Back when Hokit was a straight edged college student
abysmal dogshit faggot thread
>>158501026he cute :)
look here look listen
>Topuria thinking about retirement I don't believe him. Is this a ploy to negotiate more money from UFC?
>>158501026ugly pig. hideous.
>>158501034Monitor
>>158501026can the well known french action movie star defeat the wwe villain in a REAL fight that totally isn't fake?!
>>158501038monitor
>>158501038Hokit is a baby face, idk why he is playing the heel game. Someone from wwe should help him
Tfw you son Topuria is a rich celebrity
>>158501026
Soon Johnny Walker will remind you lil niggaz that he is champ material. He is different nigga at Hw. Just wait and see...
>>158501060The face turn is planned for after he wins the LHW title
>>158501076I lowkey want a revenge match with Bo Nickal and Hokit at 205. Hokit almost made it top 5 in wrestling tournament but lost to Bobo. Nice all american revenge match.
>>158501072by getting flatlined by some fat dude?
>>158501090Turn your monitor on
>>158501080That sounds good desu. Obviously HW isn't deep but neither is LHW so there are good matchups for him everywhere
>>158501106
Is Ciryl Gane a cheater? Chael Sonnen says no.
>>158501040is that a sneaky niche reference i spy with my little eye?
Look fat
New Luke Thomas Livestream released today
>>158501026Italian? Quadroon? Mexican jew? Who can say!
Sexy Gane had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.And on that farm he had a hokpig. E-I-E-I-O.With an oink oink here.And an oink oink there.Here an oink.There an oink.Everywhere an oink oink.Sexy Gane had a farm. E-I-E-I-O.
>>158501274You are based
>>158501291why does goone have two udders? is he the foul chimera spawn of intense radiation exposure and interspecies breeding?
>>158501274How do you explain to a non-mma fan that the guy on the right EASILY starches the guy on the left?
What do you get when you put Triple H inside Jon "Bones" Jones?
Chama!
all of Izzy's title defenses were under 6'0 tall. guy's a fucking fraud.
Got a huge opportunity of anyone wants it. 8 leg parlay that will set us up for life. Ollie Schmid, Virna Jandiroba, Johnny Walker, Amanda Nunes, Ciryl Gane, Charles Oliveira, Carlos Prates, Manuel Kape. 500 to 1 odds. It's a lottery ticket given to me by the hidden hand for those who want to see
>>158501329Izzy lost to every white man he ever went up against
>>158501300Because hes the cash cow that keeps on producing, its symbolic.
In the end izzy won the story and respect of the fans
>>158501331>huge parlay doo>ollie schmid"australian" continuously proves that his kind are the retarded inbred neighbors of nz
>>158501338Robert Whittaker?
Robert Whittaker?wow.
>>158501356He said white man
>>158501352Ollie will beat the shit out your japanese anime character
If Robert Whittaker isn't allowed in the ethnostate then I don't want to live there.
>>158501367based on what? ollie couldn't even cut it in the australian regional promotions. you're seriously telling me you're going to put a parlay on a fluke.
>>158501026>Lemme see ur pocket yt boi
>>158501404Is that kaby lame?
>>158501404I don't speak french.
>>158501390Those regional fights were fucking brutal
>>158501377Why it look like that boy shidded hisself?
>>1585010441. he's european. europeans are pussies2. he knows he can make 5x more money with less work boxing
Bruh if song yadong makes you curl up and shit your pants you aint never getting to that belt bruh
>>158501090>waldo>flatlinekek
>>158501473What's so funny?
>>158501463Still buying into the boxers make more money meme? Dana debunked this and Chael and DC both confirmed it.
>>158501331You'd make more just rolling it over with the option to cash out at any point>start with $100>ollie wins, $395>virna wins, $1066>walker wins, $3091>nunes wins, $7851>gane wins, $10,991>oliviera wins, $18,417>prates wins, $28,648>kape wins, $60,160
Where finland fine ass at?
>>158501493dana paid that shitter who got heemed by garcia almost as much as they pay conor kek
>>158501523Key word almost
If you want the real money what you gotta do is get into the contender series and sign an 8 fight contract with the UFC
HOKIT IS A FRAUD
>>158501507They're not going to give you the full odds for an early cashout. I know because I've cashed 6 legs early and they fuck you. You get fucked.
>>158501621You got fucked?
>>158501598…CHECKER
>>158501663Yeah maybe on truth day
>>158501044Another weak minded faggot broken by Gaethje. Tale as old as time.
Ugh looks like spammy just woke up, the little creep
after rewatching this fight...damn gane was beating the shit out of doo
>>158501858Aspinall legitimately looked like he never fought a southpaw before which begs the question of what the hell was he doing wuth Fury and Rico
>>158501971Pretty sure Tom was about to go beast mode on Gane before those eyepokes
Stank pussy snellin like cool ranch doritoes!
Flesh Simulator wont leave me allone on twitter. Frig off dude I dont want to collbab!
>>158501971Rico played his part.
Frig off lahey
heem me upcan't heem up
we ball like kobe
>>158501971Rico is Gane’s homeboy, he sabotaged Tom’s training on purpose.
Yeah I’m that nigga
>>158502161yeah gane can't win fights without cheating, we know
>>158501621I'm not telling him to cash out. I'm telling him to make a single bet on Ollie, then bet all the winnings on Virna, etc all the way to the end instead of doing a 8-leg parlay.
Prates confirms he makes more than 1 million a fight
>>158502197Gane would NEVER cheat
>>158502197Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.
>>158501971>>158502086>You see, Tom, the key to beating a southpaw is to fight them as you would any orthodox fighter. Don't change a single tactic. In fact, have your boys stand orthodox when you spar this camp.
>>158502227>fights 5 times per year>buys Brazil
>>158502227They lose money booking him at the apex. Here comes inactivity lol
I don't think you realize the amount of seethe and reddit rage that will be generated if Gane beats hokit. The likes we've never seen.Dana just came out and said "I don't like Hokit! I tried to get him beat!" as a promotional angle. It worked so well, even REDDIT is behind Josh now. Ironically it even worked on Ariel Helwani. This also boosted him name value MASSIVELY with Dana Derangement slop youtube (big part of the fanbase). A huge block of cazzies only boy fighters they think Dana doesn't like. But it's not the end for Josh. If Alex loses to Pav, he's going back to LHW. Hokit could use this as a reason to go to Light heavyweight too. He can say he's only going there to chase Alex (and he can hide there until Gane retires and try again later).
>>158502566lol okay arm chair anal list. Hokit wins because USA over France. fuck you bitch
>>1585022491 million USD gets 5X when Prates converts it to Brazilian Reals. So Prates has 5 million Brazil Bucks to champ out with. Dude could buy entire villages.
>>158502566>>158502616Doesnt matter, they will both just be keeping Tom Aspinal's belt warm until his return.
there's no proof tom actually has a retarded son. he could have made the whole thing up.
>>158502683Tom is done
>>158502721he just posted training pics last week. you sound scared.
i dont want any fags with hair watching mma or in my mma general
hair cucks need to fucking leave
UFC is coming to Africa
>>158502840scared of what? him sitting out until he is cut to box or returning to get beat by Volkov
mma is a bald man's sport
have some hair but not too much. fight night have it shaved or if you’re balding enough then the cage gods accept it
Have a drink, have another.
>>158502840Your getting worked by a youtoober. He can't see
>>158502937>get beat by VolkovGane's daddy? Oh yeah Tom already dominated him. 1 round. Casual.
>>158503045you fell for the tom is blind meme?
>>158502936Ateba Gautier vs Bo NickalFrancis Ngannou vs Bo NickalDerek Lewis vs Bo NickalDeron Winn and Curtis Jackson vs Bo Nickal
>toms kid isnt retarded>tom isnt blind lie after lie in mma is inappropriate and hurts the sport :(
>>158503063Bo Nickal? Wow.
>>158503053>dominatedKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>158503053then and now. Volkov wins off the shelf if they were to fight in February
>if Tom never fighting ufc again
ooooo shiet massa! *leaks from sissy little blk clitty*
>>158503082wow nice strike by volkov, who won this fight if you dont mind me asking?
ciryl gane might be the biggest star in the ufc right nowkids want to become ciryl gane when they grow up, women want to be like him, men want to be with him
>>158503058You mean he was walking in the park with sunglasses a cane and a dog for jokes? Gave up the belt he got in the mail for fun? And his lucrative youtoo career?
Tom Aspinal? Never lost a fight in the UFC. Gane? Bahahahaha!!
passive aggressive faggots wouldnt say this shit to my face or you would catch a fucking fist to the face. one shot tommy
>>158503142you got memed on
lawd massa!
>>158503141the ufc has only seen one star and the kid was a natural
>fight Gane wonHuh?
>>158503192They fucked Volkov. Volkov got fucked.
>>158503192robbery, dana even said so himself
that extra 1% is what they cant measure.
They called him The Natural because he didnt do steroids
In my dreams Im a buff black man
>>158501026Fuck Dana
>>158503161No way tom would lie to all his fans like that? That would be like if the surgery he had was lasik and he sees even better then before
the face of a winner>oh shit I won??
>>158503254When he comes back hes gonna return
Tom “The Natural” Assinall
Tomala fans? Oh dear.....
>>158503282Volkov looked more confused to me, pal
>>158503317
>>158503351Yeah of course he was confused, he just got fucked real good
>>158502683lol cope hes too little and tiny for Ciryl Gane who stretched and emasclated England's "#1 fighter"LOL EVEN.
2-0.
decisions should be recorded as a draw 0-3-30
>>158503469nah fuck thaaat
If your a kid who doesn't want to fight I lose all respect for you, and that means something
fr fr no lame ducks
Hokit will prove to be a bigger bitch than Tom
>>158503501Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point where you need to post it 50 times per day?
>>158503557Pfft, yeah I doubt it
>>158503415Cyril's a beast in the sheets
>>158503469Tom made Gane quit.
Jesus. Which one of you freaks is this? >>>/pol/545694602
>>158503626haha yeah what a crazy guy
>>158503557Hokit's already shown he's a dawg
Hokit fought Curtis for three rounds and won.Tom fought Curtis for two rounds and went 1-1.
>>158503588>>158503518>>158503501>>158503482Ciryl Gane has something timmy aspinall and josh cuckit don't have... Something BLACKEDR.. BIGGER... BRAWNIER.. It makes white "males" excited when they see their White Women play with it in America/Europe... but also Bitter, Envious, jealous and become Trump supporters... This is the power of B B C
>>158503572>>158503648Hokit will get pieced up and lose all 5 rounds on the scorecards. When Joe interviews him, he’ll make some terrible Colby impressions and make some stupid comment about Democrats.
>>158503667Curtis showed his chin in the hokit fight so the questionable stoppage against tom (BRUTAL hammerfists to the forearms) was proved early. They wouldn't let tom lose an interim defense lol
Have Hokit and Colby ever interacted? What do they think of each other?
Power Slap 26 tomorrow at 11am central time bitches
his calf is compromised
That leg is gone Joe
>>158503626
>>158503626Eating pornstar pussy is some next level shit.
>>158504344Nah why he look like the 37 year old 17 year old
>>158503626It says its Scott Bonner not Connor McGregor, when was Conors leg crushed?
This threads weird rn
>>158503626Looks like something true geordie would write
>>158503626thats a normal post in this gosh darn place
mma math doesnt work and I can show you why >be in cage >problem presents itself>pull out calculator >get knocked out
mma math doesnt work or everyone would do it
>>158504533Probably after his 3rd Peahead fight. Maybe even after the second one. Gooby has had his leg heemed for years.
He was gonna scream on the thing
scream in the cage, call it verbal submission
im gonna start gambling again
Stop making disgusting gay comments you perverted freaks. Get a life
>>158504984SYBAU lil ass nigga
I got Hoki by armbar
>>158501044I mean if he loses again he is confirmed washed and buck broken, it only makes sense to retire after that if you don't need the money
It's gon be ok my nigger
>>158505060It’s not, b. The writing’s on the wall.
https://youtu.be/0-LFQvCXw1g
Im pooing
>>158504984Gonna make pookakke on you
should I put $650 on josh
>It’s gon be bad my nigga-Canada when talking about his bowel movements
>>158505100Put $1300
>>158505105Bodied those freaks
>>158505111I can't bet on him anyways. I get paid on the 16th.
The official belt lineage is probably the weakest of the three lines
>>158505122take out a couple high interest loans. think about your future
>>158505126Which betting site you use? I can't bet if I wanted to. I deleted my draftkings account.
when the prompt asks you why you want the loan say debt consolidation and max it out. credit is overrated and Hokit is winning this weekend youll be rolling in cash
>>158505126>think about your futurebro hes canadian...
>>158505128me? I dont gamble
Crazy how the UFC has a fighter who is known only for fighting dirty and they gave him a belt lolThis sport is turning into the WWF
>>158505134cmon man be kind
>>158505141Gaethje's not only known for cheating, he also does the backflip off the cage.
>gaethje has luh luh luh loaded gloves
even if ilia retires right now he's still top 15 all time easy
we’re going there? >randy >arlovski >werdum>jones>chuck>tito >rich>anderson>bisping>edgar>penn>henderson>faber>cruz>DJ>Van
Josh Van is special unlike that bum Ilia
heem bussy
>>158505208>Volk>Max>Oliveiravs>Pantoja>...
>>158505221Van beats Volk Van beats YanVan beats Islam Van beats GaethjeVan beats Strickland
>>158505225doubt it
>>158505225van won me $966 CAD off $230
>>158505280
>merle blacked>gane undisputed
>>158502509Prates has fought in the apex twice in 8 fights, and not since magny 5 fights agowhat did anon mean by this
In 2015 Dana White and the UFC pinned the organization's future on Conor McGregor.it was the biggest mistake they could have made.But here's the part everyone got wrong:it was the biggest mistake they could have made.
>>158505346I think the point is that they can't afford to pay most fighters well when they're constantly booking fights at the apex.
>>158505372I don't even know what that meansanyway he specifically said him and then said he would be inactive for some reasonI feel like I'm having a stroke trying to make sense of this retardbabble
>>158505084*I am a pooFTFY
>>158505377just stop and think for 5 seconds dude. what's the main difference between the apex and an arena?
>>158501404Observe Gane's trigger discipline, truly a man who is in control at all times
>>158501026tourist here, why don't UFC fighters fight as much as K1 fighters?are Asians just built different?
I not only respect Dana White, but I also trust him and his judgement regarding all matters.
>>158505398If you're implying that ticket sales from arena events are what the ufc relies on to make money you may be retarded
>>158505047>I got Hoki by armbarhttps://youtube.com/watch/OPJZWaOgQE0?NCO1aYynkZ8AZso4
>>158505437in the short term, yes they obviously do
to the heemer, belongs the spoils
Suckling Pigs?
>>158505477you triggered me fuckhead
>>158505417>I not only respect Dana White, but I also trust him and his judgement regarding all matters.https://youtube.com/watch/nr6CJ3Z_bAI?x6RS61tl1evtQCbd
>>158505482
>>158505497Look at baldy slurp on that rod
>>158505450Nigga do you think it's the year 2000ticket sales have been less than 20% of the UFC's revenue since the Fox deal, they make more revenue with sponsorships than they do ticket sales. And that's not even factoring the cost of putting on an event. Fight night events probably make dick in terms of profit, or do you think the UFC keeps using and expanding the apex because they want to make less money?
>>158505508>do you think the UFC keeps using and expanding the apex because they want to make less money?the point is that they can pay Brendan Allen $20 and a hot dog from the concession stand to headline the apex and still turn a profit as opposed to paying Prates $1 mil and hosting the event at a loss
>>158505534The only reason they would make a profit from Apex slop is because Paramount paid them a billion a year for a certain number of shows and sponsorships
>>158505534>muh ticket salesREAD NIGGA READ
>>158505537mate there's a reason we aren't watching gane vs hokit at the apex
>>158505557They already release gate numbers we know what they make for events. They make more from the Paramount deal than tickets.
>>158505557meant for >>158505543
>>158505585I'm not sure why you think this refutes anything I've said.
>>158505584yes I know. but they obviously still care about ticket sales because they just put a shit ton of seats in the apex. obviously they aren't going to turn around and shoot themselves in the foot by booking valuable names they have to pay more.
Christian Lee is fighting Tye Ruotolo today
>>158505623Who are these people and what are the betting odds? Any inside word on who the winner will be?
>>158505620You're really chicken and egging the whole thing.They wouldn't be shooting themselves in the foot because of his purse, they'd be shooting themselves in the foot because he gets viewers and putting him on an Apex card wouldn't be capitalizing on that draw, which is why he gets a large purse. There are fighters like Randy Brown who are probably being paid close to half a million to win at the Apex. Christ, Angela hill was being paid 200k to win at the Apex and that was two contracts ago. Arlovski was being paid OVER half a million to win at the apex when he was on the prelims. You get paid more if you fight more, that's how the UFC's pay structure works. Do you think the UFC was stressing about Arlovski being on Apex cards because his 600k purse was going to capsize the event but they kept giving him contracts anyway?Prates is not put on Apex cards because he sells. Fighters who don't sell are put on Apex cards because those cards don't have to sell. It's about maximizing opportunity. Nobody said the UFC "doesn't care about ticket sales", it's just not the priority.
>/knuck/ is being hosted in my town tomorrow>£62 for the cheapest seats in the housewtf I'm not paying that to watch some retarded nobodies give each other CTE. should be like 30 quid max
>>158505650Ruotolo is a bjj prodigy who is ONE's darling. Christian Lee's sister killed herself. Expect fireworks.
>>158505681>Prates is not put on Apex cards because he sellsthat's what the original post you replied to was saying mate.
and yet the question remains. who is the dark horse of middleweight?
>>158505725very cool that every knuck card has someone with an old timey pugilist moustache. this is what a bare knuckle fighter should look like
>>158505837
>>158505844This guy looks like a fruit. True Gerodie vibes
>>158505844Looks like a tranny
ponder gane with a huge handlebar mustache
monitor x2
Gaethje beat topuria so bad he's got him philosophising whilst wearing a cravat
Real men honour their own anger, not amother mans. Being beta? Be better, heem is an alpha only discord. No gay shit, no shit flinging contests. Real talk.
i hate to pull the curtain back but "this could be my last fight" is just marketing 101
chama
>>158505900Style Bender was prepared to die that night, yall forget
Luke Thomas is on CNN right now
I remember when luke thomas was just known as brendan schaub's co-host
