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draft in 12 days
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First for goyslop :)
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>called other kids at school 'accidents' to imply that their parents didn't want them
>mfw found out i was an accident and my mum coin flipped on whether she would abort me
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cousins wedding tomorrow arvo
how do i while away the 4+ hours its going to take from my life besides drink
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>>158512621
just go for the service, turn up at the reception for 5 minutes, go out for a smoke and dont come back
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>>158512636
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>>158512621
Just drink and be the cool mysterious guy in the corner
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Why do I love horse racing so much, am I autistic?
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>>158512702
bbc
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Micksperg PLEASE POST this place is BORING without you
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>>158512621
Weddings are the best for free food and wine. Its the only reason I go
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>>158512761
free sex too if you a chad like me
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I wish I had a Nimbus 2000
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I saw Palace at a wedding the other week
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>>158512798
Did you plunder her pleasure palace? Punch penis into pussy?
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I wouldn’t want to fuck palace, I’d just love to ask her about her bunnings advert and freak her out
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I saw Palace at a Dans in Brisbane yesterday. I told sher how cool it was to meet sher in person, but I didn’t want to be a wanker and botsher sher and ask sher for photos or anything.
she said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I sheard sher chuckle as I walked off. Wshen I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw sher trying to walk out tshe doors with a couple bottles of Jack in his hands without paying.
Tshe girl at tshe counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for that first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not shear sher, but eventually turned back around and brought tshem to tshe counter.
Wshen sshe took one of tshe bottles and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped sher and told sher to scan tshem each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After sshe scanned each bottle and put tshem in a bag and started to say tshe price, she kept interrupting sher by yawning really loudly.
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My aeliana about to redeem the g1
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TWO RIDERS WERE APPROACHIN'
AND THE WIND
BEGIN TO HOWL
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whats the solution to the tradie problem?
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>>158512923
millions of jeets sub-contractors
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>>158512923
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>>158513083
Reported to the CFMEU champ
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dead general
dead community
dead sport
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>>158513141
Fuck you
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>>158512619
Pretty good example of poetic justice.
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I don't like beer.
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>>158513158
OH NO
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You blokes are making me feel enraged
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>>158513249
Thanks knobGOD, you always know how to calm me down
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>>158513158
Based big terry
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*Revs up werk tyme*
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Tradies must be home
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knobGOD
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what gets you hard knobGOD?
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>saturday evening knob
Yep, crisp.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2oCDD8fQEY
SOUNDTRACK
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knobGOD dunking on these jannies
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for me it's the variation in file sizes
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>>158513340
its not even his penis
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>>158513347
im shocked to find that out
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fuck off penisperg
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>>>/pol/545779791
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>>158513347
How do you know,
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Killing
Mysekf now, goodbye alf
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>>158512621
They'll be divorced in 5 years. Why even bother?
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>>158513509
Don't, we need you
Plus you shouldn't accelerate your time towards eternal nothingness, you'll have plenty of time for that
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>Google's AI search killed the Reddit stock
Based jewgle
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>>158512621
Bury your head in your phone like everyone else.
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Weddings suck, I hate them
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>tfw too smart for a gf
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I refuse to post in /cric/ like the cazzie blow-ins here, fuck that dead sport and all who follow it
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>>158513783
youre a tough tough guy, jaidyn
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that feel when knee surgery tomorrow
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>>158513814
All the best mate
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>>158512923
paying them in dymocks gift cards rather than cash
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>>158513814
You'll never play footy professionally. Why even bother?
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dead thread
dead community
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>>158514061
/cric/ is a cancer
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without RC we are lost

He has forsaken us
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rc is dead mate
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untrue, He lives inside each an every one of us. you just need the courage to accept Him.
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RC: our captain, our leader, our king

Captcha: VNR
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business idea: BLACKED but its white guys in full body blackface
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oscar allen should've kicked the last grand final goal
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>>158514298
ever?
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>>158514298
On what basis?
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>>158514155
yeah bet you'd love RC to live inside you, poof
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who up eating dey hummus
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>>158514873
jatz or ritz
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>>158515048
cocopops chex mostly
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lo
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