Vini bogged himself and changed his physical structure, now can't take on players
>>158506943His previous chinless face was more aerodynamic
The Chinicius charade is finally coming to an end. I wonder if they will ever find Vini's remains.
he's looksmaxxed himself into early retirement
he can always transition to hair styling
>>158506943>physical structureis someone applying for a building permit
The alignment and position of the jaw has a massive impact on the dynamics of the body. This isn't even an /X/ opinion, it's just biological fact.
>>158507269show me your medical credentials
>>158506943lmao
>>158506943You would expect shapeshifters to be quite capable on the pitch.
>>158507176>Mr. Vinicius, your phrenologic status cannot be changed through surgery.
he just peaked early like every other ngubu
>>158506943this is just a way to say they actually believe he could be a fake vinicius.
kek didnt he just break up with the bitch that pushed him into the cosmetic surgery?
I've heard the conspiracy floating around on twitter that false teeth are an impediment, but Ronaldo got his done back in 2005 and become of the GOAT's, so I'm taking Joey Barton's takes with a pinch of salt.
>>158506943KWABB (Kek What A Bogged Bitch)
>>158507269when david beckham joined ac milan at the end of his career, the milan doctors got his teeth fixed because they were causing a misalignment in his gait. a few weeks later his achilles popped and that was the end of his career but that's by the by. his whole career he'd been running incorrectly because of his teeth.
he plays the same, just lost the compassion points
vini needs to come to terms with being ugly
>>158506943What a stupid excuse lmao
He can no longer stun players with his visage now that he is handsome. You gain beauty but lose performance, tough choice to make
Apologisehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/lylRh-wGbmU
>>158506943He showed everybody that the coments got to his head. He exposed himself as a weak mind the moment he went forward with the surgery
>>158508366He did the hard part first. His legacy is now just a tier below the Adriano, a couple of tiers below the Neymar. Could've not gone through it and still slayed pussy anyway, but when you look at the reflection, the beauty radiates, I'm sure in the deepest shallow mind that the trade is worth it
He went from Brazilian to African American
>>158507573this. black and brazilian, those don't last long at elite level
>>158508513he already did that when he was screaming racism every week
Do Portuguese feel a connection with Vini? Anytime he's brought up you get a bunch of Port flags defending him or shitting on him
>>158508586Adriano is a PES6 legend and therefore will never be forgotten, Vinicius is the black Robinho
>>158508848>Vinicius is the black RobinhoLmao. Not even. Robinho was awesome
>>158506943>>158507269>>158507789so this means vini brain don't configurate well to command his body because he change the shape?
>>158508513He went forward with the surgery to please his whore girlfriendShe then left him three months later lmao>>158508760>defending himBrazilians invading Portugal>shitting on him50% real tugas 50% Brazilians that hate Flamengo
>>158507174kek
Vini is just psychologically hurt by the relationship with Virginia. They broke up again, and though some br fans hoped this would help, it hasn't happened yet. Memes aside, he probably needs a psychologist.
>>158506943Real is finally catching up that they have impostor in their squad
>get new chin>cant take on defenders anymore??????????
>>158508513it really is the case. The only rich men that for me would make sense to make cosmetic surgery would be actors and popstars aka men that ABSOLUTELY needs their face to sell their product. Anyone else has some self image issues and i would not be surprised if vini troons out somewhere down the line
>>158514833I simply will not buy things from bogged people
>>158514848have you watched anything made in the last 50 years with a male lead older than 45 with a perfect hair? then you're already in (((their))) gameyes, this is me coping with the fact that my hair is already fucked up at 30
The crazy thing about the surgery saga is that apparently he could always grow a beardLike nigga you should have just grown that shit and fraud a chin like jiri prochazka
>>158506943Guy is 26...that's already the start of the downward trajectory for a Brazilian footballer's shelf life considering all the partying and cochise renders them useless by 28.
>>158515671Cocaine*
>>158507789He still went to PSG and effortlessly slotted into that starting line up, cementing how world class he actually was.
when did he get surgery ? it probably takes weeks to recover from this, and real vardrid aint paying him millions for this
>>158529905After the World Cup. There was about a month between Brazil getting knocked out and La Liga starting back up.With the right medicines you can recover from plastic surgery in 2-3 weeks.
>>158529970i dont remember him having a new chin/jaw in september desu
>>158506943So let's say it affected his skills. What now? Do they revert the changes like a game patch? Is the future meta going to be to reshape your face for optimal build even if it turns you into a goblin?
