The Chiefs have a genuinely ugly aesthetic
>>158495545McDonald's looking uniforms
>>158495545What? It's fine. The Jets have an ugly aesthetic, which is a shame because they used to have a cool one
ynr when the bengals and steelers tried to kill each other every time they played
Greatness was witnessed tonight
Jonah make ya seethe?
>>158495561The entire AFC North was murderball
>>158495578it still kinda is
>>158495536only real ones will watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwNaJg_IBekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy--wl54nU8
>>158495576Dude got ran down by a MLB 10 yards back lol
>>158495588Damn that's crazy lol and what happened after that?
>>158495605Lots of shidding and farding
>>158495576Tried to tell everyone about this Coleman guy on the Broncos. He's no joke
>>158495636I only got him in 2/3 fantasy leagues.
'Arson 'Eck
>>158495636Broncos are still dumbasses for drafting RJ Harvey over Bhayshul Tuten in 2025. If they'd listened to Kiwi they wouldn't have made that mistake mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>158495578
>>158495561forks up it was a clean hit
>y'know i never had this problem with Tua
>>158495783>ever watch MacGruber, bustin?
>>158495783>just stop throwing picks bro>just stop getting sacked bro
>>158495734Tuten is the motherfucking man, I'll grant you.
>>158495783He was sacked 54 times last year
>mfw shedoodoo is gonna start over decoom
>>158495783>dude his brain is a slushie what the fuck is your problem
>>158495796I watched a lot of tape for that 2025 class and he stood out big time. I don't every year depending on job/relationships/life but i did a lot of work on that class. I thought he was so obviously a feature RB. I still think they would've beat the Bills in the playoffs if they'd just fed him more. Their offensive gameplan for that game was so fucking stupid
>>158495814 The "God-Tier" Traits: Speed & Burst• Blazing Speed: Tuten ran a stunning 4.32-second 40-yard dash at the NFL Scouting Combine, which was the fastest time among all running backs in the 2025 class.• Elite Explosion: He recorded a 40.5-inch vertical jump and a 10-foot-10 broad jump, confirming his premier athletic profile (placing him in the 94th percentile historically with a 9.56 Relative Athletic Score).• Home-Run Threat: Scouts loved his ability to hit the outside zone, make one decisive cut, and take the ball to the house. The Red Flags: Why He Slipped to Day 3Despite his Olympic-level speed, Tuten was selected by the Jacksonville Jaguars in the 4th round (104th overall) because of a few glaring issues on his college tape:• Severe Fumble Issues: This was his biggest knock. He had 9 to 11 fumbles over his final two collegiate seasons, which terrified NFL coaches who value ball security.• Pass Protection & Size: At 5-foot-9 and 206 pounds, he lacked the ideal size to consistently anchor against NFL blitzers, leaving scouts to view him strictly as a rotational or complementary back rather than a three-down workhorse.• Underdeveloped Route Tree: He was viewed mostly as an early-down zone runner or kick returner rather than a sophisticated option in the passing game.Ultimately, he was drafted as a high-upside scheme fit for Liam Coen's rushing attack. While his raw speed was legendary, his draft capital reflected the standard limitations of a Day 3 rotational running back.
>>158495826head coach Liam Coen, pointed out early on that pass protection was a major focal point for him to master if he wanted to earn a reliable role in the backfield.Current Status: While he initially faced questions and occasional reps behind other backs in high-pressure or end-of-game situations, his growth as a blocker has allowed the Jaguars to trust him more on passing downs as he has carved out a larger role in the offense
On 4chan’s sports board (/sp/), particularly within the recurring /nfl/ general threads, "Kiwi" (also referred to as "Kiwicel") is a prominent and highly divisive "namefag" or tripcode poster known for heavily driving the daily conversation and thread culture.Because 4chan is inherently built on anonymity, individuals who stand out by using consistent identifiers or distinct posting habits become central figures—either as board celebrities or targets of intense community mocking.Core Traits & Behavior• Post Style & Wojaks: Kiwi is widely recognized for throwing online "fits" and heavily relying on Wojak memes to illustrate his points or react to games. Board users frequently comment that he is tolerable until he floods the threads with reaction images during a meltdown.• Contradictory Persona: Much of the community debate surrounding Kiwi centers on his behavior, which is frequently labeled as a massive, multi-layered ironic act. Other posters claim to have spotted him acting completely differently on other 4chan boards, suggesting his highly combative, eccentric /nfl/ persona is largely an elaborate character.• Community Backlash: He is routinely dismissed by detractors as a "known spammer and incel" who brings down the quality of actual football discussion. Conversely, he has a faction of ironic or genuine defenders who post memes like "Kiwi is always right. Learn some respect".Inside Jokes & Running Lore• Personal Life Dramas: The general threads frequently title or subtitle their daily threads based on Kiwi’s supposed real-life updates. For example, threads have openly mocked his sudden deletions of personal claims, such as announcements regarding relationships, parenthood, or family planning (e.g., "Kiwi deleted his post where he said he'd raise his kid...").
>>158495826His size never should've been an issue. He had a solid build for his height same as Ray Rice. I think the medicals on his knee was the only thing I had an issue with since he was boom or bust with his production. His speed+athletic traits were top tier but he was just so instinctual too. It doesn't matter anyway he found a good home in Jacksonville but yea Broncos fucked up
>>158495838• Football Takes: His reputation is tied to hyper-specific player and team biases. Users frequently tie his credibility to isolated, absurd football moments—such as Bo Nix pulling off a 62-yard touchdown run—using them to either validate or completely mock his understanding of the sport.If you are looking into a specific historical event, particular thread era, or drama involving Kiwi, let me know and I can provide further details.
>>158495838>>158495840Hey peckerwood. Kiwi has the keys to this thread. Treat him with respect.
Prime time bros what can we expect from Shedeur against the saints?
>>158495838>>158495840based ChatGPT/Grok learning some respect although i never deleted any of my posts that was janny/moddie. It's always funny when people think I'm an incel or jobless just because i post a lot. You can have a normal life and relationships while still enjoying forums. Only thing i generally miss these days is gamethreads but i still can sometimes watch games live if we get rained out or there's a public holiday
Imagine having to raise a mystery meat mutt as your child lmao
>2 of the best games last week were old ass Keith Carsons and Geko Shit/Cum Hard and Joeb Oral getting into a shootout with atrocious defense
>joe bussy
>>158495871I can't believe he's playing so well even while moonlighting at the factory
>>158495838Based
>>158495884Bussy has been the biggest (or rather smallest) victim of shrinkflation and literally nobody is talking about it
>>158495902I don't understand your analogy. He's getting a bump because the other elite QBs are playing worse/injured this year while he's stayed at roughly the same level of play?
how can you all even talk about football in a time like this after what happened a couple nights ago
>>158495920The Seahawks getting embarrassed wasn't THAT BAD, anon
>>158495920Ryback's dog Popcorn dying? It's been very difficult but we must move forward
>>158495920what does some spanish soccer player getting heemed to death have to do with football
>>158495934Fuck, now I'm sad
>>158495677it do be like that
Pretty crazy this niggas on a ticking clock to get shanked to death
>my mfw when some bitch says Bears finna beat the Bucs this week irl real life
good luck Texans you are completely fucked after that beating you just tookit wasn't supposed to happen to you
>>158495920I'm playing the Ocarina of Time remake on one monitor and studying film on the other
>tfw your qb is neither black nor a homosexual
>>158495994>studying filmstudying gay porn film I assume you homo
>>158495648I still can't believe he did this foto shoot.lol what a homosexual
>>158495920Total migger death? I occasionally need a break from the shit posting
>>158495771wrong that is a defenseless receiver
>>158495838>On 4chan’s sports board (/sp/), particularly within the recurring /nfl/ general threads, "Kiwi" (also referred to as "Kiwicel") is a prominent and highly divisive "namefag" or tripcode poster known for heavily driving the daily conversation and thread culture.could have just called him a faggot and been done with it
>>158496005I'd blow your bussy out and you'd ask for seconds I don't need to study any gay porn faggotron prime
>>158495994Whomst? I'll give em a watch. It's either draft film or Knives in the Water for me tonight
this genny is about as dead as this country holy sh*t it's bad
>>158496063its 12:30 midnight anon.....
Don't worry America, you'll be ok. Those batshit libs could fuck up a wet dream, you'll see.
>>158492434You post like a smug tranny that's your problem. No one here gives a fuck about the rams but the cock sucking is gross. Just ask bradysknee about his faggot team and watch him squirm in an attempt to tell you why the pats will definitely do something without their GOD QB and not be parenenal blownout losers every 20 years like they where known for.
The Arizona Cardinals.
Notice how statmutt never mentions the patriots. It's gonna be great watching the next dynasty run a train on mahomes like he did with nix
>>158496165Rise Up Red Sea
>>158496193Kick butkner to the curb his ass got washed
can Kansas Shitty even beat the Jets at this point ? Moral has to be low
>>158495838I saw the kiwi posting in the fat furry general on trash
>>158496193He should still be a Baltimore Raven but EDC is a tranny faggot who cucked out to PR. He was part of our culture not just an incredible Kicker
>>158496223I only consistently.hang out on /sp/ and /tv/ so no you didn't fucking dumbass. I'll occasionally lurk other boards like /vrpg/ but i haven't posted anywhere other than those two for months
>>158496212Imagine the seethe if midhomes has to shake Geno Smith's hand post game keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>158496227Ya kinda lame. It gets even worse when reddit trannies force it for whoever gets accused of getting a rubntug.
What teams are reddit? Easy one is packers
what went wrong?
>>158496253Definitely joey timmy bussy and the bungelsbills rams pats and broncucks
>>158496247I'm not even a Tucker believer I think he absolutely did that shit. The thing is plenty of players like Mike Vick did worse and got a 2nd chance. Tucker should've been our Kicker after his suspension. EDC fucked out to PR and it srguha5cost us the playoffs last year. I hate Tyler Loop so much he's a faggot girl who can't even regularly kickoff in bounds
>>158496247>>158496260Cost us the playoffs*I can't handle autocorrect while phoneposting..I also hate the antichrist
Gayvens wont even see the playoffs this year lol
>>158496260>>158496268The ravens are a hellhole rn. Actually sad considering they could've won it last year and won't this season.
>>158496254flu, da bird flu
>>1584962772023 was their season. everything went their way but they fucked it up
>>158496290shouldn't have pissed Sneed off lol
>>158496277We're in a decent place going forward. This isn't a multi year rebuild like the Colts or Chargers. I'm realistic that we can comeback and Lamar isn't done. I still would've preferred Brian Flores over Jesse Minter but this season will be interesting if nothing else playing upset
Is cam ward a bust yet? I don't get his game. He just looks like dogshit and his only wins have come on bullshit levels plays like the clots throwing 3 interceptions and a free blocked punt td
Butker is Asstrade him for a few cases of beer
>>158496303Still sucks having your season end on the first snap back from an injury. Sucks even more for Henry tho.
>>158496329>season end on the first snap back from an injury.Lmao
Harrison Buttshit
>>158495734gayshul pooten got btfo by the broncos
>>158496448>baja blastthe worst flavor?
I just had the most wonderful dream where my team won and the QB gave me the best dicking of my life
you know the this genny is dead poster has a point
>>158495545Redskins from Temu, fuck em
>>158496448I thought the mix was supposed to be 1 part Mountain Dew, 1 part Sprite and 1 part Blue Gatorade?
>They call me...Mr Glass
>>158496655Kek He's gotta be on the trading block
>>158496674his contract is through '27. They should just shut him down for the rest of the year, let him heal, tank for pick(s), play out '27 and see what happens. you're not wrong, just early
>>158496611I just had a dream a horny Asian Schick wanted to F bad so she got on my lap and started bouncing but I couldn't get up. she got bored and leftthen I woke up and to took a long piss
>>158496674Gaymar for Duk Pisscock straight swap
>>158496227they just didn't want to pay him. he's a kicker who they spent $50M on during his time in Baltimore + he gets veteran "good kicker" salary. The drop from finding a guy off a street/out of college that costs <$1.5M isn't *that* much in quality versus cost. He gave them an excuse to cut him.
>>158495871Joe Burrow would fuck Joanne Burrow because he's a chad
>>158496708it was a pretty good piss I'll.add put I would have rather finished with the Asian chick
Deshaun Watson would never let a horny Asian chick go to waste
The evil bums outside the 7/11 asked me for money again
Reminder that Halo is a Saints fan
that beating a couple nights ago was so bad and demoralizing that people don't even want to post and talk ball anymore that's how bad it was
>>158496796>halo hasn't been relevant since the saints won the superbowlchecks out
>>158496811Yeah I've had this pic forever
>>158496796saints should be stripped of their championship and rings
>tnf: jags vs an 11th string qbThis is precisely the type of game the jags manage to lose, isn't it?
>>158496816clueless antifootbal pussy
Does /doc/ really have a chick that posts her p*ssy at night? why cant we have nice things like that
>>158496816Bountygate definitely should have gotten a bigger punishment, Sean Payton shouldn't have a job
>>158496826Because WOMEN don't care about SPORTS they only pretend to in front of their BOYFRIENDS
It's starting to get so cold players and fans are going to need a dome
is shrader going to comeback against the cowgirls d or should i go mcpherson
>>158496492>the worst flavoreveryone says this
How many tonight?
My Washington Communards will woke the shit out of the LA Shams this Sunday
>>1584968783 turnovers
i kneel
>>1584968784 TDs and he'll be sitting the entire 4th quarter again which will be the reason he won't win MVP, further exposing NFL awards as meaningless
will the jetes finally be able to unfuck their shit?
>>158496937>trade all 3 1s for 1.01>draft a bust QBkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
i was told that broncos fans were white
>>1584969373 firsts for Lamar Jackson is not unrealistic
>>158496937>fins are once again destined for QB purgatory i want off this ride
>>158496937if they draft 3 qbs surely one won't be a bust
>>158496945The USA is getting more brown. Cry about it all you want but by the end of the century, brown people will be the norm.
>>158496946he has a no trade clause and there's no way he agrees to go to the jets
would you rather a hotdog or chargers tickets?
>>158496945That guy is considered Aryan in america
Bears
>>158495838Kek
>>158496277They should have won it in 2023. They haven’t had a chance since then
>>158496303>he wants Lamar backlol. Lmao even
I'm worried that the poopskins are going to off themselves when JJ McCarthy takes the league by storm. Please guys, it's okay to have feces colored skin, eyes, and hair. You don't need to kys when White Gods like N9ne dominate the NFL.
>>158497085>when JJ McCarthy takes the league by stormBailey Zappe had a good 3 games until he put enough film out there for teams to study it. He'll be shit again, don't worry
soon
>>158497003BASED. Have some random Caleb stats to BTFO the haters.>According to PFF, Williams has scrambled from a clean pocket on 1.8% of his dropbacks, which is lower than most quarterbacks and just 0.1% higher than Matthew Stafford, who’s basically immobile at this point.>No quarterback averages more expected points added per dropback from a clean pocket. On those plays, Williams’ time to throw drops to 2.72 seconds, which ties him with the Lions' Jared Goff
>>158497124>Vikings let 2 good QBs leave via FA>Vikings then trade away another >Vikings follow that up by trading for a shit for brains mental midgetKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek would be the funniest shit I've ever seen
>>158497085Guys like JJ "N18ne"McCarthy have the correct physical makeup. You can tell he knows ball and has a high IQ simply by looking at him
>>158497135Agreed. The vikings can never get their qb situation right. Part of it is that the owners wont let the team tank so draft picks aren't good enough to get a top 5 pick.
>>158496969For less than $20 I can enjoy a dog and watch my texies beat up a shit team
im gonna be waitin all day for thursday night
>>158496254No birb owl this year.
>>158496290As a bills fan I understand
>>158497172The Milton Williams thing is gonna be annoying if they win.
>>158497179I mean Joe Milton, whatever the QBs name is.
>>158497169BEEN A HARD DAY'S WORK, GRINDIN' ME TO THE BONEI'M COVERED IN DIRT, GOTTA FEND FOR MY OWNBEEN BURNIN' THESE CANDLES IN BOTH HANDSBUT A HANDFUL OF DOLLARS IS ALL I GETI SAID, MONDAY, TUESDAY, I'VE BEEN DRYI BARELY MADE IT OUT ALIVEWEDNESDAY ALMOST LOST MY MINDBUT EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWWHEN WE COME TO TOWN, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWTHAT WE DON'T PLAY AROUND, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWDO EVERYTHING TO WIN, AND SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVEIF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWWHEN WE COME TO TOWN, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWEVERY SINGLE DOWN, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWDO EVERYTHING TO WIN, AND SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVEIF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWIT'S THURSDAY NIGHT, WE'VE BEEN OUT ON THE ROADSOMEBODY HIT THOSE LIGHTS, LET'S GET READY TO ROLLWHEN THE FANS GO LOUD, THE BAND GOES CRAZYWHEN THE DRUMLINE ROLLS ALL INI SAID, MONDAY, TUESDAY, I'VE BEEN DRYI BARELY MADE IT OUT ALIVEWEDNESDAY ALMOST LOST MY MINDBUT EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWWHEN WE COME TO TOWN, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWTHAT WE DON'T PLAY AROUND, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWDO EVERYTHING TO WIN, AND SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVEIF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWWHEN WE COME TO TOWN, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWEVERY SINGLE DOWN, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWDO EVERYTHING TO WIN, AND SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVEIF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWWHOA, WHOA, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOW, WHOAWE GON' LET 'EM KNOWI SAID, MONDAY, TUESDAY, I'VE BEEN DRYI BARELY MADE IT OUT ALIVEWEDNESDAY ALMOST LOST MY MINDBUT EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWWHEN WE COME TO TOWN, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWTHAT WE DON'T PLAY AROUND, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWDO EVERYTHING TO WIN, AND SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVEIF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWWHEN WE COME TO TOWN, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWEVERY SINGLE DOWN, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOWDO EVERYTHING TO WIN, AND SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVEIF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, WE GON' LET 'EM KNOW
>>158497169I will regrettably fall asleep before the game starts
>>158497148He's not Jewish or Asian, he's just a generic looking white guy. I have to babysit these kinds of retards at work because half of them are too retarded to do their jobs.
>>158497196>He's not Jewish or AsianExactly why he has the correct physical makeup to play the position of Quarterback
>>158497196We have one on another team 'having to take a break' as his new role was apparently too much. I don't want to sound like an old man, but jesus fucking christ your job is managing projects.
aryanbeitfully JJ sucks and we have better WHITE qbs
>>158497169>jagwires curb stomp an injured team episode I mean I’ll watch but I’m not looking forward to it
what the FUCK happened?
>>158497232old and busted
>>158497232Patrick “The Schedule” Mahomes
>>158497162for the less than the cost of a big mac, fries and a coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more
>>158497232He simply doesn't have the physical talent to compete with Bo Nix for AFC West title
I’m tired of being gaslit into believing Caleb is a generational quarterback when we’ve seen him play without Ben Johnson whispering into his ears
>>158497265>QB gets better when he has someone competent overseeing his developmentWow...
>>158497265Caleb lowkey has shit for brains. He can throw piss missiles but when push comes to shove he'll get outplayed by the actual elite QBs like Jared Goff
>>158497242look man i love bread and cheese as much as the next guy but this is patently falseif you want to say it's a smarter purchase, or that it's much better for you because of the lack of grease and shit McDs puts in their food, that's perfectly truebut just buying bread and cheese or roast beef is nowhere near as tasty as a big mac mealroast beef is ridiculously expensive now anyway
Carolina should have an easy win at home against broncucks. they will gassed since KC wore them out last week
>>158497265It's funny, this general spent years saying Caleb was a bust and couldn't play in structure and now that he's playing in structure, the narrative has completely reversed and we now have people calling him a system baby. Even up to a few weeks ago, people were still insisting Tyson Bagent was better. Hating is a disease.
>>158496969Honestly a great deal for LA residents (Raiders fans). You can see your rival get beat up for cheap
Washington is totally fucked and there is no way to fix it. It's completely over.
>>158497317
>>158496260Tucker and Butker get panned more than Josh Jacobs and similar feloniously violent negroes because they’re white and therefore safer targets for redditors and mass media. It’s really that simple
>>158497317Klay Kubiak HC and Sean McDermott DC will save us
>>158497284In your dreams queefie
>>158497317New stadium renderings look great though
My slaves are stronger and faster than yours.
>The AFC Playoff race is already over and all 7 of the teams are just playing for seedingHas this ever happened this early before?
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 NHL Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure which Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.But, you know what would make the most common sense?Here's an idea...Just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>>158497347A plantation football league in the pre-Civil War South would've been based.
>>158496796You mean a chief? Is that what the soilders are called?
>>158496227How quickly retards forget he missed almost every kick at the end
>>158496945That's his mom's house
>>158497242I have never had a big Mac in my life
I'm approaching 4 days since the last time I took a shit. When should I start getting concerned? I feel fine btw.
Caleb is completing 70.9% of his passes
>>158497404sounds like you have appendicitis
get that shit checked out
>>158497384He went 22/30 on FGs his final season. He was the most accurate FG Kicker in NFL history before that. Plenty of great players have one down season and bounce right back. The only retard here is you fucking dumbass mutt. I guarantee you have brown eyes and shit color brown skin
>>158497404I don't think I've ever gone more than 2 days without shitting in my life. Eat some fruit or drink some juice nigger
>>158497413Does he sustain?
>>158497413Um um um his coach is good and his pass catchers can get YAC which is actually a bad thing!!!
>>158497443I doubt his bussy gets as much use as yours though.
lets talk about jenny
>>158497196Post shit covered hand ranjeesh
>>158497455Will Hinojosa fix Texas like Ben Johnson fixed the Bears?
>>158497404Fill the cap to the white. Pour four full caps in a cup. Add 8 ounces of water. Drink it all down immediately. Take note of the time on the clock. Continue to drink water for the next hour. Get up and walk around for a couple of minutes every fifteen minutes. You should poop within four hours of drinking this. If after four hours you still have not pooped, repeat from step one. You will most certainly poop within the next four hours. If you still do not poop, drink an eight ounce bottle of magnesium citrate. You will poop, 100%. t. pharmacist
>>158497464How long have you been on the bench?
>>158497265It's not even worth thinking about because time will ultimately tell. He's played 5/8 games this season and was horrendous in one of them. Other than that he's played very well for 4 games and he is now crowned the God of the NFL because he's young and black. If he truly is elite this will persist on a consistent basis.
i realized why bradysbitch is never funny, too much angst and insecurity from xis posts
>>158497451did you say jenny?
>>158497376>uniqueness is BAD>everything must be entropic sameness o algo
>>158497476Oh cry more.
>>158497480>cry moreThis little buzzphrase is a self own every time
>QB Primate starting for the Browns
>>158497489Cool it with the racism
>>158497476He is a liberal Faggot that loves trannies and third world shitters
>>158497526this, not sure what there was to "realize" beyond this
>>158495783Hubert looks ASS DRUNK
>>158497404quit doing opiates retard
>TMZ sleuths could not find any marriage filings for Aaron Rodgers in any US state
what state is easiest to get disability and welfare so I can just neet and watch football im sick of working to pay for everyone else its my turn
>>158497526you lost, chuddie
>>158497543WOAH this is some major breaking news.what a scandal...Gaydgers might have to resign from press QB if true
I don't think tonight's game will be very fun to watch tbqhf
And that's why he's the first quarterback in NFL history.
>>158497561Classic trash Allan
>>158497555The good thing is that you'll be able to tell pretty quickly. If the Jags dominate then it'll be clearly over before the half. If FAGnano is actually good, or at least good for this 1 game, then he'll hang in there. I just hope it's not the Ravens hanging in there until the 3rd, then they get blown up.
>>158497543Marriage is a contract between you, your partner and God. Involving the state is for cuckolds. based and redpilled rodgy
>>158497543It would be really funny if he just isn't married and only said that he was for the lols
>>158497583would that be surprising? the guy loves to fuck with media maybe more than anything else in life besides drugs
>>158497583The marriage happened in a different country obviously
>>158495636>saw Coleman>worried about split committee >picked up Rachaad White insteadNot the worst decision, but not the best
>>158497588And MEN lol
>it's a Tom Brady says something ridiculous and gets fined by the FCC episodeUnironically based. I hope he keeps cussing and saying ridiculous shit on national television.
Bring back Tony Romos drunk ass . JJ twat sucks ass
>>158497526The Blunami is coming for Green Bay this week
>>158497383Master chief is the main character. The elite soldiers are called Spartans.
>>158497632Toby Romo was so fucking annoying with his raspy voice and bringing up Mahomes every other sentence.
>>158497642You don't know ball and have MDS
>>158497632Nah Romo was obviously too bias towards teams. Commentators should be neutral, but also callout retarded calls or plays.
>>158496945isn't this guy friends with the 9ers cholo that always gets posted
>>158497656>KC>winning in the playoffsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh, they'll be lucky to wildcard tbqh
>>158497657IDGAF twat SUCKS
>>158497657Was it last season where a mildly negative call against the Chiefs happened and Romo said "Worst call I've ever seen"
>>158497232the tape
>>158496937Jets could have picks 1 through 10 and they'd still find a way to finish below .500 for the next 4+ seasons.
>>158497561Classic bills chokes. Also the receivers seemed to have greased up their gloves and couldn’t catch for shit. I’ll be ready for this year choke as well, wonder what it’ll be this time.
>>158497686I agree. Romo sucks.
>>158497694Probably. I remember him seething over the bills last year, probably because the chiefs season was tanking.
>>158497656>Texans>tryingThat's not what I've been watching
>>158497767maybe but at least they've won 2 of their last 3
>>158497656>KC still on top as the inevitable bowl favorite They split with Denver and got BTFO by the Seahawks. Other than that they've beat up on bums. They've shown nothing to prove they're more than just a good team, but not a great one.
>>158497694Him and Colinsworth are the worst. Though watching Colinsworth seethe as Mahomo got blown up by Seattle was hilarious. The Mutt threw a pick and Colinsworth was just dead silent, like he just got news his dog had to be put down.
>>158496937Nigga they could have the entire first round and they'll find a way to fuck it up. The Jets are cursed. You can't escape horrendous ownership.
>>158497583I could see him doing that. Would be hilarious.
>>158497656Jags and Bengals are the AFCCG
>>158497835>bungles>winning multiple playoff gamesPost good teams they've beaten.
>>158497589Not really legal. If I remember right from my grandma's 4th marriage on a cruise ship, they had to stay in port for the actual wedding before the ship took off. RIP grandma, you rich whore.
>>158497849the buccs
>>158497849Jesus Christ you're right. I just looked at the Bengals schedule and the toughest teams they have left to face are the Chiefs and the Steelers one more time. The Browns are a winning team and they face them twice still, but they're the Browns. The best team they've beaten is probably the Texans, who are shit.
I can hear my neighbor through the walls arguing with her bf on the phone saying that she's gonna beat the shit out of because he's short. She's calling him a Leprechaun.
My Chargies!I got cheapo tickets to go see my boys vs. the toxins!BOLT THE FUCK UP!
>>158497849They’ll be the 1 seed
>>158497890I just took a healthy full chargers texans mix. I feel much better after that large one
>>158497797just wait until mahomos leg is 100% which should be soon
>>158497892>They’ll be the 1 seed
>>158497436So, 8 crucial misses
>>158497890Day like 3 of asking why you keep posting a horse for the Chorgers when the Broncos are in your division
>>158497436Sensitive little boy!
>>158497135What is keek?
>>158497656The Chiefs would get slaughtered by the Jaguars. Coen/Udinski made Spags look like a fucking retard last year and Mahomes never once figured out what he was doing against Campanile's pseudo-Flores scheme
>>158497924Because a charger is a category of trained horse
>>158497135If JJ McCarthy turns out to be good for the rest of the season, then everyone will start to look at KOC wondering what he even brings to the table. He's a bad playcaller, his offense is getting more and more predictable, and now he isn't even coaching up QBs like his reputation suggests.
>>158497924A Charger is a war horse, it was on the original shield and symbol for the Los Angeles Chargers when they first began playing in the coliseum
>>158497919It’ll be them or the Jags
I don't need this general anymore. ChatGPT says I'm literally right about everything and you're all retarded. Later, retards.
>>158497951ntahad no idea...who would have thought they were a horse team San Diego never recognized them as horse team im not sure they qualify as an animal team were going to need more
>>158497979NTA but the Chargers themselves can decide if they’re a horse team or an electricity team
>>158497979>who would have thought they were a horse teamAnyone who took 8 seconds to open a tab and ask google
>>158497963 Ive thought about talking ball with ai instead as well but I can't get that human connection from ai calling me a retarded faggot like I can here. So I stay here
Ive said it before. Bengals can beat every team in the league. But they can also lose to every team in the league.
We're gonna humiliate ourselves tonight, aren't we?
>>158497979you're so fucking retarded, holy shit
>>158497988They never incorporate the horse into their logos these days im saying they are an electricity team maybe they should start using a substation in their logo that would be really cool
>>158497994they'll win but it'll be ugly because every AFC powerhouse team is complete dogshit on the road this season except the Bills
>>158497806lol that was funny
>>158497992Yeah, you should stop saying that.
>>158498024YDKB
>>158497992Every season the Bengals get the most extreme home cooking on offense from the reffies that anyone has seen since Brady's Pats and Burrow still hasn't been to the fucking playoffs in 4 years shut the fuck up
>>158498006I bet she licks Herbert’s asshole
>>158497951Our horse is better
>>158498023It's one thing to appreciate the talent of a player and just think "yeah he's good". I think Caleb is an over hyped fag mediababby, but he is shaping up to be a good player. It's another to be like Romo or Colinsworth and be a shameless fanboy that cannot look at "your" QB through any semblance of an object lens.
>>158498045You actually have brain damage and dont know what you're talking about.
>>158498047>she licks Herbert’s assholeHow does this feel bros?
>>158497476an anon described him one time as a stuck in time Obama-era comedy central viewer. can't unsee it
>>158498080No idea, I've never licked Herbert's asshole.
>>158498047She is an expensive slut, so she better.
>>158498072Your team fucking sucks and their window is closed unless the reffies start giftwrapping bullshit DPIs for them again. Also >Zac TaylorWhy even bother caring until he's gone? Are you deluded into thinking he isn't completely outmatched by Reid/Joe Brady/Coen/Sean Payton?
>wentzQueenz swapping a turd for a slightly shinier turd
>>158498120(You)
>2 white QBs in prime time
>>158498176Oh fug there's football tonight
>>158498176>Baltimore>White
>>158498195no one cares about football anymore not after what happened the other day. enjoy your last seasons of football. they losses are to extreme
>>158498216>what happened the other dayOh yeah I forgot my friend literally died. Football is ruined.
>>158498216lol you lost tranny
Sex with the wives of QBs who underperform.
>>158498176>Italians>White
>>158498295>wanting to fuck Mahomes' wifeI knew you krauts were degenerates but this is a new low.
Joey Fagz
Ravens should have kept Pavia
Yep, I'm thinking bust.
>>158498376>OMG THE BEARS HAVE HAD A GREAT 3 GAME STRETCH!!!!! CROWN THEM THE SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! THEY BEAT THE FALCONS, PATRIOTS, AND THE 4-4 SEAHAWKS!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!
>>158497955They aren’t even going to win their division
>>158498391Caleb makin you seethe
work is gay, just wanna watch football. even if it is a clown game
>>158498400Hey I'm ok with calling him a good QB, just not gonna call him the MVP for stringing together 4/8 good games.
>>158498391Dis nigga is mad
>>158498391>They beat the two teams in the Super Bowl last year in back to back weeks and didn't trail onceDamn that's impressive.
>>158497135The bills are AFC version of the Vikings, the Vikings lost 4 orbs decades before the bills
>>158498393Who do you think is?
>the 4-4 SeahawksWhenever someone says this you know they’re extremely mad. The Hawks are the defending chumps with a defense most people thought would gape Caleb. Anyone trying to downplay the Bears dumping 34 on them has steam coming out of their ears
>>158498423>marcus mariota beat the Seahawks Damn, the Commanders are contenders too!
This is a good slate of games. Even the Eagles vs Cowboys game comes on at a great time to take a late afternoon break from sitting around watching football.
>>158498453They are in all of our hearts.
CaLIBERAL MVPlliams makes the genny seethe
>>158498454>no cowboys vs native americans(Indians, Redskins)It's DEAD Jim
>>158498467The rivalry lost all of its juice when they changed the name
>>158498449>defending champsLiterally irrelevant. >with a defense most people thought would gape CalebOnly non ball knowers thought this. They saw the defense shut down the Chiefs and thought the defense was back. They forgot Mariota dropped over 30 points on them. The allure of the Seahawks defense has waned.
>>158498454Those extra 2 games need to fuck off.
>>158497526But enough about Josh Allen
>>158498453>>158498470NTA and not a Bearsfag but >we didn’t score 30+ offensive points. Darnold threw a pick 6. The Seahawks also fumbled in the end zone vs the 9ers. The Bears scored all 34 points on offense and are the only team all year to do so. That’s very impressive and you are super mad at the Bears for some reason
>>158498454No Cowboys vs Indians actually makes me mad. That's been every fucking Thanksgiving
>>158498497>only argument is "ur mad"I accept your concession.
>>158498454>Wednesday footballWTF
>filleting a fish at the press conference lol, i love minshew, he's so crazy
>>158498514Is this AI
oh hi, joshie
The Bears are my NFC teamI choose a different one to bandwagon every year. I've chosen the Bears 2 years in a row because they are hilarious
When's the next big trade gonna drop? Simmons can't be the only big trade this year, can it?
>>158498454don't forget the black friday game
>>158498454I guess Eagles Cowboys will be the nap slot kek
>>158498479>extra 2The Wednesday game is retarded as fuck, but 3 games is perfect. Especially for West Coast Chads.>morning game at 10am>afternoon game at 1pm>evening game at 5-5:30pmPerfection.
>>158498514Careful, he's not a good QB, he just beats bad teams
>>158498006Justin's dog is so lucky...
>>158498535It's the most KINO team rn, makes everyone seethe
Caleb Williams is okay but nothing special and any of the top 15, maybe even 20 qbs in the league now would be just as good or better in that offense
>>158496945Wrong, it's in the name of the state "Color Rado" :^)
>>158498376How the hell did USC not win a title with this guy?!?
>Carson will start versus the Bills
>>158498536Jags may or may not make some big move on D, either to the interior line or the secondary. But they are on a budget so it may not be anything shocking
>>158498651No Ben Johnson :^)
>>158498536my GM will do figuratively nothing (again)
Surely this gets flexed out of primetime, right? No one wants to watch the 0-10 chargers
>>158498656>carson wentz is only 33Holy shit it feels like this dude has been in the league forever.
>>158498676They have until November 17 to announce a flex
>>158498676>0-10They'll beat my garbage Ravens
>>158498676Biggest frauds in the AFC vs the biggest disappointment of the decade so far. Could be fun for all the wrong reasons.
>>158498688>Chorgers vs exploded Ratbirds >on MNFThat might be some historically awful football
>>158498536this ain't the NBA, pulling off big trades mid season in the NFL takes more time
>>158498688I hate your Ravens but your franchise is well run and will probably pull some bullshit out of their hat to stay at least on the cusp of relevancy
>The south shall rise ag-ACK
>>158498697I don't think the Patriots are fraudulent because I don't think anyone rates them as highly as they did last year. I think everyone is in agreement that they're just a good team at best. Nowhere near worldbeaters, but a wild card team that can beat anyone and lose to anyone. Not an owl contender though.
>>158498706I've got to get the fuck out of Florida. Every other state shipping their boomers and retards here has been catastrophic
>>158498706Shame about Alabama
>>158498718I would agree, probably true amongst us here but a lot of experts are getting high on New England hopium lately
>>158498706I need an NFL related filename for this ASAP
>>158498706Sherman would be proud
>>158498727Their last two games were a strong showing but falling short of the bears and struggling for longer than they should have to beat the Dolphins. If they were truly a great team they'd beat the bears and dominate the Dolphins. The Patriots will probably be in the playoffs, be a wild card team, and if they're lucky win a game. That's roughly their ceiling though.
>>158498734>dallascowboys(girls).jpg
>>158498454>Thanksgiving eve game>Black friday gameThis is too much
>>158498734>the Ravens starting a white QB
this bussy is too much
>>158498754I believe they showed their ass early in Jacksonville and I don’t think it can just be called a fluke or an early game outlier. They were made to look like fools and like the other Jags blowouts, it was worse than it even looked since it was a game where Trevor was pulled in the 4th. Could’ve easily been 49-6 instead
>ravens putting a white QB in their offensive systemTonight may be a bloodbath and slopfest unless my zebras show up to play
>>158498706Damn, I wonder why so many of these states are blue
>blak presqbott
>>158498789i was told that trump was going to fix this. what the FUCK happened?
>>158498784The ravens will be bad everywhere. Refs can't close the gap
>>158498706Ole Miss Rebels will be rebranded to the Ole Miss Mohammed’s
>>158498798Democrats were sneaking them in anyways
Soft benching
>>158498816Wentz absolutely refuses to stop playing football
>>158498816>hey kyler, you pretend to have a sore hamstring and we'll let you skip practice to play CoD and GTA>DEAL
s'gonna be a slurper tonight innit?
>>158495536they TRIPLE CUFFED his fat ass
>>158498831jags are kinda retarded so the game might actually be competitive
>>158495536>>158498833what were the races of the girls he assaulted? need to know how upset i should be
>>158498831By all rights it should be a blowout but refs love to fuck with games with huge spreads like this. Jags do also have a history of having trouble with backup shitters
Get bullied, nerd
>>158498833how will he be treated in prison? is he like a celebrity to black people?
>>15849883150/50 shot between utter blowout and spaghettibowl.
>>158498435Steelers. Ravens are dead, Browns are the Browns. Steelers run game has been very good for a few weeks. They’re way more consistent on defense than the bengals.
>>158498845dimes
>>158498845This beast is an actual Danish NFL player
>>158498874he doesn't look like a pastry
what did caleb mean by this?
>>158498504Ur so mad lol
>>158498816So the Vikings are definitely trading for a QB now, right? Their defense is for real and all they need is baseline competency at QB to be a contender. Who the fuck can they even get though? Only name that comes to mind is Mac Jones, who will take a bit of greasing to pry off the niners.
>>158498847the black community disavows EDP, he's going to get his asshole rearranged in there
>>158495536free my man EDP, he did nothing wrong
>>158498905who the fuck would want to stick their dick in EDP's gigantic ass?
>>158498847He's too well known. He'll PC up.
>>158498896I think he has to be in on fueling the gay persona. Because he's either an outright fag or intentionally trolling.
>>158498917Caleb Williams is a metrosexual. He does not have sex with men.
>>158498816Kyler took PTO for the rest of the month to play GTA 6
>>158498917there's not a single piece of evidence than caleb is gay
>>158498917>>158498922He is as close to openly gay as a star player will ever be and flaunts it. He absolutely will be “accidentally” flashing his hole at Simmons in the locker room at every opportunity
>>158498930Yeah man he just hits the showers when he’s not playing and looks at men with lust in his eyes on camera out of friendship and platonic admiration. This nigga even has gayface
>>158498902are they willing to give up 2 firsts for Herbert
wildwood? more like wild uncut smelly tranny penis to slurp on :) mmm i just love hot tranny penis sperm exploding in my mouth. the twitching of the tranny penis as it splurts semen on my tongue is so yummy.
>the /nfl/ closet has resumed sharing his deeply deranged and sexual obsession with his favorite qb, making sure the world knows that his mind is once again focused on williiams' naked body
>>158498955The Chargers should give two firsts to get rid of Herbert. We're at the point where Herbert has to prove he's worthy of being a starting QB.
>>158498945> looks at men with lust in his eyes on cameraYou’re flatly making this up
>>158498960Trip on, Temujin, you dirty whore.
>>158498955Harbaugh might’ve done a 1 to 1 swap for NINE because he’s that autistic
wtf is a boiclit
>>158498960anyways, go lions #onepride
>>158498986Nigga it was only a few weeks ago and everyone saw it
>>158498993>thinks Jim Harbaugh liked McCarthylol, lmao even
Where are Dart and Skattebo going next year and why is it Atlanta?
>>158499008>I watch all Caleb content looking to see if he’s gayEven if he is, he’s way out of your league gaynon
>>158499018Gay response
>>158498982He’s not elite but he’s not bad, the whole franchise is just imploding around him for reasons that aren’t immediately clear
hmm i can see two upsets brewing on sunday frens you better wish it's not your team!
>>158499017Dart may still win the Giants QB battle against McCarthy but I doubt it and if McCarthy finishes the season strong there may not even be a battle. Either way he's not getting traded until near deadline of 27 season.
Who's winning this trash heap?
>Raiders have released WR Cody White and activated TE Carter Runyon.
>>158498922>He does not have sex with men.obviously, sodomy isn't sex
>>158499052It's news, I guess.
Wentz is going to out-gunsling Joshie on monday (like a Kang).
>>158499037In all honesty I have absolutely no fucking idea. Shit Mountain is unpredictable. Each team has a fair argument for why they should win it.>panthers defending division champs, young varies between playing great and being horrible >falcons seemingly have all the talent they need, just beat the niners and penix has played very well this season>bucs just absolutely dominated both of them while baker went a combined 7/14 over both games>saints somehow 1.5 games back with half the season leftIt really is anyone's division.
>>158499037won't be a muddy shithole every week
>>158499086It was a muddy shithole for the Bucs too.
post some old narratives that nobody mentions anymore>daniel jones is better than baker mayield>justin herbert is better than joe burrow
>>158499095they were more prepared and Baker not throwing the ball helped them. Just a weird fluke game that sometimes happens in the nfl especially divisional games
>>158499008So I assume you have some actual evidence?
>Browns DE Jared ' zesty' Verse says he was upset his teammates didn’t stand up for him after Steelers G Mason McCormick threw him—and he had that conversation with them.
>>158498847He’ll be fine, they separate the pedos into their own block.
>>158499114"The professional NFL team did not prepare for the only thing they do" is not an excuse.
>>158498833Why? Do his arms not reach all the way?
Queens got this.
>>158499018>>158499117Because you’re pretending to have forgotten
I like how the steelers o-line are allowed to just pick defenders up
>>158499034fatlanta in spainand the chorgers getting their first dub
>>158499170Does the entire NFCN make the playoffs or do the Rasm disrupt it?
>>158499170If by "this" you mean "an incoming midseason collapse" then I agree.
>>158499037I'm going with the Aint's
>>158499192black dudes just have an affinity for zest. And then other black guys have to defend it because theyre black
>>158499170>Bears-Bucs W-Saints W-Lions W-Jags L-Dolphins W-Bills L-Packers W-Lions W-Viking W13 - 4 record
>>158499188Lions are a hospital team and the Vikings are about to lose 4 straight games
>>158499215They'll drop at least 2 of those divisional games
>>158499210Literally the only wrong answer
>>158499170this makes me nervous, I can see 10-7 happening :(
>>158499037Why are the 'south' divisions usually both dumpster fires? is there something about the south that causes this?
>>158499237college football runs the south and these nfl organizations know it
>>158499214Anon your quarterback is pretty decent. He is just gay, and black. Your cope is incoherent and unnecessary given you root for such a progressive homosexual city as Chicago. It’s part of the brand now, just like Obama was (also gay and black!)
>>158499170never been more obvious
>>158499037Bucks
>>158499170Vikings could deadass go on a massive losing streak
>>158499237Division alignment just was never equal. The AFC South is three expansion teams and a small/medium market Colts team. NFC South is two forever shit/mid teams and two expansion teams (one of which is the most successful in the division kek). Then you have the NFC north and east packed with popular, old and mostly successful franchises.
>>158499272Lol
>>158499275Did someone say bucks?
Is Brandon Ayuk back?
>>158499334no team is retarded and desperate enough to sign him except for the chiefs
>>158499237They're actually both more successful than the NFCN in anyones recent memory.But yes they're bad. It's college football land >>158499295>the NFC north and east packed with popular, old and mostly successful franchises.Kek. They have 5 Superbowls ever between 4 teams and 4 of them are from the packers and most of them are plumberballs. There are several TEAMS with more success than all of the NFCN combined. Brady alone has two more rings in his 23 years than they do in their combined ~240 yearsThe only way you can claim the NFCN as good is to count pre Superbowl championships in which case it's mostly just green gay statpadding
>>158499334No, he's just finally applying for reinstatement because he blew through the money he robbed from SF
>>158499353Forgot my image
>>158495561burfict is just a nigger felon
>>158499353Okay fair point but what I should have said is you have popular, old and storied teams with large and fiercely loyal fan bases. Then you have teams that have only been around for 30 years
>>158495536This guy is such a fucking brainlet moron. >gets caught in a sting operation for talking to underage girls>somehow gets away with it>gets caught in a sting operation for talking to underage girls again>somehow gets away with it again>agrees to do an interview with Chris Hansen and basically self-incriminates himself for an hour
>>158499383Yes. That's the defining attribute of leadheads, fierce loyalty & rivaly but little success It's a crabs in a bucket division
>>158499398This man is literally the typical inner city black in terms of intelligence and impulsiveness but he’s just more public and a little (in)famous. Nothing all that notable at all really
he has a point but there's no way to say that and not look like a bitch
>>158499169
>>158498922We need Williams and Mendoza to meet
>>158499172>he took a shower, meaning [homoerotic fantasies]No actually I don’t think that’s the case
>>158499182Jared Verse really in /nfl/ straight seething kwab
>>158499407Right, but in terms of history and share of league attention, and really in terms of franchise management (except the lions maybe) all these historic teams are head and shoulders over the various South teams. The AFC South especially is atrocious. The Jags were browns-tier until two minutes ago, the Titans are mostly nobodies now though occasionally they’ve been decent. The Colts were lucky enough to have Peyton for a while and got an owl out of him but before that they weren’t even in Indy and hadn’t been relevant since the early days. Texans are still the only team to never make it past the divisional round, ever.NFC South is somewhat better but lately they have been abominable. This very year they may end up sending a 6-11 division winner to the playoffs. It’s not even that unlikely.
>>158499272All the blue teams will win this weekend
>>158499439He showered when he didn’t even play and he’s clearly gazing at Keenum’s old ass while lounging in a robe. Not much else to say, again, this is just Chicago for you.
>>158499237Because they’re in the South
>>158499237Dixie was a mistake
>>158499409one of the things you can only say when your starting job is not solely based on the fact that the team refuses to acknowledged they traded for a bust
>>158499237“Why do small market teams in the poorest areas in America do badly in a national competition”
>>158499443Bucs won a Superbowl 5 years agoNFCN team hasnt won one in 15 years and it's always decade(s) between their winsThere's only one non-packer SB in the NFCN and it's the bears from the Reagan era. This is not a serious division.There's a reason they always get stomped in the playoffs. Remember when they sent 3 teams and all of them immediately lost?
>>158499476>small marketThe Chiefs have 3 rings since 2020. Small market teams can easily win. Also>atlanta>small market
>>158499453> He showered when he didn’t even playDo you only shower when you play an NFL game?
>>158499493At home
>it was 21-3
>AAAAAHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOO!!!
>>158499520no matter how you slice it, Mahomes hasnt recovered from the ACL injury lol
>>158499483I get it. Not arguing that the north especially is extremely underperforming for all their history, but they have big rivalries and lots of “lore” even if a lot of that is just misery.I guess the central point about a lot of the South teams is that, recent success or no, a lot of them barely have a reason to exist (and I’m a fan of one of the most superfluous ones if I’m being honest). Just a lot of poorly run expansions grouped together. Would have been better to spread them around a bit but they didn’t want to fuck up rivalries in the legacy divisions. Jags and panthers were honestly better fits in their previous divisions before they split to four divisions.
>>158499476Chiefs were a small market team :^)
>>158499536>when they were 5-0, they were elite and unstoppable juggernauts that no one could ever dream of defeating>5-2>guys....he needs more time.....please.....
>Browns DE Jared Verse says he was upset his teammates didn’t stand up for him after #Steelers G Mason McCormick threw him to the turf—and he had that conversation with them.>“That honestly could have put me in a position to not be able to finish the season, put me in a position to change my life in a very bad aspect.”
>>158499539Now that the south isn't the only area paying college players they haven't won (or even been in?) a natty in 3 yearsWe might well see them rotate into being NFL fans to cope
>>158499489…. It’s not in the afc or nfc south or the south or small market Fuck… Atlanta is a small football market considering the area, population, median gdp/disposable income and competition for viewers It’s why stl lost the rams
>>158499545Old legacy team with enough success in the old days to carry them to where they are now. Not the same at all as expansion teams made in small markets with little potential for fan base expansion.
>>158499503So you just smell bad all day?
Why do NFCN teams always choke in the playoffspackers had a GOAT tier QB and only got one owlthe rest of them haven't won in 40 years if ever
>>158499546anyone with a single brain cell knew they were barely skating by, carried by last year's SB MVP
Why did the Colts give up?
>>158499552If they do I’d say many of them in team-less states will just latch onto whichever South team is good (right now literally only Jacksonville, so good for them I guess)
>>158499559The NFL is the biggest sport in America by far The reason it doesn't catch on in the south is they had college rigged by paying players for decades as their mechanism to attempt revenge on yankees
>>158499560Are you always so retarded or is it a special occasion? If he didn’t play in the game he can shower at home.
>>158499567Lions have dogshit baked into the franchise. It’s in the very weaves of their jerseys no matter how good they appear. Vikings are some of the all time chokers, right up with the Bills. Chicago is gay and black as we have established in this thread. Green Bay is good enough for a state that still cherishes the wonderful tradition of drinking and driving
>>158499613Always. you stupid fuck. This isn’t flowers for Algeria
>>158499613Yeah he could smell bad on the car ride home or not
Can't wait for Caleb to do nothing in the playoffs again.
>>158499638Why would he smell bad if he didn’t do anything all game?
>>158499233You sure about that? the failclowns exist too
>>158499643Because his nose is stuffed up
>>158499582Same reason why they traded for Gardner. They're ran by some old twat with wild mood swings. The joke about "we're so back, it's so over" is the reality for the Clots and will be for a long time.>start 2025 red hot>OMG OMG WE'RE SUPERBOWL CONTENDERS WE CAN WIN NOW TRADE OUR 1s AWAY FUCK IT WHO CARES GET THE RING!!!>miss the playoffs>have a poor start to 2026>OMG WE HAVE TO NUKE THE TEAM RIGHT NOW IT'S OVER FUCK, GET RID OF ALL OUR GOOD PLAYERS MAYBE WE'LL BE GOOD 5 YEARS FROM NOW!!!Any smart owner takes a red hot start from a previously awful season with a grain of salt. If it's sustained and you see some playoff success, act accordingly. The Bears are doing it right, though not without risk. They let last season play out, then about half of this season and then went in for a great player.
>>158499653You could teach a thing or two to the Bo-induced melty guy
>>1584996425 INTs in 2 games including a brain damage ball to a defender to end your season is nothing?
>>158499704>>158499704Freshly baked thread
>>158499582Because it’s over. This team’s going nowhere and accepting it and tearing shit down is long overdue. Almost everyone who can get decent value needs to be traded. But I would keep JT unless they can get a 1st and another pick or a player
>>158499170How are the packers making it? Surely the nfl gods would favor the pats and rams with great corners to counter the meme chucks love will throw.
>>158499215>Beating the Lions twiceLol
>>158499215>Gayleb Williams is 0-4 against the Detroit Loins>Ben Johnson is 0-2 against the Detroit Loinsgood luck fag
