Nucks Edition >>158483031
First for Ray Ferraro
WE ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WHOLE LEAGUEACKNOWLEDGE US
Hockey is a stupid sport.Only because my boys are losing though.
It’s bad news any time a Canadian team plays ok ESPN. They’re desperate for Americans to watch hockey (they won’t ever, not enough blacks)
kinda plausible that lane hutson's favorite combo is the mcnuggets, but I don't think he'd want the drink or the fries
TUSKS UP
where kenzie?
go oilers
Dylan Fartkin
bobby orr
>>158485976They have been getting weird with what is, and isn't a kick.
>>158485984on my dick
Oilers losing to the Olympic heroes
>>158485996where bud told trb to go on 04/17/22
Kreider and Danault rook same
ITS OILERING TIME
kwab losing 10 games in a row
>h2llebuyck
>>158485994It's not kicking, it's a "kicking motion."Maximum bullshit from GaryIt literally doesn't mean anything, but they can call it for whoever they want to win if it happens at important times
S-surely we can beat the nucks....right?
>Save my Soilershitties reffies please!1
KNUCKLEPUCK TIME
LOL
CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
how long until the Jets are relocated again?
>>158486027any minute now
>>158486022how can one manlet be so good
wingies scaaaaar
>>158486027That would really bum me out. The good people in Winnipeg deserve a team more than anywhere in the USA.
>>158486027they'll be in houston by 2030
>Get up 3-1>immediately receive 3 PKs in a row lol
>>158486038coached by msl
>>158486042disgusting
>>158486020You'd best hope we don't become good miraculously in the next couple years or we are going to make you our bitch in the playoffs
lol!
>>158486014if only they retained hellebuyck
ole ole ole
>>158486034>>158486027i feel like if they are going to relocate a failing canadian team, they should relocate to another canadian city, so they can have the old Winnipeg fans fusing with the new city and perhaps able to keep up with the finances with 2 canadian cities into one team
>>158486049>You better hope we dont stop being shit because then we will be good Ya don't say
>>158486038the age of the manlet is upon us
>>158486038something about manlets being able to lift the puck higher onto the top shelf because of leverage and shit
>>158486055which one?
>>158486045And they start next period with a 5-3 guaranteed score tierOh well new game
Noodles on Overdrive today said that even if Hellebuyck was still on the Jets they’d still be on a losing streak the way they’re playing.
>>158486063and this time they mean it!
>>158486063We'd sweep you in 6 as isHockey is mostly mental when everyone can skate properly
Do the Avs know that they need goals to win the game?
>>158486069No doubt arniel blows chunks
>>158486072Honestly they could become not shit and would be the next reverse sweep victim
>>158486069pretty much. hellebuyck has been washed for a while. im not surprised they're crashing hard
>>158486067Saskatoon.
just woke up, any good games????
Which NHL player is the most likely to be into futanari?
DUCKOS SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>158486067Quebec City would be the obvious one, already has lots of fans, already has a rivalry with the habs, not going to get interfered with by Toronto if it were a team in Ontario
>>158486081>pretty much. hellebuyck has been washed for a whileYou're saying this the same year he won the US gold and won a Hart and is currently 2-0 on the season, correct?
>>158486083>any good games????
>>158486077They're probably hungover 84 game season
>>158486090QUACK QUACK
>>158486091oy vey
My starsies have scored the most goals tonight.
>>158486092retard
>>158486055>i feelGary thinks
DUCKOS ROOKIE KICKED HIS ASS LOL
>>158486077mackinnon accidentally ate sugar over halloween
Ka-chow!
>>158486092How'd he do in the playoffs thoWith the amount of regular season awards he must be almost like Hasek and Roy
my jetties...
When the Jets are relocated I hope that Canadian who threatened Hellecuyck after the Olympics really do kill him.
>Vancouver commits interference >Fight happens>Ducks stuck with magic made up extra penalty Gary the ducks get an extra penalty bit is old
>>158486116mackinnon doesnt eat donuts
>>158486106Great argument, non-retard. Intelligent people can articulate disagreements, but not you though, huh?>>158486112>Ok b-butRespond to the post. Is the context I gave false?
My Predies :)My Mighty Ducks :)
>Pierre Houde lives in a 4 1/2that's a 2 bedroom for you non-Montrealers
>>158486122if you werent a retard then you would make retarded assertions
>teams already passed at each otherThe orca will feed on the duck
>>158486041maybe they should show up and support their team and stop harassing players and their families
>>158486122Retard
/hoc/'s Jackies :DDDDDDDD
>>158486128Just like my islanders
>>158486125Honestly we kinda hate you guys
>>158486117>threats AND online vitriol would he kill himself if he came to /hoc/
>finns have 7 points in dallas gameWITH ____ YOU WIN :D
>>158486129Nothing I said was an "assertion" stupid fuck, I said objective facts and you made a nonsense one-word adhom reply because you're retarded, this post is a good example of why you normally limit your replies to one word
>>158486122NoThe context you gave was a low IQ surface takeArgue the idea or shut up
>>158486141FINNS
>>158486143>objective factsretard
my avies....... DDDDDDD:
>>158486145>The context you gave was a low IQ surface takeNo, it wasn't, it was the reality that you refuse to live in and that you prefer to deny. Get over it>Argue the idea or shut upThere's no need, that's the point. What you're claming is obviously false and reality disproves it. >>158486152Yes literal retard, maybe you should learn what those are. Lo and behold the guy who responded calling someone a retard and nothing else is the only literal retard in the thread
>>158486141penis
What the fuck even is this team
>>158486128Guy is half the year on the road. Lots of older folks like living in smaller places cause they have less to take care of.
man joe juneau was elite...
Back to the most dangerous lead in DC.
is this good?
>>158486166>nouretard
CANESIES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>158486166You aren't winning, you are just proving how stupid you are by continuing to ignore the actual argument you started. You need a better hobby.
>>158486173Combined SV of .650%
Get a room you fags
>>158486173these guys just won the jenningswhat happened
>>158486176CANES SCAR
>>158486168He’s starting to look like Jimmy Stewart there.
Stars need a couple more insurance goals
>>158486173grim
>>158486175Yep, stick to that. That's your peak>>158486179>Y-you aren't winning!!!It's sad that you see it that way and that your ego is wrapped up in this instead of just being an intelligent person who can acknowledge when he's wrong. I also didn't "start the argument", you did by making an obviously false and provocative claim. No, the goalie that won the US gold, won a Hart, and is currently 2-0 and on the verge of 3-0 is not "washed" even though you wish he was, I'm sorry about it
jets NEED a goal and multiple after that
>>158486185Our Jackies are unstoppable
>>158486192>the goalie that won the US gold, won a Hart, and is currently 2-0 and on the verge of 3-0 is not "washed" even though you wish he was, I'm sorry about itoh look the retard moved the goal posts
What in the actual fuck is wrong with Vancouver? >jeet mayor>jeet cop>indian music walk out>girl butchers oh canada>zero people's right hands on heart during star spangled banner>gay 80s new wave goal song when canjeets scoreman how bad is it in vancouver, seriously? Is every restaurant a curry shop?
great fight
>>158486197You specifically need to stop replying, you are literally and unironically retarded and just typing nonsense. Nobody "moved the goalposts" I literally reiterated my first reply you impossible subhuman dumbass. You are literally a double digit IQ mongoloid
>>158486198nah they're very proud of their sushi restaurants
>>158486198it's diwali night, chud
>>158486207you moved the goal posts and you dont even realize it, too busy screaming retard >You're saying this the same year he won the US gold and won a Hart and is currently 2-0 on the season, correct?when did he win the hart?
>>158486140He would be stuck in fetal position for the rest of his life.
>>158486217Reiterating what I originally said is definitionally not "moving the goalposts" you fucking moron, you also don't know what objective facts and tried to dispute that as well like I was giving an opinion when I said those things. You are just flat out retarded
>>158486222i know that hellebuyck objectively did not win the hart this yearretard
>>158486215
I guess flyers are not as hopeless as... some other teams.
>>158486198Vancouver (the region) is basically Asia with white people Imagine being mad at that
>>158486198It’s Diwali night for the Canucks which is why this game has a particular flavor to it. I’ve tried multiple times to ask what the whole holiday is about to Indian coworkers but they only ever answer that it’s a “festival of light” and I’ve reached no consensus on what they do to celebrate other than eat.
Mikko has 800 points now
>>158486227Oh wow it only took 5 illiterate replies of literally retarded shitflinging for you to articulate that properly, that still does not qualify as "moving the goalposts", which is ironically what you are now doingI'm not spending all night shitflinging with a subhuman monkey, you're the one who has to be you and you lost
>>158486232cute granny
>h3llebuyck
>>158486198A bit racist, m8
And hellycuck is collapsing
didn't some retard run over a bunch of people at some festival now we must never 5 get
Vancouver needs more swedes, they have only 5. When a team reaches 6 nordics of same nationality, they become nigh unstoppable
>>158486255No, he isn't scoreboard watcher. It was nonstop PKs including a 5-3
>>158486240>other than eatdon't forget setting off fireworks and burning down neighboring houses
>>158486245oh look the retard still wont admit his mistake
>>158486232Kyle Bukkake is a fucking disgrace
>>158486222Give it up, lad. Samir will keep this up forever.
>>158486232she's not happy right now
Probably too little too late, but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRAPS
>>158486253Shut up sissy. Don't you have some piss to drink somewhere?
>shitflingingwe don't do that here
That’s not slashing lmfao
>ded wongs losing>samir mentionedrmyt
>>158486264It took you 15 minutes to figure out how to articulate a disagreement which merely consists in "technically he won the Hart last season" and doesn't even address the larger point, you are still the shitflinging retard who misuses dialogue wheel options like "moving the goalposts" and can't articulate much more than typing "retard" I'm glad you feel like you "won", it means you won't have an epiphany and kill yourself and will have to live a long, miserable life
>>158486277calling you a retard articulated it wellretard
I’m so scared
lowry doubling teaming xhekaj2 baka
>>158486240There's no answer because there's different reasons different groups in India celebrate it. Can't speak for billions of people.
Whenever I see an american post something I just assume I am talking to a mexican
>>158486258>When a team reaches 6 nordics of same nationality, they become nigh unstoppableMy Canucks started with 8 swedes and a swedish gm last year in a season that ended with Hughes demanding a trade and the team finishing 32nd.
Just how good is this saros guy? Where is the kid from?
>>1584862908 is not 6
>>158486289statistically very likely
>>158486296My mistake.
Woah refpuck in our favor? Gary mustve seen my posts
My penguins ):
>>158486240It's just like thanksgiving then.
LMAO LAFFS
>>158486290You had two based and great Swedes (Linus Karlsson and Marcus Pettersson) and a bunch of retarded faggot Swedes.
>Canadians getting cocky and worked up because reffies allowed Edmonton to get back into the game after it was 3-1
>>158486290and lost the draft lottery
Well it was a loss just the same, but at least bringing it back to within a goal kept it interesting.Now that that mess is over, GO DUCKS GO!
muh mamoof
quel arrêt!
>>158486311I wish we had based and great Swedes on /hoc/
>Fans chanting "DYLAN! DYLAN!"
Gary we gotta stop having games on at 10pm on school nights
what a save
>>158486294saros is cyclic
>ducks score immediately Jesus this power play is unfair
FOWL FUCKING GOD
It was total bullshit but vancouver (as a whole) sucks so I'm glad it happened.
REFS YOU SUCKREFSYOU SUCK
>>158486313We're going for 2 #3s in a row
my jackies won
>>158486327If the refs weren't anatidaephobic, the Ducks would be unstoppable.
based danault
Do the devils have broduer on thier coaching roster teaching every one of their goalies to go behind the net and do that weird fakeout pass hellebyuck keeps doing?
knights won. pens have no excuse with 6 power plays and a 5-3 for a 1:22. they've gotta get that shit figured out.
>>158486336>wonmuch like bud
wait wtf how did Oils tie it, I stepped away for a minute
>>158486334Now that's a lunch.
FUCK
>>158486337I mean they did call the slashing but yes you are also correct
back to laval you go, fowler
>>158486346As soon as we went up 3-1 the refs called nonstop power plays for the Oilers including eventually a 5 on 3. I'm not complaining I'm sure it was legit, but they also haven't been calling very many power plays for us including when they grabbed Pesce's stick a minute ago. So it's a little lame
>f1wlerdon't trust florida man
>>158486346one does not step into morder
>>158486346devlols have a shitter in net
Montembum would save that
wakey, wakey 'abs
>>158486336Mine too :)
>>158486337A farside joke, in this economy?
>>158486353They have to make it look like they are calling it fairly. The refs are a crafty bunch.
>f2wlerits so over habs sisters
Fowler is collapsing !!
>>158486357poo jersey has had more pp ops than the soilers
oh my god the winnipeg jets have scored a goal this is not a drill
just put on raw didn't watch it yesterday
>laffs lost>no one caresDare I say, their cultural /hoc/ importance is gone
>laffs
>>158486374Maybe but the Oilers are making blatant penalties that deserved it, ours were ticky tack. And like I said they're ignoring a lot too but calling anything we do
>>158486375uhhh i forgot our reaction plancould you refresh me
>>158486346puke poos
>>158486375PULL UP! PULL UP!
>>158486377Literally who?
oh fucking no
TOTAL FIASKO KOLLAPS
>>158486372>so overmuch like trb's life
>fowl3r
>nobody defending goalwhat are we doing
>>158486377They feel kinda plastic for a while now.Habs have stronger presence.
stop the count
Habs win would be the final needed win in my parlay :D
>>158486394hon hon hon my french friend you got too comfortable
>>158486377I can't prove it but I feel like laffs fans made their own private /hoc/ somehwere else after getting tired of decades of >laff posting. For how massive the fanbase is, they just aren't prevalent here.
monty would have save those
>>158486402thoughts on losing the property?
Rangers win!/hoc/ losesSay the line /hoc/
>>158486409nobody fucking posts here you moron
>>158486417PROOOOOOOHHHHH :D
assv are frauds huh
>Hour+ long intermission Thanks Gary
honest to God this is the worst officiated season I've ever seen were at beer league levels maybe lower
>>158486417RANGERS LEAD THE WAY
MY MAMMOTHS WIN! :)
Gary
>>158486409No way, they want to talk to other fanbases about themselves. i suspect that they're just dead inside because Matthews is almost out
bros...
dad is fucking pissed. PISSED.
It's over. 4 - 4
>>158486377He doesn't know.
>>158486424they never recovered from 2023's humiliation
>F4WLER
>it was four to zero
habs??
FUGGGGGGcancel the olés
>>158486406I'd be pissed if I didn't laugh at Fowler's incompetence :D PLAY DOBES
The french people have been defeated This team is a fraud
>>158486370...of jews
>scores 4 goals in to minutesREADY FOR TAKEOFF
How do you even squander 4-0 lead to jets?
ET LE ACK
>>158486421cope i do
>>158486462Shit team
Guys, I don't know if I can make it through this intermission.
Holy shit the habs??!! I’ve been watching Edmonton
DONTTRUST FLORIDAMAN
Jack is having an amazing game
>>158486429saw a video of the used with gerard doing buried myself alive from the other night and it was highly depressing jesus burt looks terrible
well they're gonna lose in overtime anyways, they've been so bad at it all year
>>158486477I saw the first few seconds of it but I just couldn't continue
>>158486470Did someone die or what
>>158486443got arguably worse for makar and mackinnon in 2026 KWAB
SSCAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>158486481Some crime happened somewhere in the city, and completely unrelated none of the Ducks could be found in the locker room.
>>158486480i saw another video of burt singing you know what they do to guys like us in prison with my chem and it mcr actually sounded good.
Did a fucking team that's been outscored 11-0 the last 2 nights really score 4 goals in 2 minutes
>it was 4-0
>>158486498
>>158486489They couldn't be found because they all ran a train on hotslut Sarah Nurse, because they were all jealous that Zegras got their first and now he's gone.
COME ON DEVILS YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158486504why are you so vulgar and horny
*wins again*
my Habs, a shame
We have takeoff!
>ha5beens
Lmao habs
Why the fuck would you name your team the maple leafs? Why not pick a name that sounds cooler or stronger? THE DEVILSTHE BRUINSTHE MAMMOTHTHE AVALANCHETHE LIGHTNINGThese are cool and powerful sounding names with aura and then theres...The leafs, why? Do they hate selling merch? These franchise owners need to ask themselves "could I imagine somone who doesnt watch hockey buying one of our jerseys or tshirts just because it looks cool"
>Hab5Are they bedarded?
How did they not call a slash they literally broke Lane’s stick. Gay af
Now that the dust has settled, why did >laffs finish in last place again this season?
incroyable
gary cursed the habs with shit loser jerseys again.
>bet $50 on montreal
>hasbKWAB
oh my god the jets won a hockey game what do I do it's been so long
>>>>F5WL5R
Remember when everyone was calling Fowler "LE GOAT" for shutting out one of the worst offenses in the NHL
>>158486521Those names are all gay thoughever
>>158486533head over to the spike and get tanked
>>158486525DuPont sweepstakes, they'll trade matthews and nylander. Rebuild is starting soon
>>158486533Run down the main street, with your arms extended while making jet noises, of course
we deserve to lose. Defense was eating crayons leaving Fowler to eat shit
>>158486531dont you have the automatic payoff at 3 goals?
>>158486462They truly suck
ghosts of the forum punishing me 'abs for these SHIT jerseys, gary
>>158486544That's a good way to get shot by the mounties. He could be looked at as a threat to national security. For being a White man, I mean.
>>158486533You go to your local bar and voiceover your drinking and celebration like you were Max Payne
>>158486521Laffs suck but their jersey has intrinsic O6 aura
le bouc
>>158486483Mackinnon is the 2026 KWABOTY
>>158486559mounties don't have guns
helly buck earning his trade
>>158486533Play really obnoxious music as loud as you can.
>>158486565
KWAB>KWABKWAB>KWAB
>>158486568I've seen mounties in boats with machine guns
Gary is fuming that this wasn’t the Heritage game.
>>158486571yeah he has really looked better then *checks notes* tristen jarry in a tie game
Garyout in New Jersey
IT WAS 4-0
Winnipeg has risen from the ash and fire.
>>158486574Is his name Roman? Because he makes me want to go bowling!
the bucyk stops here
>>158486548use novig because i don't want -1500 juice on slight favorites
GG no matter what happens Soilerstinkies, this was a war
>>158486582he saved this OT for the devils
>>158486590her name is tina
>>158486590jen
>>158486588KINO! I stood up and shouted KINO!
wow
>>158486588Did they say what happened
>>158486596>>158486597Those aren't funny.
SHORTY DUCKS GOOOOOOL
>>158486595no 3v3 memes in the playoffs
Tonight. We are all fans of Tina.
holy >hasb
SHORT HANDED
>>158486603Refs called a few soft penalties, and Montreal choked hard.
>>158486601Holy shit
>>158486612QUACK QUACK QUACK
>>158486603Dumbass pilot (some say the chick was flying, others say it was her dad controlling the flight) flew into a cloud that was rising out of a storm cell, this caused rapid freezing of water (aka ice) to form on the external controls and PEEEWWWWWW.....BOOM.
easy mcpeasy
FUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKING HELLECUUUUUUUUCK
>>158485967Nuckies :))
Mcdavid lit him up!
Imagine if habs fans didn't insist on having a meme like xhekaj there, that's matt rempe tier kind of shit to sabotage your own team
Granny with the SHA. My fantasy team is FEASTING tonight.
WE ARE JUST AS GOOD AS THE OILERS SAY IT NOW
>>158486593Well aren't you smart
>>158486603pilot was vaxxed.
>blowing a 4 goals lead with less than 3 minutes left to a team that just lost 9 straightWhy are the Habs considered a contender again?
>>158486601Went like 146 minutes without scoring before this
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM CRYINGGGGGG
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE POSTING IT
this is good, but don't get cocky ducksbros. remember what happened last time
do da gritty
Helle yeah
MY DEBBIES YES
>>158486628
"washed" Hellebuyck is now 3-0 and the teams he beat were the Stars, Knights, and Oilers
for 10 games the habs are forced to wear these cursed jerseys that personally offend mr lafleur and geoffrion10 scheduled losses
>>158486626glad you soft ass finna quit hockey
*takes a basedface selfie with a limp wristed middle finger*
>>158486655no 3v3 or so memes in the playoffs connor
>>158486653>>158486628To think that when the season started the ducks fanbase wanted him out of the team :D according to instagram that is
I couldn't watch when the Oilers took their shots, I covered my eyes
>>158486655Just like my islanders
>>158486655Who called him washed? Oh, wait, never mind. It was cantpucknadians seething about the Olympics from 9 months ago. That's it.
>>158486644I won't get too excited
>>158486658You know I'm right but you fell in love with the memes
Please see >>158485974
>>158486674I think he's washed. He had a rough time last year
>>158486663>let's get rid of this playmaking specialist who isn't afraid to block shots and does well on the PK.Are they retarded or something?
>>158486674Why is there an exodus of muricans wanting to flee canadian teams?
>>158486655stars? not great. knights? big time slump. oilers are good though well at least 3 players are
>>158486684The entire jests team had a rough time last year. Clearly hellebuyck wasn't the issue.
they are attempting to counter our Carlsson with their Karlsson
>>158486666Perfect digits, and congrats bro. Great game. We will get you on the next one ;D
>>158486674>Who called him washed?Samir, the stinky lafftard
>>158486666CHECKED
>>158486689Too many people taking a dump in the streets where they live. I'll let you figure that one out.
>>158486689Have you ever met a Canadian? Imagine working for one.
>soilels
>>158486697GG
Watching my Wilds play the flyers on the replay. No one spoil it for me.
>>158486666The Devil is real!
>>158486689Fans started harrasing them and their families after the olympics
>us flags uncontrollably seething at a leaf>mild mentionedall comes together
>>158486689The groupchat demands they all play together
>>158486726except for one
>>158486726#darkwoke
Stinks in here now all of a sudden. The stench.
>>158486731I wonder if they talk about cheating on their wives in it
I can’t believe the Canadiens lost, I stopped watching. What happened??!
>>158486742I believe you’re thinking of the Senators group chat.
>>158486688Quick clance and apparently he is overpaid and not captain material because LaCombe deserves the C?
Ducks can only score on PP. They're the gary team
>>158486734Hey, buddy. What's with the head?
>mildfag gets called out>immediately rages at canadayou love to see it
>>158486601They had a >99.99% win probability AFTER the 4-1 goal and they still blew ithttps://moneypuck.com/g.htm?id=2026020237
>>158486748they stopped trying and jests started playing
>>158486748Fiasko kollaps
>>158486759this is why i will never believe anything from moneypuck
>Wild mentioned>canadian flag starts seethingEvery. Single. Time. What did the Wild do to him? What makes him seethe every time?
>>158486748
nuckies are coming back >:)
>>158486752ullmark is a man of integrity for discussing it
>ANOTHER extra penalty on a fight Man this shit is rigged
thinking about taking a nap for a couple hours
>mildfag raging out with a nou post
>>158486767It's the latest 4 goal comeback in NHL history, how is moneypuck supposed to account for that?
My Debbie’s (:
>>158486776thinking about hitting the hay soon
>>158486775this is complete bulbshit
Are all Ducks games entertaining or is it one of those random things where two teams consistently match up for chaos? Even last years Nucks n Ducks games were fun.
>>158486762I mean, just look Fowler's face. That's not the face of someone with an iron headspace
Yawn. Samir is lazy and boring now. Not even fun anymore. Anyways.
>>158486779by simulating every possible scenario
>>158486780where is he now?
Devils won but Luke draining like 30 secs off the clock to force OT was weird, they even had their top line out and Oilers didn't. Why not take a shot
>mildcuck crying about samir
>>158486784yea, we're kind of dogshit due to our lack of defense but the games are almost always fun to watch
>>1584867624 goals in a period is insane, I saw Marty on the bench and he beside himself
>>158486788Last we heard he was taking a private flight over Florida a couple days ago.
>>158486781just get up in a couple hours and hangout and shitpost bro
>>158486797Do you think if he was sitting the front of that plane his fat would have cushioned everyone else and people would have survived?
reddit is seething I'm afraid
>>158486801It wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to land somewhere safely, don't worry.
eat cock randy
>>158486804Keep us posted!
>>158486786>Anywaysretard
Jack is so much better than his brothers. It’s almost hard to believe they’re related. Really don’t see where Quinn is a max player, is it just because Jack has so much promise?
>>158486809>t. passive aggressive smarmy redditor in question
Leafs are last in the division by points percentage again.
>>158486815>laffs
>>158486805>first class cabin>learjetretard
>>158486795>4 goals in one period, you think that's bad? remember the time the habs let in 4 in the last two minutes of the 3rd period and a 5th in OT?
>>158486815and overall talent. No wonder samir is on the rag tonight.
I haven't seen Jets cause a collapse this bad in 25 years
I JUST FILLED MY FUCKING DIAPER AND REDDIT WENT INTO FULL SEETHE MODE, WANT TO SEE?
>>158486822>samir>leafs fanretard
>>15848682411/03/26 was an inside job albeit.
>>158486820>doesn't recognize the quote>calls others retard
are the mammaries good or fraud?
Lmaaaooo some one just said the funniest shit on reddit. Downvoted of course because redditors are so gay. Anyway I’m going back to find more seethe and things to report back on
patrik laine is still unsigned
QUACK!
>>158486832good. they were one of my western picks last season
>>158486829tbf I think a lot of us forgot that dipshit said that.
>>158486833
>>158486832>>158486829>>158486828>>158486827Check reddit right now. Do it.
>>158486813Luke was having a better season than Jack so far before this game, he may end up being the best of all 3
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
>>158486835And shall remain as one. He's going to find the bottle when his wife leaves
I'm going to Buffalo in a couple days to watch my Jackies :D
Granny with 2 PPAs and 1 SHA. Yeah, they should have gotten rid of him before the season. What a QUACK!
>>158486826>>158486833>>158486843How does one become like this?
ynr robin lehner and his weird christmas melty a couple years ago
>>158486848Holy shit, he's just like me minus the wife.
>>158486854Lack of attention.
>>158486851:))
>>158486851Based! Have fun :)
You guys wanna see my new tattoo?
>>158486851very cool, enjoy! :D
Gritsyuk needs to be given all the chances to shine. He's the real deal
>>158486832They are PROOOOOOH :D
>>158486857what trb suffered from because trbrother was more valued
Is this good hockey?WPGWPG5403:30D. Samberg 2 (Assists: A. Lowry 4, G. Vilardi 6)3rd PeriodWPGWPG4419:27K. Connor 13 (power-play) (Assists: M. Scheifele 12, M. Barron 3)WPGWPG3419:00K. Connor 12 (Assists: M. Scheifele 11)WPGWPG2418:03M. Barron 2 (Assists: T. Bauer 1, D. DeMelo 5)WPGWPG1417:21T. Bauer 1 (Assists: C. Koepke 1, D. DeMelo 4)
>>158486835he'll be a star in liiga
>>158486864Thanks! I'm going to eat so many chicken wings
>>158486828Jet fuel can't melt American goaltending
>>158486848she seemed supportive of his troubles with mental health and they started a mental health awareness company. she can fix him :)
Reddit chads 4chan is thinking about us again
>>158486867yes please
>>158486871another terminal case of ADD
>>158486855if only he hadn't invested in that snake farm. what's he up to these days?
First thing I do after my team wins is I check reddit to see what they’re saying and I report it back here. Don’t you guys do this
>ducks went from being worst PP in the NHL to being complete penalty merchantswhat happened
The Oilers Powerplay is so fucking disgusting I hate it. Legit was the only reason they got this game to OT.People harping on Nico are also pissing me off, he's matched up against the best player on the world, didnt conceed a point or goal against that line, and was truly as shut down as he needed to be.That third period was when I realized the refs didnt wanna call shit anymore. The Erod ragdoll was one of the most classless things I've seen this Oilers team do, fuck them, and fuck Babcock.
>>158486894I stopped using reddit after r/imgoingtohellforthis was banned
>>158486881reddit is racist
Helly obviously still has some rust to shake off, but he made some clutch saves in 3P and OT, so i'm not gonna complain.anyways, we outplayed one of the best (likely 'the' best) offensive team in the league in 5v5. outskated them with our depth throughout most of the game, and controlled the pace overall.still had some doubts about the team coming into the game due to what this team did to us in the past few seasons, but now I 'kinda' have faith in them after this excellent performance.please keep this up all season, and we'll finally have a chance to be at where we all wanted to be.+ Gritsyuk is the REAL DEAL.
>>158486893loony bin i reckon
>>158486894i jerk off to tranny porn then boot up diablo 4 kwab
>>158486881>>158486894He's steaming and spamming like this because he realized his anti-Helle behavior itg is identical to reddit's btwRude awakening
WE HANDED THE OILERS THEIR FIRST ROAD LOSS!:• Hellebuyck didnt have the greatest of games, but he absolutely did his part in that shootout and helped us win it.• Jack Hughes two goal night.• two powerplay goals.• besides the shootout goal, we kept McDavid to just one point for the night. success!• speaking of defending against Nico. I know he had that bad penalty and then maybe not the best OT performance, but he and his line absolutely answered the bell when they were hard matched against McDavid's line.• Jack's line was absolutely flying tonight• also thought the fourth line looked good!• I loved so much of that second period of hockey. we DOMINATED (until we didn't). during that period I was like holy shit we're fucking good dude. we're really fucking good.• and even though we lost our lead due to two power play goals, the fact that we kept it tied and ended up getting two points out of this anyway is absolutely saying something.• special teams won and lost this game if I'm being honest and yes asking for your PK to stand up to the Oilers PP is a tough task and we did kill a couple of their PPs, but I wanna see us be more consistent and better on our PK.• glad our PP got two goals today! lets build on that!• we are winning games in all different types of ways guys! its fun to see! this wasn't a domination win, this wasn't a defensive win, this wasn't a goalie masterclass win, this was a secret fourth thing!• fun game too!• cannot wait for Timo and Bratter to find their scoring touches! maybe the shootout goal tonight for Bratter will kickstart things for himlet's continue having a stellar record against the western conference when we face the Blues on Thursday!
>>158486907Funny how some shit is just very reddit coded
you guys ever get those stomach pains and cramps before you have to unleash massive Larkin?
>>158486918thx reddit
has anyone won in a hometown remix yet
So I live in Edmonton but have been a Devils fan for over 30 years now. I am so damn proud and happy to have La Greca and Daneyko. The Oilers announcers are horribly biased."The Jersey fans think a penalty should be called whenever a player hits the ice!"The three stars of the game for them were1. RNH2. Bouchard3. GritsThe the guy with 2G and 1A doesn't even get the third star of the game .
>>158486910Getting kinda redundant there.
>>158486921We call those "Howlin' Fowler" here
>>158486868Thanks :D
>aslen is a female lion nowkwab
Awesome game and even better getting the W. The oilers are such a dangerous team, I didn't feel comfortable at any point. Hellebuyck looked a lil shaky but he shut it down when he needed to.You gotta give it to the oil. They're the most dangerous offense in the NHL.Sweet game, let's go devils
>>158486925He really upsets that country for some reason...
GG Oilers. Great freaking game. See you back at your barn. Shoutout to Jarry for a hell of a game.
>>158486939Why did Makar not play defense properly on this play?
you're supposed to post the seething loser reddit posts not the gleaming cringe winning ones you buffoon
>>158486940That's several great Jarry games in a row. I don't even care about taking the L. Devils were great. Dare I dream of a Jarry redemption tour, though?If the Oilers have solid goaltending they will be a force. Things look great in Jersey as well. Look forward to the next one. Amazing game.
talarico just thanked norm green
>>158486943After tonight i can confidently say devs oilers would be one of the more entertaining cup finals in recent years
>>158486944Did the based michigan muslim win
>>158486948It wouldn't have been my first pick before tonight, but I can admit when I was wrong. That was incredibly fun hockey tonight. It would be a treat, if we are both so lucky.
>>158486943Man I thought Jarry was still terrible so when I saw him net I was like hell yeah! Then they mentioned he had like 150 minute goalless streak and I was like what the hell??
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>>158486944>millionaire nepobabby praises millionaire nepobabby...and?
>>158486941That's what a forward does in that situation. A defenceman would never do that
>>158486958I can't really blame you. I've been watching every second of it and I am still not sure that I believe it lol.
