My quarterback has reclaimed the division lead by RAPING and HUMILIATING mutthomes.
For me this is the bread
Why is it always california raping and gaping leadheads..?
>>158484718yezzir
Is this the thread?
Reminder that Temujin is a woman.
>>158484723oof
>>158484736This is the thread.
>>158484736Yeah fuck LA lmao. Win some games ya bums.
Bear Down
My Chargies!
Are the Chargers historically bad this season?
queefies suck lmao
>the last and only time the bears won the Superbowl it was a white polish Italian city>Now the public schools are 85% Mexican or black and they almost have more nonwhite people than Minnesota has total population
>week 8 doneHow do you feel about your team's season so far?
>ditka had to watch both of his beloved teams choke to socal teams within 9 months>heart finally gives out killed by pcgay kek
>>158484769I strongly dislike African Americans.
>>158484769breddy gud
>>158484769
>>158484769I'm basically doing this all game every game, but they're winning.
>>158484769>RaidersKlint Kubiak's offense has been as advertised, Kirk Cousins is playing far better than anyone could've predicted, and the defense is aaaaaaass. All in all, this is something to build upon after how much of a trainwreck the Carrolls were.
>18 hours of constant seethe about the BearsFeels good man
>>158484769Pleasantly surprised, but a good chunk of their success is there just being a bunch of easy teams on the schedule. Not too bad for an in-between year while Mendoza sits and gains exp.
what did soldado fieldo mean by this?
>>158484769Puckers/Stillers Superbowl
Well?
>>158484761No, their schedule is front loaded. I wouldn't be surprised if the Dolphins end up with a worse record.
You gonna make any trades lil buddy
>>158484725Oh no no no
I think we can all agree Seattle's SB win last year was a fluke.
>>158484798Man, you can't even claim some bullshit like Illinois was Mexico for 3 weeks back in 1838 like they do out West. It's OVER.
>>158484798enchiladas is good
>>158484725it's not a story the newfags would tell you...
>>158484809it's obvious both the pats and hawks had no business being there
Does Hurts stay in Philly or ask to be traded after the medical staff tried to kill him?
>>158484814why would they move to a cold dark snowy flyover rustbelt shithole? california/florida/etc mog them in every way.
Kek, fuck the plastic rams thread.
>>158484805They already did.
Will he ever win another game?
>>158484825Has anyone even seen him in weeks?
>bears will go 2-4 in their division, get a wildcard and lose in the first round
>>158484769>ninersjust stay healthy you fuckers. don't get hurt. how hard can it possibly be
>>158484827If I had to guess: a wildly corrupt city-state government that imports them in order to line their own pockets. Just a guess, however.
stop hatin on my burrs
Running over queefies then doing a fortnite dance next to their corpse
>>158484867Okay I'm sorry
>>158484867Winners write history, win more owls.
>>158484867That lad is RED
>>158484867several teams have won more superbowls in the past 10 years than you have in the history of your franchise and they are not spammingwin something relevant and then talk
>>158484877>Chicanogoans>Capable of writing
Going to queefies houses and telling them all of their furniture looks like shit
>>158484798grim
>>158484871I forgive you
>>158484769my jests showed signs of hope early on but the season is donefire aaron glenn and bring in mcdermott please, even if my jetties have the same record buffalo did in playoffs at least we'll make playoffs
>>158484893Don't get raped by black guys again
First for Bo Nix
>>158484769If you told me my Niners would have a bunch of injuries, I would've believed you.But if you told me they'd be 6-1 with a 2.5-game lead in the division, I would've called you crazy.
>Broncos receive RB Jonathon Taylor>Colts receive a handwritten thank you letter signed by Sean PaytonWho says no?
Bears Bengals owl has never been more obvious
>>158484916This is like that guy who pitched a no hitter on LSD, but ayahuasca.
>>158484909Source?
reminder a lot of these are seething cubtrannies from /mlb/they're getting a lockout and salary cap
>>158484887>win something relevant and then talkOr what? You'll keep crying?
>>158484930Who cares?
Broncos Wions owl has never been more obvious
>>158484955your retardation is even more obvious than ever
Need another Rodgers perc game before he goes
Peyton Manning replacing Troy Aikmen
>>158484949They're not actually bearsfagsOr even /nfl/ regularsThey're raped cubtrannies from /mlb/Know your enemy. It is pacoswing
>>158484964What if he liked to paint and his name was Paintin' Manning lmao
>>158484955checked
>>158484965Who cares?
>>158484969haha
>>158484955Neither team will make it past the divisional NFCW is just too loaded, Broncos offense is shit when games matter
>>158484928@art.ificialarchives on Instagram
>>158484969
>>158484980This guy saved so many jobs in SF
>>158484955true, true.
>>158484964ain't gonna lie this was funny as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEEYbXVCoT0
Pacos are desperate for a backup sport and teams as their hispanic source of izzat gets locked and capped, keep an eye out for the dirty dogs trying to worm their way into the gennyI'm sure the filthy mexicans are trying to establish a base camp on /nba/ too
>>158484980I see
>>158485007shut up chikaner
>>158485007Who cares?
Gayleb finna make ya seethe
>just ignore the cancerous pacoswing tourists spamming the genny o algoThey fled from the rams to the raiders to the niners and now to the bears
yjk TMD
How do you guys even know the personalities in this thread?
>>158485075lots of lonely faggots here my friend. it won't take long to annoy the fuck out of you.
You can infer when they only support hispanic fanbase teams and hate everyone white with white QBs like the lions or bills or jagsThis is textbook /pol/ mexican
>>158485061Who cares?
>>158485075Trip on, pedoknee
>>158485075Anytime I see a complaint about "personalities" in here I assume it's someone falseflagging to try and create a persona unless it's attached to a specific flag (Bahama, New Zealand etc)
ERG never recovered after being BTFO by /nfl/ I see
>>158484969okay now this is epic
>>158485075Tell me everything there is to know about the Mina poster
ERG sperged out after the sewers lost a game and then jinxed the rays KEKAROO
>>158484791Having a zest induced melty
>Since Tyreek Hill left the Chiefs in 2022, Patrick Mahomes has fewer deep passing touchdowns than Will Levis>He's tied with backup QBs Aidan O'Connell and Mac JonesThat can't be right? Mahomies?????
The Vikings just traded for Dak Prescott
>>158485158Not even the Kangz could be that stupid
>>158485158why would they downgrade? their qb wasnt bad enough for koc already?
>>158485150This sounds both totally made up and hilariously true at the same time
the bears are looking good. doesn’t mean they’re not gay however
this bussy is looking good, and it's gay
Rangeban NFCN fans. Seriously
who /electionbowl/ here?
May I see it?
Would you rather a true bye or a double mini bye? I see Staffords bitch wife crying about no true bye
bo nix makes em seetheda bears makes em seethewhat doesn't make em seethe?
>>158485273Bro, I am on the job for the election board in my area right now. Ask me anything...
>>158485322I wouldn't share this if not trolling.
>>158484769Meh
>>158485336Probably true but I am bored
NINE did his civic duty and voted today. Why didn’t you, anon? You’re not just gonna sit there and complain about the outcome and play captain hindsight, are you anon?
>>158485367I did vote.
>>158485367Both sides hate me. I don't care.
>>158485322When you stick your election into another boys ballot box, does that make you gay?
>>158485378Hey, cool it with the antisemitism.
>>158484769Still optimistic
Democrats, I kneel.
just cast my vote for Ryback
Jesus. How embarrassing.
>>158485411
>>158485074Jesus, Mina is so damn stunning in every photo and video I see of her. Real life goddess.
>>158485367I wrote in kiwi for every position
>>158485477they think that if 100% of people voted they would win without question
Although I'm much shorter. People just don't fuck with me. At college there were all sorts of stupid games people would play or tricks they would try and get everyone with. When it became obvious it was my turn to be pranked etc. they wouldn't do it. A prime example of this was St. Patrick's Day. Apparently the convention is to wear green on this day, I'm not Catholic and furthermore I'm not even religious. If you don't wear green, you're going to get pinched. Right? Wrong. Instead of pinching me people would just walk up and say "....Erm...You're not wearing green" ... me : "No, I'm not". This happened all day all over campus.A second bit of intimidation is to get people back off from confrontation. I was at a party with my friends and one friend got a little bit of liquid courage in his system and found a MMA/Boxing glove and kept going around to random neckbeards at the party saying "let me hit you with this just once" I hear this go on and on for about half an hour and I finally stand up and say "Trey, you can hit me if you like" I take my phone out of my pocket and toss it on the table thud I take my ring off tink tink tink I stand there arms in front of me with one hand holding the other wrist. "I said you could hit me Trey.....If you can land it." Mind you this guy is an All American wrestler with physique to match, he stands about four inches taller than I and I see him stand there he cracks his knuckles and pauses. I remain unchanged except for my gaze which subtly follows hands. He stares and thinks for a good long while and I can see the smoke start wisp from his ears of not knowing what I can/would do to him. At long last he turns to his much bigger friend and says "John....what should I do?" checkmate John blurts out "I....I dunno man" He takes the glove off and storms off to the rest of the party. I resume my conversation and return to my seat. mindfuckedThe power of intimidation can be a great and powerful tool, but you need to keep it in check.
>>158485409>>158485410This is basically Cena vs Lesnar in SummerSlam 2014. suplex after suplex to the miggers.
>>158485477>I'm leftiststopped reading there, kill yourself retard
>>158485367For the local judges it doesn’t have a party listed and it’s just yes/no so I voted no for every woman on the ballot
>>158485464we really need to address the simp problembitch is in her 40s anon it's time to move on
>>158485506You're acting like I'm stalking her or giving her money, I'm simply complimenting her looks. Get over it.
>>158485390Very. We call it ballotbussy
>>158485409To what?
it's over
Not getting enough posts per minute am I going to have to go to /nba/ or play some crazy video game or something
>>158485542What?The Dallas Cowboys?
>>158484769>spend most of my life playing better than their record indicates>this season plays significantly worse than their record indicates>i spent the entire offseason wanting to blow the whole thing up so we might bounce back in a year or two
>>158485542>state full of Mexicans and California transplantsWho saw this coming?
>>158485564Campbell looks like Kelce's dad and he caught them smoking weed.
>>158485075This is a Dov general
>>158485542>11% reportingOf course I'm rooting for Talarico but that's not enough to go on.
>>158484715cringe
>>158485604he's winning in a few counties no one thought he would
>>158485618That's great news
can someone give me a run down on this QB the ravens just signed from the Cards? I hae never heard of him in my life
>>158485285What do you mean she's bitching about no true bye?
>>158484769It's felt over for a while, but it's technically not over
The Jaguars can mathematically clinch the AFC South in November.
>jeanty getting converted to slot wr
>>158485677they won't
Chargers are getting their first win of the season against the Texans. Stroud will throw 3 interceptions.
Carson Beck isn't going to play at all this year lmao. They benched Brissett and brought in fucking Gardner Minshew.
>>158485703>Jaguars win against the Ravens and Giants>Colts lose against the Dolphins, beat the Texans>Texans lose to the Colts and Steelers>Titans continue losingOr something to that effect I'm not saying it's likely, but it's a realistic possibility
>>158485735Jags aren't a good team
>>158485711I suppose thats in the realm of possibility
>>158485749Who are the good teams?
>>158485766There are no good teams this year
Which of these fictional TEs would you draft if you were a GM?Johnny Brooks, 22, UTAH, Sophomore, 6'5" 247LB>prospossesses natural hands, physical blocker, above average leaping ability>consA bit slow for a TE, lack of experience, favors run blocking rather than pass blockingRay Ray Williams 23, FLORIDA, Junior, 6'6" 254LB>proshas WR speed, solid pass blocker, occasionally played return man>consHands could some work, known to trash talk defenders, struggles against stronger pass rushersBilly "Bees" Beasley, 24, Oregon, Senior, 6'4" 243LB>prossmart and resilient player, doesn't back down from contact, converted OL, has an oddly high pain tolerance, worked on a dad's bee farm while in college>consnot especially athletic, known to improvise on routes, likes to level opposing defenders which sometimes will draw a flag or hurt someoneDanny Santos, 23, USC, Senior, 6'5" 241LB>prosdeceptively fast for his size, natural and smooth route running, vertical TE, physical blocker, dance classes give him great footwork>consneeds to get in rhythm to get going, occasional drops might hurt his confidence, will sometimes look for someone to block rather than get openJim Briggs, 22, SD STATE, Junior, 6'9 302LB>prosmassive size, easily wins 50/50 balls, monsterous pass blocker>consslow, TE or OL, route running leaves a lot to be desired, defenders will target his legsDave "Speedy" Spence, 22, LSU, Sophomore, 6'4", 242LB>proTE with WR speed, 6 years of WR experience before college, sticky hands, solid route running, crushing run blocker>consrare drops, known to whiff on pass blocks against finesse guys, TE or WR
>>158485766my gary bearies
FAGAGNANO
>>158485775I'll take my chances with the bees guy
>>158485766In no particular order: Jags, Bengals, Bears, Lions, and 9ers
>>158485775Bees guy
>>158485775Bees and Briggs as a UDFA
>>158485804why did you list all the shit teams?
>>158485638>that's great news
>>158485812But I didn't list my Redskins
>>158485775Santos if I can coach him upSpence if not
>>158485775Heh, Ray Ray Williams, now THAT'S an old school player
>>158485816they really do be looking like this
>>158485367I voted and am laughing at the results
I drove past the voting center and saw a line out the door, so I came home and got drunk instead. Go Texans btw.
>>158485775Damn, are TEs supposed to be so huge?
>>158485897I don't think they let homosexual vote anyway so you avoided a HUGE embarrassing situation. Good job asshole.
>>158485921Not even if I sucked their dicks first?
I GO HARD IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN PAINT NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU STANKIN NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU THANKAN NIGGA
>>158485991>when you beat a shitty team by 1 scoreayyyyyy
>>158485991Bo.... easy on the queefies
I bought 48 raw chicken wings for $15
>>158486031This never happened
>>158485991Broncos at home look like the 85 BearsBroncos on the road look like a fringe Wildcard teamBetter get the #1 seed again
>>158484769We're going to the playoffs!
>>158486071Assuming you guys get the 4th seed, what realistic team would you want to face most ; >Vikings >Rams >Seahawks >Packers >Bears>Lions
>>158486087NTA but it would be hilarious if the gnats knock out the burrs
>>158485792the beary poster was unhinged
I went to vote and there was no option to replace DQ as head coach of the CommandersI want my time back
>>158484769dolphins are playing an incredibly dolphinesque seasoni've said it before but as long stephen ross is alive the dolphins will never be a serious contender. luckily he's going to die soon.
>>158486131>dan snyder leaves>immediately stuck with another dan
>>158486087In order i'd say Lions=Packers>Bears>Vikings>Seahaws>Rams>Lion/PackersWeak defense JJ can exploit>BearsShoot out game, could be fun>VikingsTheir defense is crazy but with how Kyler plays he'll make our defense look elite as well>SeahawksThat's a scary team, depends on injuries. They did have that upset to the Commanders and I feel like since Skatteboo got his act together and we signed JJ, we could give them a repeat>RamsI miss dart and they took him from us... our season was supposed to be kino... major moves in the off season... everything killed in week 2... JJ copium until next season, winning a playoff game would be euphoric
>>158486087JJ knocking out the Vikings after being traded for a bag of chips would be appropriate.
well, /nfl/?
>>158486208Whoever they see in the first round
Why he punt Georgia?
>>158486208
why does chikaner/kiwi keep posting with and without a vpn? is it attention seeking disorder?
>>158486208His ankle apparently
why did he cave in, bros?
>>158486244seems like not very much money for advertisement, desu
>>158486237I was going to say no chance, but the AFC is kinda shit. If the Steelers, Bengals, or Chiefs stumble enough, Browns can make it
>>158486208>who’s stopping himUhh..himself. Bo Nix blows dicks
>>158486219>>158486272
We've had a lot of DOINK kicks this season
>new HC is sus>roster is aged out with a lot of holes >no cap spaceif i were lamar, I'd want out
assuming I'm not missing anything of importance :^)
>>158486280Will never understand your obession with garbage QBs
>>158486339He tried to say Flacco was elite with 1 his defensebabby ring
I want to transition and become a woman
and I want the raiders to win the superb owl
Seems like I've upset the cazzies again :)
I want to transition to become a ball knower
>>158486361Turn the VPN off Caleb
>>158486383One of these days a player with extreme CTE is gonna transition
First for Josh Simmons yawning loudly every time Patrick Mahomes speaks in team meetings
>>1584862915 on sunday. i wonder if it's a record with sound:>>>/wsg/6264143
>>158486403for me, it's the top of the goalpost doink
>>158486403Holy fuck the dolphins was loud
>>158486355Thats him being a homerStill hasnt seen this type of inde neverette obsession from him like the slave like mentality to blo dix, genuinely im sure he would let him fuck his pregnant girlfriend if he askedReally doesnt help that the Bumcos are the refs favorite team this season, completely insufferable to see this paper thin narrative continue with zero weight
>>158486398He plays for the bears not the chiefs
>>158486403I dont like the sound this makes. Its fucking LOUD, and startles me everytime
i still don't understand why espn is running off aikman. i love that alcoholic
>>158486418>>158486422if I were to design a stadium, I would bring in an acoustic engineer to ensure the doinks were as loud as possible
>>158486361Caleb, my car has been in your shop for a while. Get to work!
>>158486403why the FUCK does the dolphin's uprights sound like it's possessed by a demon?
>>158486434>olsenplease no
>>158486441Wtf is going on with the rights to Dragonball, JP anon?
>>158486361Your kid is gonna fucking hate you
>>158486434>breaking my favorite duo, Joe and Troy This is like when my parents got divorced
>>158486457Idk I don't watch anime. I'm a tourist. What I want to know is what is up with these small ass beers?
we win we win we winFuck AIFuck shareholdersFuck PedosFuck Genocide
>>158486471Cool but where's the superb owl
>>158486464buck kinda fucked over troy. they've been working together forever and their families are close vacationing together and all that. then buck goes and makes a separate deal without even telling aikman
>>158486468it's not like that's specific to japan
>>158485686>Teams WR room is ass>Use your TE and RB as WR'sGenius?
>>158486439If I were to design a stadium, I would have assigned seating and design the "away" section to be as hostile as possible. Small uncomfortable seats, poor vision, exposed to the elements, sun directly into their eyes, ect.
>>158486468>>158486485Beer for ants.
>>158486495sometimes you just want to drink 40 little beers instead of 20 normal beers
bros, I'm switching my allegiance from mina kimes to jenny chiu
>>158486491I would put a giant glowing box in mine
>>158486549shit, forgot pic
>>158484769Exceeded my expectations so far
>>158486560>tfw trying to catch a punt on that field
>>158484769>giantsI have no idea how this is happening but I’m optimistic Harbaugh will drag this team kicking and screaming into a .500 record
go bills
my state voted a dog as Senator???
>l-liam coen unlocked trevor lawrence!!!all that happened was that lawrence stopped playing like a fucking pussyhe was this good for a short stint with doug pederson too
is kelly stafford right?
45 minutes and i can go to da pub
I am a illegal alien and I have voted 8 times today.My name is Nick Sirianni and I’m the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158486621something about that 2nd paragraph angers the fuck out of me and I'm not sure why exactly
>>158486637jesus fucking christ goydell
>>158486620calm your tempers and look who they playedit was the fucking colts for fucks sake
>>158486637Based. These shit teams will put on an entertaining performance.
>>158486637I will watch.
>>158486640>teehee, I know how you boys feel, sometimes I have to fly two weeks in a row
>>158486637Baltimore, please god, don't let the chorgers win, I want these fuckers going 0-17!
>>158486668she has to take their 4 young kids with her. that's not easy at all
>>158486637I will bet a lot of money on this game that I don’t have for funsiez
>>158486654the nigga is 3rd in passing tds and has raped multiple playoff teams with his arm the past yeari don't know what more you guys want from him
Ryback (D) has been elected to represent /nfl/ in the Senate
>>158486686he needs to rape this bussy for starters
i hope it was worth it, herbie
he's having an awful week
>>158486686>s and has raped multiple playoff teams with his arm the past yeardoubtful
>>158486705>Rybitch's governing competency
Kek texas never going red ever again
>>158486747>Has one job>Misses
>>158486747That's one ugly-ass mole.
>using a college offense in the nfllol, lmao even
>>158486761now that the state is california, cowboy edition, what should we rename the houston texans to?
>>158486794How about the houston homos?
>>158486794The Aztecs and add an altar for human sacrifices
>>158486802feels nice on the tongue
Is Drumpf going to lash out at the super bowl again
>>158486802cowboys is already taken
>>158486747he should fake a groin injury
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 NHL Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure which Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.But, you know what would make the most common sense?Here's an idea...Just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
XMCLVIXMLVXMXVI this bussy
>>158486845learn roman numerals you stinky barbarian
>>158486208Mohammed
>dizzy
you've apologized to caleb, right?
>>158486883I'm sorry I blew your bussy out in the back seat of my cutlass that one night
Pedos lose
>>158486883how shit is that bottom tier if you put a guy who went 0-3 in tier 2?
>>158486883Mahomes Mountain? More like Zesty Zenith!
>>158486883Nobody checks it down quite like him
>>158486883>monte cuckitini
>>158486883Bo Nix is better then Caleb Williams
>>158486747Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>158486845Based retard
Just finished the whole pizza
>>158484818It was a hot summer night…
>>158486911...on opposite day.
>>158486936Fat
>Bears new stadium will be in Arlington Heights>Jimmy Garoppolo was born in Arlington Heights Bring him home.
Just finished the whole bussy
Caleb wasn't playing at the end of the 4th quarter vs the Vikings and if he was we would have won in a LANDSLIDE.
racism?
Are Troy and Buck still fighting or have they reconciled?
>>158486970the hatesex must be insane
>>158486969yeah I'll take some racism please
>>158486969This dude was a menace and great agitator on my Saints but once you start to decline, people aren't gonna want to put up with that personality.
Kek whitoids in shambles tonight kek
Utah anon here. Casual NBA fan. Even more casual NFL fan. Sometimes a team has a unique situation going on that makes me root for them. Kind of want to choose a team to cheer for on a more regular basis. I'm thinking the Detroit Lions (I like their color scheme and I get the impression their organization has really tried to overcome their decades of not being particularly competitive) or the Las Vegas Raiders (they're the team closest to me, not that that really matters). I've met a few passionate Raiders fans. They seem fun.
>>158486969what kind of name is Kaleida Health? and who wears their name on their Jersey like thatAI is dumb sometimes
>>158486969Ceedybros...
>>158486983Go back to your bulbasaur bounce containment thread, faggot.
>>158486993>bulbasaur bounceis that some kind of pokemon clopper thread?
>>158484769Bryce Young for the most part has played well despite over 50% of our roster being injured to hell and back and we're still in playoff contention 8 weeks in so I'm happyNo matter what happens this season I'm just fucking glad we're not gonna lay down and go 5-12 and draft #8 overall, this team fights till the clock hits 0
>>158486988>Kaleida Healthhe's the brother of Kaleida Scope
>>158487000>his smile and optimism: restored
holy shit (((they))) are getting destroyed
>>158486983Welcome to Chiefs Kingdom, fren.
What is this image supposed to convey?
>>158487065for me, it's the luck ones
Gentlemen, understand this: the players believe they are the architects of the game. They are mistaken. They are cattle driven across a painted field, chasing an oblong piece of leather toward an end zone they shall never truly possess. We alone understand the machinery.A quarterback may throw for five thousand yards. A running back may break a hundred tackles. A receiver may ascend through the heavens and pluck the ball from the very hand of God. None of it matters. For we have but to raise an arm, and all that has transpired is rendered meaningless.We are the final authority. The rulebook is our scripture. The yellow flag our instrument of divine correction. We may erase a touchdown, resurrect a dead drive, or condemn an entire franchise to three generations of suffering with a single gesture. The coaches scream. The players spit. The owners threaten. Let them. They are children protesting the weather.There is no justice in football, gentlemen. There is only enforcement. And enforcement is whatever we say it is. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives all the same.
>>158487065retard
>>158487065Special Teams EPA2026, Weeks 1 - 8
>>158487000Clearly not a owl contender but with Bryce proving himself this year all the panthers have to do in the offseason is fix their oline(and hire a good DC) and they could be next year.
Gotta wonder what’s going through Chikaners mind right now. Probably seething and shidding on the floor
>>158487069I listened to the audiobook of Blood Meridian recently (had read once years prior) and it was honestly better than i remember it. The lead up to the showdown in the desert was so kino
>>158486831Best news I've heard all week. Sick of this faggot kicking everything out of bounds. Suck ass twink
In a lot of ways patrick mahomes is the worst qb in football
>>158487229Many are saying this
There's no plane debris at all at the crash site. There was just a crater in the ground. You'd think they'd recover more stuff if it was an actual plane. Seems kinda suspicious.
>>158487229hilariously true.
>>158486621>without a true bye weekWtf is this dumb bitch talking about?She really thinks she's part of the team
>>158487235it was me, I sharted on the sidewalk
>oh hey /nfl/*yawns*>how was work today?
>>158487287the tackle that turned to turd
Soo what about them midterms?
>>158487301I'm not in school, I am a professional foobaw watcher
>>158487301midterms were last week, dumby
>>158487301Miggers got BTFO
>>158487320>>158487301>>158487287same poster, btw
>>158487301America won, bigly
>>158487301MAGAts got recordTexas is going blueFootball
>>158487328>>158487325
Sorry it was lame and gay of me to ask about politics. Insanely cringe concept overall. I will drive to work now and eat my 7am Mettbrötchen whilst thinking about my Cardinals bullying nerds.
>>158487339hate the cowboys, but that is an egregious block in the back right there.
>>158487339dey really do be dem berds
>>158487301Republicans foomble
Imagine losing 7 straight games keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Bo Nix would never
BLESSED OPBIG BEAR COCK IN TIGHT NIPPON CUNNYMY CALBEY MAKE YA SEETHE, DID HEFUCKING KEK @ YR PATHETIC HOMETOWN LIFE, SPAMMY CUCCKAWARDITA GOMENISAI ARIGASHMASU ITATADAKIMAAAAA BANZAI TSUNAMI KEN-SAMA
>>158487345>>158487325
>>158487353I think you've had too many of those tiny Japanese beer cans
morning frens woke up with a fever
>>158487362Wions fever?
>>158487301Now that being a chud isn't cool anymore you guys can cool it with the racism
>>158487362have a brewski, should pick you right up
seething kek
Heard the Cowboys will be hiring coach Primate
>>158486065>>158486006WHAT YOU STANKIN NIGGA
>>158487351Bo Nix will never be a 2x pro bowler tho
who do you think masturbates more over their QB? Mina or Kiwi?
>...Anonymous 11/04/26(Wed)18:24:15 No.158487377>>>158487351 (You) #>Bo Nix will never be a 2x pro bowler tho
>>158487372Jerry Jones hiring straight outta the zoo
Not even gay, but...We can all agree that Joe Burrow looks really good right? Great shape, tight body, and a cute face. Shouldn't have to be gay to appreciate how sexy another man is.
>>158487402my daughter's boyfriend looks just like him...and the answer is no, he looks kind of like a fag
>>158487402Kirk Cousins balling the fuck out for a terrible Raiders team is so under the radar this year. I get a lot of garbage stats, but still man.
>>158487402He looks like a psycho. I think it's the eyes. If you told me he was a necrophiliac I'd believe you.
>>158487365no, hungry for worms>>158487370it's 7:33am and it's a workday but i'm just gonna let the office know that i'm ill and if tomorrow isn't any better i'm going to work physician and start my weekend hehe
>>158487402Yes, Joe Burrow is the type of guy you cast as Generic QB man in a film but he is actually real and also really good.
>>158487412oops wrong pic, meant this
>>158487388who is that blonde chick on nfl network that creams herself whenever she see's joe burrow or jamarr chase? cuz that's my answer. i'd bet my mortgage both have fucked her, I might even double down for a possible train. she gets noticeably flustered when the discussion goes Bengals and she has no reason to care this much, other than a good dicking.
Some of these might surprise you
>>158487422kay adams and yeah, her bengal thing is real
>>158487419it's okay I like that other one
>>158487405You’re probably my dad’s age. That doesn’t make you feel weird? >>158487402He’s an attractive guy, but you obviously have a sexual attraction to Joey anon. It’s okay. Nothing is wrong with you for liking boys
>>158487434Being a youngin here is weirder than being an oldhead. We're all locked in the early 2000s here man.
>>158487434born in 1979, I'm probably older than your dad
Herbie has had his soul drained by the whore. Many such cases. Sex isn't even that great, bros.
>>158487402Straightest post in /nfl/ history
>>158487410status on Kirk Cousins' rocks?
>>158487431My Raidies could be 'off contenders if they had a semi competent defense
>>158487422do you masturbate to this idea?
>>158487453Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek based 47 year old unc. Give a youngish man of 31 some life advice while i sip me beer
>>158487431AFC West are frauds
>>158487287I'm unemployed
>>158487470jffm ur 41
>>158487477Based>>158487478Nope born in 95 my black nigger bastard
Would you vote for Mina Kimes?
>>158487488she's even bigger cringe than I realized
>>158487486>kyler just admitted to only be 17 when he used to spam /sp/ in 2012oof
>>158487488Only for least ball knowledge on ESPN award
>>158487469kay isn't hot enough to rub one out to, but if I were a Bengal I'd fuck her till she went crosseyed. she obviously wants *that* dick.
>>158487301
>>158487431Deadass when will bustin get his first win
>>158487499it'd be hilarious if DHS just deported his ass to the Congo or something
>>158487431Bucs are the best 3-5 team I've ever seen. I actually think the Todd Bowles redemption arc is real
>>158487502Dec 27, Dolphins is the only game I see Chorgers maybe winning but even that might be too much for Bustin
>>158487353Konichiwa, dude
>>158487499
>>158487514Dolphins are bad but they at least try to win and seem to be playing teams close
>>158487515Do you like BTS?
>>158487527I don't
based mina dabbing on this dumb migger whore
Will the Chargers be able to beat whatever's left of the Ravens plus the random guys they got off the street?
>>158487539this will be the game that gets harbaugh firedthe equivalent of lynn being pre-fired after 0-45 to the pats, or staley getting BTFO by the raiders on prime time
>>158487539I'd be surprised. Huntley injury i don't think is that serious. We only signed Kedon Slovis so far. Not that a huge swing for a QB trade was really feasible
>>158487488Why is she such an anti-White racist cunt?
>>158487539The Chorgers going 0-8 is too hilarious not to be reality
Justin Herbert>5TD>10INTJoe Bussy had more TD's in one game than this guy had in 7
>>158487539There's something fucked up about having 2 teams in a city.Even if they have the personnel, all the Chargies know that they're the shitty ones and are going to be completely overshadowed no matter what.So no, they won't win.
>>158487516tfw u have a quarry to settle
>>158487561>>158487539I can't believe the Chargers have lost all 7 games they've played so far. Even in their worst nightmare, I figure the worst case scenario would be starting 2-5 but they've exceeded even that scenario.
>>158487516fun fact: i still am the best tiny in the world
