Election editionPrevious >>158442147
ALABAMA ORIOLES!
Until owners take the CBA seriously, we can't have baseball
>>158491677what does cock and ball abuse have to do with baseball? go yankees btw
Until /mlb/ takes cubs girls seriously, we can't end the girlcott
>mfw girlcotting incel freaks
It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rap4C8w4hkw
Now that the dust has settled, were Brewers REALLY the best team?
>>158491691get out the picket signs cause I think the cubs are a JOKE
>>158491726They couldn't get the guy somewhere to take a couple quick pics? They had to pull the trade deadline move of photoshopping him into a new jersey?
>spend 30 years blowing out pitchers' elbows>win 1 single world series with a group of cheaters>get put in the HoF because you're black
How come baseball teams don't play like it's October everyday?
>>158491772that there is, was, and ever will be
test
Royles winning the world series and then dropping a learjet on ya head
reminder that only pussy faggots and physically weak old owners want a salary cap. the players would never GO DODGERS
>>158491814wb
18th for the CBA somehow keeping this manlet rat from ever going on the air again
>>158491772>went 11-2 in the playoffsyeah that's a pretty good teamnot as good as say the dodgers, yankees, mets or cubs but still pretty good
>>158492102Per the new CBA every club must feature at least one postgame interview with Ken per week.
anus
dodgers
>>158492230dave roberts family sure knows how to party
I gatsta have it.... I gawtta
>>158491772Brewtroids are the KWABOYY!
ballplayer's
winky coming in hot with the new 'mick!
>>158492693it's actually an incredibly old one. i'm just that old and uncreative ;-)
I need to be taken for a spin...
>players: we will never give you cap>owners: please? We'll give you a hot dog
I need to be bayd, until I plead for more baw.
>>158492792*spins you*
>>158492693It’s worth looking into, for ballplayers.
>>158492888somebody get this guy another 8!!
>>158492792>>158492855
>>158491782That costs time and money. We live in the age of AI, please keep up.
>>158492950yeah just like it was ushered in back in 2021. and in 2022. and in 2023. and in 2024. and in 2025...
Gaw...guhk...ngh...
>livvy wont age well-ACK
>>158493152any lewds of her mom?
>>158493188no. and don't call me mom, that's weird
>>158493152She fucked me
>>158493152Mogged by Yelichs mom
>>158493388mommy
>>158491661Fat fuck
>>158493439Do you think she still breast feeds him?
>>158493486No
>>158493486i do not. i do not think that, no.
>>158493152looks like Summer Vixen
>>158493486
>>158493486n-no
Scooby Doo I need you!
>>158491772when they repeat this year, they'll be remembered as the best team of all time, especially since they defeated the evil salary cap
>>158493486No, why would a thirty something year old man still be breast feeding?
>>158493720dunno. ask your dad.
>>158493188shes not for lewd
>>158493785i look like this and post here
>>158493808We need got-any-pics-of-her-shitting-or-pissingspie now more than ever
>>158493821don't be crass, anon
>>158493842fuck you
>>158493785Literally the prototypical Aryan Übermensch. Hitler would've dropped to his knees and begged him to breed Eva Braun in a heartbeat.
>>158494021I dont think mutts were part of the ubermensch
>>158493883where is aaron ashby ?
We need got-any-pics-of-her-shitting-or-pissingspie now more than ever
>>158494269This is just looking at the bats. Points to Chourio, Pratt, and yes even Ashby as probably more deserving of the WS MVP award.
Rumours swirling that the stove is heating up. Stay tuned.
*grabs you by the neck*
>>158494342No. Fuck off.
>>158494295seriously though it really should be contreras
Friendly reminder that the cubs killed mike ditka one day before he would have gotten to see the white sox eliminated
how to break the cubbie girl currse?
>>158494500Burn one in effigy
>>158494347dad?
>>158494710yum
>>158494624A scrappy white outfielder would have caught that
>>158494861you just know
>>158494347back the fuck off!?!?
I'm going to larp as a rockies fan next season, so no one can call me a band wagon when they make it to the NLCS next season
>>158494920i too sometimes larp as a rockies fan. welcome aboard
>>158494920You did it this year too thougheverbethyname
>>158494997>thougheverbethynameImagination turns to fantasizing to the action of which will then playout
Play me out boys
>>158494920The rockies have the likeable aura the cubbies think they have.
>>158495115I’m a Rockies lifelong and I think the cubs are more likable tbqh
We all love larping as Rockies fans!
>>158495098https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
HEY DINGER!
>>158495115You don’t have to put someone down to bring someone up. Not everything you post here has to be negative. Were all here together, might as well try to treat each other with kindness or at the very least be pleasant
>>158495143
>>158495174honestly, i'm sorry
everybody fucking RELAX
I’m going to a “hook up bar” to try and hook up with some hot babes. Have fun here losers
>>158494624my new manager makes that play
>>158495193thanks, i will
>>158495193We have more and hotter babes here though
>>158495193its "try to"
Pat Murphy didn't have to apologize to my Yankees (Go Yankees).
cubs lied people died
>>158495361Cubs won.
>>158495282Ma’am I can see your nipples
>>158495365won the dumb team that got swept award
>>158495373Cursed. Enjoy your curse.
Gaw
Vote Turang for the platinum glove to restore the truth and honor with recognizing real generational defensive players. Forever fade PCA, he is a fraud and commits the most errors of all center fielders.
>>158495373the girlcott just got ten cubbie gals stronger
I don’t think our paco friends are handling their teams demise well
kek chuds got btfo
>>158495633Hey we’re hurtin’ here asshole, can’t you see that?
>>158495637https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW-0kbIcf1E
>>158493785This is a robot with a rubber mask
everybody calm down
kek
everyone go to bed immediately
I’m so sick right now bros and there’s nary a stove to keep me warm :(
>>158495633They lost. Bigly.
>>158495585based LA chads
>https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ProTc68FfFg&si=2mi4_Lga5gDs4G4jThread theme while we wait for spring training, I think.
chusd kek
chusd kek!
>>158494920I haven't been given a single reason to dislike the rockies, they seem like a fun bunch and dinger is a top 5 mlb mascot to me
>>158494473he swung btw
>>158495282Absolutely disgusting
>>158496645why are you even alive?
Cub-em tho
Being a Mets fan has turned me into a cuckold, slave, servant boy, French maid, sissy and fucktoy for my strict, VERY maso Dominatrix who is a big Yankees fan so She usually just walks around Our/our place in just black thigh boots with the Yankee logo on the top of each, and Her matching black Yankees hat & bullwhip
>>158494920Welcome to the Walmart Alliance
>>158496726The poster’s barely disguised fetish
>>158496726>just black thigh boots with the Yankee logo on the top of each, and Her matching black Yankees hat & bullwhip>no strap-onngmi brother
>>158494861>Jeter in Alex Rodriguez FieldHumiliation ritual
>>158496870Recker on the board!!!!
Gay mets lad
Why don't men ask me out? Do they not like enthusiastic cubs fans?
>Doyerpacos just elected a poojeeta for mayor
>>15849741621
>>158497502>worst assdo timmies really?
>>1584974164
How do we get the Saudis interested in baseball so that arab oil money flows into MLB?
>>158497592see>>158493821
I feel like most of /mlb/ is just posters responding to themselves
>>158497627I'm gay, go Mets btw.
>>158497627>>158497630samefag
>>158497633>turning on a VPN to respond to yourselfPathetic
>>158497636>>158497633>turning off a VPN to reply to yourself
>>158497627>>158497630>>158497633>>158497636>>158497643All me btw
>>158497644this is psychotic
>>158497636>>158497643>>158497644this is portugal on a vpn btw
>>158497644I do this. Btw I'm Alysa Liu
Can I get my own MLB franchise? I'm tired of supporting NYC or Philadelphia teams.
>>158497760The Atlantic City Padres!
Can I get my own MLB franchise? I'm tired of supporting NYC or Boston teams.
>>158497775You have college hockey or whatever.
>>158497775You have the whal… oh wait
>>1584974164 > 26 > 21 > 7 > 9
>>158497667whoa
>>158497760Just put the pork roll on the kaiser roll lil bro
>>158497760>>158497775TWO Middlesexes?
>>158497855Stephen no please, don’t hurt him!!
Can I get my own MLB franchise? I'm tired of supporting Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Louis, Cincinnati, Cleveland, or Detroit teams.
>>158497878Nigga, you're getting da Burrs and White Sox.
The Terre Haute Cubs!
brewers cheated
THE NORTH CAROLINA ORIOLES!
>>158497775What do you do in middle of sex?
THE QUEBEC ASTROS
>>158497977*Le Colt 45s
>>158497667:D...:DDD !!
>>158497943no...NO!
They should move the Mariners to Oregon
So which teams are not moving?
>>158498005As much as I'd like to shave 4 hours off the drive, there's nothing to recommend moving the M's to Oregon.
>>158498005*grabs you*
YOUR TILLAMOOK MARINERS
>>158498030whoa
>>158498030>Gets the Mariners into the world series the first year after they moveThat's what Tillamook cheese does. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't cheese
>>158498002Nta anon, but I prefer the NASHVILLE ORIOLES.
>>158497943>>158498064What about this owner makes you believe that he would betray the city he grew up for a few extra bucks?
Portland Mariners!
Did you guys know on the 18th the Medford city council is meeting to discuss the possibility of upgrading some of the local fields to meet MiLB standards and lure the Emeralds away from Eugene?
im teh cheese fren
>>158498115Cheese?
I feel like half this genny is just posters from Oregon.
>>158498124Mcminnville chad here
cheese?
>>158498133I have been to your winco AND McMenamins.
>>158498124In my heart I am from Oregon
>>158498156Doyarhectors be saying things.
>>158497964So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin' again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute, honey." He goes out and he smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and says, "Hey, what's the matter with ya? You're screwin' just like a Chinaman!"
I look lumber jack as fuck pure Oregonian ancestry
So funny that everyone tacitly accepts that the Brewers cheated but no one will do anything about it because they beat the Cubs who people unfairly hate
I'm a girl, an Oregon girl!
>>158498199They should have cheated more, PCA doesn't deserve an MVP.
>>158498205And here he just straight up admits it. Unreal.
Fuck Oregon. PNW sports teams should move to Idaho once Seattle's and Portland's economy collapses.
>>158498214When you're a small market they let you do it.
>>158498220Spudheads getting uppity!
>>158495585LA runs this board
>>158498153Based, but I fucking hate McMenamins. I'm more of a Blue Moon or Heater Allen guy
>>158498243cajun tots tho
damn sausage girl cursed my doyers and turned them into a laughing stock...
>>158498250Yes those are good and the buildings they find are neat, but service is always slow and their beer sucks
Dodgers didn't even lose; the Brewers were cheating!
cheaters never prosper and the brewers won the WS.
>>158498076YOUR ISRAEL ORIOLES
>>158498243For me it’s the Edgefield theatre
Oregon chads run this genny
>>158498377>>158498416bussy
>>158498386Based
>>158498386Female flavor….
>>158498451Sea salt honeycomb toffee is the goat flavor.>>158498474Umm… I’m literally a girl though?
>>158498386Your Govna is a dyke and divegrass is the #1 sport in your state. Why should I take you seriously?
poodres kek
I'm a Dodgers gal and the poodres give me the ick
>>158498539You shouldn’t, this is a Cambodian wood bat league shitposting forum and I’m not even from Oregon originally.
damn dancing girl cursed my mariners and turned them into a laughing stock...
>>158498548>non localsWhat about all the military fags that migrated to that shit hole from the 70s to the 2000s?
BUFFALO METS
SAN ANTONIO YANKEES
Give me one reason my Mariners shouldn't want Alec Bohm.
>>158498707Mommy and daddy issues
>>158498714He's a free agent, he doesn't have to give the money to them anymore.
IT'S TIME FOR UTAH MARINERS BASEBALL. BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST LATTER-DAY SAINTS.
DA BRANCH DAVIDIAN METS BABY!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO WAIT TILL 2028 TO WATCH REAL BASEBALL AGAIN THIS IS ALL SHOHEI OHTANI'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS OF MISSISSAUGA
THE CHICAGO CUBBIES!
>>158498837This is truly psychotic
>>158498511*tech decks over your pussy*
>>158498580post the ai version
Skubal kek
the ai version
Modest Mouse is originally from Chicago
>>158497760No, you shall forever be the land bridge between New York and Philly games
>>158498873Built to Spill too
Why does he hate Muslims and think they are trying to install sharia law?https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/blue-jays-respond-anthony-santanders-184151461.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAALA6y4_Th6MnGPKAla4BHlSc60xmLduVfwVM-GH-elsn9c9xQKZ-Q5WbBBp48nAFls7MhjIrYZANpFW0IKfS8K1vwcT_QGRBZwyxWIiZ7usPID9RtlhaPP4u-pxgkFB2coB7XzoBElCh8yJFDZqVgYLEiK_hy9KvKsGAGrZaV8OI
I don't think I can make it through the long, cold, lonely winter, bros
It's long past time for the MLB to have its first truly great African American player. I'm just not sure that Aaron Judge can rise to the occasion...
>>158499015Maybe you just need a cubs girl to cuddle up with?
>>158495206what ballpark is that? looks kinda cool
>>158499010Sounds like he got pwned like a noob by his fear mongering algorithmic echo chamber
>>158499010I thought all the Hindus in Canada would like this
>>158498873>>158498881Fallout Boy as well https://youtu.be/55Sl4DRq3GA?is=7doy3swhQjjfl69-
we here for the bossa money
The 1990 Oakland A's was literally a super team with a HoF manager, yet they got swept by the Cincinnati Reds that year in the World Series. Care to explain /mlb/?
>>158499071Reds cheated
>>158499071Pete Rose fixed the 'eries.
>>158499059Fallout Boy, you say?
>>158499144They named the band after radioactive man’s sidekick thoughever.
look, all's I'm sayin' is that if the jewish mafia could fix the world series once, who's ta say they couldn't do it again?
Be ready for the cubbie blue wave next year!
More like a Cubs girl bukkake wave heh
>>158499240sorry I hate to be the one to do this but the proper japanese is "bukkake tsunami"
>>158499253When I was a young lad of about seventeen my friends and I had a power violence band that I wanted to call Bukkake Cuisine, because it sounds nice phonetically and is also degenerate and disgusting. Our singer and guitarist voted no and stalemated it because they didn’t want their parents to know they were in a band called Bukkake Cuisine. Fucking pussies, I hadn’t thought about that in a long time.
>>158498548I'm more annoyed the "make it easier to build things without 20 years of environmental reviews/lawsuits" prop failed. This shit is why we don't have a high speed rail and why our hopeful NBA/NHL Stadium keeps getting delayed even though voters literally approved it getting made. The Sails and Gulls would've legitimately been in the running to become official teams by now if we got it done when it was supposed to be
>open youtube >click on baseball poll>somehow griffey is winning vs mantle in a landslide>top comment says mantle was better because he won rings>reply says rings don't matter because the best hitter of the last 50 years, tony gwynn, didn't win
>>158499328This is why I only discuss baseball on reddit
>>158499328Literally all true
>>158499325Fuck off, a new Sports Arena would bring more traffic that no one wants.
>>158499350The housing in the area that was already being packaged with it would minimize traffic because many of the people who commute to work in that area would more than likely be able to move there depending on the rates those places go for. Besides, the voters still overwhelmingly approved building it, so trying to after the fact be like "NOOOO PLEASE CHECK ENVIRONMENTAL CODE 1237812498Q798 FROM 1979, THIS ONE SENTENCE HERE TOTALLY SAYS THAT IF YOU CAN'T BUILD HERE IF I COMPLAIN ENOUGH" is just annoying and literally nobody agrees with you. The only reason the prop failed is because people saw "lessen environmental reviews" and assumed it means "we're gonna build a freeway in your neighborhood and put sewage plants inside of your suburb"
>>158499223I cursed the Republicans before the election.>>158499240Cursed. Enjoy your curse.
I want to visit Japan and have sex with Puro Yakyū beer girls
>>158499384>we're gonna build a freeway in your neighborhood and put sewage plants inside of your suburbyou say that like municipalities aren’t already building data centers in residential neighborhoods that are loud as shit because some sloppy ai fag paid them off. Fucking retarded poodre dorofag moron.https://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/2026/05/residents-sue-michigan-data-center-over-excessive-noise.html
>>158499427why don't beer/craft brewing cities like Milwaukee or San Diego do this for their baseball games? Instead people just walk around with giant coolers with a bunch of cans.
>>158493799Unstoppable Royles. Our year
status
>>158499511stove: coldmy loins: hot
>>158499511go on without me bros…
>>158499459>Instead people just walk around with giant coolers with a bunch of cans.it's more cost efficient that way and requires less maintenance
>>158497878You had a National League franchise and you let it get away.
>>158499555checked
nice cut
>>158497878you're getting the hammond bears in a couple years
>>158499683Hammond you blithering idiot
>>158491643Who is this Wasian in OPs pic?
Holy shit, I had a scary nightmare. The Padres won the World Series against the Yankees in New York. I turned on the TV with a breaking news update that the team plane crashed killing everyone on board.
>>158499792Baltimore Orioles super fan Alysa Liu
>Anon, you have to come to terms with the fact that you're making this all up. She's not an Orioles fan, she doesn't even like baseball.>I think it's time we upped your medication
>>158499828
>>158499792>>158499828she threw a first pitch at busch stadium (in real life)
>>158499878She's moved on to bigger and better things
>Liu posting>vtuber posting>anuspostingIf we get locked out, I think I might kms instead of staying here
>>158499940pfma
>>158499940Suicide is illegal.
>>158499940someone has to mind the stove
>>158499940
>>158498881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PWeWi9k74c
song of the year dropped??https://vocaroo.com/19afK3m6YunY
>>158500360kek
>>158499940it's /hoc/ season tho
>>158500360Kek
I could suck a mean one rn
>>158500456I flipped the game on last night just in time to see the turnover and game winning shot.
>Don't care about sport>sweep GOAT teams with 3x your payroll in an empty stadium which looks like you stole it from a local circusbased floridaand based leadheads for raping and gaping doyerpacos and poodrepacos kekaroo
look at this retardjust look him
you speak the language of NYC and the east coast though, in fact it's against the rules to speak socal here.
>>158500360one day ill make you guys a song without using ai
>>158500581brewers cheated
>>158500645one sweet day...
>>158500645the machines are better than us tho
>>158500662nah its all soullessshitty human music will always reign supreme, just like the soul of a ms paint drawing
>>158500649lead induced brain damage is not cheating
>>158500662no they aren't and you are literally subhuman if that's what entertains you. like your life is worth quantifiably less than mine.
>>158500614The complacent man. Not the old Yankee standard.
>>158500703who said anything about finding it entertaining? the technical ability and lack of having to invest the time to create it are still undeniably impressive.
>>158499459The Kansas City Royals of Kansas City were doing that over a decade ago.
Ya gawtta pound me
>>158500748*orders food from drive thru*>wow im a great chef! this is impressive!
C _ _ _ _ _ _ N _ _ _ _ _ _ A _
>>158500854Category is “headlines from a month from now”
>>158500748>lack of having to invest the time to create itthis is what's wrong with so many of you faggots. you just want things to consoom. you want more products. art, music, film, etc are about the creative process. why the fuck would you want to watch or listen to something that was just algorithmically-generated with no thought or emotion or intention behind it? there's nothing impressive about that. you are completely unensouled.
>>158500853I find the creative peeps the most highly stimulating beings to be around and don't enjoy the anxieties the machines have brought to us in this age. I have snide takes regularly also. rn I feel calm about shit.>>158500888checked, and read above. lick my scrotum if it's not enough for you.
>>158500897I like you
>>158500921I enjoy your presence here also
just got the ick lads
aussiebro is alright
>>158500854CubsCubnie!Cubsyay!
what is the genny's consensus on giving those cubbie bears a chance?
>>158500985Brewers don't approve, Holy White Sox condemn them.
>>158500854Cubs Signed Skubal!
I've made the transition from Cubs girl to Blackhawks dead-ender.
i won't give those cubbies a chance... I WON'T!!!
bootlicker bros...https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/50392405/joe-west-4-other-ex-umpires-sue-mlb-retirement-plan
Mina Kimes > Alysa LiuFight me niggas
>>158500888ai is an instrumentthe thought, emotion, and intention is in the prompt
>>158501107Mina fucks white dudes. Alysa on the other hand fucks browns. Plus she's a Gi*nts fan. Just gross.
>write a song, give it emotion. make no mistakes
>>158501107lee hyunseo > both
>>158500977Correct!>>158501061Correct!
>>158501107I would have more in common with Mina but Alysa probably has a wetter sloppier pussy
I gatta have it...
>>158501134back to >>>/mu/ gaylord
>>158501074hubba hubba
>>158501160they're /mlb/ approved
>>158501180only by one faggot mest incel freak (you)
>>158501193do not bad mouth my bud
>>158501107We don't allow gays in /mlb/
>>158501309Anon you know Alysa is like queer or something gay like that right?
>>158501343No that's Amber (confirmed cubs girl). Isabeau is the whore (confirmed Phillies girl). Alysa is perfect (confirmed as my wife)
>>158501180That's a man
>>158500645Hey the Peff Jassan Lofi was not AI >:(
>>158491652why are women like this?
>>158501504link it
>>158501611>why are women?
It's cold. It's dark. There's a long winter ahead. And there's no baseball.
>>158501504it's true, and I approve this message
cringe Jōmon vs Yayoi
>>158501615https://vocaroo.com/1clP7JhCbqJg
approve this bussy
>>158501371does that one bitch have a dead tooth
>>...issue arises from the dual ancestry of the modern Japanese people, namely the Jōmon and the Yayoi. The Jōmon were hunter-gatherers, but then the Yayoi show up from the Korean peninsula around 300 BCE bringing wet rice cultivation and bronze tech. But here’s the thing: it’s not a simple replacement. They start fucking. Thus the genetic admixture starts. The Ainu? Mostly Jōmon descent. Ryukyuans? Also higher Jōmon ancestry. Modern Honshu Japanese? Roughly a 10:90 Jōmon-to-Yayoi ratio. And then you’ve got the Kofun period elites forming the Yamato state, which is when continental influence really ramps up...
>>158501747I think the two fronts are crowns that they didn’t shade properly
>>158501717sovl, think I remember talking to the creator anon last yearI have wanted to do something with the vocal from the cubs song but will wait until I find something else a bit more workable
>>158495565>>158495404>>158495406kek seeth ya little witch!
>>158501865just record your own
doyers kek
>>158502012aaaaaand double cursed. enjoy your two curses
>>158502012kek
>>158502285cursed.
I'm giving those cubbies a chance....
Move the Cubs to Nashville.
>>158502430cursed>>158502371charmed
>>158502430an unironically psychotic image...
>>158502070but aussies sound like faggy americans...
>>158502371charm-em!
>>158502503stop being chinese and you won't have that problem
>>158502503source?
>>158502573>stop being Chinese never.
Will MLB players have the option to play in other professional baseball leagues during the lockout, or are they basically just forced to sit on their asses and play with their cock/balls until a deal is reached among the owners?
>>158502430Left is a cunt. Needs rape correction. Right is a genuine girl!
>>158502595I just know she has a penis
as a result of the brewers' world series win, i am officially announcing that me and my boyfriend juan are going to engage in the most OBSCENELY gay act of all time.i'm talking about shit that sodom and gomorrah would have destroyed US over. and i know how much that pisses off you flyover cheese eating lardasses.if you so much as interact with a person who has heard of our exploits, it will make you instantly vomit. if you dare read an account of what we've done, you will be immediately stricken with AIDS.tampa is the GAYEST city in america. honey we are the new san francisco and fuck what you heard otherwise girlfriend.so enjoy your world series "victory" you frozen meth addict hicks, cause me and my boyfriend juan will be living it up in sunny paradise making history while you try to find your fat pasty blonde wives' holes while drunk.
>>158502595Theoretically they can play elsewhere but practically few are willing to risk their health and value playing in second rate leagues. Maybe some more fringe guys go to Japan/Korea this year?
The salt lake Oklahoma /Hocmlb/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158502573im not chinese!
>>158503073what are you laughing at, ChuckleFuck?
>>158503124cubs got SWEPT!!!
>>158502961SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>158503139oh okay that is pretty funny KEK
It's just the major leaguers that go on strike oddly enough. Minor league systems still play ball because they have a separate CBA contract that is due Dec 1 2027.
>>158503073>>158503139>>158503150cursed
>>158503178For me, it's the Everett AquaSox, the best High A ballclub.
dumb teams like the stankees and doyers
Anal Fudge
>>158501107A man of taste. But lets please not throw any shade toward alysa.
>>158503605
>>158498220>He typed from a Spokane clinic
Are the players still being paid even if there is a lockout?
>>158504048no
>>158504094What about the mascots?
>>158504135They got laid off
>>158502595>>158502818Doala is waiting for the players with his asshole spread wide open
>>158504135they're tugging on my dick as we speak...
>>158504197>>158504203
>>158504135resorting to onlyfans
The Skubal Stare
>>158504249i make this face and post here
>>158504325we're yiffing so hard rn ;)
I'm going to miss EDP445 ranting about baseball.
https://x.com/tylerkepner/status/2118484878337695833
>>158504526They filmed some show at Wrigley this year during the game
>>158504526The Mets should just roster them for real, atp what's the worst that could happen?
what are other hobbies I could get into quickly that are not baseball in order to prepare for the lockout? something useful, nothing gay or weeb
>>158504526for me it's josh mcwhirter
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>>158504594homosexual blowjob giving (in anime girl outfit)
>>158500879>>158504599
>>158504606CubsFoundComplictInCheating Scandal DatingBackTo 2016
>>158504594Assuming you have all the normie life skills / habits like cooking and working out maybe you could get into birding I just missed the window to get into it this year but I’m definitely going to next summer/early fall
doggie doos kek
>>158504599BACKPACKBREADSETTINGSFINDBORDERBANQUETSHARECOUNTRYINTHEBARBARIZE
>>158504621None of that is correct (or even truthful as if you care)
>>158504594brazilian jiu jitsu
>>158504646“THE” is correct
>>158504603Gay>>158504635Don’t know what birding is but sounds gay>>158504653Super gay you touch dudes all the time
>>158504594Try growing something indoors over the winter.
>>158504670Birding is where you look for birds out in nature. It’s especially cool during the migratory season because you get to see birds you wouldn’t otherwise see. There are some really cool looking birds out there. Its probably not enjoyable if you don’t like the natural world though
>>158504599CUBSOWNERSHIP FLEES COUNTRY AS CHEATING SCANDAL ROCKSNATION
>>158504202What an asshole.
>>158504599CHICAGO MLBTEAMCAUGHT CHEATING USING MAGNETSSTILL LOSESSAD!
>>158504674>Try growing something indoors over the winter.magic mushroomsonly like 1 hour of work total then just waiting for weeks
>>158504674Yeah that might be cool growing some weed or sum >>158504684sounds cool I guess if you do it alone if you have to do it in groups of other guys and sleep in small tents and shit together it’s gay
>>158504599CUBSMOVE TO MEMPHIS AFTER RIOTS BURNWRIGLEY
>>158504700you have to be at least 18 to post here
>>158504599these posts are very gay
>>158504708boomer memes are gay
>>158504727you have school in the morning kiddo, go to bed
>>158504700The appeal to me would to do it solo. There’s apps and websites that can help you ID bird calls and track what birds are currently migrating through wherever you are
>>158504729Is being a triggered faggot your hobby? Kinda gay.
>>158504695>>158504703It is cubs related, but no, not quite.>>158504715_ _ M_ _ S _ _ _ __ L _ _ __ _ N _ _ T_ __ O _ _ _ _ A _ _ _ O_ O _ _ _ _ __ _
>triggeredyawn. not even worth a (You)
muda muda muda muda neet gaijin
I accept your concession.
>>158504594Magic the gathering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV4iURl2Jx0
>>158504599I'll pick 'T', Pat.
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>>158504813this+tillamook=win!
hall of very shit
How to Yankee in seven easy steps --1. Spend $350M to build a roster full of TTO hitters2. Give no consideration to their defensive skills, baseball fundamentals, or baseball IQ3. Order them to swing as hard as they can on a 47.5 degree angle every time they swing 4. Bully bad pitching of the regular season by hitting lots of HRs to compile enough wins to get to the postseason5. Hope for good luck in the postseason6. ????????7. PROFIT!!
kek doyerpacos and MESTizos still seething
>>158504897Cashman is Billy Bean's the final form
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>>158505072anus
democracy won
>>158505224Yourmomcracy won lmao
>>158505259magnificent seven tech companies lost 1,000,000,000,000 dollars in market value today
>>158505359this is why we need a salary cap
>doyers swept>still getting cappedkek
Prostate masturbation
goated
>>158505901it was just a phase...
>>158505072M
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25529131-mlb-moneyball-rankings-which-team-got-most-value-2026-rosterhttps://bleacherreport.com/articles/25529542-ranking-mlbs-10-most-untradeable-contracts
mest kek
>>158506186gards
If any person in the genny shall commit the unnatural and detestable sin of buggery and sodomy with man or beast, he shall be punished with Dodgers by the sentence of a court martial.
about to buy some resd tickets when they go on sale and dis nigga pops up on my screen
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not funny
>>158506435R
gm happy friday
>>158506533ump was being extra with that infield fly signal and he confused the baserunners.
>>158506435N
Alysa Liu is a piece of shit.
>>158506667many are saying this
gm
>>158506667why?
>>158506719gm
>>158506667And I'm freaking STARVING. >:]
LFG UBRS Cubs Girl BIS bussy will tip
TACO BELL
>my pp in the morning
>>158506854>>158506854>>158506854/nu/
>>158506862early, someone make a proper nu
Oof madone
