Please join me in watching my Houston Texans take on the LA Chargers. This team is just ass. Harbs won my wolverines a natty, so I'll always be thankful. I just want this team to get back to 500, it doesn't seem to much to ask.Late game for me. Kickoff in 20 bings
what'd y'all do for the bye?
The miracle run starts today.
>>158541298Sleep. Watch boring games.
>>15854167112-5 here we come!
>my Texies>in a late game I don't like this feel but I like having the morning free to do things and chores.
Hey TexiebrosTime to get disappointed another week, but we’re in for the long haul
Nien, I vant anozah 1yd run play
>>158541806I sat thru all of 2013, I can sit thru anything at this point.
TEXIES TOUCHDOWNNNNNNCEEJAY TO HUTCH
We're so back (:
>>158541217>>158541298Dad tax my sons candy
My Texans are giving the Chargers their first win
>>158541782I really liked that london game, the game ending at 11:30 am was nice!
>>158541962What's your candy of choice
Good drive Texan bros! Do it 10 more times pls! Force this retard team to sell and clean house!
Cmon you Chargers we haven't gotten a SoFi Sweep all year cause you keep losing.
>>158541896This is the first season in our franchise I thought we had a real legitimate chance to be one of the best teams in football. This has led to one of the actual real most disappointing seasons compared those years or even years with Deshaun Epstein.
>>158542011I know /sp/ hates Mina but I would cum inside her with the force of a thousand suns
>>158542001Halloween wise? The mini snickers because I just suck on them until it just nougat, but my overall candy? Reeses Fastbreak.
>>158542063Mina love far out weights mina hate here. The haters are just obnoxiously loud
>>158542011How do you force Spanos to sell the team and move them back to San Diego?
This defense is so ass, Chargers are so bad this season and we are letting them march down the field like it’s nothing
>>158542100She cute, Texans needs a hot asian woman ambassador, preferably Jap. Someone get on that.
>>158542106Offer a 100% resident built stadium and a 10 year tax free deal. Basically imagine impossible deals that wont happen and those would be what it would take.
>>158542147We do tho
Is there a single chargers fan itt? Is 2hu even present?
>>158542146dont worry the opening drive is the only time they like halfway competent
>>158542203She is asian? Not enough onions sauce in her blood, needs more onions.
>>158542231nta, but the Texies D has significantly dipped in performance this season. Wouldn't be surprised if this game comes down to a FG.
>>158542146What changed? Were we just show casing a D the NFL hasnt seen, but after video reviews coaches figured it out? Like how do we go from an Elite D/Shit Offense, to Shit D/Top 5 QB?
>>158542237Oh I didn’t read the asian part. I mean Mina shills the Texans plenty too tbf
>>158542203That looks like any other white bitch ever.
>>158542296defense is never consistent year to yearthe talking heads predicting the texans for the superbowl preseason were retarded
>>158542296They figured out we are absolutely terrible at zone and also our defensive guys drank their own koolaid
>>158542296>What changedNothing and that's the whole point. This D's gimmick is they WANT you to know how they're lining up and are daring you to stop them. It was working last year but after a complete season of tape O's now know how to fucking beat them.
HUTCH WHAT A CATCH
Holy shit Caley actually ran the ball outside the tackles
>>158542304Oh, yeah she does, I like her, she isnt just after the money, she wants the team! But yeah a cute jap chick who represents us on IG or whatever, though Id only see her posts here, but knowing /sp/ there will be a simp who will keep us up to date with all her activities.>>158542321Defenses can stay consistent, especially when you dont lose really anyone on defense.>>158542376Yeah they did get big headed, huh? Anderson still plays with a high motor at least.
Pineapple x1
PINEAPPLE ECKSONE
Why is this game even being broadcasted?
>>158542321>the talking heads predicting the texans for the superbowl preseasonthis was fucking wild to me, and i admit i drank the koolaid a little bit, but 2-5 was grimmer than I thought it would get
>>158542577Legally bound to do so, sir. And cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>158542587>still going to the colts game on the 20th tho
>sting got burned by a TE in back-to-back plays
Imagine not having a single win this season keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek fucking subhuman mongrels. Learn some respect
kek embarrassing punt and game managementnext year is already a lost season if this regime is still in place
I like it better when Texans play at 3pm instead of the usual 12pm
>>158542587Other than the Bengals game, we lost by a td or less. So 2-5 sucks but 4 of those 5 could have gone the other way.
So it happened again>>158541883
Also, is it just me or is our punter fucking ass this season
>texans defense against the 0-7 chorgers
PITRE BANG
The motherfuckin funko pop himself Pitre 5
Do NOT extend Stroud
>complaining about defenseless receiverIf that would’ve been flagged, the game of football is dead
>only 2nd pickDoesn't lessen the pain.
Are the Chargers going to score a TD?
Justin Herbert is stone cold proof that having high quality pussy at your beck and call is a net negative.
Why so many empty seats?
>>158543277LA barely goes to Rams games, no one's going to watch the 0-7 Chorgers and Texans fans don't travel THAT well.
TANK TD!!!!!!!!!
>>158543224the chargers have not scored a td in 31 straight drives
STROUD DRAGON TD TO DELL
Oh my god I hadn't seen a Texies dragon in such a long time
>>158543356The last one was against the Chargers too
>>158543331>>158543350>>158543356>>158543377youre welcomethis happen because i stopped watching because i was disappointed that it looked like my chargies were going to take the lead
>>158543224loll
LETS GO CHARGERS
I wonder when Jeremiah Smiths knee explodes, I'm going to say before week 1
>>158543536They're getting Arch Manning
Fuck off his fingertips
Imagine if the Chargers had Bo Nix at Quarterback instead of this /weakmind/
>fast-twitch animaland there it is
>>158543772Cool it with the racism buddy
T-Tank???
I wish we could play the Chorgers every week
I LOVE ME SOME BOOTY
BOOTY TD!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!
bustin faggotini looks like he legitimately doesn't give a shit if they win or lose
>He keeps cumming and cumming and cumming and cumming
I legit feel sorry for the Chorgies. As a Texiebro I definitely how it feels to be on the other end of a whooping.
Why can't /nfl/ Chant Sell the team, Sean. If anything, 4chan should buy the chorgers. Our did the chorgers lose, Philip rivers and boltman are mascots banners for 4chan.....
>>158544019This franchise will forever be cursed under dean Spanos. Literally Arte Moreno for football. Our support will come when Dean sells the team.
Jim Harbaugh looks so tired kek just retire lil bro
Harbaugh sounds like the retired neighbor who talks to his plants.
>>158544252Actually talking to your plants does help them grow, and playing classical music can make them grow even better.
Tell me why I'm wrong:Chargers should draft CJ Carr number one overall and trade Sherbert for additional draft picks
>>158544296Sounds bullshit but I believe it
PICK!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
It's STIIIIIIIING
NICOOOOOO TUDDY
#MarchForArch
my GF went to a quinceañera with a woman whose cousin works as a house cleaner for Madison Beer, and she told me that the womans cousin said Herbert was very close to demanding a trade during a post-game press conference, even going as far as name dropping potential locations like Minnesota
Is there anyone the Chargers can beat left in the season?
>>158544688I honestly thought my Texies would be their lone W of the year because that's what my Texies do. Surprised to see there are teams more cursed than us.
>>158544688If they can't beat the Ravens then it's over
Herbert, a top 10 QB, ought to have a lot of passing yards at this point in the game right? What is he at? 250? 300?
LMAO
Kek texies ball
Fooomblmao
Harbaugh is getting fired isn't he
>>158544977Maybe he'll come back to Michigan. They've been unwatchable this season
Everyone watches women's sports
>>158544977its malpractice if he isn'the is on a big contract though with a couple years leftbut the players don't even like him if he's kept they're already waving the white flag on next season
what did the Chargers do to make God this angry at them?
TEXANS TUDDY
>>158545043Leave San Diego
What a piece of shit team
>>158545043leaving America's finest city
It's rape
An almost perfect game thus far
>>158545043They injured Mahomes last season and stole another ring from him because they’re undisciplined thugs. The Football Gods didn’t like to see that.
underdogs to a team on their 4th qb
Davis Mills, the wheel is now yours
my texans :)
>our defense gave Chargers their first TD in literally forever
fuck the texans for giving that to us
San Diego would never give this treatment to chorgers, I get we used to be a transplant tourist city, but come on. This is extremely sad. Sell them team, Dean. SD needs that midway rising stadium so soon.
>>158545043They're the Clippers of the NFL, and the Clops got rekt so hard it actually affected them too.Also, McDaniel
>>158545248not surprising, this team is not disciplined enough
>>158545001isn't he banned from college for like a decade
Pineapple x2
PINEAPPLE ECKSTWO
>Herbert benched
jesus fucking christ what the fuck
if
Is that DJ Ungabungalaylay?
O F F E N S I V EJUGGERNAUT
>>158545635Its the Chargers nigga. Relax.
>>158545640I'm talking about my chargies
Did that announcer just say the n word
It’s Davis Money Mills time
>>158545628yea
Chargers can unironically still win this
Pineapple x3
Texies win! ggs chargers good luck on the tanksee yal next week texiebros
Scorigami ahh final score
>>158545877Deshaun next week. Will be big.
>>158545895Is this his first time coming back to Houston since getting traded?
>>158545928it might be his first time playing
>>158545895>>158545928>>158545997he's sure not gonna be playing, they got shedoodoo in now even though he sucks too
happy tuesday y'all, we're so back
>>158552290Oh shit I'm seeing that deshaun will be starting. That's crazy
>>158564126happy Wednesday
happy Thursday
happy Friday
