Bloods culture
apparently the /afl/ general is full of glowies and masons.
Sargaent sleep
>>158492512New?
The Yanks are here boys keep it strictly footy.
It was her turn.
>>158492512Content not worthy of an OP desu
>>158504391I shake like that haha
>>158504420You can't smell what the Blues are cooking
Go Samoa!
>>158504464my favorite cookie
>>158504464POV you are Captain Cook in 1776
>>158504464thats a bloke
wish I could just quit my job and explore the south pacific for several years
saw a meth head crossdresser sucking off a tradie at the park today
I'm surprised lordan jewis knows which end the wine comes out of
>>158504546like new zealand?>>158504553did you snap a pic?
Jordan Lewis, the Roger Federer of the AFL. Just pure class, so cultured and refined.
>>158504524
Theres only one fag in here that cries when we shit on arab muslim cunts
what was the best post of /afl/ 2026?
the one after this one
>>158504628
>>158504489meant for>>158504546
>>158504623Still seething from the last thread, I've got you on a string
>>158504628>>158465358
>>158504623but bro i'm a catholic and baptised the jews aren't bad it's leftist notions like the bolsheviks killing 3-5 million Christians in the holodomor but it's not the jews fault it's they had a leftist mind virus in 1932.
>>158504464with how coconuts age she's probably 12-13
>>158504663sounds like that coconut is nice and ripe iykwim haha
>>158504464Cute but not much junk in the trunk. Guess Islanders don't have good bum genes. Can't say I've ever paid much attention to their women so wouldn't know if she's an anomaly or the standard.
>>158504669kek, but fuck off nonce
>jail old people for being hecking evil nazis>give 12 month supervised community corrections orders to straight out noncesthis is why the last footy season was so midhttps://www.noticer.news/pakistani-uber-eats-driver-kisses-schoolgirl/
>mindbroke swanseether so hard hes spent the first 6 weeks of the off season crying about themKEK
Is swanseether the guy constantly crying when people point out how shit the swans are or is that swansook?
lurk more faggot
>>158504706You're definitely one of them, at least.
>>158504663Hot if true
no mate hes the bloke who sooks about the swans regularly even when nobody even mentions themI think his mumza was one of the strippers who got slapped
North Melbourne footballer Nick Larkey
The investigation is still open. A lot of moving parts and evidence to gather in relation to some dudes hiring strippers in a single hotel room. The forensic lab analysis hasn't come back yet.
V8 Supercars fucking sucks
North Melbourne footballer Nick Blakey
>>158504773oh shit north melbournes list got out
Shoulda brought some chips to this thread cause he salty
>>158504656yep actually this is itfukken kek
What vegetables do you blokes like?
>mick asks whats the best post of 2026>mick posts multiple of his shit jokes>mick updoots his shit jokes with (you)ssuch a fuckwit aye
Doesn't really seem fair what's happened to Russell Brand tbqh. Strange how there were no rape accusations until after he became a christian, conservative commentator.
you're gonna get hit with the everyone is micksperg spiderman image
>my wholesome chungus rightoid influencers could never do anything wrong!
why do youse always have to arguemakes your life shorter when youre cranky all the time
>>158504951Not saying that. It just seems that a man can be prosecuted for extremely serious charges with virtually no evidence and despite all his supposed exploits over many, many years the accusations didn't come out until he started gabbing about conservative issues.Just a bit strange innit?
>>158504933Can a women just change her mind decades later and you get thrown in jail? How can they live with themselves. I'd go down the gay route but not a fan of penis', me
>>158504977>Can a women just change her mind decades later and you get thrown in jail?So it would seem.>How can they live with themselves. They lie to themselves just as they lie to everyone else and they genuinely convince themselves they're a victim.
Oh wonderful it goes back to Winter for the weekend and then nice again for wageslaving on Monday, that's just fucking great
>>158504991Man, wagies just can't get a break longer than an unpaid hourly lunch, can they?
>>158504991>smellbourne
>Indian serving you food>His hand touches the food and not just the plate/packagingDo you still eat it?
>>158504553selling the big issue is a trade now? and now you've seen what to do, off to work you go, whore. chop chop.
Need to go to the bottle shop but ive had a couple already. Risk it?
>>158504553Couldn't have been a tradie. If he were sucking off the meth head crossdesser then I'd believe he was.
>>158504863All of them
>>158505034Walk or bus it
please by his spastic fantasy knives or he'll keep inventing characters to sook at like piesperg does
>>158504701
I’m drinking wine!
>>158505058what tardation has got your knickers in a twist today?
Catsperg needs psychiatric intervention
The wife has made a quiche for dinner. Haagen dazs for dessert. Yep, tonight will be a good night
I need you guys to acknowledge that Sydney are not a bad footy club in any respect.
my old man likely has only weeks to live
Need better labels then "swanseether" "piessperg"etc
>>158505083maybe let him out of your suitcase then.
>>158505079
>>158505085/cric/ have good gimmick names>zachy>bard>seb>danieletcMuch better than [x-thing]-sperg/cunt
>>158505083you'll have hours to live after im done with you mate
>>158505090I imagine /nrl/ just calls all their poosonalities 'bro' or 'cuz'. must be easy when there's only 5 posters.
>>158504472>Hello sir which glasses would you like to try today?>Do you know who david koresh is?>...yes?>Great! Those ones
>>158505090hardly gimmick names. I went to school with a zach, a daniel and a seb. if anything, theyre the opposite of interesting.
>>158505090we literally have countysperg. hes the turbo of cric
>>158505090Me nephew is one of these.
>>158505090zachy goes by twiglet nowbard goes by captainwe dont talk about sebbodaniel died
>>158505058>please by>by>"spastic fantasy knives"this is the 1 knife I am selling. when you make up shit, try to make it less pathetic, seethy.
>>158505140Why is this supposed to be worth $1500?
>>158505081I bought Bulla splits the knock off splices and it's been a year since I last got them and they're horrible now, zero flavour and at least 10% smaller
Who's buying $1500 knives - the Asian grocery near me sells a big one for $8
>>158505083sorry to hear that big fella that is rough as
>>158505146Shrinkflation has got out of control desu.
>>158505143it's not, hence him being such a pissy little poof
>>158505140>$1495.00Sell me this knife.
>>158505181Do you have a knife?
>>158505186I have several.
Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet
>>158505201yeah butterknives
Shitney gronks doing everything they can to put Pavlich in an early grave, poor guy.
Thinking I belt my knob.
>>158505211based tradie
>>158505206Nope. Chef knives, carving knives, filleting knives, steak knives, paring knives, pocket knives, utility knives, a bread knife.Why do I need this and why should I spend $1495 on it?
>>158505213Australia is changing bro. Soon everyone will be carrying a knife rather than relying on the police to solve their problems. Having an easily concealable and deployable knife will be a luxury in the future.If you can get your firearms license you should do it now as well.It's not easy under albanese.
going to try 100mg viagra tonight 50mg did nothing
>>158505216What good is it to legally own a gun if there's no legal recourse for you to use it, even in self defence?
>>158505216>Australia is changing bro. Soon everyone will be carrying a knife rather than relying on the police to solve their problems. Having an easily concealable and deployable knife will be a luxury in the future.>If you can get your firearms license you should do it now as well.>It's not easy under albanese.
>>158505226im gay lol
chinese hands posted this >>158505227
>>158505143google the maker {microtech) do a bit of research, i'm not bothering to justify it here in alf, waste of my time.>>158505149those are asian, this isn't.
>>158505230In that case there are other things you can shove up your arse that don't require a license.
>>158505233more like micropenis LMAO
>>158505239nice doxxing yourself m8.
>gorious usa steel folder one hundra time
>Police believe a ute may have crossed onto the wrong side of the Bass Highway before a head-on crash that killed a 10-year-old girl overnight.>Tasmania Police said preliminary investigations indicated the white Toyota Hilux crossed into the opposite lane near Doctors Rocks in Tasmania’s north-west around 5:35pm on Thursday.fucking tradie mongs, low iq spastics
>>158505246Fuck cars
>>158505233>le brandMate, fuck you and your overpriced shitty knife.
>they don't know about my special knife, not wasting my time educating these knife plebeians
>>158505249so googling is too hard for you. no worries, you couldn't afford it anyways, thats USD$.
qrd on knifesperg? he try sell it here?
Was farting so aggressively in the car now my undies smell like sweaty farts
>>158505258Dad farted so much in the car that it permanently stank of him after a while
>cars can inadvertently be turned into powerful weapons in the hands of irresponsible, unskilled or just plain stupid drivers>we're importing millions of third worlders and permitting them onto our roads with no requirements to attend extended training, testing or practice beyond their third world tut-tuk tier licence before being able to get behind the wheel of a one-ton body-crusher and drive among usWhat could go wrong?
>>158505253I googled it and am disgusted I wasted my time. You couldn't be bothered to futilely try and justify why it's not a waste of money, don't know why I tried to do your job for you.
>>158505265Heaven forbid that we invest in public transport infrastructure though
>>158505244done him with that one
>>158505255Let me fucken answer. No, not selling it here. didn't like the insinuation I was selling multiple chinese knives at all. im selling 1 knife through an escrow service in the USA, because laws here that it.the laws here was the reason I wanted a whinge in the first place. swasnseething cuntknuckle seized upon that to wind me up and here we re again.
>>158505274bro are your projects better than keeping it? Like you'll probably never be able anything like that ever again in Victoria let alone Australia.
>>158505274>swasnseething cuntknuckle seized upon that to wind me up and here we re again.>swasnseething cuntknuckleSo swansperg is knifesperg?
>next us president could be the son of an aussie imagine the constant yank slurping if this happensat least we could get afl footy in the white house though, could be funny
>>158505279*swansook
>>158505269if you're here, you're wasting your time anyways. at least you wasted it doing something different, something not involving cocks like usual.
>>158505226would you rather be dead?
>>158505279He's just the fag that cries about shit all the time in here
>>158505286Not what I was insinuating. If it's illegal to use your legally owned gun why even bother purchasing the gun legally?
What’s for dinner, lads?
I'M WIDE AWAKE CAUGHT IN A DREAM!!!!!!
>>158505285>at least you wasted it doing something different, something not involving cocks like usual.Yeah, because you started posting knives instead of dumping your dick folder.
>>1585052893pm bro bit early for din dinz don't ya reckon? Maybe go for a walk or something.
>>158505278I have multiple, I have permits to import + possess. lets leave it at that.>>158505279I'm the guy that bangs the dumbcunt's mums, pulling their strings and stealing their pocket money.
>>158505295ok fair enough
>>158505291dont want to tread on Josh's regular dick folder dumping with my giant folder of 0 dicks. that would be embarrassing.
>>158505297*my giant folder of 108000 dickssorry about the typo
MIND AWAKE, BODY ASLEEP!!!!!!!!
regulate me
Swansook is an appropriate name
>>158505302I’ll make you regular… ngggghh….
>>158505302REGULATORS!!!!!!!!!!!
mount up
>>158505309Giddy up, ponyboy
on a call with the work wife stillrubbing myself a bit
Sad to see how slow /tv/ has become.
It's weird how there are west australians, queenslanders, and south australians in this thread right now posting with us
>>158505324Why? Means it's a truly national game innit?
Make provably false allegations of rape carry the same sentence as rape.
Apparrently the only board that has increased in traffic is /lgbt/
>>158504546and what exactly is stopping you?if you're on your 1st year of jobseeker there's no appointments to physically turn up to. as long as you have internet once a month to apply for work, and sail from Australia so no one scans your passport when you leave, you're fine.
Contribute to society or die
>Society owes you nothing, chud>Also you must contribute to society
>>158505309I LIKE MOUNTAINS
Any cocksucking arsefuckers in?
>>158505366Yeah. Buy my knife, please.
>>158505344*becomes an uber eats driver*
>>158505289vegemite and cheese toast
>>158505374I'll suck your cock for USD$1495 plus tip.
>>158505387Would you settle for an exchange? Straight swap of the knife for a man's mouth on my penis?
>>158505081What flavour Hagen das, the Belgium chocolate one is amazing (I think that’s what it’s called)
>>158505399NTA but the salted caramel is by far the best.
May be a controversial take, but I find womens penis more erotic than mens
>>158505406That’s good too, strawberry and biscoff aren’t the best, don’t like biscoff anything though
>womens penis
>>158505409>don’t like biscoff anything thoughI don't hate it but for a flavour that's pretty mid that shit has somehow ended up everywhere and in everything.
\m/ https://youtu.be/B1zCN0YhW1s \m/
Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
>>158505412check the ealry life setcion for bischoff iykwim haha
Melbourne is not a white city.
>>158505415lolololol
>>158505413I'VE DONE MY TIME AND I WANT OUT!!!
People = Shit
I would hate to go to a metal concert, it would be too loud
>>158505397yeah, so at 8pm sharp (haha knife joke!) so stand outside your house with your eyes closed and your dick out and i'll suck it. then you can give me the knife afterwards, I trust you.
>had to choose between seeing Slipknot or Machine Headstill seethe about that scheduling
Would love to watch a movie tonight but the wife isn't into my type of movies and would prefer to flip on friends, again
or maybe it was soad and machine head i dont remember
>>158505434iktfb
>>158505434ashlynn brooke produced a Friends XXX parody, maybe she'd like that?
wouldnt mind flipping your wife iykwim haha
Dont post about your wives or gf's in here
>>158505436QOTSA and NIN double header tour a few years back was the elite way to tour.
I felt the cock rise up in meKneel down and clear the cock of cummI hide my cock where you cant seeeInside Mt coxk I wait and cum
>>158505445Or what mate? You gonna sperg out again and post dick picks for an hour straight like last time?
at any rate i chose machine head but dont remember much
Wake up wake up and kill the machine
Got a buyer yet, Capt Stabbin?
got some real unc's in the chat
Wtf are you cunts on about tonight. Did we get raided?
There are 50+ year old blokes that post in this general
>>158505448the wifes favourite time of the day, always grabs me phone haha
>>158505418Not many white cities left anywhere desu.
dins
good
>>158505462lgm
White people like being replaced
>good
>>158505462Bargain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTvu1Yr3OhkBack off, I'll take you onHeadstrong to take on anyone
>>158505462Don't eat that slop you idiot
>>158505462>send as a giftwonder how that would go down
>>158505473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22tCfmdLT_k
>>158505481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZIqrxeyfRQ
Apartheid now
>>158505486https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUwE_w7-cx0showering you in gold here fella's
Need a new modem GL.inet any good?
People that did drama at school were losers
The new godzilla was good. Didn't notice the subtitles after a while
>>158505494can confirm
>>158505478meh, feel like it
>>158505492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDKwCvD56kw
>>158505494high school? who cares lmao why you thinking about that?
>high school? who cares lmao why you thinking about that?
>>158505501Sorry thought police
There are 50+ year old blokes in here who eat hungry jacks and kfc for dinner
>>158505503God i am becoming more like rico every single day. All the missed opportunities
>>158505509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bt7kAVxKfs
>>158505492can't afford those this week, saving up to buy a knife. drink more water, you went dry last time.
>>158505289Roast from last night and steakhouse chips in the air fryer. My local is out of potato gems so I had to take a step down.
>>158505507Sounds comfy.
fuck off healthspergwhat are you having for dinner you fag?
>>158505520Steak sandwich
Best skittles flavours?
>>158505520cum mostly.
>eating meat
>>158505520I had a quiche
Price of meat these days I been living vegetarian, just put beans in everything she'll be right
>>158505528Fucking grim.
>>158505528Lentils, cannellini beans, and chickpeas provide adequate protein and nutrition as meat substitutes. Crazy how much money people waste on the meat that they don’t even need
>>158505528Crisp me farting my absolute guts out.
/alf/ is a vegan, eco conscious expression of left wing Australia - the 'cule is real warm so jump right in
>>158505462bet you love a creamy tender wrap down back
>>158505523Blue
>>1585054622 tricky date puddings? Have some self respect you slob
>>158505528Rarely buy red meat, but I buy bacon + snags from a mate's comapny and got a trade/barter setup witha poultry guy for eggs and chook. Freezer half full of venison and no lentils will ever grace this kitchen as long as I live.
>>158505494i did rock estedfodd and it was foot kino
>>158505462>slop>snapchatgrire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJsy30C9sdMtradiesXposed started a youtube channel finally
>>158505499WE ARE WE ARE
>>158505520BERRIES AND CREAMBERRIES AND CREAMI'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM
>>158505548>>snapchatdo you wanna know how i know you get no hoes?
Put your faith in what you most believe inTwo worlds, one familyTrust your heart, let fate decideTo guide these lives we see
>>158505555nonce
>>158505560Nice gif seb
>when the wife teaes you of pussy snaps with 1 sec timer all day
>>158505555do you want fries with your hoes sar?
only tweens, fags and pedos use snapchat
>those ads that promote your dog doing better poosSince i cut the slop and eat proper, me poos don't smell much and are a good consistency
>>158505462>he has uber pass
>>158505569are you a dog?
crazy how dogs used to do white poo
>>158505576Am i not in /arf/?
>>158505571they deliver his hoes provided by s(nap)c(hat)covered blowjobs now seem a bargain at 800 bucks per.
>>158505580fuck knows, because i'm a dog and I can't even understand how I'm typing.
wife has a penis fetish and always dares me to jerk off at work, in public etc and send the video to here
not fooling anyone, rugshitter
>>158505579replacement theory isn't a joke now is it?
if everyone in the country wanted to withdraw their money from the bank at once then there wouldn't be enough money to do sothat should scare you
>>158505590does she always want to be pegged?
Why do people make such a big deal about picking up dog poo on walks these days? When I was a kid you just left it. It's just compost? I find the whole act performative>I'm picking up this dog poo because I am a good member of my community>Noooo you can't just leave that organic debris on the ground think of the social fabric nooo!
I'm suffering from impotence
So everyone just magically got wives and gfs all of a sudden huh?
>>158505604performative whiteness
>>158505606crisp
>>158505610I’ve got a longterm boyfriend (I’m gay)
>>158505610Yeah did you miss the memo? We're all in the group chat
>>158505610Always had one brother
>>158505604when i was a lad i went to the farm for an excursion and stepped in cow patt so deep it was to my anklesimagine this but dog do
>>158505604feel like youre mixing up situations here.situation 1>walking your dog and it stops and shits on a footpath. big turd, 80% consistency. stinks too. wdyd?pick it up in a shitbag/your tshirt/port jersey and put it in a binorwalk past it and notmyproblem.jogsituation 2walking on footpath and you see the shit from situation 1. no placky bags, no tshirt, no port jersey. wdyd?
IF it’s council landTHEN I won’t pick up after my dog
>>158505627but when did you get your gf? or is your brother your girlfriend?
>yes i DO want to pay more taxes to get some overpaid tradie out to the park every day to pick up the shit i could've picked up
what the FUCK this is a TRAVESTYit's literally NOVEMBER and there's a CHRISTMAS movie on channel 7rest assured i SHALL be calling, emailing, and DMing my democratically elected local representatives at both state and federal levels to get this off the air
me and the wife
>d0g ownership>any breed>any size>at allishygddt
>>158505604I like to ask people to do things I find morally correct while in public and if they don't conform I whip out the old smart device and post their face over a multiple facebook groups so everyone in the local community knows to socially isolate that person.
flip the 6 around and today is 9 / 11
the tradiesperging is so schizo that anyone and everyone is a tradie now. he's going to wake up one morning and realise he's become the tradie
>>158505642>afl said YES to THESE or THEM.
>>158505643My pooch is an angel. She's currently sleeping on the bed while I'm on the couch. She did chew her $300 bed once but I've forgiven her
the polycule Alphas
>>158505649
Neil Breen marathon looms
>>158505644crisp right wing pedo
someone tell me who letting these fucking dogs out
>>158505643Hi Jake, all the best at St Kildare next year
>>158505642>>158505649>>158505655at least we're not speaking german>>158505644crisp commiepoof anytime some9ne express skepticism of feminism or multiculturalism or merchants
blud won life and he knows it
>>158505662No offense but these posts are never funny.
how do you guys wife react when you tie her up and tickle torture her feet with a feather?
>>158505662>>158505658Abide by the social and moral laws and rules orchastrated and enforced by police, local council, masons and women and you won't have a problem. If you want a problem, your face might end up on the wrong side of facebook. Make the right decision boys, you don't want your reputation ruined do you? Time to smarten up lads.
why is chestbrah hanging out with lil pump
>>158505673sex mostly>>158505674no but steven may
maybe it is wise to get off social media and to start a family instead
Where would you guys go on your honeymoon?
>>158505680Jamaica
>>158505649friendship is forever
>>158505680I went to Bali
>>158505680me and my husband went to Mykonos
>>158505679it's also antisemitic you racist sexist nazi
>>158505680USSR
>my tax dollars go towards glowie dogs trolling and sowing political discord in the sports section of a Burmese car sales forumhad a gut full
>>158505688see idk what any of that means because I have a life outside of the internet
>>158505649would
I am going to start a family with a heavily-tattooed woman that already has kids of her own.
>>158505696no youre not incel
>>158505679can't afford it, just waiting for my misso to leave me so I can go back to fucking fat tinder pigs.
>>158505694Look at those thunder thighs
>>158505698
>>158505703This image is racist against Asians.
>>158505698I know I'm not an incel.
if we had more kids and bothered to get birthrates above 2.0 for even just 10 years we could solve the aging demographic fucking problem easily but gen z and millennials are the most selfish generation in human history
Life is a sexually transmitted disease that ends with me.
>Jess WilsonWOULDJules Gillard too
for me, its Amy Mills
White people want to be replaced
>>158505715Based Millhead
>>158505712applied for the samson option yet mate
god I love left wing bitches
>>158505732What is the craziest thing you have done with a "left wing bitch"
>>158505732funny how they hate big strong white wing chuds except inside the bedroom
>>158505733sex mostly
>>158505734you are neither big or strong
just applied my hand moisturiser
>>158505739Nice
>>158505739for me, it's Du'It Tough Hands
got prescribed a new medication. hope it works. thanks for reading.
Japan and South Korea are so overrated, East Asia is in general
>>158505754onya mick enjoy the transition
>>158505754does that mean your disability payments go up?
>>158505761no but estrogen may
>>158505754as long as its by pfizer you should be right
Two ex-NRL players are fighting tonight
ate one of these yesterday, pretty good.
>>158505767Buy it on PPV for $59.99
>>158505767based morris brothers at their parents house for a roast chicken dinner
>>158505754anything you want to tell us anon...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-eHqgkFGfU
>>158505756this but the eastern states
im a pig
>>158505767lotta nrl players smashing alfw pussy tonight
>>158505779based politician when they see an unsucked zionist cock
off to watch a movie
>>158505783
>>158505791meant for>>158505775
>>158505778go perth btw
>>158505787Based wifeless anon
>crowd yells "Hungry Jacks®!" during opposition free throws in the nblno wonder the jews call us goyim
what sad little lives you lot have.
>>158505796Basketball is a relentlessly shit and broken sport
>>158505796>uswhich position do we play mate
>>158505803i usually just clap and cheer for my team
post ur tradies
>>158505807>>158505813notice how clean their jumpers areno wonder shit takes 25 years to get built because they're all slack arses
>>158505819paid by the hour mate
>>158505819Its a marathon not a sprint
>>158505801Wtf did you feel the need to say that for
>>158505819rain drops, work stops
tradies should have monitors strapped to them so they only get paid if their heart rates are above 100bpm then shit would get built on time
>>158505825they’re all tweaking on meth and coke, wouldn’t do much
>>158505839Go Perth Bears btw
Who remembers that South Australian kids tv show Cum on Kids?
>>158505870Rough as guts
>>158492512When I die bury me with my ballers cap on
i had an afl team when i was a lad but now i've switched teamsis this bad
>>158505883Crisp balding man in hat prison
>>158492512>I’d like to begin by ack-
>>158505839>talking about black dicksShalom.
>>158505769Whose birthday?
>>158505888All it means is that you have no soul. That's all.
>>158505598Money is fake.
>>158505610I’ve been lying about being single because I like to larp as a neet slob who lives alone. Or maybe it’s the other way around?
>>158505972Shove it up your arse you fucking maggot
My penis smells
>>158506065oh no
>>158506071o noes, is the correct 4chan terminology
dead thread, gonna go finger my bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLFPDPMfrUw
There is literally no point in following the AFL in 2026 It only survives on the heritage of what it once was
>>158506204This is true, it has only kept going by nostalgia and sheer inertia
heroes in a half shell turtle power
im just going to smoke meth and abuse women, its what the players get paid millions to do so it cant be bad.
not my president
lol
I broke him.
>>158506037My body is ready
>>158506438U sent me dickpics too lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mYd2X_9rrs
>>158506204I feel this way about society desu.
how am I supposed to cope with no footy?
iggs
https://www.youtube.com/@thewaronbeauty
Morning blokeys
>>158508457wyd bbygirl?
>>158508525Drinking my long black
gma
if you still have a david jones gift card you left it too late to use it. as of today they are not accepting them anymore
AFLw finals start today
made an absolute pelican of meself just now
>>158509257What happened cob
chinese delivery bike cuck got stabbed by a hobo in the melb cbd last night
>>158509700made a pelican of myself mostly
>>158509066Really? I went last night and used mine
>>158509786Lucky you, then
Bowl of bone broth and an apple for breakfast
>>158509066That is illegal
Chinese fucking shits. Knife has been cleaned and still for sale.
>>158509860Sorry, I meant bone froth
>>158509862They're barrelling straight into the abyss. I don't think they care for legality or any of that jazz anymore.
never knew this general cared so much about david jones
>>158509972I unironically shop at David jones because there is one not far from me and every year I get few nice clothes from there . But I'm assuming the one near me will close.
tending the garden
Racist. Sexist. Anti-queer. Hanson, you are not welcome here.
i went to djs to get sportscraft clothes
did we remember to laugh at south australia for going all in on LIV golf then it went the way of david jones?
is it a good time to buy a house
>>158510130yes
around 30 posts were deleted from the last thread. it's currently at 473
>>158510130no
>>158510186dont give a fuck reportsperg. get a real job
uhh affordable housing sooks?
>>158510186The archive version of this thread has 529 posts, this has 433 posts in the live version, 96 posts deleted
You blokes busy today or?
>>158510580Watching footy innit
>>158510317
>>158510641Fuck tradies
>>158510641>>158510695
gonna rewatch all the harry potter movies this weekend. haven't done this in 10 years so it'll feel fresh
>>158511106Enjoy mate, I last did it about 3 yrs ago
>>158511106trump lost
>tradie hater is spending his Saturday seething about tradies Genuinely sad
>>158511151simp
>>158511184Mate what do you do when you need the services of a tradesperson?
>>158511217i do it myself
>>158511217
>>158511232
>>158511232You do know that plumbers do much more than connect pvc pipe together, right?
uh oh plumbie meltie
>>158511246oh wow shit runs down hill so hard
>>158511398Right, so you know how to install gas/plumbing systems in a house under construction, right?
bluds busted out the fantasy scenarios
>>158511407an untrained ape can install gas and plumbing, stop trying to imply tradie work is skilled work (its not)
>>158511456Where is your evidence that is the case? You say its so easy, why not do it yourself and show us your amazing work?Your earlier photo isn't the complex work that plumbers do
An untrained ape can install gas and plumbing, stop trying to imply tradie work is skilled work (its not).Posted from my e-Bike.
all day back and forth to bunnings twice to fix a fuckin cupboard hinge
2/2 on the horses today, could be a big one
just woke upsleeping schedule = fucked
Just realised I spend my weekends exactly like my hsgfs dad did, I miss being a kid and not a boomer nuffie
so why is the economy crashing
*bangs pipe*
Just realised I didn’t see a David Jones ad for years
reckon if you put me on a building site i could do literally any job with zero guidance
>>158511667Recon it’d be scary walking across beams and shit
>>158511407no but my mate claude does
>>158511667Could you suck and fuck the boss?
>>158511680No, but Steven May
happy 7/11 day
I hate my life
>>158511680tradies usually do the sucking in my experience
>>158511845my old youtube account was called ihml
>>158511869Any vids?
>>158511878nah just comments
>>158511894Ahhhh im coommenting
I hate my wife
Wish I had a wife
why is the EU now in charge of what we feed our livestock
>>158511943Things ain’t easy
>>158511943at least we aren't speaking german
Remember during covid when we were just lil zoomers posting in alf
no
>>158511956Yeah, we’re speaking Hindi, Arabic, and Mandarin while doing what the (((Belgians))) are telling us to do.Thank Fod we won.
at least we're not speaking Japanese
Footy?
>>158512075Hontō ni sō
Do you blokes rate me?
>>158511943Honestly, they know better than anyone in the world when it comes to food and its healthiness and purity
Turning the heater on, misso finna seethe
>>158512197dont melt dolly
>3pmcan't believe i touched on before i realised it was a weekendFUCKINGJ U S TUST
doing one of those diarrheas where the first 30% is solid and then the dam is broken
>>158512241love it when the levee breaks
As my grandmother always used to say, “if you import the third world then you become the third world”
>>158512266y-yeah well that's just racist or something diversity is our strength the news said so
OH NO NO NO
>>158512241also im the guy who ordered the HJs last night
So annoying how the big melbourne clubs literally never have to play in geelong, like what a joke of a league
>>158512304So true that Collingwood and Hawthorn are the only “big” Melbourne clubs
>>158512320Pretty much if you base it on members and performance this century
what sorta nigga uses letterboxed or w/e it is that shit is a horrendous ui
essendon is a sleeping giant
Tempted looms
>>158512365soon™
>>158512350women
I once saw a woman get hit by a train; she was on a bike and it caught her wheel. It was very disturbing to see her body parts all over the place.
>>158512427That's... gotta hurt!
sometimes i get embarrassed and the thought that my face might be red makes me more embarrassed so it becomes a self-fulfilling circle
being raised by a single mother has caused irreparable damage to me
For me it’s severe crippling adhd that has been undiagnosed me entire life and self medicated with drugs and alcohol
I will most likely kill myself. I don’t know when or how but I am sure that my life will end by my own hand. I can’t do it while my parents are still alive but they are both in their late 70s now
>>158512450>>158512457For me it’s both plus childhood vaccine injuries and shocking diet
I need help but I don’t know what to do or where to go
>>158512276>sharty buttler
Thinking Maccas for din dins.
>>158512601>>158512601>>158512601>>158512601
>>158512577Hello plebeian :)
>>158512350tradies
