>>158477866
First for the Seagulls

Can Man United beat AS Roma at home?

>TUESDAY
Barcelona 4-3 Aston Villa
Manchester United 1-3 Roma

>WEDNESDAY
Fenerbahce 1-0 Liverpool
RB Leipzig 1-2 Manchester City
Slavia Prague 1-2 Arsenal

>THURSDAY
Crystal Palace 0-2 Hoffenheim
Sparta Prague 2-3 Bournemouth
Sunderland 1-1 Dinamo Zagreb

Getafe 0-2 Brighton & Hove Albion

>>158477892
this but all the scores turned the other way around

Bros do any of you know a website that gives stats about testimonial matches?

>>158477884
no

>>158477866
some right GUFF fixtures there
obviously far too many teams in europe

>>158477917
I've looked for this before and I didn't find one, if you're lucky you'll find a fansite for just one club which lists them but overall it's difficult. I know back in the day teams sometimes even played one-offs and testimonials in other sports such as cricket so it'll be hard for any site to properly list everything.
I was tempted to ask The Knowledge on the Graun for a possible source because they're (unfortunately) the best for this sort of footy question

>>158477884
They couldn't even beat their wife after and England game

almost half the league in europe

>>158477884
i think they can, there's been a lot of positive noise coming out of carrick & united since losing against chelsea

City will.lose tomorrow and it'll be the start of a true tailspin
Brighton can currently be dismissed as a bad day but after tomorrow it all falls apart

>>158477945
SAAR

>>158477949
I think they can do it too. Roma are shit.

>>158477972
Yeah Dave? Well it'll be even more embarrassing being beaten by a shit club, just like Grimsby and Hull

>>158477972
Roma are above Como. What happened when Manchester United played Como? Just refresh my memory here real quick?

>>158477950
City have played like shit all season, they've just won because they've got mint players papering the cracks. they haven't looked convincing at all and Maresca is now looking real sus after playing Bouaddi in the 10 and refusing to drop Enzo F under any circumstances while he does fuck all

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>>158477983
Roma's wins are against minnows, Serie A is weak as fuck

>>158477990
Well Manchester United shouldn't have had any trouble beating Como then?

>>158477991
But Como are good and have got a great manager, and were at home

>>158477936
Fuck. Thanks anyway. His wiki page doesn't even mention him having a testimonial and the club were in Division 2 or 3 at the time so it'll make it even harder to find I imagine. Still, it might be a nice little hunt and I'll find some useful things along the way.

>>158477993
But Roma, are, statistically, better than Como. 3rd is higher than 4th in the table.

>>158478012
>statistically, better
after 10 games with a 1 point difference lmao

>>158477995
Who's the player?

>>158477945
kek bangerrrrrrrrrr

mantroony tryna change the narrative, prepping for the loss tonight
davinder is pretty used to PrEP

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The Liverpool puff-pieces begin

The Manchester United fans are puffs

>>158478092
Nyoni stamping on ankles was so lovey-dovey!

>>158478092
Shameless. No shame. Without shame.

>>158478092
It's genuinely insane how Liverpool are mollycoddled by the media.

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>>158478123
are you aware that james pearce is explicitly a liverpool writer?

>>158478142
It's a general observation beyond that one particular article. When Man Utd struggle, they are a broken club from top to bottom. When Arsenal struggle, they are bottlejobs. When Spurs struggle, they are an eternal joke. When Liverpool struggle, it's everyone else's fault.

>>158478092
Liverpool have committed more fouls this season than any other team in the Premier League btw

>>158478160
>arguing with Liversimp
Don't even bother engaging with the sad cunt

>>158478160
>it's everyone else's fault.
Others fans literally sing "It’s never your fault, it’s never your fault, always the victims, it’s never your fault.". Liverpool fans love wallowing in self pity and blaming everyone else.

>>158478092
it's more that arsenal are just downright evil cheaters but they clearly have the backing of pgmol & the fa and the premier league. everyone knows and agrees that arsenal are refereed by a different ruleset that allows & enables their thuggery and makes their games unwatchable

>>158478020
Gary Robson. West Brom chad.

>>158478208
>ynr West Brom once had a testimonial billed as "the whites" versus "the blacks"

>>158478212
Sovl. It better have been like how my old PE teacher picked teams in the 1970s and not a gimmick or I'm going to be pissed.

>>158478230
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Len_Cantello_Testimonial_Match

>asking if a team is too nice
>this is what a puff piece is in the mind of a somali

>>158477945
Been saying for weeks they need Greenwood back

Mansimp spent the past 30 minutes replying to himself, grim.
When Man United struggle, the media doesn't talk about them. Where's all the SSN tickers and articles saying Man United are in relegation form?

Liverpool are too nice in this transition season and Wirtz still needs time to settle

Matthijs de Ligt has successfully transitioned

>>158478263
Spurs and United never get any criticism, 2 of the most pampered clubs in the league
You now remember Sky pushing the Big Six as the new nickname once United fell out of the Top Four

>>158478263
They are untouchable and any criticism will be followed a rant from Gary Neville and Sky Sports

>>158478263
media circus, just see at how much rvp was talked about at arsenal and when he was at yanited, night and day difference even though he was better for arsenal

I remember when there was that big argument between Gary Neville and Arsenal Fan TV where Neville accused them of profiting off their club's failure. Funny to see him and all his ex-United teammates doing literally the exact same thing with their various podcasts.

ohh, the misery
everybody wants to be my enemy

Man United aren't failures.

>>158478301
It's because GNevz saw that United failure wasn't stopping. It's why he bought Brent's channels. He would have studied it and gotten statistics on it. He knows that it'll grab United fans and non-United fans wanting to laugh at United. It's easy money. The fact it's now sponsored by Disney is just e-z moni.

>>158478212
unironically how is this any different to what we all do on a saturday or sunday when we're having a kickabout with our mates? whites vs blacks, english vs celts, africans vs caribbeans, people vs muslims

>>158478234
Beyond based

>>158478328
>people vs muslims
that's not nice to manure customers

>>158477917
Transfermarkt lists them as 'Club Friendlies'. Soccerway covers them too. But no, there isn't just a single site. You'd have to make one and get autists to contribute ala Wiki.

>>158477945
Lol nice one Euan.

>Boy, 14, arrested following Bradley Lowery taunt

>>158478373
wouldn't post that here with dave lurking abart

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kek

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>>158478551

>>158478363
Somehow I never thought about transfermarkt I'll try there and then Soccerway.
I just assumed it would be something that some autist would have done by now. Thanks.

>>158478373
>Arrested for a bit of dead cancer kiddy bants
Game's gone, country's gone.

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just kick it out lads.

another guy did it a couple years ago too and he received a suspended jail sentence

>He was charged after pictures of him brandishing Bradley's photograph during the match at Wednesday's Hillsborough stadium on 29 September were circulated on X, formerly Twitter.

>Houghton later described his behaviour to police as "enjoyable banter" and said he had "found it funny".

>>158478606
I honestly don't know what the crime is

>>158478610
Breach of the peace or something like that

>>158478610
public order act, harassment alarm or distress
basically what the police use whenever they fancy it for any reason

Just read ref saying var room is stressful environment and it's tough for them mentally lol.
Fucking sissies everywhere

>Saliba is back for Arsenal
Konsabros.....

>>158478092
Disgusting grim little club. 97 wasn't enough.

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>>158478820
>Fucking sissies everywhere

>>158478610
It's one of those nebulous and vague laws that every nation has but UK has mastered and has more than any other that allows police to punish you for practically anything.

Same as their anti-protest laws which basically mean you can never protest legally under the law as written. Of course this won't be used for anti-climate, BLM type protests, only when some guy stabs white girls or rapes them or something. Just like that guy during the Novak protests, he threw an empty plastic bottle at the police, got caught, in prison for 3 years now. Judge even admitted he did it as an 'example'.

>>158478989
>which basically mean you can never protest legally under the law as written

This country loves to do things like that. Remember when they were struggling with what constitutes a drug and every time a legal high was banned a new one popped up and they had to ban that too. So they decided anything that that gave you a physiological change was an illegal drug and therefore banned. But alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine all do that so it changed to
>Anything that creates a physiological change except these ones that we get massive amounts of tax from are banned
They're all cunts.

>>158479071
They got called on that and said 'you gotta use common sense lol'. Clearly not when writing laws. The funny thing is, as soon as that law came in, illegal drug use of hard drugs went up like 45%.

>>158477884
Anything is possible

>>158477983
Roma are in a bit of a slump. Good chance this is a 1-1 draw

>>158479120
>Roma are in a bit of a slump
Ah yeah, unbeaten in the league, only lost to Madrid (4-3). Highest G/D in Serie A. Scored 8 goals in 3 games in CL.

But it is at OT so I'd expect United to win.

>>158478989
>, only when some guy stabs white girls or rapes them or something.
yes it will lmao those types of girls are the most protected

>>158479120
>Slump
Slumped like Davinder

>>158479198
We literally had protests over a black guy stabbing white girls to death and that's what caused these new laws, anon.

>>158479213
so laws were made because white girls got mauled by the tiggers?
also no uproar was made about black guys specifically just browns even though a black killed 3 little girls (one of them wasn't white btw)
usa and uk are black worshipping

this is football related because football has a lot of black players like aaron lennon and theo walcott

>>158479825
Don't try and drag us into your national religion

>>158479974
>puts on the telly
>turns on ITV
>sees interracial adverts (only black men and white women)
>sees people in his country like Dave obsessed with black men
>black men can brutalize innocents and there'll never be cries against blacks, just immigrants
USA-UK shares religion, my "nigga"

>>158478968
If Arteta isn't retarded (he is retarded) he'll rotate Saliba and Konsa or put Konsa at RB. I wouldn't rush Saliba back anyway. Give him another month off.

>>158480006
>Give him another month off

this. pgmol have our back anyway

>>158480038
meds

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>>158477884
they are favoured according to the betting odds

>>158480068
never tell me the odds

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Evil club Arsenal held their minute's silence for long-term injured Spanish forward Jesús de Miguel at their training ground with nobody but the club's photographer present. Vile.

>>158478017
Yes that means they're better yes correct

>57 - Touches in the box for LFC, this is 17 more than PSG managed against Arsenal in the CL Final last season & that was with an additional 30 minutes of play

>247 - Touches in the final third for LFC, the most Arsenal have allowed this season by over 100 (142 for Chelsea)

>38 - Shots in the "shooting zone" allowed by Arsenal, the most in a match this season by a healthy margin over the previous high of 23 against Sunderland. This is the most that Arsenal have allowed in an 11 v 11 match since 2016 when they allowed 40 to Barcelona in a 3-1 loss.

i'm going to watch manchester united against as roma

No way utd loses to AS roma.........RIGHT!

>>158480669
>plot twist
coal burning slag should've been beheaded by the crown prince
anyone who talks like that needs the rope
go wolves!

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>>158481083
>>158481275
Already...

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN AGAIN

man u the funniest team in world football right now?

Waiting for the match to end before ABUGods bully Mantroony
No doubt that he's fled

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He's scurried away
He's scurried awaaaaaay
You dumb fucking glory hunting plastic Indian Jock cock slurping paedophile dress wearing race traitor 34 year old and lonely shit at trolling faggot
Dave's scurried away

Ireland make sure you get the webms for manures dirty dives
dirty little club

Dave will coincidentally be gone until the Liverpool match tomorrow (his favourite club?
He ran when it came

Not being funny but if the "Manchester Uniteds" badly need wins in the league to stave off relegation, why are they playing Roma

LASK would batter United

who dae we fink spurs can realistically get tae fill the front 3 of striker and wingers?

kudus tel just have very poor execution fer me. same solanke. marmoush nat a proper striker

KEKEKEKKEKEKEK Baleba season over. They're going down

0161 Balebas mashed up hammies on the map

>>158482546
he seemed poo anyway

all those carrick speeches and appeals to humility and united legends and all they needed was a soft penalty at old trafford with a free do-over to bring them back

No shots on target, just penalties

job saved!

referee received his bumming party invite at half time

United have become a small club. They are celebrating this comeback against relative minnows like a massive trophy. It's a bit like watching Newcastle in europe.

MIRACLE AT OLD TRAFFORD

THE CARRICK REMONTADA

Now that Carrick has brought Utd back to their former glory isn't it about time he was given a knighthood?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN VARTROONY

GGMU

mental how shit roma are. this is arsenal vs wolves level collapse.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSYYYYYYY???

>they're gonna keep carrick
HAHAHAHAHAHAH ETERNAL /MUG/

>>158483801
Bwahahahahahhaha liversissy seething after he made an early /mug/. What a daft tranny freak.

Sir Michael Carrick will win us the champs

>>158481738
>He's scurried away
>He's scurried awaaaaaay
>You dumb fucking glory hunting plastic Indian Jock cock slurping paedophile dress wearing race traitor 34 year old and lonely shit at trolling faggot
>Dave's scurried away
KEK that faggot actually scurried away
Slabian

>>158483815
Carrick is apparently staying for the season and only absolute diabolical results (i.e, losing heavily) would get him gone. This is due to lots of claimed reasons, but he's won now. Likely players have been told he's not leaving so don't bother downing tools and they've stepped up.

Villa got battered so will probably get battered by United at the weekend. Then that leaves the int break to 'reset' and back they go.

Carrick is BACK!

>they'll keep carrick
mugging on together

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Tribute to Sir Alex, he deserved this little win today

>Baleba DEAD
>Carsick IN
Kino season for football lads

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Liverpool legend Tranny La Fanny will NOT be happy

everybody thinking
>this is good achtually
are retarded. the only reason carrick won is because united players know that he's gonna stay whatever because the board can't afford/don't want to hire a new manager. so they're now actually trying. they're infinitely better than their performance has shown and thus will go on a sequence of wins again.

stop coping and thinking 'this is good actually' when it's actually not good if you like united losing, as it means the players are going to actually try.

>>158483854
gonna be a kino day when thay horsefucker croaks

Why is /sp/ taking United's return to relevance so poorly?

>>158483801
>>158483828
Rent free ;)

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guess the ground

Davinder coping hard tonight
It's a /mug/gerful season

spending all day saying roma are shit and they think they're back after refballing a 3-2 win
kek they're so retarded, celebrate being 17th

>>158483890
Brisbane Road

>>158483890
>Roma gets raped
>Posts Russell Brand

>>158483873
>its real
Kek

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We
Are
MASSIVE
(And have diabetes)

>>158483890
Southampton

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>>158483890
Old Trannord

>Sporting (A)
Easy win
>Leipzig (H)
Easy win
>Bayern Munich (H)
Easy win
>Villarreal (A)
Easiest game of the lot.

lmaoooooooooo, /mug/rons SEETHING

>17th
Easy Prem campaign too
lmaoooooo

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>>158483890
>Transfield

>>158483972
Dry your tears, mate.

>mantroony copied
KEK brud is bubblin

>>158483905
the geezer next to him is one too (allegedly)
do yanks even know about little britain

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holy shit
manure are 17th in the UCL
AND THE PREM LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOÓÓOÓÓÓÓOOOOOOÓO

More Simon Stone articles incoming.
>"Have Utd finally turned the corner?",
>"Has Carrick found the magic formula?",
>"Was criticism of Carrick unjustified?".

>>158484023
>More Simon Stone articles incoming.
>>"Have Utd finally turned the corner?",
>>"Has Carrick found the magic formula?",
>>"Was criticism of Carrick unjustified?".
Typical media darling articles

>>158484014
>phoneposting
explains a lot.

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United Win
>liversissy seethes
United Draw
>liversissy seethes
United Lose
>liversissy seethes

>>158484023
have never seen a club this protected by the media

Gonna be an awful lot of seething through the night because Unitedchads won.

>>158484038
>>158484077
17th.

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dutty lil bastard diving and faking an injury

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who knew, jason wilcox knows what he's doing, he just needed more time

>>158484105
The guy went off injured and Roma consneeded three. It's only a positive if he's out for two months.

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>>158484095
KEK based
Anyone know why they showed Davinders cuzzy?

>>158484113
>4 goals in 14 matches
>1 red card
WILCOX IN

Yikes, Mantroony happy that Baleba is crocked.

Disgusting fanbase wishing death upon their players.

>point out that United are much better without Baleba, objectively
>UR FAGGOTFACE21312 I KNOW YOU ARE HAHA YOU'RE SO FAGGOTFACE21312 YOU ARE TOTALLY SEETHING HAHA

>>158484038
Kino day for football

>>158484105
Thug behaviour tbg

>>158484137
MT did NOT, did NOT like diss wan

>>158482486
>who dae we fink spurs can realistically get tae fill the front 3 of striker and wingers?
>
>kudus tel just have very poor execution fer me. same solanke. marmoush nat a proper striker
dunno pal prob try synin bejamin seskshi man wouldda brolly do bits at spurs i fink, u fink?

>>158484122
SLABIAN.

>>158478208
>Gary Robson. West Brom chad.
Sorry, just came home. He did have a testimonial against Aston Villa on the 9th May 1994
https://www.albiontillwedie.co.uk/history/headtohead/astonvilla.html

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for those who missed it the united faithful made their feelings heard this evening with a TENNIS BALL protest
there are estimates that as many as SEVEN tennis balls were thrown in a private behind doors protest organised via whatsapp

>>158484631
dirty bastards

>>158484631
That's not nice. Meanwhile Liverpool are TOO nice!

>>158484631
Mancunians are all too familiar to living in filth.

>>158484038
Many such cases.

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>>158484631
meanwhile the dutch started firebombing the pitch after going 3-0 down to inter milan

>>158484631
no wonder there's so many rats in the stadium, and the team! And the city!

It appears that manchester united football club have won a football match in a rather controversial manner.

>>158484777
kino
>>158484631
ratty and dole-y

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>>158478092
tsk tsk!

mad how everybody just overlooked the Darren England puff piece the BBC posted this morning

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>>158484023

Gonna see more Simon Stone articles incoming.
>"Have Utd finally turned the corner?",
>"Has Carrick found the magic formula?",
>"Was criticism of Carrick unjustified?".

Most baffling thing about the result is the amount of sympathy I'm seeing for Carrick and the United fans

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mission creep

cunha only comes alive for a relegation scrap

>>158485434
He's used to playing at small clubs like Wolves so Man United shouldn't be any different

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united won?

>>158486037
yup they're sitting comfy in the table just a couple of places behind LASK

>>158486120
what position?

>>158486159
LASK are 15th so if my calculations are correct that would mean Manchester United are in 17th position

and Liverpoo lost

>>158486266
r u wizard

>>158486266
Manchester United are 17th? What the FUCK, no way.
Next, you'll tell me they're 17th in the Premier League too!

Chelsea’s josh acheampong is a terrific defender. The sky is the limit for him

Dive
Penalty missed
Retake penalty
Offside for goal
Lucky strike

>>158487421
Best CB in the league right now is Vuskovic