was made by leftwing looney troons, so inherently its gay and fake. Impact? Role difficulty? wtf does this even mean. Really would like to know if "naturalstattrick" or "puckIQ" even own skates.
for me it's all about the analytics and intangibles
>>158481227>ww2 nostalgia Chief unc
>>158481062Unbelievably based
>>158481277:(
>>158481277F
>>158481362For me it’s about locker room presence
>>158481277haha what a fag
Have you got your slightly different shade of blue jersey and bobblehead yet?
>>158481896No
>>158481896Why Ovi looks like a 60 yo soviet-style drunk?Oh wait...
>>158481926It is not too late to fix the error of your ways.
>>158481967I don't believe jew, Gary
any games tonight?
>>158482097yes
>>158482045But just think about the collector's value on your Vanda brand bobblehead!
kaprizov says russia would have beat us of a at the olympics
>>158482144You can relax, Russia has no centers, ain't beating anyone relevant in near future.
>>158482144Russians say a lot of things.Usually in a language I can't understand.
>>158481277This is the team that was giving their fans lead poisoning, right?
the face of failure
>>158482144big words from someone that hasn't played a single full season in his entire career
>>158482280Don't post your own pictures here
>>158482144with what defence
>>158482324Damn watchout for the schizo
greatest hockey nations in 20261. canada2. u.s.a3. russia4. who cares
>>158482367Number 1 seems to be wrong
>>158482367I care
>>158482280>hey grok, composite the most generically Canadian man you can
just checked the standings. guess which team's at the bottom of the atlantic... KWAB
>>158482405rangers :(
>>158482345no need to call yourself out
>>158482414They seriously need Shersterkin back. He should heal up faster already.
>>158482401Richard Karn isn't Canadian; he's from Seattle
>>158482384source?
>>1584823671. finland2. finland3. finland4. perkele
>>158482437I don't think so Tim.
>>158481062make love not war
trbrother won
>>158482480Why don't you try telling that to my wife? I'm telling you, I don't get no respect at all.
>>158482493always
make poo not pee
>>158482498
>>158482525every poo poo is pee pee time, but not every pee pee is a poo poo time....riddle me that
>>158482280>>158482324>>158482493>>158482500get a life samir
trb the day they told him he wouldn't be getting the property
>>158482573im white
>>158482569I don't relate to this. I poop without peeing most of the time.
>>158482584yes i'm sure everyone on planet retard is a 7ft tall white chad but you still need to get a life
>>158482431It's over, let go.Wishing them luck next season.
>>158482578I'm sorry that you're sad about it =(
>>1584824411993
>>158482634>please be brownyou guys have way bigger issues at hand
>>158482642>It's over
I had a cliff bar, 2 servings of oatmeal, and a shitload of peanuts today My marner tomorrow will be spectacular
>>158482493>>158482500t. samequeer
my knights play my bros pens toknight
>>158482648cope
>>158482684If you don't post it then you are just a liar
Don’t recall asking about the Vegas golden knights desu
>>158482684cliff bars have ultra transformed onions proteins in them (it makes you gay and grow titties)https://www.health.harvard.edu/healthy-aging-and-longevity/confused-about-eating-onions
>>158482659How to avoid your awful stench?
>>158482808Oh I know
>>158482735seething
>>158482686wrong
>>158482666KWAB
New thread when
>>158482910right
>>158482849by being white, how do you avoid being a loser?
>>158482931Never
>>158482739lol u must be a gay homo then KWAGB
>>158482946just like my islanders
>>158482808What would be the opposite of cliff bars?
>>158482903>no argument tyfyc
>>158482956what wouldbbe the opposite of food?idk poo, pee?
>[Heartwarming] Idaho brother gifts property, tickets to Long Island resident whose package was opened without consent
>>158482936>being a loser>SamirYes
hi copey
>>158482979>noui win
>>158482958malding
i cant cook, because im on janny time out
>>158482983what's up bro are you the blues fan
>>158482999>another tired insult 2ez
>>158483031new
>>158482984>the stench... the stench
>>158483013nah I'm the mild fanBut I'm glad you remain energetic as ever
>>158483039>doubles down on retardation as expected from someone who spends their time accusing others of being brown
>>158483019stinking
>>158483072OK, Samir.
>>158483160>>158483176>replying post bump limit in angergot em hook line and stinker
Got a non dogshit post I'm saving for the next thread
>>158483224Doubt
pls gary, the red wings have suffered enough
