drake supremacy edition
coach monkey
>>158516067>leads the League in endzone picks
it’s chicken and waffles
>leads the league in showers with teammates
>NFL football tomorrow
>>158516210consider if mcsharty continues his level of play the rest of the season.what do the giants do with him and dart?
Hey guys, guess what? (Myles Garrett is back baby )
>>158516067I'm having a Maye-induced melty
>>158516235Dart has the bigger cap hit so they probably trade him. They’re both kinda scrawny and prone to injury but Dart is reckless and makes his injuries worse.
>>158516235Keep them both on their rookie contracts. Extension time still isn’t for like 2 seasons after this.
>>158516230what a bullshit interpretation of the average eagles fan.
Get my GOAT a real HC dawg
I can't commit to getting /druk/ anymore bros. I drink like 3-5 shots of vodka then stop.
>>158516442?
>>158516488pussy
‘phin it to win it
>2nd team All ProWorthless
>>158516488Based
>>158516560This. Josh Allen is an All-Proless bum
I don't know ball am in the right place
>>158516590>allen has an mvp but not a first team all proWtf?
>>158516488lately when I've stopped drinking my nerves go into overdrive, I can't sleep and have exreme paranoia and nightmares. I've read that shit never really goes away once it starts, so when I start back up I guess I'll just have to drink forever
>>158516658The media gave him a pity MVP
>cowboys coltswhat a shitshow that'll be
Bully dorks.
>>158516658Lamar was statistically better that year, and really just all around had a better year, but Allen had the better record. And they don't like giving back to back MVPs unless the gorge between them is so insurmountably massive. Allen had like 41 total TDs and Lamar had about 45.
bully this bussy
>>158516658DEI MVP. It should've gone to Burrow, Lamar, or Daniels that year.
>>158516788*Goff
>>158516812I forget his numbers that year but I do know the Lions were the #1 offense so yeah him too
>>158516442I know of two youtuber eagles fans>EDP445>Archfiend
>>158516494you missed the point but accidentally provided something better, so i'm willing to draw a line under it.
2027 NBA Finals2027 Final Four2027 NHL Finals2027 NHL Winter Classic2027 IIHF World Championship2027 World Series2027 World Cup2027 US Open2027 Wimbledon Championship2027 PGA Championship2027 Masters Tournament2027 Daytona 5002027 Indianapolis 5002027 Kentucky Derby2027 Belmont Stakes2027 Westminster Dog Show2027 Tour de France2027 NYC Marathon2027 Winter Olympics2027 Pan Am Games2027 Commonwealth Games2027 World’s Strongest Man2027 Rose Bowl2027 Cotton Bowl2027 Orange Bowl2027 Super Bowl, right? Nope.Super Bowl XMCLVIXMLVXMXVIWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that says Super Bowl 75. Wait, so it's not 2027 in roman numerals? It's named after how many Super Bowls have been played? What? Why? No one cares how many Super Bowls have been played. It is completely irrelevant how many have been played. What matters is what year it was played in.Someone says, "Hey, you know what happened in Super Bowl 36..." Okay, so.. wait, what year was Super Bowl 36 played in? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 35 to that year. Okay, so, I think maybe I know what year Super Bowl 36 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and a variety of other reasons, so I am not really sure which Super Bowl is Super Bowl ##.But, you know what would make the most common sense?Here's an idea...Just call it the fucking 2027 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>>158516956I'm not reading all that. I'm happy for you though, or sorry that happened.
Whos the most entertaining QB right now? Is has to be Josh Allen right? Love is up there because he's always trying to bomb the ball down the field. Caleb hasn't made as many meme plays this year.
Who's the embodiment of "fuck it I'm going deep?"
so we can all agree that Ravens, Eagles, Chargers, and Cowboys are out, right?
>>158517051Yeah all of them are done. Funny enough because the NFCE is such a dumpster fire, the Cowboys have the best shot of those four teams. The Ravens and Eagles can at least fall back on injuries. The Chargers are outright horrendous, worst in the league bad, and the Cowboys are just plain bad. They're going to lose the division to 9.
>>158517045love, live by the meme chuck, die by the meme chuck
How the fuck did OBJ blow through his entire NFL salary? He made so much fucking money from the NFL, and was probably famous enough to get a tone of endorsement and sponsor deals.
>>158517045brett favre
>>158517045Big Ben
some team is going to fall for Utah's QB
some team is going to fall for this bussy
Carlie is going to be a worse version of Jerry Jones and I'm so, so excited to see it
>>158517200There's a reason there's only like 300,000 people on the planet worth more than $25mMost people are retarded
will ayook play tomorrow
How will Penis be this weekend
>>158516942Barry
>>15851744914/20, 220 yards, 1 TD
>>158517045Stockton Rush
>>158517481heh nice. dumb submarine faggot
>>158517045Jay Cutler
>>158517416Niners gon get da belt by rosenhaus
>>158517449Will be elevated to>biracial qbs
>>158517200IIRC, like 67% of people making over $200,000 annually are paycheck to paycheck. It's just really easy to blow money. The most common reason is people buying stuff with high upkeep (multiple houses, boats, etc) and just not maintaining their income
>>158517416No, Niners aren't signing or trading him and even if he does get picked up, it take like 5 days for a player to integrate into a system. Especially for WRs
>>158516067Im a Bear Bachmeier truther
If you’re not better than a 40+ geriatric in your prime questions need to be asked.
I hate taking a kansas shitty at work, took one and 45 minutes heard coworkers saying don't use that bathroom someone took a kansas shitty in it and good god it smells terrible in there
>>158517045Favre
what does it smell like?
>>158518073Just stick your finger up your bum and give it a good whiff.
>multiple teams interested in Daniel Jones
>>158517045Jannies Winston
mina won
>>158518246>suRGerIIII over Nix
>>158518141If Darnold can win an Owl anyone can
Joey's bussy
>>158517004Bombing it down the field isn’t entertaining. Most quarterbacks can do that and it’s usually a desperation move. GB only does it because they have no run game
why does shanny get a pass for never winning an owl?
Its so obvious the script is for Bears to win the super bowlThe logo colors are orange and green. Jags vs Bears
>>158518441jags are teal, not green
>>158517045legendary redskins QB rax grissman
>>158518073ky jelly and bussy juice
bill walsh has been dead for more than 19 years :-(
I'm in Tokyo, is it worth going to a college football game here?
I'm back! :D
>>158518861wb fren
>>158518732You should visit one of those sex shops that would be illegal here
so #9 on the packers can't be stopped?
I just finished installing linux on my old ass laptop and making it as much like windows at possible, feels like a brand new machine :)
>>158519137He HEEMs himself on a deep ball at least once a year
>>158518428because the keeps the Niners competent and they don't want to go back to empty stadiums.
>>158519202Nice. You lost me at the “making it like windows” part though
>>158518428Because Mike Tomsula.
>>158519094No my girlfriend specifically asked me not to see any prostitutes while I'm here which I respect
Why does nobody ice the kicker anymore?
>>158519555Is there any statistical evidence that it does anything other than bore the audience
Ice your bussy
>>158519555Not calling the timeout or being ambivalent about using it will probably do more to throw off the kickers routine at this point.
Tomorrow, Riggo will finally honored and his jersey retired
Ladies and Gentlemen, the worst draft class of all time
>>158519734lol, I don't recognize one name
>>158519734Are any of them still on the saints?
>>158517004Probably Caleb. And I’m a Vikings fan. He’s more fun to watch than Allen
>>158519732For whom, the Jets? The Redskins don't exist anymore, racist.
>>158519734I have no idea who any of these people are. That's impressive.
>>158519787Bresee, Foskey and Howden are. The first two are always injured and barely played any games and aren't good anyways. They just released Kenre Miller who did fuck all for 3 years despite constantly being talked up about his "potential" he is a bust that never even had a good game. Howden is not even a name I see mentioned hardly at all watching Saints games either. Genuinely it's an awful draft class, Mickey Loomis should have been fired years ago but has been riding his 2017 draft class success for a decade now.
>>158519534What if you wear a blindfold?
>>158519734The Cowboys the same year is a worthy candidate. Even the "best" one has only played 22 games in 3.5 years.
>>158516788It should have been Lamar no question. He was much better than his MVP year the year before.
>>158519734I remember even at the time everyone was trashing this class. It was just bad.
>>158520264That's pretty bad too wow. I legitimately haven't heard of a single one of these guys
>>158519534>No my girlfriend specifically asked me not to see any prostitutes while I'm here which I respectlike gf isnt having her ex over to 'catch up' right now
>>158519734There has to be a 30 for 30 or docuseries about how players coming out of college during the free covid shirt year era had a ripple effect on professional leagues evaluating players now
>>158520497He’s a weeb cuck.
DRAFT KINGSBET ON HOW BAD THE CHARGERS WILL LOSE THIS WEEK
>>158521013Quite the peculiar individual
>>158521013Stop posting this fgt
>>158521013
My slaves are going to beat your slaves
teams better not trade with the broncucks
>>158521318Slaves didn't get generational wealth for playing a kids game
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>158521484>NFL team office is full of retardsthat's not news
>back to 90's run first football because everyone is playing 2 high safeties to stop frauds like MahomesBased
Maxx Crosby traded to the Bills for two 1sts
Problem sissies?
coach primate penis jr
>>158521545>3rd & 10>arch throws an incomplete pass>nearby ref signals incomplete >flag thrown other side of the field>other ref said it was a fumble >reviewed and upheld>texas recovered the ball for a 12 yard gaintotal reffie death
QBs by Adjusted Net Yards / Attempt
>>158521593Why is the state of Missouri incapable of fielding good football teams?
>>158521484they're definitely fucking with him just to fuck with him keki bet literally everyone in the org hates his ass
>>158521593Texas making em seethe hard
Joseph burrow is legitimately one of the best QB’s of all time
>>158521643He's good but TLaw, Purdy Goff and Allen still are better
>>158517397there’s 700k+ people with 30mil or more in the world you retard
bros, why didn't the bat work?
>>158518141the colts selling off the entire team is very funny remember last year when people were saying he was the future of the franchise
>>158518732>>158519094>>158519534it’s the M building in akihabra btw i’m here too want to go watch the eagles tmrw at 3am at the philly bar?
Joe Burrito
>>158521668Herbert is Jason but with autism
>>158519867wait they released miller?lol when??
>>158521671nature of QBs the last couple years. They just forget how to play for random reasons
>>158521371jonah coleman thrown to the curb after a breakout game peyton wtf
>>158521484why was he even reinstated doesn’t shanahan actually hate him?
Commence the jigglin
>>158521610my joshie doesn’t need attempted yards when he has 9 rushing TDs in 7 games
>>158521741Players have to be reinstated if they show up
>>158521779can’t they just say “no thanks”? he didn’t show up to work for 2 years.2 years of bashing the org and the HC, mocking his near fatal car crash keep him locked out, take his rags off him
>>158521830Their other option is to cut him
>>158521830they don't want to make a stinky with the players union/lawyers
>>158521593ZAMN!!! That nigga is going first overall
>>158521640You're a giant cuck and you dont even realize it lmao
>>158521371If they go all in on either it means they aren't paying nix 60 million
who was in the wrong here?
>>158521610herbertsexuals how did this happen..
>>158521898mina for actively talking down QBs only when they are ugly
>>158521898"zero mobility" is goff and that's really it
>>158521839>>158521844if i don’t show up to work for 2 days i don’t have a job
>>158521593ARCH MANNING TO THE DOLPHINS
>>158521898famous janus ran it in against the texans d so this stupid bitch is wrong
>>158521610uh show me tua’s
>>158521898Jameis has always been statue adjacent but weirdly he has had some based retard moments where his slow motion scrambles work. A lot of people just assume every black qb can run though
>>158521971he could play TE if he wanted to
>>158521777this is with rushing yards added and rushing TDs counting the same as passing TDs.>>158521964he didn't qualify because i only picked startersi'll see if i can add backups
>>158521964its -3.7
Vikings will trade for Daniel Jones in a desperate attempt for a playoff berth
>>158522205Not if Ryback trades for him first
>>158521924Yeah so they can cut you, but they don't want to.
>AI added the "this man is dead" icon next to lamarkek>>158521964tua is at -3.67
Problem?
vikings should just eat the inevitable embarrassing playoff loss from not having a quarterback this year and then pay aaron rodgers a bajillion dollars during the offseason to delay retirement again - he seems to be decent enough this year with the steelers, and they only really need decent
>>158521830>can’t they just say “no thanks”?Not without violating the contract>>158521924Sounds like you should unionize
...or not. Down to Georgia State 33-17 in 4th
>>158521971>A lot of people just assume every black qb can run thoughMost raceposters ITT don't actually watch football. They'll look you in the eyes and say stuff like Jordan Love is a scrambling QB while Maye is a pocket passer. The only real correlation is that younger QBs are generally more mobile, but this has been a thing for so long that "younger" also includes dudes like Allen who is like 30 now
>>158522034reminder tua literally WAS the starter before injuring himself before even playing a snap
>>158522557jetties got him worked into a shoot
>>158522570>AJ Brown has 0 1st downs in 2026HOWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My Shedookie will bootyblast both of these shit conferences.
>>158522394>Sounds like you should unionizeAt my old job (at a mine) we had a dude who missed like 3 weeks of work over the first two months of the year and the company tried to fire him. The union fought for like six months for him to keep his job and when they won he showed up for a week and then stopped lol
>>158522640>The union fought for like six months for him to keep his job and when they won he showed up for a week and then stopped lolHoly BASED.You didn't see that
>>158522595Look at the RG #77 literally run away from his assignment lol
>>158521991I love that spergy goofball like you wouldn't believe
