What's next for their careers?
>>158507600Growing chins and getting clues.
>>158507600Stat pad in their clubs, have a inter miami vs al nassr game
>>158507600Messi will disappear into obscurity, he's too retarded to be a manager or a TV pundit.
>>158508527This. I think he will become a simple farm hand in rural argentina somewhere. They wont trust him with big jobs but he will find purpose there. Occaisionally he will kill a chicken in autistic rage and get caught fucking the corpse but theyll laugh and quickly forget it, as there will be many chickens on the farm.
>>158507600Messi's wife will get bored of not being chased by cameras all the time and do something retarded like film a Jason Luv video.
>>158507600We can fix them, we have the technology.
>>158508527>>158511145I just assume Messi is smart, not sure but I am very certain CR7 is the dumbest dude soccer has every produced; his future ceiling is pic related
Messi'll become a motivational speaker for HGH
>>158511191which is the better one
Messi will become a recluse, Ronaldo will have a failed media career
>>158508527>The best player ever will just be forgotten o algo
>>158507600>MessiLive in Miami, drive around in Ferrari, do lots of commercials and appear in game shows, become major stakeholder in Hard Rock Cafe and make appearances at various Hard Rock Cafe's for the rest of his life. >RonaldoDie in a boat accident on a fishing boat full of hunky men
didnt Ronaldo said he wanted to work in movies?
>>158516150I've said it for many years that Ronaldo would be much better off going to Hollywood after Saudi. He is clearly not suited to coaching, management or punditry.Instead, he would sell a serious number of tickets starring in a Fast and the Furious movie, and use this as a springboard to become the new Arnie that The Rock never became.In contrast, I have no idea what Messi could do after retirement. Similar to Ronaldo, I cannot see him as a successful manager or pundit - but he doesn't have the charisma to pursue a media career.Perhaps he should just retire quietly? Maradona blipped in and out of the public consciousness, but this lasted for decades, and was quite brief when it happened.Perhaps the best route for Messi is to simply resign himself to old age, become a kindly old grandfather and continue to suppress the fact that he only got to marry Antonella because he murdered her previous boyfriend.A real family man.
>>158507600BBC in they anuses
>>158524429Portuguese accent isn't as cool or as intimidating as a German accent.Also Ronaldo is a metrosexual, how will be casted in a movie? As the comedy relief faggot?
>>158511167yeah green lines don’t lie
>>158526220no, they don't
