Current score: 1-2 (Fernandes 16' (p); Alysson 2', Jackson 4')>AIIIIEEEEEEEE REF SAVE ME
give me /mug/
IF YOU HATE THE GLAZERS STAND UP
Brunime
>B. Fernandes (P)
Villa are making United look good. 4-2 to Carrick's mighty reds at full time.
what time is the walkout?
carrick's at the wheel blud
lots of standing up not much walking out
Hello
I think they're singing "stand up if you love the Glazers"
>>15853443613 minutes ago
it’s ok to admit you wrote United off to early /sp/
>>158534430sparklingwater.gif
>stand upnot very inclusive to those with disabilities
they pussied out of the walkout so now they're waving their little norwich scarves and singing about their jew overlords
Imagine playing shit all season and then just stat padding because you're the designated penalty taker
>>158534462they only do comebacks in europe m8
United have been the better team
>>158534514>(p)
Aw poor Harry. His socks are a wittle too tight so he cut wittle holes in them
United should be up 5-2
>>158534514villa should've had 4 before the pen
>>158534566United should have had 6 after the pen
is it just me or are united absolutely dominating villa right now
that poppy armband looks a bit sinister
Unai Emery has the eyes of an unsuccessful rapist
Whats everyone's favourite sexual position?Mine is doggy
>>158534566United winning on xG lad
kek
>>15853461069
>>158534610Unironically missionary or from behind like spooning sex but I enjoy 69ing more than fucking
>>158534588its like they can only play once theyre down 2 nil
>>158534625he's so funny
>>158534625>walkHe means waddle
>>158534610Helmet
>>158534625Heres your current day mancunian bro
>>158534625Blud actually walked out but was betrayed by the plastics
>>158534610Doesnt it hurt your back?
>>158534610i don't know nigga i'm a virgin !
>>158534610depends on his curve. if its upwards i prefer missionary
>>158534610any type with a non-fat woman would be good desu.
>>158534610Pronebone >>>>>Both giving and receiving
>>158534610The raptor
>>158534625watch united make another comeback
>>158534619that's just because manure have higher expectations
>>158534667No, i practiced arching, im in my 30s now been fucked loads lol
Yoro is unironically good, don't get the hate
>>158534625based
>>158534610pronebonecowgirlanything where i don't have to use my arms or stand up
>bruno
no mlily?
>>158534677>non-fatTriggering
Pray for United
>>158534610death grip
>>158534704He's just hideous
Lol ratboy just concussed Mazroui
>>158534657
bruno farming xA
>>158534704Carrick rates him the most on the squad
>>158534625British people fucking love immigration, they have 1 million a year and want more
NIGU SUZUKI
Suzuki is a beast
VP next manager confirmed
is every match gonna be a comeback meme match
>van persie
i love when bruno just aimlessly hits it into the box
BURAKU SAMURAI BANZAI
unai is about to turn into a bat
>>158534587what part of pakistan are you from
you HAVE to score that Amadffs
Villa have been awful since the penalty a goal is coming for sure
>>158534727Lazy lover
Villa are SHITE.
>>158534770haven't they voted against it pretty consistently for twenty years or more?
nothing ever happens
2-2! you have to say the united board have done a brilliant job with their recruiting
>black keeper, japan :OOOOOOOOO
>sharton shitass
i told ya FAGS you gonna jinx it
Ready for that 45+added time walkout
YANITED BROS WE ARE SO BACK
fuck off
HOWEVER
THE BETRAYAL
villa bottled it already
>>158534610i have never had sex
>ASSton Villayanited are back
WELL WELL WELL
IT'S OVER
/mug/ niggers jinxed it lel
2-0 and ya fucked it up KWAB
maybe the 38 /mug/ threads were too early
Jackson's gonna score twice in the second halfHee Hee
>>158534785sexo
All part of Unai's plan lads
>>158534610a 99. it's like a 69 but 30 worse!
>chimpout, Japan :OOOOOOOO
ABUs in the mud>ABUs in the mudABUs in the mud>ABUs in the mudABUs in the mud>ABUs in the mudABUs in the mud>ABUs in the mudABUs in the mud>ABUs in the mudABUs in the mud>ABUs in the mudABUs in the mud>ABUs in the mud
>4 /mug/ created before the 10th minuteWho’s fault is this?
/MUG/BUDS.......
Blatant offside. He's right on Suzuki's face.
CARRICK MASTERCLASS
FFS
>>158534881mantroony supporters successfully jinxing it
The Black Japanese Brummie should have saved it
>stand in front of keeperit's not right. the goal should be disallowed.
blocking the goalkeepershould be disallowed
already got paid from bet365 don't care
VAR didn't even check the obvious offside
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
reverse-jinx bros... we carry united again...
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>158534888There was a villa defender playing him onsideBut not sure how it wasnt obstruction
>>158534812Nah, they voted Tory who kept making deals with India, the middle east and Somalia to bring them in. Brits love immigration, especially from third world countries
I kneel carrick sama
agent lindeloff kept him onside
>>158534908>ack
for fuck's sake stop keeping carrick in a job you plonkers
>>158534364so back
were united fans not walking out today? thought they were protesting the evil glazers they never protest unless theyre in the bottom half of the table
WHO THE FUCK POSTED THE /MUG/ THREADS EARLYYOU ACTUALLY DESERVE TO GET MOLESTED HOLY FUCK
omds
This is so fucking corrupt hahahaahahaha Suzuki literally can't see because BigBumo is in his way.
>>158534903>>158534914It wasn't offside, you fucking retards. He was clearly being played on.
So the way to win vs Suzuki is to block his vision by staying right in front of his face? And it somehow is allowed?
>>158534908kek
holy fuck I could feel the concession comingbut that idiot missed
And now asston want to play football again
>>158534430
AT LEAST DRAW TO THEM VILLA YOU BUMS
>>158534914It was obviously not offside, do we need to get the salt shaker and the mustard out anon? Bloke who was trying to cover the cross played him on.
>go 2-0 down in 5 minutes>get a soft pen>get an offside goalThe league won't allow Yanited to get relegated
>>158534973>This is so fucking corrupt hahahaahahaha Suzuki literally can't see because BigBumo is in his way.
>>158534812folk who like immigrants don't interact with them and vote more in
>>158534987standard ebeningball
>>158534964Wait, that is obvious obstruction
>>158534953Obstruction is a physical act, dumbass. You can't "obstruct" someone standing 5 feet away from them. Blocking the goalkeeper's line of sight is not against the rules if you're not offside.
Suzuki could obviously see, stop being racist cos he's japanese
>>158534875Based Monkey Dust poster.
>>158534963You could have the magnus carlsen of football management at this club and the club would annihilate him in 6 weeks
villa playing like they've been paid to lose
>>158534954that's just the tories backstabbing their voters, though
kwab
>>158535021You can obstruct the vision of the keeper all you want when you are onside. He didn't obstruct the keeper's movement in any way.
>>158535021wait til you hear about what the offside rule is and how it applied to that situation
>>158534964Lol its >Rashford was not affecting play all over again
>>158534812Yes, since the 70s
>>158534964Maybe attempt a kick save when the ball is kicked directly at your feet instead of doing a whole twist and jump
>>158535014>party promise to be tough on immigration>get voted in>increase immigration"why would the british voters do this"
Is Pau Torres the best ball playing cb in the league? If not him who?
chequed and cleared
sorry but having big ass is NOT against the rules
>>158534968common sissy melty
"I must take 9 touches each time I have the ball." - Amad
>>158535036Yeah one time is ok, but they were in power for 14 fucking years, and are now likely to win again.If i keep hitting you, and you keep saying "its ok, maybe today i wont be hit", and you get hit again, maybe you should realise you wont stop being hit
the players have heart. They deserve better than Carrick
ERA PENALREF IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR
>>158534908too soon
>>158535045Mbuemo is onside when the ball is played, what are you on about?
LIVERSISSY?ARSEWOG?GEORDIE BASTARD?CITYMONG?WHERE ARE YOU ALL?????
spent all my money on pokemon cards
>>158534964Bruno pulling a Penaldo hereInstead of celebrating to goal he's throwing a tantrum because he wasn't the scorer
>>158534964oh that's what happenedseems offside/obstruction but i don't know the rules
Oh wellIt was nice while it lasted
>>158534973>>158534977since when is standing in front of the gk and not touching them, while in an onside position, a foul?
>>158535077little rough on your countryman mate
>>158535054Vote once, get back stabbed, fair enoughVote for 14 years after being back stabbed year in, year out, how can you blame me?! They said so sorry, maybe next year they'll let in 800k and not 1m!
Where's he running off to so fast?
>>158535096>LIVERSISSY?>ARSEWOG?>GEORDIE BASTARD?>CITYMONG?NORTH KOREASOUTH KOREAMARILYN MONROE
>get a pen for tripping yourself>get a pen for a tackle where they get the ball>don't concede a pen for a high foot in the boxnothing to see here
>>158535096>drawing against Arseton Villa after multiple shite decisions from the ref
>>158534508You'll never guess where the UK is...
>>158535126he has the shits
>first roma>now villahow does he keep getting away with it? It it an italian thing?
>>158535126needs a poo
4am in Australia btw
>>158535121There's no point in telling the people who just don't get it, man. Even if you think you get through to them, they just go back to voting next election because they think it's different this time.
>>158535167mad
>>158535126shit himself after villas 2nd went in
Bros should we...apologize???
>>158535083to be fair to the voter, though, they only have two options, both of which are eager to increase immigration. what can they do?
Reminder: Not only will VAR not have a look at this position, but you as a TV audience are not allowed your own proper look at it either
/MUG/ IS INEVITABLE. IT MUST HAPPEN. THERE IS STILL TIME.
>>158535191villa are doing it to themselvesliterally got too cocky
>>158535167australia isn't real and earth is flat
>christmas commercials in november
>>158535126He has to quickly delete some tweets he had scheduled for his inevitable sacking after the game before they equalised.
>>1585350435cm tolerance?
>>158535147hyperborea
>>158535167Yeah, watching the footy before work is a comfy feeling anon.
Did the 21st minute walkout happen?
>>158535126That's more running than most United players manageCan he sub himself on?
>>158535126He had a rancid curry last night
>>158535209>clearly onsidewhy do americans have such bad spacial awareness? see also >>158534908
>>158535226the NPCs i work with are already putting their trees upchristmas is for dumb slaves
>>158535209
>>158535255ok Ahmad
>>158535244only saeed walked out
>>158535244it was abandoned when the retards realized the stewards wont let them back in the ground
Early muggers jinxed it. United will win.
>>158535120voodoo curse on you
>>158535226Why do they keep advancing Christmas celebrations/ads/atmosphere?
>>158535209please be serious
>>158535209blind bastard
right then when are you putting your christmas decorations up
>>158535167Australians don't do anything but huff petrol and subsist on Chinese hand outs
Its funny goldbridge getting a ton of abuse because he said Lemmens wasnt at fault for either goal and couldn't have saved any of the goals they let in this season
>mfw Goretzka scammed another club out of a fat contractHow does he keep doing it?!
>>158535291United would be 2-0 up without this shitter in goal
Today it was revealed to me in a dream what happens when we die. We get seperated from our physical body and our conscious gets snatched by the void. Also there possibly exist a corporation that is trying to come up with the way to intercept our conscious before the void gets it.
>>158535291Lmao Onana has done the second one loads of times and he always went in about not catching and deflecting right in front of goal
>>158535040Is Lammens shying away from the ball?
>>158535355if utd had no goalie villa could simply shoot from anywhere and score
Is the city actually that bad
>>158535244no cos united scoredthey only pretend to be victims when theyre playing badly
i'm abu and i'm proud
>>158535040He trips him with his back foot. ERA
>>158535291I refuse to believe a goalkeeper can do nothing about nutmegs
>>158535392this nigga thinks he's The Driver
>>158535179Infuriating. Its like they're brainwashed. A lot of the media say "the government's hands are tied", when its the Home Office who hand out visas!
>>158535209clearly off
as a terminlly shut in introvert tha t basically only had job-gym-home lifestyle for a decade I begged for a gf and now that I have one what the hell am I suppose to do with her? Apart from having sex and taking her out to eat hamburgers what do you do with your gfs?
>>158535244Nah they changed it to 45' give or take and have scheduled another one for 90' give or take
>>158535201>what can they do?Maybe we should have old school socialism
>>158535209>>158535260Wait, what the fuck is going on with the grass cut lines here
>>158535392far worse than anything you can imagine
>>158535436take her out for other stuff, you've given up your life now
>>158535431
>>158535436>what do you do with your gfs?watch tv and moviesmake fun of other peoplego on day trips
>>158535392Its an evil city with evil people.
>liverpool match thread: 128 replies>united match thread: 750+ at half time
>>1585354361. Where did you meet her?2. How old are you and her?3. Is she also a shut in or does she have a social life?
>>158535436Shopping, going for walks, holiday events, group outgoings, etc.
>>158535528We are BOX OFFICE
>Penchester Penited
>>158535465>>158535509Why are they walking on the road, how are you supposed to drive there with so many people
>>158535250Fair play with the second image, but in the original angle it was perfectly plausible. You're a Pakistani united customer and can't even ride a moped without crashing it anyway
>>158535480everything just expensive to go out I should have begged for a gf that played vidya instead
>>158535458glazers and sir jim replaced their grounds staff with indians probably
If Unai actually went to Man U would he end his Old Trafford curse or would he bottle every home game?
>>158535436Impregenate her and continue your blood line you babbling spastic.
>>158535458they're projected onto the pitch in post like the advertising boardsvery subtle way they are rigging matches nowwell caught, anon
>>158535436Water them twice a day and read books to them
>>158535528Shart and floyd is a hell of a drug
>>158535562shoulda just went to a prossie every few weeks
>>158535528there are only two protagonists on /sp/
>>158535528Its more entretaining to watch big teams embarrass themselves. If united was still as good as they were under fergie, their matchthreads would not have nearly as much activity
>>158535555quads of truke>>158535562>should have begged for a gf that played vidya insteadyou do not want to date "one of the guys"you think you do but you're wrong
>>158535436my girlfriend is half my age so we spend a lot of evenings watching movies and shows from the 90s and 00s that she hasn't seen yet, very comfy
Defensive substitutionsChoke incoming
>>158535624nonce
>>158535624which ones?
>>158535458>>158535563No, seriously, the cut lines are running in a different latitude/longitude direction depending on the image
>>158535436ditch her and return to the better life
>>158535436You do have hobbies in common, right?
>>158535312He got carried at Schalke by Draxler and Meyer
>>158535602
>19 year old and 20 year old center backs
gogo mugnited
>>158535641nothing wrong with fucking 18 year olds when you're in your 30syou should try it
>maguire ded>heaven INI never rated heaven, he looks ass on the ball and off it
>>158535436you don't have to do anything anymore
>>158535648TRVKE
>>158535674phone bans when
Emery looks like he's out for blood
>>158535528No, but really, look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
BENULDY
>>158535500>make fun of other peoplewhy?
>>158535558They've effectively banned cars, it takes 25 minutes to drive 1 mile because they funnel all the traffic down one road
Bruno looks like he's out for cheese
ERA
DALOTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh right garnacho plays for aston villa now
>DALOAF
ERRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA
DALNOOOOOOOOOO!
/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
Hahahahaha
GOLAZO
>>158535543met her though mutual friends, both 31 childless, she's kind off shut in too but she likes expensive shit like going to london, disneyland (lol) and other normie tier places to visit (mostly to take photos)
>>158535730it's funhow do you not understand this when you're on /sp/
>DALOTDALOT>DALOTDALOT>DALOTDALOT>DALOTDALOT
>>158535641nah, she's 21>>158535642just did lord of the rings
SUPER JOHN MCGINN
How well does Agent Dalot get paid everytime he mercs a manager?>Jose>Ole>Ten Hag>Amorim>Carrick (soon)Is it a formalised contract bonus, or a brown envelope under the gent's stalls at Carrington sort of arrangement?
GOAL
>>158535674Cheap weave
>>158535688you now remember United fans gloating because they ‘poached’ him from Arsenal.
/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/!!!!!!! :D
>>158535739
CAM OOOOOOOOOONN
/MUG/ IS BACK ON THE MENU
era
>>158535790>lord of the ringsbased
>>158535593Who is the other one?
Missed thr foul, who did it
This ref had a bet for 4.5+ goals didn't he
>>158535796Him and Shaw have a racket going
My bf boiled the wrong kettle and its upset me greatly
>poonure
>>158535780Why would you find enjoyment in making fun of other people?
Dalot just gave Carrick the sack by doing that
why do utd always take 10 minutes to wake up and actually start playing? they always concede at the start of either half
>>158535436watch footie with her
>>158535778find cheaper places to gocastles and old churches are great90% of women like art so just go to museums and galleriesdon't overthink it just do it and she'll be impressed by your decisivenessworst case scenario is it's boring and you can laugh about itwomen just need memories
>>158535832I hate United, but the rules should be changed to prevent these penalties from being given
@PGMOL DO SOMETHING
Diogo mf'ing Dullard
*PLAP* *PLAP *PLAP*GET RELEGATED
>>158535859thank fuck for that
>>158535832What a retarded way to give away a penalty.
The Portuguese/Spanish speaking factions amongst the players want Carrick gone
>>158535881fouls?
>>158535832>>158534364
>straight>only jerks off to trannies and gay furry comicsAnyone else like this?
>>158535859He's the one who got 10hag sacked as well
big zirk will save us
fuck christmas
>>158535919bruno fernandes
i missed the fucking goal !!!!
>>158535703WTF happened to Max Meyer?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Meyer_(footballer)
>>158535919The fuck is wrong with you anon?
>>158535919no such thing as a heterosexual australianyou fucked abos ffs
>>158535883>SVbased
>>158535910Yeah, that shouldn't be called as a foul. He hardly touched his leg and the Villa player could have continued to run.Defenders should be given the benefit of the doubt when making challenges
>>158535919Me. I support Arsenal btw.
oh nonono... HAHAHAHAHAHHAa
how can one team be so shit
KEK
RIP
tranchester dilated to 4 inches already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHEEEEEERS MUG
/MUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG/!!!!!!! :DSOMALIAN OG
how do you say "el rato" in portuguse
If 2-0 is the most dangerous lead, is 4-2 doubly dangerous?
Man, Uniteds defense is so shit its insane. Liverpool, Brentford, Sporting or Leipzig gonna touch them nasty.>>158535883Wait a minute....I recognize this player character
RELEGATED
Its ogre
>>158535919>straight
>Stream is kill
>4BASED
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Actual fucking comedy showKek
>>158535919porn women are fine thoit's like 50% of the irl women that are revolting
no i will not cash out my relegation bet
On one hand I want to laugh, on the other we did see this exact script in the first half
GIMME GIMME GIMME A /MUG/ AFTER MIDNIGHT
Could have been a nice own goal.
UNITED CANT BUY THE START IF A HALF HOLY MUG
can't fluke your way out of this one lmao
/mug/ chads we're in business
>>158535865and again
JAR JAR BINKS OWN GOALPIG BROKE HIS CHAIR
>>158535905>factions>Barrada and Wilcox too busy sucking dick>Sir Gym with crayons for a stadium>Glazers glazing>factions everywhereFuck this shit club up
nice of man united to begin protesting the second they go behindentitled little victims cant be shit without it being everyone elses problem
WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
what the fuck was that lol
they really really really want carrick sacked
Where is that anon who said yoro is good.LMAOOOOOI
Carrick...
What the actual fuck was yoro thinking Seriously What the fuck
Theatre of Dreams™ customers, your response?
>(you)rowhat is blud doing
>>158535919I got news for you
>>158536017>What the actual fuck was yoro thinkingPEE YOUSA
will they walk out now
Actually bet on Yanited to win 4-2. Thought I was onto something good at HT....
Should have known when Rio was trying so hard to get Yoro to United
>>158536014kek
Sir Alex Ferguson dying watching his team got relegated :(
>>158535990I find 98% of women disgusting, they act like parodies of men now covered in tattoos, overweight, all they do is drink or do drugs. Disgusting behaviour I won't be satisfied until you can buy a woman at the market
>go two goals ahead>sit backwhat causes this sort of degenerate behaviour?
4 goals at home to emery fuck me
In Yoro's defence he did lose his balance something he can't control
Yoro tried to score an own goal on purpose
ATTENTION: WE'RE WALKING OUT AT 85MINS (if we're more than 1 goal behind)
>>158536014What the fuck is the context of that?
>assisted by Lenny Muttyo
/MUG/ IS DEFINITELY BACK ON THE MENU BOYS LMAOOOOOOO AND I'M ABOUT TO FEAST
>>158536017>>158536026I'm stuck on the bog, can the Ukrainian post the webm
Surely this cant go on
LMAO>manure
1 win out of 10 is the worst in the leagueHull Palace Sunderland have won 2Ipswich and Cov have won 3 ffs
heaven and yoro and maguire as your centre backsit's fucking grim
I guess Yoro is team Carrick out?
>>158536033Ironically it is still his team, they never found replacements
thoughts?
Fans singing "In Your Head, In Your Headd Carrick Carrick Car rick rick rick". Poor fella
>>158536034Sup Rachid
Ever since I started listening to subliminals I don't care about finding a lass anymore where it was depressing me probably cos I was a coomer too and I'm on NNN
heaven is in hell
>>158534364> Yoro
>>158536050Lions rape their twinks ladI think it's the only way they can get food
Looks like the walkout is back on the menu. Just need to grab a couple more pints at the concession stand and ill be ready to protest Man U
>>158536069noooooo not Grace!!
>purgatory
>>158536041she looks like she dates ytbois
I GOTAFEELIN'
>Maguire pulled againHow long until he works his way back into the team again for another contract, the Maguire boom bust cycle is fascinating
Who the fuck are these random players on the united team? What a fall off lmao
>>158536098Drury pls go
>>158536090That's so fucking lame lmao. Is that really the best they can do?
>>158536082What happened to Palace?
Chat, should I cash out my Villa bet just in case or trust /mug/?
How long until Big Sam gets called in to avoid relegation?
>>158536099yoro has obviouly bet £10k on himself scoring an own goal
>>158536099WHAT THE FUCK
>>158536082They won't get relegated and their "miraculous" escape will be considered a great feat.
not even early /mug/s can save united now
TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A /MUG/ NIGHT
was that hojlund in the crowd
Dunno how anyone can blame Carrick for this shite the defenders aren't capable of doing their job.
>>158536110
maguire>yoro
>>158536116he thought that line was so good he wrote it down in his notes
>Drury referred to them as customersKEK one of us
>>158536109I bet she is a Royal Battle in the sack if you know what I mean
>>158536082I wouldn't give 2-4 these losers, they're so bad.
>>158536082They're going to get that new manager bounce for the Liverpool game. All international call ups will be told to pull out so they can get training in. Only the English ones will actually pull out
>>158536150KEK
>>158536140It's the managers job to make them good
>>158536069Unnecessarily brutal
>>158536139>>158536141yeah that's him with the white curly hair
>>158536139kek i saw that
get ole in till end of season. he knows the club
>>158536069I hate women so much
>>158536080Not his problem.
The United players have Sunday league level fitness.They sabotaged themselves by not getting knocked out of the Champions League the other night.
>>158536141At least we're not speaking German
Funny how Neville has an excuse. "This is Ole's squad" as one of them. When did Ole get sacked ffs
HALF AN HOUR TO GO CAMON VILLA
>>158536101Damn
>>158536152they sure make me want to drink a 2-4 every week watching them
>>158535548I think you will find that it is Liverpool who is, in fact, BOX OFFICE
>>158536153>English call upsLiterally who?
really don't like when peter drury says squirts
>>1585360827 more goals is tough but I'll believe in Villa anyway.
time for ref to give bruno a pen.
>>158536175>xPtskek what level of cope is this
>>158536141>BOH
>>158536127Glasner left
>>158536204we all squirt ladmen squirtwomen squirtit's natural
As an aside. That was first time I've ever seen Goretzka smile. He always looks stoic or grumpy
>ynr the united amazon documentary this year
What happened to Sesko?
>>158536069Coming to a town near you soon!
It's liverpool away and then sporting away next
>>158536069i dont hate women
>poonited need to finish 18th to get relegatedtoo easy for refs to rig it
>>158536195Liverpool is boring even when they suckYanited is the only entertaining PL club
>>158535668well well well
>asston slowing down againhate this rerun
>>158536175>xPi hope there's a special place in hell for whoever made this chart
>>158536141Back to pulling pints at the Rovers Betty
>>158536063here >>158536099
>>158536200Exactly
Turned off at half time, just checked the score lol. United really don't do themselves any favours. It all stems from the owners. The owners need to die. Confidence has a huge impact on this squad, they're shit houses as well. But they just look badly coached also. Low confidence or not, tactically and physically you should be on it. The movement, the passing, chemistry. The basics. You should still look a team. Its just not there. They play like genuine relegation fodder. The stage and pressure eats some of these players alive, and it always has
>>158536235They hate you if you're sub8 btw you can only betabuxx if you're sub8 and she'll never love you and will leave you when it benefits her (usually after marriage)
>>158536244where are its boobs?
best star trek captain?
>>158536237City are going down so 18th will be enough this year
>>158536253Thats Dave in a wig
>>158536258>It all stems from the owners. The owners need to die.reported to the ADL
>>158536255>My wife and daughters faces when they see a white maggot dick instead of a pulsating and thick BBC
LET ME GOOO. LET ME GOOO ATTACK CARRICKKKKKKK. HE CAUSED THIS
I just want Manchester United fans to know that you will NEVER EVER be good EVER again and that you fucking deserve every second of this misery. You should just stop watching altogether, go find a new hobby. Oh yeah and also, fuck you
>>158536264jean-luc picard
Can Rio Ferdinand coach?
>>158536227hope it's like sunderland til i die
>>158536264avery brooks
>>158536284God imagine the kino
>>158536277Could you show me your spread arsehole
>>158536244Eh I've fucked chicks with less boobs
>>158536265that's what I meant to say lol this game's so funny my brain isn't working
>>158536242
>>158536272God im so down bad for asians. Bitch looks absolutely trash but I still wanna the sweet and sour
>>158536110Reminder that even if the Glazers sell United, their debt is now the club's, so United would still have to pay it off.
You've seen United, now please don't laugh too much on your way home... that doesn't really scan
"AEUGH" - Bryan Mbeumo
Lacey on, surely?
>>158536303thank you based Avram
>>158535832i know im late, but what a stupid ass useless foul just dumb as shit
Need a Lindelof blooter to complete the night.
>>158536303thank you based Avram. You deserve a medal.
manchester schoolkids don't know who to bully because both teams are fucked
>>158536326can he play in defence?
>>158536277Absolutely raped
>>158536284Lol Rio's press conferences and interviews will be absolutely dire
Idk Old Traffords seating arrangement for higher ups. But whats stopping a fan from attacking or throwing stuff at that Omar Baradda fella
>>158536321“BOOOGA BOOOGAA OOOO OOOOO AAAAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAH” - Vinicius
>>158536258>The ownersThe owners are awesome. There's nobody else on Earth who could do this sort of slow death from a thousand papercuts of this miserable pathetic club. This is art. It actually took a lot of skill to tear down a club like this little by little to a point where it's irreparable
>triple change>no big zirkcarrick OUT
>>158536353>>158536353>>158536353>>158536353
>carrick triple changeMore goals incoming
>>158536121>tf>tpDEFENSE! CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Is it too late to get Ole in
They won't really get relegated will they?
COMEBACK STATUS?
Are carrick and rashford beefing or something? Hes not even on the bench
>>158536272Would give her my plum sauce
Why is emeryball so fun and entertaining?
>>158536344>attacks sonic the hedgehog
>>158536351defence is hopeless. just score more.
>>158536387I think him and Shaw are pulling another perma-crock routine
>>158536387He's supposedly injured. I have my doubts though, given the sort of person he is, his family, the shit he's pulled in the past
>>158536365Yeah keep acting like those two are the same. You've got to admit that's pretty fucking lame dude. Car-rick to the tune of zombie? It's not even a dig and it's embarrassing that anyone would sing that and think that's offensive to anyone.
Villa still didnt make any change
It is actually disgusting how dogshit aston villa are and yet they are 4-2 up somehowgoretzka and kamara gotta be the worst midfield duo in the league
>>158536614Seethe, nonwhite customer
