>Lap:#8616>Countdown to Bunda GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>158519502>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:234>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:244 (243 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 380 (+15)VER: 261 (+25)HAM: 259 (+18)RUS: 250 (+8)LEC: 245 (+12)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 630 (+23)Ferrari: 504 (+30)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 382 (+25)McLaren Mercedes: 365 (+16)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 108 (+2)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 1,263.16 (+82.47)HAM: 976.62 (+62.34)NOR: 955.69 (+66.88)>News:Qualifying: NOR RUS* ANT LEC* LAW HUL HAD BEA ALO ALB HAM* PIA CAM LIN SAI VER* COL GAS STR BOT PER BOR
gimi
H4LK
>>158520976>George waited 9 years to give the WDC to the wrong driver
>Hulk starts P4
N
>naomi schniff and land of norizzinstantly muted
smiley giraffe :)
Alonso has the stare again
>I WANTED TO BE P1
lawgod
good result for Alonso there
I WAS FORCASTED P1
Is this really the thread? Shouldnt the new thread be of norris pole(unfortunately)?
my friend's name is rafael toohe's armenian
>>158520976you too have know loss, and that loss torments you still
Its insane how Toto told George to stop his pole lap so he wouldn't expose Kimi as a car baby who can't drive in the wet. Death to Mercedes
the raped
>>158521034who?
BRAZILIAN IN THE WALL
>congratulations to Norris!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>158521034we are focusing on the more important outcome of qualifying.
narb raped narg desuthey're both dogshit drivers carried by a rocketship
>>158521034nowries pole matters less than narb not pole
Shouldn't be legal to broadcast a man's rape globally
the absolute state
Why are you thinking about gay rape? Are you gay? That is odd word to describe f1 season.
he's holding the tears
>>158521053aesthetic
>"George, you're P2"i feel bad for this britbongwhat a shit team lmao
>>158521070crime and policing was only concerned about violence against women
>no one mentioning ps3 being out in q2you losers thought he would be a wdc. hahahahhahahahahaha
If you're not thinking in these terms, you don't know F1. Read a book and get back to me.
>>158521080He consistently beats Kimi when his car actually works.Amazing how his car no longer breaks down after Kimi won the championship.
>>158521068The Mercedes hasn't been the best car for the last few races now.
>>158521076rape is /f1/ culture
>>158521080a man can only take so much rapingbut little does he know, the worst is yet to come
>>158521076You should go to /pw/ for some real gay rape.
>Fernando Alonso is the first driver aged 45+ to secure P10 or better in qualifying since Juan Manuel Fangio in 1958>Fangio: P8 in France 1958>Alonso: P8 in Brazil 2026
>>158521036why does the punished gasly edit mogg the rest?
>>158521080He knows they'll never allow him to win in Mercedes.What's worse is, no other team in contention for wins has need for a #1 driver. So his career is basically fucked.
no pics of naomi?
>>158521034It should, but these bitch niggas would cry too much
>>158521097reminds me of last year with piastri
>>158521105Pretty scary that there are many men out there like this french gentleman.
>>158521071>fast driver>good racecraft>balls>but cursed by mediocre consistency and inability to act under pressure>combination of balls and aversion to pressure create even more inconsistency, which in turn creates more pressure, which creates more inconsistency, repeatnarb is stuck in a positive feedback loop of suck
>>158521097How do you know when it works or not?
>>158521110we are going even deeper
>>158521105Kek, I still remember this thread, and have the memes from it saved somewhere in my effwan folder.
>>158521108americanon, can you please explain to me where the meme of kevin nash getting raped comes from? I still dont understand it to this day, Ill even post my rarest gimi as thanks
>>158521105lmao based
>>158521110HAM will probably mog that soon
Reminder that Lando is one of the best wet drivers.
Who called him “Albono”? Did I read that right?
>>158521124Yes, once they fixed the suspension Lando btfo ps3 last year
Lawdaddy bodied those shitters King of the wetness
>>158521156think different
>>158521156counterpoint: sochi 2021
>>158520995go home old man!
>>158520948
>>158520948same energy
>>158521156trvth /f1/ cannot handle>>158521173that was a pit call not driving skill issue
>>158521179He's not a puppet.
>>158521163is tsolov stealing his seat?
yeah he's a muppet
>>158521179>>158521184nice
>>158521184>>158521179Penguinmind
>>158521190neither a real boy
>>158521110Did they finally get a new engine supplier? How did the Aston’s not break down ?
>>158521105good times
JIG JIG JIGhttps://jigex.com/dg5Cwzhttps://jigex.com/dg5Cwzhttps://jigex.com/dg5Cwz
>>158521192Camara, a literally better driver than Tsolov crashed the fuck out in Q2
>>158521213rain is a plebfilter
>>158521156
>>158521213Your engine can't overheat if its freezing cold outside.
>>158521144There was a guy named Wolfie on /asp/ who practically worshiped Kevin Nash. I got to such an annoying degree that anons made up the story of Nash being raped by a gang of blacks in the sweltering Summer of 1992 to fuck with him. It ended up spinning out of control with Kevin Nash himself acknowledging it due to a viral Facebook post of picrel. Not only that but the spam drove Wolfie crazy and he started making posts about Bryan Danielson being raped by blacks / assaulting his infant child. The whole thing ahs taken on a life of it's own.
>>158521213Aston are not terrible on the windier tracks (see Hungary and Netherlands). Plus it's a wet session that slows everything down.
>>158521223his car was much better than the camposplus camara doesnt had an old mafioso sending debt collectors to his house
>>158521179>>158521184wonderful
>>158520995>mfw watching effone in 2026
>half of the top car drivers get grid penalties>NARB gets sabotaged>WAOW! Norris is so good in the rain!!
>>158521220dude i cant fucking believe it, the soccer firewall is blocking even this
ayrton senna's McLaren is on display at my local detaining shop.It's crazy how small these cars are.
>>158521245He acknowledged he was raped?
>>158521179>>158521184kek
>>158520886don't, he's a br*t
>inb4 norizz thinks different on Turn 1 tomorrow
>>158521278This shit should carry over into the race results and next races
>>158521287'friad so (he denied being raped and denounced the post but I think he later joked about it on his podcast once)
>>158520886¡this is the enemy and is here on its knees!
>>158521286Similar side pods to the Audi
Who is this Lando Norris? Never heard of him before.
Camara drank the wrong kind of tea.
bro is shellshocked
>Pole sitter, Regenmeister, World Champion, battering teammates and Aussies for almost 10 years. Suck my dick. I'm Lando fucking Norris.~Confucius
>>158521286I mean what else does a car need? Just a few cable and an engine. Modern cars are bloated to the brim with electronics that serve no purpose.
>>158521338What is Vinny doing racing in F1?
>>158521286you just fat, a regular human fits there
>>158521338part of the mster plan to get that F2 title
>>158521245If multiple black men raped you, you could die. Internal bleeding would be massive.
I want a punished Russell to win the title in 27 tbqh
Narb?NARB
>raining cats and dogs>kino AMX, HULK, MAGIC purple pole laps>rains less>semenslurping mclaren/mercedes pole lapsI'm nooooticing
>>158521363im going to rape you, you son of a bitch
>>158521360Your women seem to be handling it fine with the muslim gangs. Curious.
bossman, the contract...
>>158521360how did muhammad survive the zut then?
HE MADE THE CALL
>>158521373>ignores Q1 result for his head canonnoted
>>158521292What's wrong with brits?
>>158521220am i meant to see an image or is it just the imgur content is not available pic
>>158521373amx would still be on pole if had stayed out
>>158521245lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo, thanks for the info anon. Whenever I asked somewhere else, they gave me a non answer, thanks for clearing that up! Heres your gimi!
>>158521388jajajaj ive seen that around, real or meme? sometimes you cant tell with these peoplethese fucking kids
>>158521055Truly the most iconic combo
>>158521382You are not white>>158521388Did not happen
>>158520976>>Lap:>#86168615
>>158521161Ruslel did, yes
>>158521384find another team kiwi cunt, I want to see what tsolov can do
>>158521384>fred durst hairdo and facial hair>in 2026wow, no tv/internet in oceania?
>>158521407gimi for ants
*glass shatters*
>>158521401
>>158521373It started raining more in Q3.
>>158521437ok no wonder its so difficult for me
>>158521401jajajjajaja>>158521445the first lap,t eh one that counted, was the driest, it doesnt matter if after that it rained more
>>158521360this isn't true, my fiancee was raped by 4 black men and she's perfectly fine now, we're getting married next summer
>>158521411>>158521409I’m pretty sure it’s in the Quran
>>158521384I'll give you a call should ever run out of decent midfielders.
>>158521034medshitters and abduls would split the thread again
>>158521435What is he looking at?
>>158521466>rapedanon...
>>158521475his old contract decisions
What's his fucking problem?
>>158521475is that scene from the movie interstelar, when the guy is in the pass, telling himself to not make the tripit shows that alonso has regrets about not killing ron the drunk denis when he has the chance
>>158521496he saw how corrupt f1 really is
>>158521496Pegged too hard by Lili
>>158521496>oscar has gone out in Q2
>>158521524Lily only does CBT
>>158521220the pic just flew off to the left for mesite's fucked today for some reason
genuinely how do they proceed here?there is zero basis to drop lawson but also none for saarvid
hopefully he still remembers how to turn off hulk's car by flicking rocks at it
>>158521576even digits they keep lolson, odds they keep saarviddubs and they both get binned
>>158521576EZ>buy shares in Caddy>boot bottas>put basedloft there
>>158521576chudson should find another team, racing bulls is a babysitting team and he's grownif they really want to do something funny they can eject the raging fr*nch autist
>>158521559So oscar can not have children....that shit fucks up your balls
>>158521602cognitive behavioural therapy anon, what were you thinking of?
>>158521286That's also some 1970s F1 cars as well.It's crazy how inefficient everything is on those.
lawson to mclarenthere's no reason to keep ps3, he's getting blown the fuck out by his teammate, name slipped my mind
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KW3tL6xYag
according to someone, Alpine went out with their dry setup because they expected for Brasil to not be raining
>>158521618I remember Alan Jones saying the best way to make the racing in F1 better would be to ban the front wings to force the teams to focus more on grip/engine power instead of aeroAlso made the point about how no road cars have them
>>158521644Race is in dry
why did narb ask his engineer if he should back off
>Lance Stroll has been eliminated in Q1 in half of his Formula 1 Races>eliminated in Q1 - 106 times>made it to Q2 - 106 times
>>158521546
>>158521670this season aston was only not a q1 car in 1 maybe 2 races
weak mind vs strong mind
>>158521670He might tie Alboreto for the most DNFs in a season tomorrow
jorj doing so poorly that he can't even afford food for his gf
>>158521698on the one hand i want to see how brown she is, on the other i dont want to have ouuuuh posters in my general>>158521718JUMPSCARE
>>158521718fucking nightmare fuel man wtf
edd
nice jig
>>158521635Frustration. Unfortunately that means he still has some hope. We can fix this.
>>158521424Lose to camara? A shitter
>>158521749how is it possible to be a billionaire and still be obese
>>158521776his car was much better than the campos, and tsolov have been fighting alonsos debt collectors
>>158521411see, this is how i know you're the indog, you'd otherwise have no reason to be offended by such comments concerning your warlord-sexpest-prophet
>>158521749did Edd eat Notch
>>158521718gross and dangerous
>>158521409it's real
abhorrent sequence of br*tish threads
>>158521698
>>158521847grimi
>>158521345250kg heavier than what they should weigh (current weight 768kg with no fuel)https://las-motorsport.com/f1/blog/f1-cars-size-comparison-dimensions-by-era/17226/
so, did piastri get shafted by the camaramacaco red flag because race direction cancer decided not to throw the red flag and not wait like they do with hamilkek because hamilkek was in the pit?
>>158521670in f1 people expect every driver to have 80% q3 appearances and 20% race wins and 1 or two championships
I forgot to ask, americanon, if youre still here, why does /asp/ not show up on the home board? And why is it, from my pov, pretty much dead? Did it do something similar to /qa/ or what?
>>158521749wonder if he regrets moving to texas after it went blue since thats the reason why he left california kekekek
>>158521873We should have stayed with the ground effect cars until the v8s.
>>158521846>saw
>>158521846lmao thats crazyjajajajajaja>>158521878i think that oscar did his last lap before the red
>>158521286>>158521618that belongs to richard griotlike it says on the intake cover, it's mp4/7-7, the 1992 monaco winner
>>158521881stroll is long overdue the boot from the gridyou can't argue against thathe was barely in the points with a 2nd-3rd fastest car while his teammate was on the podiums
>Lewis ahead of Max despite having a larger grid penaltyhuh
The rape must continue. Might as well lock in NARB for the most exposed of Brazil.
>>158521878He might just suck at this F1 thing
>Lawson has already signed a contract for 2027>it's to present for Sky Sports *monkey paw uncurls*
>>158521918grid drop calculations depend on qualifying position before penalties are applied
>>158521918we could have had lawgod and hvlkenberg front start, but because of that faggot race director deciding to not delay q3 by 5 minutes more, we have this shit now
>>158521546bet she has a gigantic penis
>>158521338that's just him being crosseyedhe needs glasses...>>158521929you're homosexual
>>158521937if he gets the boot, would you rather have him in caddy or waiting 1 season and hope for a better seat?
>>158521941>Lewis Hamilton received a 75-place grid penalty for exceeding his quota of power unit elements>Max Verstappen received a 30-place grid penalty for exceeding his quota of power unit elementsstill doesn't make sense to me, but doesn't matter, they're both rocketing all the way up the grid regardless
>>158521815the guy with the finnish flag is 100% abdul
>>158521644watsauce
>>158521946so penis is not a deal breaker, but a tattoo is, you weird man
>>158521968you forgot to attach a gigachad image
kinda wish the post above the spanish post was mexican so i can make my unfunny CUM joke
>>158521953this should be the result >>158521599but I think any driver would tell you that a shit seat is better than no seat. how many f1 drivers have come back after sitting a year or more out, not many.
>>158521956i hope they take each other out, that way chuck likely gets p2 in the championship. Ill be sad for amx, but anything for that uppity faggot to mald over losing his position
>>158521815>>158521957I am not muslim or even brown
>>158521918No idea who this Norris guy is, but apparently he still has a deent chance to overtake Rushle in the standings. Would be kinda funny.
>>158521670
>>158521997He is your 2025 season champion
>>158522019Kek. Good one.
>>158521984>how many f1 drivers have come back after sitting a year or more outyou mean apart from albon, ocon, bottas, perez, hulkenberg, and alonso? yeah not many
>>158522019I would've heard of it if it were true
>>158521995sounds like something someone who is both muslim and brown would say
>>158521576ive got a reason ofr them to drop the indian
>>158522019I think I'd remember it
>''How did you spend your time during the delay?''>>Max: ''Watching football, premier league. Different matches, the last one was Forest vs City.''>''I don't think the people at home can imagine you waiting for a session and that you're calmly watching Nottingham Forest against Manchester City!''>>Max: ''I'm starting last anyway so it doesn't matter anyway!! I lost 12 hours of my life I'm never getting back!!!''
So far this been the worst f1 week I’ve been toIt’s a complete chaos. Today and yesterday there was no water at most sectors. They tried to design specific seats but they haven’t told anybody beforehand so you can imagine people that arrived sooner wouldn’t give up their places and that’s what exactly happened There are nowhere near enough transportation to the circuit I’ve never seen so many scalpers in my life. And they’re right next to the police that doesn’t do anything Most beverage was run out before quali started
>>158521956i think it should be>if above x places, you start from the back>if many drivers with similar "automatic from the back", time of application decides of their order if hamilton's engine replacement was announced earlier than amx's, then he starts above amx was it? people said they did it in quali/fp3
>>158522019never heard of him, is he the champion of some feeder series?
>luna fluxa crossdo spaniards really name their children things like this?
>>158522084i hope you niggas get a bukele tier politician who just starts executing criminals
>>158521360The more you know
>>158522085both changes of Hamilton's car were after Max's according to their documents
why does noone on the grid have a thicc gyal?
>>158522084cool it with racism
>>158522084Lula won again so you should be fine soon enough
>>158522124Liking fat women is low income mentality
>>158522102the tranny with whom i went to school had that name, very rare, and more from a rich family, her grandfather owns like 120 hotels, so i guess that it was a compromise with the mother, that is english, all the siblings have an english second name
>>158521918FIAMG
Turn! rev rev left!
>>158522084>There are nowhere near enough transportation to the circuithow? it's a course in the middle of suburban são paulo
>>158522160I don't think he meant women
>>158522160how is that? if you are poor you can buy enough food to sustain a fat bodythink about it
>>158522160
>>158521918it doesn't matter, he is going to buckbreak that black bastard like it's 2021 all over again
>>158522164you flubbed it m8
>>158522222>quintsit is known
>>158522160more like high T mentality
>>158522199Sustaining fat is cheap. A balanced diet with healthy ingredients is what costs you the most money per meal.
>>158522222checked
>>158522222
>just woke up>just saw the starting gridwhat the fuck is this lmao
>>158522222the numbers what does it mean>>158522226no, not the tranny, the girl i meant the tranny wasnt poor either, nice house and his uncle was tv presenter
NARB is going to keep having melties every time he's on the track from now on isn't he? He's a broken play thing and Toto doesn't need him any more.
>>158521918can't wait to see hvlk at p16 after lap 2 and then recover to a solid p11 finish tomorrow
>>158522265correct your statement
>>158522284how do you know that it wasnt female to male?
>>158521475the honda engine every season he didnt drive with it
>>158522316whats next, bigfoot was in your year?
>>158522159There are lots of green haired fatties as well. They’re likely Lula supports.It’s like I’m in hell.>>158522178That’s the thing. Until last year you’d have a bus/train every 2 or 3 minutes going to the circuit Now it’s like 10 or 15 minutes
>>158522325nah, i was the second boy to get facial hair
poor kid
>>158522362he just needs more time
>>158522358>i was the second boy to get facial
>>158522362Camara OUT Tabbonen:DDDD IN
>jamaican drinking hours again
It's time for /sp/ to admit he's a top 5 driver and in the fight for a top 3 spot.
>>158522343>Now it’s like 10 or 15 minutesyeah that's fukt. wouldn't chance getting raped with an uberjeet ride near the track either
>>158522424this'll happen two weeks after 'we' give hamilton the respect he deserves
>>158522424Max and Leclerc are the only drivers in F1 I actually rate, I don't think being top 3 or top 5 is that impressive when everyone can just grind in the sim until they're competent I think the older guys like Hulkenberg and Alonso and Hamilton are a lot better than "top" talent like Russell or Antonelli or Norris
Hirakawa would've gotten pole
>>158522424who?
what's next for him?
>>158522475>when everyone can just grind in the sim until they're competentThat's exactly what Max and Lecrec do in their freetime, its how they got where they are. Everyone else is a shitter because they don't do sim racing.
>>158522528>I don't want to be P2, I want to be P1>I don't want to be a podium finisher, I want to be a race winner>I don't want to be at Williams, I want to be at Mercedes>I don't want to be a clio cup driver, I want to be an F1 driver
>>158522528>some of you guys are alright... don't come to the factory tomorrow...
The rain gives British drivers a 10% skill buff
>>158522475>Hamilton>a lot better thanKek.
>>158522558>>I don't want to be a clio cup driverhe has 0 chance at that
>>158522424>topby your webm, he is clearly a bottom
CUMARA OUT
>>158522475>Max top 1>and Leclerci used to think he was easily in the top 2, but old man Hamilton has been Leclerc-tier this year>Hulkenberg and Alonso and Hamiltonthey're all past their prime, especially AlonsoNorizz is>very fast over one lap>has great tyre management>adaptable, he's good at low grip and high grip trackshe's not particularly great at wheel-to-wheel battles, but that's it
>>158522446That’s what I’m doing right now lolBy train I’d take 3 hours to reach my hotel (it’s still raining)By uber it’s taking me 1.30h (r$100 - ~20USD)I should have sold my tickets last week fuggg
>>158522475Kimi is already better than Charles.
>>158522605>by your webm, he is clearly a bottomservice top
>>158522721fucking hell
>>158522721If he did it to a female he would get in trouble.
>>158522421thats all hours
>>158522362Camara not ready for f1, neither is tsolov
>pole was ours for the taking
why did Max forfeit the quali?>muh save the tyresas if the race would ever go through on full wets. in the worst condition they'll be starting on inters, go a lap, red flag and wait for it to dry
>>158522745he's a top and that guy is his bottom (one of many)compare that to Piastri's reaction, now this is the reaction of a straight man realizing the gay top wants his bunda
>>158522902Fraudstappen mind broken by Lawdaddy
>>158522902Because why waste your time? He doesn't enjoy racing under Liberty Media.
>drinking alcohol after hitting 25yolol
>>158522902because akcjar could not make it
George Russell. Rape. Two ideas inseparable from one another.
>>158523000why did you hit her
>>158523010George has never been raped before.
>>158523065you can't prove he wasn't
>>158522820>If he did it to a female he would get in trouble.don't worry about that, he knows better
>>158522528Eternally raped with the promise of "next season will be different" held just out of reach.
>>158523098does this mean we're getting a colapodium?
>>158522902No reason to. Can't even give your teammate a tow, because that would be a shower instead.
>>158521788i don't see the correlation between those 2if anything, being filthy rich would encourage me to live voraciously
>>158523169either that or he'll wipe it up against the wall again
>>158523199unlimited supply of ozempic, unlimited supply of dieticians all to prolong your billionaire life
>>158523065...before 2026.
>>158523218and unlimited supply of all types of food, drinks and desserts
does this hurt the car
>>158523249you'll try everything that isn't a repackaged, convergent evolution of the same dish (shawarma vs kebab vs gyros as an example) after maybe a year and that's if you're eating something new every day 3 times a day
>>158523286hurt its feelings :'(
>only crashers today were the brasilianoswhat did interlagos mean by this? why do they want to challenge us for the worst home driver curse?
>>158523286Most offroaded Audi Q5 ever
>>158523379you now remember ruben's dnfs kek
>>158523286i bet this feels good as fuck for the heat exchangers
>>158522528second ever "mental fatigue" retirement
Russell no!
>leclerc's time to shine now that his bull is starting back>p5lmfaojust demote this shitter to the status of hadjar/linblad to max
>>158523605>p5yeah
>>158522222oh hell yes
AND ALONSO IS THROUGH TO THE Q3
don't forgetcarmilton senna'd tomorrowI saw it in a dream
>>158523743Its going to be a shitshow tomorrow
>hammo trying to play mind games with leclerclol lmao
>>158524068>
>>158524068bianca will be browner thankx to her mejican mother
>>158524068
>>158524068Holy fuck.Yeah, gonna be gooning
>>158524144
change your ways habibiallah will not find this funny
>>158524203allah doesn't like your kind
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>158524370pineapple on pizza is not that serious
>>158524370allah is fine with gays though. muhammad isn't.muhammad is not the most reliable messenger.
>>158524387crimes against food are the least of your concerns
>yfw you remember gimi
>>158524477literally a cheap pear and prosciutto
I rate boobens over senner, and so should you
>>158524387tying you over a Ackee tree and beating your ass with a wet rope is not that serious either
>>158524569Cut?
>>158524624im not your daughter
>>158524651kek forgot about that
>>158521931>I DON'T NEED TO RESPECT MY TEAMMATE'S POSITION BECAUSE I'M CHARLES LECLERC>I DON'T NEED TO CARE ABOUT CUTTING A CORNER BECAUSE I'M CHARLES LECLERC >I DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT PENALTIES BECAUSE I'M CHARLES LECLERC >I DON'T NEED TO REJOIN SAFELY BECAUSE I'M CHARLES LECL--
>>158524387>>158524477Pineapple is actually one of very few ingredients that can be considered traditional:Pizza Margeritha featured tomatoes, mozzarella and basil from the very beginning. That's the categories fruit, cheese and herbs.Since fruits are allowed, that means that pineapple, but also oranges, bell-peppers, melons, strawberries, peanuts, kiwis and so on are perfectly fine pizza toppings. As for cheeses and herbs, I don't think I need to elaborate.Things that are non-traditional and should be absolute no-gos: Meat, fungi, grain, pasta.Whether different kinds of non-fruit vegatables should be allowed is debatable. It depends on how strictly and tightly you stick to the fruit-subcategory and whether you think that the tomato should represent more than just it.
>>158524839Shut the fuck up ChatGPT
people really just post computer vomit on main
Wonder if Naomi schiff has a coin slot pussy
>>158524846>ChatGPTYou really think that people need to ask AI to come to obvious conclusions?
>>158524924Yes
>>158525047That makes you a fool.
>>158524068why ai likes to give eyebags?
this is some weird copeit was obviously generated
And? You're generated by your da and ma but we still tolerate you..
generate a quick end for yourself
>Jamaican thinks that any sentence using correct grammar and punctuation must be AI-generated
>>158525299dont get uppity in here and start using capital letters with me you rude cunt dont pass your place
>>158525383Suckyamudda
>>158525403https://youtu.be/m5TIDDx57-0
Get some rest, /f1/. You look tired
>still no actual explanation why Ocon was kicked so swiftly out of Haasthey're really keeping this one under wraps, not even a rumor other than the fight that was denied
>>158525467if hes employed in the uk it likely has to go to tribunal so nobody is speaking before that
>>158525467they were really just looking for an excuse to get him out of the seat to let camara race
>>158525467Battery issues.
>>158525467A Brazilian bank offered Haas a bunch of money to put Camera in early so they came up with a flimsy excuse to get rid of him
>>158525467>the fight that was deniedBy Ocon
>I DIDN'T WANT TO BE P2
>>158525467Rumors say he was dicking down Laura... Creampies for everytime he finshed outside the top10..
>>158525643TAKE MY SOUL LAURA
>>158524068Who molested you?
>>158526075>so if Max does it to me it's okay, but if I do it to my race engineer it's a huge deal all of a sudden t. Occon
>>158526075slop enhanced
>>158523169NoBut his redflag will give Aston Martin a double podium
good night, I wont be able to watch the race tomorrow with you guys.
>>158526738id pour one out but you know....
This needs to be investigated
>>158526789notedno further investigation because its practice you donkey
>>158526789Agreed. Heineken needs to be investigated.Fuck that shit.
indog on his germworm vpn
>>158526075I genuinely think ocon is some sort of sociopath, he always acted so calm and well mannered in interviews but you always heard of other drivers saying he was an absolute dick
>>158527307falsecomplaint is he was a degenerate on track only
>>158527307Or he's just an arsehole with PR training. Just like your average CEO or politician out there.
>>158526916You may actually have legit schizophrenia. You accused me of being indog before, now you're accusing some germ. Hard to accept that some people might see Chinletstappen Jew for what he is? A fake manufactured pseudo champion and a whiney enuch sounding pussy manlet?He's not really a good driver. Put him against a teammate that won't get sabotaged and will get the same treatement from the garage and he will be exposed hard.
>>158526826I just watched blue velvet for the first time and I can honestly say that the racecraft shown by Frank and Mike were substandard
Gimi
>>158527459we dont reply to you because we cba to remember which side the red goes
>>158527549real?
>poland defending germanycucked to death
>>158527570>>polandsurely you aren't that gullible to fall for>akshually I am not the mindraped guy, I just sound similar
>>158527709Zamknij tam pizdę.
>>158527722Tidak ada yang percaya padamu, anjing.
crisps hour
>>158527742Nie rozmawiam w językach robactwa. A teraz wypierdalaj ojebać obrzezaną pyte j*wstappena.
>>158527770cope, banci
>>158527786You are the one coping with reality. Fake FIA champion that has to have 2 teams on the grid to help him out, with fucking team orders even. Cheating brakes, cheating suspension, cheating engine, FIA granted safety cars, car that's built around him and him only, whines and moans, complains in his faggy voice 24/7. Not to mention that Redbull is pretty much j*wish in spirit. That dicksucking of that chinlet fag has to be some form of PSYOP. You can't possibly be that retarded.
>>158527821there's no point in denying your obvious vpn tricks when you were bumping your own dead troll threaddidn't read btw
>>158527709He's Polish or Indian, there was a Patel posting under that flag a while ago
my honest reaction on bag 3 of crisps
how do we fix him?
>>158527885you can'the's broken beyond repair, wholly uncompetitive to that guy who's his teammate even on his "best" tracks
>>158527885put him down
>>158526916He swapped to his Polish one.
>>158527840Nie ma żadnego vpn pojebany ruski śmieciu.
my honest reaction to jamaica still being alive
>>158527885FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC FUCK FAT ZAC WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU BACK YOUR DRIVER WHO IS 100 POINTS AHEAD
>>158527932czy to mówisz sobie przed snem? wwwww
>>158527942
>>158527945papaya rules
>>158527952Zła składnia. Możesz sobie spierdalać z google translate.
>>158528098read >>158527840
>>158527885Replace with Lawson
Why don't people respect LAWGOD?
>>158528147I thought about it, but being a reserve driver high up on the list for 2028 shake-up might be a lot more favorable than being a designated bottas for loriss or whatever the guy's calledand if he thinks he can be #1 in mclel, boy is he a retard
>>158527459ƃɐlɟ pǝpoɔ ƃopui
>>158528112Second one is my post. Your point? I could post my ID, but I've been on 4chan since 2007 and I'm not as retarded as Maxine fangirls are. I'm costantly shitting everywhere on Max and it's well deserved, he's a piece of chinlet shit.
every post I don't like is indog. simple as.
>>158524068>turn beautiful man into a woman with AI>get beautiful woman>turn "beautiful" slav woman into a man with AI>get some balding ps3 looking slav goblinoI'm noticing
>>158528273>beautiful man?
>>158528273the well is poisoned
>>158528244Anon, you can throw a tantrum for the next 1000 years and you'll still won't be able to convince people that you aren't a deranged retard.
>>158528288
>>1585281592many retards
>>158528374>>158528388But ... that's just Max.
>>158528399>that's just Max
>>158528301Redbull and Max cheating was literally proven. AD21 as much as I hate neekeri was rigged and the rules were broken in favour of the chinlet jew. His whining and moaning is well recorded. Maybe you are deranged here.
>>158528428Rules are rules for a reason. F1 used to be about who is the fastest, without cheating constantly. Modern F1 is scripted WWE type of shit. And Max is a paper fake champion.
this (you)?
>>158528159He would expose Fraudstappen if they gave him an actual equal car
>>158528452they gave him an equal car in multiple races this season and he performed about as good as hadjar
I take it back this guy rules
Fernando is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?
>>158521956I always thought that those big number over 22 grid drops are there because it depends order when multiple drivers have full grid drop, so the one having bigger grid drops is behind. So it would be Lewis behind Max.
>>158528530Alonso was a cheating cuck as well. He spent majority of his career in the midfield without the illegal Renault. He cried for safety car when he couldn't pass Petrov. That's why Max and him are buddies, both whiney cheating subhumans.
>>158528700>Petrovhis car was a fucking straight line bullet to be fair
Yeah, what and idiot! Closing the door from the outside. I mean, we had a mega start but this guy only knows how to drive and start in first.
>>158528448>>158528522He sucks neekeri dick too much, so no. Mercedes dominance was also scripted WWE shit. They used the negro to push woke bullshit and gain views among mentally ill community.
how many drivers do you guys think will be mutts by 2040
>>158528744How many aren't mutts now?
>>158528744>noriss, hamilton, albon, piastri, linbladWe're at 5/22 now so I'm guessing at least double that
>>158528764hadjar and stroll
>>158528764>norissthis never fails to crack me uphe's so ugly
>>158528771hadjar is pure nafri and stroll is pure jew
>>158528779>stroll is pure jewStroll is at least 50% shit.
i can't wait to watch f1 in 2040 just to see all the insane specimens that'll be walking around making the sport a hundred times more entertaining. like giant bulbheaded yakubian somalian mechanics forgetting to put the brakes on cars, peruvian-ecuadorian blockhead race strategists trying to communicate with ancient incan gods to predict the weather and of course the amazing octoroon modern NBA player-phenotype drivers crashing and perishing every few races
>>158528802It won't be around that long since this season is AI scripted and AI controlled already. It's dead, bury it.
>>158528802this sounds ten times more entertaining than what we have now so no way it comes to passthings never get better, only worse
>>158528808>>158528813
>totally mixed up grid>probably rainwow this race is gonna be fucking kino for about 5 laps before everyone settles back into their proper positions
>>158528785unlike hamilton who's literally complete and utter shit
It's possible that Herta will be even worse than Saargeant
does anything in f1 cars trickle down to road cars anymore
>>158528877yeah sure, MGU-Ks and AI-controlled driving mode algorithms are all the rage in small family hatchbacks these days
>>158528877yeah bro the adaptive brake/tyre cooling system that mcclaren used is in my toyota corolla
Daily reminder Fraudstappen is now on 2 fyi. Literally the world red bull driver
so who will tell him?
its an obvious troll just ignore him.
>>158528917You do it. I already spent too much effort on that indo last week. I deserve a break.
>>158522213Kek
How's your latest meal brehs? Right now I got two ribeye steaks with a baked potato and two bottles of red wine, one before I eat and one during/after.
>>158528975I haven't eaten food outside of snacks in three days
>>158528982Treat yourself to something nice when you're able to. I'd be having this during the race if I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
>>158528902Will Lawson get his seat back if he finishes P1 tomorrow?
>>158528975>two bottles of red wineJust because it's wine, that doesn't mean you're not an alcoholic, anon.
>>158529004William Lawson, MLC (2 June 1774 – 16 June 1850) was a British soldier, explorer, land owner, grazier and politician.[1] In 1800, he migrated to Sydney, New South Wales, and from 1819, he served as the commandant of the Bathurst, New South Wales region, and from 1843, he served as a member of the New South Wales Parliament.[2]In 1813, Lawson pioneered the first successful crossing of the Blue Mountains by British colonists, along with Gregory Blaxland and William Wentworth, and they discovered inland pastures that fuelled the colony's economic growth thereafter.[3][4][5]
>>158529008Oh I'm 100% an alcoholic. My mom used to drink beer to bring the milk in so I've been getting wasted since I was shitting my pants in an acceptable circumstance.
>>158529009Damn even the kiwi driver is just an Australian derivative.
>>158529029just like the USA is a European derivative
>>158529037Fair, fair.
>>158529004since minardi is just a second seat academy, noand for someone in his rookie year coming up against a three-year driver, saarblad is not that far off from him anyway
I THINK I'M CUTEI KNOW I'M P3I'VE GOT THE LOOKSTHAT DRIVES THE CAR WILD
>>158529009/cric/ humour, in MY /f1/ ?!
WE ARE CHARLES LECLERCWE CARRY THE FLAMEWE RUIN OUR TEAMMATES CHANCESFOR NO APPARENT GAIN
>>158529057it's more likely than (you) think
>>158529060There's always gain from sabotaging blacks, just ask the CIA.
if Lawson is gone for 2027 then this guy will be my driver
>>158529060>>158529068Wait now that I think about it, it probably made thinks worse. Disregard this post.
>>158528802By 2040 people will be racing in auto simulators.
>>158529089They just shut that down
>>158529060>how dare lekek magically drag his teammate off-track with him in a cornerRight, anon. Which bongpress article did you fall for?
So did Max, Lewis, and Checo need to draw straws to see who goes ahead of the other?
Unpopular opinion:Leclerc is holding Ferrari back. Ferrari with Antonelli and Sir Hamilton would dominate and win everything
>>158529105
>>158529105Nah Ferrari need clear #1 and #2 drivers. Hamilton and Bearman or Leclerc and Camara are much better team compositions
why keep changing vpns to say the exact same thing
>>158523286looks like early ai image to mock indians
maybe it's time for shamilton to be the bottas
>>158529105>Leclerc is holding Ferrari back.many are saying this
>>158529098>implying this hasn’t been happening consistently all seasonWe are not that many races removed from Chuck pushing ham out in T1 and then immediately binning his own car a few laps later
What has lecuck achieved in his 9 years as Ferrari first driver And his fans will still tell you heh… he just needs more time…
>>158529133>And his fans will still tell you heh… he just needs more time…And post his ugly rat dog
>>158529133he raped shamilton
>>158529133>What has lecuck achieved in his 9 years as Ferrari first driverBringing a lot of w*men into the Tifosi, the fucking bastard.
>>158529101they could schedule a dicksucking abduls contest
Oppressed by the clock-jew yet again...
>>158529163I don't really take your posts that seriously because I'm about 95% certain they were typed by Indian hands. My hatred for hindus is the only thing that can triumph over my dislike for Hamboneton.
>>158521698>Hamilton a on a full PR offensive because he wants to be made the #1 driver>Leclerc just chilling knowing he can’t be made the #2 driver per his contract
>>158529175I'm waking up at 8pm nice and early for a 9pm race. I might brew some tea to go along with breakie.
Hamilton looks like #2 and is a #2 driver
>>158529125Oh, it has been happening for year: Hamilton pushing his teammate off or crashing into his teammate, then blaming him for it. Goes back to Alonso, peaked when he couldn't deal with Rosberg completely exposing him.
good visual representation of how much kwabmilton has been getting shit on (lecuck had mechanical issues in barcelona, monza and monaco)
>>158529197>lecuck had mechanical issues in barcelona, monza and monacoYes, mechanical issues straight into the barriers.
>>158529205due to brake issues
>>158529205mechanical issues straight into the podium is available only to verstappen
>>158529222checked for today's race
>>158529197wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
>>158522222>>158529222AMD AMX incoming
>>158529175get a fucking job you hippie
>>158529275no u
>>158529275Don't tell me what to do
>>158529275Any good offers in F1?Could I design a car for Cadillac or be a race strategist for Ferrari, perhaps?
>>158529363Do strategy at Aston, the engine will die before any decision matters
>>158529379Alonso will probably retire the car again for racing it too hard. I appreciate his Q3 effort but I know how this ends.
>>158529469>Alonso will probably retireNah, come on, an...>the car againOh. Yeah, sure.
since 2022 there have been 11 wet qualis, only 1 driver made it to all q3s
>>158529532Taki Inoue?
>>158529532
>>158529605rapist
>>158529532Norizz
>>158529613no, alo, norris is the second, only missing 1
since 2022, only one driver got shit on by ocon
>>158529363yea m8 just send me an email here - liam.lawson@ferrari.com
>>158529625To: liam.lawson@ferrari.comFrom: /f1/Win nigga, win!
>>158529616Oh good
>>158529606nothing wrong with liking a woman in spanx
>>158529833>>158529833>>158529833
