First games start in a bit over an hour.
Let's go FC Twente!
>mjällby - borat
Ready to get raped Thunafish
for me, it's lincoln red imps vs spliti'll always remember when those little niggas beat Celtic, hilarious stuff
lech getting giga raped, jaga might actually get some points tonight
>>158497843>Lelverkusenyeah no>Sturm GrazShould do it, but Celje drew against Red Bull before.>FreiburgFreiburg is always up for some retarded shit just watch them do their thing.
What we watchin?
EL and CoL are so comfy
are hoffenheim any good?
>>158497843Anyone else sick currently? I have a nasty cold these past few days
>>158498358started taking vitamin d a few weeks ago and have been good since
>>158498358i have a nasty lack of motivation to write my thesis. but i feel healthy so i have no excuses
Ajax starting 5 minutes late is bad for my autism
AHAHAHAHAHAHAOH NO NO NO PALACE SISTERS
Hoffenheim with the perfect counter goal
based Prass
>>158497843HOLY SHIT A NUKE JUST WENT OFF AT THE THUN - HEARTS GAME!
>only 2 goals in 20+ matchesThank God, I skipped these matches.
Where my Ferencvaros supporters at
>>158498349They are currently 12th in bundesliga and i dont think they replaced manzambi well
>>158498390No Brandt?
I'm at the Thun game
>>158498487Manzambi was from FreiburgAnd imo they are >our best club in the competition
>>158498513did you survive the nuke
>>158498521Oh right.
>>158498513If JJ Williams comes on call him a useless spear chucking nigger please
>>158498496Slight injury sustained last match
Levski - Jagiellonia is an open match for now, but Jaga definitely had better chances so far. Bulgar GK doing well tho.
>hoffenheim fans being the loud ones for onceThis isnt right
>>158497843Tolu, me son
>>158497866GOAThorst hattrick incoming
TIL Salah plays for a turkish club, how tf can they afford him?
>hearts own goal
My god that was a bizarre miss at the Sparta Prague game
>>158498606Our hearts go out for them.
>>158498606Utterly incredible. That's 4 at least he has scored for us now. It's actually a little impressive
>>158497843who are Rangers playing tonight? i can't see them listed in the graphic
Atalanta is struggling vs a Kairat who conceded 5 to Panathinaikos 2 weeks ago. Biggest fall from grace ever?
>check red star vs inter d'escaldes on a lark>red star get a goal written off AND a red card on their captain in the same VAR checkserbkeks...
>>158498636>hedoesntknow.jpg
Fold the club
>PL meme teams
>>158498644CheckedUEFA MAFIA
>>158498650They should still win, Prag just got a player sent off.
This dude...
Tolu purebreed BBC warrior
Levski - Jaga still goalless at halftime, but if the field players had at least a bit of scoring capability it would've been like 2-2. Fun to watch, but both teams have been crazy wasteful.
Mjällby - BBL still 0-0 too. Mjällby have a duty for our coeffecient to to go full in Europe and disregard the relegation fight they are in at home.(btw Borac has the best club anthem ive ever heard)
>>158498766>BBLbrazilian butt lift?
can sparta still do it?
>>158497912They should make a pilgrimage to see the original Lincoln Imp. I'll be rooting for them
Milan v FenacosAZ v JuveHow the mighty have fallen
>>158498842Ajax in conference, too
>>158498162milan embarrassing themselves again
Uhmmmm Milansisters?
why are all favorites losing, is this a new uefa script?
ATALANTA LOST TO THIS AHAHAH SARRI IS SUCH A FUCKING FRAUD
>>158498894the absolute state of serie shit hiding behind comos la liga's best of the rest and oduvikas
>THE ABSOLUJTE STATE OF SERBIA
>>158498894Based UEFA made Conference league to expose frauds. >now even Andorra is writing history against us
kek why is Milan loosing against our shitters
good afternoon sunderchads
>>158498963I've had enough of bournemouth, i want to replace you with a proper football club and a proper support from the championship
>>158498974>muh northern 'sovl' industrial town team (proper club m8) with fuck all else going for the place other than the football team but we deserve it despite playing utter shite football because we have more people condensed into our depressing shanty town who go to games to escape the eternal misery for 2 hours a weekseething
Wharton sent off for absolutely nothing thanks to the ref
What the fuck was that red card? LMAO
>>158499036from what ive seen wharton seems done with palace in his heartshould have let him go in the summer
>>158498967Rotated too many players, plus Ferencvaros ain't that bad this season. They beat Celtic at home and knocked out Salah's team in the qualies.
>>158499039>Romanian officiating
up the fucking chez
>red imps are deploying Joe himselfIt's so over
>midgetland>shartalanta>shit star>hajduk
r a y a n based
Mememouth BATTERING JFs.
PALACE EQUALISER & A THIRD FOR BOURNEMOUTH AND BOSCOMBE ATHLETIC
Never bet on shitalian teams other than Como
Bournemouth all time European competition win rate: 100%
were so shit this year god damn im embarrassed
That was fun, what we watchin next?
>hajdukI don't know whether to be unreasonably smug as a dinamofag or despair at this abysmal generation of Croatian footie as a whole
>>158499136Getafe vs Brighton.
andorra bros...
Hajduk is back
so who's winning the UECL?>Lugano>Brighton>Ajax>Panathinaikos>Monaco>Freiburg
>>158498992you can't claim anyone else is seething after you've posted that
>>158499136i'll probably just follow the flashscore red dot and tune my stream into wherever there are goalsmight default to celtic though for fan seethe and hilarity potential
>>158499136Getafe - Brighton. A clash of styles. Proper men against moneyball attacking zoomers.
>>158499109Como are unironically 8/1 to win Serie A.
>>158499093remember when moneyballistas last year kept insisting midgetland is some sort of footballing miracle?
>>158499162>>158499143Dont think I can stomach getafeball, i guess i will go with Marseille lev or celtic
>>158499141Chin up lad, you have a promising set of and up and coming Croatian talents. I receive the info on this very site by a Croatian anon. Can't seee why he would lie about it?
And Jagiellonia is out. They really had to get those points now. GL not losing against Palace, Sunderland and Lyon.My heart goes out to to Andorrans. And Hajduk, for being the next in line to suffer in Gibraltar.
This is Associazione Calcio Milan we're talking about
>>158499136hapoel beer chivas vs ofi
>>158499157yeah i dont know man, maybe the team that beat fucking arsenal and manchester city and are currently 3rd in the premier league. just a hunch though
>>158499141It does seem to be entering a rough patchStill, you've been a lot better than the Serbian sides for a long time
>>158499171Getafe vs Lugano was really fun and forced tlthe home team to attack and play football for once. They actually play decent footy when they put their minds to it.
>>158499179Brighton have never won a trophy in their historyThey'll shit the bed when they face a big club or get a few injuries
at least it wasn't gibraltar
>>158499193>Northern Orc is still seething
>>158499171Why on Earth would you choose to watch Celtic? They're awful.
>>158499195more like
>>158499200celtic getting humiliated at home again and their fans chimping out and getting riled..... why WOULDN'T you be watching?
marseille neverkusen and alkmaar juventus !!
>>158499193>when they face a big club
Well well well
>>158499136They won the Community Shield and two (albeit lower division) titles.
>>158499197Anon isn't wrong though. Brighton shit themselves out of contention for trophies every single season.
hahahahahahaha this was fun
>>158499244never seen one club carrying a country this much
>>158498466<3 (no homo)
>>158499258>what is PSG?
Zagreb fans probably regretting visiting Sunderland
KAASKOPPEN
How did he even die?
>>158499264what happened
>>158499268F
>>158499277heart stoppage
>>158499278Sunderland isnt very scenic
>brighton>bournemouth>palaceso many diddy no mark clubs representing england
>>158499277vaxxed
>>158499291>>158499302ohThat makes sense.
>>158499277Collision mid air with the goalkeeper stopped his heart. RIP Jesus btw
come on leverkusen, trash marseille!
>>158499200Not wrong but also seething
>he's still seething
I wonder if UEFA is gonna create another tournie even lower in prestige to the Conference League.
>>158499327what for?
>>158499258>Dinamo Zagreb for like 20 years>Crvena zvezda for like 15 years>Celtic during Rangers' decade of shameAnd of course Shakhtar right now.
>>158499333trips confirm
>>158499327Business analysts think football is close to reaching full saturation, and extra games would be counter productive. Beside fifa trying to squeeze a bit more, I don't think we'll see expansion now.
>>158499332The same way a business franchises their stores after success, the Conference League is a commercial success
And Lech ships a laughable goal. Again kekw
>>158499332siphoning money out of even smaller cities.
>>158499333Both Dinamo and Red Star are privileged clubs, they've done more bad than good since 1990.
>>158499343>>158499348ehh you are probably right
>>158499327For me, it's the Intertoto Cup
>>158499373i remember that, i believe it started as a tournament only for cup winners, good stuff
>>158497843Give us the trophy!
>>158499354I mean, you can still see them as underperforming given their positions. But each of them was still the sole representatives of their federations in the eurocups beyond the qualifying stages like 15 times in the last 20 years. For neutrals, Dinamo and Zvezda have been synonymous with their countries on the club stage, same as Ferencvaros in the lst decade.>>158499365One year ranking, so a lot of deviations are to be expected.
>>158499327European FA cup, no qualification, anyone can enter, one leg straight knockout. Winner gets a Conference League place.
>>158499389>tournament only for cup winnersthat was the cup winners' cup obviouslythe intertoto cup was explicitly a summer tournament for people to bet on
>>158499389that was cup winners cup, intertoto was for any club that wanted to play it
>>158499419yes but make it Champions League + big prize money do it every odd summer for the most based cup in existence
>>158499397>For neutrals, Dinamo and Zvezda have been synonymous with their countries on the club stageBecause of cheating. There are 3 teams from Serbian that MUST play euro qualifiers every year: Red Star, Partizan and Vojvodina
YOU FUCKING KNEW IT WAS COMING
>Subs 20 minutes inThe netherlanders are shook
>>158499365>montenegrodo they even play soccer down there?
How the fuck did Zagreb not score there wtf
>>158499458Because Sunderland are dogshit?
>>158499481no creativity with the lineups regis has been starting
>>158499449Not claiming otherwise regarding unfair play behind the scenes. Vucić's gonna Vucić, but there are quite a few countries that end the same squad to the eurocup religiously. Dinamo / Hajduk / Rijeka / Osijek quartet had like a 10 year unbroken streak going on. Yet their respective performances still differed heavily.>>158499477I just assume all the ablebodied players leave for Serbia and Croatia early.
xhaka getting sent off for that, cool shit retard
>>158498958Not so fast mr. Glodar
>>158499498Is he still a hothead?
we're fucking winning this shit
>>158499485Funny because I thought that line-up of theirs tonight looked one of the best for a while. All blame goes onto the board for signing fuck all this summer despite the additional games.
>>158499507no not at all, just dove into a challenge. surprised it wasn't reviewed.this season he's old and slow, not doing shit and the team doesn't seem inspired by him anymore
>>158499521really need talbi/fofana with le fee in the center and sadiki/ahoka behind them.
Torreense has the best goaltune
Getafe are so shit yet I can't keep my eyes off them.
>>158499551I will say Talbi barely being played is ridiculous.
>>158499365how they do itIt seems like they don't need Qarabag FK as a national propaganda tool anymore.
>>158499577really is, so fucking what if he was gonna leave. at least he got registered for this.
>>158499601>Talbi wanted outThat would explain why Le Bris isn't playing him.
>>158499365i like how zalgiris uses the basketball logo for the football division
>>158499607yeah, dunno what happened this summer that RLB became a complete retard but it looks like he'll be going soon.
WTF whata great goal
black cat bros.... we are being scratched!
We are first
I feel fantastic
>>158499629who
wtf are sunderland doing lmao, just turned it ontime to disband the club?
>>158499644Zagreb vs Sunderland, a very satisfying goal
celtic and besiktas, two cowardly low rent clubs and playing like it
>>158499657the way the ball went behind his back was proper aura innitlike a snake really
>>158499636greatwhat's your drug?
>>158497843Oh Milan.......
UDARI, RAZVALIZA DINAMOVU SLAVU
ZIGGED BY THE ZAGREBYOURE GETTING ZIGGED BY THE ZAGREB
>>158499698kek
>>158499226
pafosbros.... we are BACK
>The name Jablonec is of Czech origin and means 'little apple tree' (jablonče was a diminutive of the old Czech word jabloň – 'apple tree')just so you chuds know
Union keeps surprising
REF DON'T DO THIS TO ME
>Blunderland
>>158499853I mean 4 players from Sunderland were offside lol
REEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>leltic
>>158499865i didn't see it lol i was making teablatantly offside on the replay
the absolute state of scottish football
Getafe is too spicy for Brighton
>>158499680I bet he takes that stuff called klantur or žbidelj
>>158499893>Third World """football"""Reminder that Scottish football's crowning achievement is having the most fans per capita at matches.
>the shanty town of Israel
FOUNTAS GOAL OF THE SEASON FOUNTAS GOAL OF HTE SEASON
>>158499946why are celtic scum even allowed to even watch ENGLISH FOOTBALL, much less actually play it?
>There has just been an announcement on the PA system inside the Stadium of Light for the away fans not to throw things from the top of the stand.kek based dinamo fans
>>158499958Why are you against celtic?
>>158499822cute :)
>>158499822CheckedWeird that you have a different ending of the word than other slavic languages
>>158499957webm?
xhaka is genuinely the worst midfielder on this team, crazy drop off from last season
>>158499957>>158499989wowzahttps://streamin.me/v/20260790
>>158499964Isn't Celtic basically Türkyemspor if they somehow replaced the big Istanbul teams while staying in Berlin-Kreuzberg and, at the same time, created the gayest matchday experience for their global customers?
I've never heard of that OFI team
>>158499909Brighton are playing a z team
>>158500016not turkish enough to understand what this neo-kraut drivel means
Brighton are so far superior to Getafe it feels like a mismatch.
>>158500006noice
>>158500016No idea i like them because they were really sovlful back in the day when shunsuke nakamura played there. I still remember his goal against ManU
Good freekick position for Graz
>>158499893It's extremely funny. Celtic think they're a big club because they shit on an effectively dead league and then get humiliated in all European competitions.
Sturm giving a gift and Celje saying GRAZie
>>158499962>Stadium of Light for the away fansFor a moment I was like, have I missed Lech fans doing sth in Lisbon. Nope.Also, Lech suddenly scores a screamer.
The fuck is Sturm even doing come onnnnnnn
>>158499989>>158500006
>>158500063Their best.
>>158500066>that goalkeeper
If Hadjuk was a person they'd be diagnosed with a bipolar disorder. Their inconsistency is off the charts one game they'll play high energy football and win and then the other they are low energy and lose. Perhaps Kanye West should own them
>2:1Where are the celtic haters now
CAM ON TORREENSE
>>158500089got trickedhe thought he had more time
mon eh sellick
>>158500096Thats the balkans in general i was told anon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>158500096Its a bit sad since a club like theirs used to belong to the upper echelon in EuropeBut the same can be said about many clubs it feels like
>>158500119b-but marseille just scored
Never let a Nafri cut inside.
>>158500096Truly a mystery.
I just knew that Lelverkusen was too retarded. The only surprise is that it took OM so long to score. Retard team.
>>158500147They look stuck in the mud
>>158500129fuck them
BASED DURAN
Getafe seem more interested in not letting Brighton score another rather than equalising. Do they even know they are behind?
Oh I know I equalize for my team. Why dont I let Celtic score and let then retake the lead again. Mannnn Besiktas are goofy
celtic definitely conceding again
>>158500190You see you dont watch Getafe for goals you watch them for the old school murderball. This is a team that scored 38 goals in La Liga last season and still qualified for the Conference League
>>158500190Welcome to Bordalasball
DINKIE
>>158500190Goal difference can be crucial at the end of the league stages.Wish Lech was aware of that before going 0-8 in two games.
>Leverkusen fans leaving at the 87th minute while led by only one goalWhat is wrong with Germans
Koffi is a pretty decent goalie for a negro
Kino save by Vicario.
>>158500206We have Everton
>That goal music Cinema
The Pink Seat Brigade are back in force at Sunderland
>>158500260Lelverkusen isn't a proper team. It's like you would expect Red Bull, Wolfsburg or Hopp customers to stay until the end. They don't actually care all that much about football.
disband sunderland
>>158500260There is still work in the morning anon
truth is marseille, monaco or lyon should have been in the CL.Lens and Lille really fluked their CL qualification
>>158500263they never last long, they can have 3 or 4 years are elite level but that's it
There were 10 red cards today.
TORRENSE TORRENSE TORENSEEEEEEE THANK YOU MALAYSIA
fucking unreal that Torreense won that match, what the fuck did I watch
>>158500147we have 9 points god damnitwe cant win every matchas long as we make it to knockouts, thats all that matters>>158500260we gained some customers after our bundesliga double
>>158500391I must be getting old, I'm always surprised when someone tells me there are bandwagoner teams other than Buyern, Dortmund, >Schalke, Hamburg and Bremen.
Getafe is not the same now that they can't waste time and foul a lot, this game 5 years ago would be 20 fouls minimum
>>158500438if you actually were that old you would include glubb and kackbach
all fine, except for Turkeyshtash who fucked up my parley
>>158500468In Northern Germany, neither of them ever existed.
>>158500260They already knew this club can't equalize, so they went ahead to catch the bus.
Looks like mjällby will advance lol. This league shit is so bad
>Panathinaikos beating Lugano
>>158500884>This league shit is so badIt was never supposed to be good, its sole purpose is to provide footballslop for even higher revenue for fat shits in suits who don't care about the sport.