Don't really care for the devils, personally.
>>158501601You don't mean that
>>158501593
Duck.
My kitties won the other night.
7 fucking games, all at intermission. Fuck you, gary!
My Debbie’s (:
>>158501631Good, gives me a chance to pee
>>158501622good post
>>158501631Safer going to the bathroom together.
Duck
>Ice cream ate>Sweater on>fireplace onYah, its /hoc/ time!
moncton and st. john's about to go into garytime
ST. JOHN'S IS ELECTRIC TONIGHT !!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNbL47hyfs
Moncton may be the sleepiest city I've ever been in. They roll up the streets at sundown.
>>158501601I do
DROP THE PUCK GARY
uh oh Raleighuh oh
>>158501689>hockey player plays hockeyZOMG GUIZE SO COOL!
THIS PUCK DROP BROUGHT TO YOU BY FAN DUEL!LOSE MONEY IN ALL FIFTY STATES NOW!
So far this season, Jack has been more clutch but Luke has been overall better
>>158501691angie's is the best strip joint east on montreal by a mile
The puck can't be seen.
>>158501662sounds unbelievably comfy. what flavor fren?
I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger. all of these games suck and my team isn't playing tonight.
>>158501631one day the interns will learn how to stagger games
quel arrět, denault
jlmi
>>158501741Truro seemed pretty slow to me too. I'll remember Angie's though.
>>158501749mint chocolate chip
>>158501766make sure to get a shake as well
>>158501742>the heretic sought to fathom the Holy Puck of Saint Gareth of Bettmen Someone should strike you dumb, deaf, and blind
Nobody knows what offside actually is
>>158501780good choice
>>158501784All I know is you’re either onside or you’re not.
>>158501780Excellent choice
>>158501780That's the best ice cream. Nostaglic for me as well, one night when I was like 6 I snuck out of bed at 3am and cleared out a whole tub
>>158501784puck not deep enough
Maybe Lombardistinky will finally score one goal in his entire life in this gameIt's not going to get any easier Amideus
>>158501784just like goalie interference
I was called offside once (I wasn't by a mile.) and yelled BLOW ME. Coach scolded me and I felt shame.
>>158501749comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>two scoreless draws still, ffs
>>158501818Based conscience haver and white skin wearer
my broons :((
>>158501742>no I can't see WHERE the puck is. But I can measure where it was. I can predict where it will be. I have a very good understanding of it and that's good enough for me. I'm not distracted by the temporal side of WHERE the puck is.
>>158501818>you, feel shame, and then you get free
>Slaf hit the postdoes that hurt or help the confidence/tbi?
>>158501593too much ass
MUH REGGIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158501848based black hockey man
Put 50$ on the duccs just to feel something
>>158501860I miss my rat so much :(
>>158501848Virtual pucks pop in and out of existence.That's how deflections are determined.
oh fuck off
Imagine having to endorse your hair doctor
refpuck
>>158501860The real meal.
>>158501917Who are you talking to babe
Oilers should get an additional penalty here
>>158501876sports betting is illegal
there will be no makeup call that's the nature of officiating with montreal
>>158501931rags
Lynch referees
>>158501854Based movie knower
>>158501953i-in Minecraft?
McDavid is such a baby, fuck that pussy I hope he's actually hurt
Damn
yeah actually kill them
>>158501953Lynchian referees
>>158501926They have to actually biopsy your scalp to diagnose alopecia, seems like a cruel joke...> Psychological stress and illness are possible factors in bringing on alopecia areata in individuals at risk, but in most cases there is no obvious trigger.Has Gary addressed the epidemic in hockey?
They have to call that one but what is with the refs not calling a single penalty against the mammoth
CUTTER SCAAAAAAAAR
it wouldn't be delaying of the game if refs shut the fuck up and just let the game continue right away
>>158501940They could have easily ignored that to make it even but choose not too
>soilers
>>158501968Very nice!
>>158502000checked
only the best officiating
Only the Devils could have beaten the Blues tonight
Keep calm and keep quacking!
PROOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH :D
my broons :))))
>get rid of refs>spin a wheel every 5 minutes to see which penalty your team getshow do we get this in?
That's a natural hat trick since neither hasbs goal should have counted.
>>158502036TUSKS UP
>>158502031she probably doesn't even listen to Slayer
>>158502049Approved
>>158502049>get rid of refsYou're not gonna make it long in this business, kid.
>>158502049kill gary
>>158502063i do but im not a girl
>two games are still scarlessAwkward
>>158502032cute :3
Useless PP. Rangers? More like Camris!
>>158502063You'd hope. Slayer sucks. Easily the worst major thrash metal band ever.
>>158502072This
>Edmonton literally cant stop being nigs for 5 seconds
>>158502094The tension must be enormous *breathes heavily*
Good chance Oilers/Ducks turns into a shit show with how bad the reffing is
The Analslime Mighty Refs from 2017 strike again... and again.
>>158502111checked
>nuckies down 4How big will the lead get?
kek weegar
weegar manlet chain crosschecking
>>158502115Who let you off the rig?? Get outta here riggy!!!
could have made it a bullshit 5v3 just for fairness
Bruins look like they having fun.
>more dangerous draw in Queens
>>158502121>Oilers act retarded >Get penalties >Waaaaaah muh refs I guess all of Edmonton is retarded too
>>158502089source?
Its the fucking Flyers for crying out loud
Viggo Björck got his 1st point, but it was against the Canucks so it doesn't count.
kek wtf
>>158502177A smooth 2-5-10
If Lombshardi doesn't manage to score in this game I swear to the devil
>>158502177WE LOVE OUR REFFIES
>>158502177>turtle>get 5 minute PP
>>158502177Helleson attempted to injure Mcdavid and gets a slap on the wrist. It is the Mighty refs, after all.
>
soilers laying the beats on the ducks has been hilarious so far, why are ducks so soft?
>>158502224Gary knows that rivalries are born in blood so he's putting his finger on the scales
>>158502177based
>>158502210kys
>>158502232Saving it for the post season like earlier this year.
my islanders tied the game =)
>>158502228Love this slut
>>158502224If helleson wanted mcdavid injured he wouldn't be on the ice from that >Edmonton gets another penalty and immediately loses a fight
>>158502252GET THEMKILL THEM
>>158502252I'm impressed
Is Gary's script so predictable that the Jets are going to lose a 4 goal lead in the 3rd tonight?
>>158502268The fire rises.
There you pussies a fake unsportsmanlike to keep things even instead of being 4v4
>>158502252You told me your Islanders suck you friggin liar
Gimme more PP's and coke.
>>158502281Goes well with the fake hook they called on RNH
Now Edmonton is getting nonstop PP
>>158502258shit beer though
Mighty Refs trying to make up for those awful calls.SCAAAAAAAAR
>>158502344Almost like the Ducks have been playing dirty the whole game and turtling when called out about it
Go Mammoth you are my favorite extinct elephants
>>158502256I need peter griffin to explain this meme to me
>>158502258Whats her name
>4 PPs>13 SOGGary knows how to pick em eh
>>158502358Ninga stfu you crybaby bitch holy shit you guys are so fucking weak and crybaby. >Waaaaah what do you mean we can't just play dirty and not take penalties waaaaah
I bet Jaffe is hittin' that shit
i can't wait until mcgaykid leaves and edmongoloid posting evaporates overnight
>>158502364No clue but it should be angeline
>mcdavid goes flying into the net>Everyone like oh shit what an accident that was>Mcdavid cries >Someone else fights for him because he's a pussy>Oilers cry until given bullshit penalties back
>>158502360Mammoths
>>158502364Reverse-image search says: Teraz tym bardziej, so do with that what you will.
>>158502401More like "she probably does" analene
>>158502402How is one of "the world's strongest skaters" so bad at staying on his skates? Fuckin' diving piece of shit.
>>158502382>you guys are so fucking weak and crybaby.Says the guy that got a PP for being too scared to fight.>ahhh save me reffies the scary russian is punching me>ahh save me reffies, the scary finn is punching me>>158502402>>Everyone like oh shit what an accident that was>Andrew Jacob Helleson[1] (born March 26, 2001) is an American ice hockey player who is a defenseman for the Anaheim Ducks of the National Hockey League (NHL) with 128 career games played at the age of 25
>>158502402was the net ok?
>>158502382what a fucking freakout lmao
>>158502441It may be out 4-6
>>158502441It got a few holes in it :((((
>>158502439>Noooo you have to fight us when we act like baboonsLiteral nog behavior as per the norm from Ed
>>158502471It's called passion. You wouldn't get it.
>JT MILLER WITH THE PUCK>JT MILLER WITH THE PUCK>AND....he does nothing....
Edmonton 100% deserves its constant stream of play off failures
crosby isnt good anymore kek
>>158502507neither is the usa
Thank you Gary for the pp and resulting goal.Signed, the fraudulent soilers
>>158502487Pussy
>>158502507Hey, Puss. Was he ever really good?
>>158502507
>>158502516the west is over. only russia and the KHL remain
>>1585025161993
>>158502518You're Welcome.
>>158502507he needs 2nd line minutes like tavares gets vs weaker competition.
>>158502523>Was he ever really good?Bryan Hayes has him ranked 4th ALL TIME after Gretzky, Lemieux, and Orr.
>>158502436Cupless
>knights losing to the ded wongs>islanders going toe-to-toe with the current cup champswe might be crowning a new mario toknight bro's
>>158502553Crosby can't touch Howe
>>158502553Yeah? Well Bryan Hayes is a fuckin' Chatty Cathy.
i made two decks that are exclusively universes beyond cards everyone hates ones good guys one bad guys and they're pretty even the commanders are Megatron and Optimus Prime
looks like the stors SUCK! can't even score against columbus!
>zibanajed has zero chemistry with every winger on the team>kt miller centering two waiver wire pickups on the second line>11.5 million dorofyev demoted to the 3rd line again
>>158502553Bryan Hayes smokes pole.
Weird how well Hellebuyck is playing now that is back in America.
>>158502575>>158502591I'm pretty confident the king of Toronto sports radio knows a little more about hockey than you do.
>go in the cuck box>get brutally thumbed down and heckled by Devils girls eating chicken nuggetsGrim
>>158502553who the fuck is bryan hayes
kill refs
>>158502522They were due, many such cases.
>>158502628trolling or retarded?
penguins goalie sucks kek
>>158502608>Toronto sports radioCan you imagine the delusional retards involved here?
>interference 2 mins>but also embellishment 2 minswhat the fuck
>>158502649
>>158502643We know the names of the players here
>>158502545Very far up the road from the kitties, flew over my house!
proooh :(
>>158502507he needs to retire and have kids
>>158502642>bryan hayesnot really but doubt this guy knows shit about hockey
DACH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Luneau you retard
>>158502628just an radio show host for tsn overdrive. hes a fraud.
Get fucked analslime cucks
>>158502628a professional broadcaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=275Nzd4NzF4
Dallas finally scared but tied again with vegass and wangs.
>>158502608>king of Toronto sportskek. I rest my case.
If you ice the puck with possession on a delayed penalty, do you have to keep your 4th line or whatever on the ice as your PP1 unit? Just happened in the wings game
>dach and suzuki come back>contribute immediatelykek. eat shit mammagrams.
Blueshitties are just openly headhunting nowBanged out Siegenthaller and then targeted Jism in the face with the puck
>>158502686Samir is queering off for him.
Right back at em
The NHL isn't fun when it has become this watered down.
>>158502692they can replace biz
Dach elite always was simple as is simple does
HOWEVER
>>158502734Then why did he lose in the playoffs last season?
cant wait for whore puck to start in december
>>158502724too many mid teams that all play the same style
Right back at emAaaand a fake too many men call for edmongolian
>>158502716>Blueshitties are just openly headhunting nowYeah. Bloooose have been a dirty ass team for years. Just look at their goalies.
>>158502747He didn't lose he got like 5 goals
>>158502747elite is french for el (femine form) lite (faggot)
>>158502535a great example of the american downfall
nygard is such shit
HA EVEN UP CALL FOR THAT BS
Maybe Gary should do the playoffs like this as well?All games start at the same time.They won't notice the reffies as much.
have mammies only had 1 sog in a whole period and 5 minutes
>>158502762And too many outright shit teams.
>>158502762Zoomies apparently don't remember that 90% of hockey was dump and chase until 15 years ago. Spoiled!
Everything has fallen in place for the Canucks to do the funniest thing against the Jets.
Gary here, soilers will be on the PP from now on tonight. Please buy a jersey too btw. Or 2.
>>158502820No we want ducks jerseys
>>158502751THE CUP RUNNETH OVER
>>158502820They just got a penalty for mean words
3dmonton
YES YES YESRANGERS LEAD THE WAY
>>158502815dump and chase is based
>blackhawks taking two loads from florida teamskwab
>>158502815Dump and chase is coming back. All the smart teams are pivoting to it
>>158502839You only think that because it describes your love life. They dump you you chase them
DUCKIES!!!
QUACKING INTENSIFIES
PROOOOOOOOOOH :D
>sticks made out of glass
the penguisn coach is ugly as fuck
>>158502839Dump and chase is the true way to play hockey
maybe the habs should've drafted cooley instead
>nuckies down 5Gary wouldn't, would he?
I’m the kiss of death for the habs any time i go to their game their opponent scores
nevermind the sticks what's Slaf's brain made out of
>>158502886Dump and chase deez nuts
New to hockey here, why is Monteral nicknamed the habs
I have to step away for a moment
>>158502893I wanted him desu and they should have.
>>158502858They rent them now.>>158502881LOUD SUBSONIC NOISES
>>158502896he's from eastern slovakia, he's lucky to have a brain at all
>>158502724I'm just happy that I get to watch Peak Tye Kartye
>>158502903they habs the most cups
>>158502922Would he be smarter if he was from western Slovakia?>>158502928Thanks
my avies :)
>>158502903It's short for "Habitànts" which in French means "Red Cheese"
>>158502903>term for the original French settlers of Canada.Stolen tundra but it's an improvement.
It’s short for Habitants
>oilers falls down because they can't skate>Duck gets a penalty Many such cases
It's over
* bangs the glass demurely *
Rangers win!/hoc/ losesSay the line /hoc/
>penguins game already overlmao
just put my poppies on
New York ETERNALLY owns the shitstain meth hovel known as Filthadelphia
Ducks are to oilers as predators are to ducks
BLUE JACKETS TIE
>>158502979Los Habitantes
>>158502969>>158502979Thanks>>158502965Is it like Munster where the outside of it is red?
>>158502962not by much, but yes
>hellyecuck
>>158503030Quiet gay man
>>158503029Do you guys still call yourselves bohemians?
>>158503036Helle in playoff mode already kwab
Breaking News. Evander Kane headed to the KHL
>>158502903based Tex
https://tally.so/r/aQ7RRW
>>158503047Cumguzzling faggot
another stick jesus fucking christ
Less than a minute, can they scar 4 times?
If les badhabitants lose this game they are in trouble.
I bought a poppy pin. It has french writing on it. I thought it was latin
my broons :)
>>158503061That's our Samir.
my jackies are overtime merchants
>>158503071>>158503086hey mildcuck or trb or whoever you are nice cooldown
>>158503095nah that kids a tryhard fag
Both the Stars and the Blue Jackets have a star in their logo.
ADAM ENGSTROM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>158503112better penalize the oilers :D
>nice cooldownSamir seems particularly incoherent right now.
>>158503026Also some sports writer thought the h in the logo was habs and not hockey or something so it stuck?
BROSSOIT THAT WAS SEXY
>Going to OT with Bloosers after it was 4-1 in the 3rd
My penguins ):
>>158503110>>158503127That's another nice cooldown there mildcuck trb
The kino three always provide us with only the mostest kinoest games
>>158503095>>158503110t. samequeer
let's go garytime!>>158503039only b*hemians do, moravians and silesians don't
xhekaj and now engstrom, incroyable
>>158503143nah you're a tryhard fag
>>158502917>LOUD SUBSONIC NOISESLoud silence?
>>158503144OK. Used to muh heritage guy once that claimed his family was bohemian
my avies :(
>>158503148You gotta go back.
Ez
Surely one of these goes to OT?
>>158503127the golden knights were winning 3-0 against the sharks and ended up losing that one year
>>158503175
>>158503127Bruins??
>>158503184Yea, lot of good choices.
Hellebuyck is now 4-0 on the season!
Connelly > McKenna
>>158503191I'll never forget that game 7
>>158503184yeah this is a better one, playoffs chokes mean more than a regular season canucks game lol
The Ducks are inevitable
SENNECKE>OILE4S
>>158503226TIPS IN
>both get calledfuck off lol
Sennecke shoving his macarons down the Soiler's throats
Newhook is innocent!
HAHAHAHAThe preds avies game might finish before murder puck 3rd period duckies soilers.
QUACK QUACK
>>158501876Gonna win 60$ bismallah
NO ONE SHUTS OUT THE BLACKHAWKS
my debbies win!
>>158503217I forget how fast they overcame the deficit, so much more brutal in elimination games.
>>158503212Kantserov>
>>158503212This
>>158503261Based
the montreal overtimeadiens
my jackies won
my starsies :(
CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTMR SATURDAY NIGHT BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158503292>won in OT2>ducks and soilers still in 2nd INTVERY NICE
my avies! :)schwartz!
prooooh :(Garypoint obtained
>>158503321Held them off better than Colorado *shrugs*
GOAL CAULFIELD
how can a manlet be so good???
Too bad they didn't lose 5-4 again.
gagner
>>158503331Ahem QUACK
test
>>158503336tusks down :(
big dick nick welcome back
>>158503362QUACK
welp hockey done for the night cya
My islanders keep losing >=(
>>158503367icles
>ded last place ded wongsyou love to see it
>>158503390At least the hawks didnt get shut out
Luke is elite
>>158503398rudeRed wings are good guys
Congratulations Jakub Dobes on your .800 save percentage
>>158503362That big flying quack is badass.
>>158503348the age of manlet dominance is upon us >:)
its been a long ban glad to see you back frensGODDANG! what's the fuckin ceiling for xhekaj? put him in the front with his brother
>>158503336>>158503374They'll get'em next time.
Good night everyone.
>>158503452wb. the ceiling is 6D lol but he's always had a good shot
>>158503433according to what?
knights pulled it off. gg wingsbro's. isles need to show up for the /broshiip/
I said only the good guys would win tonight. So far, I am right.
>every game has finished EXCEPT oneVery clever Gary.
A two goal deficit is nothing for one of the kino three
>>158503479according to jim, idiot
laying in bed and enjoying hockey
>>158503452unironically wouldn't mind seeing him get some checking line minutes when we'll get better defensemen get more games
*snuggles in beside you*
finna boutta finish this slice of pizza and hit the ice cavern and water temple bro's. maybe the shadow temple depending on how late/drunk i am
I'll always watch the Ducks out of respect
my avies :((
>>158503530hell yeah sonjust got an invitation to a friendsgiving this weekend
>devils threadhey newfag devils retard bro are you here>>158503539cool bro what are you gonna contribute :)
firing up the new ocarina of time
Are anons really made that Devils are elite now with elite goaltending and an elite Jew and soon to be 2 elite Jews?
>>158503551based Sunny told me just bring a 2liter for mixers and any booze i want :)
>>158503579Yes, /hoc/ has been seething and even bullying humble Devils enjoyers lately
my mighty ducks :)my predies :)
OILER5
>>158503551i'm here, i'd call you a certain word but racism isn't allowed outside of /b/ so use your imagination
>>158503598i love my duckies! :)
>>158503551We don't think about you at all
>mammarie5
Oilers aren’t trying
>>158503467good night :)
soilers getting assrammed at home again>frauds
>5-2Just like game 6, the quack marches on...
>>158503530Pizza sounds real good right now.
>>158503579They have been due to not suck, good for them.
>>158503640They just have to dig the fuck in.
>>158503640just like my hasbs
>>158503715Aw thank ya
>Sennecke is Perry with speed>Gauthier is Kariya with sizeThe future is very exciting for MY Duckies
>>158503467Huomenta but the opposite
>>158503799hey that's the guy that posted his penis on the internet
>>158503505of courseim such a smuck
>>158503826It was just the tip
Oilers fans and players are so soft
Rewatching wire clips kinda wishing I grew up in Baltimore
>>158503857>unassisted
>>158503891The fan that flashed her boobs sealed their fate.
>>158503584hell yeah based Sunny>>158503613>posts a self portraitcmtsu KWAB ya brown
>>158503891True kek. check Reddit if you want to see some Cuckmonton tears
>>158503947That's actually based tho
>>158503904youzz no corna nigga bodie
>>158503857jen
>>158503904baltipoor sucks (as shown by the wire)
Ducks need an empty netter
if the hawks don’t fire their coach Saturday after they get depantsed by the Canes I’m gonna be so blackpilled
>when the reffs start being zesty
Draisaitl has been garbage this game
>>158503997Blackhawkpilled
>>158503954>getting btfo by a brown gmi'm not the one seething
I wouldn't have supported Crosby during his career if I knew he wasn't gonna reproduce
>>158504011Every time
Ducks please stop doing this shit
>>158504013devils haven't won anything since you were either in diapers or unborn
>>158504017Hope you can support yourself anon
ducks are really going to blow this
>>158504057They KEEP doing it
>>158504017If he wants to play forever which records are are in his grasp?>olympics 2030I can see that happening, lol.
>>158504051charade you are, i was born in 1990 :^)
>>158503269
the cumulative hometown remix record has to be like 2-10-1
SUCK IT EDMONGOLIANS DUCKS WIN
>>158504017his parents must be so ashamed of his autism
The kino three might not win every game but they never fail to provide entertainment. Which is what it’s all about at the end of the day
It's disturbing how the Oilers is just team of 3 players.
save at da horn!!!!!
Duckies always have to make it exciting
>>158504089grim what a shit year
QUACK QUACK QUACK
DUCKS WIN!
my avies!! :))kelly!
>>158504032>>158504057Cheecky ducks win anyway!>>158504089I member...
>>158504106>>158504108kek
such mightymuch duck
>>158504099that changes this sunday
>>158503954yeah sunny rules shes a dime she's married to billy one of those couples that rules
>>158504091
>>158504075With 117 points he becomes top 3 in points all time151 points and he's secondI think he gets there
Is it just me, or has there been an extremely high amount of multi goal 3rd period comebacks/near comebacks this season?
>>158504108It’s just McDavid tbqh, 2 and 29 are good players but he makes them look incredible
>be devils>lose for over 20 yearswhat did they mean by this?
>>158504191Although your point is correct, the oilers are incredibly top heavy. By the end of the playoffs those three look like they’re about to die from exhaustion
>>158504184Helps keep viewers locked in to watch ads I suppose, coincidence?
I made this
>>158504206>The club was founded as the Kansas City Scouts in Kansas City, Missouri, in 1974.I knew they relocated from Denver but not this, heh.
>>158504174
>>158504206Hey stinky, you seem a little obsessed
>>158504268>the city of texas armadillos
>>158504206humiliation
>>158504240pretty nice
>>158504281>large_poster.jpg
>>158504281>obsession-x-large-poster.jpg>72x108jen
>>158504281>>158504292KWAB
>>158504281stop embarrassing the rest of us Devilschads
this grandpa savin thumbnails!!!
>>158504268They are cute little guys.>janny yanked him off the field.F
Do boomer uncs actually not realize that was the joke
big swing and a miss
>>158504371I was confused for awhile why everyone was talking about the university of north carolina.
We are laughing
This is why you shouldn't have access to the internet if you're over the age of 30
>With his hat trick tonight, Logan Cooley (228 GP) became the fastest active player to record five career hat tricks, besting Alex Ovechkin (230 GP).>Yeah, you read that right.
>>158504444had to check'd that.
>>158504444Checked
>>158504322>>158504355>>158504377>>158504411>>158504444/hoc/ runs /sp/
>>158504463Don't respond to Canadians, it makes them feel valid
Jesus is Lord
>>158504487Devils are 11-5
new cure for constipation: watching the ducks
God damn this is going to be one of the worst seasons in NHL history. It's especially bad considering that in 2026 there are salary caps in place to make sure no team roflstomps too hard or sucks too much.
>>158504555next
scoreful draw in denver
>>158504552this start to the season has been exceptionally bad, everybody is below average or outright shit
>>158504559Somebody make a real thread. Anybody from the East Coast doesn't have the brain cells to do anything remotely important
