7 HOURS OF... redzone football starts in about 40 bings.EARLY WINDOW>Giants vs Eagles>Browns vs Saints>Cowboys vs Colts>Broncos vs Panthers>Lions vs Dolphins>Rams vs Commanders>Jets vs ChiefsLATE WINDOW>Texans vs Chargers>Raiders vs 49ers>Cardinals vs Seahawks>Packers vs Patriots
which games should i watch? i got room for about 3 games on my screens
let's go bros
>>158535039ok where?
my niners play today
Hope the anon that always gets family chores or fights it's able to enjoy some football today
>>158534984Shit games
>black qbs
>>158535446redditors are so retarded
>>158534921If your team is good, fuck you and fuck your stupid ass team. Watching the Bengals dominate the Falcons like that made me fucking mad because I won't be seeing my teak do anything like that anytime soon. Fucking pieces of shit, I hate all of you motherfuckers.
>>158535580calm down
>>158535580Keep getting angrier
>>158535446and there it is
>soon
You wanna order a pizza?
FUCK YOU REDZONE FUCK YOU FOR ALWAYS SHOWING MY BEARS IN TERRIBLE POSITION AND NEVER LIVE ALWAYS TAPE DELAYED
>4 teams are in the redzone>Lets take a look at this ref injury from 10 minutes ago>Here's a scoreboard>Alright lets watch a game. Lets zoom in on the Broncos, who are at their own 23 with 12 minutes left in the 3rd quarter
Matchups today are so boring that the pre-game show is talking about cancer
holy fuck that early window is bad. might sleep in today mmmhmmm
Why does the NFL hate good teams playing each other's
Scott Hanson is a LYING BASTARD
>>158536160>>158536166cowboys colts finna be kino
phillyV new york and that still one terrible game considering the qb play we are to expect. good JJ or terrible JJ
>>158534921OFFICIAL KINO RANKINGS>>Giants vs EaglesKino>>Browns vs SaintsCringe Kino>>Cowboys vs ColtsCringe Kino>>Broncos vs PanthersCringe Kino>>Lions vs DolphinsCringe Kino>>Rams vs CommandersCringe Kino>>Jets vs ChiefsCringe Kino>>Texans vs ChargersCringe Kino>>Raiders vs 49ersKino>>Cardinals vs SeahawksKino>>Packers vs PatriotsKino
>>158536196trade Taylor to the bungles so that Allen and the Bills made for an entertaining AFC championship game. if this trade dont happen than Allen walks into the superb owl uncontested and not challenged
>>158536296Trash Allen is going to lose to the Chiefs in the 'yoffs. Again.
Might just watch giants eagles with commercials
>>158536294add the bears v buc game as cringe
Why is giving multiple years of your life to defending Israel seen as some great honor and point of pride in America?
>>158536329ok boomer
>>158536333nah that's kino
>>158536325i dont see it unless Walker gets going again.
>>158536367jews own your every thought for freethink about that
>>158536454i give it to them for free like every good american
>>158536367Cuz it makes you mald
>>158536367go away bitchknees
I woke up just in time
IT'S TIME
chris is already annoying
Going to the Broncos thread after the OCTO
>>158536367Dogs tend to be loyal to their owners.
Gotta watch the end of this manchester united match first
>>158536565Leave and don't fucking come back.
thank me for my service and pay taxes so i can continue to be a neet
>>158536565>bottom 3What the he'll happened?
>chaseit's not nascar
THANK YOU ZOGBOTS FOR THE GAS PRICES
its not an octobox with 7 games
OCTO BOX CTOBOZX
>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX
>>158536367It is sad because the combat vets think they are 'dying for America' while the non-combat (majority of the military) are just doing it for the gibs.
>>158536565>shitty and poonited may both get relegatedwhat a time
Wish he showed the octobox more than onceHe probably doesn't so you buy NFL Sunday ticket and you can get your own octobox
>>158536674I've been waiting to see on of le big 6 be relegated for the memes, and it might be happening
Im drunk and camping so I missed the OCTOBOX posting
>>158536565Every time I have tried to watch soccer it was so boring and unironically gay.
shedoodoo
>Shedeur Sanders game>against the stainsLegendarily ass matchup
It's not Shadeurs fault!!!!
Legendary
nine about to have the best game of his career?
>>158536527I had like 4 minutes to spare. I think my body just naturally knew.
>>158536719Shestinky legacy game
>goof
FUCK YOU REFS THAT WAS A FUMBLE BY GOOOFY
>>158536748Putting him out there to die so the world knows he’s bad
>>158536757Wyoming is Bills territory
>>158536748wtf are those Aint's unis?
>>158536802>clearly forward passOkay, bud.
>>158536757>Rams in STL>Raiders not in LV>Chargers at allThis map needs updating
>shedoodoo qbs
Bo Nix is so fucking bad lmao
>let's listen in>*cuts to another game*What did Redzone mean by this?
if the Browns lose this game trade Sanders
>bo dur
>>158536880You are having a bo induced melty
did they say 2 chains
>>158536880Gotta wait till the 4th quarter mememan to meme his way for another win
more like suck
LETS GO CHIEFS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158536907My team beat Bo Nix thoughever
Dubs and Mahomes gets picked off today.
>>158536852>implying the Raiders have fans in Las VegasRaider fans are literally everywhere else
Wow, zero progress run in the Red Zone. Who would have guessed?
>>158536757>redskins
bruh we got joe milton vs jj mccarthy wow what a season to remember
This is now my Chiefies game thread
>alt logo and jerseysNeed it or keep it
>>158537037look gaykeep 'em
good morning anons
All field goals baby
Who needs touchdowns? I love field goals.
Redzoneigami
Scott shoehorning in a 6-7, how any of you can defend this man is beyond me
>>158537037KeepLooks like my Riders :)
>>158537060Hi where are you from
>strip sackscott
>drop pressedsnot
>poopscopp
>shit poopshoot
who died
>shit shitshit
i told you guys this cowboys colts game finna be a banger
for me it's frens, football and cheesy puffs
>>158537154Mwali, Islands East of Mozambique. My island is autonomous but the flag must not be on /pol/, it defaults to the nationally known one.
WELCOME TO THE INDY COLTS ARCHIE MANNING
>mahomes doing his head tilt zesty walk like the memeI seennit
>>158537228is there a difference between cheesy puffs and cheetos or are they the same but different product?
>>158537246anon...
hol up hol up fields is a chief
lmao Chiefs finally attempt a QB sneak after 3 years and Andy getting roasted by local media all weekand Justin Fields double clutch for 0 yd fumbles it
>COACH...
>joosten feels
>>158537286oh no indy dont have a draft pick
>GOOF
GOOF
>>158537328He was down.
Goof gonna start stacking ints to make up for lost time.
yeah looks like lions are losing the game and a playoff spot
>>158537381however he was not
FUCK YOU FIELDS FUCK YOU
>>158537381absolutely no fucking way to tell
>>158537278well if i say juusto snacks it's not gonna say anything to non-finns...
>>158537381Refs AKA your Gods say otherwise bitch
Can the jets do it?
>9 clotheslined
Starting early i see
pass interference should just be removed as a penalty.
that fukken hit someone check on JJ
>>158537434Ok I see. Neat!
Is Geno Smith the most unlikable player ever
>>158537446GET OUT
>>158537466I didn’t like that call either. Seems to me you should let TE/LBs play it out more in the short field
GIMME DAT WEBM OF THE SACK BONG BRO
Justin Fields gon cry in the car
>>158537485Kek, nothing funnier than a tipped pass INT
>>158537510noit's too hot outside
Another dog shit slate of games. There is like 5 good teams on the league
>>158537503How many active players have had a teammate break their jaw in the locker room?
>>158537503ollie gordon is worse
>>158537522Having a penalty that can result in 50+ penalty yards that is also completely up to the discretion of the refs is retarded and makes the sport seem faker and gayer than it is.
>>158537610OKAY you can stay but never talk shit about my chiefs or else
>>158537728I will talk shit about your Chiefs in his stead.
you guys told me today's games would be cringe, but most are entertaining
>>158537550
>>158537728Mahomees is a faggot.
>>158537796the nfl is always boring until a team is forced to do something
>>158537810based thank you
>>158537810NTA but thanks britbro. My shit team is on rn so I rely on your webbies to keep up with the other games on rn
Mahomes walking into huddles is so sovlful
>>158537810Ouch
>Bo, NixIncredible name.
>>158537871
dak about to light it up
>>158537819>>158537779I will not be commenting on your jelly until after my chiefs score
>>158537934could also be that the entire division drafted to beat the cheifs for 8 years
>>158537959>t. lifelong Chiefs fan since 2022
why am i watching these games?
>thro pix
>>158537979That's a hilarious new cope
YEAH YEAH YEAH BARKLEY fantasy points
>>158538007This shit is absolutely pathetic
>>158538048cope on this tuddy
>>158537986Chiefs fans melting down because they lost two (2) games in a row just betrays how long they've been fans of the team. Physically incapable of dealing with their team losing a couple regular season games.
"Rashee Rice 'weaving' through traffic on the screen"xDDD
So many teams hyperfocused on defense, forgetting they still have to score points to win
>>158538106teams focus on not losing the game before trying to win it
FAKE KINO>>158538101lmfao
Oh, we're back
>>158538007i will never get use to a 8 point score
I am so bricked up halftime isn't close enough
Fake!!!!
SCOTT SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>158538162This guy looks pretty cool.
>fake puntKino
LETS GO SANDERS WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
This early slate fucking blows
yeah WALKER POINTS YEAH
Checkdown Sanders is a menace
>>158538230nah im enjoying these games lot of scoring
SHUT THE FUCK UP YEAH POSTERS.
My dog ate my chips
My Chiefies are back baby
>>158538270*crisps
HERE WE GO
>>158538258YEAH! YOU TELL 'EM!
Dak justifying that contract one tuddy at a time.
>>158538089nah it's just a rude awakening from the 5-0 mirage that the same systemic issues of the last 3 years are plaguing them. most penalties by 12, worst 5yd-to-goal run game, ST sucks for years and kicker can't kick, highest paid center muff snaps every game. Worthy's a total bust (when he's not out of bounds). least sacks in the lead (Chris J-who?) Andy nepotism ST and WR coaches, Oline coach sucks too with tons of draft capital on both lines for squat.
>>158538273YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>158538287I wish I could buy you a beer
>>158538287>fake punt on 4th&7 in the second quarter of a 3-3 gameWhy?
WEDEMSOYZ
>>158538258okay i will try but football gets me excited
>>158538324they'll never expect it
>>158538324It worked though.
quarterback primate is elite
>>158538158>omg why are we 2-5
>>158538324fins were getting uppity
>>158538324because it's based
>>158538298>least sacks in the lead (Chris J-who?)
>>158538273Jets
>>158538356I'm not disputing that, I just don't get why you'd go for it there
the holidays are coming up
I forgot that the horse team and the cat team played each other in an owl a decade ago.
Anybody notice how everyone started pronouncing the name of the Cleveland Browns head coach differently? It used to be monk-in like a bhuddist monk now it's monk that rhymes with bonk
>>158538324Exactly
>>158538398To be fair, one of the teams did not really "play" in that game
>>158538378lawrence floundering on the ground like a new born lamb before scoring is still funny.
>>158538416NICE!!!!!
thats 8-year college qb for the saints is very good
KWAB
shoughing&foughing
foooooooooooooomble
Rams fixing to lose lol
>>158538432I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN! NO YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN!
Do the Saints usually wear this color uniform? It looks cool.
>foombling on your first nfl play
who are the superstars in these games???
>>158538509two very talented women
>first ever reception is a fumbleFuck my shit up man
>>158538537>injury concerns make your draft stock fall>get put on IR in training camp>fumble your first catchB U S T BUST BUST BUST
Giants pr foomble
>>158538521It looks like shit. Don't ever say that again.
>>158538521Do you usually wear that color of flag?
>gnats
any black qbs doing good today?
>bo no arm
>>158538521No they don't usually wear them because they look like shit
>>158538637Mine is playing well but I won't say who it is until the game is over and if we win
>Dookie Pickedoff
>>158538484He's been putting the ball in danger too much lately but he's definitely polished.
cowboys would be so good if they just had some weapons for dak
>>158535822Yeah lemme get uhhhhLarge thin crust OnionsPineapple BaconJalapeños
>>158538620my flag isn't supported by 4chan so it defaults to the national one.
walloped
Can they stop showing the fucking Cheifs game when nothing is going on
BOOMED
The Jets offense would be pretty good if they weren't putrid in the redzone
>>158538735What is there to do there?
Bodied that punk
>MO PIX
PIXIX
MO PIX
THROWPICKS
>blo dix
>>158538754>>158538802We honor your service, webmmaker
>1st read >gets read>thro pickits that easy
>>158538038prophet
>>158538790They got some talent if they can find a qb, defense needs a big boost though
>aintsjesus christ
AHHAHAHHA
Tua took over the whole league today or what
>blow dicks
>>158538840To be fair, that's like predicting it to rain in a thunderstorm
Lmaooo
>>158538863So the Panthers have any away games? I feel like every time I see them, they're at home
just woke up how are my jets doing?
CHIEFS ON TOP BABY
Everybody fumbling today
what a turdfest the early games are. NFL wtf are u doin
Never go full shuck 'n buck
>>158538754HOLY CRAP
Geno Smith knocked that fucker down to the ground
>>158538904we're giving the chiefs all they can handle
>>158538904honestly? not bad
>>158538801Mwali is not populated like the other ones so I make dhow vessels for rental and to sell. My father died so I picked up the craft after dropping out of school
>>158538915LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why does every team defend like shit when playing KC?
>>158538904I need them to score 3 touchdowns
>>158538904Your Jets are unironically not that bad, IIRC they've kept every game close this year. Your future is looking bright. You have 3 firsts which will make you really attractive to your new HC (Glenn is gone this year)
RIP KNEE TO DOME
>>158538915>BUT IN THE EEEEND
>>158538915I think that big stupid helmet was the problem
>>158538965name one good defense
>>158538971>Your future is looking bright.
>>158538904might be ok once they fire the dei coach
>runs backwards. >fumbles.
>>158538548There's only one thing to do with this whore in this situation
>>158539006Kek that's fair. But what else can you do?
>>158539005love to see a 3 big man convoy downfield>>158538955maybe Geno should've been a LB?
>>158539003all of them when they play the chargers
>>158538938Oh sorry to hear that. Hope you're doing well.
i just want the cowboys to lose
Do players fumble more now? Is it because of everybody teaching the peanut punch now or softness?
>>158539062i think even cowboys fans want them to lose at this point
No Chiefs - Jets thread?
>>158539074its the punchthe nfl will ban in less than 3 years
>>158539057Thanks. I have never been out of my country but I see tiktok videos of the NFL and I enjoy it. Don't have a team yet though
Shit teams
>>158539095I don't see how you can ban it desu but then the QB bodyweight doesn't make any sense either
>>158539092Chiefs have no fans
>>158539074Peanut punch go brrr
kwab geno
>>158539117>I don't see how you can ban it. Personal Foul, punching motion. 15 yards, defender ejected.
>geno smINT
>>158539074Defenders have been watching more Fred Warner tape who has perfected it. Despite the name, actually winding up your arm for a punch doesn't work, what you're supposed to do is extend your arm out aiming towards the ball and use the momentum from the tackle to knock it out
Everybody is going full retard today
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>>158539142sex with nene.
>>158539117Automatic ejection for the remaining + subsequent half of football if they miss and punch the player rather than the ball. Don't think they would risk it.
>can't hand the ball off right
LOL
>browns
wft sanders wtf
>>158539105Support the Patriots and you’ll be a winner. Just make sure to denounce the Talmud whenever Kraft is on screen
>pooa nakua
coach primate
holy shit they might be oiling up the ball
>>158539164my wife is as pure as the wind driven snow. like mendoza
Why would Browns take the ball out of a Pro Bowlers hand on a 4th & goal?
BACK TO BACK
holy shit commanders
>>158539199>Watson was off this week
>>158539184Jets are gonna beat the queefs without scoring a touchdown
>spaghetti ball
its a good ol' fashioned spaghetti fest today kek
Who is oiling up my balls?
>>158539134we kneel in deference to you oh wise and just refs
>>158539105How did you find out about /redzone/ and /sp/
>>158539234>>158539235now im hungry
>donkeys
If the Lions lose to the Fins it will be epic
LOUD DOINK NOISES
>>158539105legendary vpn
>>158539207There is nothing impure about a wife having sex with her husband (me).
>>158539232nah
DOINK
a guy on the browns just ran strait into a markerfuckass game
NINJA
DOOOOIIIINNNKKKK
Tommy makin ya tremble
Why did Bo Nix allow the Punters to score a touchdown?
You guys on Redzone sure are missing out not watching this Browns game.
you do earn your sundays right?
MAHOMIE DOWNI REPEATMAHOMIE DOWN
ITS OVER CHIEF FAGS
Mahomes status?
>>158539391Yes, but I wish I didn'tI hate working
MUTTHOMO DOWNMUTTHOMO DOWN
>>158539391thank you for your service
MUTTHOMES DED
Mahomes is DEAD
Somebody greased up all the footballs today
MUTT IS KILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEY ARE TRYING TO KILL MAHOMES
PRESS S TO SPIT
OH MY GOODNESS
Total frog death
Bailey MVP
Hansen acted like somebody just got shot on camera
>mahomees dedlmao
>oh my goodnessis he a homo
HOLY FUCKING BASED METTIE JETTIES
Wow it's mahover
WE ARE BACK
BASED JEST
It's mahomover
THE MUTT CARRER ENDING INJURY FINALLY THANK YOU GOD
Bailey gonna get death threats from refs
HE GOTS DA FLU
>MaDonzo
excuse me, why aren't the jets disqualified for hurting him?
OY VEY NOT MY FAVORITE PLAYER PATRICK MAHOMES, GREETINGS FROM TEL AVIV
is that a dislocated shoulder for mahomes?
Please let the Jets beat the Chiefs
Is this Hanson guy the one who used to do To Catch a Predator?
patrick is finenfl is back to being on notice
>>158539474Taylor's people are on the phone right now
>these games
ARM FLU
here comes the reffies to make sure the jests get punished.
>>158539462That's not how an arm is supposed to bend>>158539468Using this at halftime
Mahomes is on pace for 12 more season-ending injuries.
>>158539492they are related
>>158539500LOOOOOK AT ME MOM I DID IT AGAIN
>>158539269My cousin showed me pepe memes in whatsapp and he said it was popular on foreign websites so I did some research, saw this mentioned and visited for sports. Sport is popular here and some people have American Football jerseys or tshirt so I know a few teams from that. It is fun to chat and see sports outside of my country. It exposes me to a lot of culture or things I do not see where I am so it is of great curiosity to me and fun way to spend late Al-Ahad nights. I do not know much so I keep quite and just read and watch. I found redzone through tiktok and it took me a long time to find a stream in American English, the ones I was watching was Spanish which I do not understand.
ahahaha hes is too butthurt about mahomes he cant even commentate
TYBB
Mutt is wincing, it's over.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH PATTY IS BACK LETS GO CHIEFS
>>158539540
Urban Meyer could've solved the kicker problem, but he was rejected.
I miss Tony Romo
classic jest
>>158539573me in the back
J - E - S - T JESTJESTJEST
HEEM SLEEPY
>>158539588I miss pat and john
>>158539577
PATRICK DIDNT HEAR NO BELL
$45 million sack
>>158539540>Sport is popular here and some people have American Football jerseys or tshirtAre they one of those Super Bowl T-shirts that the NFL gives to Africans when one team loses?To explain: the NFL makes Super Bowl champions shirts and jerseys for both teams in the NFL. Well, only one can win. So with the losing team's shirts, they just donate to poor African countries.
>>158539602That Nic Cage performance looks terrible
the mutt sandwich
God it's just AMAZING to think he's right back out there. After taking a hit that every other QB in the league wouldn't even think about.
hes going to miss it again
that was even more brave & heroic than when tatum came back
BRING IN TUCKER PLEASE HARRISON IS TRASH
>flagnot even trying to hide it lmao
The rigging is so obvious for KC
flag until they get it right
>>158539627shouldn't you be preparing for Bears/Buccs Collinsworth?
MAKE THEM KICK IT AGAIN
lmao
Buttker is ass
Missed kick?Not on these reffies' watch.
HE MISSED EVEN WORSE
LMAO
>doink a field goal>get a do-over 5 yards closer>miss completely
LMAAOOOOO
FLAG THEM AGAIN REFFIES FUCK YOU.
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
JUST KICK THE FIELD GOAL YOU YOUDOUBLE NINJA!
It's Justin Tucker time
x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2
>buttman
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD 17 MISSES. TIME FOR HARRISON TO GO BE MAGA SOMEWHERE ELSE
HAHAHAHAHA REFS CAN'T SAVE YOU BITCH
The moment a kicker thinks he can have a personality, his skill fucking drops like a rock. Just be a goddamn emotionless robot you fucking kickers.
Butker far right KWAB
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AG-ACK!
God bless the chiefs
PROFESSIONAL BOTTOM LIMB ATHLETES
somebody get these KICKERS out of here
Just got home from work, what the fuck is happening with all these scores at halftime
Lmaooooo missed
>buttkisser>DOUBLE NINJAKEKAROO
they need to get rid of this kicker now that the democrats are back
>>158539714We /fieldgoalsonly/ now.
It's over Chudker bros... the Tucker redemption arc looms
This early slate is absolute slop, I love it
lets put butker back in the kitchen
FUCK YOU ANDY REID FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOYALTY TO HARRISON
>>158539710Where's her cock?
blue tsunami bout to carry your chud-ass out the league
im so upset right now for having tucker not suit up
>>158539617I know what you speak of. I have seen Super Bowl shirts of teams but I do not know who won before this year when I start to watch more. I knew of Cowboy, Patriots, 49er, and Panther team. Cowboy one is popular as beach t-shirt or work shirt
CD TD
17 times 17 missed why Andy why are you allowing this to keep happening. I remember when Terrell Owens was talking shit you kicked him off the team, yet you keep Harrison for talking shit
>86 yard punt
zesty cele
Puntkino by Braden mann
Eagles MVP
86 yard punt??
>>158539775CDeez Tiddys
86yd punt lmfao
nice punt
FOOT DRAGON
PUNT DRAGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN
PUNT DRAGON
>>158539781hahahaha
love me some punts
There's a skill problem in the NFL...
>>158539815wow that really is perfect
>>158539825Greatest thing iggles have done all season
>>158539825Maybe dont let a white man return punts
>>158539853The eagles offens only works if a QB bails out a broken play or on hurry up situations when the coach isnt calling plays.
>name is gibbsAYO GIBSMEDAT FOOTBALL SHEEEEEIT
>>158539825Punt kinoUniform kinoField kino
>goofHoly shit, this guy just sucks
That is a catch and fumble FUCK YOU REFS I HATE YOU.
>>158539838lol I'm have no idea what outcome he expected throwing that pass
>>158539896No one actually knows what a catch is
how did the saints not kill sanders there?
Perfect timing
NEW>>158539831>>158539831>>158539831>>158539831NEW>>158539831>>158539831>>158539831>>158539831
>>158539924holky....
put in justin
>>158539922Yeah, I'm thinking elite.
NOOOOOOOOOO
Corgi kino