>>158511809
Not a sport

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

>>158511818
melie would have caught that

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bbl soon

Big booty Latinas soon

uhhhh kiwi bros...
maybe we should have haka'd harder

Henry Nicholls? More like Generally Shitcolls

fuck this gonna grind poe

busy voting to be honest

I haven't seen batting this sloppy since the last time I got drunk and wanked to myself in the mirror

>>158511998
too far

This pitch fucken sucks

>>158512091
Does it?
*unzips*

WA are playing England but there’s no way to watch :(

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>>158512062
i got a hard rock she can curl those sexy toes around

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>odi
>bat like its a test

shit batting

>>158512316
>marriage
>act like a sex pest

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Now the dust has settled, was he in the right here?

retard shit

Wellington is a cursed shithole burn it to the ground

How much are the Indians paying off the kiwis to win this series? all the tosses go Indians way, all games played at ungodly hours for fans in India so NZ locals don't attend. NZ cricket might make a quick buck, but by whoring themselves out to India they have likely lost most of the home fans for many many years to come.

lol what's wrong with poopeelanders

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>hey bru
>what up bru
>yo were we gonna put the deh stadium bru
>uhhh I dunno bru
>what about the dock
>the deck?
>nah the dock
>ohh the dock not the deck
>yeah the dock
>will it have a deck

>>158512475
wellington is a terrible city

par score?

Watching auckland fc vs wellington phoenix

>>158512501
faggot, soccer is so fuckin gay

>>158512501
thx mate, up da port

darryl mitchell santner

*does a spine tingling thunderstorm haka

>>158512504
Less gay than limited overs """cricket"""

>>158511809
movie idea: The Grinch that Stole the Slampigs

a light hearted sexy comedy movie about a grinch that steals all the slampigs right before christmas

>>158512554
Sounds like you're just trying to make an acting job for your mum

wash your ass whitey
and score 250+ runs for a change

gone got 'im
fuck off

>>158512564
kek GOTTEM

>>158512547
I could fuck a bloke up the arse while watching the abu dhabi t10 league and it would still be less gay than watching soccer

>>158512750
shitjeetbros...

England are in all sorts at 6/156 against WA at the WACA. Lance “the wild thing” Morris has taken 2-18

this game is boring as fuh

>>158512750
romance is dead

>>158512733
Sounds like /afl/ is more your speed

nz were elite at the 2023 wc
what happened

how did NZ score more in T20 than ODI matches?
>>158512750
kek punjabis are so cringe

150 is looking too far away
we need to bat first in the next 3 matches

>jeet trying to act like they're not all the same

>1.4 billion people are exactly the same even when they speak hundreds of different languages
sheep shaggers aren't very smart

what's up with so many of these shitters getting hit on the helmet nowadays?

>>158512892
nobody ever got hit on the helmet before we had helmets, really makes you think

>134 all out
they should send Kohli alone to play today
no one on the other end

Suddenly we're shit at cricket again I guess

>>158512886
how come you all smell then

how we feeling fellow voters?

>>158512945
with our bloody noses

Now that we know the truth about sandpapergate.......let's not forget that a couple of Australian cricketers from the 1990's had ties to bookmakers

The difference was that they denied it, whilst Hansie Cronje confessed as he was a Christian.

Hansie took the bullet for others

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>>158512986

>>158512986
>Hansie took the bullet
I think he took the plane m8

>>158512986
seething mudshits always had it in for the boys and tried his hardest to lose the series for >us when England last toured here
just trying to sell his shitty book, dont trust anyone from a family of terrorists

>Matt Fisher is New Zealand's concussion substitute, he replaces Blair Tickner

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>Koala saying the whole team was in on cheating
wtf is that cunts problem???

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>2 wickets gone

>A source within CA is reporting that Justin Langer was ousted from the coaching position because he wanted the team to go public with their involvement in sandpapergate to give the team a fresh start.
woah

>>158513263
Hope captain woke's reputation is destroyed over the next few years

>>158513263
I read that as CIA

>>158513291
no you're thinking of gough whitlam

gone
fuck off

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convicts on the rope

>>158512564
hey now

SAME OLD AUSSIES ALWAYS CHEATING

>we can lose
lol I hope
series will remain interesting

o helo dear boros

what a fine test match

why didnt england play their warmup game against a good team like NSW

>>158512951
TTTbros we won

>>158513486
wong swarb double blowey on the cards here

>>158512945
they all worship cowshit btw

>>158513526
no we don't worship you

still waiting on an update >>158501161

i thought ear syringing was a meme till i had it done, it was like a new lease of life ngl

>>158512750
>this will work for sure

>WA 64/2
Never judge a pitch until both sides have batted.

(Then come to the conclusion both are shit)

>syringed
wait until you get the vacuum and tweezers

>>158513193
Marketing hype for his autobiography

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Ponga starts

All players that played in the South African tour with the sandpaper MUST GO.

>>158513580
WRONG THREAD HOW EMBARRASSING

>>158513537
I already told you my ankles are still sore.
...as for my ears, the ringing immediately went away and my hearing returned to normal. Headaches and nausea seem better but might just be the fact I'm not at toil + self-medication (beer and wine). That said I still had a ringing in my ears while I was trying to sleep last night. Hopefully it's a temporary thing and I won't be Chris Cornelling myself within the decade.
It was a lot of dark-coloured gunk that came out. Everyone at the clinic seemed to be anticipating me coming out of it singing, but a mixture of shock and my being a sperg subdued me to what I perceive was their slight dismay. Also my ears were still wet which had an effect

>>158513580
Based

>>158513591
why are your ankles sore

>>158513590
/nrl/ /rug/ and /cric/ are the holy trinity

>>158512945
it is the aroma of your mum's pussy after taking this many creampies that's stuck to all of us, you should help her wash it.

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>>158513612
>indian >banter

lol
we can actually lose from here

already lost the story

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>>158513580
fuck you

>>158513628
>banter
you think it is a joke?
you see, she did give me an std

How much are these peewee sheep-rapists paying India to sandbag this series? They aren't averse to a flutter or scratching the ball up with s bottlecap

>few drops of rain
>ahhhh we can't carry on
grim 'poo'rt

*does the rain haka*

thinking about the revolutionary effect 20mm max hangs could have upon young Welsh off-spinners

Is Towhid Hridoy elite?

>>158513540
won't make fontaines DC sound good however

Kek you can make up new convict names by scrolling down the xi and adding 2 players first names
>joel cameron
>sam jayden
>corey ashton
>will ashton
>brody lance
>mahli jordan

Reel Around The Fountain is surely the gayest song ever written, as it pertains to lyrics at least

>>158511809
Why are so many attractive women spectators of cricket?

What the fuck happened to WA, a couple of years ago it was the treble treble and then they turned to dogshit?

This isn’t even the good Overton brother bowling.

>all of England vs a state on like 2 million people (of a 20x larger land area than England, naturally)

instead of Eng v WA let's see Wales v NSW

>4 wickets for Brody Couch
at least he won't be grouchy couchy today haha

It’s over

>>158513828
Well obviously England shouldn’t be losing to FC sides but even so I would have thought WA would have put up more of a fight than they did. Especially as this isn’t a particularly good England side who only made a (in modern professional 50 over cricket) somewhat low score, at a ground where England have historically struggled.

>>158513955
I'm not even following it desu
What's the score?

>>158513955
NSW would've beat england

yeah we messed up the last wc btu england are objectively better than australia in white ball cricket. have been for years

>>158513028
>just trying to sell his shitty book
blvd, he's already got his advance and minor local sport stars from tertiary sports don't sell books lmao. plus he's already raked in shitloads, like his teammates, by waiting eight years and ending his career before coming out. This is either spite or conscience, not greed, and either way it just proves every cunt in that team and adminstration not named Bancroft is equally as big a deadshit cunt worm as a swarthy foreigner.

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>>158514069
>give a guy support
>let him into the team
>change the way you celebrate to respect his beliefs
>retires
>throws all his friends and Australia under the bus

>>158514107
kek

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never trust a paki

>>158513970
It’s currently over.

England XI 251. (48.0) v WA 159. (32.3)

>>158514165
>England XI vs Literal Who XI

didn’t you lose a series to a literally who Irish team mate

>>158514107
kek.

Plus:
>Australia kept picking him after form goes through the floor because woke
>even move him from opening to middle order because woke, still doesn’t find form
>is going to get dropped so pulls out the 4d chess move of announcing his retirement
>forces Australia to drop plans to pick an opener for the Sydney Test so they can have a globohomo parade to “celebrate” a paki playing for Australia, and everyone forced to suck him off
>ffw to now
See>>158514135

*pick a spinner
not opener

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>>158514184
crisp

>>158512986
Still remember the ODI tri-nation kino. Loved it when New Zealand came across and Chris Cairns would start smacking Australia around and put up a heroic effort only to just fall short.

News it was all fake hit hard.

Holy google update
>Cairns subsequently faced severe health crises starting in August 2021, including an aortic dissection, multiple open-heart surgeries, a stroke that left him paralysed from the waist down, and a brief battle with bowel cancer. He has spoken openly about how these life-threatening events shifted his perspective on the past scandal.

Italy South Africa in ten bings
Wales Japan later
Quality

after all that big chat we just HEEMED WA btw
lmao what does perth even do???

Ghosted again,
But my 15mm max hang yesterday exhibited vital signs of life

>>158514346
>>158514352
ok

>>158514101
>/cric/ is a cancer

/afl/ so desperate they have to link their gay thread here

>>158514372
sad!

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Held about 10 seconds +27.5kg on a 15 mm edge
Genetics does play a massive part in finger strength, but there are ways you can work on it. Bend that shit to your will

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>>158514380
all those years of fingering your bum paid off champ!

If I had genetically strong fingers it would all come a lot easier to me. I don't, so I have worked on it, forced adaptations pretty much. Which means, while I won't ever be the best boulderer, I will just be a lot better than you

didn't certain man promise to upload videos on his yt account of a non-asterisked v4 and one of him doing 30 chin ups? that was about a year ago kek

>>158514165
https://www.cricinfo.com/series/england-in-australia-2026-27-1528677/western-australia-vs-england-tour-match-1561358/full-scorecard

>a single score of 50+ (Duckett)
>aside from Duckett only Dawson*, Jacks & Brook scored above 20
>Jacks then went for 8 an over
>Banton bowled one over and got the wicket of a certain Ashton Agar

Holy kek

end of the day you just can't fight the unathletic welsh genes
zachy is right to celebrate 30 chin ups (= 100 for germans) and v3 (= v8 for germans)
if you're welsh you should just stick to poetry or whatever shite it is they do. nobody really knows

Even if we draw this match we lost the story

>'Don't think everyone would have known' - Lehmann denies Khawaja's claim
>"That's part and parcel of selling books, I suppose"
starts coping literally 5 minutes after the story comes out
lmao good poker face there daz

>>158514406
This is typical Bangladesh though, absolutely zero consistency whatsoever.

>Hridoy scores highest ever score for Bangladesh
>they then blow two reviews inside the first over of the WI 2nd innings

Khawaja that black dog trying reclaim his izzat

Wales going to embarrass themselves again

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why can't they play cricket exclusively in stadiums with a roof

>>158514397
I don't know mate
I am beginning to think I am quite a good athlete
Just lived experience

Lightning around a tennis court

But I never was at all, as a couchy
I'm simply fast now

>>158512569
>she said "smelling" instead of "smelly"
who's the ESL now?

Welsh lightning they call me
Absolute rapid

yeah it's weird. the fact that fin worked on zachy shows he isn't a total genetic loss desu (despite being welsh). idk but I can sort of believe he's peaking at 34 as an athlete. not the normal welshy I suppose - like with glammylad you can infer he's out of shape / a couchy given his taste of techno and watching all the sports every week but you don't get the same vibe off zb for some reason

For me, it’s https://www.cricinfo.com/series/benson-hedges-world-series-1994-95-60964/australia-a-vs-england-12th-match-66407/full-scorecard

corr look at that Aus A team though
would heem most sides

actually nvm I just looked at the top order. the bowling attack is a bit shit

dunno. khawaja seems like he has an axe to grind

don't like that there's no test cricket on

can't wait to smoke the englosers in the ODIs

bet jam boy will be up all night to watch his beloved england and australia

jam boy will be watching it at his female cousin's house in the hope that she'll say yes to his arranged marriage (spoiler: she won't). Will have of course travelled to her place in one of his dad's 3 ENGLISH cars as well lmao

might buy a luxury indian car

https://youtu.be/PBpuUFFM9OM

not clicking that mate
sorry saw the title and it just doesn't seem like it'd be funny enough

>>158515147
millennial bouldering joint music

In fairness the first ODI is in Perth so playing at the WACA makes sense but that match is on Friday, probably want to get a couple of days golfing in ffs.

The way they schedule the international season is fucking ridiculous
>Tri-series in Pakistan
>white ball series in Australia
>Test series and white ball in SA
>then go play two Tests in Bangladesh
>then go back to pozzie for a one off Test

Because of the criticism they’ve scheduled some tour matches but only one for each which just seems insulting. Seems like they could have played at least another before the first ODI against an Australia A or a select XI even just in Perth.

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>unathletic Welsh genes
Euan Thomas is literally the 8th fastest black person of all time over 400 metres
He's nearly as fast as Jeremy warriner

wonder if the lads will go down perth steamworks

>unathletic Welsh genes
https://youtu.be/tuDiylkXHLo?is=8f3593e8I8Nspk0p

This miracle goal is nearly as good as the one George Weah scored for AC Milan

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yes mate very unathletic and you know it that's why you'll be draft dodging

>Iwan Thomas was born in Farnborough, Hampshire, but was raised in Godmanchester in Cambridgeshire and attended Hinchingbrooke School in nearby Huntingdon. As of 2015, he lives near Southampton
these larpers need to look out for each other I suppose
he's Hampshire's brave. best county in the UK btw

Yeah true, when it does kick off
I will be taking a long leave of sick

>>158515264
His father was born to Welsh-born parents in Middlesex, whilst his mother's Welsh language speaking family were centred around the village of Llandderfel, Gwynedd

He's literally 100% a brother

>welsh-born parents in Middlesex
this is such a massive cope lmao
at least the mum has some claim

zachy you watching wales v japan
16:40

Is this couchy freak seriously trying to argue that Iwan Thomas isn't Welsh

oh look the 2nd larping welsh fraud has popped in too
wonder if they'll both vanish when based japan make their unathletes sweat again

>>158515381
Corrr
Yeah might do
What channel brawd?

itv
s4c

Grouchy couchy seething again because he isn't Welsh
You would have thought he would put his Invader genes to better use

>>158515419
Noted
Cheers my dear

half of japan's team are probably more welsh than these two

Listen Hans just fuck off yeah
We were happy under milk wood

real sad hours

ausbro you watching wales japan

can't find where to watch it m8 so guess not

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disregard last, target in sight, in holding posture how copy, disregard last last, we are position bingo they want money we are in position royally fucked over

>Paine was a sex pest
>Cummins is a dirty cheat and liar
Why do the great saviours of Aussies morals turn out to be such disappointments?

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the sneer of cold command

historically lots of russell brand types in the pozzie team it seems

>>158516417
ERRRRR wrong.
>Cricket Tasmania regarded the exchanges as consensual and private
it just wasn't a good look but nothing forced or wrong
they were consensual so don't worry you're still British and who currently holds the ashes?

watching the rugby (on welsh language s4c)

>Wales 16:40 Japan
just looked up the score despite knowing nothing about tarqby and they're already getting btfo lmaoooo

Yeah I think I might turn on the rugby
In my airy and well-presented one bedroom flat

kek took you over an hour to come up with that one couchy, not bad though

>>158516725
Why do you have to be so relentlessly grouchy?
I bet if you floated up a non asterisk v4 you wouldn't feel this way, Malte

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>>158516763
>I bet if you floated up a non asterisk v4

I don't know mate, I'm starting to get quite good
Don't count me out

you can't start bouldering at 33 and dream of being anything better than 'novice'
should have invested in golf if you want progress

Old men are good at climbing
And my sheer passion will take me places. I will probably never climb return of the sleepwalker, I will just mog you helplessly, and it's good enough for me

I've never been ''''mogged''' by an unathletic welshie weakling. don't plan on starting now

yeah sure thing, Wilhelm
While you have been thumbing the good laptop, I have been doing 15 mm max hangs for 3 years

Are Wales winning

>they're struggling to beat japan again
KEK the unathletic neeks keep humiliating themselves

https://youtu.be/8YEi00mJoQc?is=KevQJcPWVFf9eyYx

The vocal performance of the century

>Welsh athleticism

>Getting heemed by Japs

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wales are winning mate

just about scraping past japan and they're extremely proud of this kek

>>158517399
Say that to my face in the Arch, Neath
See what happens