SERIE A MATCHDAY 11>Friday, November 6, 202620:45 Venezia 2-1 Udinese>Saturday, November 7, 202615:00 Cagliari - Frosinone15:00 Torino - Lecce18:00 Parma - Bologna20:45 Roma - Sassuolo>Sunday, November 8, 202612:30 Napoli - Lazio15:00 Genoa - Milan15:00 Monza - Atalanta18:00 Inter - Como20:45 Fiorentina - Juventus>Official Serie A League Table:https://en.legaseriea.it/serie-a/standings>Official Serie A Fixtures and Results:https://en.legaseriea.it/serie-a/fixtures-results>Official Serie A Highlights:https://en.legaseriea.it/serie-a/videos/highlights/>Official Serie A Player Statistics:https://en.legaseriea.it/serie-a/statistiche/giocatoriPrevious: >>158480462 #Reminder to enjoy the last week before international break, switch to winter tires, service your Fanta team, start looking for Christmas presents and stay away from coop mandarins
negru
grandu
ADOPO
>>158515525Thiaw
>>158515555checked
>>158515555I know remember Italian football player Federico Chiesa
Jerry Calò
Milik did WHAT?!
>Allegri’s pre-match press conference was cancelled five minutes before it was due to start, no explanation givenyep, Nabule's locker room is a cauldron and ADL is shitting bricks
THIS is what happens when Przyborek doesn't get playing time.
You now remember Jj goalkeeper Grabara
>>158516226
AC Hex-ACK!
indoor calcetto time
slugatelli booked a one way ticket to Krakow on the 5th of November 2026
>>158516735>krakow not wasrawlame no chance [redacted] got taken out
What a retarded system. Why couldn't the var refs tell him the forward was also pulling on the defender?
>>158517191It's [redacted], like every other game
Ferwerderadeelsbuitendijkspolder
>>158516568?
>>158517557Delayed to 2028
Kino qualis, I'm expecting a Lewis surprise
Randal Kino Qualis
>saw a vid of (potential Milan fan) olivia dean singing in a small cafe
>>158518179Top kek
The only Olivia that matters (Rodrigo, ndr) supports Juventus openly and even helped restoring Belgio's pepe folder
>>158516656went well. i was thinki i would do bad since it was first time futsal this winter. we came back from 7-10 to win 12-10. i scored the 11th and winning goal.yesterday it was +1 here. brrrr
LEWIS P1
Bologna with 5 wins in their last 6 matches. Bretty good
On my way to the kinoplex to watch “All Of A Sudden” with my best friend (female (platonic))(You)r Saturday plans?
Spalletti OUTStephen Miller INNo more shitalians in MY team
We all playing WoW Forever currently right?
>>158519378This but it's the newly released Hello Kitty Party Land (I bought the Hello Kitty themed Sony headphones for the occasion)
Please don't get injured again Donyell, we need you against ze tedeschi
Things just ain't the same for gangstasTimes is changin', young niggas is agin'Becoming OGs in the game and changin'To make way for these new names and facesBut the strangest things can happen from rappin'When niggas get wrapped up in image and actin'Niggas get capped up and wrapped in plasticZipped up in bags: when it happens, that's itI've seen 'em come, I've watched 'em goWatched 'em rise, witnessed it and watched 'em blowWatched 'em all blossom and watched 'em growWatched the lawsuits when they lost the doughBest friends and money: I lost them bothWent and visited niggas in the hospitalIt's all the same shit all across the globeI just sit back and watch the showI’m
>>158519440Omega kawaii (˶>⩊<˶)(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)I got the razer kraken kitty v2
sassuolvs in blu does not feel right
>>158520000Wtf I just ordered 10 of those mousepads Gonna visit all the local Coop supermarkets to get them signed
>>158520000i bought negru friday discount wireless headphones. was 40€ off price but color was super gay turqoise/purple.
Sassuolo blue looks so odd
>purple>gayGrim
Gud goal for a defender
aquilani bros...
>own goalKek
Most dangerous lead btw
>>158520221You can match it with your 2019/2020 print kit
>>158520695I didnt even recognize him
>Soule>Malenwtf lol lmao
LOL how do you not score
>Italy have called up Udinese and Germany Under-18 international defender Matteo Palma for the Nations League games with France and Belgium
>>158521989could it be any more grim for italy?
ngl grazie roma is kino
Only calcio never hesitates
Jude BELLINGHAM allegedly STRUCK a security guard, while Antonio RÜDIGER allegedly SLAPPED another guard in the tunnel at half-time!!!! The security guards reportedly reported the incidents to the referee, who reportedly recorded everything.The incidents could be included in his match report.
Only calcio never hesitatesOnly Juve has a price to payLike an injury in a hurricaneWe see Kolo Muani rise into another dayOnly calcio never hesitatesOnly Juve has a price to payLike a injuryt in a hurricaneHe will die before he walks away, walks awayAll the passesWasted cornersAnd my heart is achingTill I'm washed away once moreLet's take it slow, just like ChicoAnd in a moment, Lazio'll be gone like a second chanceYou and me, we gon' let this league go rushing past (Oh)I'll leave it till the very last (Yeah)Only calcio never hesitatesOnly Juve has a price to payLike an injury in a hurricaneWe see Kolo Muani rise into another dayOnly calcio never hesitatesOnly Juve has a price to payLike an injury in a hurricaneHe will die before he walks away, walks awayYeah, you knowYou know I think about goles now and then (Oh, oh)Is it a matter of not if, but when? (Oh)Something terrible comin' to an end (Oh)And it created our league form...
JUVENTUS TOP EUROPE’S INJURY RANKINGS AMONG THE FIVE MAJOR LEAGUESJuventus have the highest number of unavailable players across Europe’s top five leagues, with 9 players sidelined and a combined market value of €245 million.
>>158522388>>158522383Our Jjmind struck again!
>>158522383>>158522388Heh... better luck next time kiddo
>>158520437its the combo of turqois/purple
Muttfra... La Gaya got red carded today...
Mine dearly beloved,Mine recovery at the baths of Pozzuoli endured longer than was foretold, but I am right glad to disclose that I have at last attained unto wholeness of body. In my absence hath the legion endured many grievous battles, surely more so than my fellow masons of Canterbury. Thou, howbeit, knowest as well as I that I must take the Cross ere I ever lay stone again. On the morrow our legion is to do battle with the dwellers by the lake, under the heretical sway of a swart Spaniard. He forsaketh the native Italian for fleet mercenaries, doing the will of the Devil. With mine hands of sure tested labour shall I depose him, as the Lord did justly unto Don Rodrigo in that fair tale of Manzoni. Needs must that we relieve the oppressed dwellers of the lake from foreign thraldom.Ever thine,John Stones
Amplifico mufa
>>158518739she doesn't even know you exist (like all the cute girls you know)
>>158525766Kek
>christmas songs released>stores selling christmas merch>coca cola with santa on itwhat did I even get done this year
Randal Kinder Muaxi
>>158528970Consoom
Good morning!>Amorim still looked visibly angry at Milanello yesterday.At present, Milan are competitive only through their best 12 or 13 players.>AC Milan are monitoring Serie A’s top scorer Gustavo Varela to strengthen Amorim’s attack as early as JanuaryGerry Cardinale is expanding into the Japanese market with backing from the Development Bank of Japan. >>158528970It's crazy. I remember quitting in spring, having no work in summer and racking my brain over allegri and now I organize my first projects and meetings with some of the most important politicians in Switzerland. Also when has the elephant become a christmas animal? I saw several stores decorated with elephants for christmas
>>158528970Another year, closer to death anon. Its over
>Gustavo Varela to strengthen Amorim’s attackbbilansisters... did gestifut s-swindle us?
>>158529088>I remember quitting in spring, having no work in summer and racking my brain over allegri and now I organize my first projects and meetings with some of the most important politicians in Switzerlandit just goes to show that competency crises can hit fast and hit hard, no matter how many mountain jews surround you
>>158529088What going to eyes wide shit parties with Bongo Brende does to a MF
Oh right, we have Neto
Juventus is the most followed Italian club on social media, far ahead of Inter or AC Milan. 115 million followers in total across Instagram, Facebook and X.
>>158529607La Juventus non muore letteralmente mai
>>158529607>source: @juveplanet inofficial juventus fan accountAlso are we going to play wow forever together? Or do we wait for gta6 online?
Good morning /seriesanrio/!I hope your lives are all so fulfilling that you’re not feeling like you have to post faux-humble and auto-fellating LinkedInslop on Tuvaluan car maintenance medsageboards
>bragging about followerzlmao how the mighty have fallen
Incredible how the thread quality got worse once he started posting again
True, feel free to leave at any moment
For me, it's Jahmai Simpson-Pusey
3 Danes in the starting 22
jJmedical is experimenting with a gyroscopic aimbot for Randal Kino Qualis
>>158530256>that Napoli benchlmao dafuq happened? did someone throw a nuke on their training ground? they have four reliable outfield players at best
>>158530256Numero quindici… PRESENTE
>>158528970Oh I know. I’ve had a great year frankly, one of the busiest but also most fun in my life. May the Christian Lord guide us all to prosperity in 2027 (even the haters, the Bbilanistas, the Rubentini, the Calabrian pigs, the schizo posters)
>>158530256How many chances is Lang getting lel
fuck sake running around like a headless chicken this morning just to make it in time for kick off. NOT comfy in the slightest
this is where it all ends
gm
>>158530403Gm finnbro
lul close. 1 min almost
fratte shitter
goylund is washed
>>158530441Rude
>>158530441all nabulel team is washed
La Fregnanord
lot of gud games today. might be calcio day. lazio lookin gud
>>158530466Finbro do you use size 5 regular size balls for indoor calcetto or are they a smaller size?
>bruyne owned by Frattaglia
>>158530473futsal balls. they are smaller and dont bounce at all almost. gud for fast games
What has Gattuso seriously done right with Lazio that he couldnt with his other teams. I'm very impressed with Lazio rn
>>158530492First Lazio coach without Hysaj
>>158530488ty
>>158530492He was training Marchant coded teams, now he's Coaching a Warrior coded team>inb4 fuck your schizo /x/tier horseshit If it werks is not stupid
FRATTESI AGAIN
fucking finally mo I can breathe
goooll
nabule grisi has been making me smile since i despise allegrus
>>158530530we sold him for 15 million, worst business ever
>>158530537two coaches couldnt use him properly.
spalleti sarri allegri gasperini should never be allowed to coach again in italy or anywhere outside saudi qatar turkey if gattuso wins this league
sutalo back thigh esplosion
SHOOT KENNY FFS
big brain offside trap
if rotella comes back into the squad straight away I'll be a tad bit miffed, bela has earned the spot now
lazio too wasteful. should have another gole at least
>hojlund
>goylund
thank christ almighty
are napoli fans booing lang?
>>158530571One Rovella, please.
close one
>>158530583he signaled to the ultras that he couldn't hear them, what a retard
>>158530586while I dont want to lose him, I would love to see him to the sfinter wankery bs that he's done at Lazio
allnegru did me dirty starting zingarovic
>>158530592lul. he was really dangerous in drobblyn
>>158530601We gifted you fratt and this is your thanks
im having headphone issues. didnt have sound playin wardoges yesterday.now when i turn them off my regular speakers give no sound. reeeeee
Half-time.
MCTOMINAY
what a stupid way to concede
Super scotto
fallo
bad sudaca olivera intimidating the white boy frattesi
pedraza is so many levels below nuno its insane
lazio needs to wake up for second half
please wake up
dele as a winger over serra is only possible in the alternative universe that is gattuso's mind
GODllegri never dies you fucking abominations
>>158530725I'm awake, good morning
>de buckbroke
I've seen enough, Napoli 3-1 win
anguissa in is bad for lazio.
Pryzsborra solves it
>Lucca INIt's over
another stinker from goylund
>>158530781dont even think he's alive fra, haven't seen him in weeks
hojlund got whistled too. lol nice fans
That blud is named Ringo lol
anguissa almost goofed it
>>158530790based fans, nabule shitters have been arguing among themselves for days
First time watching Lucca, is he actually like this?
>>158530809total donkey
Kek, nabule raided some sudakistan favelas to come up with that bench
>>158530816Nabule should suit him well if that's the case
>>158530816Damn, sorry for you guys, I feel you
if lucca left that for mictominay it would've been a goal
To clean Lucca with soap and water is to waste both water and soap
In a perfect world lucca would play for lecce or lecco
Max Allegri aka GOD
with zacca or a fully fit nuno thats another win ngl
Lazio will be tough rivals for a Champions League spot, earning a point today despite being below their recent standards. Napoli drop another two points. Even improved performances aren’t bringing results, a very difficult season could lie ahead.
Nazio's downfall and relegation battle starts NOW
>>158530932>players listed in ascending order by shirt number, but not by position>goalkeepers are still at the top somehowwhoever came up with these gay graphics should be subjected to euthanasia
>>158530986It’s the official serie ass line up kekhttps://en.legaseriea.it/serie-a/match/f6398fde9c1647458f8d97d188c3d081/genoa-vs-milan/info
>>158530932>>158530998Don't mean to disparage any diagnosis you might have, but why not just grab the graphics made by Sofascore/Fotmob?
>>158530998I know, my verdict remains unchanged for down retards
let's go milan chads!
>>158531020Just find it fun to use official serie ass digital stuff when available
inter como 1-7
8 goles scored in 1 game, imagine that!
CISSEEEEEEE
>>158531169lmfao
Based tiddies scores again
>>158531169Como will be scansing since they allowed them to keep Fabregas
PULLIGOAT
nice defendin lul
>>158529607that's due to third worlders that followed when CR7 became their player and then forgot to unfollow afterwards
>>158530256what a horrible infographic. Unironically let Claude do it if you're going to be this bad at it.
La Viola is gaping Spalletti's asshole tonight
Claude Aintile
missed lazio nabule. cam on grifone
>go-ACK
>ynr CR7 pronouncing Forza Juve as Forza Jewve
Just watched the napoli game on delay. Holy shit is this guy trash
the English speaking pundit just dropping random blackpills that England stole the Saint George flag from the Geonese Navy about 1000 years ago lmao
>>158531405Google? Go (programming language)? Go-karting (the sport)?
>>158531618I think goal, Genoa had one disallowed by VAR
>>158531544
Gott strafe England
Atalanta winning we are so fucking back
>>158531618Go Nagai
If Serie A was the Wu Tang Clan, Atalanta would be the Raekwon of the ensemble
dangerous lead status?
>gifting 3 points to zozzoneri of all teamsffs
2 points gained on nazioNow we just need fiberglass to destroy the printer
>getting refballed the whole game>still winsChe grinta! Grande Milan!
Duccio, Twente Ajax just now was a suprisingly entertaining game, lots of murderball
Milan won, Lewis is about to surprise everyoneGreat fucking Sunday afternoon
>Inter: J Martinez; Akanji, Bastoni, Carlos Augusto; Spence, Barella, Calhanoglu, Zielinski, Dimarco; Thuram, Esposito>Como: Sanchez; Couto, Ramon, Kempf, Valle; Perrone, Milla; Da Cunha, Paz, Baturina; Douvikasforza inder
>Spencenatz di narco what is chivu huffing
>>158532917>>158532920this match is really really important
Sack AmorimThe football is not functional, we are grinding results and this asshole still manages to almost sabotage them by putting Terrone and Estupido in 2nd halfWe only won because of a Genoa mistake for 2nd goalTrash footballSack Amorim, hire Nagelsmann
>>158533067there's Montella available, it's almost a bargain for this Milan
>>158533326Como with only 4 starters born in the 20th century is kind of crazy desu
/toy/idea Wallace and Gormiti
>>158532692It's a very fun league, maybe not the best in terms of stuff like technical quality and defending but it's rarely boring. Especially with teams like Groningen or Twente. Please watch our league!
>>158533739>Please watch our league!I do, but only Sparca and Fregnenoord games!
>>158533804Crazy Levels Of Based Only /seriea/ Posters Can Reach!(Although Sparta are a bit of a grim watch, at least their club anthem is kino)
>>158533739Do you know who has the exclusive rights to the memedivisie in Italy? Como TV kek
Mr Grimvali trade openda and kolo to Olimpique Lyonnais for Sneed Kango
>>158533856I heard that yeah, I think there's some Dutch people working in the higher tiers of the club, or it's just the Dutch-Indonesia-link doing something? A bit strange how that came about
andiamo
Early submission for the next OP pic
>>158533067We have maybe 8 or 9 top players (no Im not gping to list them). Of those maybe 6 are always available. The rest are bench players and some are udine tier. Amorim makes the best out of the situation but he cant solve the structural problems donw by furlani and the refballimg league. With Krösche arriving things will change. They have to invest a lot in january/next summer
gonde sighting
REMINDER FERRARI IS FOR MILANGODS ONLYCLASS FOR CLASSWINNERS FOR WINNERS
>Don’t get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim, Cissè, our €70m striker and rest of the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I’m not very optimistic about this season, or our chances to qualify for the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this, what do you think, /amug/?It's literally just saying the 2nd part of the /mug/ lole
>>158534279Will they invest another 74 million red shields tokens on another giga shitter striker?
>Jewish Goyimiltonlole
>third biggest club in italy>this is their pitchhow the fuck do you manage to fuck up a patch of grass so badly, you live in italy for fuck sake it doesnt even get cold
>>158531618
>>158534630we will NOT buy your synthetic death traps
fightin with my shitty headphones so missing start
>>158534630Como is playing away I believe
PIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PIOOOOO
uhhhhhh......comosisters???
PEW PEW
This Alonso overtake sure was a surprise
pios celebration is very gud.
Another Cesso disasterclass against Inter
mo you explain to me how pio is not the vicar of christ
>>158535025Because he supports Jews like Mamdani or El Sayed
>>158534979
dima noo score that
THURAM YES
tikuuuuuus
>>158535072kek
Como? Scansing with their masters? You're telling me for the first time
very nice build up and kino pio pass. tikussssss
how many would inter score vs lens? is 20 enough
mo como is inter under 23 in the schizo babble
como played like 6 games in 25 days with zero rotation for striker, obvious fatigue would set in
inter lookin gud.
Ynr moist kean at como
How was that not a yellow? lmaoooo
BREAKING - Actress Angèle Metzger, who rose to fame in the series "Tender Flesh", has died at the age of 27 after a fall in Les Pavillons-sous-Bois. Found dead on Saturday morning at the foot of a building, she was reportedly caught on surveillance cameras climbing over a barrier to enter an area off-limits to the public. An investigation has been opened to determine the exact circumstances of her death.
Whats for dinner? im considering either going to max burger or mcdonalds or eating steak and eggs
How is it possible that Fabregas never has a fucking clue against Inter... hmm...
>>158534279You are such a dumb simpOur football under him has not improvedWe were playing better in the first few matches of the seasonThen almost every match after that we at least gave away the whole 2nd half He could have put anyone but Terrone and Stupido, but he's biased for these fodders and too much of a coward to play ComottoThe guy is not a coach, like he said he's a managerThere is no cohesive attacking planYou can blame the quality of the players, but when you sub in trash like Terrone and Estupido needlessly my bullshit alarm goes offPlus he had 2 subs left over which he could have used to put in Camarda and Comotto to waste some time at least but he completely forgot
Como have figured out how it works, not much to say
>>158535861Wew, thought it was the singer for a second there
>>158535894nothing to do with tactics, everything to do with schedule. Comos squad is thinner than Inter, this is the first ever season Comos players play in europe and its UCL. THey have had like 7 games in like 25 days. Ontop of this their striker has had to play the 90 min of every single game as their two other strikers are both injuredthis game is like 80% down to como being very tired and fatigued and rightly so.
>>158535894chivus system might be kryptonite for his footy
>thuram toying aroud with the como defendersKNEEL
>>158534279>>158535914BTW I hate Foddersaghi but he's better than Stupido and TerroneAsk yourself why Amoshit put those fucking fodders in insteadWe are so lucky RLC is injured, else he would have started this match
>>158535871Left over pancakes from breakfast
>>158535871Chinky take-away to guarantee maximum liquidity during the Jj game
great great half from inter. HT
>>158535871Chicken curry with vegetables and pears cooked with mulled wine
>0.04 gomo xg
>>158536302>curryDisgusting traitor piece of shit
>>158535914>>158536022He sees them everyday. He knows better if they are ready to play or not. From the start he said I dont care if the player is ypung or old if he trains well and shows the grinta he is ready to play. Instead of blaming him we should be worried that Estupid, Rlc and Musah seem to be more hungry than Comotto and Camarda. You once again have completely lost the plot and let yourself control by your emotions. We play much better football and if the management is smart they get theo back in janaury becauae he is exactly that typ of player Amorim needs
>>158536412DOMINATED
Vgh... the much better football...
>>158536552Happens when you get your GK refballed the previous match
>>158536575You concede a gazillion chances because of a different goalkeeper? Intrasting
Does anyone know how many days until we play?
How flies the FC Como?
>Vonderhaar will actually start>Boga on the other side>Kolo Muani allowed another 90 minutes of puke, vomit and scat fetish
disband this league investigate all teams involved for matchfixing prevent your local broadcasters from paying money to serie ass until something is done about this shitshow
>>158536826Is scat porn legal in the UK?
gud attack again
>brainlets not realizing fiberglass is throwing this intentionally to not give away his anti printer playbook for the inevitable CHL knockout round Como vs. Inter matchup
>>158536927doubvikas? more like poopvikas
lens would probably beat inter with 3-4 goals, but the team that beat them with 9 hasnt had a single shot on target against inter
What kind of drug did they give to Barella? He's running like a madman, foaming at the mouth kek
Zirkzegru scored.
tikus-spence ngubu duo works well
>>158537309spence is actually good
HAMMERDTIME
There is only ONE good Englishman working for an Elkann's company.
>>158537343yeah learning more calcio he can get even better
Zingaro scored btw
subs pls chivus
based pio
Zidanesque play by Nico Paz, gud tactical foul by Pio
>>158537990tacticool yellow before subbed out
>>158537611Kek
kaiki deshuu
papaccioli solves it
How many weeks until the Lewis surprise?
Is Fiorentina-Juve an obligated match to play
what a match from barella
Vicario; Kalulu, Bremer, Lucumì, Cabal; McKennie, Douglas Luiz, Koopmeiners; Kolo Muani, Woltemade, Boga
dima should be banned for shooting
Norris is a bong and grew up watching Hamilton winning races and championships so in a way you could say Hamilton won this one and surprised us all
>>158538203The surprise will be a sprint win at a point in the championship where it no longer matters....next year.
thuram is so fucking good
He'd rather play a one-legged Woltastomaco than a fully fit Alajbegovic
>2 DNA players in the La Viola teamI don't feel so gud...
maybe i was wrong about the Djed Scott decision
puuh paz closetwo mistake passes from defense now
>>158538434Joao Marathon spotted
what a pass sucic
>>158538434>>158538241>>158538204
The 433 makes much more sense considering the names
>>158538434Christ Nihao Oulai
2 punti achived on lazio
>>158538789a great game imho, especially in defense they didn't leave Como half a chance
>>158538427>starting negruani at allgoal against dukkio shitters earned him another 15 starts
>>158538830agreed. first half was total inter
mo tonight im feeling la viola
Bobo Viery
A maranza wearing a Lewis Hamilton shirt just stabbed me in Milan, does that count as a surprise?
>negruani-kurpmeiners-muttuidi-kalunegruholy shit that right side lmao kys sperglet
>Microsoft has filed a patent for an AI system that could rewrite what people say during livestreams in real time. It could change words depending on who's watching, taking into account their age, location, and language.KOJIMABROS
>>158539209This patent, but it's for Jj coaches so that they give gud tictocs to players
>>158539209wtf why would the la li lu le lo do this
>>158539209>turn on jjust stream>the commentator is screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for 90 minutes straight
Just found out we're playing wtf is this a prank
im only hearing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wtf is this
Ding ding ding!
this match gonna be gud
calcio /biz/idea turn jJ medical into a tokoloshe research center
TICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
jj relaunching la violas season was so predictable lmaosperglet out nerguani out etc
They always play the game of their lives since they see us as the final bossBack to relegation battle next week they go lole
Bremer's kurp btw
who the fug is goncalves
At least Mottard tried
Gesu Christ Ravynel Inao Oulai
>>158540115you mean the giant of bremerdalso muttuidi before the corner lol lmao wtf is that guy doing at jjhow do you renew a guy who fails simple passes and doesnt seem to have a brain? midfielder btw
>>158540198>also muttuidi before the corner lol lmao wtf is that guy doing at jjHe played 5-6 good games last year so we'r extending him to 2031
>>158540136He’s a pretty decent player from Sborrting, on the fringe of the Portugal team too
Gianviery
Oulai Simon
>>158540077dear tici,
Another free kick successfully wasted
Another meme free kick wasted
>>158540220hmm intrastin
>>158540277>>158540280Duccio kiss me
>>158531366the prophecy
Can we sign him during the international break
>Play it to the wing>Muttuidi crossIf you don't see the genius of sballetus I don't know what to tell you
90% of the goals we concede wouldn't even be conceded by a Serie C team
I hate cabal so much
I too hate the cabal (Grimbiaso's little club within the locker room)
>Viorentina v Rubentus supposed to be on TNT Sports>they’re interviewing the fucking Oldham manager after a 1st rd cup tie This is what happens when you Sto Iracy
What the fuck was that Carnivals stance lmao
>>158540575
hate Spalletti so much fras
Yeah but no worries we'll beat Homonia Nicosia 4-0 and he'll be good coaching us for the rest of the contract
>>158540638>quatrefoilGermanon to what society does he belong?
GODtemalde
Nick :3
*makes Ngolo Blubani do something*
W O L T EMADE
N'Golo Kantuani assist
giant of bremerd takes, giant of bremerd givesalso lmao that ultra shit dribble execution from negruani
thank god Conceicao wasn’t fit for today
Koolmost!Also Scandal is having a schizo game lmao, he's the Gattimon replacement
De Gea quite literally only makes that save against >us lole
lal viola are getting rekt by kulo muani lel
Imagine waterboarding Douglas Luiz
Need to put some respec on Kolo Muani’s name of late
Just leave kulo as midfielder, behind woltemade
>>158540933#FavelaVenceu
Rouhi Kolosevski Matuidi
>goncalves kicking like hes in my ucl fanta againlol lmaois that the guy from sborrting?
Finally Juve is starting to look like Juve
>>158541008Hi Cipro
Mo Pellegrino is jardel
I suddenly have the creepy feeling that someone somewhere gained 45 mins on me
pape sarrtan solves it
Zingarova will redefine the rules of calcio in less than 10 minutes.
>/pol/estar ad>Using the this image speaks volumes meme
Half-time lickable’s
>https://youtu.be/YYlSa4M2zzM>"Oh sorry anon was I too loud? Did I interrupt you watching serie a? Sorry Im practicing a song I wrote. Do you want to hear it?"
>>158540919Kolo Yutani with the prime CR7 heel change of direction at full speed
Juventus Opens Investigation Into Andrea Cambiaso’s Relationship With Chinese Spy
imagine you shake off like 5 defenders to retain possession and the favelado shoots from outside the area again and misses completely
My honest reaction
kek
i checked fone giuve equalised. i opened stream viola just had scored. intrasting
Just send us help
Ekhator solves it
>only uses alakazamovic and zingarova when downhas sballet ever considered trying to win at the outset
Help
>Gnonto soldier comes on and scores on the breakMr Eni the script is getting painfully predictable
shoulda scored that header
>>158541865No because he’s senile and just making subs for the sake of making subs
>>158541888What getting poisoned by the Bene Gesserit does to a mf
>Florence Pugh will never go full Bene Gesserit on your Why live?
La Gianta of Bremerd
Bremmy :)
another corner wa...YES
>de gay
>not a wasted corner
>de geawut
Lole
yellow for buciano
viola club santiago de chile
100% era
holy fug viola is bad. how have they scored 2?
blatant handball but whatever
Brave beppe
>>158542419Juve's defense is a bunch of cluless ngubus
Shat myself there but I know we're getting inculated regardless lol
this ref putting in some good work for Juve
nice dive by werder bremer
consolation calls are always funny
buciano I'm tired
nice dive but little contact
Sballet we need to win a game
>fagiol' with bet365 on his shirt
dark gnome in
this game needs more negrus
>>158542632Not to mention having Bet(o) as his teammate
>>158542650kek
*runs*
Duccio score a goal
classic ciao mario action
>gattimon late winner
How long until Dildiz is back?
thank god for the international break
vicario cant keep bailing out these cats
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kys negruani
>>158542782Dunno but don't worry, Jmedical is making sure it'll take even longer!
kolo muani lol what a shitter.spicy ending
>>158542823Thank you for gaining all this time Head of Medicine Miago Thotta!
15 minutes until the coonte clock strikes midnight
viola needs to fix defence. attack looks decent
Anyone want a warme chocomel before heading to bed?
>>158542828only thing hes good at is making people drop their standards lmao50m 6m wages btw>>158542853im tired gonda
lmao just seen the VAR call again
>>158542893which one?
Another Fraudetti masterclass
>>158542912Joao Marathon's handball lmao
once again today, caritatentus handed fiorentina the win. well done, guys, you never disappointjust make sure you give them a full 3 on the return leg!
My viola didn’t win of course, but we also didn’t lose And cucked POOve out of 2 points
>>158543156era for me but there no foul on viola gol either.we must not question marmottas ways
>>1585432032 hands in the back is always a foul in those moments tbqh
>>158543226was definitley soft and embellished but i suppose it can go either way. the handball too usually isnt called when you play the ball with another body part so theyre both grey areasthis is why we must trust marmottas beatific vision for calcio
>>158543156no era if i made the rulesbut 100% era because it helps my team
Business idea: we train Neukenia in de Leukenia to have negative aura so when he's paired with Bremerd he can do something
Why did he write a phrase in French? Did he forget what language is he speaking, if so is he stupid?I guess that's what playing for the zoo does to you
Surely this will lead to a fine and curve closure, right?
>Luciano Spalletti has the second-worst record after 11 Serie A matchdays in the last eight years, surpassed only by Massimiliano Allegri’s Juventus side from the 2021/22 season.
To my colleagues at Juventus,I owe my family and all of you an apology.I was unfaithful to my wife. My actions hurt her and our children. There is no excuse for what I did. I am deeply sorry.Throughout my life, my family has given me love and support. They deserve my honesty and loyalty. Instead, I let them down and damaged the life we built together. I take full responsibility for what I did and the hurt I caused, and I accept the criticism that comes with it.To my wife and family: I love you. I know an apology cannot undo what I have done. I hope our family will heal and that, over time, I can earn back your trust.To my colleagues at Juventus, including those I have worked alongside for decades, and to our board, partners, and shareholders around the world: you deserve better from me. Leading Juventus is the privilege of my life. My responsibility is to serve you and be worthy of your trust. I have fallen short of that responsibility. I am fully committed to Juventus and will work to earn back your confidence.Regarding the national security concerns raised in news reports, Juventus’s Board of Directors has initiated an independent investigation. I support the investigation and will cooperate fully. I love our country and our company. I am committed to protecting Juventus and supporting Italy’s national security. I am proud and grateful to be a Tuscan.My family bears no responsibility for my choices. I do. Please give them privacy.— Luciano
>>158544313Great post, also coop-able
>>158544313
>>158544313kek
>>158544313>I was unfaithful to my wife.But the wife didn't know it.>His wife was unfaithful to him.But he allow it.
I'm not caribbean enough to understand that
Dusan Terra
>>158544582buciano is a cuck, that's all
Adela and Olivia Rodrigo to Juventus in order to strengthen the defensive department
>>158542882Yes please saar.>>158544013I was always led to believe the animosity started with Baggio, is that true? Big respect for these Tuscan ticks, they sure carry on a grudge
What has juric done to deserve this Southampton and monza humiliation ritual? He was decent in his time at Torino
>>158544313Is the luciano bubble bursting?
>he didn't listen to Michael BULLrry(honestly he might be a nihao spy)>He didn't short jJ stox >He invested all his wagiebux™ on Nvidia stox>Historical rug pull incoming Monday morning, we are talking losing 5-0 on the champions League final level of historical
Good morning serie ass
How flies the jewventus
È LUNEDÌ CHE UMILIAZIONE
Ready for December
>>158551665maranzabros... I think Gerry needs to take an atlanticist inclusivity course
>de bruyne wants to leave in january
>>158552054imagine going from pep to conte and then to allegri
Italy's Anti-Mafia Investigative Directorate allegedly compromised, sensitive intelligence files offered for saleAn actor known as "weykofa" is selling a 222 MB archive allegedly obtained from Italy's Direzione Investigativa Antimafia (DIA), the agency responsible for investigating organized crime and mafia networks.The 302 files reportedly include:• Intelligence on 25 organized crime groups• Operational dossiers and investigation records• Europol-related intelligence and EU correspondence• Unpublished raid photographs and embargoed press releases• Internal statistics, personnel records, and financial documentsThe actor is accepting offers in Bitcoin and Monero.
amplifico weykofa
>>158552234dedicated sitting streets
PIERRE KALULU IS OUT OF THE FRANCE SQUAD !!! He is suffering from a hamstring injury.
>>158552261You need to make up your minds: is Inter a team of jewish masonic mafiosi who pull the strings of the entire league from behind the scenes, or is it a debt-ridden, destitute club with no future?
>>158552293>jewish masonic mafiosi>debt-ridden>destitute >with no futurecheck all boxes sewer rat
>>158552300O CIUCCIAPISELLI
Destifute club on the zozzoneri side, and destitute on the smelly side
>>158552106He's having Mourinho flashbacks
Damn, it's not even lunch time!
>now ciucciapiselli is synonymous with juventus fan
Would you look at that, a printerista that started following calcio after 2020
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