ganevious
incel thread
What's the point of being able to fight when I can just throw shit at you from my pickup truck?
Id beat yuo ass so hard Geneva would have to reconveine
>>158495436I've had so much gay sex it'd make your damn head spin, boy
Gane voted Lindsay Graham
at last a true layman’s philosopher speaks
HOKIT IS A FRAUD
yeah I'm thinking we should have done a pico thread
Pico? Tawlmbout Newgrounds? Tawlmbout Hentai sex wuiz 4?
good heemening brazzas
>>158495658
>>158495609Making Italy proud
>>158495445throwing teeps from your pick up truck
>>158495609would have been funnier if he'd just posted>that nigga buckley looking for clouts but no lies i guess
>>158495609One would even argue the relationship between a master and slave holds more love and genuine reciprocity than a purely monetary transactional relationship
gane is your master whether you like it or not
19-11 fighter who looks like he’s 17-0
Josh vs Cyril at the BLMFauciDome
The patron of Hokit is the fallen TrumpThe patron of Gane is the risen Christ
>tfw the reality of the fact that you will have to fight Gane sets in
>>158495825what an ugly faggot wow what a fat little pig
>>158495798>how did it feel having that big black cock inside you x>Fuck >Dows bigger feel better >Fuck >Would it be okay if I sucked it after it’s been in you >I will deep throat it for you >As I cum inside your pussy after and I can feel your pussy all stretched and know how you can take a bigger cock than mine and humiliate me
>how does the ufc roster look? >Fuck >does a bigger roster mean better? >Fuck >Would it be okay if it sucked?>I will sink it deep for you >As I fuck it all up inside and out I can feel it all hollow and know the humiliation is complete
Transexuals rape children
>>158495857Kek
>>158495847No.I'd bend that faggot over and make her whimper like a bitch.MAYBE, she gets a reach around.
>>158495837we can read lil bro
>>158495873>weSpeak for yourself nigga I consume heem.gov via text to speech
>>158495861Good. Fuck dem kids. They were all probably chuds anyways.
>her>she
>>158495890Everyone hates you chud
How many trannies has Conor fucked while on coke fueled benders?
>>158495894DDPonald bros...
>>158495873>როგორი შეგრძნება იყო, როცა ეგ დიდი, შავი ასო შენში გქონდა?>ჯანდაბა...>უფრო დიდი ზომა უფრო სასიამოვნოა?>ჯანდაბა...>არაუშავს, თუ მას შემდეგ, რაც შენში იყო, მეც მოვწოვ?>მთლიანად ჩავიდებ პირში, შენთვის...>შემდეგ კი, როცა შენს საშოში ჩავათავებ, ვიგრძნობ, როგორ არის ის გაწელილი; მივხვდები, რომ ჩემზე უფრო დიდი ასოს მიღებაც შეგიძლია — და ამით დამამცირებ.
>>158495894mma?
yo jannies delete that shit man wtf
volkanovski is about to get fraudchecked
strickland framemogged, skullmogged, and skinmogged buckley hard as fuck in that video
Heemnation
What's up Heemnation how are we feeling out there in the land of no cares? We good? Let's get this shit started!
>>158496089You're not me
>>158496112What's up me how are ya doin out there in the land of we? We doin good? We feelin good? Alright. Keep at it!
>>158495914
first for finland
>>158496347The Finland era is over lil bro
heemed the meng now i feel ashamed
Hokit is a fat Merab but Gane rhymes with Yan
Cyrillic Gane
>>158496464Ok ok ok you might be cookin here man
>>158496464
>>158488785CHIWIWEEM
just squirted hot ejaculate into kayla harrison's infertile womb
>>158496691Join the club
every last one of those dems won and stood at the podium with multicolor women behind them it's an anti male party you need to start slapping bitches
>>158496755Chud
the history books will just say that gane whooped aspinall's ass and then became undisputed champion, with a picture of him at the white house holding two belts. the spirit of the truth will outlast the fine print. gane calculated all of this.
>>158496886nah. hokit beats the shit out of gane and then ironically tom steamrolls hokit. sucks for gane because he's realistically the only style matchup in the division that beats tom but it's his own fault for sticking his fingers where they don't belong.
>>158496852Yes.
it's too latethe history books have been printed
Excuse me. There is another card this weekend before Gane vs Hokit. Let’s talk about that first.
>>158497041We all want to talk about Waldo Cortes Acosta vs Johnny Walker
>>158497041
Brap
Point your peins AWAY when yuo adress me, CUR
I can't tell if hokit is legit or an industry plant. Or if heavyweight is just that bad that he walks into being undisputed.
Chanpoin Hokit va Challenger WalkerWeclome to the New AgeThe New Agewelcome To The New Age
Cibyl "Pud Weemer" Bitch
>>158497147There is no such thing as a good heavyweight>but what abo-They were a bum. Who ever you were going to bring up is a bum. There was never will and will never be a good heavyweight
^ doo never heard of the hybrid
and then there was ONE
>>158497227Cheating fuck
>>158497235how does that affect you personally?
>>158497244Takes away form the art and beauty of fighting and martial art. Turns it into soemthing its not. Poos on our collective dinginity.
Gane unironically does look French so any pol tard babble makes you look uneducated
>>158497266the rules were made up by inept swine like big john mccarthy
a martial art only becomes art once you learn to color outside the lines
Weekly Tai Chi class finished. #Opps #ReadyForWar
About to do some breathing meditation then work on my new app on Claude
>>158497266As with any art form, the beauty lies in its imperfections. There's little excitement to be found in the painting without a stray brushstroke, or the musical composition without an odd sour note. To be human is to strive for perfection and to fall short. If art fails to reflect the human condition, it's essentially meaningless.
>>158497305False. Gaethje's colouring books have some of the cleanest crayon work in the game
>>158495798I used to watch Geordie mma videos but after I found out about this I stopped.Hes for sure gay and a cuck. These type of cucks like threesomes with their gf and other guy. Then when the guy pulls out of his gf they like suck off guy. Its so weird that hes a cuck even tho he is jacked and likes mma. He looks alpha but its the opposite lol
Morales is gonna catch Prates with something
>>158495890Gooby is a chubby chaser. I know some guys like that. They are normal guys who are in shape but somehow like fat bitches. Its usually black guys that are chubby chasers but theirs exists white people that like it too. In Spanish the chubby chasers call the women gordi buenas, which means good fatty.
>>158497396With his bussy and they'll have proud gay sex while Islam needs to hide in the mountains to get fucked by Khabitch
>>158497332Its the Japanese who have mastered this in a weird continuous way. Its called Wabi Sabi which is a Zen Buddhist acceptance of the natural imperfections in life and art forms. On one hand the japanese accept the beauty of imperfections in life but also strive to continues improve via Kaizen. This also applies to their martial arts traditions which are seen as imperfect but they must continually attempt to improve them. Its an interesting contradiction that speaks to the human condition. The Japanese are very wise.
>>158497396Prates has garbage wrestling, its so bad that JDM took him down and Leon got his back.Morales is gonna ragdoll him. People are gonna be surprised when they see how good his Judo is. I hope he does a hip toss and then a quick switch to an arm bar. Judo guys do the best subs
>>158497407Gooby is spiritually black
>>158497423that sounds gay>>158497442that sounds gayer
>>158497432>The Japanese are very wise.why can't they figure out how to be the UFC champion?
>>158497442Two fights where he wasn't expecting takedowns
Carlos "Promoted To Undisputed" Prates
Let me see the real Josh Hokit
>>158497595he's just some fratbro retard
>>158497458There are more important things than hollow accolades
>he's just some fratbro retar->OHH HES HURT!>HES HURT! >hes gonna go out>HES OUT >HES OUT >NO ONE DOES THAT TO CIRYL GANE
Turn your monitor on.
>>158497442He can also wrestle. It COULD be better than we know. Judo is kind of shit in mma in that there's such limited moves you can go for that don't involve grabbing fabric, and manipulating the opponent into position by grabbing each other's gi. People point to Islam but he mainly uses single and double legs and sometimes trips the leg with a single (not judo). The only times he uses real judo is when wrestling isn't working (like after oliveira stood back up) where he cheats and grabs the gloves for the toss. If Morales can do that, maybe.
>>158497659
Sources close to Trump say he is blaming Dana for this blue wave
Turn your monitor on
>>158497442judo is for faggots same with combat sambo
It's insane how badly I could heem everyone here unironically. Yea I admit it gives me somewhat of a power trip knowing how bad I could crumple all you weakling shitbags with almost no effort.
I just punched my monitor because some retard was on there.
>>158497681Turn your monitor on.
>>158497681Turn your monitor on
now greco? that is for men.
I don’t have a monitor; I’m posting on my phone right now
I bench 225 pounds I could literally tear your fucking head off if you ever bumped my shoulder at Walmart without apologizing
>>158497692>>158497693>t. nufags not knowingembarrasing
>>158497703I’d smash your head with my monitor
>>158497681ill leave you kissing concrete
whole lot of tough guys in here but where are the soft guys huh? pathetic and out of touch with your emotions.
>>158497717Turn your monitor off
I’ve turned my monitor off over 10,000 times. What can any of you do to me?
Xneed thinks xhe is a tough guyXhe won’t be so tough when xer limbs are hanging off meat hooks and xer nugget body is limping across the abattoir floor like a slug
you would think a bunch of mma fans would know that strength doesn't win fights. mma is the great equalizer. i would heem any here despite my humble build of 5'1 and 85 lbs.
Sneed looks like Dan Severn
Dana says he wants Volk vs Justin but is waiting on Justin to accept.Its looking like Justin wants to retire. So we are looking at Topuria vs Arman for Lightweight title
Good grief playa!
stop saying abattor we don't know what that shit means
Anyone else real fucking mad right now?
>>158497752Im PISSED!
Who is the Super Buu of the UFC?
I'm the only one here who actually trains and has decent technique. None of you have the balls to post yourself shadow boxing. But I'm not a bitch.
>>158497792
>>158495609Based Vettori realizing that identity politics are a distraction for the class war.
>>158497458The Japanese got really mad at the martial arts community for allowing the Yakuza to enter Pride. So it ruined their entire japanese mma talent base. They are barely recovering with Rizin mma. The new era of Japanese talent is actually promising >Tatsuro Taira: Top 5 Flyweight and still young so he can challenge for title again later>Rinya Nakumara: Honestly he is mid tier but he at least can make it to top15>Rei Tsuruya: Comes from a martial arts family and is very talented. I think he will challenge for title in 3 years. >Takeya Suzuki: He is about to win the Road to UFC tournament. He is a prospect that has more potential than Taira. Expecting alot from him.>Ryo Tajima: He is in finals for Road to UFC as well. He is decent but I am not sure if he wins finals.>Keiichiro Nakamura: He debut earlier this year and brutally knocked out his opponent. He has a broken arm from training so he hasn't fought since then. He has very clean striking. I think he can make it top 15.>Kyoji Horiguchi: He is still top 10 but is aging out, he is too old now to ever challenge for belt again.>Asakura: He is top 10 level but he really should be at Flyweight. Hes too small for Bantamweight Overall I am optimistic about Japan finally getting a UFC champ. The three to believe in are Taira, Suzuki, Tsuruya. Maybe Keiichi but will see.
>>158497793americans be like "yeah the ceiling looks okay, but what if we smeared a ton of fucking asbestos all over it?"
>>158497793what i lack in technique i make up for in power
>>158497819You think thats asbestos?
>>158497711>ill leave you kissing concreteYou will leave my proximity, kissing the concrete? I'd say you'd flatten out with the back of your head bouncing on the concrete. but I could make sure you'll go face first if that's your thing. I'll accept your concession.Let's not forget Im the only heemster here who walked the walk with /heem/fc... But you cowards ducked..
>>158497703What is a Walmart? Like Bodega?
>>158497846More akin to a mercado.
>>158497743>What's up Justin how ya doin man?>yeah im go ya knom heasf ourt>that's great man, listen we are thinking of doing you vs Volk for a double retirement fight how do you feel about that?>mm ye i don noe i talk ali fidt>right well you let me know if you're in or not alright justin?>yeah oge>my man
>>158497839I don't think, I know
>>158497851I'm only familiar with bossman shops and Zabka
>>158497869hahahaha, sure bud
>>158497868It's lose lose for Justin. You either get brutally decisioned by a midge or brutally disfigured a beloved fighter on the way out of the door
>>158497793keep it up kid
Dr Disrespect is live
>>158497877we aren't buds
>>158497896Real shit?
>>158497743Volk is a better, more innocuous matchup for Justin that Shartman or Puria. What is he waiting for?
>>158497845reading is hard>I’ll leave you kissing concrete you see, you are on the floor, being left to kiss concrete. >I’ll >Leave>You on the floor>Kissing>Concrete
>>158497819>>158497869Nah it's just stomp texture. Was built in 2001. All good here. Seems you're retared.
Concrete Asplund title run 2027
Ill heem alex standing
>>158497909It honestly is the best option if Justin wants a retirement fight. The topuria fogjt is risky, he almost finished Justin with body shots and will be hungry in a rematch. Arman is also a nightmare matchup.Volk is a champ and is an easier matchup. It just makes sense for Justin to pick him.
Vettori on Slavery:Get over it
>>158497921fixed fight
>>158497921
>>158497879I don't think so. I believe it would be a win-win for Gaethje. If he wins he wins, a win is a win. If he loses at least he'd have done to one of the best in the sport. So, really Justin has nothing to lose here.
>>158497949Whos the fruit basket?
>>158497926where I'm from you'd get violently raped for talking like that
>>158497960Buddy if you were from where Im from youd be fucking dead *BONK*
>>158497792Idk but kid buu is obviously yan
>>158497958Turn on your monitor
>>158497793I learnt on the job.
>>158497975Heem everyone, even myself
>>158497913>reading is hardDon't know what to tell you kid. Try reading more. But yeah you'll be standing in my vicinity, then you'll be leaving my vicinity (and your conscious body) and the back of your head will kiss the ground, like you said.
>>158497983>Try reading moreany recommendations?
>>158497982Protect yourself at all times.
>>158497960You must know from a traumatic experience, huh? Sorry you were raped. Not good.
>>158497958He's a big guy
>>158497989On the nature of things, by Cyril Gane.
>>158497983too many words trying to talk your way out of this ass whooping kid. see you after your shift
>>158497975nigga fighting like hes in GTA IV
>>158497957A win is more than a win. If Fazza was coaching Justin he wouldn't let him anywhere near this scrap
>>158497993you think me to be the rapee? no.
>>158497921>three division champion
Raped bitch
>>158498038
>>158498034notice the absence of Eddie Alvarez in here
>>158498049Gooby looks like an angry birds pig
Eddie Alvarez?wow.
>>158498018A win is a win.
>>158498065Many are saying this
personally I'm more of a Johnny guy than a Valter guy
>>158498083Not me
>>158497936Nah justin broke topuria who is just a walk forward and heem plodder.Volk is fast and has good footwork he's much harder to hit. He would try and take less damage.Danger wise he might get decisioned by volk where as he can just bash topuria again.
>>158498060only man to hold titles on bellator and the UFC
>>158498090oh?
>>158498095kino I felt bad when he got made a fool by conor.
Topuria defeats GaethjeKO/TKO, Punches3:01 Round 2
>>158498114Oh my god so trueeee
i'm like derrick lewis if he wasn't jewish
>>158498114He's literally out there why did this Topuria guy go for a sub? RIGGED???
>>158498135Trump rigged the fight DC even posted about it.
>>158498126You're Derrick Jewish haha
>>158498054its a gaethje win reel so a gaethje loss wouldnt make too much sense would it now
>>158498095Pitbull soon.
>>158497792Super Buurns (Herbert obviously)
They call me the king for the streets
king of the loser
They call me a beggar in the streets but a king in the sheets
Introduce me as the Joker
They call me Gaethje in the streets but Justin in the sheets
>>158498094Topuria has good footwork, the problem is he relies too much on KO power. His raw power almost finished Justin with the body shots but he screwed up going for a sub.This is not an easy rematch. Topuria gave Justin two hard and a risky rounds. It might not go the same way again for Justin. Volk is the easier option, plus he has size advantage
TFW your son Topuria is a multi millionaire fighter
Dana on Democrats winningmidterms
>>158498049He is so baked right here lol
>>158498224
>>158498272smug family
>>158498260topuria is solved Volk is not.
>>158498224Humble man
>>158498286Prince of Venezuela
>>158498293>almost finishes you in second round>solvedanon this mma, fighters can make adjustments in rematches
9 days until Gane fights.
>Reminder that Kevin Vallejos is the next featherweight champHe will heem sterling easily
>>158498305what the fuck dude
>>158498114It should have ended that round, but Gayshit was allowed to endure
>>158498312If he doesn't heem aljo quick hes gonna get wrestlefucked for 25 minutes
>>158498303Chito is Ecuadorian
matchups make fights
>>158495798
matt brown and the donald sir rone are like that
>>158498306Garth proved that you can simply tank Elia’s punches and he’ll give up and quit eventually
Ilia Too-Much-Punch-For-Ya
>>158498306Dude had like two broke orbitals and a broken nose and couldn't see anymore and quit on the stool. He'll be a shell of his former self in the next fight.and yeah he can heem dehydrated featherweights but full size lightweights are a different thing as exhibited in the justin fight where he got beaten to a bloody pulp.
>>158498319I know bro.
cutting weight?
>>158498360oh we got a real old head in the thread sup unc
>>158498346Many dicksuckin' chomo vatos are saying this
>>158498370Why are you here at 4am on a Thursday morning?
don't call yourself an oldhead unless you've been watching since ufc 300
>>158498384Same reason you are.
>>158498384>>158498384you know the saying >>158498384>>158498384its four o clock somewhere
im dropping my gloves in the cage at ufc 400. all my boys will be retired. Yoel might be fighting
six seveeen :D
>>158498420
>>158495798Why is everyone such a fuckin degenerate these days
>>158498394The first card my parents let me watch was 303
>>158497227*Backofthehead Gamin
i don't personally watch that crap (mma) but i pay enough attention to the posts here that i have a good idea of what's going on
>It's UP!Thanks Ogumbo
>>158498420lol good one
UFC 67: All or Nothing was a mixed martial arts event held by Ultimate Fighting Championship
What's my boy Manel Kape up to?
in my day they did half numbers for cards
>>158496907Tom can't see mate
Yeah we're an international intelligence agency and we decided to spend our time and resources on making vague references to this smelly australian on 4chan just to make him uncomfortable or something
I had a shower bro.
UFC 344: MAGNUM FORCE
>>158498503we know.
>>158498510I know.
>>158498399Im doing my laundry to save electricity with the cheaper tariff
>>158498503doesnt rinse you of your sins on the mat you fucking piece of shit. give me 10 dips
>>158498516we know you know.
>>158498525I know you know I know
its like you guys dont even want to be here, like you dont want to train
I don't know man
theres the door. good luck
Who's Manel fighting next?
>>158498540whats not to know. do you want to fight or not?
>>158498550I got injured.
>>158498554The fight doesn't care if you're injured.
>>158498549youre asking me questions you think i have the answer to when i do or i would tell you who manual cape is fighting next. whos got the next question
>>158498557The fight just has to fucking wait.
I wasn't asking you nimrod.
>>158498549Autogynephilia
>>158498554tough luck kid, pack your bags. youre going home
i knocked out an adult male grizzly bear with an overhand right. you really don't want to fuck with me dude.
to all you others that are healthy and here not ready or willing to fight, just look at this kid. im sending this broken piece of shit home and he would kill to be in your position
I looked it up seems manel is next in line for the title shot. Pretty cool.
Well I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
this is the opportunity of a lifetime and youre more worried about finger banging in the park. do you or do you not want to be a fighter
UFC 370: Dana White, in memoriam.
This isn't a career it's an opportunity.
This fight game doesn't even pay fuck this shit i'm going back to plumbing.
>>158498585Arguably the most famous fighter in the history of MMA loved to play touch-butt in the park. So don’t tell me what to do.
>>158498587GBH make the walls of his heart bigger less volume trying to pump more vasculature so it has to do more work
Dana White on Islam Makhachev: ‘Being the champ, I don’t really expect you to fight 3 times a year, but twice would be nice’
>>158498596BJ Penn wasnt playing touch butt in the park
>>158498593Conor if he quit MMA early
thread is moving way too fast, tranny janny needs to rangeban more areas
Ufc refs only make 2k a fight, i wouldnt show my face on camera for that let alone travel on a plane (risk of crashing with female pilots now accepted) and perform a task like a slave. Look at the herb dean jre interview, hes so slow its unwatchable, literally 70IQ .
my name is herbacious dejean
>>158498612Just wear a sheisty like in king of the streets.
Although it's a common saying, in all my years (decades really) of watching MMA I don't recall ever having seen someone really literally "kick someone's ass"
>>158498472>Chris "Taco" Padilla
>>158498623Tom Aspinal drinks lots of coffee
The biggest tragedy in the Conor era was Dana allowing him to take the Floyd fight. Because Conor got that payday we were robbed of many kino fights.
>>158498612>only 2k a fightthats half a mortgage for way less than 40 hours of work you fucking idiot lol. price out cage side seats and then try to find seats where you ref the fight. they travel enough they utilize air miles, and hotels are either comped or they are smart enough to budget out a hotel. Refs have it easy and are compensated properly
Tom Aspinal drinks lots of coffee, but its usually his opponents who experience a crash.
>>158498646is this bait?
>>158498623vaguely remember someone being grounded on their back with the guy laying into their thighs and ass with kicks. Joe noticed as well
>>158498646Yeah and they ref like 3 fights a night which is pretty good
Why wont the ufc clear Tom to fight?
>>1584986732k for less than eight hours of work, not including the other fights worked on the same card. these guys make six figures you fucking idiot lol
>>158498682Because he got double eye poked knuckle deep
>>158498689no bro you responded to the other aussies obvious bait with a serious post and I was just wondering if you were pretending to be serious?
time to make mma inaccessible
>>158498695yeah? look down and see where you are
boycott ufc until they cut ref pay by 35%
>>158498708I where I'm at.
>>158498612That means they make 6-8k a night for doing fuck all lol. 24k a month for standing in the octagon (without the risk of acquiring CTE) sounds like a good deal.
>>158498659Funny that
Might become an mma ref. Model my game on Steve Mazzagatti.
My dad is my father.
>>158498709how about 33%
The MMA Guru makes millions of dollars from YouTube, but still needed to get a job as a journeyman plumber just to make ends meet.
Let’s b honest here: refs deserve better pay than fighters.
>>158498740english pound is weak
My father is my son
>>158498741it's a thankless task
like honestly fans should be paid too. like im spending my time and my money watching it and getting snacks so like pay me to like tune in you know
>>158498612>$4k a night for maximum 60 minutes of work including walk outs and decisions Yeah I wouldn't do it either. Not worth it
7 billion dollars divided by 8 billion means we all would get a lot of money from ufc
Remember when that guy from here met Stamp Fairtex? aura.
>>158498762Id do it if I could drink
We need a Contender Series for ring girls, current roster is 100% hags
>>158498779works more like how hollywood works bro you should know that
Tom quit though
>>158498776Never stopped Keith Peterson
>Walker is a +300 underdawlg on betHoly easy money
>>158498818>betting on walker to avoid being chinned for 25 minutes against an unheemable opponentBookies LOVE him
Fuck Buck
>>158498832Lol this dude still trying to do YouTube? Last I saw he was doing live streams for 200 viewers begging them for money to pay rent.
>>158498822salsa bitch got heemed thrice in pillowtap
>>158498822Walker is unheemable at HW
>>158498852Walker is no longer a heemer. Kneeing bitch parkin doesn't count
>>158498779The UFC did a ring girl competition before but I forgot what they called it. Was a private competition tho
Power Slap tomorrow bitches
just convince dana that they would make more money with hotter ring girls
Cortes Acosta vs Walker will be 25 minutes of Waldo slowly shambling forward, getting kicked in the gut, mean mugging to the camera while not actually doing anything, while Johnny sprints across the cage scared for his life. There's like a 40% chance it just randomly ends when Johnny runs in to a 1-2 for no reason but it's very conceivable that Johnny Walker wins the decision
>>158498878man you guys just don't get it
What happened to those hot ass Brazilian ring girls. The only good ones they have now are De la Cruz the filipina one and Brookly the black lady. The white women they have suck, they need to recruit better white women
>>158498903Walker by decision is the most likely outcome. They'll both be gassed after 2 rounds
Imagine how many nuts I would bust for Megan Olivi and Nina Drama as ring card girls
>>158498904stfu grandpa, we want jellybean
>>158498912I don't think I will
>>158498921it's the year of the unc homie experience posting holds more weight and clout than yn's posting
>>158498924Think about it.
Chandler is more washed than McGregor. Few understand this.
No nonsense Keith Peterson makes 20k per ref gig
>>158498935Chandler was able to throw a strike without TKOing himself
>>158495798is this shit real?
>>158498689They are celebrities at this point, all the online abuse. Travelling zaps your body, and being in a crown with all those people watching and judging your decisions takes a large mental toll, thats why they choose retards like herb dean. I wonder how much Bruce Buffer makes per fight, he has the best deal in the house, cameramen are prob paid fuck all also
>>158498921Jellybean is unc coded, I’m afraid.
Aww look how adorable Hokit looks with Braces lol
^gay
>>158498998This is Hokits true nature imo
>>158498981Why didn't he get them when he was a kid I wonder, did his parents work?
>>158499006Braces are expensive in U.S. He probably had to pay for them himself.
josh we know you're here. please give us a sign. we can help with your gameplan.
>implying hokbeast needs help
yeah josh let's talk about your gameplan bro
>>158499014I've done that, they are 10k here so they must be about 5k in the us. Theres plenty of dairy farms in Ablurqurcy his parents could of worked in. I would be interested in meeting Joshs parents to see what kind of people they are.
>>158499076just fucking heem that nigga!
>Reddit Josh
If one Tuivasa can knock you down Hokit can rape you.
>>158499079Josh Hokit is from Fresno California. It actually used to be a farming town.I been to Fresno before. Super boring, sleepy town. Only thing cool is that its close to Mountains and Yosemite for camping.
tai landed the legendary heavyweight fluke haymaker and gane not only recovered but won the round. it's literally impossible to beat him on the feet.
Flukes don't exist in MMA.
>>158499139Talmbout Fluke Rockhold
>fat plodding retard will heem Gane… this time!
gayne got knocked down through his guard lmao chinny black bitch
>>158499139You don't exist in MMA.
>gayne will win a fight without resorting to fouls... this time!
>>158499152doesn't that just mean he's essentially never made a consequential technical striking mistake in his entire career
If Gane finally wins the HW title next week, will that solidify his place in the ufc hall of fame or does he need more wins after that?
>>158499202no retard
>>158499203>If Gane finally wins the HW title next weekHe already won the HW title mate
>>158499119Yeah I just looked it up, his dad owns a recycling facility and also a sawmill
>>158499202Yup, bodied that Troonspinall autists.
>>158499228>the (1) example of gane getting hurt actually vindicates gane's perfectionreflect on your foolishness next time kid
Gane won that round btw
Some name he has
>>158499304woah are you superbest winnermuaythai? nope im not thats my dad, im notsobest muaythailoser
>>158499238He has the interim title, not the undisputed title
we all arent equal. White Americans outside Michael Chandler arent naming their kids superblack robsalot
>>158499326sounds like a dispute…an undisputed argument.
missing a kick and getting slammed by no knees ngubu? perfection.whiffing a punch and getting taken down and subbed by jones? perfection.spinning backfisted and panic sniffing against volkov? perfection.
>>158499326
>>158499326Got promoted months ago try to keep up slowpoke
>>158499304How do you go from best to superbest?
Perfection
>>158499359just how bad is tom aspinall
>>158499381if gane could keep his fingers out tom's eyes we might have an answer to that question
Maybe Tomala should stop rushing forward with her eyes closed? Xhe eyepoked herself
Paraguaybros…
>>158499469>>158499041
Luke is going off
>>158499497Lole. But the same thing happened like 40 years ago here and we haven’t recovered, so I feel for Paraguayans.
>>158499528nah it's bad shoulda hired a jew to run their bank rookie mistake
GET OUTTA THERE FRANKIE
>>158499469All of drumpf lakeys are getting heemed
With the new rules update Gane losing the belt via DQ is a very real possibility.
Rumors that 2021 NCAA wrestling champ AJ Ferrari is transitioning to MMA, along with his brother Angelo Ferrari, an All-American last season.AJ Ferrari was charged with assault by strangulation, domestic violence, and false imprisonment involving a pregnant woman in May 2026.
It's entirely possible for Hokit to win.
Hokit is a overnight sensation if you ignore the 10 years of hard work he put in prior to that
invest in gane
It's entirely possible for Hokit to get hypnotized by Gane's chocolate daddy body and drop on his knees and start sucking.
Some people don't realise it but JDM is still the best boxer in the ufc.
Hokit the decadal sensation
Hokit will simply out wrestle Gane, just like Ngannou did. The blueprint is quite literally there.
>>158499766You think he'd win a boxing match against Prates?
>>158499793post spivak Gane won't be taken down.
>>158499793"out wrestle" implies Gane will also be trying to wrestle.
let's face the reality here, had Ian not KWAB'd Schaubcat's knees, JDM wouldn't even sniff the belt.
Gane be like Josh 'okit
post spivac Gane was taken down three times by volkov
>>158499825broken foot
>>158499104That's exactly what you said about poohands and look what happened. That's the last time I listen to you retards.
hokit is literally a fat middleweight
>>158499818shartkat was plagued by injuries before the garry fight
