>>158508864nigga.com
>laying down zestilymaybe everything they do looks gay because you're stroking your shit
>>158514248Laying it down zestlyIslam is
How does Tim stay so cool all the time? And who is the guy who co hosts his podcasts. that guy has a story to tell but hes the silent type like me. Move in silence and dont fish in ponds not owned by the state, respect the reel.
Never forget
>>158514278dana had him killed because he was about to solve this semen slurping sport
doo died of ass cancer
https://youtu.be/ZEkdfB0GewY
It's caturday
OHHHHHHHHH
>>158514307Holy fucking shieeeeeet
Waldo Cortes Acosta vs. Johnny WalkerTatiana Suarez vs. Virna JandirobaDavey Grant vs. Elijah SmithBilly Elekana vs. Lucas FernandoPriscila Cachoeira vs. Nina MilosevicMitch Raposo vs. Marcos Degli
>>158514398WalkerJandirobaGrantElekanaMilosevicRaposo
I had the worst Chinese food last night, what’s worse is I ate all of it
>>158514398Waldo AcostaSuarezGrantFernandoMilosevicRaposo
>>158514490what's his name?
>>158514398AcostaSuarezSmithMilosevicDegli
Levels
Test
People are calling Tatiana Suarez the female Khabib.
You guys excited for the UFC tonight? Walker vs Waldo, wow
>>158514307If I knew it wasn't me I would think he was the "Nigger" poster
>>158514653If I didn't know it was me*
Johnny Walker? Wow.
Waldo Cortes-Acosta?Wow.
Johnny Walker vs Waldo Cortes-Acosta?Wow-wow.
>>158514667Damn nigga, wow
>>158514294Still would. Veronica is gorgeous.
Could Johnny Walker ever fight Valter Walker
Well, woman the way the time cold, I wanna be keepin' you warmI got the right temperature fi shelter you from the stormOh Lord, gyal, I got the right tactics to turn you onAnd, girl, I wanna be the papa, you can be the mom, oh-oh
>>158514653It's funny how twitter cazzies are so reactive to the word when heemsters are all desensitized to it
>>158514667legendary post honestly
Sorry nigger, but this is real life the white boy with motion gets the African queens
Johnny Walker Texas Ranger
>>158514398waldosuarezgrantfernandomilosevicraposo
>>158514736Oh my goodness
You just know that boy Jones has got some sugar in his tank
Could you heem Dana? I'm thinking at least half of heem would get their asses kicked by Dana desu
>>158514816Dana White?
>>158514860Yes
>>158514816I'd have him looking like this
the belt islam sir
>>158514867Wow.
>>158514816Dana is 57 years old dude.
What was conor's walk around weight at featherweight ?
>>158514875One thing I need to make clear; I would absolutely kill you if you tried something like this on me in real life. Be careful.
The people want the Justin Rematch
Heemcels have been a lot more aggro recentlyAre you okay? Is it cause the weather's colder now or cause of the lull in UFC fights? Don't worry, we'll be seeing Hokbeast heem G*ne next week
NEWS: Shavkat knee still fucked up
>>158514872Prates vs Morales will be the new proxy battleground of indians and pakis
>>158514398>Johnny Walker>Tatiana Suarez >Elijah Smith>Lucas Fernando>Nina Milosevic>Marcos Degli
how will Kwabkit fare againts the mighty Gane?
>>158514934
>>158514790>"yup, I told you Jon, I told you. He's a bum"
>>158514910Yeah I wish they'd let me over there so I could spit right in your face
Hokit Shmoke it ye
>>158514934>blow out knee vs cuck who constantly flexes ending your career>miss title shot >wife crashes car, two people die >wife divorces you and takes the kids>dad dies >WW finally heating up just as you disappear>knee still keeps falling apart>all within the span of 2 years
*blocks your path*
>WW finally heating up bruhhh
Did heem ever get a stickyDo mods really hate usWas spammy right all along
>>158514934Ante Delija and Andrson Silva both came back after their leg broke half waySvakhat probably wont ever fight again
>>158514929Didnt knew palestinians were chill like thisPretty based take
>>158515111tiramisu vs mcnuggets got a sticky...8 years ago
>>158515128Damn, gooby did ruin heem tho
>>158515111white house card did
During his absolute prime Khabitch was repeatedly ducking Tony Ferguson, he thought that was such a scary style matchup lol bro has the worst eye for the sport
>>158515144I did not watch that, just saw topturo got his face rearranged
>>158514299>filming cats doing anythingliterally me
>>158515177Felines?
>>158515156That was one of the most anticipated fights, the cable the tiramisu...Tony could have done it but khabib was young and scared
>>158514398ummmmm Waldoummmmm Virnaummmmm Smithhmmmmm Elekanaummmmm Milosevicummmmm Degilili
>>158515188Have you heard about how that final duck effected his poor fazza? Khabitch flying home actually brought him covid, killed the dumb old bastard.
if any card in mma history deserves a sticky it's waldo vs walker
>>158515199Nah, can't say anything bad about the dad, he seemed like a good guy, he said he would invite gooby to his houseKhabibs humble uncle getting sucked off by a hooker tho, thats another story about the humbleness of the mountain muslims
>>158515199me own son, an aquatic bird
>>158515156tony in his prime would have been huge trouble for khabozo. if tony made it to round 3 without getting finished it would have been his fight.
Is there any reason to watch this card?
>>158515237gel no
>>158515237And risk missing a holy shit moment?
>>158514816Dana wouldn't last a second in my closed guard
>>158514816Im both taller and heavier and younger than him, but also out of shape, i'd probably just look for an overhand on that bald head and hope for the best
Who has finished more heavyweights in a phone booth, francis or Paige Vanzant?
>>158514398Johnny WalkerTatiana SuarezDavey GrantBilly ElenaNina MilosevicMitch Rapistoso
dana white just beat the fucking shit out of me
yeah I'm a jacked taiwanese boi whatup
>>158514398>>158515349
>>158515355Jacked Taiwanese Boy?Wow.
Damn nigger, wow!
Prime T-Wood (That's Tyron Woodley to you zoomers)
Do you like our owl?
Luke is probably on the verge of quitting again, the race war that's brewing definitely has him in tears
Brazza thinking of moving up again to fight Strickland for belt
zamn these boys love them some strickdaddy bwc!
>>158515237Walker Acosta fight is good, Jap prospect is legit. Thats only reason I am watching. Those two wmma fights are gonna be tough to sit thru tho
>>158515495Actually Luke was taking a 2 hour victory lap at Trump voters to open his latest livestream Thursday
>Justin is a nobody
Prime T-wood simulates Prates and beats Ian Garry. Paddy went the distance with Justin who committed 3 fouls against him. Also is Max really trying to wait for another McGregor fight?
>>158515504>spend month in Uzbekistan to eat >spend two years in Dagestan to wrestle>one night in Bangkok to be ready https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix3WVxFzW_M
>>158514398Walker by decision Suarez by decision Grant by decision Fernando by decision Milosevic by decision Degli by decision
>>158515594Jouban is a matchup those dudes dont want
>>158515156Yeah like just travel to the future bro
Chadlia got them big mad he is cruising around in a batmobile looking like a Spanish Bruce Wayne while Justin is looking like pizzacake
>>158514398WaldoSuarezGrantFernandoMilosevicRaposo
>>158515615Huh?
>>158514398holy fuck this sport is cooked. what a bum card
>>158515616ilia is a little metrosexual jeet that got zero female attention growing up. meanwhile chaddy the baddy is a disgusting slob but women are crazy horny for him.
When Ilia called paddy a blonde bitch at the o2 arena after heeming herbert dead was a fucking movie the entire crowd went silent in shock and awe you have to be highly intellectual to pick up details like this because it struck divine fear into paddy that will have huge affect when they fight since it is like trauma
aren't we always traveling to the future? when you really think about it...
>>158515634Khabib should've simply traveled to the future to see Tony lose 8 straight. Ducking some unheemable gorillazombie on a 12 fight win streak was pretty cringe.
>>158515715What?!
>>158515635a real card will be on soon and free :)
>>158514934I'm Shavkat RakhmanovI was but I am notI use to be you see
>>158515809Weir vs Cohoon is on bkfc tonight?
>>158515809We most certainly and definitely do not watch that crap here
>>158514934NEWS: I'm still a kissless virgin
>>158515832*this afternoon* it is in Scott’s land
>>158515840aint for u dats y u watch ONE & risin
Paddy Pimplett got raped by the worst version of Justin GaethjeIlia Tilapia got raped by the best version of Justin GaethjeWhat does this tell us?
>>158515862>CANSroster is as weak as it has even been and fans are either too new or too stupid to understand these NEW GUYS ARE CANS. the new champs ARE CANS.
on a real note. chama.
>apex fight night
that being said this card has nothing but bangers on it besides the wmma of course
Shaubudabi
>>158515861We don't watch that crap either, hit the road dude.
chama on your ma- Actually I refuse to bring in a dignified woman that has nothing to do with the actions of her kin, she is sinless. Attacking her is beneath me.
>>158515121Modestas got his knee bent backwards and he’s still winning fights to this day.
>>158515926you're bout to watch a fist come across your face boy
>>158515926unc gatekeeping like its friend club, i can tell you dont train
bodied that baboon!
>>158516033>I ain’t crying shitWhat a metaphor.
>>158516033Blacks literally think everything is an instigation. Why is that? Low self-esteem mixed with self-obsession?
>1000 ufc fighters on the roster >130 of the fighters are refusing 50% of presented boutsYou would address those 130 on the roster refusing to fight wouldn’t you? There is no way you would reward the 130 fighters who already refused to fight with more fights…unless you do
>>158514398Walker Virna Elijah?Fernando Alonso?Based Zombie Girl Raposo Mafioso
Starboy will heem
>>158514398Johnny (manifesting)Jandiroba>wgaf zoneGrantFernandoMilosevic>who????Raposo
theres one guy I know who is never in the cage when wmma is taking place, any guess who it is? Jesus Christ.
>>158514934He only "won" against garry because he clinched him against the cage for half the fight ("control"). Nothing of value was lost
never once seen Jesus send a tweet about wmma
Might get hammered enough to mistake Davey Grant for TJ Grant yet again. The hype is real.
Just had a great Breakfast Burrito with Bacon. God bless the genius that invented Burritos. Might go back to sleep its giving me a food coma.
>>158514934just waiting for Ian to react. he is always eager to mention that he retired Schaubcat.
>>158516309what couldve been
>>158515841Vente a Los Angeles, aqui bien fácil encuentras una Latina Rica que te bese. Es un Paradiso de Latinas uff
>>158515705Time is just an illusion B. Its more perception than anything. If you get real high time moves slower. Its all individual and perception based. Everyone experiences time differently especially other creatures.
time is a flat octagon
say what you want about the card but im pretty darn excited for it besides the wmma breaks
>>158516326reddit meal
>>158516345>remember nothing about this dude except the Hendricks fight >look into it >Win against brazilian kickboxer Carlo Prater UFC writers ain't slick
>>158516514Jon Aldo coming soon
marvin vettori vs the black community
>>158516581
>>158514281Dana gave him stage 4 colon cancer?
Yes Justing permanently disfigured me to the point my own son was scared to look at meYes Justin nearly ended my life in the octagon and my brother throwing in the towel is the only reason I'm alive Yes Justing punched me so hard I thought he had rocks in his gloves Yes Justin traumatized me into considering retirement at the ripe old age of 29But the rematch will be different
>>158516548
>>158516636>But the rematch will be differentGaethje gonna sub him next time around for wasting his time
>>158516603>Anal cancer is much more likely in gay and bisexual males. The main risk factor for it is having anal sex with males. The risk of anal cancer is even greater if you've been infected with high-risk types of HPV (human papillomavirus).
>>158516652>FIGHTING OUT OF >REE OH DAY SHA NiRO >BRAHZIL >DA SPYDA >ANDERSON ALDO LOOKS TO DEFEND HIS MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP>COMING UP NEXT >ANDERSON ALDO >VERSUS >KENDALL GROVE
>>158516690are you saying butt sex killed this man Dana? yet another reason to stay away from sex. I hope Josh Van stays a virgin so his run never ends
>>158516749let's just say dana gave him a holy shit moment
No don’t give me Ilia Topuria, I’m not interested. I want a real challenge. Give me the smallest, and one of most pillowfisted featherweights that Ilia slept like a bitch. I want the guy who is 0-2 in recent time at lightweight, bring me Volk.
Nothing better than a sausage egg cheese mcgriddle. Well, maybe two
>>158516784He gives those away for free? I thought he sold those
>>158516033lmao are there even any blak ppl in italy? i can only think of mario balotelli
No give me Michael Johnson No give me Eddie Alvarez No give me Dustin PoirierNo give me the Texecutioner No give me Edson BarbozaNo give me Cowboy No give me Tony No give me khabib No give me Iron Michael ChandlerNo give me OliveiraNo give me FiizievNo give me Dustin PoirierNo give me MaxNo give me FizievNo give me Paddy No give me Topuria>Volk called me out? okay I’ll fight him.
>>158517077I don't get what the idea behind this post is
Hot the road dude this here is UFC propertee
>>158517089even ai realizes gaethje is the GOAT
>>158517089the kid fights, its what he does. dont blame gaethje for volk trying to hand pick fights he thinks he will win (but wont)
>>158517074big fan of his cooking and did you know he is Dana’s personal chef
>>158517112Goat as in a member of the flock of Satan's chosen herder Ali Abdelaziz? Yeah.
Ilia was always a fraud dirty sex haver
New hokit interview just dropped
yeah, finna shave my head and beard, as well as my armpits and junk area before the card today. made some bets
You guys realize that Volk will absolutely body Gaethe right?
>>158517152no no no GOAT as in the G. reatest O. fA. llT. ime GOAT. Justin Gaethje. ufc fighter
>>158517217>that was said for paddy>that was said for ilia at some point you will have to stop
>>158517219Get off the phone Ali.
With the power of hindsight, matching up Gaethje against an amputee seems slightly unfair
>obsessing over a managerfirst of all he manages over half of the UFC roster, second of all if you look at most of the managers and Daner and Hunter themselves you'll be face to face with the disciples of Moloch himselfFocus on the fighters themselves, for your own good.
Evloev isn’t a threat. Volk finishing some chinless decision machine won’t make him better. His only chance is a boring circle out and pillowtap or hope he gets a takedown on Justin. He’s not as cocky as Ilia is after he got heemed by Islam. Other than that, if this match happens I hope Gaethje simulates him and ends the Volk GOAT meme
short list of the top 10s all time 1. BJ Penn2. Frank Edgar3. Benson Henderson4. RDA5. Eddie Alvarez6. Gaethje 7. Jim Miller8. Clay Guida9. Josh Thomson 10. Ross Pearson
Josh doing all these promos just for gane to chin him in 1 round
>>158514398WalkerVirnaSmithFernandoNinaDegli
11. Diego Sanchez12. Donald Cerrone 13. Gleison Tibau14. Kenny Florian15. Cole Miller 16. Yves Edwards17. Paul Sass18. Sean Sherk19. Evan Dunham20. Francisco Trinaldo
pick any guy from that list of 20 and they smoke that midget volk, pick two and they smoke him twice
Shavkat is fucked isn't he?
you monkeys watching octagon? the great german hope is fighting for a title
Is there evidence that Volk can even handle Quillian or Grant Dawson? I’d put him at top 30 at best. Back of the line, midge.
>>158517372they got midget fights?
>>158517369Yes. The worst part is that Ian gets to take credit for it. I wouldn't wish such a fate on my worst enemy
>>158517378couldnt fight his way out of a 155lb wet paper bag
you know who can fight? Josh Van. Miss that guy in the cage. when does he fight someone good for once I mean cmon
vaping and having my morning coffee, gonna go leave some schaubs in the till in about 10 minutes or so
The gems tonight were dropped meng
7 days until Gane fights.
>>158517482Are you trying to speedrun getting cancer? Improve your lifestyle. Walk to the nearest Tim Hortons and eat a chicken pesto sandwich or whatever. Throw the cancer stick in the trash on your way there
>>158517552This is why nobody likes you
>>158514398walkerjandirobagrantfernandomiloseveicrapeoso
>>158514671Wow? Woe, actually.
>>158517552This. Just smoke cigarettes like a man, preferably with rolled tobacco.
fine, you can die at 30 for all I care
>>15851767930 is young for this general, kiddo
UFC 335: Carlos Prates, in memoriam. Died at 30 because he refused to quit smoking.
>>158514248no chance khabib and islam never even touched tips
when Gane laughs, I laugh.
>>158517765Nah fuck that!
>>158517765
>>158517552I've been smoking since i was a wee little lad and I've never been better
Vetorri edited the chimps part out of his tweet
maybe vaping is worse idk but its too gay to try!
ima b real b. I dont think Josh has it in him, we’ve seen his ground game and it’s not great, all that’s left is striking and while I think Josh has a ton of heart, Gane is just a way better striker. I see doo getting heemed round 2 or 3 and it make me sad :(
>>158517928Pathetic coward
>>158517920>>158517809>>158517765No, it's clearly had some sort of effect on your cognitive abilities, somehowSane and healthy people don't turn out to be G*ne fans
>>158514653Kek
>Ciryl Gane says Josh Hokit's trash talk won't work unless he targets his mother
>No, it's clearly had some sort of effect on your cognitive abilities, somehow>Sane and healthy people don't turn out to be G*ne fans
>>158518046it was a miss translation, he said Hokit doesn't know anything enough about him to insult/get into his head. The most he could do is insult his mother, which is something even people outside of MMA can do [meaning it's not special]
>>158514934They should retroactively change the Ian fight result to a win for Ian Garry.
>>158514934why doesn't he just get a toitanium knee bone
>>158518104Garry went for the story win, which is arguably more relevant than a record win.
I look like that and talk like thatGetting our national headwear right was very inclusive and kind of you, mentally ill Slovenian anonG*ne's still getting heemed by Hokbeast next week thoughbeit
>seething about Gane unpromptedTale as old as time
>>158518164Hok Tuah has no chance against a fighter of Gane's calibre
>volk and islam have the same amount of fights since 2020thoughts?
Now that belts are completely arbitrary, what's their excuse for not introducing more weight classes?
>>158517765brazzas are openly touching meng in public nowimagine what they do in the mountains
>>158518298They really should, would help them fill out all the endless shitty events they are committed to, have a few more title fights instead of having to do interim shit all the time.
>>158518275Hokit's the next Jon Jones, except he's not gayYou will have no choice but to come to terms with this fact after he destroys that disciple of Satan next week
>>158518324probably a lot of meng-tivities in brazza jacuzzis
>>158518324>>158518372heartwarming: two South Asians talking to each other in a /heem/ thread under different flagsDivided by borders, united by Dagestani Derangement Syndrome
When you ask people why they think Penn is a p4p GOAT, they will tell you he lost to a larger man.
>>158518369jon jones without barely restrained homosexuality isn't really Jon Jones. that's why Hokit is getting simulated in a week.
>>158518477Grandpa It's been like 10 years since I ever heard someone say this about Penn.
>>158518532>t. back from ten year hiatus
lmaoo
>>158518561damn josh racist as hell
wtf
>>158518683Kid just doesn't wanna fight for Israel I tell you
>>158518436dude, why are you so angry? >>158518477The second two devision champ ever, beat the likes of Hughes, Serra and GSPWas ranked in multiple devisions while undersized.set the record for LW title defenses that would only be tied a few years later and remained unbroken for over a decade.
>>158517372Watch the free YouTube prelim fight. Kathi Häberle will be in the UFC in 2 or 3 years. I used to train at the same gym as her. She's like a Bantamweight Joana J. It's fun to watch her pummeling the other gals
>>158518683>it's actually real
>>158518683HOLY this is like the real life version of The Avengers
>>158518683Based Dana can fuck off nowFuck Dana
>>158515237Is there a reason to watch any card?
>>158518683Lole.
So I can post HEEM at the same time as other anons?
knuck is live lads
We need to form a new party to take back this country. I suggest ROP (Real Ones Party)
UFC is officially the most powerful sports organization
>>158518902notice how he wasn't invited
>>158518951His hands are full running France
>every fight is scotland vs englandKINO
>>158517482Covvee causes ass cancer anon, read the signs
>>158518983running France into the ground from the looks of it
>>158519025no shot, jews would not be taking it up the ass then
>>158515524Luke is deffo on the verge of having a full blown panic attack rn though
>>158518778He also lost to a bantamweight (twice!)
There was a car accident outside of the apartment build, about 10 minutes ago. When I heard the crash I yelled out HEEEEEM. Fuck you guys.
Whats up heem how we doin tonight? Excited for tonights fights? Hell yeah! Lets get hell yeah going, I'll start Hell Yeah!
>>158515355
>>158518683I assumed this was a joke edit absolutely based.
>>158518951Someone needs to handle all the ganeculations right now
>>158518683>violent fighter and warrior>dana gets sent to the frontlines
Head mooment head mooment head mooment
>>158519244Settle down the fights haven't even started yet
>>158518683Islam Makhachev Funny Moments - Press Secretary Edition
>>158514239what happened to this anon?
weem leggggggyyyyyyyy
>>158519197There were probably innocent children and white men with jobs in those cars anon, women or nogs, yeah thats funny, but always check outside first before laughing
>>158518683What the fuck hahaha nigga got mind raped by the loss like Ilia
Ciryl Gane ranks top 10 politics
>>158519345Its cool. I called 911 for them. Remined me of that tragedy :(
>>158514398Acosta Suarez SmithFernandoMilosevicRaposo
>>158519304That was me. I've become a better man now and even moved to Amman.I didn't kill my boss though cause I had already con(re)verted, and in Islam murder is haram.
>>158514398JohnnySuarezSmiffBillyNinaMarcos
>>158519411Hoenstly? Respect.
>be pisslam>can't fight because of unknown reasons >be gane >be preoccupied with leading the revolution and still have time to whoop Hokit on side
>>158519608How does he do it
>>158518683>We president now (of press security)
gane will never be french
>>158518683Trump is such a fucking demented retarded
>picking against Priscilla just because she is old and very bad at MMA Fake ones will be surprised
>>158518683What the fuck.....?
>>158519608>can't fight because of unknown reasons>unknown reasonsermm can't you read? He's gonna be busy making America Great Again, while G*ne is letting France burn to the ground and be invadedBut seriously, can an intelligent /pol/cel explain to me the implications of Daner becoming the press secretary and what his assistants would even do? What does it entail?I'm assuming it's all for show and is ultimately meaningless, but the geriatric migger mentioned something about them "fighting back against the left" so?
>>158519385Good, I'm also an informant in my local area. Especially drug dealers
ATTENTION ALL GOOFSIT IS DEFCON 1, I REPEAT DEFCON 1
I just smoked (smoked!) some marijuana (bradda!)
>>158519411how do you like our favelas?
>>158519779Hybrid vigour combined with sun worship
Andrei Arlovski on losing to Anthony Johnson:>"I am winner anyway. He's dead and I am alive."
>>158518683
>>158518683i feel embarrassed
>>158519889>Anon, there been an accident! Call 911>Hey, I aint no snitch
>>158519848He fucked Ivanka in her prime
>>158519963
>>158519963Very funny if true
thimking about justin gaethje arguing with kaitlin collins
>>158520117This post got me amped the FUCK up hoyl SHIT
>>158520003Some people are like that. In Australia we have a "your a dog" culture
Dana accepted the Job. Its over bros, say goodbye to Uncle Dana. He has more serious work to do now
Someone had this conspiracy that the Republicans are actually trying to get Trump impeached now so they can get Vance as president, and there isn't this albatross on their neck for the next two years. I kind of believe it now. But Dana as press secretary will be fun for a bit I guess.
>And the women, is no, is, is no good>Yes, sir.>Is it Susan Wile? Like Wile Coyote, you need strap her to rocket. She no good. You get that one, the jew one.>Miller, sir?>Yes, him, you put him in woman place. Keep the tall gay, I like him.
>>158520193the absolute scenes when CNN asks him about Eddie Hearn
>>158518683Shout-out to Kayla Harris. Cant wait for the Amanda Nunes statement on the lunatic left
>>158520243Who better for the job? Another bitch with a set of tits? Time to wake up, looks like a fight is on the cards.
I fear for Islam, not cause of his name or anything but because he's autistic and the migger is quite mean to people with disabilities despite being mentally impaired himself
How come there’s so many shitty Emma fights on tonight’s card? Especially the main card?How do the cards just keep getting worse & worse?And apparently Dana’s leaving the ufc to become Donald trump’s wh press secretary.Can you imagine those briefings?That’s gonna be an endless stream of f-bombs, Dana’s gonna just say “fuck you” 60 different times then leave the room.
tfw when the Democrats sweep you at the midterms
"So Dana what is the President opinion on the Democrats heeming him in the midterms?'"Whaat? What is he saying? I can't hear you."
>>158518683>Dana, please take the job!
Dana is being set up to be the fall guy I'm literally shaking
>apparently he meant Dana W White>a former pentagon spokesperson>also a womanthis is somehow worse. I just cannot take burgers seriously anymore.
What Hokit spent his money on
trump tweets ai shitposts on his twitter all the time and people are taking that dana post seriously
who will replace Daner at UFC now that he is the press secretary
>>158520954Anyone who buys a lambo is an idiothttps://youtu.be/0qUK0lDmHgI?h1BZYNvgbtaj9fKa
>>158521038>No Jon Jones >No Conor McGregor >Not even Michael fucking Chandler Trump being a cazzie is biggest letdown of the year
>>158519297You're I'll come back when the fights about to start
>>158521178>Did not mention the crazy coke-headsHe actually picked correctly
>>158521038Dana doesn't want to involve himself any further in the humiliation ritual that is the Trump administration.
>>158514660>>158514665Wow.
>>158521178If you haven't noticed, most of them are managed by the same person
>>158514711Its real life and the chud gets the black qt
>What was the kid's name again? Netanyahu? yeah the kid just doesn't wanna negotiate with Iran, what are you gonna do?
Genocide? THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL! Kid is in a lot of trouble.
Jew jew jew jew
The Topuria interview where he talks alot of shit got released. Its subbed and auto dubbedhttps://youtu.be/J9dJcpqjiVU
Should I train MMA?
What the fuck?
>>158521510based alive guy making fun of the dead lol
>>158521510Factual statement
I'm dying of cringe, bros.
>>158521315I thoight it was Palestine
>>158521550Good I'll pee on your grave.
nigga. you all are joking about secretary thing right? Donarudo wouldn't post that..
>>158521594Go check it yourself nigga
>Trump wants Dana to bring a bunch of brazzas to own the left
>>158521550WE NEED TO SAVE AMERICA QUICK BRING IN:>russian muslim>russian muslim >mexican >fat nig>brazilian woman>woman
>>158521607there is no such xeet
If any man can balance running mma, boxing, power slapping, bull fighting, etc and being the press security.. it's daner white
>>158521510lolhttps://youtu.be/35-FBXyP7b0
Openly lesbian Brazilian woman
>>158521632He's great ay multitasking and doing a poor job at things at once.
>>158521637cope tranny, they'll btfo the lying press and make libtards seethe
>>158521627It's not a xeet nigga it's a trutheet
Emergency Broadcast: UFC Women's Featherweight Champion Natalia Silva addressing the Uyhgur genocide in China on behalf of the current US administration
>>158521627>he thinks based Donald uses XIt's on Truth Social sweetiehttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117576618491350292
Oh man it's a big one *SHARTS*
>>158521701THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
I'd genocide my sperms on Natalia Silva's face
>>158521695kek this nigga fell for the @realdonaidtrump parody account
>>158521687>it's realis this like 9/11 for miggers or do they still bend over for Zion Don
>>158521510what the Fuck is his problem????then the interviewer chuckles in response too. bro i know he caught you off guard with that remark but dont fuckin laugh at it
>>158521692I would like to introduce the US envoy for nuclear nonproliferation, Derrick Lewis.
>>158521719They voted against him he did the exact opposite of everything he promised
UFC should dump Trump. Cozy up to Dems in anticipation of them winning the White House in two years.
>Dana, as negotiations are ongoing in the Middle East, how will the economy be effected by foreign exchange fluctuations?
>>158521550>YOU WHAT? >NEXT QUESTION>HUH? *question whispered in ear* >YEAH WE ARENT WORRIED ABOUT IRAN >WEVE GOT A NATION TO FOCUS ON>NEXT QUESTION
Deputy Chief of Staff Tito Ortiz
Is this card supposed to be good?
this dude is about to fightwhy didn't dana ask for him?
>>158514398WaldoVirnaSmithElekanaPriscila Degli>>158514653It's not just you, but I also am not Marvin Vettori
US Representative Kevin Holland dares Kim Jong Un "to drop them nukes", questioning if Korean dictator "is really 'bout that life"
>>158521849>Watched Chopper and Bronson onceBased big lad
>>158521849looks like it got scratched
don't get swept up in the big brown wave
Ilia is mind raped more than Caska after the eclipse
Quick jerk off before the fights i reckon
>>158522013Sick reference dude
>>158522018never miss a moment when you have paramount+
During a break in a tense video meeting with Iran, US official Jon Jones asked Iranian diplomats “Are you still there pussy?”
>>158522057>the Iranian official responded that they are still there >next question
based or cringe?
>We obviously expected a different result from the Bryce Mitchell/Netanjahu live debate
>>158522104Rumble would make the same joke :)
>>158522119hahahahahhah
>>158522122Man the early belts were so goddamn good looking
I'm here to make heem feel the sensation of my cream
>>158522145Keep it in the bathhouse, champ
>>158522119lol based
>>158522140
>>158522145>>158522165heem the cream of some guy
>What's that? Gen Z men are refusing conscription to go fight in Ukraine/Iran/Taiwan? Listen, the kids just don't wanna fucking fight!
>>158522174Just look at that. That design blows the newer belts out of the water
Arlovksi rustling the feathers of these jungle bucks
If the current roles were reversed between Arlovski and Rumble, would Andrew still feel the same way?
Buckley approached Arlovski while he was about to bench. Buck is partially trained
why is Arlovski such a chad? I was never that chad in my entire life
blacks openly hate on Whites in the ufc. it is fair for Whites to hate equally, and if you have something against that then you have something against White minorities you fucking racist. You dont see many White fighters in the UFC and I think it’s pretty racist to try and single them out. Sean Strickland is a self hating White that we do not claim.
Big lad is gonna knuck!
Holzer vs Severino up next
>>158514239
WE ARE LIVE
get me face time with the forged irish stout twins I want to talk business
Where’s Waldo?
ALRIGHT WHOS GOT THE FIRST QUESTION
Chama on ya mama!
>>158522337Jews pay better for top goys
>>158522329:) b l a d e m u s i c
>>158522366right here
>>158517739
Holy fuck he is already gassed.
>>158522366>yes >Luke Thomas with The North Korean Independent Report
>>158522404kek
UFC live streamStreem.gg/freestreamWho tf are these goofs?
>>158522337I'll explain what happened>be Trump>some lackey is suggesting names for a new press secretary >mentions Dana White>a former pentagon spokesperson >also a woman>your demented migger brain assumes they meant the UFC guy>xeet it>you're alerted of your error>tell Daner to decline >will probably try to play it off as a joke tomorrow >miggers will eat it up
HEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
>>158522337why would our Daner betray Ronald Dump? I sense a betrayal here
>>158522332And the great German hope gets the Nunes/Rousey treatment
>Who are you with? Morning Kombat? Your outlet is trash
That hook while he was already falling was nasty
>>158517219thisso. much. this.
[BREAKING NEWS]Dana Black has accepted the position to become press secretary
thread's popping off for the fites tonite
>that many fresh tatshope i finna see this dude get zleemed
fIGHT THREAD>>158522615>>158522615>>158522615
its really happening lmao
I can't believe we will be robbed of this kino
>>158514398AcostaJandirobaSmithElekanaMilosevicRaposo
>>158521550I actually thought this was real until I got to the islam makhachev part
>>158521510kek at all the seethe generated
Dana vs Media will be gold
>>158521510Why are niggas mad about this?
>>158523562>>158524165Hmm someone is lying I think I'll trust CNN
Gooby is back on coke and booze again>Acting wild >bloated face>Has coke throatHes probably been doing benders again. They should take him to that place in Mexico were they locked up Nick Diaz. He needs to do a serious drug rehab program
>>158516117God complex angel genes
>>158525647He's one of those guys that just jumps right back in. It's his personality. The issue is he can't be happy just being a family man and doing normal things. He got obsessed with MMA because he couldn't stand the idea of being a regular blue collar worker.
>>158524165Dana is deaf now so probably not
>>158522439That’s pretty funny but some guy who’s on trumps communications team also worked for the ufc a while ago
Galactic throat goat
>>158525647It's kind of depressing watching videos of some fighters when they start, and then at the end of their careers, and seeing how their speech and general reasoning gets all fucked by the end.
>>158524165>What's next for Iran? I'll sit down with Sean Shelby and Mick Maynard and we'll figure it out.
Dana called Xie Jimpig an goof and now we cant get computers no mo
>>158521510I forgot Rumble died
janny heemed the livethread
Sauce on that titty webm?
>>158527352me
this nigga named waldo
>>158527352https://www.twitch.tv/gilticus/videos
>>158527370Blessed
>#6 ranked heavyweight
HOLY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
lmao he was swinging at herzog's leg at the end there
Johnny Walker will fight for the heavyweight title soon
fugg what a fun fightgood to see walker eating a few and not going out as well
hemhemhemhemhemhemHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Justy Walker is kino
heem I guess why did the gamethread died?
RIZINchads we live
they doubt the demigod
Waldo surrender all gained poonani to Johnny at once
LMAO
>>158524165"Listen, kid just didn't want to sign the treaty.""We lost 15 billion in one night? Who gives a shit. Lets talk about power slap."
Johnny looks like a natural HW unlike Poatan who looks blown up.
Tom comes back and gets slept dead by a Johnny Walker meme punch
Pavlovich gatekeeps him
>Aspinall is still ranked
WHO SAY I HAVE NO SHINI TAKE SHOT JUST TO TEST ON MY SHIN
>>158527534Walker looks like dogshit at HW
>>158527593Hw is shit
no English commentary rizin stream?
Acosta looked like a goofy out there anyway like he was throwing pitches , glad he lost
The Hok era begins
>>158527608it'll start after the poolims
>>158527615Cando cantes acansta only has that hail mary right hand without setup, I get its dangerous but lol
Worst MSG card in the past decade
>>158527615>like he was throwing pitchesracist, just because hes dominican?
>>158527646>portajon vs old man stipe no.
Where’s Waldo? In the morgue.
>>158527676Hokits a fucking nobody. Idc about this guy. He's not proven himself. And gane is a fucking cheater. The rest of the card sucks too.
Johnny Walker should be ranked above Alex Pereira.
not gunna lie, I was expecting walker's head to land on the moon
>>158527704hokit is the most entertaining heavyweight in years, maybe you need to actually watch fights and stop being a lil cazzie bitch
when is GFL?
>>158519411>promise to do something that is forbidden by your new religionHonestly should have converted to Judaism instead cuz that's the most Jewish think I've seen all year and this was the year when the goylems launched a full scale war against the enemies of the chosen people while the chosen people just sat back and rubbed their hands.
Nigger
Walker fight was a meme haha
>>158527777Bro, you are hindu
>>158527803someone pooped on your flag
>>158527832I'll just hire a paki to clean it up
>>158527404thats a meng, b
>it's gane fight week
>>158527858don't you guys have slaves? just get them to do it
The nigger test? I know for a fact some people here would pass that.
>>158527866do not care b
>>158527812No
hmm I wonder if spammy will use his new flag to make the thread
You I'm sure some of these guys would pass with flying colores even
Rizin link?
We got niggas in this board who would graduate summa cum laude at nigger university
we regret to inform you that you have been rejected from gane state
>>158527918yeah like u bitch
>>158527939honestly ganespect
>>158528025
Dana is getting /box/'d by eddie
>>158528030This is the new thread btw
