>Lap:#8610>Countdown to Bunda GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>158479314>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:234>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:244 (243 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 380 (+15)VER: 261 (+25)HAM: 259 (+18)RUS: 250 (+8)LEC: 245 (+12)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 630 (+23)Ferrari: 504 (+30)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 382 (+25)McLaren Mercedes: 365 (+16)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 108 (+2)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 1,263.16 (+82.47)HAM: 976.62 (+62.34)NOR: 955.69 (+66.88)>News:Ocon dropped by Haas for rest of season after rowKimi Antonelli to keep No 12 as champion: ‘Number one has never been a good number for me’Max Verstappen needs "a conversation" with Red Bull engine after "random" engine braking issuesAndrea Stella explains how qualifying destroyed McLaren’s Mexico GP: “We paid the price”Former F1 champions Norris, Verstappen, Hamilton praise Antonelli: ‘He’s made everyone else look sillyLiverpool owner FSG holds talks over buying majority stake in Cadillac F1 team
bambaclart
lonso negative pole? question? this is my bitch
energy drink sport
so chuck is going to be even slower than he already was now
gimisoph
>>158488967both FIDE (chess) and FIA/FIM (motorsports) are IOC-recognized sport associationshttps://www.olympics.com/ioc/recognised-international-federations
YOURE DONE /f1/!!!
>>158488984Mr. Friday morningFP1 merchant
Twinks. Scat. Gaped anuses. Fraudulence. Dogshit. Gooning. Ball stomping. KWABs. Irreversible anal sissification. You may think these things have nothing to do with Formula 1 racing, but you would be wrong. Dead wrong. They have EVERYTHING to do with Formula 1 racing.
>>158489012yes but Ralf and Michael already left the sport
>>158489002How dare you post a golf course without He!
>>158489042gay cunt
>>158489042pink helmet wearing fruitcake
>>158489049
>>158489042he has a music career ahead of him, no sweat
>>158489042what a queer
Who is the LEAST homosexual out of all the drivers on the current grid?
yeah bro team LH fuck leclerc fuck those ferrari customer teams Haas and Cadillac.>>158488827yeah bro nepotism is cool future f1 drivers should all be offspring of previous f1 drivers.
>>158489070Hulk maybe, he's married with a kid and doesn't do a whole lot of social media stuff
>>158489076>Hulk
>>158489073Yes they should.
>>158489076they have these weird gay shenanigans with BOR, not sure I'll pick him
>>158489073>nepotismracing eugenics
>>158489080That's typical Brazilian faggotry, having your pants pulled down doesn't make you the gay one
>>158489073>yeah bro nepotism is cool future f1 drivers should all be offspring of previous f1 drivers.fuck yeah, let's start a selective breeding programImagine if Robin Raikkonen and Lilly Verstappen have a child
>>158489100Don't need eugenics when you have a belt.t Jos
>audi
can't believe they finally cancelled the sand races and replaced it with a aurum double race
>>158489134Yea their engine has by far the biggest turbo, which is bad in the current regs.
did chuck literally just name his kid bianca (white)?wishful thinking
>>158489073>nepotism is cool future f1 drivers should all be offspring of previous f1 drivers
>>158489137SOVL
Jensen butthole
>no mention of charles having became a father todayit's over for him, isn't it?
selective twink breeding programs have been in effect for f1 for many years now. we are starting to see the grim results of this
>>158489002not on my watch
>>158489154Last thread
>>158489154because chuck "the cuck" leclerc is not actually the biological father
>>158489162who could it be now?
>>158489154last thread:>>158488440>>158488797
>Nico Rosberg details everything that went into beating Lewis Hamilton in 2016>“My superpower was preparation. That's the superpower. Because natural talent, Lewis is the goat and the greatest, so I'm not going to beat him with natural talent.”>“So food, first of all, there's body weight. Three hundredths of a second per lap was one kilogram of my body weight. That's two seconds of race time. So one kilogram will make the difference between winning and coming second. That's crazy.”>“My helmet is black because I took the paint off. I'm the only one with a black bare carbon helmet because I went to my helmet manufacturer and asked how much is the paint? They say, well, the difference between raw helmet paint is 80 grams. I was like, well, we're taking it off then. No more paint. And it's all these details. I stopped cycling even though that was my favorite endurance sport and I lost 600 grams from the leg muscles. That's huge. That's more than one and a half hundredths per lap. It's enormous.
>>158489165freddy gong, most likely
>>158489108>Imagine if Robin Raikkonen and Lilly Verstappen have a childWill Jos still be alive by then, to beat it into shape?
>>158489173>“Then I get to Suzuka qualifying in my championship year and I'm on pole by two hundredths. That's the helmet, the leg muscles and one other thing that I did that was pole position. And that is then the world championship also because Lewis finishes third, I get the gap in the points and then world championship. It's like everything is just in the finite details that I managed to add up those marginal gains to make significant improvement and eventually managed to beat the unbeatable Lewis.”>“…In preparation for 2016, two hours of mental training every two days. It was harder than the physical training, harder than going to the gym to stay focused and attention and work through all of that. And it's loads of things. It's meditation, repetition, visualization, techniques to remain present when you feel emotions of fear coming, when you're terrified to mess up and have the world laughing at you because you're leading the race and you mess up the starts. As a driver, you have those fears.”>“…So, with my psychologist, very important for me in my championship year was also never, ever, ever use the word championship in any media conversation. Never engage in, because you would always say, now you're the favorite for the championship, right, Nico? And just deviate the best way for me to perform is to think about next race only. I want to be preparing for next race to win next race. I even said that at the last race, when it was only about the championship. Because it also it comes back at you, and whatever you say is a repetition inward as well.”
>>158489059matthew mcconaughey would NEVER say that to me
Leclerc's WDC
>>158489154Yes, he will never be a champion, he will look back at 2022 and pretend he never cared.
>Bradley Lord reveals Kimi was just a few laps away from retirement in Mexico after a cracked sump left the floor covered in oil, but the engine somehow held on until the finish.
>>158489194i chuckle(clerc)dthis better not be from r/formuladank
the eyes tell a story
>How Kimi Antonelli destroyed George Russell>THE RACESeems the only entertainment left in this season for everyone is trying to make George cry again.
>>158489205Do they not have diapers?
>>158489205they're giving that engine to jorj this weekend
>>158488974terrible thread
Death to m*rcedes, mclel, and everyone born on that paki Island
>>158488974sht thread
Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was that message to Antonelli by Vettel? That was weird as fuck
Should George leave Mercedes? They clearly don't respect him, his car is literally the chinese version of kimi's
>>158489315Secret message saying fuck you for destroying my record.
>>158489315Vettel was high out of his mind from his scat induced twink, donkey and honey ganbgangs up in sw*tzerland.
amx
>Perez and Bottas will be (at least) 24th and 25th in a 22 car championship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpL37CSyGTcGR suspiciously absent from all team celebrationsprobably crying in an ice bath
>>158489351>m*rcedesno thanks
>>158489345Both are exactly at the rear level of their career
minioncore
>>158489205wouldn't have mattered anywaybut seeing chuck and lulu in the cooldown room/podium after that race would've been funny
>>158489366bad wolverine cosplay
>i want yellow team!>here is your yellow team saar>>158489366
>>158489366gasly looks like he's barely containing the suicidal thoughts
>>158489366LiDL chads
>>158489366now make the car the same you fucking cowardswith a bit more blue though
>>158489366>hue grand prix weekend>dressed like Chiquita-branded bananaswow racist much??!!
>>158489384more like IKEA
>>158489398
I shot out a huge amount of Hurup
>>158488985TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>158489366Nah that is Turner Motorsport
BRAZILIAN WOMAN PUSSY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158489364So when is Checo's naked rear end going on a calendar?
the avg brazilian woman>sixpack (from roiding)>big bunda (from working out)>big fake tits (paid by whoring around)>giant clit (from roiding)>tanned >trashy tattoos
>>158489154
>>158489457Some have small fake tits which is weird
>>158489366Can he save Alpine?
>>158489457No. They're angelic qveens actually
>bet $40 on ferrarri and lostfucking hate my retarded life
This is the new Sky F1 "Journalist"Say something nice about her
>>158489498nooooooo is that the wec presenter chick??? FUUUUARRKKKKKK Alexa Rendell????https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEZH542x77s
>>158489504I haven't read her name
>>158488974what happened to red bull racing this season?
>>158489477already discussed >>158489194
>>158489489pretty, pretty good
>>158489522imagine the smell
Kelly's knockers aughhahahaha
My name is George Russell.I may not look like it but in 2026 I was raped by a small Italian man in the streets of Mexico.
>>158489522>driver from sand country>can't take the heat
>>158489394>make the car the same you fucking cowardsBWT wants to know your location
>>158489551mexico was just the final creampie of a season-long rape session
brazil next
>>158489528FuckI'm gonna bash my coworker for this blunder
>>158489571they may be austrian but I don't care for the water merchants
>>158489575calm down Cola, wasn't Baku enough blood for you
>>158489456probably when his trad wife leaves him
he probably had some kind of special thing for his 200th GP in the books too, oh no no no
>>158489600>Flavy Barlais that Briatore's drag persona?
>>158489600oh mon dieu, le kekmerde, croissant, baguette, escargot, putain, quelle heure est-il(that's all the french i know after having it for 11 years in school)
>>158489616>no "omelette du fromage"I'm suspending your old man card
>>158489600a small african village will be happy with their rat200 merch
>>158489630ah shit, forgot about Dexterhave patience, just finished my slave allotted timeMichael Schumacher
>>158489522AL HAMDU LILLAH BISMILLA AMNA
>>158489366Makes me feel somewhat better about my 163 cm height... somewhat
>>158489366Minìoncore
>>158489616pretty good desu
>>158489656>163 cm heightCute OwO
>>158488974why is culoputo on every race poster this yer
>>158489708so the fans don't send 13k death threats to Liberty
>>158489545do you think this was max's face as he gooned inside of kelly and got her pregnant?
>>158488974colapinto's eyes are completely devoid of soul or emotion. just an empty husk
>>158489708ever since the day Franco crashed into Sophia and nearly left her paralyzed, his luck has completely turned around. He became an F1 driver, he keeps popping up in TV commercials, and his face is all over the promotional posters. There's just one more thing that could make his luck even better. The only question is whether he's willing to sacrifice his soul for it.
>>158489205>the engine somehow held on
>>158489708>Spain >Mexico >Brazil >ItalyAll home race, kinda.
If Interlagos isn't a fucking duck pond this year, that's just the cherry on top of the shit sundae this season has been.
>>158489742that is his gooning faceor when he thinks of gooning (always)
>>158489790no rain expected on sunday afternoon
>>158489805
>>158489749he has no soul>>158489710this is not even 1% of what they deserve>>158489762he has no home that jew
>>158489451thought about googling woman penis and posting as a reply
the most broken engine is likely to be in jorge's car(ocon is gone, i can now edit post without repercussion)
>>158489805Shit, you even have a sex day there?
>>158489811>>158489819
>>158489808>gap in rain right as the race is supposed to happenso they've already activated HAARP
>>158489813>that jewToo far, estie
>>158489205woah amazing, so it is like antonelli's championship was earned in a big struggles
>>158489972who does this refer to
>>158489977look closely
>>158489205>making shit up because everyone is sussy at this point
>>158489522WOW SO TOUGH AND POWERFUL
>>158490025BINOTTO?
>Alright guys! In today's Formula One news, it's been reported that Lewis Hamilton has a five inch cock that I would just love to wrap my lips around! Surely that would get his motor going and start reeling in that 2nd postion in the championship.
>>158490025hmm mist be kaja kallas
>>158490097i will go to sleep hppy today not knowing who this is and not giving a damn
You DON'T mess with Laura Müller and get away with it
>>158490097>>158490165I don't care he's reddit and a lazy fuck gay hitler farming patreon money, RPM is the only effjuan jewtoober I will ever watch
the lidl hotdog raped me just like gimi raped george...been sharting out my guts all day...
>redditpoweredmohawk
>>158490321my man yellow russia
>>158489366cockfidence vs cock shame
>>158490370french daddies teach their sons not to be ashamed of their cocksespecially since theyre such good size and all
>>158490395lecuck has penis shame so evidently that doesn't extend to city states.
you can expect a lot more bullshit penalties like the one they gave lecuck last race now that the troon-abdul alliance is in power
>>158490426It's not in power
>>158490321And>redditnoskill>mr reddit >mr reddit's garage >reddit duck>reddit with nonce & poofter>na reddit>reddit windsor>reddit cc>averageredditconsumer>reddit day cafe>yereddit>redditillman>high performance reddit
>>158490097>>158490165>>158490246Alright guys!!https://youtu.be/I1QOZSsjISI
>>158490395can any french anon confirm this cock theory
Guys...guysGuys.Guys listen.I have the best ideguys listenI have the best idea everguysI'll post GIMIguysgimiI'll post GIMIguys listen hereI'll post GIMI... in /f1/
>>158490500who is this man
>>158490500Nice. Thank you for your service.
>>158490502World Champion
>>158490500all hail the last ferrari champion
>>158488974why isn't this >>158488797 in the news. question.
>Be you>F1 driver>You are in front after the first turn>Your team mate attacks you>He is too fast and will certainly overshoot the turn and cut the chicaneWhat would you do?>Show you actually have racecraft, let him go and overshoot the turn and make him give the place back (You end un P1)>Show you haven't learnt anything from your 20 seasons in the sport, sperg out and try to outbrake him, run wide too and cede position to the car behind (You end up P3)
>>158489833Every day is sex day in Brazil
>>158490740fake thread by hamspammerdisappointed you all allowed it to happen againlap count is wrong too
>>158490772How are Italian media treating this incident? Are they blaming leclerc for that desperate move or are they also calling out scamilton for being an idiot and then trying to play politics on the radio for the next 90 minutes?
>>158490772I'd make a rare and uncharacteristic mistake, sending my teammate into a spin, winning the race and apologizing to all the members of the team, factory, and fans worldwide, while I celebrate like I won my first driver's championship.
>Ocon
>>158490772the second one and then whine on the radio the whole race, throw a hissy fit during the red flag and throw my scooter to the ground for my slav- sorry, servant to pick up
grok, why is mercedes purple now ?_?
>>158490772Surely I can just use the media to get my way after fucking up. I'll strategically whine on the radio about being pushed of by my teammate till then.
>>158490246kill yourself
>>158491079to celebrate the victory of the troon-abdul coalition
>>158491104kill me yourself coward
>>158490815Ferrari and Leclerc haters are having a field day. Majority of the media is only GIMI :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>158491040>>158491056>>158491097>>158491124zesty homo gaybois
terrible thread
BIG PROBLEMS I G P R O B L E M S
>>158491207>Lewis when he sees his plane toilet
>>158489173>>158489181bit cringe desuu
>>158491220shut up
>>158491124what in this fucking fuck is thisgay porn shoot?
>>158489173>>158489181>bla bla bla Yet he didn't shave his head. Poser.
>>158489173>Nepocarbabby has to talk himself up to make Shamilton into a not shit driver to make himself feel better
>>158491132>>158491240welcome to nu-F1, where your drivers partake in humiliation rituals and perform thirst traps for faggots and fat fujos online alike to drool about
>>158491079they're purple for an amazing reason
>>158491330they lesbians?
clod, make sure the cars can run in rainy conditions, no mistakes very much please saar
>>158489522
>>158489457
>>158491291shamilton wasn't doing shit; he was fighting the globohomos
>>158491490?
can we skip to 2027 yet
the goblando era was 40 years ago
RIP Colapinto
>Norris himself has candidly admitted that the defense "hasn't been the best," noting that there is a limit to what a driver can extract when the machinery falls off the pace.lol, lmao, fucking kekerinos, ahahaha, what a fucking faggotmeanwhile, max is going to take 2nd place in a 5-way championship battle, him alone dragging RBR to 3rd place in WCC, with the 12th fastest car for 3/4 of the seasonPenelope Kvyat
I thought Hadjar was going to be the next Felipe Massa. What happened?
>>158491650
>>158491673who buys max's clothes for him? The fit on those jeans is terrible
>>158491685yeah, he should take some fashion tips from Lewis
>>158491714Zesty.
rip oconhe may have been a french cuntbut id say he was the last true working class f1 driverrespect
>>158491714this is what the globohomos are talking about when they say jeromes have "aura"
>>158491722>but id say he was the last true working class f1 driverAlonso is literally still on the grid...
>>158491722There's still Lawson, who will last two more races before also losing his seat
>>158491685>who buys max's clothes for him?He does.
>>158491722What about Lewis Hamilton?
>>158491722lewis came straight from the slums of stevenage
>>158491755I don't know if "straight" is the word I would use.
>>158491741he's from the slums bro, not working class
>>158489805>SEX
>>158490456You forgot The Reddit & The Bring Back The Old Reddit
>Leclerc will not race on sundayits so over for him
>>158491786middle class doesnt exist in today's world where the one euro cheeseburger costs 3.2€ so someone living in a million british pound townhouse might as well be a slumdog
>>158491714If you had to wear one of those outfits in public which would you pick. The 4th one is definitely more normal then the rest but i think the 3rd one you could blend into the crowd more even with the bandana hanging there.
You know Hamilton was working class because his dad only owned one holiday home in spain
>>158491879the second one is not entirely embarrassing, just very tacky, could easily use it when hitting the shops
>>158491040>>158491056>>158491097>>158491124hopefully kikeBank will be erased once the credit bubble pops
>Brazil next
>>158491609>I'm gonna do a sharp turn while banking
>>158491990Whats she up to?
>>158491917The fuck am I looking at
>rapist
>>158492029menage trois on the french riviera with dorianne pin and a rich arab
>>158492029>spine tattooshe's a hooah
>>1584917143rd from the right is ok
>>158492099LESBIANS!
>>158492087Wrong gimi
poor rato
what sort of problems we having gentlemen?
>>158492504No V10 vroom problems
>>158492504hebben een serieus probleem.
>>158492504BIG
>>158492209
>>158492504a stiff neck>insert hamilton is deceased pic here
>>158492543Wat Nou?
>>158492504he sneed me af
>not a single emergency sortie today
>>158492504I bought a cheap air purifier and it's super loudnot f1 related because f1 cars are quiet and gay
>>158490456I like Mr Vs videos, they are comfy
Ella Stevens is kinda cute ngl
for me it's whenf1wasreal and ROL
>>158492561uhh wrong thread? Although I understand the problem
>>158492504car feels like its about to cost me money
>>158492661quite a few cute f1a rookies this year but /f1/ only has eyes for alba
how did we feel about toto's email to mercedes saying fgimi is jesus and jorj needs to suck it up and stop being shit
>>158492561
>>158492798I like it
>>158492791She will be expired in a year
>>158492798not bad
Pure sovlhttps://x.com/Nachez98/status/2118106091057799576
>we need more female fans in F1>the female fans: I WANT GAY RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN DRIVERS AND THE DRIVERS CHILDREN
>>158492866lmao
>>158491722
why did Lewis claim Ferrari lost races because Leclerc and Sainz were fighting?from what I can remember every time they were trying to kill each other they were already out of reach for a win
>>158492791Neck needs to be longer.
>>158493040>5'11 vs 6'
>>158493040how will halo protect her
>Toto wrote an internal memo that sounds more like Jorj's suicide letter than praise for Kimi
>>158493062are they visiting russell's grave?
>>158493062SSSLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP
>>158493084nonce garden
>>158493062Maggie's gonna be one fine lady once she's through puberty. Too bad she's already taken.
>>158493091Is this why the little sister is keeping her legs clamped?
>>158493101>she's already taken.She's not..................
>>158493113jej
Who is your favourite Brazilian driver and why is it Piquet?
>>158493130he's a true racist just like me
In 2026...In the sweltering streets of Mexico City...
>>158491124>>158491240>>158491314>Okay, b-boys, could you undo a bit, just a little so I can take photos of your nice, muscular arms.
>>158493062how do you even become a fan of a driver who died in 1994I don't even think NARG's dad is old enough to be a fan of Senna
>ynr the 2023 Mercedes apology letter to fans after the first racehttps://www.mercedesamgf1.com/news/a-letter-to-the-fans
>>158493118>She's notAnon, come on. You can't just ignore the all the sainz.
>>158493062>dude we gotta pay respect to this driver we never met while our PR team snaps photos of us
>>158493141>I don't even think NARG's dad is old enough to be a fan of SennaHe would have been 30 when sennonce died so I doubt that
>>158493062Maggie Antonelli looked delightful--nipples protruding--in her black shirt before Ayrton's grave. Very very considerate.
>>158493062>>158493147>tfw no imoutowhy even live
>>158493141LARPers, all of them, including Lewis who was 9 when the sniper hit
>>158493147There's nothing wrong with healthy sibling and family affection.They are not in a relationship..........................>>158493155MexicANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158493062Mum's taking her bra shopping after
i take no responsibility for the way yall are behaving
>>158493141>how do you even become a fan of a driver who died in 1994Same way people become fans of shitters like Sir Lewis: Sports media tell them that he's "the goat" and that you're supposed to love him.
>stares at you aryanly
>>158493166>They are not in a relationship..........................
>>158493171He's a wop though so surely he would like Schumi instead? None of it adds up
>interlagos>means absolutely nothingepic
>>158493205Actually, it means between lakes.
>>158493197>surely he would like Schumi insteadSchumi only ALMOST died. No grave to visit, and besides, liking dead guys is much cooler.Wait, do the teens still say "cool"? "Dope", maybe?
>>158493062god I am tired of this larpernobody born after 2000 gives a shit about anyone racing in 20th centuryI am still debating who is worse, senna larpers or fangio larpers, but the drivers themselves doing this is extreme second-hand embarrassmentI can't imagine any zoomer footy player from germany, for example, going>yeah bro I respect maradona so much he's like the goat I'll visit his grave and stand there and read his book performatively he's a real role model for menot to mention that prost owns him and that guy is alive
>>158493210Yeah, but the "lakes" in question are as fake as Hamilton's championships. They're man-made reservoirs:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guarapirangahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billings_Reservoir
>>158493190There's nothing sexual about sibling smooches...............
>>158488974
>>158493235>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billings_Reservoir>The project was started by the São Paulo Tramway, Light and Power Company, Limited (a company headquartered in CanadaWhat?
>>158493242What did he mean by this lads?
>>158493230>nobody born after 2000 gives a shit about anyone racing in 20th centuryWait until you hear about this guy named Hitler, or this other guy named Stalin.
>>158493235Well, Interrepresa isn't a kino name for a race track.
>>158493230To be fair, that's because literally no one respects Maradona in Europe. He's mostly known as a fraud and cheater.A better example is Pele, who's generally well-respected, but doesn't have anything comparable to Senna's cult. Thing is, Pele didn't die that long ago, so many active footballers would still have known him personally, so he's more like Lauda.Frankly: I don't think there's a footballer you can reasonably compare to Senna at all. While there are lots of overhyped shitters in football, they don't usually kill themselves on the pitch by being retards during their active careers.
How do we make sure every driver is a literal gigachad who mocks>FIA>Liberty>incompetent designers, engineers & mechanics>female racing drivers>female engineers>female social media PR folks>women in general>le-heckin-epic -type nu-fans>bygone era racing drivers who are praised by people who never saw them racing let alone acknowledged they were only shittersin every single time he's on camera?
>>158493254its not uncommoni think the french own one of out toll roads
>>158493237Don't make me post the handholding pics from last weekend, anon.
>>158493254>canadian tramway companies are building lakes in brazilhmmmm...
>>158493270the two cunts that raped europe vs a decent driver that killed himself because the car he drove was dogshit
>>158492866kek, based
>>158493289Do you guys pay them in coal?>>158493290No.........................................................................................>>158493296I was more joking about there being an equivalence between 20th century figures being idolized.
>>158493328fair, my bad, I am getting george russell'd playing tomb raider legend and taking a break while seething internally
oh, interlagos is in saw pablo?
>>158493062lil sis clearly doesn't get the slurping eitheralso picrel will eventually need an update
>>158493338cupfone would have saved her
>>158493336Been meaning to play those games for a while now, guardian of light looks neat to me. I've also got the Splinter Cell and Hitman games on my backlog.>>158493338>literal smash and grabdude had it down to a science
>>158493338what a lovely country
>>158493338Great technique, all in one swift motion. I gotta apply it someday.
Lily HE
>>158493353ah, remember when poois was a mega-senna fan and his childhood dream was driving for mclaren like his idol?
>>158493401Yes, he even leared Spanish so he could talk to the people of Aryton's country
>>158493401>>158493419lel
>>158493230>nobody born after 2000 gives a shit about anyone racing in 20th centuryi was born in 2001 and am a big fan of lauda, piquet and prost. nu-f1 is faggy pr bullshit. then again, i'm a terminally online neet and a nerd, not an actual racing driver, they usually are fans of drivers from one or two generations prior to their own. for shartonelly, it would make sense for him to be an amxfag, and he kinda is
>>158493440jajajajaja(pronounced zhazhazhazhazha)
>>158493440please tell me this is not real lmao
what kinda problems we gonna have in Brazil?
>>158493440kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkthat's Helmut tier arr spics the same
>>158493499boring race since the rain won't be coming
>>158493493oh it's real alright, 2018/19 I think it wasnot the first or last time hamilkek is a tard on social media
>>158493499Not enough money for all the top tier trannies
>>158490238Rato had messed inside her thoughHe's running away from a career-ending alimony sentence on court
>>158493493You didn't know? https://thesportsrush.com/lewis-hamilton-makes-massive-blunder-of-thanking-brazil-in-spanish/
So as it turns out NARB is shit
>>158493570>qualifies ahead of toto's bum boy>battery doesn't work for the start>sorry jorjhe is being sabotaged
>>158493499some mainstream cattle music faggot trying to sing our anthem of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znif9B-s-cA
>>158493557remember when lewis was a homophobic far-right chud?
>>158493655this is where it all went wrong, his insufferable """activist""" years started not long after this
>>158493600
It's like George isn't fucking trying. P8 in every race
>>158493655>homophobicIt's not as if the nephew was homosexual or trans or some bullshit. Just a little boy dressing up.Sir Lewis wasn't being homophobic here, he was what he always was and still is - on track, on the press tour, in team politics and pretty much anywhere else: An egotistical bully who loves to prop himself up by putting others down. Be it his teammates, his strategists, his mechanics, the "racist" press and fans or (in this case) his little nephew.
Ferrari should fire Hamilton for the all politicking and shit stirring he's doingSack him, put Bearman in that seat for 2027 and move forward
>>158493600it shouldn't come as a surprise, the very first time he drove a mercedes toto also sabotaged him and cost him his first winhe has only himself to blame
>>158493644Michel Teló>>>>>Luan Santanahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSWQolyMZjw
>>158493644>>158493944also>matching digits
>>158493944>>158493644ham dubs
>>158493970he is being gang stalked by hamilton fans
We won.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqIuvz6Z4tU
>>158493944this song was everywhere 13-14 years ago, i fucking hate itf1 related because i fucking hate hamilton, who is an honorary huezilian
>>158493970>OUT OF MY WAY SHITTER
>>158494107I HATE CGI SAU PAUL
>>158494107
>>158494185Caterham 2.0
>>158493185Her name?
>>158494185Literally looks like fucking camouflage. Terrible.
>>158494208Hurup.
>>158494211So the drone strikes miss them
>>158494211well yeah next thing bort gets the wheel snatched>>158493338
>>158494211invisible just like in the races, I don't think there was ever shown an audi overtake on the broadcast in any recent times outside of times where they accidentally in the frame of ferrari and dead bull
>>158491685You are certified gay
>>158493440Why do Brazilians pretend to love this fagot?I thought you guys are white
Listen I may have been born in the dark, but I refuse to be judge by your "standards" /f1/
>>158494211
>>158494317When they race in Brazil it's the Bundaswehr.>>158494294>I thought you guys are whiteLiar
Hurup
RIP Alan Jones
>>158494355>died todayholy shit RIPhe was based
>>158493062>Some people never know this young twink wins WDCWhat did you achieve at 20 years old, /f1/anons ?
>>158494355Ah, yes, the guy everyone always forgets when listing champions. Still more recognized than Nando Lorris or whatever his name is.I assume he must have been more of a celebrity in Australia? Seemed like a nice guy, from what little I know of him. RIP.
>>158493062Ayrton Senna once dated a teenager
>>158494444>>158489644>>158493644>>158493944is the ghost of hamilton in this thread? wtf
>>158494444wasn't dicksucking abduls, for one
>>158494606Okay, but was she his little sister?Because otherwise, Antonelli has a leg up on him.
>>158494451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOWeGXQIBxYYou can give it a listen if you want.
>>158494355RIP. He was too based for modern F1
guac sortie completed successfully
>>158494703>sexually touchingLet me guess: It was a pat on the shoulder?
i fucked upblame it on the guac
>>158494721delet pls
>You too have known loss, and that loss torments you still. You hope hatred might someday replace the pain, but it never goes away. It makes a man hideous, inside and out. Wouldn't you agree? >We both are demons. Our humanity won't return. You. Me. We've no place to run, nowhere to hide. And that's why I'll show you my demon.
>>158489226DEI purple
according to >reddit ocon was fired for this>Apparently he grabbed the shoulder of Komatsu on Saturday after a heated Friday debrief where he accused Haas of deliberately sabotaging him since Malaysia. When on Saturday he went to apologise and explain himself, Komatsu declined to discuss it, and ignored Ocon’s plea and as he started to move away, Ocon grabbed his shoulder to ask him to stay. Apparently that was the final strawlmao>pls don't walk away i want u to not fire me>REEEEE DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME NORMALFAG
>>158494826*cough*
https://youtu.be/fzqOga6hItk
edd
brasil next
>>158493141billions of people are a fan of someone that died 2000 years ago.
>>158494905halo would have saved him
>>158494857look at the trust between the two
>>158494866Mein gott...
>>158489042Based
>>158494873no ocons spotted that
>'If you mess with the bull dont be suprised when things turn red..."
turn red = no contract
>>158494950kisama
>>158495099no mate you've completely misunderstood my metaphor
how did jorg let a kid win FIVE TIMES IN A ROW
>>158494951Even worse with Alonso right there with better hair in his 40s
>>158494887imagine the smell
Everyone's saying that lando is the worst champion ever but missing the fact that fucking piastri lost to that scrub in the fastest car. he makes narb look competent.
RIP
>>158491291How can a 7 time world champion be shit?
>>158495269he's a jobber, should have just taken the Alpine seat and cruised around in the midfield
>>158494355RIP
>>158495411
bummer RIP.
>>158494355ripI recall him doing an interview about PS3 & Lando's fight last year but now I can't find it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjeNDkKH0o
>>158495440>latinx >retard>womanwhy do you watch this?
>>158495440unless you're a strat mommy, opinion into the trash.
>>158490097Is it Sergey Sirotkin?
>>158493171>>158493283to that point the senna slurp sports media, paints him as this historical educational figure that everyone needs to go back and study because he represents the "ideal" racing driver and ideal racing driver mentality almost more for the sports psychology aspect. I don't know if there's a footballer that everyone goes back and studies the same way or is forced to learn about.
>>158495411that's a man
>>158495465lel, I thought the same thing at first glance
>>158494887Why is he losing so much of his fat?
>>158495449She's a med not a latina.
There's plenty of room in the corners for 2 cars, fag1babies don't even try to race each other.
>>158495256The smell of what?
>>158493473Senna was more based than Prost.
>>158495515ozempic is a disaster for humanity
check my cosplay niggai got ferraris too kunos shill
>>158495517arr rook same>>158495531hebephilia is bad
Zac wasn't even this cringe when Lando won
>>158495522The room that they're in, I figured that was obvious
>>158495590>extremely cliche business/sports quote>didn't just X, he Y>1, 2, 3 structureDid this nigga TvTv write this shit with AI?
>>158495431Don't they mostly post uniform-girl fapbait on social media? Pretty sure that lots of people are subscribed to them for that reason.Not Stroll, of course. Girls don't do it for him like genocide does.
>>158495600SEVEN screencaps btw
>>158495612Holy yapathon@grok, summarize ts
Brasil next>Look out for Hamilton saying it's his home race because he's (((brazilian)))
>>158495630mira....
>>158495293by constantly benefiting from bullshit penalties like the one they gave leclerc last race
>>158495643mira who
>>158495684blue board.... i cant say more..
The original dirty driver.He did it to Schumacher everyone thought it was normal Schumacher started doing it to everyone else and then they eventually had to make rules for it.
the lando norris has become lost media
>>158495692
What would Frank "the Wank" Williams think of the modern Williams team?
>>158491040>>158491056>>158491097>>158491124>Mercedes are into piercing
>>158495684Geometry
You go to the dealership but you never cop nothin
>>158495612Nobody reading allat chatgpt ahh email
the plants in brazil are preparing for Hamilton's arrival
>>158480850like they doing with houthis lol?
>>158489205le ebin underdogs fighting with scraps from last year
kino
>>158494185>>158494317Prepare for SURPREIS ANSCHLUSS.
>>158495896His dad had to work 3 jobs for Kimi to have enough fuel to finish the GP
>>158492785*ahem*NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
Blows my mind that many drivers just stop racing completely after they retire from F1.Vettel flirted with WEC but nothing came of it. Ricciardo had offers from at least Formula E, Indycar and NASCAR but rejected all of them. Bossberg became a YouTuber/pundit/investor/dad. Eddie Irvine became a luxury real estate developer in Florida (but drove one historic race in recent years).
>>158496043Vettel is supposed to be at the race of champions in wellington next yearHe will be competing against spectator killer Hayden Paddon
>>158496043Nobody likes a has been.
>a man called haydengayden
>>158496043Same reason footballers retire, you have given 110% since you were old enough to drive a cart, now you are pushing 40 and it's time to cash out and retire. Guys like Button recently driving in WEC are just doing it for the love of the game, for the rest of them the fire is no longer there. If you do try to keep pushing you end up like Cristiano Ronaldo, just slowly withering away while you turn into a laughing stock.
>>158496108Messi retired to the minor leagues to beat up on scrubs
>>158496132He retired to the minor leagues to make outrageous money, unless I'm getting him mixed up with Beckham, Ronaldo, etc
>>158496143Yeah I think they even gave him ownership shares
>>158496108Way more common for F1 drivers to race something after retiring.
>>158496043Vettel and Ricciardo second half of careers were one big humiliation ritual, I say it burned them out of the competitive racing. I expect the same to be the fate of old George, as it's currently going.
>>158496153That's for the love of the game, they don't need the money, and in the case of Vetlel the fire had gone out in like 2019-2020.
>>158494873>rape face>his mission is to weaponize rape, using a "rape parasite" developed by he himself, after he grew up in a country without any rape, and felt disenfranchised>now he is taking his angst out on the world, attacking any nation not committing frequent rapela creatividad, steve job de videojungos
>>158496177Vettel mostly quit racing because he bacame a father and wanted to spend more time with his family.There's no risk that's going to happen to Gorge Rushle, even after he fully grows out of his twinkdom.
>>158492785Will he spin it tomorrow?
the amount of trannies getting piped in brazil must skyrocket this whole week since F1 is in town.which F1 drivers most likely are hiring trannies to gape or get gaped by?
>>158496202Kinda true, but Vettel became a father the exact same year he stopped being a World champion lol, and he did plenty of years in F1 after that and they were a failure
>>158495449i like her face, but needs to eat something, has no body at all
>>158495590i also watched that episode of the sopranosgive it to them sunshine
>>158489366makes me want to smoke a Camel
>>158496218>>158496224
>>158496235lets leave it in morning
>>158492798is that one of those generic F1 game liveries?
>>158493062good larp
>Brazil nextThe only country where the trannies are more attractive than the women
>>158496255negro you gay
At Brazil Bearman will already have his 5th teammate in F1 after less than 50 races.
>>158496255>Forecast says dry raceGonna be even more boring than Monaco.
>>158496264In comparison, Hamilton has had a total of 6 teammates and this will be his 400th GP.
>>158496269that really shows he was in a top team right from the start.
>>158496273Also he never was that much better than his teammates so they never got replaced, except for Kovalainen maybe.
>>158496267Look on the bright side, if it was rainy they would just suspend the race because
>>158496264>his 5th teammate in F1 after less than 50 racesI wonder how many teams of races have mated with him.
>>158496217You could argue that Vettel stopped focusing after becoming a father, but it also happened to coincide with Newey/RB completely shitting the bed on the new regs and the Mercedes dominating the field. That probably did more to him in terms of lost motivation.And calling the 2017 and 2018 seasons a "failure" is completely dismissing what a gigantic feat it was to actually mount a realistic challange against that Mercedes during those years, in a Ferrari no less. He also became the statistically third-best Ferrari driver ever during those years. And his final stint at Aston Martin, where he helped develop the car from the very back of the field to a solid midfielder, also wasn't a failure given what the car was capable of.Either way, when F1 drivers quit, their families almost always play a huge part in that decision. That also explains why Alonso and Hamilton still compete, despite being way over their zenith - let's see what Alonso will do now that he's a father.
>>158496267when it was rainy in brazil alpine did well, f1 won't allow that to happen again
>>158493401At least Hamilton saw Senna race in F1.>>158493062That's it, I'm rooting for Russell comeback arc now.>>158493230>>158493283It's like some NHL player born in 2028 visiting the grave of Gordie Howe for crying photos and reading Howe's biography while wearing Howe merch in addition to yearly Howe tributes on ice.
>>158493062F1 drivers admire Senna, DtS wikipedia stat fans admire Prost
>>158496297>F1 drivers admire SennaBit difficult to do that considering he's been 6 feet under for about 30 years now.
>>158496304You can admire dead people. Lots of people admire dead painters as well.
>>158496308>Lots of people admire dead painters as well.Sounds preposterous to me.
>>158496313>>158496313>>158496313
>>158496314
>>158489173Sponsored by barilla.I bought some barilla.Doesn't taste any different than the Thailand or Turkey made spaghetti.
>>158504833>Doesn't taste any different than the Thailand or Turkey made spaghetti.It's not about the taste, it's about texture and surface. The brand indeed doesn't matter, but pay attention to two things: You'll want to make sure your pasta contains a good amount of durum wheat semolina (otherwise they'll lack firmness and become slimy) and were pressed "al bronzo" (to roughen up the surface and make sure that sauces can stick to the pasta).
