No girls allowedKwabkanda forever >Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleThe exciting ATP 250s of Almaty, Lyon and Brussels ended and in one of 'em a Griekspoor won. We've moved to Basel und Wien for about two five hunnids. Exciting!>Streamsjokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlvkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesporthttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/https://freestreams-live1i.pk/tennis-channel/>Previous>>158385326
>SCHEDULE CORRECTION:Paris
>>158488966>>158488973
Svitolina won
Musetti working overtime to take back his rightful spot in the top ten.
Zverev's reverse vulturing of shitting the bed at every lesser tournament but then showing up at the slams needs to be studied
>>158489004
>>158489018Almost a lucky pervert moment.
>double breakWew. Also Zverev gave Musetti that break point for free, it was going out.
THE world no. 1
The world’s most convincing #1 does it again
Looks like Demon really doesn't want that Turin spot
Buselievers how we feelin
>>158489081It's not easy, being a Busebee.
has big Zev killed tennis for good?
He's a disgrace
>>158489092>>158489095I like how he just gave up at the start of the final game.
most fraudulent number 1 of all time
>>158489124Nu-huh.
>>158489157He beat good players though so no
He wants a holiday with the lovely Katyusha, let he who is without sin cast the first stone
Rinkybros...
>>158488966>The exciting ATP 250s of Almaty, Lyon and Brussels ended and in one of 'em a Griekspoor won. We've moved to Basel und Wien for about two five hunnids. Exciting!anon we're in paris nowthe exciting Basel und Wiend five hunnids ended, excitingly!
What da fuk is going on
Did they call security because he mildly smashed a racket against the ground? WTF?
Always been a fellow buser
buse lifelongs where are we
>>158489300One might argue that 500 + 500 = 1000 and that in French grammar "we've moved" means a completed action in the past, roughly equivalent to English "we moved", rendering the OP still accurate
Total top seed annihilation today
Why do they chalk all those lines on the court? Hawkeye tracking?
I've never, not once, doubted my busboy.(SPOILER ALERT: He gets trounced by Karen next round)
>>158489376i'm moved
Member when Djokovic cucked Musetti out of the tour finals by beating him in Paris only to withdraw after 1 match?
>>158489419Heh
>>158489423He beat him in Athens and then told him he was pulling out anyway
Holy shit, fuck this gay ass sport. I have tickets for tomorrow, am I supposed to watch Tirante vs Halys or something like that?
>>158489433benny
>>158489433Hijikata vs Etcheverry?
>>158489427THE Hellenic Championship? What happened to it this year anyway?
>>158489442Good question, I don't see it on the calendar but apparently it was originally Belgrade but relocated. I'm guessing the ATP bought back the license with Saudi money
Rinky fucking dink
yeah I rate Molčan
Djokovic is fucking done.
>>158489532Where is Paris getting all these white ballkids from?
kino
Rinkino
DJ-DJ-DJOKOSMASH
Hijikino
>djokovic struggling to edge journeymenGrim
Djojakat
In the end it seems Jodar was wise to take a couple extra days off
Bros.... he was meant to make Torino......
kwabruud bros, this is our chance for a hardcourt masters
if you can't stand the cold, get out of the ice rinky
>Zverev out>Meddy out>De Minaur out>Tiafoe outAlcaraz next?
>>158489684I suppose he still could if both Cobolli and Fils pull out
Ah yes. A Paris masters worth of the old Bercy in terms of weird ass winners
I hope Shitz and Pavlov don't make it. The finals need some Joder
>>158489684Yes, he is
Khachapuri can’t even make it to r3 of an irrelevant hardcourt indoor masters anymore
>>158489891I miss the Zapjodar film days
Pickleson v Carlitos starting right now
At first Djokovic losing to tons of randoms was funny. Now it’s just boring.
>>158490230It's more about predicting who will retire him now
Well it looks like Alcaraz is going to cruise so who does that leave as kwab of the day?>Tiafoe>Tien>Zverev>De Minaur>Medvedev>Djokovic>Khachanov
>>158490116"forward and to the ground"
Pickleson takes first break
world's biggest Michelsen fan in the chat rn
>>158490382is that the actual holger rune?
>>158490382picklesen picked up some fans during the great picklerun of uso pen '26
>>158490382>he’s using his runes to make Michelson winKEK
Fuck my life dawg
>>158490428How did you not expect French shitters when buying a ticket to Paris?
>>158490428Three veritable princes of tennis there, who were you expecting? Yevgeny Kafelnikov?
>>158490428you don't enjoy US open finalist Ben Shelton's game?
>>158490428what's wrong with sitting next to this bloke and watching van asschef?
Do any tennis players give you Vibrons Plus Grand?
Man, for a moment Mikel-San scared me...
>>158490514betas sitting next the band
>>158490588*beats sitting next to the bandFuck me. Time to stop posting for today
Do the fucking frenchies have to do that stupid ass "bum bum bum badadum" shit every 10 fucking seconds holy shit shut the fuck up
popopoppo popo
OLE
>>158490428Humbert out too :)
>>158490588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XKvbROUmNk
>humbug
hold the line Phil
I feel like Michelsen reminds me a lot of some actor or something, but I can't quite place it...
>balding at 35that's actually not so bad
>>158490993Michaelson, Will Poulter, and Milly Alcock are identical triplets separated at birth
>>158491048He's 22
>>158491057Holy shit, that's exactly right!
>>158491058oh dear, confused it with this ranking
>>158490993A non-handsome young Leo Di Caprio
>>158490993
>>158491167Please don't post Iva Jovic in this thread
Apparently washedvak won a masters a mere few weeks ago? I have no memory of this
>>158491400You will never guess which at the time soon-to-be number 1 player in the world ended up choking to him that tournament
>>158488652Lmao what happened last night, it was the last week so doesn't matter in the endBut what happened, fatigue or courts really are that slow? I mean Ruud, Etcheverry and the like are back
I hate Fils and my country like you wouldn't believe.
>>158491770We all do, brother
Apparently parents around the world have begun telling their children to “djokovic” before supper
Not a vintage day of the old tenny
>>158496036Brosephus, we're heading to the most dramatic final of all the history of the sport, the Berrettini - Musetti grudge match civil war end of times event of the century, and you cannot appreciate it. That saddens me.
>>158496231If Berretini beats Alcaraz I'll never post again
>>158496291Are we pretending Alcaraz hasn't been looking relatively beatable after his comeback? is this the game we're playing now?
>>158494701please don't post the imam of NUPES here
Tommy needs to shave, he looks like a terrorist
Apparently Berrettini has withdrawn?
>>158496573How will Spanish anons ever recover from this ohnonono
Po po po po popopo
>>158496579They still have the great Latin hope, Benjamin Shelton
This fidget spinning jabroni man
>>158496591Benjamín Cheltón.
>no Alcaraz Sure would be a bad day to have tickets to La Défense
remember /atp/
Van Ass-che
GET THE FUCK IN HERE RINKYCHADS
Been craving bussy all morning
Yikes
abused bagel
>>158497962He has that Portuguese exactly where he wants him.
Frenchies really need to tone down the spanish pa pa pa chant
Memevedev should NOT be allowed to play in Turin
Buse needs to cast Accio talent KEK
he's a disgrace
>Mushitty
Why does everybody who beats Zverev look like shit in their next match? Is it too physically taxing?
Frils could be kino
>>158498381I prefer Filtz
Here we goCmon TaylorShow the white mans superiority
I love Fils and Paris like you wouldn't believe.
Stupid ball slaves fucking up the match
Buck broken
Incredible how bad Buse was shitting the bed. There was a drunk guy screaming at him the whole match, telling him to play better and restore Peru's glory. Buse was death staring him at the near the end of the match kekHe also kept asking Borges if he wants a haircut or something
>>158498780When did Peru ever have glory to begin with? Surprised nobody told the guy to stfu
This bozo has gone more wigger every time I see him
>fils his underpants
Fritz has this in handAs long as he stays consistent now its an easy win
I fucking hate cornrows
>>158498780Nice on the ground reporting.
>>158498938Me too brother
>this twink is the great white hopeheh if you insist
>>158498983Like 99% of tennis players are white, anon
Man, terrible day. My guys Buse and Fils lost shamefully, didn't get to watch Grug vs. Berrettini.. unbelievable shitters like Hijikata are all that's left...Wake me up for Turin.
>>158499075are spaniards and italians white now? can't keep up..
>>158498381Narrator: it wasn’t
Alcaraz is just going to drop shot the shit out Fritz tomorrow. Fritz can’t get to those balls with those OJ Simpson knees
>>158498944/atp/ freelance reporters
>aura walkout lighting for young leather poof and ass-per pood
>>158499132White is an ethnicity not a nationality, Kumar.
>>158498780>>158499149>gonzo tennis ''The Paris Masters Is Decadent and Depraved''>>158499184if you insist, colony rat
>>158499149How much was that seat for the day?
>>158499206>English talking shit about anything or anyoneBro your country is worse than Sierra Leone and browner tooYour king is a pathetic old faggot
>>158499213around 50 euros (but it was resale so they charge you a bit more)
>>158498568>white mans superiority>had their arse handed to them by iran>>158499232you think i care if you insult the king kek?
>>158499251For a masters? Damn. I should go next year. Paris is only 4 hours away
>>158499308/atp/ meetup
>>158499251Damn that’s cheap…
>>158499149Give us a shoutout anon Something subtle
>>158499347Sing a full rendition of just another Johannus Monday on match point
When I say Ruud you say goat
Rafa Hodor
>>158499370dis nigga on that 3 day delay interwebdis nigga on arpanetdis nigga on holepunch machinesKEK
>>158499401The commentators were talking about himCalm down
>>158499411clam up
Ruud goat Ruud goat Ruud goat
peak ruud beats peak djokovic 6-0 6-0
>>158499544RARE
>>158499604thought it was aland islands fuck you
Alcaraz vs Fritz will be fire
>>158499675a Castilian dog will soon log on to tell us how the lumbering Ogre will surely overcome the Emperor of El Palmar
>Shelton-Taclav Wavel>Van Asche-Hello Kitty>Alcaraz-Shitz>Ruud-Garden of Forking Pathstennis is dead and we have killed him
>>158499118Rinky Hijikata is elite on November Parisian indoor hardcourts
>>158500925Book you are tickets, gents. We're going to Paris
What the fuck kind of name is Rinky
>>158501141A winner’s name.
>>158501115Halys lost bro
Anyone watching Shelton-Paul or nah
>two americans on hard indoor.Is there anything more unwatchable in tennis?
>>158506399I am, not happy about it though.Any narrative to make it more interesting?
>>158506404I was playing an online movie connections trivia game (very cool) the other day and this guy tried to lead me into Portuguese cinema to kill me but I discovered you can just constantly search for movies with Lisbon in the title and connect to any Portuguese person. Meme country
>>158506416Really makes u think.Never been to Lisbon myself
pool
>paul thomas blunderson
>>158506700interesting
lock in big dog
>>158506713update: he clocked out
>>158506704>punch-drunk to love
Tennis really is just one match after another innit
Never rated Hijikaka
>waiting for alcashitz
Fuck yeah HijiGOATa
Rinky more like Shitty
Van Ass looks like someone put his head in a vice and squeezedGot a lightbulb head like a white somalian
>>158507228basically he looks like Beavis, it's uncanny
>>158507238>The great cornholio
>>158507228Mr Sparkle looking head
big headed FREAKhis mum's left and right hips must be in separate postcodes
>all these gambling commercialsWe have a problem dont we
Rinky too much of a manlet to reach that shot
>>158507386Don't think about it too much, bro. Gambling is totally safe and cool, all the celebrities are promoting it, c'mon.
if this goes to 3 I'm never watching this gay sport again
>>158507456see you in an hour
van asscheek
Someone should invent a silent tennis shoe
Never doubted Rinky
1 set up against Rinky is the most dangerous lead in tennis
>>158507456Lol
Fookin hell those bums are still playing?
ugh.. I should have stayed at work longer
>>158507386a lack of self control, yes
Nice of Arthur Fery to work as a ballkid after getting knocked out of the tournament
Wait, why are they airing some qualifier match between a couple of nobodies? I thought Paris was already in the quarter finals.
>>158507732hijikata vs van ass is the top level of tennis in 2026 bro. strongest era in history
>>158507755Is this ai? Is this whole match ai-generated? There's no way someone with that five-head exists in the real world.
Imagine this on clay for 5 sets
>mommy, look, I drew you a white person
>>158507811Both him and Hijikata are too ugly to be at this level Still better looking than Naomi Osaka tho
Can the ref declare that both shitters lost?
Uh Oh, Rinky!
It's over for Australian tennis
The Ass won
Rinky dink didnt make it much of a contest in the end
devastated for rinkman
Can't wait for Shelton tilting in the sf because of the audience
>>158507831Rating the physical appearance of men is gay as fuck, sorry to tell you that mate
>>158507867Thinking about men sexually is whats gay. Thats what you did. Nobody was thinking about having sex with men until you brought it up. Now thats gay.>omg nobody is talking abouy gay sex I better fix thatYeah good job anon
45 minutes to Carlitos match
>>158507898hoping for some goat kino from the goat
>>158507909And from Alcaraz too!
I think Taylor has a solid shot at winning hereCarlitos never had a walkoff before, it could have an adverse effect on his mentality That + fast court + Taytay's improved serveI'd give him 1:3 odds
>stream actually showing doublesI forget this format existsThey should just get rid of it
>>158507867when he does it it's not gay it's just 'homo erotic' which is totally not gay as we all know
>>158508045No balls touched. Any further arguments? Didnt think so
I want Fritz to win just so Hodor doesnt go to TurinIf not for that I would root for Carlos
>>158508147Why? Jodler I more entertaining that Shitz
>>158508168I just dont like him
>personality comes before xyzhow casual
Match starting!
>>158508208Why isnt Sinner as popular as Alcaraz?Personality counts
damn shit looks like a 'puter game
>>158508263AI generated tennis match
>only 2 valid matchesthought it was more
Taylors serve is looking dangerous
Lmfao ball girl cant even run right
Ball slave taking a dive should be considered a hindrance
let's go, ballgirl, let's go
>>158508396Was Jodar nearby?
>>158508396RAFA WHAT DID YOU DO
>ball girl takes a dive in the middle of Taylors serve>Carlos breaks immediately afterInterference
>>158508434Jodar made the call
grug no
nice - game on
Taylor!
I remember back when Alcaraz was a very good player
grug wtf r u doin
fritz blew it
Why do stations keep hiring hantuchova as commentator?
grug handed the advantage back
wtayy
pope grugory blew it
Ruud will finish at 2am lmao
learn to indoor hardcourt caveman
There are at least four (4) separate gambling commercials being run during this...
beats anime schizo pills commercials
roaringhttps://x.com/budybet/status/2118790355630133506?s=20
>>158508862Lmao ump bodied that dipshit
grug took things seriously when down 0-40
Are you not entertained by the uncommon geometry Carlos Alcaraz is perpetrating
>>158508938Jesus Christ. I'm tempted to look for a Russian stream. I've started to find the cadence soothing.
why do the crowd need to do the stupid OLE thing 3473429342 times every match?
>>158508964They don't allow vuvuzuelas in the stadium.
alcaraz won't win this one i'm afraid
We're back, baby.
kino point to hold
the kinocalypse is upon us
holy fucking kino
Imagine if he cared about tennis
kek fritz
You know it's over when he's doing the ear thing every point
>>158508949Commentator should have gone all in on the Gladiator quote but he spazzed out
we got too cocky Frtiz-sissies
>>158509194Its not over till its over
Not the worst match I've seen.
cam awn fritterz giz anotha tiebreaka
Fritz wins 6-1 in the third
Carlos has woken upTaylor needed to finish it by now
kwabbest dropshot of the tourny
Shitz brothers, we are losing GROUND
It's so insanely over for Shitz.
Taylor "doodoo" Shitz
grug lifted but fritz had no business losing that set
At least he didn't shush the Parisians this time
Lmao mutherfucking denied, Fritz was playing much better most of that set
>>158509252Wheres germany when you need it
>pickleball commercials during tennisI hate those picklefuckers so much
What is Jódar saying right now?
>shitz
>>158509279I hate children
>>158509279He's autistically tying and untying his shoes over and over to soothe his nerves.
still can't believe chipotle want to be associated with a choker
>>158509325I cant believe anyone would want to be associated with shitpotle
nice volley shitz lmao
omdz i cant believe how fritz fucked that up. ive just turned off the backlogs. assume he garn lose nowholy kek also that dumb retard ball girludder tall wun cute thoughbeit
Yeah starting to feel inevitable now
failor shartz
How did Zizou do it?
One of the great chokes of the year
>>158509435Unfair. Taylor put up a great fight. Carlos is just too good.
Double choke since he blew the finals
>>158509465Any other draw he wouldve made itAt least he fought for his spot instead of getting in on other peoples results
extremely disapoiintedcannot believe he shit the bed like diss
>>158509518he always does so why you surprised?
>chipotlel
Had the crowd been on Fritz's side he would had won, I guarantee it. He only has his weak mind to blame.
>>158509608Like when he was in the US Open final?
That was some fucking kino tennis
So the weakest finals lineup ever is confirmed
>>158509632Jerk off to your big 3 shrine before posting next time
>>158509658Calm down, Donald
>>158509616There he never had a chance. He was overmatched from start to finish. It wasn't even a contest.Here he had various opportunities, was playing better for big lapses of the match, but gave Alcaraz a small chance and he took it. A slightly better mentality and he would had close it when he could.
We hyped for Ruud Nuno?
>>158509674Not reallyI have no awareness of Borges as a player
>>158509686Kecman type ball machine basically
Ruudgoat
Look out Carlitos, Ruud has been a number two before as well you know
heroic thumbnail
He's gonna be main draw at AO. Amazing
>>158514331pass-arrow lolthat was good one
>>158514331passaro the dutchie pon di lef' hand side
You fuckers even watching the semifinal?
>>158515243the fat mulatto and the weird Dutch tweaker? Sure. Not impressed at the moment.
ASSED
>smelly vs ass
>>158507249i need tennys for my bunghole
>>158513536
SHITTON is getting EXPOSED
So he is already better than Gasquet despite having the same unfortunate build
can't get over how white daddy Shel's jacket id
book, beers, tunes, vape and tenny on the tvwhat a life
Can somebody tell the camera man no to shoot close-ups of Van Assche's focused face? It's scaring the kids.
>>158515919What books?
>>158516026the hungry caterpillar
>Van AsscheeksWtf is this Dutch nigga playing for France?
>>158516026don't want to get spoiled sorry, on the 4th of 4 booksa european literary novel series
LVA has that Lehecka look of having seen the horrors of the Eastern Front firsthand
>>158516092>Can't share books for fear of being spoiled Understandable but bit of a shame desu
>>158516165Who is going to spoil shit? It's not like most of us has read an actual book since, like, the 2010's. What are we going to do, ask ChatGPT to summarize us the ending just to fuck with you? Ah, right. Yeah, anons would absolutely do that. Good point.
>man's asschef
Give Puud your strength \o/
Aw, Van Assche looks so sad. I think. Cannot read that face.
we're not calling him LVA
>>158516205I've been reading more and more lately. Been of a Gothic kick lately.
>>158516433wy not
>>158516205>It's not like most of us has read an actual book since, like, the 2010's.We can tell, Spain anon
razzmatazz /răz′mə-tăz″/noun Excited action or impressive display.
>>158517005The etymology signore?
This and the final are a foregone conclusionfuck my chud life
>>158517135razzmatazz(n.)also razz-ma-tazz, "spectacular, showy, or dazzling quality," by 1908 in vaudeville, by 1917 in reference to jazz music.
Alcarath's shorts are a size too small
dropshooting Ruud to death.
the ruud abides
det er over
Popo - popo - popopo - POPOPOOO!
>>158517627OLEEEEE
>>158488966[spoiler]Inferior genetic hair[/spoiler]
