The Saturday lunchtime Premier League game comes from West Yorkshire as Leeds United host Tottenham Hotspur at Elland Road. A win for the hosts would move them to 8th, victory for the visitors could put them 6th, and a draw puts both sides into the top half of the table.Kick-off is at 12:30pm with coverage on TNT Sports 1.LEE: Trafford; Muharemovic, Elvedi, Justin; Bogle, Ampadu (c), Longstaff, Tanaka, Gudmundsson; Nmecha, Calvert-Lewin.>Subs: Zetterer, Bard, Bijol, Rodon, Gruev, James, Wilson, Aaronson, Okafor.TOT: Kinsky; Porro, van de Ven (c), van Hecke, Robertson; Gray, Fernandes, Tonali; Kudus, Marmoush, Tel.>Subs: Gunter, Senesi, Gallagher, Maddison, Solanke, Kulusevski, Bentancur, Davies, Williams-Barnett.
>>158514308First for /tug/
>irrelevant 16Yeah I think I'll skip this one thanks for the offer though
>please entertain my gimmick
>Seething irrelevant 16er I laughed
>he posted his gimmick in two separate threads to desperately get attentionI laughed
Oh yeah, he mad
I have never smelled a beautiful woman's ass
>>158514312Leeds will win today.
>>158514452Thank you for the update, Thomas Frank
sneeds united (formerly chucks united)
Fuck this shit off where's the FA Cup
TOOT TOOT
Burn the poppy Stupid flag shaggers
Huh
Haven't tuned in, is it Feltch and Mcmoist again?
>never forget>several wars since ww2 and ww3 is soonSo what's the point of never forgetting? Not like we learn our lesson do we
>>158514576>ww3 is soonTWO MORE WEEKS
LADSthis is the one weekly EPL game I can afford to watch Time to get comfy
that's an andball
Why do they wear purple
you what
something utterly detestable about fletch
That's a fucking pen if their financial turnover wasn't so high
>>158514603I call him Felcher
>>158514603Cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer
Right so this is the Tottenham that are supposedly "back"?
>>158514574bls resbond ;_;
we need more japs in the prem
Are Spurs losing yet?
>>158514619fletch but no mccoist
>>158514623ynr mitoma
>>158514623We need more Japanese ladies for me to marry.
great interception by the ref to stop the counter
Tonali no Tanaka
are you going to stand in your local field tonight to watch your local bonfire anons?
>>158514626Hmmm, I'll tune in. Feltch I can deal with but I'm not in the mood for Ally "HEHEHHEH I WAS JUST GONNAE SAAAAY FLETCH" Mcmoist
Goooooood team Leeds
>>158514619Some scouse wanker and a woman
>>158514561
Boring ain't it
absolute GUFF
fletch desperate for this obvious non penalty to be a penalty
>>158514655obviously hit the shoulder from the rear view
spurs beat coventry and palace and suddenly everyone is saying they are back and dangerous
>>158514670and chelsjit
Just tuned in, have I missed much, and was it a proper penalty shout?>>158514670You forgot the rent boys at Stamford bridge
How did spuds not get a goal on that counter
Bring back Thomas Frank (genuinely)
>>158514680*frankly
>female commentator
Marmoush fucking sucks, why the fuck did >we sell Lankshear?
farming shots on target
>>158514689She's genuinely terrible regardless of gender
>>158514691Could do with a guy called Harry Lane
y!ds should just park the van and counter attacktheir build up is rubbish
>>158514706Or not spending 120 million on Richarlison, and Solanke, and instead buying decent strikers
How is every game a slurperHow does this sport generate billions of pounds
Oh my fucking days I'm so bored
GUFF
>>158514716they're all slurpers til the first goal goes in lad
Jason Cundy and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Morning lads. The weekend's only just started but I'm already fecked off because Coventry already lost. Anyway hope you're all doing well.
How’s that not a yellow lmao
tel me why
>>158514726someone’s a bit precious can tell you’ve never had a laugh down the pub before
Red
>>158514737We're you expecting otherwise?
>3rd game in a row against 10 men
>>158514723I think you can have an exciting nil-nil. Don't just look at numbers. I guess it is blue-balling though, when you have end-to-end action and multiple chances but none of them go in.
He's off, surely.
Yet another game about to be ruined with a red card
turns out the red cartel was spurs all along
Yellow
>lets waste 10 minutes of time with VAR
>>158514749Stop noticing things
>>158514698i like how other commentators ignore her lol
it's a yellow. not intentional
Lol what that was an obvious red
>>158514747Well, not really I guess. Though there were a few moments of being 1-0 up. That's crueller than being well behind all game.
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
the game is in fact not gone
Fucking ridiculous
Not even a yellow LOLHow many times did they look at it
Not even a yellow?
based, fuck spuds
>>158514774VAR don't do yellows
This ref trying his hardest to gift the game to Leeds. Dude snaps Tel’s ankle and he’s not even gonna give out a yellow. He’s been blowing for fouls anytime the spurs players breathe hard enough near a Leeds player.
>>158514773>>158514774Is VAR allowed to give yellows?
There should be fewer red cards in general, they're not supposed to be for accidents and clumsiness.
>>158514778But didn't give Leeds a pen for obvious intentional handball
>>158514779The ref should have looked at the monitor
>>158514781agreehe wasn't even looking just planting his foot
>>158514785are you blind
S H I THOW
Tel you petulant child
>>158514785Shoulders have always been fine. Basically anything from the elbow up is okay these days.
>>158514787That implies VAR thinks the ref should send him off, it's not a red tackle
>solanke coming onPlaying with 10 the rest of the game, cheers
Murderball? Murderball.
williams-barnett is better anyway
I swear refs weren't always this bad. Or at least, there weren't always such controversies around decisions. It was always just arguments about marginal offsides or not
I only started watching 5 minutes ago and the reffing has been a shitshow. Has it been this bad all game?
>>158514797No, are you jewish?>>158514805Wasn't shoulder and loads of pens have been given for between shoulder and elbow
la cobra...
Turn off your shit streams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_YBpf3ev4 This is better AND IT'S LIVE
i do not like dominic sowanky ok
maybe they're compensating for robbing leeds against spurs last seasonDCL won a pen and they changed the frames to make him offside
i don't think he's particularly lanky ok
hyper chaotic game, neither of these teams have any game system or tactics
>>158514820Spurs are guff ok
Do you Brits like this timeslot?
Terrible match so far
tottenham is dangerously high in the table
>>158514824Maddison should have equally had a penalty at the end>>158514817Not seen it, sleeve is meant to be okay
A good slurper to start off the day
>>158514773>>158514774Tourists
>>158514831i like that it exists. i do not like when my team plays at this time.
cute ballgirl
>>158514836https://www.skysports.com/football/video/13543103/watch-every-angle-of-lukas-nmechas-challenge-on-james-maddison-did-he-touch-the-ballgot the ball
>>158514831Woke up at 12:30 to football I'm not complaining
Save us James Madderson
>>158514832As expected. Farke ball is grim, basically just Tomas Frank praying his winger gets on the end of a long ball or a corner goes in.
Black women
Tired of these meme long throws, only team that actually makes something out of it is Brentford
>>158514868does seem a bit stupid against 2 6'5 CBs
>>158514831Anything but 3pm is dogshit
porro looking a bit dogshit really today
Can someone explain why third world countries that are undergoing famine, malaria, extreme poverty and civil war, for some reason think it’s a good idea to spend like £100 million or more to put their country’s name on some prem team shirt?How is that a good idea when your country is going through a famine lmao
goooooood tackle mateeee. Mateeeeee it’s a good tackle promising signs
>don't touch electricity wires fellow englishmenwtf is this commercial
>>158514879But think of the tv viewers!
>>158514868Leeds were good at them last year but teams are wise to it now
>>158514899It's to discourage working class people from stealing from the poor energy companies this winter, please understand
>>158514896Rwanda is more or less the only SOMEWHAT prospering African nation. Their elites are getting richer and richer, they can afford some vanity projects, and they even successfully finance military operations in neighboring countries to secure resources! The sportswashing, also highlighted by them getting an F1 race soon, shows their success. So show some respect to the shining star of Africa! You know being against Africa means you’re evil, right?
>>158514896They can buy food with the tourist money.
>>158514896You sound painfully naive.
>>158514896do you have any evidence to support those claims or struggles or are you just spewing nonsense just because you've been taught in school that africa is an infetile desert shithole incapable of producing their own food?
glenn hoddles coat is too big for me
>>158514920u sound bent
>>158514927What's he doing letting you try it on?
>>158514920you sound like you lick mens arses
>>158514927stop being a manlet then
>>158514920You sound like a horrible, disgusting cunt that I genuinely hope dies
>>158514927you mean cock
>>158514920Seems like you've rustled a few feathers with this one! Nice work.
>>158514935>>158514939>>158514959>retards who don't understand African corruptionNot surprised.
>>158514896millions of americans are living in their cars and overdosing on fentanyl but the government still finds money for zionist warsrwanda promoting tourism isn't a big deal
angry bitter lad resorting to replying to himself after yet again being btfo
>>158514975don’t care mateeeee absolute guff
Guffenham Guffspur
>>158514914>Rwanda is more or less the only SOMEWHAT prospering African nation??? that's not true at all
>>158514896Rwandan occupied Congolese diamonds are paying for it
I dont remember marmoush being this bad
>>158514998he's more of a super sub
>>158514980>Limpet Leaf admitting he's a thick cunt
>>158514998he flopped for city
>lelds
>>158514920gp
holy refball
Unironically caught the ball
very funny to see spuds getting refballed for once
Solanke actually contributed
>>158514997>diamondsMinerals(including metals), poor Congolese are never in peace
Wonder how De Zerbi is coping with Russell Brand being locked him. He fucking LOVES a rapist him
PL just confirmed Leeds should be down to 10 men
>>158514998he's the next luka jovic
>Japanese finishing
English refs are dogshit
these teams are absolute shit
why did he not shoot lmaoooo
shamefur dispray
fucking retard
>>158515022For once? Did you blink and miss all last seasons decisions, along with the Chelsea game 2 weeks ago
Tanaka-san...
>>158515035more Spurs than Leeds but correct
absolute guff that
Tanaka-kun...
>Tanakalol
0-0 results should result in both teams getting zero points
>>158515039>along with the *******err we can't talk about them actually
>>158515055>gimmickspergHow boring is your life m8
>>158515039I watched Spurs get saved from relegation by weekly questionable decisions last yearI also watched West Ham get relegated for the same things
Having beans on toast with some mature cheddar and cajun spice
>>158515059better than yours RENT BOY now go sell your arse you poof got BATTERED by spurs LOL
Spurs are so fucking toothless in thr final third
Glad we have VAR to eliminate all the controversy from the game
>>158515059Guff comeback
>>158515068Lmao owned his bitch ass
>>158515068>>158515075>gimmickspergs
>el SavicoMatch of the weekend
no yellow for a foot stomp?
Should be a second yellow
>nobody knows anymore how cards worklmao
TNT commentators are being very snarky towards the ref huh
Not a yellow
>the ref calculating cards this game
leeds can't finish their dinner
Good bit of play that
>>158515064>Joe Linton clear red not given>west ham handball vs spurs not given>Bournemouth penalty not givenSunderland penalty not givenEverton penalty vs West ham not givenGabriel last man back foul not givenMuani goal disallowed Arsenal for a blatant dive whilst Liverpool got a goal with a bigger pushSunderland penalty not given, and Brobery escaped 3 clear yellow card tacklesFree kick at Enfield was a clear dive, van dijk drags Richarlisin down in the box. No penCucurella drags van de ven down in the box, re-take corner given
>>158515072:^)
>0 shotsWow
>>158515022For once?????? This guy must have started watching football last week cause spurs were robbed of about 12 points through awful referring last season.
>first game against non shitters and against 11 players >get totally dominated Tottenham are a joke.
Anyone still watching?
Yep
Calvert Lewin can't fucking hit top bins.
How the fuck did this guff team batter that blue team who spent £3bn on their shit, black squad?
>>158515162A result which was so bad Todd left
>14 shots>1 on targetsfucking hell lelds
Are the Leeds Service Crew Hooligans still around?
semen slurping sport
Have I just seen Dejan Motherfuckin Kulucevski??!
Just wanted to let everyone here know that today is a HUGE day for college football. Carry on.
I CAN'T SCORE
holy shit
Man, kinsky really on his redemption arc huh?
powerful moment
>>158515197yep...
benching harry wilson is mad
>open stream>woman commentator>close stream
the talksport live stream is well funnythey stupidly left on the live chat
Finally jesus christ
was coming
LADS
G U F F
there you go
>spoods
wilson looks like a welsh torres regen
Solanke has been on for over half the game>only contribution is a block when he was standing on the goal line
Yid and rentboy scum BEGONE
WAKE UP SOMETHING HAPPENED
Spuds getting battered again
HOLD ON
well finally someone has scored>and spuds
Spurs sistas?Wut’s going on?
wilson assist :D
is that handball
>spuds
>>158515223LAV ITGETS THE MASK STRAIGHT ON
Terrible couple of days for rapists and their fans
Well well well
>>158515249It's been coming all half,
>>158515210definitely a wengerballer...technical, slow and injury prone!
/thug/ bros we're back
>>158515260didn't greenwood score against and beat liverpoo?
why are spurs so shit going forward, leeds aren't even sitting back
bring on the pacy ethnically ambiguous wingers
>>158515279their "striker" can't hold up play or get on the end of crosses
>>158515260No way to talk about your dad mate
>>158515275True. Probably the only thing keeping De Zerbi's spirits up
JJ gabriel
WHOOPING
>>158515290don't know why partey went to spainhe'd have made more money in turkey and they wouldn't care that he's a sex offender
>mid game interviewsgames gone woke
this game needs my boy richarlison
>okafore has 10 goals in 33 games>bench playerHuh?
Billy Sharp STARTS for Rushden & Diamonds at the Pirelli StadiumGoal #300 incoming
proper guff
>>158515307>Ngubu, tell us, how much do you guys deserve to be in front?WE PLAY GUD, THEY NOT PLAY GUD, WE DESERVE WIN>Ngubu, tell us, how have you managed to get in front this game?WE SCORE MORE GOAL WE KICK BALL GO INTO GOAL ENEMY NO KICK BALL NO GOAL>Thank you Ngubu now back to you in the studio
>>158515328Isn't registered for the Premier League despite being their top scorer last season Refused to sell him as well A fucking shite club ran by idiots for morons
God I hate Solanke
>>158515347
>top goalscorer is their centerbackHoly grim
Crockingham Shitspur
So who do >we sign so we can get this useless nigger out of the team
leeds would've won 5-0 with wilson over tanaka
Spurs. Are. Guff.
>>158515388WHOOPING
conman gallagher
Investigate these bums for matchfixing
based sneeds
time to watch my girl yummy
https://youtu.be/18dMoQmjrMk?si=n6xtgxCDyU6w3viJ&t=108
>ploppenham
Gary and Phil doing post game on USA, what a treat
>>158515425>3 Europa leagues in the cabinetOMDZZZ
>>158515420Envious. I love girls. Have fun.
just lel at liverpoo buying wartz for 120M when wilson would've cost about 20M
>>158515337>non-leagueFuck off
>>158515469There is genuinely no debate as to how bad Wirtz has been. The worst PL signing ever. He's taken Liverpool backwards and is defended to the hilt.
>>158515528Agreed, maybe they can offload him to Barcelona for 150m. Otherwise it's curtains for their season
>>158515566they can't even bench him because his valuation will collapsesuch a badly run club and it's falling apart now they don't have prime VDV, Alison and Salah to carry themthe fans are already turning on their coach