The final Premier League match before the final>international breakof 2026 sees Manchester United - currently 19th (yes, really) at the time of this thread - host midtable Aston Villa. Only a win for the Red Devils takes them out of the relegation places.Kick-off is at 4:30pm with coverage on Sky Sports PL.MNU: Lammens; Dalot, Maguire, Yoro, Mazraoui; Tielemans, Fernandes (c), Mainoo; Diallo, Mbeumo, Cunha.>Subs: Darlow, de Ligt, Dorgu, Heaven, Santos, J. Fletcher, Mount, Lacey, Zirkzee.AST: Suzuki; Harwood-Bellis, Lindelof, Torres, Maatsen; Kamara, McGinn (c), Manzambi; Goretzka, Alysson; Jackson.>Subs: Bizot, Mings, Barkley, Buendia, Mbaye, Gomes, Madjo, Cisse, Hemmings.
>cunha as a 9 with mboomo on the left>dalot LB>mazraoui>mainoo-tielemans midfieldI dont know how to feel about this. Is yoro as a CB be good alongside maguire?
>>158532387labradors confirmed as dogniggers
Many goals will Dalot be at fault for today?
>>158532544Depends. How often does villa attack through the wings?
WHY DOES HE REFUSE LACEY
I SAID REV UP THE /MUG/ AT ONCE.
>>158532387>gook lines Only people who eat dogs can design such torture.
so will it happen AGAIN?
YANITEDYANITEDYANITED
coach primate
Today is going to be a complete IMPLOSION by united and it is going to be glorious to watch.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN MANTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
Don't fucking make a /mug/ thread early and jinx it again you stupid brown third world muzzie faggots
dubs and United get vilified by the Villains.
Where are Man U in the table right now? 19th?
>>158532530have a labrador and can confirm thistheyre the man utd of dogs.
I want my mug
Isn't Sunderland one of the teams close to relegation? Oh no...
>>158532387ALWAYS BET ON THE SKY BLUES
>>158532742its always that ''swedish'' arsenal bandwagoner
>>158532766>>158532757wew
>>158532793>below the Terms of Use and Privacy Policylol
>mfw i had to cheer when liverpoop scored because it moved us up from rock bottom to 19thwhere the fuck do we go from here lads?
dubs and carrick gets fired, united get a new manager and united end up finishing in the top 3
>>158532793>chelshit lost to blunderlandKek
>>158532789So Somalian, IOW.Filthy bastard.
>>158532807ngl, I didn't mean to do that but that's fucking god tier hilarious
If we dont beat villa i swear to jesus im gonna troon out.
Villa GUFF United win today
Alright lads, fighting for that relegation trophy!
If united go 0-1 down, the atmosphere will become very toxic, the fanbase will go all in on the owners, berrada and wilcox.
>>158532807
(p) when?
>>158532822>>158532807>>158532857nvm here's the updated one
someone post the bruno rat meme
Note to patrons: There will be a 3 minute silence at 36 minutes into the match to commemorate the three minutes during today, Remembrance Sunday, when Manchest Uniboob were Bottom Of The League
>>158532892according to saeed the entire utd end are exiting at 21 minutes in as a ineos protest so i dunno how this is gonna work
>>158532857Dynamite raped NXT btw
Comfy pre mug
Daniel Sturridge blud senpai blud senpai senpai
man utd who had higher points per game last season after carrick came in than arsenal could end the day 20 points behind them after 10 gameswhat the frick happened localladsirjimratcliffebros???
>>158532830The best jokes are often unintentional. You did very well.
>>158532758kek
CAM ON YANAITED
what we eating MUGbrothers'm having some kinder pinguis and a cup of teamight have some lucozade and salt & vinegar hunky dorys for the 2nd half
How can Sexo keep being dead? And why did they not make sure to have another striker?
>>158532992BIG ZERK
can man united get out the relegation places? that's the main question
>>158532992He's got a shin injury, its slow healing. Ineos thought it was a good idea to buy the attack, then the midfield, then the defence. They focused on the midfield, and had no money left for anything else
>GET A /MUG/ GOING
>>158532387i imagine this is what God sees when he's observing human activity
always believe in /mug/
Anyone playing probably stolen?Such a comfy game that gives nostalgia FEELS
miss him yet
>>158532387>tormenting animals for fun>chink writing No surprises there
>"FUUUUUCK!"
Manchester United 0-3 Aston Villa (Carew 21', Baros 38', Mellberg 90')
>>158533048[to the tune of Gold by Spandau Ballet]You are mug!>Mug!Never believe in your selfYou have the power to loseYou're indefensibleAlways let one more in
knocking down old trafford will happen when they regulate
/mug/chads checking in
>>158532927>amorim had the squad doing intense fitness training>carrick inherited a team that could run>carrick immediately stopped amorim's fitness training>cut to a few months later>the squad are all fat and slow now and get gassed after 30 minutestielmens was literally laughing about how easy carrick's training is compared to emery's
Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
>>158533116gypsies lie less than you
United been a joke for 15 years now and their fans still act like it's a blip lol
> got the wreath ready for MU funeral.
This is going to be a massacre I feel.
>>158532807>he doesn't rate Contact Us
>>158532910still rony
>bruno still startingcoward
>Manure get relegated>Sir Alex suffers cardiac arrest and dies>Gary Neville jumps offf a bridge>the rest of the world holds hands and sings kumbaya>world peace is declared
imagine thinking balloons are a more effective protest than emptying the stadium
>>158533048>>158533094let's goo
>no big zirkcarrick OUT
I was gonna say Carwreck should sabotage the match because they're going to sack him anyway in the international break but he might accidentally make a correct decisionPAY ATTENTION TO MINUTE 21 WHEN THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING A "WALKOUT" BTW
>>158533116manure are in 'must win' mode, is be shitting bricks if I were you
RIP to all those who died serving Israel.
>>158533164What about rppney, rio and keane
can't tell on emery's face he already knows he's won this
JacksonManzambi-McGinn-AlyssonIs criminal
>>158533147WW1 style massacre
a minute of silence for every man troony who'll kill himself today
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYFUCKED IT UP MATE
>>158533129You would know, you cigany faggot.
RIP to those who gave their lives so jews and israel could sacrifice newborns to moloch </3
man united can't do anything right
Is the boycott still on?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Woke trumpet shit
why do they always fuck the trumpet up bare in mind this is an actual fucking job in the army and yet someone always fucks it up
Britian should've never fought with the smelly traitorous fr*nch rats
>>158533193No need to worry, la. The /mug/ is on its way.
FOR ISRAEL
Its going to get fucking ugly out there todaythese fans are ANGRY
thinking about visiting rwanda
MU would be better off if everyone who is a registered fullback at the club got shipped into the ocean with no oars
couldn't agree more
>balloonsIs this a kindergarten?
>>158533229Ching Chong/poo poo
/MUG/ ME HOOOOOOME
Suzuki could have a howler BUT i think villa will still outscore man utd
Poppies for today's Bloody Sunday
Blow that HORN
Hope the Glazers noticed those aggressive balloons.
so flag shagging is unacceptable but poppy slopping is cool?can't keep up with all this woke nonsense
the last post? there's a couple of posters around here i wouldn't mind making their last post #banter #neverforget
LGTSS
SHOVE THAT UP UR FUCKING POPPY LOOOOOL
KEK ALREADY
LMAOOOOOOOOO
>ALREADYHAHA HOLY FUCK
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST V
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158532813It's not like you'll be down there come the end of the season, is it.
WE WANT GLAZERS OUT SAY WE WANT GLAZERS OUT
no way
KEK
>>158533116wish me luck I'm poorer than you
WHAT THE FUCK THEY REALLY ARE THAT BAD
OH NONONONONO
Im transgender, please be kind to us, dont attack us or harm us please. I think Utd will edge today
YANITED
/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/!!!!!!!!!!! :D
OH NO NO
started early today
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
INEVITIBLE /MUG/NEVITIBLE /MUG/
the last post? maybe actually defend the last post #banter
HOLY SHIT JUST RELAGATE THEM ALREADY AND START FROM THE GROUND UP
/mug/ sistas?We feasting
OMDS
Get these fucking cunts off the pitch Every single fucking one of them Absolute fucking disgrace
Jesus lord.
>1 minute in/MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG/
ALISSSSSON
>>158532544called it lads
Fucking hell I'm cracking up here
>>158533324you're killing me with these posts #truke
Just forfeit and take the 3-0
WE WANT GLAZERS OUTSAY WE WANT GLAZERS OUTWE WANT GLAZERS OUTSAY WE WANT GLAZERS OUTWE WANT GLAZERS OUTSAY WE WANT GLAZERS OUTWE WANT GLAZERS OUTSAY WE WANT GLAZERS OUT
THEY'RE ALL GOING ON A CHAMPO TOUR, A CHAMPO TOUR, A CHAMPO TOUR
ITS /MUG/GING SEASON BOYS
>>158532107over
I got a feeling https://youtu.be/CwdrtwZiQ9E?is=Tfvq5-JZpxGy8JLT
two holes lammens
>>158533262Based
Dalot Dalot what a playerWants champions league next season you know
What the fuck, I went to the bathroom before it started and I already missed it!
Alright lads I'm baking the /mug/ bread just give me about 11 minutes due to a cooldown
How will he save this team?
COUNTRY ROAD TAKE ME HOMETO THE PLACE I BELOOOOOONG
What is this? Like the 7th time this season United have conceded in the first five minutes? Do they even try
>>158533355>>158533355>>158533355it's up.
>>158533333these quints! :D
>>158533351if they don't walk out today they never will
kek 2-0
>>158533351Megged the keeper hahaha
OH MY GOD
ITS 2 HAHAHAHA
>>158533376you are gonna jinx it again you fucking faggot
>>158533374They're paid too much to try
MUG is up>>158533352>>158533352>>158533352>>158533352>>158533352
>>158533368the championship
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAday improved
IGOTAFEELIN'
HEEEEE HEEEEE SHAMONA
DOS A CERO
RAPEAPE
>2KEK
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>158533376don't jink it you somalian cunt
2-0>2-02-0>2-02-0>2-0
>>158533392My stream is slow, stop the spoilers
>>158533351Abysmal from Lammens
oh fuck this is gonna get mutant ugly
>>158533351how do you meg the keeper from that distance>>158533394it's over lad. united are done.
HOWLING
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>158533147>>158533147>>158533147>>158533147>>158533147>>158533147Called it.
2-0 btw
OH MY GODDDDD HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHA
lol
OH MY GOD 4 MINUTES 2 NIL DOWN 4 FUCKING MINUTES
HAHAHHAHAHAHHSHSHSHSHHHSHSHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHAA
1 goal every 2 minutes45-0 lmao
KEK THE BEHEADING
IT'S TWO
WTF I love Jackson
Can they win league two teams though?
>>158533394you were saying Lewandowski? :D MUG is up>>158533352>>158533352>>158533352>>158533352
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>goldbridge already at 83k and raising rapidly
HAHAHAH OMG
SACKED IN THE MORNING
Howling
does a coach ever get sacked in half time?
holy fucking shit bros
SOMEONE CHECK ON THE PAJEETS
WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE >WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE >WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE >WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE >WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE >WALKOUT ON THE 21ST MINUTE
IT'S TWO IT'S TWO IT'S TWO IT'S TWO
wtf I walked away for a moment and they scored again
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LEMONS IS THE NEW ONANA HAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAA
lemons isnt a very good goalkeeper
Source tells me lammens is stablePlease god
Fuck sacked in the morning, sack him at half time
I LOVE THIS
spilly lammens again
Looking like a 0-7 is on the cards
>>158533333Well said
HOLY FUCK LMAO
>throat slit gestureAIIIEEE REFFIES
>>158533307Based fellow /mug/bro. We're all gonna make it.
Annnnnnnnnnd
>UNITED ARE CURRENTLY 19TH
It's not the Glazers' fault that you've conceded 2 goals in 5 minutes.
we are in for a legendary one
bruno got his hand in the refs facesend that rat cunt off
/mug//mug//mug//mug//mug//mug//mug/
>>158533445DONT FUCKING JINX IT DUDE
>>158533502Kek
>>158533487sex with smoking cats
New rat cam just dropped
>>158533471funny, he was before he got to yanited
RATCAM RATCAM RATCAM
SEND THAT RAT OFF
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE how they always do the ref cam for Fernandes KEK
Another fernanj gem
why do we keep getting refcam close ups of Brunofuck off with this shit
>when life gives you lammens
based shitters throwing the game
heh
Sub in the disabled people, it cant get any worse
3 /MUGS/ ON THE 'LOG3 /MUGS/ ON THE 'LOOOOOOG
EL RATO EL RATO
SIR? SIR?
WE WANT 3>WE WANT 3WE WANT 3>WE WANT 3WE WANT 3>WE WANT 3
>>158533502>YOU ARE WRONG LEONIDAS
YOU'RE GOING DOOOOOOOWNYOU'RE GOING DOOOOOOOWNYOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU'RE GOING DOOOOOOOWN
>>158533502>two goals against within five minutes> both from major errors> bruno on ref cameverything is going mug's way
they've got so much space in the united box their defence is non-existent
Thought they were back though after cheating against Roma lmao
THEYWANTCARRICKOUTTHEY WANT CARRICK OUT
>>158533116You can relax now, a whole 5 minutes into the game.
>just put the game on>already 0-2Bruh
RECORD BREAKERS
UR FUCKIN SHITE
SIGNED DOWN IN A KIKE MANS CLUBTHE FIRST MATCH HE HAD HE HIT THE GROUNDEND UP LIKE A PECHO FRIO HYPED TOO MUCHAND HE STATPADS JUST TO COVER IT UPBORN IN THE /MUG/I WAS BORN IN THE /MUG/I WAS BORN IN THE /MUG/BORN IN THE /MUG/ YEAH
Michael’s face lmao
>>158532387dogs are horrid things
LOL!!!
WTF BRO I WENT FOR A SHIT
He knew what was ahead and killed himself
mbuemo has some bunda
>>158533571>T abdul
STOP MAKING EARLY /MUG/S PLEASE
>UNAI'S RIGHT>WE'RE FUCKING SHITEtop kek, good bants
>We're getting Manchester derby's in the championship
THIRD TIME THE CHARM FOR A RELEGATION
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>surely it's the coach's fault our shit players are still shitthey're just going to get another manager and think that'll fix it aren't they?
>>158533498How the fuck do you go from 15th (24/25) to 3rd (25/26) and back down again again to 19th ????
>>158533584
>>158533573This gonna go platinum in nigeria
>>158533560Dude same, i was 5 minutes late wtf are yanited even
>>158533584>I still cant believe they gave me a contract
this is what comes up when you search epl on google
>>158533609LIMMY!
>>158532107jover
>>158533501it's their fault that the crowd of clowns is out there to do it in a dirty, leaking diaper facility
wish i'd topped up this bet, it's like 12/1 now
>>158533579KEK
It's time
Cant even be 9 minutes late to a mug game lmaoo
Lol they have a walkout planned. It's going to be taken the wrong way now
>>158533625I saw that shit too went wtf i only put pl in
>You're going down with city chantKEK
>the peasants are getting quite riled up, aren't they?>yesss goood
10 minutes until the walkout
>>158533634there's no chance they're getting relegated take the cash out
>>158533559Based me.
>>158533634lad there is literally not a chance in hell that united go down from a league containing hull, cov, ipswich and palace
>>158533660leaving early to catch the london train?
>>158533659>that hair Grim
He's having fun.
90% of old trafford is tourists anyway, the walkout won't even be noticed
>
>>158533648it'll be the result for EFL championship next season
>>158533631>that Yoro headerCompletely unnecessary for him to do that, why isn't Maguire telling him to stay out of the way so he can claim it?
>Roma was the turning point la
how do you come back from this?
PENALTY
NO ERA
i swear to god im done with this comedy team theyre finisheddubs picks my new team
BENULDY :DDDDD
soft as shit
Someone tell the defenders they were supposed to walk out at 21 minutes
>manure have shit the bed>deploy the soft penalty
Dude people just stroll through yaniteds defense, its hilarious
literally walking through the """""defence"""""
Riggi is inni
YOU CUNTS ARE JINXING IT YAMEROOO
WE'RE BACK
hope bruno misses, then gets a retake then misses again
HOLD UP
>gets another billion
>>158533709citeh
lol>see score>immediately log in to spee
>>158533700Be white
RETARD
got the ball you cunt
mugbros...
rig is in
One pity penalty ain't gonna save this team ref, get back to it after this
no era
FFS
>reffed by Utd fan>Gives penalty for winning the ballGotta keep them up somehow
>>158533709nottingham forest
That's a penalty, very very poor decision going for that tackle
>>158533741>I hate that hedgehog!
>>158533502Just showed this pic to the wife right while he was up on the feed making the same face and she burst out laughing
>>158533720Nah that one was an obvious penalty, don't worry about it anon they'll lose anyway.
You're not allowed to defend anymore in modern football
>Bruno (P)(VAR)
>>158532107RELEGATEDELEGATED[spoiler]pls[/spoiler]
Is that the same ref as the CL game?
>Fernandes (p)we are so back
well well well
>dive>penaltylol
I'VE GOT A FEELING WOO HOO
They were a cheating team that got ahead by dodgy ref calls and bending the rulebook. Don't even feel the slightest bit of compassion towards them *spits*
Give em the pen, changes nothing
>>15853286013th minute apparently
>penMiss
HOLY SHIT HE MISSED
Saved by the ref as usual
>Bruno Fernandes (P)
>>158533746he's immune
>>158533788??
WE ARE SO BACK............ right guys?
>>158533709Dagenham and Redbridge,
POONO PENANDES
I blame the early /mug/s , fuck those cunts
>>158533782>[spoiler]pls[/spoiler]newfag detected
>>158533803No worry there will be retakes until he scores
>>158533788ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
>>158533788SHUT IT DOWN
they're only a goal behindwalkout cancelled!
>blunoruuuuuu
>B. Fernandes (p)
You are mp3.Every single cunting time.
>>158533788AIEEEE BBC FM SAVE ME
>B. Fernandedes (P)
Haven't watched Man U for a while but they are right they don't run Villa players have acres of space out there they don't press at all.
>>158533376>>158533396this is on you morons
kek that early /mug/ jinxed it
>P. Fernandes (B)
>>158533709League One mid-table fodder Lestah City
>>158533709Manchester United
>>158533709Dover athletic
comeback israel
At least there will be a Manchester derby even next season
>>158533860swear to God it's mantroonies who do it
you won't hear the stutter step haters after that one
>>158533788Those UK blackouts are starting already?
United win this 5-2
Went past at least 4 early /mug/s before i got here
51st penalty for Poono btw. No conspiracy here though.
>>158533709mk dons
>>158533826[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
>>158533709cray wanderers
>>158533709Everton
>>158533788Bruno gnawed through the cable
>>158533709brighton
What part of Portugal does the surname "(P)" come from?
whoever's winning at half time has to sub on rashford
>>158532107
>>158533709Grimsby Town
>>158533709
>>158533859I support United. The reverse jinx always works.
HAAAS ANYONE SEEN LIVERSISSYARSEWOGGEORDIE BASTARDCITYMONG
>>158533709jets
>>158533908Madeira
>>158533709Aston Villa
>>158533709Brighton and Hove so you risk getting bummed if you go see them
>>158533908Pederastao city
A boxers wife will divorce him after seeing him get HEEMed. Will a footballers wife divorce him after seeing him lose to Michael Carricks manchester united
>>158533921>LIVERSISSY>ARSEWOG>GEORDIE BASTARD>CITYMONGNORTH KOREA SOUTH KOREA MARILYN MONROE
>>158533709chicken ball
MUG bros............
>>158533918admitting it resets the reverse jink. /mug/ is back
>B.Fernandes (P)>B.Fernandes (P)>B.Fernandes (P)
where is this walkout?
>>158533914Bruno penaldo
>>158533858They spent preseason having kickabouts instead of running
>>158533908The (P) means he's from (P)ortugal.
>>158533922witnessed
Remember when Goretzka was linked with Manure
>>158533894You mean Bray?
Reminder that 'careless', 'reckless' and 'excessive force' are bullshit standards that have circular definitions, and that refs interpret them in the most ridiculously broad way.
>>158533709Grimsby
yanited supporters, much like their players, are not committed to the plan
where's the walkout
>>158533882>>158533817channel lost its signal right in the middle of the era god knows why
>>158533709Coventry
So this walkout seems to be a dud
No walkout?
>united customers staying put
Emery has a knack for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
>>158533964didn't someone not get sent off yesterday because their foul was "too slow" or some shit
>>158533962>there's both a Bray Wanderers and a Cray Wanderers...that's quite weird actually.
nice walkout mantroonies
Thought they were meant to walk out at 21min? Retard tourists and customers there no wonder no one left
ITS THE SEASON OF MUG AND DISAPPOINTMENT MERRY CARRICKMAS EVERYONE
>>158533977>walking out after you paid for the ticket like a good goyThese fans are retarded
>>158533709reading
Where's the walkout manure monkeys?
>chicharito and van PersieVGHHHH......Maybe one of these two will save the club.
>>158533709Citeh
>>158533994I didn't know there was a Cray Wanderers
>>158533922ohnonono
>>158533691>carrick looks at his watch, hopefully>no still 86 minutes left
the customers can't walk out now because bruno might be given another penalty at any minute
>>158534037It's in the 87th minute retard
>they made a /mug/ too early againkekKEK
russell brand is innocent FYI
>*doesn't leave*unitedesque protest
MAN UNITED FANS OLD TRAFFORD WALKOUT
Semen slurping now
>>158534021Have to scan in or their ticket will be taken away and given to a Chink
whats for dinner lads ..? im starvin
>>158533947Walkouts never work. Too many day trippers. Too many 80 year olds that have had season tickets since they were introduced and think they own the seat.
almost
>>158534037On the train to London
>>158534067I don't believe you can be raped by voluntarily going to a known sex pests hotel room or house personally. Have some personal responsibility and common sense
erm actually we meant that the walkout will be 21 minutes into the second half (when we are losing 4-1)
>>158534090decent save tbf
>>158532107I don't get the point of paying for a ticket to a match and then organising a walkout, why would Manchester United's owners care that they walked out if they already paid for the tickets? A better statement would have been to not show up at all and not to buy tickets
>>158534085My bf bought some ready meals, he will have sweet and sour chicken, and I'll have noodlesThen we'll have cake after
I'm walking to my kitchen
Manchester United are in this situation over horse cum btw
Man United play better than Chelsea
Carrick's go 2-0 down first strat is working wonders
>>158534122are you a homosexual?
hate myself and want to die
>>158534095>t. rapist
>>158534126I thought you took your car to your drive in
>>158534153You have a game to manage Carricjk
I think manure will win this unfortunately
>>158534085deenz and boiled potatoes here
>>158534150Just be gay is a valid strategy against female hypergamy in 2026
>>158534072Mantroons will defend this btw
>>158534116A human owner with a normal soul would care. The mistake among manurers is thinking the Glazers have this
>>158534150No, my bf has a dick
>>158534095>sex pest
>>158534133Wasn't Fergie's fault a pair of investors tried to get him removed as manager over an unrelated dispute
Black samurai fucking destroys United
Villa goalie gonna be motm.
>>158534018Keep this curry temptation away from me
>>158534063>87th minute walkoutThat's just trying to beat the traffic
pizza's in the oven lads
press them villa ffs
>>158534090One for the highlight reel
Manure better find a new gk next January because Lammens is horrid
ARMWAVEZZZ HE DUZ DUH ARMEWAVEZZZZZ
Dalot need to be threatened with a leg breaking if he shoots a ball ever again
>>158534116Season ticket holders pay for their tickets at the start of the season. They're not going to cancel their ST because there's a massive waiting list to get one at a club like Man United.
>Dalot over the barThis guy would be hung by the fans if they really cared
did he just spit?
>>158534063So their protest is basically to stay for 95% of the game and then leave early to beat traffic. How many of those walkout guys do you think have already spent money on hotdogs and beers at the concession stand
>>158534079Made for bwc
Yeah, Villa is about to pull a Roma.
>>158534153pack it in
put your norwich scarves on and sing your songs like good little customers
>>158534255>>158534222Better than doing nothing like you
>>158534266wife
>>158534224easy on the slop bjarne think of oesophagus cancer
what the fuck is wrong with this club
Villa are being battered by Carricks United lmao
>>158534116Man United fans will never stop giving money to the club. Never.
watching hamkam - sarpsborg, NFL game, inter - como, mu-villa and browsing 4chan
>>158534095the woman he was convicted of raping, by her own admission, was licking his arsehole 10 seconds after meeting him for the first time backstage at a gig while another bird sucked him offthey were having, by her own admission, consensual sex at his place later onshe said she didn't agree to him flipping her over and fucking her in the arse and he says she said he couldthis was over 15 years agothere was no other evidencehe was convicted of rape for thatlike him or not, that's fucking insanity
did they walk out?
>>158534243Any walkout are meaningless if the fans are going to show up for the next game
>>158534284>typing all this out in a footy match threadWatch the match Rasheed fucking hell
>>158534095>>158534067How we feeling lads: Russell IN or Russell OUT?
>>158533709Enjoy it bruv>>158534055
>>158534289lolno
>>158534289no lol
>>158534067Everyone knows that besides the mongos on that jury
>>158534271>Better than doing nothingIt literally isn't. It's the same as doing nothing because it is just doing nothing and then beating the traffic.
>>158534184what does it feel like fucking a body like this?
>>158534289No
baking the new bread guys just sit right 9 minutes for my cooldown
>>158534272xx
>>158534292It's bad optics for the club if the stands are empty, which affects share prices and sponsorship negotiations.
new when
New>>158534364>>158534364>>158534364>>158534364
>>158534289Lmao nah
>>158534306>typing all this outthat took me maybe 20 seconds to type, zoom zoom
>>158534312>>158534313>>158534335epic
>>158534346look at her go!!
>>158534225If they do it they will collapse like roma from the fatigueUnited are awful against low blocks anyways
>>158534333they're usually starfishes in bed and not worth the time
McGuire
Russell Brand should have done a walkout of the court following the verdickt
>>158534289They already left after the 5th minute
>>158534405Rapey Brand is terrified in WandsworthThey're already after the nonce
Uhmmm guys, I just realized that United is the only team with <2 wins in the EPL right now, WTF the fuck???
>>158534333My bf says he is in heaven
Useless cunts
> Vtuber slopKya srsly
