So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise Aston Villa's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination, you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Carrick and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this season, or our chances in the Champions League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/? #CARRICKIN or #CARRICKOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://twitter.com/GNev2https://jlingz.comhttps://www.manutd.com/en/fans/iloveunited-indiahttps://www.vivastreet.co.uk/escort/londonhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/destinations/trains-from-manchester-to-london/https://rainbowdevils.com/https://www.instagram.com/stretfordsikhsFirst Edition of a forever /mug/No simpery allowedWin, lose or tie, Sir Michael Carrick Til I Die
Great start kek
>>158533352>t.ole
>>158533352dubs and I get a blonde Febmoy boyfriend before the new year
>>158533352REPORTING IN
KEKE
MASSIVE reinforcements are needed right now
Apologize.
Fastest /mug/ record? No jinx please.
>>158533352absolute scenes, no commentbut I need to know which one of the three copypasta troll /mug/s is to be the official? lmao
Fuck man city for getting charged this year, it means these clowns only need to finish 18th to stay up and I reckon even they can manage that
KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RrzeEGCokomanure customers SEETHING
>>158533537yeah this is the fastest /mug/ ever created, it was created at 1-0 down and then 1 min after it was posted it was 2-0 down. this has potential to be a hall of famer
Humiliation ritual
HOLY FUCKING SHITSO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
is it over?
7 goals awayfrom the bottom of the fucking barrel
I BROWSED THE /SP/ TODAY OH BOYI WAS LOOKING FOR THE /MUG/ THREAD
Uhmmm I'm sorry is the game over? Oh that's right it's only 10 mins in. United will come back from this I believe it.
I seeThe reverse Jinx worked splendidly
How do you even salvage this? Their bench would look shit at a mid-table championship side.
>>158533352thanks for the jinx Apoo
absolute batty boys pahaha
>>158533696BRING ON BIG ZIRK
Slytherinbros..
>>158533696Put in Bronny
>>158533442Close but no bussy
>>158533696Unironically the best thing it could happen to United is going down.
>>158533652I'm sorry, but did United already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only been 10 minutes. Does being down 0-2 after 10 minutes as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? United are still playing right now and they have been the best team in Manchester for how many days now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the Premier League who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of scoring a goal at 1'. But you know what? They still fucking suck. United are one of the best fucking teams in the EPL, they made the champions league last year and would of won the double if everybody didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when United win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Aston Villa gave up a corner to United, just like Roma did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these /mug/ topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
O-Opbros? The mufa has been summoned.
MUGMUGMUG
YOU MANIACS!
>B. Fernandes (P)
>3 mugs before half timeyou're going to jinx it again retards
nice jinx retards
>>158533352Fuck you
>>158533352Another early MUG backfires. You love to see it.
>>158533352I legitimately hope your mother gets raped. I genuinely hope a pack of certain people pin your mother down and rape her to death.
>2-2jinx status?
/mug/bros, l don't feel so good...
cursed thread
APOLOGIZE
here's my theory:carrick gives them the team talk, the instructions, gets them all amped up for the game using his tactical and people management skills, and then they immediately concede. then a bit later they forget those instructions, instinct takes over and they start coming back into the game
lol
I'VE GOT A FEELING
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
There's still hope despite the glaring jinx operation set off by United customers
>>158533811But what about the customers? Wont someone PLEASE think about the customers!
>>158535900They created 4 goals out of nowhere, what can Carrick do
>>158536079AGAIN
>>158534885Lmao seethe on customer.BANTER club.
/mug/: championship edition is gonna be cash money
>>158536236>manchester derby in the championshipkino
>10 games in>19th
Nice of United to keep Coventry out of the relegation zone.
If something as powerful as /mug/ can be jinxed, it never deserved to exist in the first place.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT /mug/ ISI WANT YOU TO SHOW MEI WANNA KNOW WHAT /mug/ ISI KNOW YOU CAN SHOW ME
LOOKS LIKE /MUG/ IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
WHEN IN THIS CHARMING BOARDTHIS CHARMING /MUG/
Based big Zrik
Is this the longest banter era for a big club?
Ah, a fat ass janny boyWho never knew his placeHe said, "delete the thread"He knows so much about these /mug/ threads He knows so much about these /mug/ threads
what kind of players will the scouting department find this winter!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJINXED AGAIN
MU SISTERS....
>OP
... LOADING...
LGTSS>OP
This is why you don't make the thread earlyStupid newfags
THERE'S NO EASY WAY OUTTHERE'S NO SHORTCUT HOMETHERE'S NO EASY WAY OUTGIVIN' IN CAN'T BE /MUG/
HOWEVER
OP DOES IT AGAIN
>>158533352Baking /mug/ early should result in a ban if United don't lose.
You are celebrating a DRAW while being in the relegation zonePathetic
We need to stop making /mug/ threads before the final whistle
Dear lord anti-mugbros what a sad little life
>>158536206Fuck you, retard.
Cinema
>18thWE DID IT REDDIT
GET IN LAAAADS WE'RE STILL IN THE RELEGATION ZONE
>>15853778118th is safe this year chud
>>158533352NO MUG
>>158537656Who cares, they are still in the relegation zone.BANTER CLUB
They make /mug/ early on purpose I know they do
>>158537803Hideously white crowd. This needs to change.
I didn't watch it but timing of these late goals late in injury time indicates bribery.
>jinxed>dejinxed>jinxed againMeme magic is real.
>>158537803AURAURA
cunt
>>158537803>man yanited turned carriack muslimBased
>>158537803>On this exact date last year (8 November 2025), Manchester United sat 8th in the Premier League table
so the last 2 games show the new meta is to quickly concede 2 goals. 2-0 really is more dangerous than 0-0
Longest winless streak and they play liverpool next.You just know they will get 3 points there. Meme club
>>158537803no need to remind the fans that they have 1 win in 10, rude.
>>158537803kino
>>158537803>TAQBIR- Michael Al Kariq, 2026
>>158533352kwab
>they actually dropped to 18th despite an epic drawKEK
Goldbridge is not taking this draw well lads
What Ashley Young is saying is mad saying these players now just aren't talking to each other on the pitch because they are too shy or scared to say something Is this what's going on with zoomer players? They are literally not talking to each other on the pitch?
Carrick pleased with large parts of the performanceDisappointed that we didn’t win the game. Thought we were the better team for large parts, keeping making it difficult for ourselves with some of the goals we are giving away. Not just one, it’s two in quick succession.Came back into the game, had a lot of the game and could have won it. It’s moments that we need to tighten up on. Different moments, individual moments, we are giving away different goals that you wouldn’t normally see.There was a lot of good in that performance.Manchester United are in the relegation zone, in November, and Carrick thinks tightening up moments would solve everything
>>158538683He has to for his viewers, but Villa threw this away. Disgusting. Same as Lyon.
>>158539196Good ebening
draw at old trafford is mug thoughever
>>158539196He said he would rather lose than draw at the start of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy1naDrlFWY
Convinced that Man City and Chelsea deliberately lost to Nottingham Forest and Sunderland just to keep United in the relegation zone.
>>158539364Yes because it would mean Carrick got sacked.
IT'S CARRICK YOU KNOWWW
i dont know how to feel mugbros
>>158533352Do they ever win? Shouldn't they be relegated by now?
>>158539401When they win there's no mug, so we only notice when they don't.
Even Goldbridge called the Lemmens foul on Suziki. Rigged.
