Any chance nucks beat soilers tonight?
/playoffsbound/
>>1585157570
Huomenta
>>158515757Yeah. Ducks drilled 'em the other night. Only a matter of time 'til Memecock implodes.
>>158515780It's 10am blud
>>158515780good moooorning
legs fell asleep during my morning Tavares, bros
>>158515780Ahhh...Tuscany...La Doce Vita
>>158515842yeah its still morning for us weekend warriors
caught two mice in non-lethal traps last night and released them in the woods a few miles awaygod speed little fellas
>>158515873The worm continues to elude you and your kind.
>>158515882My work's been having rat problems and I introduced everyone to the peanut butter and water war crime bucket
>>158515918i can't bring myself to kill them, shit like that and glue traps are needlessly cruel.
>>158515945The peanut butter water bucket is probably the most talmud friendly trap out there. Has to be up there with the hole and ladder trap.
>>158515918>peanut butter and water war crime bucketWicked
>>158515842yes, that's morning
>>158516131Man they must have a cup appearance then right?
>45F and cloudy perfect weather for gooning all day
>>158516103shut up retard
>>158516170It’s 60 degrees here. Global warming is real
>>158516131Which team have they beaten the most?
>>158516266Yeah real fake and gay.
This is gonna be a trap game for my starsies I just know it
Jesus, one of our U20 guys (https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/958711/matus-valek) got his neck sliced with a skate blade today when they played against the czechs, the match got cancelled after the incident. Seems to be okay and stabilized from reports
>>158516300Well it’s cool he lived. That’ll make one hell of a story
>>158516300They should ban skates, they are dangerous.
>>158516300>put a knife on your foot>act surprised when someone gets cutjust wrap em in kevlar already
Islanders play today!!!!!!
If you’re Dallas who do you keep Blackwell or Steel? One must go
the dude who killed Adam Johnson in the UK is still playing in the ECHLhttps://insidetherink.com/echl-indy-fuel-re-sign-defenseman-matt-petgrave/
>>158516272
I used to be a mildcuck like you, then I became just (like my islanders).
>>158516407>regular season
>>158516328Skates don’t kill people, people kill people
>>158516448Sorry
Pregame sauna soon
>>158516480hahahaha that is more mild fashioned
Can you guess the game?
>>158516300Is he alive? Poor kid
>>158516405see I don't understand thiseven if you grant that him killing Johnson was an accident (no intent to kill) Petgrave already had a reputation as a dirty player and was trying to make a dirty play, which he had made before, on Johnson when he killed himif you're a club, pretty much anywhere, why take that risk
>muh past>muh stats>muh historyLife is lived in the present, noone cares about your 50 year old cup when Wild beats your team every time
>>158516551>why take that riskthe biggest risk is appearing racist
>>158516405Remember when they clapped for him
>>158516485no sauna for me until after I finish my workout
>>158516564the mild have never beat anyone when it mattered lmao
>>158516407> soilers owned
>>158516565transphobia is the bigger risk nowadays though
>>158516545Yeah, stable staying in Sweden where the tournament is and out of life-threatening danger thankfully
>>158516604The past isn't real bro
>>158516272marchand better be careful or a ref will get him
>>158516628even in the present that holds true
>>158516604Just like my >laffs.
>>158516672um excuse me >1967
Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakamaniacs, and Krakaholics; also good morning to all others including Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those of you whom remain Krak neutral.
hope you guys are having a Badd Ass weekend on Planet Retard
>>158516640>>158516564Based mentality
>>158516884torts should have believed a little harder last season
We didn't deserve Torts.
>Bedard isn't even a top 100 player in the league right now.Uhh Hawks bros?
>>158517044cope he just needs more time
That were hawks odds btw.
>>158517078Yeah more time away from the Hawks and their awful coaching and roster.
Strong Czech beer is good
>>158516918He believed in that coaches challenge
>>158516945I wonder where he is today
Hey ref, over here... *cocks gun**BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Our Sennies play tonight!
any fresh new gimmicks lately???
>>158517205no, this season is devoid of creativity
>>158517209jlmi
>>158517222jen
>>158517205Cooley’s autism and beckett’s tip (macaroner)
>>158516407Haha, funnier than I expected.
>>158516485It was an outdoor sauna this week here.
>>158517205Having like 10 games drop the puck at the same time was an interesting business idea.
Gary Bettman is so corrupt it's almost unbelievable
>>158517285Fuck data centers
Got my tickets for tomorrow also new duckjack feel free to save
>>158517505Give 3 reasons
>>158517505AI Data Centers? For me it's Gay Guy Dating Centers
BIG. FIGHT. FEEL.
>>158517296Gary has big bills to pay living in Florida.
delete Wilson from the game
What a pig!
Caps and Kitties murder puck.5 minute PP
SCARAnother brady hattrick soon?
It’s up
>>158517747>stars hat highlmao
your 2027 scf
Business idea: we be racist against racism in hockey
i hope his gm gets him better teammates and coaches soon
Soft pussy league.
Why is Wilson such a dirty n-word?
>>158517802My boy Määttä wins his third cup
>>158517802
>>158517838I hope he learns from McDavid and changes teams
my bro bought me a $200-$300 magic card :)
yeah caps are not making playoffsback to pre-Ovechkin era I guess
>>158518059Merry Christmas!
Long time range ban long time no see, /hoc/Who do we want to win?
>>158517802GARY WILL SURELY GROW THE GAME NOW
>jakkiekkounserious people
>>158518185just like my islanders
>>158518185
>>158518059Your bro is great :)
early afternoon games should be banned
snuggaroo :)
Snuggie. Snugdawg. Der snugmeister
>>158518343Great ambiance for an afternoon nap.
>>158518343cope they're comfy
>>158518131caps and the preds
Side deal bros...
>>158518185not everyone can have a cool name like ukko-pekka
if I was Finnish my name would be pekka sukka
Only serious names like Johan Johansson is acceptable
>>158517747A resurgent New York Rangers >:D
non
Lots of good posts last night
>>158517747I don't trust analytics
>>158516131sounds like a team that's won multiple championships
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>the city of Florida
>>158518830mostly me
OH SNAP!
our islanders are playing today
what message was dilly larkin hoping to send flushing half a million dollars down the toilet?
>>158519210>soon to be no milly dillycmtsu
those craps jerseys are slick as fuck
>>158517802Not a fan of the Wild but I'd even take them the Hurricanes. Soulless team.
>>158518992it was all you
>>158519301over the Hurricanes*
>>158519331No need to correct that shit post. In fact, you should delete it. In fact, you should delete yourself.
quel but! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXBEbkLeI80
The Wild is first in the West (:
>>158519545and they still wont win a cup lmao.
>>158518562comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>158519545the predators won the presidents trophy that one year too
Lmao how is Brady already on hatty watch again?
>>158519615based predators
>>158519653caps suck
>>158519615>>158519656regular season western conference champs too
> the unwritten rule that the Montreal Canadiens leaders are expected to be bilingual
>>158519721is Hindi a difficult language to learn?
>>158519721suzuki had to download duolingo
>>158519545
>>158519693Kitties must be a basement team then
>kittieslol
>>158519953jen
>>158520038I made a second one.
>>158520060bruh can u lowkey make one of a dude from chicago but hes a packers fan
>5 min: too many men holding the stick
>>158520060you're pretty good
Celememey is going to get raped by my Stars today
>>158519816Not for my Dallas Saars
>>158518185You can't spell serious without double k
Florida goes from cup contender to draft lottery tier when you take away just one player.
>>158520060>>158519953saved
>>158520178you truly need finns to win
>>158520178with russo-finns you russo-winn
Might go to bed soon
>>158520086
>>158520218With Czechs you check em
increadibly GOOD games today finally...
>>158520279Oh yeah man. When I saw the schedule, I was actually excited.
>>158520178>just ignore jacob shartstrom bro
>>158520244sweet dreams honey
Jim Montgomery can go fuck himself.
>>158520244Hyvaa Yota
>>158519721
>>158520266CHECKED
>>158520331>laffs
>>158519721YOU PEOPLE need to learn
Well that's one goal.
>>158520430are there any rehab centers in st louis?
>>158520512Speaking of, YOU hoc niggas better have your poppy on
Jones is elite
>>158520534I forgot to wear my poppy while grocery shopping
he will smoke dullass 2nite
>>158520588Fraud.
>>158520600cope
Stamkos still elite btw.
>>158520613CHAD
Who cares about this retarded sport
>>158520651Tampa was stupid to let him leave
>>158520600seethe
>>158520742A whole planet full of people.
>>158520772just like my islanders
>>158519721DAS RITE NÉGROno "je ne pus pa pawler la frensais" herebesides french is a much better language than english
>>158520772Their extension offer was insulting.
Am I really going to watch kraken - >rags?Guess I don't respect myself this much.
/hoc/ more like /nhl/nobody here watched the ladies worlds
>>158520810>besides french is a much better language than englisht. nobody ever
>>158520822they deserve to fall into irrelevancy
>>158520851trb spams >scoreless draw about random shitter leagues all the time though
>>158520893english is 67% french hon hon hon
*taps their stick on the ice*
>>158520851i read posts about it from another anon which were informative
>>158520957yeah but he doesn't watch the games. he just stares at flashscore and posts what he sees
i saw a rags fan todayhe was wearing a yamaka
>>158520851I wish /hoc/ discussed college puck more
>>158520851Women should be killed.
>>158520810/hoc/ wasn't ready for these levels of redpilledespecially Old French
>>158521005But who will you reproduce with?
Was wearing my New York Rangers yamaka earlier today and some guy was making fun of me for it and would stop screaming "Rags" at me
>>158520997>YAMAKAAA HITARU-SAN!
>>158520997based
>Reimer already out after playing a single periodKWABOTY
>>158521052Tfw no Blue Lock autism but Hockey.
>>158521100Tfw no Slam Dunk or Real for hockey
>>158521067>$850k for 20 mins of workdamn i should try for kwaboty next
>>158521119Slam Dunk was by far the better read in terms of quality but I can't lie I don't think I've had more fun than with Kuroko. So much dumb bullshit.
>most dangerous call in smashville
>>158521157it's carey price night for our habsiesthey will guillotine chrisp kreider live
>>158521157I wouldn’t even feel bad about no cup if I was a player. Who cares
>>158521157JEN
>>158521273kwab'd by 3 players and the ref
https://x.com/WPGJets24/status/2119096277967536212it's up!
>>158521157Flames bros.....they're taking shots at Iggy
>>158521305They're still so butthurt over him
i hope the blue bombers win
>>158521067
I wish gary did Marvel Universe night at some games
>Gary's Cinematic Marner Universes
*enters your thread*The main characters play today
OUR Islanders
MY Islanders >:D
>>158521646tye kartye vs. kaapo kakko
metro was a mistake
>>158521721Kartye was fun to watch even if he didn't do much. Hope he's been doing well with the rags.
Kartye is a bum. Tolvanen too. Don't even get me started on Dorofyev.
Historically the devil's have always been nothing more than a glorified crew
Historically your mom is a fat whore
There's plenty of College football on
He was a serial killer, who bragged about killing people, and he professed and confessed to be a demon
>devil's STUPID phone poster
>>158521907thats not a picture of craig mactavish?
i hope the /playoffsbound/ debbies guy feels morally superior to these newfag bandwagoners
>2pm krakenokay sure
>>158515780Just woke up from a nap =D
First they laughed at DevilsThen they seethed at DevilsNow they attack Devils anons and attempt to find out more about them
>>158522035too bad you can't wake up from the nightmare that is losing to bud kwarb
wtf is this resident evil food?
>>158522080you will eat the bugs
>>158522072banger of a post
>>158522045>more about the devils anonsThere is 1 devils anon here, he has spent years spamming the same picture, and he has repeatedly admitted that he pretends to be like 20 different posters. We don't need to know any more about you.
>>158522035I thought to myself, "Hmm, coffee sounds good right now. Oh, and I better make sure to post about it".
Is it a good thing when your favorite players on a team are the goalies?
>2003
>>158522080chef molly serving up real life ai slop food
>>158522113What about our Canadian Devils anon
>>158522126Not in the current NHL
>>158522126no goalies don't generate offense
>>158522142I would have said 'good golly ms molly' and popped the entire room and audience
Just stomped out an Asian lady beetle. Know the difference and do your part bros.
>>158522154
>>158522126/hoc/ is a benis board
>/playoffsbound/>helleshit in the ploffslol lmao even
>>158522161Don't do that, that information is false. They love to appear in my bedroom and I let them hang around for a few days before I put them back outside because it's healthier for them. They're harmless pets
>>158522170look at him now, lil bro was too cocky
>>158522170I like Igor
Leave Igor to me*Unzips pants"
>>158522170Images that precede unfortunate events
>>158522207*zips pants back up**repeats rapidly*
>>158522211turn your monitor on bozo
>>158522193F that. They’re mean and they bite you.
>>158522113are you talking about the playoffsbound pic or the soi devils fan pic?
>>158522126Yes but for that to matter you need to get into the playoffs first.
Oof
>>158522161>Asian lady beetle
>>158522245I've never been bitten by one and I'm not kidding, there's one in my room all the time, especially in winter. They like my desk lamp and just trot around my desk all day
im watching the cfl game before the hockey
>>158522260Yoko was a smelly invader of homes; this much is true Thank you for this entry
>>158522272moi aussi
>>158522260JEN it’s so accurate
>>158522080Idk but chef molly eats buckets of that shit
does the british guy still do the kraken intermissions
>>158522266You're playing yourself. If it was a real lady bug it’d bring good luck to your shit team but it’s an imposter and it imbues terrible luck
>>158522272i hope the alouettes let the bomber wini don't want to hear boomers blabering about cfl and i hate having jets flying over my place
>>158522292But my team is the Devils and we're the best team in the league
>>158522291u w0t m8?
>>158522306sharks are better
>>158522326Didn't read
>>158522308when the kraken first came in to the league the itnermission host was a british guy
>rags
>>158522272I'm watchin KNUCK
>>158522291I though he was an Aussie
I wish it was thanksgiving already bros
>>158522449Who is it you want to give thanks to so badly
>>158522449>>158522461...and it better be Gary
>>158522449Same. I’m craving green bean casserole so bad
whoa someone screencap that rags whore
gay parole
>kwabken
RANGERS LEAD THE WAYYAHOOOOOOOOOOO
1:35 in is too early for me to already be disappointed.
>>158522518Par for the course
>>158522504shut the fuck up chambers
Can’t wait for Rob the Bod and his mighty hurricanes to destroy the blackhawks so we can end the Blashill era
>>158522461>>158522469im thankful for tasty treats and good games :)
Thanks Gary.
>krak has 30th ranked PKWho the fuck has a worse price? And how?
Gary Bettman is the great leader of men since the pharaohs.
i hate kartye
thank you to yakub, mike sullivan and chris drury for inventing tye kartye
>rangers
>>158522720I always felt he deserved more than he got in Seattle
another wild and crazy Saturday night bros haha, you never know what could happen next!
>>158522748Get a workout in. Youll feel better. And go do something different tomorrow.
Daccord is ELITE this season at getting taken out of net.
Sakic or Yzerman
henlo hocc
>>158522768kek there he goes again
my als are collapsing
>>158522766no don't listen to this leaf. do the same thing you always do: watch porn, drink, and doom scroll.
krakbros...
>>158522879good /mtl/ is /hoc/ genny
but wait, /hoc/ said the rags are nothing without igor?
>>158522891Curse you, anon, and your meddling! I nearly destroyed him!!
>>158522895Don't worry, they're just prepping for losing both games in Helsinki
>ragsbut the opposite
i have no doubt my als will shut it down
>>158522935>gras i means fat in french
>>158522953>sarg
>sgar, but inside out and recursive
more like hellstinky lmao
My Krakkies can't blow a lead in the 3rd if they don't have one. Trust the plan.
>rasva
Lookin like a prime game to move to lower bowl at the start of the second period, lads.
>>158522992That's the attitude
>>158522985Kys imbecile. You are lower than a dog
The leafs are at the "we hope to be playing meaningful games late in the season" part of their window...
The Devils are gay and stinky lol
gary
>>158522830What team is this
>>158523117open your window
>>158523126france
>>158523126the smuckers uncrustables
>>158523126Team 1993
>>158523126the chanadians
Bob is starting tonight leaf bros...
>>158523126They are called the Dallas Stars
>>158523126st cloud state
>>1585231262027 stan lee champs
hockey needs more birds
Who stands up to Xjagoff tonight? Which laffs D pair gets sucked into Hutson's faggotry and made Into a highlight reel?What speed will laffs line blender be on in the 2nd period?Will a jersey hit the ice?We have a parlay on these questions tonight.
>>158523311they'll have thrashers soon apparently those are birds
>>158523311Seriously why did we get the kraken and mammoth instead of a nice bird team. We only have ducks and penguins and penguins can't fly??
Girlbros... our Islanders play today
>>158523311pigeons in the air and pigeons on the ice
>>158523339>faggotrythe lil nigga just bobs his head, just play the chest
>>158523359Birds peaked in the 90s
>>158523339What is your bobrovsky goals allowed over/under set to
no gary i will not buy the crosby endorsed steak farmers wrap stop asking me
>>158523339>jaggoffi believe ghule or bolduc will take the fight>faggotryjust watch his chest>speedwhatever speed hasbs can match, laffs better keep that shit for 3rd, when hasbs start to relax >it was 4-0>jerseydoubtfuldon't gamba anon
>>158523415Why would I want to eat a farmer?
Utah Harpy Eagles. Badass
>>158523446low micro plastic semencity folks breath micro plastics
goalies in the 80s were so fucking bad
>>158523311they want french fries>monty.gif
>>158523311The problem with this birds is that you need bigger birds to get them out. And those birds will need bigger birds to get them out. Pretty soon, you got griffins attacking spectators. And there goes your jersey sales. And gentlemen, Gary likes his jersey sales.
>coast to coast like butter on toast
>>158523476i'll post it later
>>158523487this groveling
>>158523491i thought arenas had snipers in the rafters to deal with that sort of thing
Word on the street is the Stars will have silver jerseys for the stadium series with Vegas
>>158523491trb tier post
>>158523520Nah, they use mythological beats now. Like griffins or pumas. More ecological and all that.
>>158523487What will become of the Wild when Quinn comes to my Devils
>>158523546Expect more salt than the dead sea
>>158523526I dont know who trb is, but I assume he is some type of cool genius.
>>158523523If there is such a thing as too many jerseys we are approaching it now
>>158520851only foid sport worth watching is tennis
>>158523475> "I hear some of you faggots are talking shit about 80's goalies."
>>158523546Does he usurp Luke's 43?
>>158523487>$7 for a bottle of water
>>158523592looks like it would hurt to get hit in the face with the puck
darcy kuemper - the scorpion king
what ever happened to the flames anon that went to the dome last night?
>>158523609It's quinn's bath water
>>158523609It's smart water though
>>158523609and tap water at that
>>158523629gimme gimme
>>158523646lots of these places won't let you bring a water bottle, or they do but only have like one fountain in the whole building
>>158523668Thank you Gary.
>>158523668jokes them on, i bring outside water into the arena by hiding it inside of my body
Oh boy, I'm so excited for the games in Finland
>game starts at 4>4:30 and game hasn't startedwhy gary why
>>158523670
>>158523697you lost
where's your FUCKING poppy hutson?
>>158523734he's a pacifist
>shart caufield and lane shitson not wearing poppiesYOU PEOPLE disgust me
>>158523683our team is shit and run by retards
>>158523767Always has been
>>158523764>>158523734weird.. hutson daddy is canadian, he just mass immigrated usa, he only has a green card
>>158523764Time to move on from these soulless amerigolems amirite?
>sgar
>>158523734>poppyqrd?
Dorofeyev just needs to play the seattle kraken every game, maybe this is what the 36 team nhl will be like
>>158522909/hoc/ doesn't have a rebuttal for this. curious!
Satan is in control.
>>158523767just like this team
>>158523836we wear poppies to commemorate the millions of men who were told to run into machinegun fire by retards
>>158523913>muh vimmmyyyy
>>158523928Be respectful, Samir, or go back to your mud hut in butt fuck nowhere
>>158523836some veterans in the commonwealth trademarked it to help fund their salaries at charities a hundred years ago
>>158523928faggot
>>158523874It's pronounced "S-ah-tan"
>taking an enunciation lesson from a bunch of shitposters on /hoc/That'll be the day
>>158523913just like my islanders
>>158523936>>158523950i was there iykyk
>>158522909I said that, though phrasing was different.I need some time for the reality of Rangers being secretly good to kick in.
>>158523874>Jr is a 7th round shitter shame
didney corbsy
thinking about a steak farmers wrap for dindinz
