>Lap:#8614>Countdown to Bunda GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>158508834>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:234>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:244 (243 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 380 (+15)VER: 261 (+25)HAM: 259 (+18)RUS: 250 (+8)LEC: 245 (+12)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 630 (+23)Ferrari: 504 (+30)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 382 (+25)McLaren Mercedes: 365 (+16)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 108 (+2)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 1,263.16 (+82.47)HAM: 976.62 (+62.34)NOR: 955.69 (+66.88)>News:Qualifying: 2 bongsFP3: Max Verstappen (1:11.622), Kimi Antonelli (+0.025), Lando Norris (+0.131)Hamilton, Leclerc and Verstappen to have penaltiesF1 to race in Sao Paulo through to 2035 following new dealAyao Komatsu: Esteban Ocon axing ‘surprised everybody at Haas’Ralf Schumacher slams Colton Herta's F1 prospects: "He's just burning fuel"Charles Leclerc reveals ‘needed’ Ferrari conversation after Lewis Hamilton clashF1 needs to make a decision on Imola substitute race within a week
energy drink sport
>>158516284we need to get back to the good old days of T-shirt company sport
Which current drivers and former drivers would be regular /f1/ threads' users?
>>158516284F1 needs more coffee
I should buy a new fridge
GOOD evening
>>158516274
>invest in wilson>gazprom
>Ayao Komatsu: Esteban Ocon axing ‘surprised everybody at Haas’there's absolutely 0 chance this dude isn't taking the pisslmao
big juan in lemons legendshttps://youtu.be/a34j80zskJE?t=2546
>>158516332whats so good
havent been here in a week, did i miss anything? Did the indog kill himself? Is the jamaicafag finally dying of aids? Did argentinianon post any good sophia ai pics?
>>158516458no, no and yes
>>158516437Bro forgot the rest of his car
>>158516437I want to take his front .... off.
I live ~2h from the track and it's raininghard
it's happening
>>158516437those track jannies would have been as dead as a doornail without the armco
>>158516458the indog goes quiet until kwabmilton does something that indicates he's not complete and utter shit
rain now
>>158516594yep quali cancelled
>>158516594do they use fp3 order if they don't get going?
getting closer to my prediction becoming real: >>158477833
>>158516633except the part where he now starts from the back of the grid, obviously
>>158516594WeW, that arrived quicker than I expected. Then again, you can see the winds in the rain water.Wonder if the core will hit it or just the edge now. If it's the core then yea, definitely cancelled with how they hate blue tyres.
>>158516594bye
>>158516594Qualy is in like 1.5 hours so lets see
>>158516665Local rain update, suddenly a drizzle.So I don't expect rain to stay for long on track if it arrived now there much less till qualy, just wash away the rubber with the summer rain
motogp qatar sprint ran without a hitch
>can't race in tropical climate because rain is dangerous>can't race in desert climate because desert folx are waging war and it's dangerous>can't race in good european racing tracks because of muh environment>all that's left are "street" circuits where you can't overtakesuch is the state of formula semen
>>158516452hanging out with y'all here
>>158516777Pecco got hit by a missile tho
>>158516777>marquez wins lolmakes sense
Second rain wave hitting. Pray for waters to stay holg
>>158516821>>158516825
https://x.com/F1/status/2119106554829951360>that thundernoice
soooo, no qualy today
poorez warning for >>158515980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXARtE96lDQPorsche Cup Race 1 live in a few minutes
>>158516868I find funny that people find thunder unusual, since it's basically in every rain around here, kekAlso, gonna get stronger than that still for a bit, then dip, and come back
>>158516892looks good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXARtE96lDQPorsche Cup Brazil in Interlagos starting!
>SC paradelame
>rain is picking up againlol forget it
it's so over
>crashing under the safety caroops
nvm it's so over
>>158516896I don't think people find it unusual. Just impressive or maybe scary
lewlew status?
>>158517062okay so we're definitely getting a delay
>red flag>timer not stoppingyeah, qualy is fucked
ogre
RED FAGRED FAG
NOREFUNDS
>>158517062lewlew is so lucky all his mechanical problems happen in qualis
commentary claiming red flag is due to tire barrier repair and they will return to the track
>>158516274THEY'RE TRYING TO BURN HIM!
>>158517062indog cope?
we back
>>158516611If you remember 2024, one thing they'll do is an early sunday qualifying if conditions allow, otherwise its FP1
>>158517161raceable
>>158517161
>>158517088tru tru they do be like that
piquet is the brazil goatbut people are not ready for this, they lack the spirit to deny someone dead and popular
thanks for trying to clear the track porsche jannies, it was worthless
>>158517226not to worry, nelson sr will be dead soon
God I wish Bernie Collins sat on me face.Do you guys think that Ferrari has a chance for pole position here?
>>158517245this post is illegal in the UK
>>158517245I got arrested for reading this
>>158517252don't even joke lad
kimiwinslol
>>158517118No they don't.
>Wet Quali Kinooh? Penelope finally debuted online as well?Mike Schumacher
>>158517252>>158517258What's happening in the UK? i live under a rock so i don't know
>>158517326nanny state
amx
>>158517305Can't wait to see Mclaren completely waste this opportunity by starting on the wrong tyre
>tfw no money to go see the raceI miss when I could hear the engines from home, shit is literally right there and I never got to see the F1
>>158517305the script has antonelli winning this race and literally becoming the new senna and you will never stop hearing about it
>>158517326>Starting November 6, it will be illegal to possess or share realistic porn showing strangulation, suffocation, certain incest scenarios, or sexual activity involving someone pretending to be under 16.>Possession can carry up to two or three years in prison, depending on the content. Sharing or publishing it can lead to up to 5 years.>The law also covers privately recorded videos, not just content sold on porn websites.
Rain is fully out here, and yep, that was the core alright.So, maybe like one hour difference...My bet is a 15:30-16:00 local time for the qualy start
>Noah Baglin, Ferrari's most promising driver from the academy, has just been disqualified from the FIA Karting World Championship for insulting and pushing another driver in the weigh-in areasomeone keep an eye on this chad in the future
>>158517365>sexual activity involving someone pretendingJesus fucking Christ.How bad will it become until people rise up?
>so called best drivers in the world>scared of a little water
>>158517392last time there was a little water half of the cars shut down
>>158517365(This post has been censored for users in the United Kingdom.)
>>158517391>people rise upa-anon...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zden%C4%9Bk_Chovanecsome F3 driver who died in July>no cause of death listedI'm going suicide
>>158517365So the UK police now going to spend all day watching porn to determine what is illegal?
>>158517391we don't do that here, not anymore at least
>>158517417that was the leading theory
>>158517417>triple nationality including Portuguesedidn't know about that
Do you think George will eventually enjoy the raping or will he become numb to it
>>158517430what gets my goat is articles that go out of the way not to mention a cause of death for someone young yet have a link to the Samaritans or suicide hotline at the bottombasically confirms it's sudoku
>>158517375Aand it's back. Light, but still...At least it's going to be interesting, if it ever happens...>>158517441Jorg becoming the new Buttas would just be sad, not gonna lie
>Saarvid celebrating diarrheaWhat did he mean by this?
>>158517417I should look up what Louis Sharp is doing now after he had to drop out of F3 mid season because he ran out of money
really stinky farts today, lads
Dubs decides if I run into the track or not
>>158517305posicion para fernando
>>158517454Why did he do it?
>>158517477Do it for Shaarl
>>158517477You should go streaking too.
>>158517387Is this the championship he got disqualified from?
>>158517454desu theres no need to say it desu. doesn't matter for anyone except the family who already knowsi find it odd a britisher doesnt appreciate the subtlety
The Raped getting his hops in.
Gimi
>>158517477jump onto the neguinho's car and get a ride
>>158517489yep, based
Let me guess, delayed?
I'm getting sennafatigue ngl...
>>158517520one of the other kids must have made fun of his big ears
>>158517520
career-ending crash for Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton
>BRAZIL next>Emerson "Emmo" Fittipaldi Jr. (born 7 March 2007) is a Brazilian-American racing driver currently competing in the FIA Formula 2 Championship with AIX Racing.
>>158517527It's not even that wet.
I am here.But why are YOU still here? The championship is already over.
>>158517566that's what she said
>>158517577We're waiting for this>>158517558
>>158517566Yep, drizzle then short stop. A second wave should come around in a few minutes
>>158517501
>>158517577To keep you company x
>>158517365>incest scenarios,so like more than a half from the milf category is illegal, keked, I'd move somewhere ngl
>>158517387>>158517489is he italian or british?is it just me or there there more dual national and that shit now? before we didnt had any, even in this f1 has gotten worse
>>158517591career ending crashes in races that don't matter anymore would be hilarious
>>158517577Interlagos is a good track
>>158517596>when the fajitas come out sizzlin'
DUN DUN DUN
>>158517558wait so they replaced Carlos with a Carl?
dun dun dun
Is qualifying actually happening?
DUNDUNDUN
>everyonewow wet qualy kino!>realityRED FLAG: SESSION SUSPENDED
>>158517649>SUSPENDED*cancelled
>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5>RAIN IN 5RAIN IN 5
RAIN IS COMING
>>158517649WET QUALY KINO!!!!
>gotta go hard quickly before the rain starts pouringinnnnnto the barriers
holy shit after bashing my head against a wall to get my streaming app working it locks in with a couple minutes to go.
red flag in 5
>>158517643Yes, we've got the norton antivirus update and we're ready to go
Hopefully this will be some Baku 2025 kino
oh it's fucking chucking it down
>>158517693Fake news
RAIN IN NOW
>>158517595Yep, rain just restarting on track as I saidIf it keeps up with same wind direction as it's been, another strong rain in 15, though not as strong as the core from a bit ago
>>158517693why is there blue on that tire
Who is gonna crash first?
inb4 red
They will red flag it 100%
Caddy bros it's time
gimme CGI rain tires
THIS IS TOO DANGEROUS, THE DRIVERS WILL GET WET!!
Please rain like this tomorrow.
>inb4 red fag
Is that... Is that... RAIN? RED FLAG IT, RED FLAG IT, RED FLAG IT RIGHT NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
>>158517693>WET TYRES IN USEI REPEAT>WET TYRES IN USEI REPEAT
wowracist
>>158517711>>158517715>>158517725>>158517733>>158517734DELET
>redAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AMX AMX AMX AMX
>Actual heavy raincheeky tenner in the qualy not going ahead today
Yeah, obvious red flag, the main straight is flooded
Hope someone dies so they'll just stop teasing wet driving at all.
I CAN'T DRIVE
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>158517685told you
SLURP
SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
DONT RED FLAG IT MASI AIIEEE
NO FUN ALLOWED
what a champ
STOP THIS RACE RIGHT NOW THIS IS DANGEROUS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>158517649ayooooooooooo
GAAAAAAAY
hello everyonehappy qualifying! i have my broccoli&guacamole readyhoping for lando death as usual. lets get it
bitch ass
jorge the pussy russelred flag red flag red flagi knew it
Of fucking course
DOGSHIT “SPORT”
>Red FlagFuccccckkkk offffffff
MASI THIS IS GENOCIDE
>>158517749KWAB
SLLLUUUUUUURRRRPI LOVE SEMEN
2026 F1 fears the rain
>>158517455Also, the light rain has remained from this time till now, so the second wave, after dimming, won't stop.Kino rain qualy inbound
FIA would rather have half of the grid be killed by iranian missiles than drive for more than 10 seconds under the rain.
WHEEEEEEEEY! There it is! I hate this shitterworld ngl
You bloody bastards need to open your eyes, it's a bloody monsoon out there, this is not safe
welp, see you in 40 minutes...
>pinnacle of automotive engineering >best drivers in the world>can't drive in the rain
>>158517794they jinxed it, fuck (°□°)︵ ━
Did he shit himself because it was raining and he felt becoming another Jules?
>AMX didn't bother to go outside at allhe knows how gay this sport is
back to watching the motogp sprint it is
>BLUE TIRES DETECTEDRED FLAG IT
Does the FIA even know the effects of the extreme wets anymore?
>>158517811yes>t. knower
Ah fuck you FIA
>denied KINO againtomorrow its going to be sunny isnt it...
>>158517805It will short out the batteries, please understand.
NOOOOO WHAT IF THE DRIVERS GET WET? WHAT IF A CAR SLIPS AND GOES OFF THE TRACK?BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
>rain not safe>war zone safe??????????????
>>158517803bianchi is getting lonely, we need to send someone to him
>>158517693People were about to use it, so red flag.
>it's too wet for inters, red flag it.The state of these shitters.
>goblandoof, fucking!, course
>>158517832rollin for AMX
its pouring down proper out there
>no rizz
NORRIS SLIPPED, AAAAAAAAAA CANCEL THE WEEKEND
thank you for enjoying the contractually obligated running'your refund will NOT be processed
>>158517832>>158517847rolling for lulu
Dear god imagine ollie bearman's helmet
>pre ground effect era>just put on full wets and we'll race>ground effect era>too much spray, can't race in these conditions>get rid of ground effect>OMG THINK OF THE SPRAY, WE CAN'T RACE IN THESE CONDITIONS
>>158517832COME ON GOBLANDO
narg, you're not supposed to reveal the toto golden shower parties in public
Put them out on wets and put every team that refuses into the Microondas.Cam on, Brazil.
Let em fucking race. The drivers choose how fast the car goes, if they crash it's their fault.I don't care if we see 3 minute laps.
>10 minutes
>should we reward the drivers with the most daring and skill? no, stop the sessionso fucking gay. why do I watch this
damn Brazil why you have to be so green and full of life
This isn't even strong as the core from 20 minutes ago, and it will get stronger still in the next 5-10 minutesFIA pls
What's going onWhy aren't they driving
what does he even do
>based AMX didnt even get wet
F1 /biz/ idea: there should be a set of regulations where the cars are designed with suction fans at the bottom to produce 20% less downforce of clear racing for such heavy aquaplaning conditions
>>158517832roll for shamilton
It has never been more over
>>158517882>picme rn
FUCK OFFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW8u4nFyF3A
>>158517888Probably worried 15 cars will just die because of "software problems".
>>158517882Indian cat
where's KMAG when you need him
>>158517832dubs and its goblando, trips and its hamilwog
>>158517832Rolling for stroll
>>158517903jeez i didn't even consider that the cars probably would just refuse to drive
>>158517832rolling for chuck lecuck
>>158517889¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>158517832Rolling for Câmara
There would be no Senna in modern F1 because he wouldn't have been allowed to show his skill in the wet conditions
>>158517899Lol I watched that yesterday. I disagree with more sprint races.
this sport is so fucking gay jesus christ"best drivers in the world" my ass, if thatd be the case theyd be out there driving. If they think its too dangerous to go fast, go slow. If they think its too dangerous to drive at all, then stay in the garage and let the reserve driver drive your car you pussy ass bitchall of this to not make women, gays and nons uncomfortable
>>158517933Oh shit oh fuck
>>158517889Planning on his retirement this year by how things are going.
holding out hope for at least some wet qualijust enough to maybe shake up the grid order or who gets into q2/q3
>>158517933winrar
>>158517889money laundering
I swear this shit is the most faggot ass gay assfucking shit.If its too dangerous, make them go 1 by 1 and just sort the order like that.Drive as fast as you dare and risk crashing the car or drive slowly and hope others fuck upIt would go through the qualifications faster than just waiting and hoping for the rain to stop
>sunset in 3 hoursit's over, quali tomorrow
>cars are safer than ever>don't race in the rain anywaygay
At this point, just have traction and abs be allowed in these conditions that they're too pussy to attack
Might as well bring CGI full wets
nice bird
Gay
Tero
QUERO QUERO!
Quero-Quero cam kino
>>158517933Why did you do it
Do you chuds really want to put the drivers' lives at risk?
bird
>>158517967cars are so expensive and complicated, that nobody wants crash themmeanwhile in 1999https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXy2SCM2O-M
chuaaaaaaaa
I need a Quero-quero gif, STAT!
>>158518006posicion para fernandoand penal for haas, posicion para fernando
>Reverse 3">Get a penaltyCringe
i love birds :)
>>158518013Then drive slowly and get a lap in
>>158518009kill them all except the good ones
>>158518010He WILL fuck you up if given the opportunity
>>158517889wuzzat
>>158518009unironically yes
>>158518002I don't want to say memes.But memes.
STILL WE RISE NIGGERS
We had a good run, now time to move Brazil GP to India
>>158518006that's the edit, this is the original >>158517742
>>158518009Yes, that's the point of motorsports
>>158518009yesI want the faggy drivers to go slow and careful and the cool drivers to drive fast and dangerousI hate the FIA equalizing for this shit, commie ass tranny fed
>>158518009They're paid millions upon millions to drive the cars.The drivers in the 70s were racing for 1//100 of what these faggots are paid and would they would beat up the race directors if they even brought up the option to cancel the session
>>158518009yeah, thats what theyre being paid for
That wasnt english
>>158518052sexo
>>158518009they already are, so might as well
Rain should be stopping any moment now, if not already stopped. then 10 minute break and a rain return for 40 min more.Rain fully stopped here again
>>158517577Aino?
>>158518009yes
>>158516274>brazil now
reprimand?they are cheatingi recall once that a car cheated to go first on the queue, that gave him the advantage of having clean air and was penalized
>>158518074what do you know?
>>158518009yes, shut up and d(r)i(v)e
>it's a two hour podcast with no cars on track episode
>brazilian gp>see fan crowd>no mamacitas
F1 /biz/ idea: have a car that has a grid penalty beyond the grid size stay stationary at the start of a race for 0.25s for every car position it has reached beyond. So extremes like 60-grid penalty is 15s stationary
>>158518080caralho
>>158518068cheaters
>>158517611Can't blame em for being angry. Half of them are all inbred or muslim.
She is too powerful...
>>158518080I don't believe trannies should top. It's just wrong.
>track a little wet>CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL>park the cars until the rain stops>bullshit nothing happens for another 30 minutes so the track can dry up>AND LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE SLURPfuck this gay ass fucking ''''''''''''''sport''''''''''''''
>>158518102useless goddess...
>>158518009If they die, it's a skill issue
>>158518105what are you talking about
ollie is a wet boy
it's already inters conditions but they'll wait another 30 minutes
live twink sipping
>>158518085I got interested in genshin again, snezhnaya looks good
>>158518107For real if they just started as soon as the rain stops or stays at a light drizzle it would still be good
>>158518111
if they die, they die
guys fgimi is the youngest wdc!!!!!!!!!!
Send them out on full wets now.
chile bros...
>is that the flag of cuba
Calling us cubans is disgusting, I hate you americans so much. Kill yourselves.
>>158518080Kim and Loois "honeymoon"
The medical car can go full throttle all round or close to it but the babbies can't use wet weather tyres. FFS. oldfags now remember when they'd race regardless and just drive slower. Fucking cunts. Bring back Spa 98, the new cars can handle it and are safer. Fuck these liberty and that FIA arab niggerrigging a sport that used to be considered the elite of the elite.
>>158518105I've bottomed for a tranny escort one time and it was amazing, the experience was so great I almost turned gay
>>158518157You're also American, baka.
>>158518152Really offensive for texans
>>158518105truthgive me a permasoft one-two incher or give me death
hate the rain slurphate the muralthat's it for now
>>158518107It's not a little wet.
>>158518152>>158518157oh i thought it was puerto rico
MASSA SPOTTED
massa bros... we are back>>158518152thats tejas
>>158518157LA VIDA ES UNA LENTEJA
