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>>158480981First for voting
>cry about refball constantly>2 superbowls in the last 40 years, both won by green gay>constantly lose in the playoffs especially to the rest of the league>act like they're God's gift to footballWhy are they like this?
Second for sleeping
my steelies :)
>>158480981Tua going to the Eagles confirmed
>skolniggers get shut the fuck up>chipaco fans take their place as annoying faggotsShould gookmoot range ban states with NFC teams?
yeah we're winning 7 games
My Chargies!
I'm sorry, was that game too stressful?
>>158481010leadheads gonna lead
Simmons made an immediate impact on this bussy.
detroit lions are about to steamroll the NFC North. they have won 2 playoff games in 2024, 1 game in 1991 and 2 games in 1957. that means their playoff record going into 2027 is 5 playoff wins in 70 years. everyone should congratulate the lions for finally turning around the ship, good fortune will come to your team but only if you post GREAT JOB LIONS !!
>>158481018The lone Chargers fan. I don't know how you do it.
>Nearly all the teams with cancerous retarded fans are in the NFC
Haven’t done one of these in a few weeks…ANONS POWER RANKINGS ; >Contenders 1.) Bears2.) Bills 3.) 49ers4.) Jaguars>Great, but something’s missing 5.) Vikings 6.) Broncos7.) Lions 8.) Steelers 9.) Chiefs10.) Bengals >Looking Good Despite Health Issues (Temporary) 11.) Packers 12.) Patriots 13.) Rams 14.) Seahawks >Bad, But Frisky 15.) Giants 16.) Browns17.) Raiders 18.) Falcons 19.) Ravens 20.) Panthers 21.) Cardinals 22.) Texans 23.) Buccaneers 24.) Cowboys 25.) Commanders >Bad, But Still Competing (Rebuilding) 26.) Jets27.) Saints 28.) Dolphins 29.) Titans >It’s Actually Over, Just Rebuild30.) Eagles 31.) Colts 32.) Chargers
>>158481040I've been a fan too long, spent lots of money and time and I'm just ok with it. They can't hurt me anymore
>>158481035>throwing stones in lead houses
>>158481022I went to the Jags game this year I’m quite confident we’re getting smoked in the ploffs if we don’t get homefield against them
>>158481050based zen anon
Reminder bandwagoners are not allowed onto the Bears unless they can pass the quiz.Quiz for entry into bears fandom:What was the only prestigious award that Mitchell Trubisky won during his tenure as the Bears QB?It should be easy but also still hard enough to filter bandwagoners.
So no care that Tuaturndaballova got traded to the Eagles for a 4th round pick?
>>158481040there is the vtumor padresfag too
>>158481069There's a vtumor doyerpaco cowgoys fan too.
>>158481050>I don't even care, that's why I make sure to post about how I wanna die on every threadSure, anon.
>>158481066That's racist ese
>>158481050I'd want to die too 2bh.
>>158481106I'm gonna keep repping my Chargies forever!
ritualposting is the cornerstone of every good genny
Rank em spee
>>158481046I really think the Steelers are not as good as their recordt. Steeler fan
>>158481066That's my NVP you're talking about (he was also a Pro Bowler in the same sense that Shedeur Sanders is a Pro Bowler)
>>158481134Your daughter has a thing for Lamars.
>>158481134I would let Malik Willis racemix with my daughter he’s a pretty swell guy
Bengals should trade for JT
>>158481075how do you end up a fan of the dodgers and the cowboys? texas and california are rival states
>>158481194i dont think a third rounder is enough
>>158481134What my daughter's last 16 boyfriends looked like
>>158481134>exactly 50:50 between white qbs and black qbs>two gays>one white, top>one black, bottomwhat's the NFL scheming?
>>158481066>Answer my retarded trivia questions about the leather helmet era or you're not a real fan!Fuck off, gramps. This is my team, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>158481236it's missing many qbs, you can practise your ballknowledge and think who is missing!
>>158481050i understand this anon. i'm a diehard cowboys fan. have been since a little kid. there's nothing anyone can say that can piss me off or make me hate the cowboys more.
>>158480984If voting was real the powerful would outlaw it. Remember to get vaxxed for covid 19!!!
>>158481258nobody cares about backup cucks
>>158481238you tell that gringo
>>158481283da hardest hittin safety in da league
Literally me
>>158481304FUCK YOU GUMBY
>>158481284then why is winston there
>>158481304Hittin dem guts
>>158481304i dont get it, whats going on with Sharper
>>158481317Why the long face
>>158481066Shut the fuck up faggot. I'm a lifelong Bears fan since November 2nd 2026
>>158481387how is that better than being a lifelong lions fan since 2024
>>158481238One cannot be a true bears fan if he does not commune with mitchie
HOW HE RUNNIN ON A BROKEN LEG?
>>158481410HE GOT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK DO
>>158481408They're the same person obviously
>>158481343it's clearly vast majority starters, who reads every QB's name?
im I still banned /sp/ee
>>158481410HE'S GOT SPACE, HERE WE GO, HE'S RUNNING, HE'S GOT A BLOCKER
>>158481478the goalposts keep on moving
Bo Nix is 12-30
WHO WON KWAB OF THE WEEK
Official /nfl/ week 9 POWER RANKINGS 1. Chicago Bears2. San Francisco 49ers3. Buffalo Bills4. Jacksonville Jaguars5. Detroit Lions 6. Denver Broncos 7. Minnesota Vikings 8. Seattle Seahawks 9. Kansas City Chiefs10. New England Patriots 11. Los Angeles Rams12. Green Bay Packers 13. Pittsburgh Steelers14. Cincinnati Bengals 15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 16. Atlanta Falcons17. Carolina Panthers18. New York Giants19. Las Vegas Raiders 20. Houston Texans 21. Cleveland Browns22. Dallas Cowboys 23. Washington Commanders 24. Arizona Cardinals 25. New Orleans Saints26. New York Jets27. Philadelphia Eagles 28. Baltimore Ravens29. Tennessee Titans30. Miami Dolphins 31. Indianapolis Colts32. Los Angeles Chargers
>>158481569it's actually 30-12
>>158481569He's 31-13 in the NFL?
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH the ban is lifted again but for how long only the mods can pick and choose when to decide whats off topic means to them that day.
>>158481569Not so.
>>158481570Mike Macdonald
>The Burrs are leg-ACKCaleb is a regular season merchant
>>158481570Dem Boyz
>>158481570tony kwaboty and his fraudulent kwabguars
Most overly criticized quarterback in the NFL who wins games? They hate him.
>>158481570cowboys
My crush rejected me.
My Cincinnati Bengals can beat every team in the league but they can also lose to every team in the league
90% of the posting on /sp/ee is off topic yet like the NFL refs you can never tell when that illegal flag is gonna finna fly across the field
>>158481636How could you say something like that?
>>158481622>trips youHow do you respond?
Hold still Chargers, we'll be taking that pick.
>>158481570chikaner
Ice these fools Danny
>>158481668sorry to hear that fren, time to drop it and find a new girl
>>158481636>Caleb is a regular season merchantThat's the entire NFCN actually.Remember when the jesterguild sent three teams to the playoffs and they all lost immediately?
>>158481606No way, that can't be right
okay Im done but stop banning me for nonsense when in this very thread you have over 9000 off topic posting
>>158481704Do you have to pay for something to watch this live? Or is it on YouTube or streamed anywhere?
*rapes the genny*
>>158481668Are you black? That might explain why
bo nix is somehow constantly in a superposition of dogshit and GOAT
da bears still got ya in a seethe kek
>>158481798He has the clutch gene, just not the "play well for the other 59 minutes" gene.
>>158481779The lone Aussie Broncos fan being my favorite poster here. No idea why you are the way you are but keep being that way.
New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries
>>158481736It's on fox sports
>>158481798He's really emotional. It's very obvious if you see him on the sideline. Watching him at Oregon too he would get really nervous and it had an effect on his play. He needs to learn how to chill out.
>nfl gamepass on dazn is $35aud a month (which is bad enough)>nfl gamepass on youtube is $60aud a monthis youtube retarded?
>>158481865>he'd get really nervous>but when down by double digits with 10m left in the 4th he plays like fucking Joe MontanaIs it autism?
Does anyone genuinely give a fuck about the seattle shithawks?
Is there any team you guys feel bad for?
>>158481570Gotta be dem boyz
>>158481894Every professional football player has some form of autism
>>158481894He has to be losing to win. It's Goku genetics.
>>158481925It use to be the browns, now nobody
>>158481925I feel a little bad for Herbie but I still hate the Chorgers
At this point why are they dragging out the "Jack Campbell has been permanently paralyzed and will be retired effective immediately" tweet? Goodell trying to spin the PR wheel about player safety? HIPPA? Campbell not wanting to look like a bitch dying from a routine tackle?Like being THIS radio silent tells you there's nothing positive to be hopeful about anymore.
>>158481925I'd say the Giants if they weren't actually winning games. With how much of a dumpster fire the NFCE is, it's their division to lose for the foreseeable future.
>>158481890Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
>>158481925jets until i remember their fans are dirty metsfaggotscardinals but they've had some glory KWABing big market teams
>>158481570YouThe QueefsGeno ShitLamar JacksonHerbert (leads all KWABs with 7 weeks)
>>158482025They had a fun little unit with Skat and Dart but Dart is dead so the fun was kind of over. Jameis made things kind of fun again but there was still doom in the air
>>158482031This anon made me remember about Dem Birds, It's them. I was rooting real hard for them in their owl vs. the Stoolers>>158481925
>>158482026i don't trust nflbite anymore, most links seem to piss my antivirus off. i'm not a neetGOD so i can afford the dazn one. >>158482031i'm a jests chad but i don't give a fuck about pacoswing
Kubiak was that whole Seattle offense
>>158481925The Tennessee Titans have been both the 1 seed in the AFC and the #1 draft pick holder in the same decade and they accomplished nothing with either
Reminder that if you don’t support the Wions you can’t truly claim to be wholesome. How could anyone not be a Lions fan after seeing this heartwarming text?
Jameis Winston, YOU are a Baltimore Raven
>>158482106GIGABASED!
>my team lost?>FIRE THE COACH!!!>my team lost?>IT'S DA SCRIPT!!!>my team lost?>VEGAS MADE THE CALL!!!>my team lost?>TRADE THE PLAYER!!!>my team lost?>FIRE THE GM!!!
>>158482100
>aussie who supports the jets and bearswhat's his angle? there's a few other teams who haven't won shit in nearly half a century
>fire harbaugh>everything goes to shitkek @baltipoorWhat were they thinking?
>>158482127Say and do all of these
>>158482138Dumb fan base worshiping their glorified running back
>>158482103lions actually won three championships back in the 50s in a 13 team league so maybe his dad wasn't impressed with just a #1 seed
>>158482070I think all of the doom in the air is people wondering if Dart is just too injury prone to rely on. But they won't turn the page on him until the end of next year if that's the case. Unless JJ plays absolutely insane and he's simply too good to let go.Having a bad QB is one thing. Having an injury prone QB is another. A bad QB you can just swap out. An injury prone QB you hold on to for years and years and soon 3 seasons have came and gone, he's played 20 games, and you've gone nowhere.
>>158481999>>158482013 (year get)>>158482100checked>>158481925I feel bad more for Dak rather than the entire cowboys, imagine actually playing for your childhood team and they (and you) suck shit, he should move to the dolphins.
>>158482133Aussies and Kiwis just love chaos. There's no explanation. Their ancestors are all criminals after all.
should i start cousins or shough for fantasy
>>158482103I'd call my son a faggot if he texted me that shit.
i kinda feel bad for the bears fans right now. that win over the seahawks was just more fuel on their false hope fire. the truth is the seahawks are not very good and beating them is no accomplishment. they lost to the commanders for godsake. at least the bears have a cupcake schedule the rest of the way. the only real team they have on the rest of their schedule is the bills. vikings are pretenders too. they are going to get bootyblasted in the playoffs
>>158482103The 15-2 Lions, whatever happened there?
>>158482183You should stop gambling is the answer
>>158481925used to feel bad for the browns... then they got rid of baker who gave them their first playoff win in a long time and signed decoom for a trillion dollars
At first I thought I was handling the impact of her rejection well. Now I think it was just delayed.
>>158482176>feeling bad for Sack Pickscott
>>158482138Why would you fire a coach that won a Superbowl. They're dumb and poor
Everyone has already forgotten that Jack Campbell is in a coma just as the NFL planned
MY jesterguild :)
Start this bussy in your fantasy league
>>158481925no not even a little
>>158482103What kind of faggot actually cries when their team wins? I understand a player or coach doing it but a fan? You didn’t even win the Super Bowl, you won the 1 seed and did fuck all with it.
>>158482240How'd that work out for you last time?
>>158482210The Bears have no weaknesses. Offense, defense, special teams. They're dominant. Also Mike Ditka died, so expect the refs to give them very favorable flags. Its over. Crown em
Brandon Aiyuk to the Chiefs. Who says no?
>brewers win pacoswing>bears go all in to win the superbowlhow will Minnesota and Michigan respond to this
>>158482282It's going to happen
>>158482278they have yet to play a real team. the niners are going to humiliate them if they reach them in the playoffs
>>158482138Nobody in the NFL seems to have a plan for anything anymore. They just do shit at random and hope it works out somehow.
>>158482278>0-2 against divisional rivals>no weaknesses
>>158482239Coach Ferentz already accidentally let it slip that he's paralyzed
>>158482278>No weaknesses Just throw to who ever Johnson is covering and you'll win by 20
>>158482236The eagles fired Doug Pederson and it worked out
>>158481925Felt bad for the Browns until they signed that piece of shit overrated criminal with no regard for bodily autonomy and gave him a massive contract they haven’t recovered from and all the NFL did was give him a tiny slap on the wrist when he should be in prison. Oh yeah and fuck Deshaun Watson too, fucking degenerate asking people to massage his anus.
>>158482282Obviously Chiefs will pick up Aiyuk and kyle shanahan will get humiliated once again because he falls in love with mediocre receivers. I feel bad for Brock. Another wasted year
>>158482278If you wanna crown em, then crown their ass
>>158482347I'M A MAN! I'M 40!!!!!!
>>158481139Guess Tree isn't the only one
>>158482282Brandon Aiyuk has not played in a game since about week October 2024. In that game he absolutely demolished the fuck out of his knee and tore it to shreds. Why anyone would even want him is beyond me. Antics aside, you'd take a flier in him at best. Odds are he's nowhere near his own peak and never will be again.
>>158482225Nobody cares about your sob story, Jamaal
no team that loses a regular season game to The Green Bay Packers can be considered "super bowl material"
>>158482379You can’t just say that about my panthers man this is our year
>>158482335Shanahan has had like 5 and a half games of Mike Evans and has just now realized the value of competent wide receivers. The niners had 1 good year out of Aiyuk since Shanahan started, and that's been the best WR play they've gotten before Evans. Fuck, last year they went through the whole year with Jauan Jennings as their WR1.
>>158482180Their ancestors were also jailers. Never forget that.
Can't trust em
>>158482236Won the superbowl 13 years ago
>>158482379surely it was a close game, right?
>>158482236I agree. Nick Sirianni should keep his seat until the end of time
Firing Harbaugh was the right decision. I said last season that even if we go 3-14 it would be the right decision, I stand by that.He couldn't get it done.He would have lost the Super Bowl to the 49ers if they handed the ball off to Frank Gore even one more time on that final drive.The mistake was not firing this dipshit along with him
Where do you even get a plain old NFL shield hat?
I’ve got a lot of PTO saved up so I wanna take a 3 day weekend. What’s the best upcoming SNF or TNF game so I can take the next day off?
>>158482210Good bait ngl
>Wow, Patrick, I was such a huge fan of yours growing up. It's an honor to finally meet you!
>>158482210leadheads dont like this trvke
>>158482447Just reminded me of Frank Gore>played from 2005-2020>started 11 games 1 season>started no less than 14 games every other seasonStudy this nigga's DNA and inject his genes into everyone on the 49ers roster. How the fuck was he that durable?
>I don’t like this post so it’s baitPlonked/seething/etc
>>158482447No, Baltimore would have blew them out. But then Goodell decided to cut the power to the stadium so it'd be fair
plonked indeed
>>158482506>Study this nigga's DNA and inject his genesHis son is currently PS fodder on the Bills btw
>>158482447Looking like the correct take. EDC has made some good moves but the fact he seemed genuinely surprised about the Centers going in the 2nd round makes me think he doesn't have his finger on the pulse like some other GMs. We've had so many misses in terms of defensive players since he took over as well. I'd give my left nut for John Dorsey to take over