draft in 12 days
First for goyslop :)
>called other kids at school 'accidents' to imply that their parents didn't want them>mfw found out i was an accident and my mum coin flipped on whether she would abort me
cousins wedding tomorrow arvo how do i while away the 4+ hours its going to take from my life besides drink
>>158512621just go for the service, turn up at the reception for 5 minutes, go out for a smoke and dont come back
>>158512636
>>158512621Just drink and be the cool mysterious guy in the corner
Why do I love horse racing so much, am I autistic?
>>158512702bbc
Micksperg PLEASE POST this place is BORING without you
>>158512621Weddings are the best for free food and wine. Its the only reason I go
>>158512761free sex too if you a chad like me
I wish I had a Nimbus 2000
I saw Palace at a wedding the other week
>>158512798Did you plunder her pleasure palace? Punch penis into pussy?
I wouldn’t want to fuck palace, I’d just love to ask her about her bunnings advert and freak her out
I saw Palace at a Dans in Brisbane yesterday. I told sher how cool it was to meet sher in person, but I didn’t want to be a wanker and botsher sher and ask sher for photos or anything.she said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I sheard sher chuckle as I walked off. Wshen I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw sher trying to walk out tshe doors with a couple bottles of Jack in his hands without paying.Tshe girl at tshe counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for that first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not shear sher, but eventually turned back around and brought tshem to tshe counter.Wshen sshe took one of tshe bottles and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped sher and told sher to scan tshem each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After sshe scanned each bottle and put tshem in a bag and started to say tshe price, she kept interrupting sher by yawning really loudly.
My aeliana about to redeem the g1
TWO RIDERS WERE APPROACHIN'AND THE WIND BEGIN TO HOWL
whats the solution to the tradie problem?
>>158512923millions of jeets sub-contractors
>>158512923
>>158513083Reported to the CFMEU champ
dead generaldead communitydead sport
>>158513141Fuck you
>>158512619Pretty good example of poetic justice.
I don't like beer.
>>158513158OH NO
You blokes are making me feel enraged
>>158513249Thanks knobGOD, you always know how to calm me down
>>158513158Based big terry
*Revs up werk tyme*
Tradies must be home
knobGOD
what gets you hard knobGOD?
>saturday evening knobYep, crisp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2oCDD8fQEYSOUNDTRACK
knobGOD dunking on these jannies
for me it's the variation in file sizes
>>158513340its not even his penis
>>158513347im shocked to find that out
fuck off penisperg
>>>/pol/545779791
>>158513347How do you know,
Killing Mysekf now, goodbye alf
>>158512621They'll be divorced in 5 years. Why even bother?
>>158513509Don't, we need youPlus you shouldn't accelerate your time towards eternal nothingness, you'll have plenty of time for that
>Google's AI search killed the Reddit stockBased jewgle
>>158512621Bury your head in your phone like everyone else.
Weddings suck, I hate them
>tfw too smart for a gf
I refuse to post in /cric/ like the cazzie blow-ins here, fuck that dead sport and all who follow it
>>158513783youre a tough tough guy, jaidyn
that feel when knee surgery tomorrow
>>158513814All the best mate
>>158512923paying them in dymocks gift cards rather than cash
>>158513814You'll never play footy professionally. Why even bother?
dead threaddead community
>>158514061/cric/ is a cancer
without RC we are lostHe has forsaken us
rc is dead mate
untrue, He lives inside each an every one of us. you just need the courage to accept Him.
RC: our captain, our leader, our king Captcha: VNR
business idea: BLACKED but its white guys in full body blackface
oscar allen should've kicked the last grand final goal
>>158514298ever?
>>158514298On what basis?
>>158514155yeah bet you'd love RC to live inside you, poof
who up eating dey hummus
>>158514873jatz or ritz
>>158515048cocopops chex mostly
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