PL schedule this weekend:>Friday, 6th NovemberEverton vs Coventry City [8:00 PM]>Saturday, 7th NovemberLeeds United vs Tottenham Hotspur [12:30 PM]Arsenal vs Hull City [3:00 PM]Fulham vs Newcastle United [3:00 PM]Nottingham Forest vs Manchester City [5:30 PM]>Sunday, 8th NovemberBrighton and Hove Albion vs Brentford [2:00 PM]Crystal Palace vs Liverpool [2:00 PM]Ipswich Town vs Bournemouth [2:00 PM]Sunderland vs Chelsea [2:00 PM]Manchester United vs Aston Villa [4:30 PM]
first for man U are shit
sending for mantroony is an ape
thanks poland
People are going to look back in 10-15 years and think how the hell was Cole Palmer not brought to world cups and euros he’s one of the best english players on the planet. I just couldn’t imagine France or Spain not bringing their best players but that’s also because they have French and Spanish managers
World Cup feels like it was about a year ago now
Palmer is cold, not the good meaning of cold Rogers is better for Englandit's like calling up foden
>>158506176same same
but I'd rather have a shit Palmer than the bellingjews (they're connected)
Zoomers won't know this but supporting England used to be fun, most of the players were white and even the blacks had normal names like like Paul and Trevor, yeah you'd lose in the end but you could all be sad together and it was comfy
Zoomers won't know this but *descends into a spastic fit about big black cocks*
the absolute trvthnvke is england won't win shit as long as harry kane is still there, his eternal chokejob just spreads to everyone else
>>158506216trueman disappears in big games, thinks he's a centre-backhe's the captain so rather than sub him off (which southgate only did like once) they tell the rest of the team to park the bus as well
Lads there's still a whole weekend of real football to come before we have to pretend to care about this stuff
>>158506215>Zoomers won't know this but *descends into a spastic fit about big black cocks*Average Dave message
>>158506216bruv it's not just kane this entire country is weakminded, your lampards, your scholes, your gerrards, your kanes, your bellinghams, your fodens, your English managers all shit and overhyped, all fraudulent and pecho frioit says a lot that gareth was able to get us to semis and finals just by fixing "vibes"
Fuck int breaks
>>158506253you'd better ku-wait it out then!!!!
Coventry Everton will be a great match. Two of the best teams in England
Dire set of fixturesNot even really seeing /mug/ potential, United beat Villa at home every time
>>158506288What about Nottingham Forest and Man City? Do you think Forest can upset City? Or do you not care at all
>>158506295City will pave over the Trees
>>158506306You’re probably right
Odd squad desu.
>>158506352>Jason SteeleIs there some joke I'm not getting here
>>158506352>DCLI read an article that Tuchel considers Bellingham the back-up striker to Kane, which I do too, but I never see him play Bellingham as a No.9.>>158506379He did this before, says he's some sort of quasi-coach.
>>158506352Where the fuck is Bowen, you moody Victor Meldrew-looking motherfucker!?
>>158506398>non-league playerslol.
>>158506398If his name was Jodumu Bowungu and his grandfather had a bone through his nose he’d be on the team
>>158506398Tuchel seems to absolutely despise manlets desu, and Bowen is 5'9.DCL over Lankshear as a second choice striker is mad though. I guess Lankshear's taking it easy after missing a match due to cramps?
>>158506466Saka is 5'10. Hardly much taller than Bowen. As I said here >>158506384 apparently Bellingham is the 'back-up' striker yet I've never seen Kane played as a No.10 (where he SHOULD BE) or Bellingham as No.9.
>>158506473EzeMGWLewis SkellyNgubumoa Are all 5’10 or shorter too
>>158506398If he was a lighskin called Jared Bowenham and white women lusted for him like race traitors then he'd be called up
Manchester Dilated
>>158506490based man u fan hating man u
Jah Rod-Bowen
Jeyi Rak-Bogle
don't get the hype over lankshear, guy was poo for oxford last season. new taarabat.
>>158506352>53' GOAL J. Bellingham (ASSIST J. Bellingham)
>>158500745shame, last I heard he was coming out of his cage and he was doing just fine
Jarosław Bąk
>>158506519papa locktober
Jarno Bouwens
>>158506235>all shit and overhyped, all fraudulent and pecho frioThere is one with particularly slab-like cranial features who breaks this mould
JarBot Bow-800
Jarrod Bözkurt
Jørgen Bøen
Indonesia: Jarod Bawono
I can't come up with anything unless he makes a move to chelsea
Jaremy Blarkson
Jor-El Bow-Zor-El
JaMario Bowser
Jaffrey Bowstein
>>158506549tell us
Jewish Bastard
Jiggly Boobies
>spare the Jarrod, spoil the willy removing ceremony that would have been tied up in a neat little bowen
>>158506586Jej Banger
Police confiscating Amar Dedic's Jarrod Bowen arrow
>>158506598>Jarrod Bowen arrowthis was in my drafts
German girls when they get on their knees say mmm Ja Rod poopensharten
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/s9kWYlEJPbOP2O88NSAd3g/page/5/Even Limpet Leaf's reaction images are unoriginal. Clearly been circumcised given the obsession with cock.
>>158506604Making the gf say this next time lad (she's german)
quite like the leaf. maybe he could use some more variety in his act.
Canuck makes Dave/Mantroony seethe so he's A-OK in my book
>>158506625>quite like the leaf.You don't, you're just being contrarian.
>>158506623How would one acquire a German gfThe only Germans I've ever met over here were at a wedding and they forced me into an autistic discussion about Brexit
Glad Gordon has finally won the battle for the left wing against all those ngubus. Sad that the right wing is a mess given to the ngubu of the week because the hun Tuchel is too autistic and full of malice to be the bigger man and call Palmer.
You know what guys I got the message, I'm flushing all my old material and won't be back until I have a brand new hour
>>158506647The better idea would be returning to /hoc/ permanently and never visiting this general again.
>>158506631Nah he's a pretty good poster. Poster power rankings are>1: Me>2: Leaf>3: The rest (mostly)>.>.>.>9001: Dave>900001: Liversimp>9000001: aw>9000000001: Shitizen
>being a contrarian by not being a contrarian.
Today, I feel gay
>>15850664715 minutes nugga
>MY POWER RNAKING>ME>GIMMICK POSTER>MY OTHER GIMMICK>MY BOOGEYMAN>MY MADE UP POSTER>A TRIPFAG
>>158506658Stop with the contrarian act, he's insufferable.
jarrome bowetenghe was the next jolean lescott
Dave, Liversimp, or aw is absolutely seething over those official power rankings that can't be argued with
>>158506659>/epl/ is so far gone that a poster from an entirely different general who has used this one for months as a testing ground for shit stand-up routines and stealing gimmicks is supposedly accepted as part of the general, and that disliking that specific poster is being a contrarianThat doesn't make any sense. Whatever.
>>158506658i dont get the credit i deserve (understandable) because i adopt so many personalities based on what the thread needs at that time, but if you knew what was all coming form the same mind you would put me above yourself
>>158506697I'm going to give you a trial run behind the Leaf but I expect you to work hard to stay there.
So bored nothing is happening
>>158506708in football?
What an absolute shite thread this turned out to be. Appreciate indog making one, but he's barred from making further threads.
1. ABUGods999999. The other Tran U customers like Malaysia and Indonesia 9999999999. Mantroony
>>158506720dont approve of foreign flags making threads because so many are rightfully filtered for being known nonces by anyone of sense
there's a reason why all forrens flock to /ars/
Hate /r/championship for pretending to represent real English fan culture when they turn into pearl clutching fannies if you call a player a wog.Saw a bloke who claimed to be a Millwall fan say fans shouldn't be allowed to heckle players there too. Absolutely dire.
HORRIFYING SCENES >six police cars chase Dedic who was caught with BOW and ARROWS
>>158506658based me at top, cheers lad
>>158506739what do you expect m8, its like going to a gay bar and muttering to yourself about all the queers
>>158506741Did Gazza turn up with a 6 pack and a KFC?
>>158506741Not a serious country
Anyone seen my bow and arrows? I was planning on having a nice evening at the archery range, but they've vanished. Think some cunt nicked them.
>>158506741>from Agincourt to thisGrim
>>158506741Old news
>>158506741>britain, known for it's longbow that disfigures your back after prolonged usage>NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A BOW CHUDMhm
>>158506519Good effort
>>158506634I might have been at that wedding. Was it in August, in Peterborough?
>Enzo Maresca says he 'does not know why' Phil Foden was left out of the latest England squadI can take a guess.
>>158506902Cos he's shite?
>>158506907>>158506902He scored a hatty tho....
>>158506933>Hudlin, whose former clubs include Solihull Moors, Huddersfield Town and Newport County, most recently played for Nam Dinh in Vietnam's top flight.>VietnamHe only scored 3 goals and got 1 assist in 10 games. How? You're taller than players jumping in Vietnam.
>no Jack Hinshelwood on England squadI'm tired lads.
>>158506950Sorry, Jude wanted to bring his little brother along
>>158506933>mainstream media>needs an image to accompany an article about a tall player>selects image of giant urban gentleman towering over a small white woman looking modest
>>158506950People who don't have one position locked down never get picked
>>158506944Probably slow as dogshite and all you have to do with manlet vietcong defenders is play an Ange-style high line.
>>158506966the news always use thumbnails of anything featuring a woman now
Are Quansah and Guehi shite lads? I think Bellingham is the only good black player.
>>158507044Guehi is usually pretty good but he's been dropping stinkers lately
>>158506933I remember this lad years ago when Huddersfield signed him from Solihull Moors, he's complete shit
>>158507044The Bellinghams are white.
>watching Talkshite>Gabby 'It's Not Fair' Agbon calling Jobe Belling 'Jo-bay Bellingham'lol
>>158506352So who is playing on RW? Ngumoha? Eze? Why Eze over Madueke when the latter has been way better last 3 games? Weird.
>>158507148Gabby agbonolahor or whatever his fucken name is has 77iq and should not be allowed to have a public opinion
>>158507203>or whatever his fucken name isStill not beating the casual allegations
Still don't know if the Kuwaiti is a local or a serviceman
>>158507203agbonlahor was a good player until martin o'neill told him he had to bulk up and then that killed his pace
>>158507203Do they still put Yorkie bars in the ration packs lad?
>>158507533He's a Shia Muslim immigrant from Iraq
He's a gob Shi'ite
>>158507619heyoooo
>>158507575....not anymore
