/cfb/ Game thread Nick Saban unloads on 24-team College Football Playoff: 'There's not 24 teams'
Oregon is retarded but Ohio state is even more retarded
my sooners :)
>>158522462My cuckeyes finna bouta bootyblast these shit ducks
CAJUN REFS COOKING
anime
Muh pick lol
>>158522483you fukken better be right
>"bama gets all of the calls"
REFBALL
>>158522483You're about to be losing at halftime
Alabama is getting this game handed to them on a silver platter. Ultimate refball
georgia and texas as well
>>158522507>
>>158522501its the sec refs they are some of the worse officials in football
At this point who is even make the playoff?
>Lame yiffin
lane just shit on sam
>>158522501
after watching that texas/missouri game I need a break from the sec refs
>Holly Rowe back on my tvESPN STOP RAPING ME PLS IVE HAD ENOUGH
>>158522507lmao okay
>>158522515Thanks esl texan pajeet for the update
love how they sync up 4 games of halftime only on the ones i watch
>>158522534leave her alone I would love to see her naked and spread eagle
>>158522536Mr sausage?
>>158522534Miss Piggy can receive my answers, if you know what I mean
>>158522537its getting better I normally use chatgtp to correct my english
Is dave portnoy a secret genius?
>The city of RYANDAY
>>158522539They do it on purpose, to frustrate and demoralize you.
>>158522556its working
>>158522553Fuck off Portgoy
>>158522553fuck out of here he is a turd and so are you for bringing that faget up
>>158522560I vibecoded my own personal ESPN scoreboard clone with my own channel numbers to try and get around this and they just kind of all go to halftime together. There's no escape.
BUCKED AND KEKKED
suckeyes lel
Cryan Gay.
>>158522578i should have claude do something with YT TV on web since its so shit
>>158522581>ball is completely out and digging into the turfNOT SO FAST MY FRIENDS
thats not a catch it hit the ground
Not a catch! My fuckeyes have one more chance to stop em
SEND A FUCK YOU TO OSU, REFBROS
>>158522581HOWEVER
why the flag I didnt see a holding
>>158522587The only solution is to get Claude to force them to stagger kickoff times by 5 minutes within the hours. We don't need 20 games kicking off at noon sharp. What did they think would happen?
Im starting to lose my rose tinted glasses on Dylan Raiola. That was a TD if he threw a better ball.
>>158522593They'll just go for a field goal
LETS GO OHIO STATE WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158522608they probably sync official timeouts to make sure it all goes to half at the same time
Qb sneak?
Tosu needs refs to save them frome the mighty Ravioli
what in the hellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7VKQwDS2s
Based mindfuck of a play
That Oregon TD was bullshit, he didn't come set
S'GO DUCKS
>>158522633this I thought it was a stop
Ohio just got dabbed on by a meme play
oregon is not a serious football program
This has been a great day bros.
halftime stats
DAY IS DONE
Cryin Gay
>>158522644what a cute tranny I hope she got a tiny pp I dont like the big ones
What's vibe coding?
>>158522643They've always done meme shit since Chip Kelly. That's their thing.
Cryin Pooper Gay
>>158522574>>158522572Seething faggots. That chud from piss state deserved to get arrested for terrorizing dave
>>158522661its maxxxxxcoding without the vibe
should i gohooker > casino > dinner orhooker > dinner > casino?
Cryan Gayfag.
>>158522661Tell ai to code basically. Ive built some cool apps
its chicken and waffles >>158522661have an idea? have cluade make it
Going to the store. What's a good cheese to munch on?
>>158522669okay thank you bro you are so coolness to shill dave on /sp/ee
>>158522676Edible > order a pizza > watch cfb > jerkoff
>>158522669incorrect. people should get paid and honored with a key to the city for terrorizing dave
>>158522676eat first then play a couple of hand of poker or blackjack then end the night getting a blowjob from a whore
>>158522685i get the 1lb blocks of ched and dip it in ranch
>>158522689i literally did all of those last night tho
>>158522661I told my bot I wanted a live scoreboard of the day's schedule of games with the channel number for my cable provider and it just kind of wrote the website on its own.
>>158522697i hate poker, the hardos at our casino take it way too fucking serious. no offense. and if i'm paying for an hour i'm using more than one hole.
>>158522685Jarlsberg. Brie. Gouda. Get some fig jam and some decent crackers.
2 and a half minutes we went from Oregon down 14-3 at 4th and 9 to winning by 2. You fucking retards let them Arch Manning you before halftime. I was ready to laugh hysterically at pooregon but you fucking faggot cuckeyes are pissing me off. Fuck you. Fat Fatricia and FedEx boy are shitty coordinators
>>158522710If that's what you like Iguess.
>>158522710ONLY and ONLY is in caps to may sure you understand The amazon position and only the amazon position
>>158522676Dinner > Casino > HookerDo people really have sex and then go outside to do other things? You're just going to walk around like that? Do you at least shower after? It's just sexhavers walking around with sex on them? That's the world? Gruesome.
Not really worried about Ohio, they have a toddler kiddie QB who can barely throw into triple coverage interception and a defense who dropped two INT, its going to be ezez.
>>158522710great 3rd if you're with a bi slut. terrible to date, good as a genuine friend
>>158522727dinner, blackjack slots dice then a blowjob and anal with a strap on
>>158522710cute as long as they don’t get too big or roid out
>>158522710tey qt
>>158522740sex after food is a recipe for disaster, no pun intended. hooker sex is passionless and utile, no shower is necessary because the hotel room is usually around 68f
>>158522661What they do in the holodeck in tng
>>158522710mental illness just like femdom
Oregon can run the table and make the playoffs
>>158522761That's why I put another activity in between them. You can digest while gambling.
>>158522740I wont have sex after dinner. Im not gyrating my body with a stomach full of chili cheese fries
>>158522713That's pretty cool. What do you mean by your bot?
>>158522784based bottom keeping to a strict 24-hour fast prior to anal gaping
>>158522784I'm now considering if I've ever shaken hands with someone who just used it to fuck an hour ago.
>>158522779incorrect
>>158522757I hear that most latinx girls get passed around by their uncles. can one of you spics tell me if this is true that the uncle is the first to crack her open
>>158522757What a weird trend.
When I’m watching football my gf scans the courthouse website to see if anyone we know got arrested so she can judge them. Is this a red flag against her or just unavoidable femoid behavior?
How did Arch look today? Did he salvage his reputation?
>>158522772thats a sexy tranny that I'd love to cum inside
>>158522809thats normal women stuff
>When I’m watching football my gf scans the courthouse websitebait used to be believable
>>158522805Not a fan?
>>158522805i blame porn for telling me about muscle girls and sex
>>158522804she is from spain
>>158522809Completely normal.
My fiancee wants to make soup for dinner. How do I tell her that is not going to be enough to fill me up? Soup is for starving poor euros and browns.
>>158522784are you 12 that's just normal dating- go out for dinner and drinks>wine or weed afterward back at place>sex
>>158522814Arch has discovered the check down pass. I think he looked the best he has looked all year. Which is average
>>158522843no, its not she is weird af frfr
>>158522854What's his current draft stock at?
>>158522757>>158522834>terrible bangs and a septum piercingyuck
>>158522848Feed yourself king.
>Ohio State about to have a three loss season for the first time in 15 years They’re actually gonna lynch Ryan Day tonight
>>158522848add lentils you dumb retard
>Dan Lanning yet again getting rewarded for being the dumbest motherfucker alive
>>158522829>>158522833Not really. It's even more strange that women want to look like that.
>>158522848Imagine not being soup pilled in 2026. Soups can have lots of meat! Also eat with a good bread and butter.
>>158522788That one was made by one of the smaller ones you only talk to by text message. I don't want to get called a shill. It's called Tab though. If you've heard of Instinct or Muse it's like that. If you haven't, it's like ChatGPT or Claude except it can do automated background stuff like if you tell it to watch the price of something to see if it goes on sale.
>>158522854are we talking about the same arch from last week because nothing changed
>>158522861both things are qt tho
>>158522848tell her you dont want soup
>>158522860A heisman and the number 1 or 2 draft pick
>>158522809For example, you could use a bot to automate this.
>>158522861ngl you sound like a fag bud
>>158522880what a midgetLSU looks desperate
>LSPoo
>>158522848Just put on your big boy pants and fucking tell her. If you can't communicate simple shit like that how are you going to address real issues?
>>158522809What the fuck kind of friends do you have that you have to check I'd they're in jail every week
>>158522852that's great when you're 22 and have a 6oz filet to fill you up
Why the fuck is Sam Leavitt the QB of my team? He fucking sucks. Even Kirk Herbstreit is clowning his trash ass.
>>158522901>>158522883I can’t. It will hurt her feelings too much and then she won’t speak to me the rest of the weekend
>>158522860don't look up what she looks like nowshe was perfect
>>158522921Lol. Good luck in your marriage, bud.
>>158522920baboozles me too how he is still starting
>>158522913jesus christ i want that thing to peg me and piss down my throat
Kiffin can't win with these shitters
>>158522913Alright.
>>158522757I'd wife her
>>158522920I'll trade you for Marcel Reed.
>>158522913I want a little gym rat gf so bad
>>158522931My Tigers are destined for 8-4 because he chose a dogshit QB.
>>158522869i do believe you have to like looking at men naked body to be into muscle girls
>>158522921I know you're trolling but in case you aren't, your relationship with her will destroy you.
>>158522943im not feed that tofu or bugs fuck them hoes
>im not feed that???
>>158522864Indiana sends their regards
>holly rowe lurking in the background of that sideline shotlmao she's going to start doing interviews between plays
>>158522968for me its tall ones
SABAN MADE THE CALL
>>158522989Why were you molested?
>>158522943Gross, cardio bunnies and girls who just do leg stuff are peak gym girl
>humpback hollyGet this whale off the screens!
>>158522848You know you can just put more stuff in it? It's called stew. Does she know about this?>>158522921Just tell her it's autumn now and all the TikTok girlies are making stews now. It will work.
>graze the facemask>15 yardsthis semen slurping sport not for me
Me and the boys are up here in Hooters enjoying the Bama womenROLL TIDE
>Princewill
Maybe LSU needs more Nfl recruits
>>158522968good lord whomst
>>158523012YIKES
>>158523001>tfw no compressable gf
its so over for alabama
Have you gave thanks to the reffies to day?
UHOH BAMAFAGS DID WE UNDERESTIMATE DEATH VALLEY?
>>158522968This one is nice.
>>158523018Ambra Guiotto. Indian-Italian mutt
Go Ducks
cheetos > cheese balls > cheese curls
>>158523001Oh I’m into legs.
FLAGS EVERYWHERE
>>158523045>indian-italian not even race mixing
>>158523018Some hot pajeeta
>>158522968that's a smol popsicle nice!
>>158523046Boutine is just prostitution right? Like they're just fucking these girls and taking pictures after to cover it up right?
Can the jannies not ban these thirst-posters?What the fuck do we pay them for?
>>158523046big ass
>>158523045>>158523055That's the one
i dont want to watch my sooners play but i will but i know i shouldnt
>>158523067it's a shame how she'll look in 5 years
Not enough cute asian sluts in the stands for the Oregon v OSU game
>>158523045>>158523055>he's choosin texas i can tell
>>158523069We need to start an Italian-Indian breeding program to make more of her.
>>158523051see this is the type i would want to watch take on three men and four women before i got sloppy eighths
>cuckeyes
>>158523079She needs noodsGo Bama
>>158523066It’s the /pol/fags mad about getting banned. Same shit happened on /k/ when they started getting banned from /akg/, /arg/, and /brg/. They started spamming porn.
Touchdown QUACK ATTACKTHEY GOIN TO THE CFP
>>158523079>>158523069she only fucks pakis sadly
Now that the dust has settled who was in the wrong here?
ITS ALLL OHVERBUT THE CRYING
>>158523067the shitter on this broad...>>158523076pregnant with our 5th child?
>>158523077they all went to ucla to see chad chesney
>>158523066I can’t even get hard to normal porn anymore. Come to think of it, I haven’t had a spontaneous erection in over 7 years at this point. I have to watch scat or anal porn (sometimes even gay porn) just to even get hard these days
Lmao @ anOSUOnly bad thing is this helps Noter Shame
>>158522462Its been a long ass time since Ohio State has lost 3 or more games but their fans will still act like they're struggling.
>>158523100holly rowe is a pig and should be taken out back + put out of everyone's misery
>>158523096Ukraine shit. /k/ is just now usable again, but whenever anything “happen” they show back up. It’s the fucking shills. I’m still mad about it. They got banned from the handgun general quick, but they still destroyed the whole ass fucking board.
>>158523107this guy is ugly and weird looking so it can't be that
Too bad, at least 4 more weeks of oregon cocksucking
>>158523108that's normal tho
LSU is gonna booty blast this soft ass bama team
>>158523099Gross
>crisp, chilly day>cracked open a pumpkin beer>pizza in the oven>college football on tvdoesn't get better than this
Looney tunes ass return
>>158523149>>cracked open a pumpkin beerFuck you guys. I'm trying a Dry November. It really sucks
see you next year buckeye bros..
>blowhio shart
>>158523099Not even Pakis fuck Pakis. They're Anglo-only.
>mfw I see all the racism on /cfb/
>this Ohio st team is still safely IN next year
It feels like whoever wins the Miami vs Notre Dame game tonight will win the CFP.
>>158523100she might be into rough sex I know she look like the type
>>158523100That fat yet small tits, grim...
>>158523160If I like the Italo-Indian hybrids, how am I racist?
>>158523161Teams like Ohio State, Bama and Georgia will literally never miss the 24 team playoff
>>158523160Whats he actually cryin about here
>>158523164Bro like 80% of straight females are.
GREATEST ALLY
>>158523160coach primate
shucky ducky quack quack
>>158523177George Floyd/BLM shit
>>158523177george floyd, not joking
>>158523177he watched the Hassan dog shock video
>texas ass to mouth
When will Oregon lose a game?
>>158523160So not a good time for a dead dog joke?
Sure is quiet in the shoe tonight kek
Make the lsu vs bama game thread
>>158523191What a crybabby chud bitch
>>158523177George Floyd broke a lot of brains
>>158523191
>>158523187f, k, m
>>158523191>>158523193What a faggy era that was
So was Ohio only good because muh QB and now just shitting the bed like most teams week to week?
For all this talk about gym girls, you guys DID go to the gym today yourselves right?
>>158523219At least ONE of you faggots on here did that. Fess up, now anons
>>158523187marry, marry, marry
>>158523228>eranothing changed, they still believe all the same shit
We whooping dat ass
>>158523191>I can't SNEED
>>158523219Me when a choccy queen asks if I support BLM
>>158523187Why do all oregon fans start talking like children when they win?
>>158523230Shut up fitfag nerd it's Saturday
>>158523228im glad its coming backchuds got too cocky
>>158523177The 24 teams CFP
>>158523230I did yea
>>158523219>covid is so dangerous sports are cancelled>gather in crowds anywayMost couldn't stand the thought of being alone.
>>158523228It was pretty comfy watching the chimpouts on /pol/ every night
>>158523230I need asian pussy bros...
>>158523228>>158523219>>158523215It’s all coming back. Now that faggot democrats have taken the house and senate, and a literal raghead has been voted into office in Michigan. We are so fucking fucked
>>158523230i go after work on weekdays. weekend is for the alcohol and sports
>>158523246is that the guy from Friends who died?
>>158523187i want to pet the ducks
>>158523247Congrats on the win today steve
>>158523233I did and I got some black pussy out of it. Cry about it.
Is this genny just a bunch of sex deprived middle aged men rubbing their dicks now
>>158523230i havent left my house in 40 days
>>158523278problem?
>>158523230Nah it's a off day but hit 225x5 squats yesterday on the smith machine and leg press 5x365 I'm a fucking unit of a man
>>158523261>>158523230Gym women are the best
>>158523265But does Asian pussy need your penis?
>>158523233I posted the black square on my social media out of pressure from my workplace. There, I admitted it
>>158523282>smith machineanon...
blowohio taint is kwaboty
Bama/LSU game is close enough to where both teams are getting in GG sorry BYU, better luck next year
>>158523288that's not how you use that...
i can tell you all never get asian pussy or you would understand how mentally ill they are all of themworse than native american indians
>>158523230I walked the dogs. No fuck off
>anOSU blowing itthe 24 team playoff must be stopped. It's clearly just designed so 3-4 loss OSU and Bama teams will never miss the CFP
>>158523290It's a white penis so yes
>>158523230I literally haven’t gotten out of bed yet
>>158523288
It looks like maybe chikaner finally went to prison. I tried to warn him and he didn’t listen
Got a nice little Klan meeting going on in here
>>158523300LSU is not getting in if they lose
didlin
>>158523261is she gonna wipe that down for the next guy?
>>158523265>I need asian pussythey either have ugly faces or some uncanny valley plastic surgery face 99% of the time. unless they're american half/halfs
APOLOGEAUX NOW
>college kickers
>7 ft rimholy cringe
>>158523294Faggot!!
oh oh bama
Wake Forest crushing Merrimack 49-0.Watch them win the ACC title.
Boise looking like the Gators right now with the jersey set up
How does a team fall apart the way OSU is now just because their QB goes down? He wasn’t even that good. You still have the best college player in the country playing WR. Your defense was solid and now just… isn’t? Can’t run the ball anymore?Ryan Day must have totally lost the team somehow.
>>158523333checked. what does apologo mean?
>>158523305Craziest girl I ever fucked, by far, was Vietnamese. Crazy enough I was legitimately concerned she might murder/suicide us. But she was horny 24/7 and had an extremely tight waterfall pussy so I put up with it for a long time.
>>158523288I guess it makes sense that whores would train for sexhaving.
>>158523298You get you a nice deeper controlled stretch on the smith machine you dyel twink
>that double jointed thumb from Kiffin
>>158523319T-posing was always a thing.
>>158523356you don't train your lower body? are you HOPING to disappoint your wife?
>>158523278I’m too old and strong I keep hurting myself. I just go for walks now. Last time I was lifting I was doing 325 for 4 sets of 6 on incline bench. Snapped some shit in my should and took about 2 months before I could throw a ball
>>158523354Then how did you escape?
>>158523372not a hope but a promise
>>158523372>your wifeI don't know who that is. I have jerked off 2-3 times a day for the past 15 years if that counts as training.
ROLL DAMN PRIDE
Is there still a #5 on LSU?
I'm having a hard time staying hard
>>158523391Never mind. I just saw him
>ultra
>>158523391
not over yet, but>incel peed
>>158523391I have become sexually aroused by this photograph. Is that what you wanted? Are you happy now?
holy wide open
I'd like that booty
my aggies :(
>>158523406Welcome to the Cialis brotherhood
Jesus fucking christ fahey sucks
GO COCKS GET FUCKED ASS & M CLEMSUX COW FUCKERS YOURE THE NEXT AGRIFAGUAL SCHOOL WE'RE GONNA RUN THROUGH WOOOOOOO COCKVEMBER IS HERE
Lol blowhio what are you fucking doing pull a Colorado state and fire Arthur Smith immediately
I have never had a gf at 25, if you can believe it
>the city of Lanesiana
>LmaoSU
lsu D just dissapeared lol
Why does the Alabama offense do nothing unless they absolutely HAVE to? When they NEED to get something going they turn into the 2007 Patriots out of nowhere.
>>158523375I manipulated the situation so she would break up with me. If I broke up with her we would have ended up on an episode of Cops. I told her I didn't want kids (I do but not with a psycho like her). She really wants kids and tried changing my mind for awhile. Eventually she gave up and decided it would be best if we saw other people.
>>158522852I remember in college before I drunk ate at 2am I'd send a couple hail mary booty call texts. 25% of the time I'd get a fuck you response, but 5% of the time it would work
ROLL DAMN TIDE
Only watching this gay shit to get a glimpse of our queen Melania
>>158523432terrible bants, apply yourself
>>158522542It's nice to see you undesirables taking from the scrap heap.
>>158523450What happened the other 80% of the time?
>>158523437gf are overrated. friends with benefits is the way to go.
jfc is there only going to be 2 B10 teams in the playoffs? UCLA and Indiana? MAYBE USC? How many fucking 3 loss SEC teams are making it???
>>158523445The 25% blueblood buff
>ass to mouth killed by a nigger with a bum ankle
TTD (Total Tigers Death)
What do pennies and ravioli taste like?
I started having sex in 8th grade and I’m still here w you losers so really what does it matter
>>158523465It's better when the fwb has a bf and you get to leave cum stains on the expensive bedsheets
>>158523459so terrible chuck lanorris sellers just scored a motherfucking cockdragon. cockposting is BACK
>>158523465I've never had that, either
>>158523437I'm 34 and look like this and say this and can believe this.>>158523465How are we supposed to do that if we can't even get a gf? What girl would want to have sex with us without going apple picking during a huge day for college football?
>>158523462Be asleep, tit pic with an excuse, im on my period, a couple were so wasted I couldn't understand the texts
Buckeye bros, what the fuck is going on
>>158523481>in 8th gradeway too early. the correct phase is between 11th grade and 21st bday
LMAO OHIO STATE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???????????
>C U C K E Y E S
Sayin was really the MVP
>>158523483kinda ghey
beautiful catch
DUCKS!
mad at ducks?
>>158523489its better to never have it than to have it and never get it again
even if my aggies somehow score, reed will just get sacked on the 2 pt conv
Will there be riots in Columbus when Michigan beats OSU at home in a couple weeks?
>>158523493Arthur Smith is retarded and Fahey ....isn't terribly accurate
>>158523465Its far far cheaper thats for sure
Ryan Day gonna have to go into hiding tonight. He’ll be running this week’s practices from a bunker.
When will AI take over College Football?
>>158523509Ryan Day's house is probably already on fire.
>>158523437I didnt have a legit gf till 26
>>158523510>Fahey ....isn't terribly accurateUnderstatement of the century
Fryan Fillet
>>158523519Bevo Labs saar is the future saar
Oregon raping Ohio state guarantees my beavs will fucking blow it tonight at home because we can have literally zero nice things
My Blue Devils win the War on 94 :]
BLOWHIO TAINT
>there are literally "people" in this thread with a body count under 50pitiful
>>158523489>>158523490lots of girls dont want to go on dates but rather spend time with their female friends and get booty called from time to time.Been banging a coworker from time to time for the last years but mostly meet to fuck with my ex (although that is not really 100% fwb)
>>158523391Pump and dump.>>158523348Haha yea they sure do.
>>158523465>>158523512I disagree. A good gf is worth so much more than a hole. My gf cooks and cleans for me. She doesn’t cost me money if anything she saves me money. She “costs” me some of my attention as I listen to her ramble about bullshit but I get a ton out of the relationship.
>UCLA are in>Indiana are probably inIs that it for the b1g? Does USC have a chance?
Roll Tide!
>>158522644she on OF yet>>158522661when you get AI to write code for you. btw pic related is the real top 25
>>158523519You mean when will they end the jobs of these shit reffies? Tech will be better than reffies in 5 years, itll take another 5 years to adopt
>>158523437Almost 40, it doesn't get better kiddo.>>158523496They are frauds without their QB.
Is there a single team that can actually tackle this season?
>>158523534He looks like an alcoholic
>>158523509>Will there be riots in Columbus when Michigan beats OSU at home in a couple weeks?nobody riots anymore, we got big screens/doordash and actual zoomer college kids are too pussified to light a couch on fire. >pic related was after winning a scrimmagei weep for the future
HEEEEEEEM
>great drive by a&mbro, gamecocks are playing prevent defense lol
Nice discrete scar facemask
DAMN levitt got smoked
HEEEEMMMMEEEEM
A good woman will unironically make you a better man. She will bring out a version of you you didnt know existed. It’s one of life’s great cheat codes.
Has anyone else here ever had fantasies of sucking cock?
>>158523552Your not married. It changes, they want to live paycheck to paycheck and spare no expense in their status games
>>158523553If USC wins out they are in. Road games left against Indiana and UCLA.
>>158523573Living in Ohio you end up with so much corn syrup in your bloodstream most people develop autobrewery syndrome
everyday i'm rollin rollin
HEEM
>>158523570my aggies :(
>>158523550I have no idea why they'd do this. I don't even think I'd want to do this.
>>158522462Not sure how anyone is enjoying this shit while the country is actively being destroyed
>>158523589DELETE THIS
That’s why you don’t recruit manlet QBs lol
>Kiffin goes for it on 4th>again>Bama sniffs it out>again
>>158523589zoom out for based blue texas
>committee got it right/cfb/ btfo once again
All of these teams are making the playoffs next year. None of this will matter.
Dude the entire B1G sucks cocks this year. If Michigan didn't have the worst offensive coordinator in America they could have destroyed this conference.
I thought ass to mouth was rich, why do they have such a shit quarterblack
>>158523591Go Badgers btw
>>158523589>>158523604I love how I can get banned just for saying the names of famous politicians but this is okay but whatever man.
63-0
Texas is no longer part of the SEC
>reed throws it out of bounds as time expireslol cmon man
Can we fire this loser Ryan Day already? His teams have never won because of him, always in spite of his best efforts to make them lose.
>>158523593>they want to live paycheck to paycheck and spare no expense in their status gameswhy the fuck would you marry a protestant
>>158523602women enjoy sex. I think more than men even.
>an blowhio state university
DEFENSIVE MASTERCLASS OF THE SEC
>>158523593This unironically. My wife went out and purchased a fucking brand new yukon fully loaded because it’s what all the women in the neighborhood were getting. We are already behind on our mortgage and I’m literally losing sleep because we are one missed payment away on that car getting repoed. She has no clue how fucked we are
>>158523628>nooooooo you can't just post the real actual election results RRRRREEEEEEEE
Poophio
>>158523620They would have started blunderwood for six games no matter what
>>158523509As shit as they are right now, we might still be worse. At least OSPoo can kinda run the ball. Then again, our defense seems to be better than theirs right now.
Obama made this illegal btw
>>158523591i would say this is fairly common for straight men. there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to thissexuality is fluid, despite what the retards on /pol/ say
>>158523569They don’t teach form tackling anymore. I read this and thought it was a joke but it’s for real. They teach you to “take your head out of the play” which means arm tackling or firing your shoulder into them. Zoomers were never taught to play football like men and it shows
>>158523647>My wife went out and purchased a fucking brand new yukon fully loadedpost window sticker
>>158523638Perhaps, but not with me.
>>158523510What in the world did Ryan Day see out of Smith that made him want to hire him?
>>158523636>Can we fire this loser Ryan Day already?i kek'd and nodded at the time...and im an osu fan
Great, now I gonna hear how the ducks are back. Hopefully they'll keep Raiola next season and that costs them games.
>>158523650holy shit you're retarded as fuck ahahahaha
>>158523636loser fanbase loves him
>>158523660>sexuality is fluid, despite what the retards on /pol/ say
>>158523669>white qbs
>>158523647>heh yea that's my wife alright, the ol' ball and chain
>>158523674No I didn't vote for jihad.
>>158523660>there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to thisKYS anon
>>158523676>loser fanbase loves himno we dont, never have. remember hearing 'fuck, now we're stuck with Day for a decade' after the natty win he lucked into
>>158523677it literally is. your wife doesn't even see half your male friends as male but whatever
>>158523675Why would I trade the eternal glory of cfb natties for the privilege of getting assraped by politicians
>>158523667Mere-Exposure-effect is real. Just find a way to spend time with women and they will start to like you.
>>158523660I’ll show you what’s fluid when I spray diarrhea down your fucking throat you sick faggot nigger. Fuck you.
If we vote blue everything will get cheaper!!
Would you roll in her tide?
>>158523673Sorry tOSU is copping Raiola for next year
>>158523700>her
>>158523647>your wife feels comfortable spending like a hundred grand without asking you Lmao that’s really bad bro. My wife asks me if we can use a different brand of detergent
>>158523685ah so you voted democrat then? why are you so disappointed in that case?
>>158523673Next year ravioli gonna fuck off to the nflRight?
>>158523700wtf that's my brother
>>158523591Every man that has ever jerked off to taylor swift
>>158523700Men don’t get the crimson tide
BAMA
You guys aren't actuality married are you?
This team would get demolished by these two shit teams
was Lane Kiffin worth the money?
Ryan Williams' very large brain allowed him to set up that return.
>>158523647I told her Im not leaving the state for the next 5 years. 2 months ago she makes up some bs reaason we need to vacation this winter and then tells me she can't help pay the mortgage the next 4 months. Big fucking fight. She has a masters, yet retarded
Ryan Williams bobble helmet is /fa/ as fuck
say goodnight, Lane
Jesus Christ, why the fuck is Marcel Reed on the field at all. That was the worst QB performance I’ve seen in a dozen years.
over
ROLLDAMNTIDE
too easy for bama
>>158523700Is this the new alabama congresswoman
what the fuck was lane kiffins problem
>Lane kekfin.
>>158523714nah, he knows he can make more in another year of college NIL than some practice squad signing
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyjuns kek
>>158523655A real coordinator could figure it out with Bryce. I've seen this shit before. Joe Mixon went to Tennessee and was way better. Davis fuckin Warren has been balling out this season at Stanford. And regardless of the qb situation, there's no excuse for the fact that we can't run the ball anymore with the same god damn players. Jordan Marshall was running for 6.2 ypc last season and now it's 3.7. Jason Beck is fuckin dogshit.
Not like this tigersisters
>>158523696I went to college and was friends of friends with lots of girls. This didn't work.
>Throwhio Statewhat happened cucceyes
Penn state is so dogshit its unreal. What do these retard coaches tell the players at half time? Give it up this game is OVER?
>>158523735yeah i'm thinking we're back
Seeing Lane suffer is always good fun.
>>158523737State house but yeah lmao
>Lane LELffin
Would this eliminate Ohio State from playoff contention?
How the fuck is bama beating LSU. I was so confident that they couldn’t do it
>>158523752>what happened cucceyes
>>158523708The median voter literally has no idea who or what they voted for. It's sad really. But at least it means we don't have to care about anything anymore. Nothing matters. We're free.
>>158523698kek….look at how angry the closeted migger gets over this. at least the other guy is open to exploring his fantasies
>>158523727>I told herskill level>house in a trust>dont like *current thing*?, go live with your mom>suddenly all pleasant again>rinse/repeat every 6 months
>>158523763100%
>>158523752We're all watching Bama lil gup
>>158523749good chance there were some waiting for you to make a move on them. No need to downplay yourself.
>blowguy-o st
>>158523732im assuming our back up is significantly less mobile and thats why they refuse to bench reed
>>158523763Yes
I was drinking diet Dr Pepper and now I’m eating mentos. Am I fucked? My tummy feels crazy
I've accepted LSU's impending 8-4 record
>>158523766I think deboer is genuinely a good coach desu
nice brick hands
Fucking lmaohio
>Cryan Gay
>Lane can still join Ole Miss for this season
Don't worry guys the 24 team playoff will make sure teams like LSU and Bama are in every year
>here's why Ohio State still deserves a playoff spot
>>158523794xqc. any juicers in the chat?
>>158523788its over
>>158523647Damn I felt this for real. Mine has no problem spending thousands on the stupidest shit but doesn't want to pay more than ~20% of the bills and I've been carrying debt for years. We both make well over 100k a year right now and somehow I'm still living paycheck to paycheck lol.
Jeremiah Smith might as well consider the rest of this season a mini vacation before the draft
>>158523789>Becoming the new ass-to-mouthHow poetic
>>158523783There was one I wanted that to be true about but I just kind of didn't do anything because she was much better looking than me.
>>158523820If he's smart he'll do just that and not press himself. He's already assured a top pick in the draft.
THE STADIUM IS FUCKING SILENT LMAO
>>158523777kek & checked
I'm gonna make an alabama thread
>>158523763Pretty much. After this game, I doubt they'll beat Northwestern or Michigan. They'll still beat Nebraska, probably, because it's Nebraska.
New?
lmao
>>158523833no...NO!!!
SKO DUCKS!
Nigga got sacked by air
Ohio is cooked, so will Kirk defend them?>>158523816Why the fuck can't women just not spend money?
BLOWHIO BLOWN OUT IN THE SHOE
lmao this is just sad for both lsu and blowhio
Wtf was Lane thinking
Did he even touch him? Lmao.
End it like classy SEC gentlemen BamabrosKeep in mind the SOR points
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED LMFAO
>husband and wife completely separate financesis this real sexhaver bros?
ryan day is the biggest fucking fraud, his teams have never been affected by nil and always stacked with nfl talent
>>158523824i feel that. Also have to think about a girl from my vocational school time i am sure felt the same but i chckened out.
>>158523788yea dude it's over
>LSPOO
>>158523843Zero quad definition would not wife
>>158523834The Game is gonna a tard off but I'm still not confident. >we are bad enough to lose to anybody right now
>Lane and Cryan Gay losing on the same nightBEAUTIFUL
>>158523862the coworker i bang even has seperate beds from her bf. it happens.
What a stupid decision by Kiffin.
>>158523866This is what ai was made for
>>158523866lmao, that can't be real
another bama td kek lame cuckfin
Welp, Lane had a good run, hope his buyout isn't too costly
>>158523862Modern problems. Used to be the woman made $0 salary and was in charge of managing finances but joos were losing bigly on this
LANE GETTING BOOTY BLASTED
>Michigan is going to unironically whoop tOSU's ass this yearoh lawdy I'm going to be so toxic this year, bros
>>158523866JeJ
oops
>>158523866Fucking incredible
how was that no picked lol
Zoomers don't remember when you had to win EVERY game. All these games mean nothing next year btw hope everyone is happy lol
>whoomp there it isCoach Primate is here?
WHAT THE FUCK IS LSU DOING
>>158523862Yes and don't let her know your balance. Many women no matter how much they make will spend themselves down to paycheck to paycheck
>>158523888They're gonna have to sell Louisiana back to France to afford it.
KWABOTY
>>158523895I might just have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours
I see lane is still bamas bitch>suckeyes
lol kentucky
>even brutus leftIS THERE A FIRE DRILL>IS THERE A FIRE DRILLKWAB
>>158523903Reddit got what they wanted
>>158523862I usually see it with older couples who have already had one or two failed marriages.
>>158523865Looking back there were actually a lot of signs. I could have been married for 10+ years with like 3-4 kids by now. hahahahahahaha it's over
>>158523888They called it "THE RAPE IN DEATH VALLEY"
is everyone gonna watch Notre Dame after this
>>158523922>>158523922>>158523922>>158523922new
>>158523862YES
>lets check the lsu/bama oregon/osu scoresoh lord
>>158523923Nah I’m watching this on loop for the rest of the night
>>158523862Before kids and marriage, yes. After marriage and pregnancy, no. t. widower (and also PhDAnon) I don’t know how things are, these days. I only fuck young femboy twinks ha haaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa. I’m real tired of dealing with these fucking cunts at the bar. This used to be a place where only old farts hang out, but not anymore!
>>158523850Idk dude, I think a lot of it is social media driven these days. They're comparing themselves with everybody on instagram instead of just their neighbors now. Plus I think mine kinda likes having the leverage that comes with me being financially insecure lol.
>>158523963>Before kids and marriage, yes. After marriage and pregnancy, no.yes...but just separate bank accounts. she's SAHM and i just deposit cash w/ her card monthly. keeps things clean
>>158523895Nah Jason Beck will call 47 jet sweeps that get blown up in the backfield and we'll lose 7-3 or some shit like we did to IU
>>158524012Ah. I never got to that point since death has a way of crushing plans. Apologies for drunk posting in a manner that may dissuade younger anons from following your example.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.