cuban sandwich edition
Wions
Hopefully no girls with shit brown eyes in this game
>>158536559You will never have a woman that loves you
>Lions game starts>Flag!
>game starts>immediate flagso it's gonna be game of flags I see
>>158536610Based
>>158536618just letting you know who runs this shit
>blueberriesbring back the white pants
>Detroit first possession >Doesn't score immediately Trap game, I knew it
>>158536657Dallas Cowboys handmedowns?
was that a fumble, or a forward pass?
>>158536684drive ain't over
>ate detroit>ate lions>ate blacks>not racist just don't like emsimple as
DAN GAMBLE STRIKES AGAIN
>>158536763his arm was snapping forward
>>158536796If you don't like them why did you eat them
Streamin games for anons. voice chat open dot gg/r456rYRh
almost slept in, ready for another shitshow that is phin phootball
my loins
wait why is frazier in over mahogany
SIT THE FUCK DOWN GOFF
Loins touchdown!
Goof will finally break the 'Fin's losing streak
>>158536821He also eats ass and doesn't like it
>>158536934D:
I think the Lions should score more and prevent the other team from scoring as much
>today's football is sponsored by neet Light. The official beer of neets everywhere. https://youtu.be/2k90T-tQs1s?si=YSca_Dh9c2fO2Ket https://youtu.be/rdVubZ6fZaU?si=GchCUZJjmoX5aEs3
Do you guys think I should:>order a pizza now and eat some of it and save the rest for the Bears gameor>go to the grocery store, get a burrito or something for now and soup, mashed potatoes with Italian beef and a salad for the Bears game
>>158536976Thank you for your insight Mr Madden
>>158536992pidser
>>158536992i'd go with the pizza now. sunday afternoon sneaks up on you and you don't wanna do anything
>>158536992Is Da Jewels doing that $10 beer and fried chicken deal today?
The dolphins aren't a horrible team really, they just need to put it together
his 4 INT game was overdue
HELL YEAAAHHHHHH, too bad malik won't do shit with it
Goofbros.....
The Lions are going to win anyway, but Goff looks awful.
>>158537289I really hope they don't, but with Detroit teams they do like to shit the bed on games where they should just steamroll>cat.jpg
refgods...please take it easy on them, they're 1-6...
Jared takes all the time in the pocket like has a quick release but he does not have one
>>158537175Jewels has a $10 chicken and beer special?
>>158537483I think it was only for the Monday night games, but they were selling a 8 piece bucket of fried chicken and a case of Miller Lite or Coors Light for $9.99.
if receivers lost money on each ball they dropped, would we still see these soft handed retards?
MY phins are tied with the lions? no, don't give me hope again
what's his name again?
Alright, im done doing the dishes. LFG LIONS!!!
>>158537935how many dishes did you have that it takes 45 minutes? do better anon
>>158536992Pizza
>>158537968a bunch. We had to meal prep this morning for the week. Lots of stuff had to be handwashed. I had the game on my tablet over the sink. I only now just am able to get into the thread.
>>158537872Jared Goof. Hyuck.
shenanigans
That was a catch according to Miami Hurricanes fans.
The Lions haven’t been the same since we stole Ben Johnson from them.
oh for fucks sake, look i respect dan campbell for going for it on fourth downs but can you not do this cute shit when playing my shit team?
BEN JOHNSONESQUE
HELL YEAH
>>158538134Lmao
Are the Loins back?
Are there more Bears fans ITT than Dolphins or Lions fans?
nevermind, that's a sad sack>>158538201I'm a Vikings fan
>>158538189It's over.
>>158538201phins threads usually have around 5 anons posting , not sure about lions or bears
Holy shit where is the blocking
>>158538201Yeah, this is way better than watching the Dallas game.
Least obvious face mask to not get called
>>158538263Why would I watch the Cowgirls?
>>158538310zesty..fruity..dances with dorothy
CBS programming is so grim. Who watches that crap?
>>158538201Don't call me out like this.
>>158538399Take a guess
any clip of that fake punt?
There are parts of america where it's still warm and that seems wrong
HOWEVER
fucking faggot ass refs
>>158538399I don't know why old people like it so much, it's the same empty shitty style of show for decades
>>158538462I just took the dogs for a walk in MN. didn't even need a light jacket
>>158538310I mean, maybe you're gay and you think they're hot i dont know, you do you bro
>>158538458Polacks?
refs out here just winging it lmao such a shitshow
My reffies :)
>>158538461no shit, he's a weeb?
We love our bear frens here>>158538201
>>158538569>liking a division rivalnfcnorth really is the gayest division
>>158538538Goodell won't let the Lions get to the super bowl, especially now that Michigan elected El-Sayed
>>158538569>Lions fan tranime girl is white instead of blackWhy do you tranimefags never get it right
>>158538556not even sure hes in the league anymore
>>158538569Beariongals.
>>158538506It's 56 here so if you walked in the sun I could see it
>>158538506It has been an extremely warm fall but it is not 83° in Michigan like it is in Miami
>backup QB plays well for Green Bay>starts for another team>immediately becomes dogshitMany such cases.
>>158538618You'll have to ask whoever made it two years ago
>>158538506What kind of dogs?
>>158538663>2 years agoThat explains the deformed beyond belief text.
>>158538644I wish I was on that beach sunning my balls
>>158538669BIG DAWGS, NIGGA
>>15853846280 degrees in Scottsdale, AZ today
Damn, Derrick Brooks is still in the league?
>>15853874150s a few hours ago...
glad to see the phin's young defense stepping up this year, shows good coaching by hafley for the rebuild
Hey, Hafley. Just shave your head already. That hairline is ridiculous.
>>158538814It tends to get colder at night, yes
>>15853846255 in Detroit. PERFECT weather for watching the game next to the firepit outside
>they got the skeleton witch who had her soul siphoned by the black demon monkey for a shitty rebootwho the fuck is watching these things?
URGENT:NEED AN UPDATE FOR THE FA/TV/IRGINSIS SNEED OK?END POST.
>>158538935I cannot look at that bitch without feeling bad for her. I wish there was even one person in her life who had the balls to tell her that she looks terrible.
>>158538935>>158538997who
muh military
>>158539014zoomer singer who did a musical with a literal demon, taco bell grande
Are the Dolphins underrated? I was told the Lions are Superb Owl contenders and they seem to be having a really hard time with them today.
>>158539046not underrated but hafley has coached the defense well so far, not great, not terrible
>>158539035you're welcome for my service
>>158539046nah they shit
>>158539080did you serve them fries or something?
>>158539107semper fry, brother. did a tour at chili's in '08>the devil thought he beat me when i kneeled, until i said "amen"
>>158539079Lions have a tendency to play down to bad teams
>>158539160they have a tendency to never win playoff games too
>>158539160the realpolitik in the NFL is something to behold. Michigan elected a muslim senator, Lions will never make to the super bowl now. Too many stadium owners don't like him.
>>158539160If you do that every week it means you're just an average team, at best.
This D misses campbell already
>>158539180Kinda hard to win a playoff game when you usually don’t make the playoffs
>>158539255There's always a catch
DOINK
DOINKOINK
Why are kickers so dogshit this year?
Professional kickers, by the way
>>158539231Then every team is average at best because they all do it
FOR FUCK'S SAKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME EVERY WEEK WITH THIS SHIT TEAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHJJJ
>>158539325my wife's boyfriend can kick the ball straighter than that
>>158539331>there's never been any blowouts in the NFLyou can just admit you're underage and don't know shit about the sport. The Lions didn't even play down against the Cards a few weeks ago.
>>158539361people underestimate Miami, both their homefield advantage this time of year and how they're playing under their new coach with such a shit roster Loins pull away in the 2nd half
>It's another rerun of the NFC North plays down to their opponents they should crushThis plays every sunday it seems
>mahomes potentially season-ending owie by the jettieslads...
>>158539361Eat shit faggot. Every team is mid. Bears have a second class roster that’s overachieving off of luck. Rams super team is losing to the redskins and won’t make the playoffs. Defending champ Seahawks are .500 because their offense is JSN and they lost their RB. Niners lost Evans and it made Purdy irrelevant again. Mahomes tore his bussy apart again today. Bills are just Josh Allen and a roster of names nobody can remember. Patriots are schedule babies again and Maye is a fraud. Etc Etc.
Cupertino looks like another I'M ACTING! show, CBS boomers really aren't people
>>158538669
>>158539531josh "bussy boy" allen is dogshit and a faggot, people over rate him because he can run with the soft ass qb hit rules, the retard throws balls backwards in playoff games and then cries
>>158539572I live near Cupertino and I cannot imagine how they could make a show out of it, the entire south bay is just not that interesting.
>>158539598Facts. His career would be over if he played in the 80s
>>158539523but whats brits reaction?
>>158539585:)
hoping the phins play a game in texas next year, the tickets will be cheap as hell since they suck lol would be nice to see them play at least once
This game is straight up ass I'm going to go jack it to anime titties.
flg flg flg flg flg
malik is such a fucking retard holy shit he better not be on the roster next year
>sitting in a seat he didn't pay forOy vey!
>>158539733are you stupid? the schedules are free to the public.
this defense has to be so pissed, down again by only field goals and malik "the retard" willis can't do shit yet again with a shit kicker missing easy shots
did mahogany murder a hooker or something? frazier is getting worked every play why is he still in
>>158539872yes anon, show me next year's schedule that's already out please, love to see it
>>158539585good doggos, pet them well
>>158539817We can't let them get away with this can we? Big Ben will hear about this
Mahomes was almost kill, how would the nfl recover if he's out again?
>>158539872still waiting for your schedule release, bitchboy. good to see the offense moving now
>>158540048pls g-d
IF YOU MISS THIS I WILL RAPE A DOLPHIN IN FLORIDA
>>158540048god my face should be up in there
>>158540048What did he do to himself??
>>158539966I gave them pets and said "this is from 4chan buddies"
zesty celly
my phins :( a touchdown is too much for them to overcome
ayo GIBBS ME DAT!
gibs me dat
seen enough games
gibbsy :3
>>158540245Good day for them, especially not having to watch Kyler shit it up on the field
>mfw an opponent scores a touchdown and it means game over immediately
>>158540393lions just transitioned to mech
bros forgot to clean out the fleshlight last night now it's gonna smell
phin dragon
HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED
>>158540557I don't like that
I knew that was going to be a fake punt, I’m surprised the Lions didn’t
>>158540532Lolphins aren't microing their macro
malik might be clinically retarded, and that's saying something if he's coming in after tua
>>158540557Gross
>>158540597>>158540751it's the janice griffith one, shit is SO cash
refs are being such faggots today holy shit
>>158540859>today
>>158540557just slap a fresh coat on there, it'll smell like new
>>158540867fair enough
ok...lions miss the fg, phins march it down and...no, there is no hope
Bruh just run the fucking ball, a field goal basically wins the game if you run the clock out.
how's the hatewatch going leadheads?
>>158540826Who?
>>158540859land clark could kick your ass
>>158541012you could kick my bussy, playa
>>158541012a whore, but MY whore, much like the phins are MY whore
anons forgive me, the alcohol has finally caught up to the level of phin phootball and i have become the retard
brutal drop
YOU SUCKYA JACKASS
last desperation moves
Time for Goff to unleash the dragon
I think if the Lions score more, they'll win
>>158541198If by unleash the dragon you mean hand it off to gibbs until the clock runs out then yes
>>158541222What do the Analytics say?
>mfw the phins are worse than the jets, lions and browns
>>158541250they say go for it
>>158541233I was hoping for a cheeky deep route to TeSlaa...
>>158541258Dolphins are a year or two away from a playoff run. Might need to execute your "guess a number and coach the Dolphins for a season contest winner" coach though and get someone serious
>>158541222IN ENGLISH, DOC!!
>>158541258Sold their soul for 17-0.
>>158541265What are ya saying Professor!? Do the Lions have a chance or not!?
>>158541316lmao at the shitriots losing the superb owl on theirs
>>158541295has hafley not been good?
>>158541377idk what the anon meant honestly, the D has been good and malik is a retard, i want hafley to have a few years he doesnt seem that bad (yet)
>>158541400that's what i was thinking, he's a defense coach and their defense has been pretty good. they just have no talent on offense to work with
well lions when you make the playoffs please kill the bills or patriots if they make it to play you in the owl, fuck all of you and have a great day
>>158541475>lions>owlishiggydiggydo
>>158541258Tua set this team back a decade
>>158542271>Chris Grier set this team back a decadeFix'd that for you.
>>158539900>>158540049you're not mad at me. you're mad about being a phinfag
>>158542712you really waited til the thread was dead to say you misread my post? i said i'd like to see them next year, you called me stupid saying the schedule is public info, next year's schedule isn't out yet retard
